/biz/ - Business & Finance

too early

braking

>>54676174
>car
here you dropped these bruh

the anon below this post is a paid shill

The yield curve sure is the ELEPHANT in the room!

>mfw daily VIX expirations
I'm going to take so much of you guys' money

What happens when 0DTE VIX pumps? Is it easy money or am I missing something?

Someone do a mspaint of what vix is gonna look like now

>>54676174
i want a brz/gr86 so bad but it's financial suicide to buy a new car

>>54676253
we don't know, seems like 0dte is preferred just for pumps and not dumps. i predict they'll disappear for some time then come back when we hit bottom and attempt to keep prices low for a bit

>>54676261
>it's financial suicide to buy a new car
Yep
I bought a new car in 2015, when they were still affordable. I'll drive it until it dies. And then I'll die too I guess

>FOMC in 12 days

>>54676271
What the fuck what happened to the last 2 months?1? I am NOT ready!

>>54676253

ughhhhhh is this going to make me a better or worse trader?

>>54676271

>>54676284
nothing even happened in the last two months

>>54676284
Are you familiar with the phrase "dry tinder"?

BAM BALAAAAAAAAAAAMMM

TSLS is free money

>have $6k in MM
>$6k * 0.0475 = $285/yr = $23.75/mo
uh.. yay interest rates..

>futures

what should i buy with my gains

>>54676339
you're supposed to have $6M

>>54676347
some pretzels from a vending machine

>>54676339
my credit union just put its savings rate back up to 6%, but only on the first $500 :(

>>54676347
Lottery tickets!

If this VIX daily expiration bullshit fucks up my VIX FIX indicator I am going to BE PISSED....

>>54676339
Low risk plays are for 6 figure portfolios nigga, you better start buying SPY weeklies

>>54676347
nudie magazines!

>>54676347

>>54676382
i have 500k in vti, i just can't bring myself to buy anymore right now and am putting new savings in mm

>>54676372
>indicators
The only indicator you need is intuition my negus.

Im shutting off my computer for the remainder of the night. I have a feeling SMG is about to get really /bad/

>>54676399
g'night

>>54676394
>boglenig
Don't forget to live your life

>>54676399
>gey id

>>54676399
>not leaving your computer on with the Robinhood live BOIL tab open to monitor in reatime when you get up to pee or roll over
NGMI
G
M
I

what's for dessert, /smg/?
for me it's mint chip

>>54676436
Junk bonds looking reallll bad..

WOAH!!!!

>>54676436
i ate a whole sleeve of oreos. dont judge me

>>54676446
if theyre called junk bonds doesnt everyone know that they are junk. how can you value junk

>>54676436
they need more banana flavors of ice cream. like banana with chocolate ribbons and peanuts. Or cookies and creme with banana. It hurt me a lot when WMT stopped selling banana split ice cream sandwiches. A lot of the banana split ice creams out there (like blue bunny) are fucking awful and I am not sure what crack KR was on when they made their banana split.

>>54676436
Not having dessert tonight but I have some pistachio ice cream in the freezer
>>54676269
I might be team only buying new even if it isn’t the best financial route, really hard to trust some of the certified used cars and their maintenance history in this climate.

>>54676436
I made some pistachio gelato
used a little bit too much rose extract so it kinda tastes like turkish delight, but I'm not mad about it

>>54676465
>fucking
there used to be a good ice cream in Oz called 'cool bananas'... it had actual lolly (candy) bananas in it... they're kind of the same consistency as Circus Peanuts in the USA but banana flavoured. a standard 'candy' in any corner store in Oz

>>54676436
Coors Banquet and edibles.

>>54676504
man Riverdale had some nice pieces of ass
it lost me in the 2nd season tho

>>54676504
Imagine the sweet nectar that comes out of those milkers...

>>54676504
just goes to show big titers cant save everyone
>pushed up
doubt they are even that big
looks insufferable to be around
shes gone past the
>i want to smack her with my sausage
tier
and straight to
>nope
tier

>>54676449
https://www.fattycontest.com

>>54676347
shares of KO

>>54676446
It's ogre

>>54676446
>junk bonds

I'm new to finance, why are they a big deal(I don't want to read books and long shit)?

>>54676347
The new ASUS ROG SWIFT PG27AQDM OLED Monitor

>>54676692
The high yield spread is the difference in interest rates between the shittiest corporate debt, aka junk bonds, and US treasuries with the same duration. The higher that spread is (it's high right now), the higher the perceived risk and the harder it is for marginal companies to borrow money to continue floating their operation. As these companies go under their vendors, employees, etc. also get fucked creating a cascade of bankruptcy and default in the economy

>futures

>>54676692
>I don't want to read books and long shit
ngmi

T took a dive today is anyone slurping tomorrow?

