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>Carol Flaton - Carl Ichans appointee in Xerox take over

Latest hires
>David Kastin - M&A Specialist board member & CLO
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>Shawn Hummell New Snr VP
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>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

As always:
>Sneed hedgies
>Reminder to filter the spamming shills

Previously on /BBBY/
>>54674999

>Bed Bat and Beyond
kek

stupid fucking baggies

>>54682263
>Bed Bat and Beyond
I like that

So it's come to this
Hyderabad hellions all over the place
Is it really necessary?
Literally every damn day the same thing
Laughing at them brings me the greatest joy

Nobody should have to do that for a living
Ignorantly parroting a narrative for BTC dust and a bowl of peas
Going about each day the same way
Greedily continuing to ruin the board
Even when they've been mocked relentlessly time after time
Rather than seeking gainful employment, they continue
Sad

Too bad, really, they could've bought instead
Or at least shit in a different street
Never had that thought cross their simple minds I'm sure
God they are hilarious in their stupidity
Uniquely so
Even the schizos have more valuable things to say

Many times I've wondered what that life must be like
Yelling into the void like pissing into an ocean of piss

Almighty God, I thank you for not giving me that life
Numerous times, a thousand times I thank thee
Universally hated is something I wouldn't wish on anyone
Shills bear that burden with no dignity

The final week approaches anon. If you're wrong I'm putting a hex on you.

Kashmir is rightful Pakistani clay. Fuck India and Indians.

we are wining again VVVVVV

The only thing naked is your wife when she comes to my house to fellate me.
Baggies are so poor and dumb

JUST LOOK HOW SHILLS ARE GOING TO BE SILENT NOW THAT ITS GOING UP AGAIN HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
FUCK THEM SHILLS THEY ARE GOING TO SHIT THEIR PANTS ONCE WE WIN

Can't wait to leave the western world behind once we make it

Something like a billion shares have been sold from off exchange this week alone.

Bernie Madoff would be proud

>>54682310
Dont tell me u are black...

is this how we win?

>>54682288
Based. Jeets btfo by pakichads. As usual.

>>54682317
I'm white as snow(Scandinavian) but I'm not gonna stick around for WW3, I'm not gonna fight a jewish war

Just bought more, might do it again if they drop it more

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU FAGGOTS ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS HAPPENING TODAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>54682417
Does it ever get boring being a leaf niggerfaggot?

>>54682417
You smell like curry and shit, don’t you?

>>54682490
Mad/10

Go buy some lottery ticket you degenerate

>>54682417
So you admit it will happen then?

>>54682543
Oh yeah it will happen
Buy more shares

280m

>red

so was there ever a motive for why the CFO killed himself? We know he sold at the top, did he know 23 cents a share was inbound and realized he would rather not face jail time? Wouldn’t that mean the entire board was aware of what was going to happen?

>>54682830
the board is obviously compromised, especially sue

You will not believe me, but I was the one who started the whole "people laughing at us are pajeets" meme.

Back in the very early days of /GME/ when the current iteration of memestonk bagholding began, I made a post with an image of indians begging Elon Musk to pump whatever worthless shitcoin they had lost all their money to. And I compared them to those Indians.

This caused massive seethe among the baggies, and they basically went "no u". The copium-lore around Kenny had not been established yet, but the general idea was the same; hedgies paying pajeets to shill against memestonks.

Since that day every single thread has contained this copium lore, for over two fucking years kek.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

>>54682705
>Green

so it's over
got it

The appeal to emotion / fake holder posting is back on the menu

>>54682830
he was defenestrated by the shorts because he failed to sabotage the company to bankruptcy like he was placed there to do

>>54683000
tired of it
checked

Superstonk is dead. "Fireside Chat" was a disaster kek. It's joever

>>54682830
Sue Gove pushed him

>>54683209
Who wouldve thought failed catalyst after failed catalyst would cause people to finally wake up and leave?
On that note what happened to REG SHO causing moass?

Uh oh Stinky musk

>>54682834
>Sue
Do you idiots really think a company with a woman as a CEO is going to succeed? The most bearish sign ever is a woman at the helm.

RUH ROH BAGGIES

1 hour until the bell and things don’t look so good

KEK BAGGIES

>>54683209
fireside chat?

>>54683209
watch theppshow

another red day baggies. tik tok tik tok bankruptcy on the clock

>>54683230
>>54683741
>>54683813
kek I thought I was at the /gme/ tab
kek BBBaggies should have sold at fiddy.

>>54683813
>streamers

>>54683826
DO NOT SELL

We want to be able to laugh at you fags for many more weeks. Hold, buy more, but do NOT sell, baggies!

OOOOOOOOOers real quiet now
kek baggies

>>54683813
streamers are cancer they should just make a 1-2 paragraph post about their findings

>>54683813
I did, several times. It's a bunch of faggots felching on each other and jerking off with the shitcum.

>>54683891
you niggers, even most bulls, don't read the reddit links though like this one talking about how the WSJ article got it wrong with the $300M requirement by 4/26 hence why sue gove didn't seem that worried in the interview and why the company expects to survive at least until the vote on 5/9

https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/12t6x2f/comment/jh1kkvv

Bankruptcy this weekend. you heard it here first!

>>54683925
I don't read reddit links at all because redditors are illiterate and can't sum anything up in a timely fashion, its like reading a bad novel just so PickleRickChungus420 can tell me something I already know.

>>54683956
https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/12ub0sk/a_number_of_you_have_direct_messaged_me_in_the/

>>54683891
>streamers are cancer
If they really gave a fuck about their viewers they would teach them how to trade and not say pay me for calls or whattheshit.

