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>> No.54668704
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54668704

Shit market.

>> No.54668707
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54668707

ayyy open up
i'm here to take yo daughter to prom n shiet

>> No.54668709

SOXL bros...what happened to the pump?

>> No.54668711

>SPACEX

>> No.54668736

>>54668707
>*bang*
>shoots nigger

>> No.54668752
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/sugar #11

>> No.54668759

So anyway, that’s when I said “that isn’t a John Deere 3 series compact tractor 3025D, that’s my wife!”! And then we all bought up MSOS.
>The End

>> No.54668769

Did you guys buy TSLA or are you waiting for a deeper slide?

>> No.54668772

its time...
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1682003931161600.webm

>> No.54668782

TESLA COMPUTER, ticker ICP

>> No.54668784
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Stop selling you benchodes

>> No.54668786
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>>54668772
Can you zoomers stop putting the loudest fucking music that hits immediately as videos start? It's insanely annoying. Almost as annoying as you phone screenshotting everything instead of saving the damn image.

>> No.54668801

>>54668752
sweet, sugarbros are flourishing

>> No.54668804

I’ve sold 75% of my tech indices during the past month. Considering selling the rest too.

>> No.54668807 [DELETED] 
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Bang bang! That's the sound of my no niggers gun

>> No.54668820
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>>54668736
>suddenly, the lifeless body begins to twitch
>the flesh undulates and begins to strain at the clothing
>the clothing bursts at the seams, and a gargantuan form rises before you
YOU'VE UNLEASHED GIGA NIGGA
ONLY QUADS CAN STOP HIM

>> No.54668822

>>54668784
Is this from ’90s Miami?

>> No.54668830

Happy Birthday Hitler sensei

>> No.54668835
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>>54668786
>zoomers
We're all bomers here anon.

>> No.54668837
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>>54668820
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54668843

XLE going to break new lows? Crude seems to be dragging it that way.

>> No.54668858
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>>54668835
STOP TRYING TO BLOW OUT MY SPEAKERS ZOOMOIDS

>> No.54668860
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54668860

What is the Bayhorse Silver of platinum miners?

>> No.54668863
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54668863

SOXS CHADS
NVDA PUT CHADS
FUCK TECH CHADS

WE RIDE TONIGHT!!!!

>> No.54668876

uhh divvy bros
why did T shit the bed

>> No.54668878
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54668878

FUCK bond market is getting really worried about US default.. HOLY SHIETTTTT

>> No.54668881

>>54668784
This is what they took from us.

>> No.54668893
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54668893

SOXS chad
FUCK TECH!!!

CHINA ALREADY DUMPED THEIR CHIP STOCKS


FUCK AI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TEAM HUMANITY!
TEAM SPIRIT!
TEAM WILL!

TEAM CONSCIOUSNESS!

YOU WILL NEVER BE A HUMAN!

>> No.54668900

>>54668707
is this the person taht the old man shot? this person thats on his doorstep with a gun? and the old man is being charged for it? what a crock of shit the justice system is.

>> No.54668907

>>54668878
McCarthy’s dragging his ass and won’t propose a budget. Proposing a budget in May with a month of leeway to negotiate isn’t great. He should have proposed something last month or the beginning of this month and then started negotiating with Biden and Schumer

>> No.54668909
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54668909

the market is never going down, is it? i am unironically buck broken at this point

>> No.54668910

>>54668822
80s

>> No.54668913

>>54668900
no it's just some pic from /pol/
the old man shot a scholar

>> No.54668924
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>>54668907
>started negotiating with Biden and Schumer

THATS WHAT FUCKING GOT US HERE TO BEGIN WITH!

>> No.54668931
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54668931

1month - 3 month spread is now 60bp.

LIVIN ON A PRAYER!
BOND MARKET IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE

HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BLACK SWAN EVENT! PLUS JAPAN ENDING YCC !!!!

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https://youtu.be/q6Oz3MfvPzU
ok gugulu

>> No.54668937
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>>54668909
same as the upcoming "housing crash" is not actually a crash but prices going up a little slower

>> No.54668942
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>>54668693
SI

>> No.54668945

>>54668784
Florida in the 80's was rad

>> No.54668946
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>>54668934
Saved

>> No.54668951

>>54668860
Any of the ones based in South Africa and Zimbabwe. Good luck mining when the power's out lol

>> No.54668957
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>>54668909
DUMB BROS I DON"T FEEL SOOOO GUUUUUUUUUUDDDD...


I thought IQ BELL CURVE MEME WAS REAL..