>>54676555
Yeah the girls were fine.

Good morning biz

>>54676504
the cleavage is smoking hot

>>54676410
Too late for me.

>>54676955
Where do you reside?

>>54676995
>Where do you reside?
near asia

>>54676930
No lol I work for this god awful company and let me tell you, things are not looking pretty

>>54677003
>near
yeah but where?

Namaste my bastards, the collapse begins on the 25th, this was revealed to me through an apparition of lord ganesh

For me right now it is 5.52am in the god blessed land of England, I’m about to have my breakfast before heading out to punch a swan as is the custom

I remember hearing that once a tech company gets a Pajeet CEO that is the end of its real growth phase and what follows is the REDEEM phase. The Pajeet turns the company into a financial engineering firm as he squeezes all value out of the company and shareholders to his redeems
Are there any good Pajeet CEOS?

Hands r tough
But if you stick with a hobby
You will improve :]

>>54677020
>yeah but where?
Bangladesh

>>54677093
disgusting... Post hands

>>54677073
>>54677073
>Are there any good Pajeet CEOS?
No, because they are not here to make money. Hiring Poos is a geopolitical move.
So far the modicum of contenders to USA are :
-Islamic countries, which are not a commercial power, and not a military power
-China, which is commercial power, but not a military power (the US are not a military power, just like any commercial society (the whole humanist propaganda is that military conflicts will never be serious because of deep commercial ties between countries run by oligarchs))
-India which is not a commercial power, nor a military power.

The US leftists like Bill Clinton in the 90s turned china as their new cheap commercial partner, it was all rose tinted worldview, but then by the time of Trump, they realized the Chinese spied on them (and by the way China made the oil price rise a lot which created the recession in 2008 (coupled with the leftist view that mortgages should be cheap so backed up by bureaucrats ie housing credits are now riskfree credits, ie bankers sell that like candy lol and get fat fees as the middleman)), so the big idea by the merchants is now to replace china with india, ie getting the indian bureaucrats to by the enormous US debt and in exchange US merchants put a few Poos in top CEO positions and recruit lots of poos working over internet from their shithole. Bonus points is that the US can leverage the deep historical conflict between India and China, in order to fuck with China a bit more. Of course it can back fire, and US oligarchs fuck up all the time, especially on international affairs. US diplomats are really mediocre.

SQQQ

>>54676347
Gains are to be used for producing more gains.
That is the rule.

>>54677099
>disgusting...
why you guys are so much racist?
it's like you're fucking happy in your walled garden and don't give a shit about outside world f u

>>54676347
I put a good chunk of my gains into a rainy day fund

>yields
we're hitting levels of "it's over" that shouldn't be possible

Bobos are mentally ill. Every day predicting the end of the world, hoping and praying for our downfall

I'm going to keep buying bobo

>>54677241
Check 1 month yield computer.

>>54677322
Nice reddit spacing.

>>54677358
You would know

>>54677369
That doesn't make sense.

>>54677358
How are your puts doing bobo? Are you rich yet? Will there be a movie about you called "the big short 2" ?

>>54677378
I don't know what reddit spacing is, but you seem to, because you go on reddit bobo

>>54677395
>t. 65 IQ shill

>>54677389
1 post by this ID

>>54677408
here have another (you) dummy

>>54677402
Bobos are unironically midwits with 4 figure portfolios

>>54677413
>>54677416
Post long positions with timestamp.

KEK, I said it yesterday. SAP will get hammered.

Would you say this current generation is more resistive to the stock market than any generation before it? And if so, is this bad news for the stock market in the long run?

>>54677428
While a much larger proportion of society is blue haired leftists, we've also managed to reach shoeshine boy levels of retail stock market adoption.

>SAP fails and fall
>they instantly announce AI afterwards
fuckin Tech, lol

I wonder how many billions of dollars the government dedicates to CCP-tier policing of internet speech. Based on this thread, my guess is it's quite a bit.

nigger

>>54677143
Welcome to 4chan. Enjoy your stay. It's not personal

today is PMI day
currently DXY is rising
ES struggles to rise
it's going to be a shitshow

>>54677565
PMIs are going to be negative. Not below expectations, not trending negative, no... negative values.

>futures

Want to do covered calls on my fucked up red Intel, 3M and WBA stock. Broker does not have it, IKBR does not have German tax report so I would have to calculate every transaction by hand.
I can only do their warrants and shit.

I don't think poors man covered call is the same and I already have the stock I want to cover call and I want dividends too.
Is there a solution to this?

What's the name of the bitchute channel with the funny fat guy that covers cuck stocks and chad stocks?