C'mon man.
I get there are some that actually publicly trade but it just seems kinda enh.

great thread

>>54683925
she's not worried because she gets a golden parachute

Ryan Cohen is going to buy BBBY! Hedgies r fukt.

>>54684119
based

>>54683942
They're going to announce a merger with GME by May 9th. Sorry you won't be a part of the ride, hedgie!

>>54684096
ah, so that's what an echo chamber looks like. thanks for sharing

jesus this motherfucking stock...

Ouuuhhh....husbant...why you becum exit riquidity...

>>54682233
Stock psychics and ESPers will win the day

Bankruptcy announcement incoming

>the CEO wasn’t crying during a media interview, which proves the stock will MOASS
kek baggies

>>54684483
Even if she was they'd say it was a secret coded message signalling that hedgies will be crying in 2 more weeks when moass happens

remember when these threads died after the august pump and dump? honestly surprised that they've lasted this long the second time despite us going down way more this time

>>54684612
This won't die unless its delisted because that's how low the bar is for this stock, if they don't declare bankruptcy for earnings/10-K BBBY moons

>>54684096
Proof this site is on pair if not worse than reddit (on reddit you can block out retarded user posts never seeing them again only if they rereg but autoban gets them then)

>>54684661
Thanks, filtered

Comfy lotto ticket holding while the shillies screech and cry for unknown reasons

I think the upcoming M&A or restructuring is going to light the market ablaze and it’s why a huge portion of the shills are on bbby duty. Holy fuck my cousin wiped his ass with a pinecone growing up when we were all playing in the woods as kids, don’t they realize we have nothing to lose? The main priority seems to be deterring new investors, but that implies people come to this place to see what’s going on in finance who aren’t apparently already scitzos, so I truly wonder why? Of course we have trolls and crypto baggies come to stir the pot, but god damn I can’t wait for suicides by jumping all over Chicago and New York to begin. Wagmi, hedgies furious and probably personally posting at this point.

>>54684469
There's no way out for hedgies. No matter what BBBY does, the stock price will squeeze because of the regarded apes and there's nothing you can do about it. Bankruptcy = bullish. Merger = bullish. Both? Bullish. Nothing? BULLISH. If they go bankrupt, our favorite weirdo billionaire will see the immense value and sweep it up. Too bad for you they are in no danger of bankruptcy. On what basis, do you even know how business works in any way or are you parroting news articles that have a bias to drop the stock price? Do you actually have any idea what's going on behind the scenes? BBBY is a coveted iconic all-american brand, and buy buy baby is a one-of-a-kind brand that solves a need for a strong, quality specialty baby product selection, just like RC saw a need with Chewy back in the day.

I know for absolute sure that Gmerica is a BBBY x GME x Teddy reverse merger, but even if I'm completely wrong, we will see an immense squeeze based on the basic fundamentals of financial statement valuation. If we do absolutely nothing and Sue does absolutely nothing but jacking off for the next 6 months, we will still squeeze.

>>54684483
No, absolutely everything points to MOASS. That's just some icing on the cake and a fun easter egg from our great CEO. Hedgies are crying and pooping their pants right now. They're paying bad actors and shills to create discord on reddit and online communities because BBBY's squeeze will put them out of business. You're probably a paid shill too, that's why you spend most of your NEET life on BBBY threads while claiming you have no vested interest!

>>54684709
>There's no way out for hedgies
It's insane that they could get themselves into this situation. Attempting to drive BBBY down to $0.00 was nothing short of desperation. When we look back on the 2021 short squeeze saga, we will see that BBBY was a desperate spillover of naked short sellers who are bust who desperately needed a win on a cellar boxing target. So many people want to fuck the hedgies in the ass that this was always bound to happen.

Im going to kill the anon that said it will go by 30$ next week

>>54684738
It's quite literally GME 2.0. Short sellers are the dumb stormtroopers of finance. It was a very high risk play for them and they're trying to bide their time as much as possible. The board of BBBY set the most brutal bear trap in the entire history of the stock market.

They keep trying to break into our psyche but little do they know we're retarded gorillas with absolutely nothing to lose and won't listen no matter what.

shills repurposing memes kek

bullish

BREAKING

BBBY ANNOUNCES BANKRUPTCY FILING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBAHBBABBABHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>54685031
The only breaking is your hymen faggot

>>54684808
I'm
30 dollars in two weeks

>>54685005
They probably paid some indian dudes overseas to repurpose memes. You can see the lack of creativity. It's pretty obvious that these people are paid, they seem disinterested and unmotivated while doing their job. The likelihood that most of the anti-BBBY shills are doing it for free are slim to none. Personally, I would not care if someone was doing perceived stupid financial investments. Who has the time or energy?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/mulstf/cointelpro_techniques_for_dilution_misdirection/

The BBBY reddit mods are also compromised btw which is bullish.

All you guys have done is donated your money to rich jews LMAO

>Verification not required.

>>54685120
Notification: Rajesh, 0.02 was deposited in your account.

>>54685071
There's a few people fudding BBBY for free but they're definitely not the majority, and of those doing it for free they're largely just salty GME anons and smiggers. The rest are paid and just shit the place up by posting blatantly false dogshit or the most onerous bullshit imaginable so that the threads are unpalatable to those who don't know how to filter.

>>54685131
I agree with that, it's hard to quantify how many are genuine Meltdownies vs paid actors but we can all agree that *some* people are being paid to act in bad faith to drive down the stock price.

>>54685129
Why do you think I'm wrong?