WHATS GOING ON DUMB BROS??!?!?

>> No.54668961

I sold my KO stack prematurely

>> No.54668964
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>>54668876
Remember, divvys are your friend lol

Avoid those companies that do things like more tax efficient buybacks or capital reinvestment.

>> No.54668966

A-Atleast I can take the capital loss off my income taxes...

>> No.54668976

Space-ACK!

>> No.54668978
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>>54668893
>Sinohytec
>Guangdong Fuxin
Why does China love their goofy names so much?

>> No.54668984
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>American stocks are 50% more expensive than international when comparing earnings
>they are 100% more expensive when comparing stock value to their book value
when will US dominance finally drop? When the dollar finally falls below 50%?

>> No.54669000

TQQQERS WEE IOUT HURR

>> No.54669001

If the market is crashing, why is soxl going up? checkmate bears.

>> No.54669004
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Hey AI!!!

You will never be a HUMAN!


HAHAHAHAHAHAH i know I know

I don't care!! You will never be a real HUMAN!

>> No.54669008

>>54668820
SHIT!! ROLLIN

>> No.54669011

>>54668924
Well he can propose any budget he wants and have Schumer and Biden tell him to go fuck himself I guess. Then we can wait to see who blinks as we teeter on the brink of default. If he wants budget cuts, he’ll have to accept some tax increases

>> No.54669014
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>>54668984
Never, there's no getting off this train.

>> No.54669021

Waller and Boweman are going to say shit to pump the markets today IMO.

>> No.54669022

>>54668984
2 weeks.

>> No.54669024

>>54668945
Yes it was. All of the years before MTV Spring Break ruined everything.

>> No.54669034

>>54669011
>he’ll have to accept some tax increases
No, we done negotiating cuz they never do. Now we gunna play the game like them until everything crashes or we actually get a schedule F with Trump.

>> No.54669041

>>54669001
If you're not buying SOXL or TSM calls here, you ain't black.

>> No.54669042
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>> No.54669059
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>Accidentally sent an email signed with "Breast regards" to a busty coworker

>> No.54669069

>>54668772
this, we stand upon the precipice

>> No.54669085
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54669085

Hoard commodities

>> No.54669095
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>>54669059
its going to turn in your favor and she is gunna wanna bone.

>> No.54669105

>>54669059
Just tell them you're autistic and they can't fire you

>> No.54669107
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>>54669059
Someones getting an email from the busty HR lady

>> No.54669108

>>54669059
nice, youre gonna get laid soon.

>> No.54669109

>>54669085
Are brown whores are good commodities to hold.

>> No.54669120

>>54669059
lmao, you're so fucked. not only will you lose your job, but i bet she's going to sue you for 10 million dollars now.

>> No.54669121
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>>54669059
Are you attractive? Congrats on your titfuck if so. If you're not, sorry about losing your job.

>> No.54669127

>>54669059
>not Breast retards

>> No.54669139

>>54669105
no, an autistic nigger faggot
then you can even get away with taking a shit on the bosses desk right in front of them

>> No.54669142

>>54669059
>not having "Best Regards," already in your signature

LNGMI

>> No.54669144
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>>54669059
I hope this is true

>> No.54669145

>>54669059
is this from the latest American Pie sequel?

>> No.54669147
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>>54669059

>> No.54669148
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>>54669059
Based

>> No.54669150
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54669150

you have no idea how short I am

>> No.54669157

How do you guys deal with big losses?

>> No.54669163

>>54669150
where is bobo?

>> No.54669162

>>54669150
lel

>> No.54669166
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>>54669157
By bailing before they're losses.

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>> No.54669173

>>54669157
only bet 1-3% of your portfolio on each bet

>> No.54669177

Just sold all my KOLD for BOIL.

>> No.54669181

>>54669059
Question: Are you attractive and well liked in the office?

The honest answer to this question will be what determines the consequences to your fuck up.

If you are attractive / popular, she will ignore and probably hold it as a leverage card for a future date. If you are ugly and creepy, HR is right now filling out your termination forms. You made it easy for them.

You can't say it was a typo; you added both an "r" and an "a" which are not close enough to argue that bullshit.

Good luck coomer desu.

>> No.54669184

>>54669157
Can't lose if you never sell

>> No.54669185
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54669185

Buttcorn is simmering

>> No.54669187

So? Should I buy TSLA?

>> No.54669195

>>54669157
/BBBY/ is that way ----> >>54668494

>> No.54669199
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>>54669163
Why does he not learn that we are closing at +0.01%?