I want nothing more than to see scoopsies in a cute sundress. He will be a qt trap...

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=aOwKRW9mWNQ&feature=share

>>54677093
Paki here, my advice is not to look for validation from these honkaloids bro. Just call them jew-ass-licking honkaloids and laugh at them being replaced in their own countries by people like us because they couldn't control their women. They're materialists.

>>54677618
sounds like it's a broker limitation? switch brokers if possible.

Yields....

420

>>54677661
Yea, my Scalable Capital broker does not have the good stuff.
Interactive Brokers is what I want but that tax German person for fucking trying to not be poor report is fucking with me.
I'm looking at other brokers too but can't find shit

Why is TDA not migrating to SCHW now? I got a notice it was on old.

>>54676284
Don't ever post my wife here again, you disgusting slob.
Anyway, what the hell is happening with gold? Goldbros, I am getting r3kt. Still more than 50% up but come on

SELL ALL SEMIS

>Nordic Semiconductor ASA (NOD:OL) share price was down 23% during mid-day trading on Thursday. For the first quarter, the company reported sales was USD 145.43 million compared to USD 183.09 million a year ago. Net income was USD 3.04 million compared to USD 33.74 million a year ago.

In Japan, there's this term for traders who keep losing money: "Nourishment/Feeder" since trading is a zero-sum game, so by losing, you're becoming a nourishment/feeder for the winner to make profit.
What's the equivalent in English?

>>54677800
Bullish

>>54677681
we are heading into something that could potentially be far worse than the Great Depression. Like significantly more fucked up.

>>54677857
retailer

>>54677681
Festive. What the FUCK is the 1 month doing though?

>>54677800
That just means that we have either reached the bottom or are very close to it... i.e. highly bullish. Come on m8, haven't you learned anything in this market? Just look at MU

Another day bagholding BOIL. When will the pain end?

>>54677864
How do I protect myself against that and potentially profit from it?

Welp, that ticker is censored.

buy SEXO

The age of the DAXChad is over The time of the DAXCuck has come.

>>54677868
There is not enough 1m t-bills for MMF's to get yield so it pushes the yield down and the price up,

Gayass SAP pumping on AI promises, kek.

>>54677933
>DAX
>Not retard pumping
Gonna wait for 15k before I start getting excited

>>54677873
I really wonder how long can the market hold this narrative.
>post shit earnings
>"but in the future it will be better"->pump
>ffw in the future: it's still shit
>"this time it's the bottom for sure"->pump
Then there's no point having a cycle anymore. just adapt your forward looking horizon so that it's always bullish, then you flatten the price curve and just messing with the PE ratio
>inb4 PE ratio lmao

I am not gonna lie, I am not feeling that great about GME and if it hits $0 the mother’s short squeeze may not be a certainty

>>54677857
Are you from Japan? Got any more interesting tidbits?

>>54677963
The real retardpumper is CAC. DAX is peanuts.

Remember when Burry said everything was there for all to see in 08 but everyone ignored it?

I feel like that but the opposite. All the signs of a new bull market are there and people refuse to look.

>>54677982
Look at SAP:

SAP SE (SAP) reported that its first quarter profit after tax declined to 509 million euros from last year's 632 million euros, with earnings per share decreasing to 0.41 euros from 0.63 euros in the previous year.

Profit after tax from continuing operations for the first quarter dropped to 403 million euros from 1.02 billion euros in the prior year.

On a Non-IFRS basis, earnings per basic share were 1.27 euros up from 1.00 euros last year.

IFRS operating profit decreased 45% to 803 million euros from the prior year. The decrease was mainly driven by the increase in share-based compensation which reflected the increase in share price over the first quarter as compared to last year's decline over the same period. In addition, IFRS operating profit was impacted by restructuring expenses associated with the targeted restructuring program, as well as expenses resulting from a provision for pre-existing regulatory compliance matters.

But total revenues for the first quarter rose to 7.44 billion euros from 6.77 billion euros in the prior year.


For 2023, the company now expects non-IFRS operating profit from continuing operations to be in the range of 8.6 billion euros to 8.9 billion euros up 8 percent to 11 percent at constant currencies. Previously, it expected annual adjusted operating profit of 8.8 billion euros to 9.1 billion euros, up 10 percent to 13 percent at constant currencies.

The company now projects 14.0 billion euros to 14.4 billion euros cloud revenue, up 23 percent to 26 percent at constant currencies, and 26.9 billion euros to 27.4 billion euros cloud and software revenue, up 6 percent to 8 percent at constant currencies.