>>54685120
>shills have one successful post in the r/antiwork subreddit
>can't help but force it everywhere, thereby showing they posted it in the first place
shills need to be couched how to do this because they're absolutely terrible, leaving a breadcum trail from the hotel room as shorty cum dumpsters

>>54685163
You don't think there are paid pumpers too? Like the fags trying to tell people the Carl and Ryan baby names were insiders signaling retail?

>>54685229
>everyone that disagrees with my dumb investment is a shill

>>54685260
Schizo interpretations of social media posts are almost certainly made by NEETs diamond-handing a WAGMI bag, same way a solid chunk of fud posts are from meltdownies jerking themselves off while they post for being "right". There are absolutely paid fudders, I haven't seen any real evidence of paid shills unless we're counting a bunch of longs hope-posting as being "paid" on the basis that if the stock increases in value they gain money if they were to sell.

>54685120
Just one thing.....

None of that is true, we can rea the filings and it's nothing near $71m

>>54685200
>>54685305
>>54685262

'Tis simply untrue, my dear. That isn't a reputable source. BBBY is under no risk for bankruptcy, they had multiple suitors interested in financing them and have multiple game breaking SEC filings with unnamed mystery parties. Their team is full of M&A experts and they're restructuring their debt. Buying in at these prices is the smartest decision you could possibly make. A quick google search of the intrinsic value of the company, looking at their earnings, revenue, and cash flow, they are simply not a penny stock. A single share of BBBY is not worth 30 cents. Simply said, this is vast and pervasive market manipulation that will eventually get margin called on. Upon a spinoff/merger announcement, shorts will get annihilated. It's also very likely they're going to get a new CUSIP number to squeeze out the shorts. We also have an army of retarded gorillas that aren't affected by FUD and will keep buying no matter what. If we get them to DRS, it's game over because the shorts can't be loaned. The best case scenario is lambos and the worst case scenario is creating modest generational wealth.

Hell, going bankrupt would be bullish anyway simply because that creates value for someone that wants to swipe them in a hostile takeover.

>>54685335
>A single share of BBBY is not worth 30 cents
On this much, we can agree. It's worth twenty-nine United States cents, at least until Monday PM.
>CUSIP hopium
Just like every penny stock.
>bullish bankruptcy cope
Already planting the seeds, eh. Disgusting. Whether you're a paid shill or just trying to pump your dying shitstock, you should be ashamed.

>>54685400
You have no argument because you're an unmotivated but poorly paid shill, that was a terrible effort.

>>54685260
No, I honestly do not think the board of BBBY would give the OK on paying shills to pump the stock. You can't just do that shit, corporate governance and audits are a thing. I also don't think private parties would do that. It's possible, just retarded and unlikely.

>>54685450
The biggest argument against it happening is why spend money telling people to buy the stock instead of just, y'know, buying the fucking stock. Especially when there's only realistically a window of a few weeks before some kind of announcement has to happen whether that's a merger or acquisition (most likely in my opinion) or a bankruptcy proceedings announcement (extremely unlikely in my opinion which is why I'm long).

Kek hedgies

>>54685475
Ya, it's certainly a gamble but it's pretty much a >80% chance that you'll see a meaningful return if you bought under the instrinsic value. 30 cents is way below it's worth. This is the bare fundamentals of buying stocks, you look for undervalued stocks knowing it will go up. Like Warren Buffet said, the stock market is a medium of exchange from the impatient to the patient. I'm not asking anyone to buy, and I'm doing this for free, but I enjoy participating in the retard ape community. The worst case is very, very unlikely. People are going to FOMO in soon in mid May.

>>54685475
>acquisition
Why would anyone buy them? It would probably cost a billion dollars to buy a controlling share and pay their debts and for your billion dollars you get what? The skeleton of a company that hasnt made a profit in years? Why not just buy the name in the bankrupcy for next to nothing?

So the fate of this play should be decided pretty soon, right?

>>54685603
The acquistion deal is already completed, my friend. We're just waiting for the announcement.
>>54685648
Yes but no. Both the squeeze play and long term play are viable.

>>54685603
>I am ignorant I hope you are too
the post

>>54685690
>The acquistion deal is already completed, my friend. We're just waiting for the announcement.
BS and you didn't answer the question shill.

>>54685713
>why would anyone want to buy them
Because of buy buy baby as a brand, because of bed bath as a brand, because Tritton has been dumped. Because the brand itself is iconic, has been in several movies, is culturally impactful and has value. Cohen quite literally tried to buy BBBY last year, did you forget? Does that answer your question? Why wouldn't someone want to buy in when it's so cheap to? If I had a billion dollars, I would certainly buy in. By the way, why do you spend your free time debating retarded apes? Are you a NEET or just very confused and have no social life? I couldn't see myself deriving pleasure from bullying people I perceive as making a bad decision. If so, why don't you harass lottery ticket buyers? I can only conclude you're a paid shill.

>Why not just buy the name in the bankrupcy for next to nothing?
They can do that, we'll still squeeze. No matter what we're gonna squeeze, buddy. You can choose to be a poorfag wagie making 60k a year and retiring at 65 or be a rich gigachad. Choice is yours, fella.

>>54685603
>Why would anyone buy them?
Because they do five billion fucking dollars a year in net revenue and notably for a certain entity speculated to be doing an acquisition carry a shitload of their products under brands they own. Also everything mentioned in >>54685779 - worst case Ontario this shit pulls a Hertz and rips hard if they do declare chapter 11, best case they announce a merger or acquisition and it hits double digit prices in the ensuing closing of short positions. That's not even getting into how many fucking shorts there are or that FTX had more than a billion fucking BBBY tokens that were all being used as borrow locates, and a bunch of shorts just got rolled again because swaps expired.

Eat shit, basically.

>>54685713
Most simple answer I can give you is that it's at least >96% undervalued at the current share price and they will see a meaningful premium on their investment if they want equity in the company. It's a perfect hostile takeover target DESU.

>>54685839
Lad, the management is comped and/or retards and they have the ability to diloot. The best this thing will get is these random one off intraday pumps.

>>54685779
>They can do that, we'll still squeeze.
A squeeze won't save them from bankruptcy and is a fools hope given how many shares they printed.

>>54685839
>it's at least >96% undervalued at the current share price
How do you imagine this given their financials?

>>54685834
>Because they do five billion fucking dollars a year in net revenue
They lose money every year, and have since 2018. Their balance sheet is negative. All they have is the brand recognition of their names and those will be for sale shortly for 100x less than they are now, retard.

>>54685551
It’s not a gamble. We know with 100% certainty that it’s going to zero.

>>54685940

>54685940
>We know with 100% certainty that it’s going to zero.
Then let's see your short position. If you claim 100% certainty, then you genuinely have no reason at all not to short it. You do practice what you preach, right?

>>54685968
they never do lol

>>54685858
>>54685875
>>54685858
That's your opinion, friend. Feel free to give financial advice on purchasing equities when you get your CFA licensure, otherwise you are an indian shill that Citadel paid 50 cents an hour to spread FUD and no one cares. You are quite literally not qualified to have an opinion or make any predictions on the future of the stock price, you're just a random fag online.

>A squeeze won't save them from bankruptcy and is a fools hope given how many shares they printed.
A bankruptcy won't save you from a squeeze, nibba.
>How do you imagine this given their financials?
Do you even know what a financial statement is? Curious. I'm serious. I highly doubt it. Can you even name one? Can you even read one? Can you even read an SEC filing? Can you even read?
>Their balance sheet is negative.
Not even possible, nigga. That shit balances, it's in the name. Basic accounting and finance, nigga. It's not possible for a balance sheet to be negative. It's possible for your liabilities to be greater than your assets but I know that's not what you mean because you are a random poorfag.
>They lose money every year, and have since 2018.
So do many companies, that is very normal during a restructuring process. That's why they're closing down unprofitable stores, so they can downsize. They're yeeting all the stupid brands that Tritton invented and fixing all his shit. They also just sold a bunch of inventory to Ollie's.

Too bad you don't understand business and even if you did, you'd realize nothing about BBBY makes any sense and they'll squeeze no matter what, numbnuts. Sue Gov can sit still for the next year and we'll still squeeze.

>>54685988
>some tripfagging shill telling others their not qualified to give financial advice
kek

>>54686018
says the actual shillfag

>>54686018
You can take a class on financial statement valuation to figure out that BBBY is undervalued, it's an accounting class. Or you can just do a quick google search. But you have no education or business background because you're a low level peasant. On what basis is BBBY worth 30 cents? On what basis is BBBY going to go bankrupt? You just read some article headlines and what? I know you're a NEET faggot, that's why your hobby is bullying autists. Too bad you don't know I'm a retarded gorilla and I don't care, I'll keep buying no matter how much you cry, gayboy.

>>54685875
I quite literally read balance sheets every day nigga. They're fine. They can carry forward their net operating losses to eat out their taxes in future years. My biggest concern is figuring out what color lambo I'm buying.

I have $1,000 invested in this at $0.39. I wear a gold chain every day that is worth $7,000. This doesn't mean anything to me.

I'm going to keep holding no matter what. If it does squeeze or at least get a big bump from bankruptcy news a la Hertz or an acquisition, great. I'll probably make $200-300 off my investment.

If it all goes to zero, I still have a gold chain worth 7x my investment. I also have $390k invested elsewhere. This means literally nothing to me and you demoralizing shilling fags will never have that feeling in your entire lives. I can throw in $1,000 and not even notice it missing in my account. Most of you absolute faggots are $1,000 away from getting kicked out of your shoebox apartment out on the streets.

At the same time, if you put in your life savings at $20 in BBBY, you are equally retarded and never meant to make it. But if you just have your play money invested in this sub $0.50, why not just let it ride? Worst case, you lose a little. Best case, you make a little. Whether it's bankruptcy, an acquisition, or something else, the price will either skyrocket or plummet. Just don't be a pussy and play the fucking game.

>t. shibfag who made $25,000 off a $15 investment. I am better than you and will always be for that.

Thanks but one more thing shills

buying more tomorrow

>>54686102
Exactly, my position is fun money put in

>>54686047
I don't understand how any of this works. I bought because I think it's funny.

Will the price reach at least $1.1 by the end of the month?

>>54686276
Ye

>>54686047
>On what basis is BBBY going to go bankrupt?
On the basis they don't have the money to pay their debts. You know, the whole reason they gave for printing 200 million shares in the last month.

>>54686307
Based, price will hit 1.10 or better by EoM and the cancerous faggot that posted that get image will be dead too. Best timeline bros.

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1624302094986653698
new cohen tweet dropped

>>54686276
Will they reveal the M/A next week?

>>54686313
Shalom. Which debt? What are the terms on their debt? Are you referring to accounts payable and current liabilities or long term debt? Who do they owe the debt to? How did you conclude they can't pay, because they issued more shares? How did you make that logical leap? How do you know they don't have ready and willing financers? How did you conclude that they can't pay their debts? How did you conclude they don't have money? Did you read their financial statements? Even if you did, how do you possibly know the breakdown of the debt and their loan terms? Do you know when their debt is due? How did you create these inferrences? Where did you get your research? Did you literally just read a news headline and that's it?