Previously, the company projected 15.3 billion euros to 15.7 billion euros cloud revenue, up 22 percent to 25 percent at constant currencies, and 28.2 billion euros to 28.7 billion euros cloud and software revenue, up 6 percent to 8 percent at constant currencies.

>>54678014
Can you at least switch to using a different name to keep it believable? Your current shill persona has already been embarrassed too many times.

>>54677982
>>54678020

And it's still pumping, after all these hits and decreases. Why would you expect it to be better in that environment with high rates?

>>54677885
I dunno, maybe short everything? Not sure if you CAN protect yourself when it all crashes.

>>54678008
it's because of LVMH. The zoomers apparently like to buy luxury stuff, so that's getting priced in

>>54678014
>>54678024
Why is it we either must have bull market or massive earth-shattering crash? We can range for years (while gold moons).

>>54678020
fuck SAP and fuck Ariba

>>54677480
I believe it.
>AAAAA BUT HE HAS NO SOURCE!!!
Dont care, dont need a source I can just tell

>>54677800
Wonder how the other companies somehow have higher profits while seemingly acting like theres less purchasing going on. If theres less why are they making more, well some of them anyways. But in your example, that's a sharp drop off

>>54677864
Yeah Im kinda expecting something. Whatever it is, getting rich off stocks will likely mean nothing. A societal collapse limited to a few countries? A situation where food is sparse that most die off from starvation? And believe you me, you're not getting that loaf of bread off me for $1000. I can eat the bread, what will the money get me? It's worrisome.

>>54677982
Following this, I wonder if there could be fuzzy logic rule (or NN or AI or whatever trendy bullshit you wanna call that), which would switch trading strategy based on which derivative the market is currently trading.
If we would be trading at first order, then the prices would be going down for long and the PE would more or less remain flat.
Now the PE are high and increasing, so we could say we're trading on second order momentum.
I don't really know what would mean to trade on 3rd order momentum. It sounds really messy as it would mean to trade on rate of change of PE ratio, so basically trade on volatility.
The more broader question would be what is the even that makes the market switch from one order to the other

Meta went to shit
I wanted to sell two days ago and was mulling over it too long
Fuuuuuck

>>54678024
Hello schizo, how are you doing today?

>>54678131
Why did you admit to being that butthurt NAFO tranny shill that's been raiding /biz/ for the last several months?
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/54586433/#54586576

>>54678145
I admitted to being a bull who shills for free, I did not admit to being a tranny or whatever a "NAFO" is.

>>54678114
First Order, second order, third order?
What are you talking about?
There only is the final order.
May the force be with you.

Guys I am new to investing. In this market should I put a lump sum of 10k in the S&P 500 or DCA over the year? Looking to invest for the long term.

>>54678116
I shilled $90 calls on META in November.. Holy fuck I feel sick looking at that chart. I should have held those bastards wayyyyy longer

Anyways YANG is ripping premarket. Might sell my shares before close today and bag a quick 10%

>>54678154
You admitted to shilling neoleftist talking points under multiple different personas.

https://archived.moe/biz/thread/54586433/#54586576

Remember he is The Nigger samefagging, then calling anons schizo for calling him out as The Nigger he is

>>54678161
Just say no to boomer investing, it's not working anymore
>b-but it worked until 2021
and now it won't work until 2040

>>54677619
I think it’s called “I fap to these stocks”

>>54678161
DCA is always good for long term. DCA is good on indices and ETF, but not on a specific stock.

there are plenty of videos on youtube about luumpsum vs dca like
https://youtu.be/RuWle06WBRo
https://youtu.be/nCp2bZbaBdw
https://youtu.be/94BqafLMZy0


i think the view ''invest and forget'' is over for the next decade. There will be more and more volatility. So if you use DCA, use lot sof limit orders to get a good price. stack them near the previous bottom and just wait until the price comes to you a bit instead of going all the time at market price. That's just for a little bit of optimization.

>>54678174
Kek, take your meds manlet.

>>54678161
Do not lump sum if you are new

>>54677619
I am guessing his channels are kill now. Kind of sad really. I found them funny and entertaining.

>>54678161
lump sum all in. it's the beginning of a new bull market

Reminder that TheMaverickofWallStreet, or as I like to call him TheMidwitofBobotardStreet, has made all new videos members only after he was embarrassed by the bull market.

>>54678161
I always lump sum my IRA’s at the beginning of the year with the max amount. It worked out better then when I would DCA them. I think it had something to do with being able to collect more dividends earlier.

Poor man's covered call or just buy calls when I see a great cheap stock or just buy outright (especially dividend paying one)?