Please enlightment me with your wisdom. Oh wait you can't you have no idea what I'm talking about because you're a 40 year old man from a third world country the joos paid to say this.

Just what is the intrinsic value of BBBY anyway? I know for damn sure the debt doesn’t outweigh the value of Baby, or the BBB brand recognition. Shills in India don’t realize it’s still a massive brand here in the first world.

>>54686351
>some random tweet from two months ago as a le meme FUNNAY HEHE GOT U post using the fact that twitter links posts by number irrespective of the rest of the URL because it's coded by chimps
This is the best you can do?

>>54686407
Fair valuation even given more shares existing would be about 5$ a share, price could go well higher than that during volatility for a brief time.

>>54686407
https://www.alphaspread.com/security/nasdaq/bbby/dcf-valuation/base-case

Your cost basis is probably well under that and the fundamentals will go out the window once we get an announcement. It's VW/Porsche all over again. BBBY is going to be the easiest squeeze and greatest squeeze there ever was. Once again, wagies and shills, you can choose to be a poor wagie making 60k for life or you can be a real man that has fuck you money. Choice is yours.

>>54686413
gonna cry? cohen is coming back btw, just like jesus will

>>54686440
>The worst case isn't $0
Lol a BBBY baggie must be running that site

>>54683925
And if you bothered to read the comments below explaining why that poster is a retard then you wouldnt have posted the link.

>>54686426
>>54686440
Thank you guys. Cost basis is .95c. I have all the time in the world to wait.

Kek baggies

>>54686102
Based, same reason I invested in dogshit. Who cares if it goes to zero, I still have other money to burn.

>>54686468
>>54686468
How did you arrive at that stock price, fren? On what basis?
>>54686514
kek hedgies

Why were insiders regularly buying/selling, but since Kirkland and Ellis was hired, it stopped?

Why would a bankrupt company buy back their bonds?

Why would they hire a bunch of executives with M&A experience?

Why is Buy BuyBaby opening new stores when they’re bankrupt?

God these shills are fucking retards.

>>54686602
They're intentionally retarded. Just being a dumb lying asshole is all they have left.

>>54685983
>>54685968
I remember reading these same two posts when BBBY was at $30

Daily reminder that random internet strangers would realistically not have any concern over your financial decisions. There are paid shills amongst us, brothers.

How would they be able to offer 150$ cash rewards to BuyBuy Baby customers for the new rewards + program and provide a return policy good for 365 days on their products? Wouldn’t creditors have precedence ? Why would that even be announced if bankruptcy was looming by April 26?

>>54686570
>kek hedgies
Agreed, but also kek BBBaggies

>>54686672
I don't know why you're so obsessed with my testicles.

>>54686660
The first time I saw that meme, the stock was at $17.50.

>>54686703
Well, that's just a lie, now.

>>54686719
What’s the current price per share?

Truck question. You’re a paid shill, so you’re not allowed to say.

>>54686703
How much are they paying you to lie and spread FUD?

>>54686730
Twenty nine cents in united states dollar. How much are they paying you now? I'll tell you how much I'm getting paid if you tell me how much you're getting paid.

>>54686740
>current price is 29¢
You tards are so easy to bait.

>>54686703
>>54686719
KEK, I know this is a lie because I made this meme hours ago. You proved to me 100% definitively there are paid actors that are shilling against BBBY. HOW MUCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU?
>>54686745
你好

>>54686762
If bankruptcy is a good thing, why did bbby try so hard to avoid it?

>>54686777
HOW MUCH ARE THEY PAYING YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I enjoy watching redditors lose

>>54686795
Damn! I can't wait for that bankruptcy squeeze, I'm so excited!

>>54686803
two more stock sells, trust the plan -R

The biggest tell is that he won't confirm or deny that he's being paid. LOL!

>>54686777
Bankruptcy isn't a good thing for the company, it's a good thing for speculative gambling by longing cheap shares and wanting them to be worth more. Doesn't matter because there's a merger or acquisition in the works or else there wouldn't be paid street shitters here just outright lying and being gigacringer turbofaggots, the only reason people aren't scared of a bankruptcy proceeding is because it'd likely be a chapter 11 debt restructuring which would mean they'd have a plan for moving forward under better financial conditions. Instead they just closed the poor performing US locations, shut down the Canadian branch (no real loss because Canada is a hellhole anyways and doesn't deserve nice things) and have financing secured on top of issuing shares to a party interested in taking over the business for the lowest price possible.

Now shut up and go back to tonguing my anus.

>>54686795
>They're not filing for bankruptcy!
>Okay, they filed for bankruptcy but now it's bullish!
Where have I read this before? The dilution? Cohen dumping?

>>54686830
Why are you talking to yourself

Shills please answer my questions. All you do is keep posting the same rehashed fud article over and over.

>>54686880
They are in meltdown mode. I wouldn’t be surprised. They leave for a bit to regroup.

>>54686843
Why do you have almost 25% of the posts itt? Are you worried about the value of your investment? Nice of you to care so much and not want anyone to miss out on this great opportunity to invest in this fantastic towel company that is probably going bankrupt next week.

>>54686818
So you admit that it was Hudson Bay diluting?

>>54686821
If chapter 11 was a better financial situation, why have they been trying so hard to avoid it?

>>54687036
I will not elaborate further

>>54687108
Because you have no idea what you’re talking about.
lol, lmao

>>54687108
>every company that goes bankrupt will have their stock price moon!
Baggie intelligence, everyone.

>>54687014
>why do you keep shitting on my other id's
Because it's funny and you're a faggot

>>54687132
>>54687145
Kashmir rightfully belongs to Pakistan and you should choke to death on brahmin dung

>>54687185
shut your idiotic mouth, you pig!!!! You have no idea what you are talking about, the land is Indian and the people are proud Indians as well. Do not speak of that which you know nothing!!!!

>>54687211
Holy shit, it's true. You are from India. Anyway, you don't deserve Kashmir. You can't clean up after yourselves or shit in a toilet like civilized people so how do can you possibly suppose you deserve that region? Fuck you.

>>54687243
FUCK YOU PIG FUCKING AMERICAN FUCK

KASMIR IS INDIA

>>54687014
KEK it's just me and you in this thread, faggot. Stop larping as multiple people you paid shill. Money isn't worth your soul, stop being a slave to da joos.
>>54687028
How much are they paying you? I bet not as much as I'm being paid. Debate me, atheists. Nobody responded to any of my points. Not a single one. Ryan Cohen is going to buy BBBY, nothing you can do to stop it.

>>54687211
>>54687248
RAJESH, I WILL PAY YOU TO SPREAD HYPE INSTEAD. NAME YOUR PRICE. HOW MUCH DOES CITADEL PAY YOU?

>>54687254
You sound like someone that doesn’t know how to drive a manual transmission (the superior transmission).

>>54687269
Who paid you to say that? How much do you cost? I will pay you to make poorly made memes in the same format as mine, and put them on reddit.

>>54687276
Heh, that’s what I thought. You have no answer to the argument about dilution. Checkmate baggie.

>>54687269
>he doesn't know I have a CDL
>with no automatic only restriction
Brb eating a burger, it's delicious btw.

>>54687283
I'll debate you after you explain how much you cost to shill, then I'll hire you to hype the stock in bad faith.

>>54687269
>Very loud acceleration
>Exits 1st
>CLIujUnK*jerk*
>Car randomly speeds up to mach Jesus
>CLIuuNk
>Car loses all ability to go vroom
>cLUUNk
>clLUuNk
>Driving on the highway

I would never buy a manual but I can drive it out of necessity. Automatic is better in every way unless you're a car "enthusiast".

>>54687296
I hope you’re taking notes.

>>54687330
How much do you cost? I will pay a 20% premium over what Citadel pays you. Your job will be making wojak memes. I always wanted an overseas indian employee.

>>54687341
You keep dodging my question. Don’t think I didn’t notice.

>>54687351
How much do you cost?! I will pay your Indian rent.

>>54687362
>35+ pbtid, pro-bbby sentiment
>basicly pulled an inverse niggerfaggot
holy based batman

>>54687362
I hereby command you to reply to me, postpig.

>>54687393
Least we can conduct that you're a shill though since you ran into your first tripfag, newfag. Your autism is showing and so is your first day here. Do us all a favor and get an actual job as you're terrible even at shilling. Your supervisor should call you in eight about now

>>54687439
ive been made. Fuck :-(

>>54687414
Ni hao, shill.

HIS NAME IS RYAN COHEN

>>54687467
>still dodging my question
Everyone can see what a scared coward you are.

the fuck is this thread. it's friday night for fucks sake

>>54687491
Tell me how much you are being paid and I'll debate you.

>>54687439
Nigger sneed howbowdah

>>54687500
I’m just arguing with myself using different IDs in order to derail the thread. :)

>>54687477
all that money and he looks like a hobo with no style

>>54687517
And he was paid a grand total of 20 cents in rupees to populate this thread full of gay ass FUD.

>59 IPs
>201 posts
(...)

>>54687534
It's only me in here and my indian friend with different VPNs

>>54687503
More than you'll ever make from this stock. So debate away my baggie

>>54687552
How much? Give me an exact amount. I'll counter with a higher price so you can make wojak memes for me.

Respond to me immediately you absolute shitskins. I have questions you are unable to answer. Contact your supervisor.

>>54687544
Yes, we are different anons with different IPs.

Shieeeeeet I GOT DAT BBBY NIGGA

>>54687564
Tell me exactly how much you get paid, and by whom. Then I will debate you.

>>54687561
That's above Pajeet's paygrade my friend

CTB hasn't been this low since 2 days before the jan run up

>>54687574
Looks like namefag forgot which VPN he was using.

What did Rick & Morty mean by this?

>>54687633
Yo? What did the post say?

>>54687544
This is the most entertaining BBBY thread all week thanks to you. Someone out of the shadows doesn't need to tell you that eyes are engaged. Keep slappin those shills

>>54687649
Worst attempt at covering up I’ve seen here in a while. Very poor. D-

>>54687660
Indeed.

>>54687666
Shieeeeet devil nigger trips

>>54687500
Baggies are losing it, but not in a very entertaining way.

>>54687770
>SQR9qPDo
Switching VPNs again I see

When did dlauer become based?

>>54687789
I would argue with you but you are either a trolling retard with nothing better to do all day today, or a paid shill who just spews bullshit regardless of proven fact. Like above taken from BBBY's sec filings.

Now tell me you don't care if you lose your money, it's just for the memes, fun, or whatever bullshit you are selling today to try and sucker fools into buying this shit.

>>54687834
Yeah, I'll debate you on the side as I'm doing other shit. How much time do you have to converse today, my nigga?

>>54687211
Did you also walk Dylan on stage in '76?