Just sold stuff for that tax harvest, no laws against it here in Krautland but still it is advised to buy the next day so the finance cunts don't give you shit, I'll buy in Monday

>>54678273
works while rates are 0%, fed printing, fake money gives fake growth and as a result market pumps 10% returns on average.
doesn't work anymore going forward

>>54678250
He always had the smug tone but I personally don't have much opionons on the man since there are so many better channels. He was anti woke as I recall, it would be better if he was anti buy high
There is one channel where the guy is thinking a lot but it boils down to him being a total trend slurper and the naivete is really obvious (or that is for the clicks since the viewers are dunces)
Ticker Symbol: You

If I post on reddit will they comment about my 4chan spacing?

>>54678161
This is what you do. At market open, you put all your money into TSLS to short Tesla. You close the position at the end of the day and slurp a nice 10% gain. Then at the end of the day, you put all your money in FRC. When FRC beats earnings, it will double in value. You will have 22k. THEN you take out 7k of that money and fly to Vegas to bang escorts and gamble. You lose that 7k, then you put the 15k into VTI. In 2024 when the recession is over, you put that money into VOO instead.

>>54677857
Bagholder is similar, but not quite it.

>>54678161
10k? Won't bring you shit. Better to yolo it into some leveraged shit.

>BofA offering 10k towards down-payment + 7500 in closing costs
Man those banks really want to take advantage of those high rates

>>54678372
This guy unironically knows what's up.

>ARK INVEST SAYS EXPECTED VALUE FOR TESLA IN 2027 IS $2,000 PER SHARE
BUY BUY BUY

>>54678486
Somehow inheriting 5% of a home is worse then owning 0% of it.

>>54678486
i can buy a house for $10,000 in detroit though

>Dirty Money is a Netflix original television series which tells stories of corporate corruption, securities fraud, and creative accounting.[1] All six one-hour long episodes began streaming on Netflix on January 26, 2018.[2] The show's executive producers include Oscar-winning documentary filmmaker Alex Gibney. Each episode focuses on one example of corporate corruption and includes interviews with key players in each story. A second season of the show premiered on March 11, 2020.[3]

yeah or nay?

>>54677868
The curve is healing rapidly. It’s so bad and we don’t even know what it is yet

>>54678553
My father bought up about 11 houses over the past 5 years and they've all almost doubled in value including the home he currently lives in which is a 4b3b 4 acre property in the boonies that he bought for 170k in 2016 and is now valued at around 400k. I'm genuinely surprised nobody has called my father out on Facebook for buying up all the affordable houses in the area and renting them out to people who can't afford mortgages. Its kinda shitty
/blog

>>54678613
The fact that housing is still in short supply is all the fucking people that keep getting let in as a form of rent seeking behaviour to crush wage demand.

is it really true that retail investors own 85% of alibaba holding company shares?

>>54678607
>Netflix original
You tell me.

>WISH
Goddammit the news dropped at 1PM why the fuck did it pump in the after market

I'm financially bored.

>>54678607
>im a finance guy so i have to watch my heckin epic shows about finance

>>54678500
No

Wait wtf, the estimate of SAP was way higher. How the fuck did it not get nuked?
0.35 / 1.12 7.44B / 8.15B
estimate/actual estimate/actual
Source: investing.com

Is this the power of false AI promises?

>>54678733

Fuck, wrong. I meant actual/estimate

>day 41 of holding SQQQ
I WILL make a profit
I will NOT eat ze bugs

>tfw not feeling suicidal for once

My father put one of his rental homes in my name when he bought it... I wonder if he would find out if I took out a loan using the house as collateral...

Guys, is this bad? It seems like this is bad...

>>54676930
Much better off with TMUS

>>54677857
"liquidity" is the term for losing traders

>>54678581
You will have to pay cash for it. Which is not a bad thing. Banks will not finance for that price. It’s not worth their time.

>>54678790
>admitting to your dad's tax fraud on a fed forum
very cool

>>54677857
Trading isn't a zero-sum game. Only options are zero-sum, and even then the party that loses money might have just been hedging.

>>54678613
Your dad’s based. It’s not his faults people can’t get loans.

>>54678790
What you buy with this loan?

>>54678845
Boil

>>54678372
unfathomably based

>>54678613
your dad is based and I hope he sees your post and writes you out of the will

>>54678854
Imagine needing a loan to purchase this. How poor are you? It would certainly red pill your dad.

BIRDS SHUT THE FUCK UP IT WAS LIKE 6 IN THE MORNING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DON'T WANT TO BE UP

>>54678928
go back to twatter

>>54677715
Maybe they can't afford it anymore.

I refuse to lose money.

>>54678928
>went to look up his remarks cause apparently he spoke about the economy
>its just him bitching about the republicans

Are you guys gonna gamble on FRC?

>>54678978
I have had enough aggressive tweeting thank you

>>54678613
Does he work at Nintendo ?

>>54676159

im shorting sugar because its overbought

is that good? i don't even

>>54678500
Mommy's bags are heavy

>>54679064
No he owns a plumbing business

>>54677618
>IKBR does not have German tax report
They do, check your account settings.

>>54679068
it's going higher a little bit, just use limit orders around 25.40

BOIL

>>54676347
Leanhog and orange juice

>>54679121
TO LATE I'M ALL IN - LETS GO BABY

Oil bros, we're back

>>54679132
Ah the widow maker. Time it right and get 20% in minutes and hold it overnight to post pink wojacks in the morning

>>54679132
Indeed, just bought a fresh batch at $3.41 on this dip after selling the previous batch during yesterday's rip. Been watching the premarket all morning waiting on it to drop back from 3.46-7. I hesitated during after hours yesterday and missed a 3.38 opportunity.

>>54679192
Why didnt you buy at 3

>>54679052
>delayed earnings

Schwab decided to release their earnings ahead of time because they were better than the armageddon everyone was expecting. First Republic delayed releasing their earnings, so what do you think is going to happen?

>>54679024
Is that a ramble, or did they deliberately write something for him where he says nothing?

>>54679215
But bad earnings are already priced in so if they aren't as bad as expected they could poomp

>>54679210
I wanted to see reasonable enough evidence that the bottom was finally in. Obviously hindsight being 20/20 I wish I would have, but at the time it kept doing fairly regular substantial drops. I won't be holding for too long at this price either due the dangers of an overall market crash pushing in recession conditions that drop commodities. Less general consumer demand would likely drop summer industrial natgas.

>>54679238
It seems like both looking at the speech. He said MAGA 26 times. So mostly likely this is bearish since he is needing to distract and rile up his base

>>54679182
Didn't used to be this way. You could make lifechanging fortunes by holding for days just two years ago. Too bad some of us missed the memo.

>>54679238
Yes.

>>54679243
They can be worse then bad

>>54679192
dropping more, down to 3.38 again, might buy more if it goes deep enough!

>>54678372
memes aside explain your voo vs vti later play

>>54679295
I was making shit up

>>54679295
bogleheads have a term for it that I forgot

>>54679310
you might have been making shit up but someone somewhere is crying about a small cap rebound needing to happen

That's it. I'm officially FOMOING into BBBY.

What colour shall I reserve for my Bugatti?

The old God with the old gold gold card
When he's on the road it's no-holds-barred
No lard, in the record game on some bull guard
So many nekked dames he might blow his whole wad
Ya learn somethin' new everyday
Go ahead and burn, they ain't nothin' to do anyway
'cept sell tracks out the Cheverolet like lemonade
And go gold in the hood so he can get ghetto paid
Now that's usin' the ol' cranium
Like the jewelry cat who sold him fake plat uranium
Guaranteed to turn necks green like the Hulk
Have it manufactured by machine in bulk

>>54679314
>>54679295
its tax loss harvesting
if you sell your etfs for another etf that follows a very similar but different index (to avoid a wash sale hit) you can write off your losses on your taxes without actually losing money
since VOO is 85% of VTI its almost the same
Or people going from VT to VTI+VXUS

Predict today's market open

>>54679344
>without actually losing money
This is false, money was lost we just don't care poorfag

>>54679344
imagine having unrealized losses

>>54679354
>poorfag

>>54679243
If they were already priced in they would release their earnings on the normal schedule, which seems to be the 13th-14th after quarter end. They delayed it 10 days to the 24th, why do that if the news isn’t bad?

>>54679354
>sell stock in an index
>"Look goberment I lost money!"
>rebuy those same stocks
anon...

>>54679327
Nigga please we just had a short squeeze and you expect another one?

>>54679365
>rebuy those same stocks
With less money and thus owning less shares. Cope.

>>54679374
This general is so fucking dumb I genuinely cannot handle it sometimes

>>54679360
Yea you nigga. The fuck Timmy GON' do?

>>54679378
What you saying that the tax savings on the "tax loss harvesting" actually increased your net worth? Maybe I doubt you are capable of even calculating that the way I and few others are.

>>54678613
really
why he's not renting them?

>>54679374
jesus christ
please be a troll

>>54679381
Call da cops

>>54679398
>1pbtid
Um nigger much?

>>54679396
He is

>>54679394
>own stock A for $100
>stock goes to $70
>sell
>report 30% loss
>rebuy at $70
>its essentially like you reported unrealized capital losses as lost income
The IRS has the wash sale rule explicitly for this

>>54679374
tax loss harvesting is dumb desu

>>54679405
Are you 12?