>>54687852
>How much time do you have to converse today, my nigga?
Not as much as you shill faggot.

>>54687834
Wait a minute wtf I've been replying to you all day and you didn't contest or reply to a single one of my points. Stop trolling you low effort indian nigga. Don't pretend you'll debate me in good faith when I've tried to converse with you all day.
>>54687944
You're right to run away with your tail tucked between your boypussy, cowardly faggot. I will win any debate because I have autism. And yes, I am a no life faggot loser and I will argue until the end of time then gaslight you. No matter what I'm gonna win the argument even if BBBY goes bankrupt tomorrow. Get fucked.

>>54687965
You got busted already posting as a pro-bbby shill and an anti-bbby shill. Take your schizo sideshow act somewhere else.

>>54687834
> nothing better to do all day today
What could be better than this? Sex? Ha. I don't do that gay shit. I enjoy nothing more than talking to fags online about towels.

>>54687965
You lost back here faggot >54686406. 49 posts and you didn't bother to read bbby's own filings? Sure thing shill fag. Make up another indian "shill" account to argue with, nobody can see though that transparent bullshit at all.

Niggers tongue my anus.

>>54687989
Nice attempt at silencing me, Indian. Too bad I am autistic, you literally can't stop me from talking. Even if the mods banned me I'll just use 15 VPNs to come back here to push your face into curry.
>>54687998
Niggers tongue my anus too, friend. Now how much time do you have to rub our cocks together and talk about towels? I have pretty much all night, I just gotta do this on the side because I have other things going on but I'll carve out time to do the retard olympics with you.

>>54687998
You lost back here faggot >54686406.

You don't even know how to quote you indian reddit nigga

Wow another trip fag coming into a thread trying to win over people. I can't imagine a reason why someone would want to build a reputation as a good guy and then in the future lead narratives that are counter productive. I haven't seen this on reddit before. I can already see it now, trig fags talking points will be projected on to other anons holding bbby. Anyone that wants to post as a namefag has an agenda. This is the core tenet of this place. Shills can't make good arguments against our position so they are resorting the reddit level tactics. Holy shit we are going to make it.

>>54688030
I've made this exact argument before, same thing happened to GME.

>>54688013
>I have other things going on
>51 posts
>tripfagging on a board with ids

>>54688040
I have no life and I'm an autistic faggot, what's your point?

>>54688040
I'm literally online all day every day, what could be more fun than that? What do you do? Have sex?

>>54688054
If you were truly an internet-poisoned autist, you would know that BBBY baggies are lolcows.

>>54688054
How much do they pay you?

Everyone needs to chill. I just left a corporate meeting, in NYC, clearance filtered type of information. A lot was discussed. Including pillows. Holders will be pleased in three plus three. Fusion level. Be blessed fellas. That is all. I am out.

>>54688069
>BBBY baggies are lolcows.
i thought GME baggies were the lolcows of biz?

>>54688069
I don't believe that it's that interesting to observe people making /perceived/ irresponsible financial decisions. You can't sell me that it's a compelling hobby. I think that there are diamond handed retard gorilla apes, citadel interns, and there are paid indians. Nothing in between. If you are a real deal meltdownie then you're more of a loser faggot than I am.

>>54686795
I am so ready for the grande finale.

>>54688076
I'll tell you how much I'm paid if you tell me how much you're paid, I promise, bud.

i get paid in BBBY shares

Is this some sort of performance art? A normie is projecting his idea of how he thinks autistic people act. To him we are the bad guy so he is creating a character that he feels comfortable hating. Since we are not acting how he believes we are suppose to act, he creates his own version of it to satisfy his world view.
This is like Alec Baldwin imitating Trump on SNL(poorly I might add) He hates him so much his emulation of him becomes disconnected from reality making it not funny. The lack of self awareness is plain to see.

>>54687510
>>54687564
>>54687682
>posts image
>3 out of 3 posts with racist verbiage
Nice example of someone trying to get you flagged for racism. Next week is gonna be lit fa sho.

>>54688101
Yo? Can you get me a referral?

>>54688082
Final thing: proof

>>54688105
No I am really an autist fag and not a normie and I hold a sizeable stake in BBBY with XX,XXX shares and a ton of call options expiring at various dates.

For the record I think of myself as funny :^)

>>54688105
>Is this some sort of performance art?
It's not done very well. An interested autist would read, and be able to recite, everything official on the matter at hand. This is just boring shilling by some faggot.

>>54687834
Haha nigger sneed!
>nigger!
>sneed!

>>54688134
OK but why do you ignore all the points I've made to you throughout the entire day then pretend like you'll argue with me in good faith but in the very same sentence you give up saying I'm a retarded troll. Explain.

>>54688086
Confirmed for not autistic. You’re a baggie larping as an autist shit-poster. Which is the saddest thing of all.

>>54688094
And there’s the goalpost moving again. You just love getting embarrassed in front of everyone, don’t you?

>>54688155
>>54688163
Snigger need!

>>54688082
what are you talking about? 3+3 what?

If you’re a real autist, post your social security disability check.

>>54688155
Prove I'm not autistic.
>>54688184
am wagie
>>54688163
Every second Thursday I'm sent a vial of Ryan Cohen's semen, one bed bath and beyond branded towel, and a gamestop NFT of my choice. In exchange I work as the BBBY online hypeman for the autistic community. Your turn.

/our guy/

Penis

>>54688155
>Heard about company goes bankrupt (BOEING)
>Decides to throw in 10k
>Turn it into 30k
>Heard about company goes bankrupt(BBBY)
>Decides to throw in 10k
>Its 12k
How exactly am i loosing here.