>>54679412
So is the wash trading rule

mumu chuds why are futes recovering? answer me

>>54679444
flushing the buyers before the pmi

>>54679417
Try 3

What are the benefits of marriage in 2023?

Im talking with my broker (male) and demanding my cash. They appear to be confused why my money hasnt been made available.

>>54679462
over the last 200 years, the atheist marriage has been bastardization of the theist marriage
atheist marriage= the public servants say you are bound to another person defining a household and they give you tax cuts out of it

atheist marriage only makes sens is you take the democratic republic seriously, ie the bourgeois revolutionists public servants.

And the fact that they allow divorce without cause shows how much of a joke their marriage is.
The atheist marriage is just the hedonistic version of the theist one, people get married because they feel like it, then they get divorced because at least one of the person feels like it. There that's the atheist marriage for you.

The atheist marriage is nihilistic, like anything created by the atheists.

>>54679411
>rebuy at $70
So you get your 100 shares back. But good luck doing this with "similar ETFs" and profiting off the tax savings. Yes I'm retarded.

>>54679403
AYYO SHUT THE FUCK UP BABY BOY... NOW ROLL UP

>>54679473
Based. Don't atheists still vow to stay together until death, but actually they mean "until I get bored of you"?

>>54679412
>>54679434
Both are accurate.

>>54679482
Read the boglehead wiki

>>54679459
>>54679494
3 seems correct

I'm buying CUTR

>>54679523
You got a problem?

Google earnings in 4 days alhamdulilah I will slurp the collapse

>>54679518
I suffer from information overload. I now trade the moon cycle

>>54679503
They vow to stay together until the woman has her midlife crisis. The good news is the man can then trade up, if he can handle the poverty.

what was that pattern some anon posted yesterday? 3 rising days 3 dojis and 3 down days in succession, looks like he was right

>>54678607
Yay, he's the dude who made the Enron movie and dirty blood. All top notch shit

>>54679558
Can someone post "the chart". Haven't seen it in a while. The red/green/yellow one for futes, live market, and next day... You know the one thanks bros

>friday
going to boring

>>54679578
>going to boring
Going to be comfy

>>54679473
Same shit can happen with theist marriage anon. What actually matters is law surrounding marriage. Marriages would be way more stable if the courts didn't do shit like annuling prenups.

>>54679581
i haven't had my coffee yet and also can't write; is sideways comfy for you anon? i'm losing my shit over my folio moving a mere 5% this year

>with great power comes great responsibility
my brokerage app finally added options, I am down 94% on my boomer stocks, what are the chances I make it all back with AAPL puts? Keep in mind I know nothing about the greeks other than the fact they love bussy.

why the fuck is SAP mooning? AI bullshit?

>>54679625
>I am down 94% on my boomer stocks
what

>>54679635
It beat earnings...

>>54679596
>i'm losing my shit
I'm outta shits to lose... I dunno I lost 15% last year, combination of me losing on options goombles and my blackrock pro "tax loss harvesting". I have that weird level of wealth where I am not elite by anyone's standards but too comfy to give a shit about anything. And to take that from me would mean bad things. Very bad things. Things I don't care about. Things that are not for me to care about.

>>54679551
>I suffer from information overload
Can relate. I have just cut back on Bloomberg Live and trimmed my daily watchlist down to only BOIL/KOLD, and SPY (to observe the S&P).

>>54679635
>+3%
>mooning
Do you know what this word means?

>>54679644
I went all in on Astra, literally buying the dip every day but it kept dropping kek

>>54679663
But their IFRS sucks?

>>54679663
-45% operating profit

>>54679684
ChatGPT solves every problem now

>>54679662
at this point i don't care if it's down and i lose 50%, i just want to see some movement again; i actually stopped depositing funds to ibkr this year because this isn't a buying market
>small caps turned to microcaps and just absolutely dead
>biomemes (as if they were ever worth buying)
>megas only gaining 4% (before losing another 10%) every few weeks because they're firing pajeets and roasties in the thousands
>dividend companies cutting divies or just getting rekt
at this point just farming the yield on uninvested cash seems more stable and safe; i'm not one to gamble with leverage or options (unless i'm selling ccs to those gamblers)

>>54679676
>Astra
they have the same chart as every other small cap company, it's pretty crazy to see how every small cap has the exact same chart over the past two years; the algos show zero mercy to anything that isn't highly profitable in this market

>>54679663
-60% earnings per share (IFRS)

>>54679666
Solid list, I haven't traded in 2023 yet since getting heemed, but my money market fund is about to clear the 30 day holding period and become marginable in the next 6 or 7 days. The foundation is laid, the pieces are in order. In essence my rules BOIL down to this:
>Rule #1 $200 maximum single position loss no matter what
>Rule #2 it's just top keks
>Rule #3 even though it's top keks I wanna win
That's it

>>54679724
What is considered small cap?