>>54688118

>>54688118
why did u not add a note with a timestamp?

>>54688082
Pleased in six years?

>I don't know how to read a balance report.
>I don't understand what bankruptcy means.
>I have not read any DD.
>I can't point to Kashmir on a map.
>I bought the stock because it was cheap.
>I won't sell because I think it's funny to hold.
>I am not alone.

This is probably the shittiest thread for this shitty towelcoin we've had for the whole fucking week, congratulations fucking faggots

>>54688725
Quintuple sheboon porch monkey pavement ape mississippi wind chime wide nose nigger sneed! Haha!
>Sneed nigger!

If i understand this correctly.
>Most shills think everyone who buys into BBBY asked their entire families to put all their money together to buy a towel stock at 20$ To watch it go from 20 dollars to 0.3.
I find this hilarious.

>>54688725
Did that insider bother you? You wanna shut the thread down?

I be holdin dat bbby son

>>54688810
yeah sure buddy I think you mean another fucking larper 3+3 your asshole fag

im in at .2964c

>>54688624
Will you still have this belief once bbby skyrockets? or u will be in denial...

>>54688972
Is this you Danny? You seem angry.

>>54688082
Leaving a corporate meeting at 2am on a Friday night? Doubtful. Pleased in 3+3? Enough cryptic horeshit. Not selling until wealth.

>>54686440
That valuation has a 50% YOY revenue growth in year one as the base case which is a huge turnaround for them and extremely unlikely.

Additionally it models improving margins, again unlikely.

It also fails to account for their net debt which would further reduce the enterprise value.

That valuation is extremely optimistic.

Do the analysis yourself if you don't believe me.

BBBY Stock: Will a Surprising Savior Bring Massive Gains Amid Bankruptcy? .In my 2021 analysis of bankrupt Hertz, I created a relatively narrow range for the company’s assets. Used vehicles are a fairly liquid market, keeping accounting valuations close to real life. The only question was how far used car prices could rise.

Meanwhile, the value of Bed, Bath & Beyond is in the eye of the beholder. The company has few physical assets, so its value derives exclusively from the cash flows it can generate. In the eyes of a value investor, the company has no “intrinsic value.”

And that creates an enormous range of outcomes.

On the bullish side, we might assume that BBBY will secure financing and eventually resemble Target (NYSE:TGT) under proper management. Achieving a 3.5% operating margin should value the firm at around $5 billion in enterprise value, according to a three-stage discounted cash flow model (DCF). Assuming the firm took on another $1 billion in debt financing, deducting a total of $3 billion of debt leaves $2 billion in market capitalization, or $17 per share… a 50x upside!

On the more realistic end, Bed Bath & Beyond will struggle to secure financing and go bankrupt. Creditors will liquidate the firm for pennies on the dollar, and shares will be worth precisely zero.

It’s why Street estimates still peg BBBY’s fair value at $1.48, a 4x upside to today’s prices. Even though everyone expects the retailer to leave investors with zero, there’s still enough hope left with retail investors that the impossible may happen again.

>>54686480
they'll lose S-3 eligibility when they file their earnings but they have the reverse split and S-1 coming up. see pic related how the minimum proceeds are $0 during the time of the vote.

>>54689681
revenue was cucked by lack of inventory/low quality inventory (mark tritton's private label brands) so it could recover more or less
https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/BBBY/bed-bath-beyond/revenue

closing underperforming stores puts a dent in the overall revenue potential but improves margins similar to how GME became profitable

>>54689681
Tell me one thing tho. Why in the world would a company buy back its bonds if its going bankrupt anyways.
>IT MAKES 0 SENSE

>>54690291
Have you ever got an answer from them? Even once?

>>54688118
i choose to believe this
kek hedgies

I thought the company was filling for bankruptcy this weekend according to sources familiar with the matter? Did the MSM lie to us?!

>>54689856
This makes a lot of sense, thanks for the insight

>>54690418
9 May election day for split 20:1
Before this day not charpter 11
Fake news media

Before 9may
1,7- 17
To the moon

I NEED TO BE RICH NAO! DO THE THING COHEN / ICHAN / GOVE

DO THE THING

>>54688483
>claims to have only bought at ATL
>claims to have only sold at the peak
You didn’t make money on Boeing. And you haven’t made money on bbby.

>>54688374
>didn’t stay up all night posting in a dead thread
Told you this anon wasn’t actually autistic.

If it’s Sixth Street that provides financing to bbby during chapter 11 bankruptcy, you baggies are fucked.

There has never been a general in the history of this board that has made rich people seethe so much

>spamming the thread because your totally not paid to
kek

>>54690434
The price will go from 1.70 to 17?

>>54690298
Not even once

>>54689246
It will be funnier to sell at $500 per share.

>>54690291
kek they literally will never answer this. I’ve been asking every thread

>>54690291
buying back their own bonds for pennies now means less bondholders they'd have to compensate in a bankruptcy scenario.

>>54691323
>source: my ass

>>54691359
>give me ONE(1) reason why they're doing what they're doing
>okay, here
>W-W-WAIT NO! NOT LIKE THAT!
oh baggies. You sure do be baggin.

>>54691323

Threaded Frens!
>>54691489
>>54691489
>>54691489

>>54691434
another scenario if is that they may be trying to clear up some of their existing debt obligations in an attempt to secure a new loan that they desperately need. So there's two reasons. Consider the second one on the house bbbaggies

>>54690896
I literally keep buying shares because it’s funny to watch them quirk. Pretty cheap entertainment if you ask me.