>>54679706
>this isn't a buying market
No I wouldn't be putting a bunch of post tax dollars into this market either. If it's pretax dollars through employment retirement plan then fine. But I'm just bagholding diversified blackrock etfs hand selected by one of their "independent" series holders. As an option buyer, I want volatility to hang low for a little while, while my account clears the margin holding period and I can get back in the game a little bit. Just a lil bit. It's all just top keks. I'm not a Bonaparte afterall. Just a degenerate goombler.

>>54679706
>at this point just farming the yield on uninvested cash seems more stable and safe
This is exactly my strategy, then I scalp long calls and puts on margin with varying levels of success

>>54679731
It's definitely good to have a hard loss cutting limit. I lost just a little over $200 (a lot to me under present circumstances) on BOIL earlier this year and am just now recovering after several KOLD swings scalping it back little by little, and finally BOIL starting to become somewhat reasonably, relatively "predictable". I hope to someday achieve something resembling your other 2 rules but I'm essentially fighting for life as it is. It sounds like you've been doing some pretty smart navigation of your own outlay.

>>54679764
each person defines it a bit differently, but i think the general ballpark is less than 100m mcap; in a bear market a lot of those larger mcap small caps are now microcaps with less than 30m

>>54679706
Cope the post. TQQQ is up 30% since bank bailout, more than that if you bought in January. Bitcoin doubled since January. Even gold is up. You just missed the train anon.

>>54679786
how does it make sense to trade wth 200$? Do you live in a third world country like Venezuela where that is a lot worth? If you lve in the EU or US trading with 200 Euros/Dollars isn't really worth the time.

>>54679434
>So is the wash trading rule
if you're running a crypto exchange then it should be seems like you're capturing most of the volume to attract people, institutions.
It's an investment from their end

>>54679786
>but I'm essentially fighting for life as it is.
Good luck bro. Can't imagine that pressure in this crab market bullshit

>>54679804
tqqq is down about 70% since december 2021, but sure celebrate the 30%

>>54679804
every bear market has rallies
you're going to get heemed

What are the financial implications of this?

>>54679786
>some pretty smart navigation of your own outlay.
The plan is to not do the stupid shit that blew me up in 2022. And that has nothing to do with my knowledge or understanding of the financial products or markets themselves. I've had to step back and work on defeating lust these past 5 months. Lust will manifest itself as greed in the markets.

>>54679834
TQQQ is up 250% since december 2018, but sure celebrate the -70%

>>54679724
I held uranium mining pennystonks that were highly resilient to this shit market despite not being profitable yet, the feasibility study kept moving forward and kicking the price back up if only temporarily. I was up a bit over 100% at one point but my greedy ass didn't sell because I hoped it would be like the 2007 uranium pump. made out with 40% profit in the end so could have been worse.

>>54679866
What is this? A daily VIX expiration? Qrd?

>>54679886
i don't think i've seen any small caps actually performing decently in this market, i've seen some have minor rallies but they get shut down very quickly and definitely don't cover as much room as they did in the bull market; they act much more like biomemes now in which if they get some good news, they pump and then get crushed down almost instantly to new lows; or they rally in premarket or after hours so technical points in the chart get hit but session hours get crushed

>>54679919
>they act much more like biomemes
Because essentially all companies are biomemes at this point

>>54679875
>since december 2018
Those were the before times. Your people made it quite clear that there is a difference between pre 2020 and post 2020 life. Niggerlover

>>54679875
nothing quite like being up almost 1000% but then celebrating only being up 258% huh

Baking

>>54679966
>its an old code but it checks out sir.

>>54679950
No clue what you mean

>>54679945
mimimi

>>54679888
Yeah basically
I was wondering what the consensus might be if they write options for this
All in on short positions considering crab market or?

Market crash at 9:45 eastern time. Set your clocks

>>54679983
since you used 2018 - now as an example of being up 258%, if you'd had sold at the high, it would've been 958%

NEW

>>54679990

>>54679990

>>54679990

So when does the great heem start

>>54679995
HODL

>>54679819
>losing 200 is trading with 200
>>54679826
the crabbing doesn't make much difference to me, the primary obstacle I face in terms of trading in and of itself is PDT. It forces me into trading behaviors that prevent me from taking gains I would otherwise in the attempt to maximize the 3 per 5, when normally I'd just take a bunch of $25 scalps and be doing great.

>>54679365
Legal in Germany, no 30 days wait