>> No.54669200

>>54669157
bet small bail early. no big losses. simple as

>> No.54669202

>>54669185
>tfw i missed fucking bogan sluts to travel and leverage my accent to fuck international sluts

>> No.54669207

Feeling nervous.

>> No.54669208
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how far will TSLA bleed?

>> No.54669210

>Regional Banks Computer

>> No.54669211

>>54669157
Large bankroll.

>> No.54669214

>>54669157
i become a baggie

>> No.54669219
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>>54669210
Safe and effective

>> No.54669227

>>54669177
Thanks anon, I need any hopium I can get for my underwater BOIL position.

>> No.54669235

>>54669219
what is this thing even suppose to be a caricature of?

>> No.54669237

>buzzfeed stock

>> No.54669240

>>54669235
No one has any idea. The memetic warfare has turned into Ren & Stimpey tier grotesque animation.

>> No.54669246
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>Baggie was right anout Tesla

>> No.54669248

yooo GMDA popped off. it was really had to fill at the low price i wanted but i got a chunk and luckily cancelled my limit sell.

>> No.54669250
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Sell or hold gold miners?

>> No.54669251

>>54669235
It's a jewish Frankenstein.

>> No.54669261

>>54669240
>>54669235
It's some obsessed pro-Ukraine retard who repurposed some anti-Russian meme by slapping bank logos on it. Everybody tells him that it makes no sense but that's not stopping him.

>> No.54669262

You guys got any chink stocks/etfs to recommend for long term investments?

>> No.54669267

>>54669235
no idea. i think its some russian propaganda against mighty america

>> No.54669269

>>54669157
I don't.

>> No.54669286

>>54669157
by getting a job and refilling my bank account.

>> No.54669288
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Just bought Yinn. That means world war 3 should start soon

>> No.54669298

>>54669288
>88 get
Based. #bonghitsforadolf

>> No.54669311

>>54669157
Pretend it never happened.

>> No.54669317

exuberance more like peepoopoopants

>> No.54669326

>>54669262
YANG

>> No.54669327

>>54669317
More like WyCOCK distribution.

>> No.54669333
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>>54669327
Dick Jackoff pattern.

>> No.54669336
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA

>> No.54669339
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>>54669157
Cry

>> No.54669341

>>54669227
Whats your buy in? If youre over $4, just sell. Its not going there any time soon. Take the loss and reinvest the capital or average down if you have the cash on hand.

>> No.54669342

>>54669085
FUCK CRABS

>> No.54669358

>>54669311
Checked, same

>> No.54669362

>>54669339
Damn bro...

>> No.54669368

>>54669157
Not realizing.

>> No.54669371

>>54669288
checked

>> No.54669380
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>>54668820
LAUNCHING
EVERYTHING

>> No.54669392
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>>54669235
Soviet tankers hat. Now return to reddit.

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>>54669157
>[X] simply deal with the pain.

>> No.54669418

What a bad day for that African American fellow. First his Electric Car Manufacturer stock goes into the shitter, then his toy rocket exploded. Feel kinda bad for the white nigger.

>> No.54669419

>>54669392
i dont see the resemblance. maybe youre retarded

>> No.54669421

>>54669341
What you buying for? 3.77?

>> No.54669434

>>54669396
How did you not rope

>> No.54669436

Wonder if I should be buying this SOXS dip.

>> No.54669439

>>54669396
Oof, what ticker?

>> No.54669441

>>54669392
eh that's a stretch, and why does it have legs? if it was a hat wouldnt you just do stock legs and arms?

>> No.54669458

>>54669157
My biggest loss was $1350. I dealt with it by knowing that I wasnt trading with money I couldnt afford to lose. It still hurt my pride, but I wasnt underwater. Meanwhile, my biggest single win was over 17k. Youd think it wouldve made me feel good but I felt worse about losing the 1k than i felt good about getting 17k. Money really doesnt buy happiness, but lack thereof can still pay dividends of sadness.

>> No.54669463

>>54669396
Nice.

>> No.54669479

>>54669439
LUMN
>>54669434
...its just money

>> No.54669489

>>54669421
I take profits at 8%, always. So if i bought right now at 3.30, id sell at 3.56.

>> No.54669492

>>54669157
You don't. If you're taking big losses you're never going to compound. Capital preservation is key.

>> No.54669493

>>54669418
the launch was a success. didn't know you were a free speech hating liberal

>> No.54669500

sneed

>> No.54669512
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>>54669479
Damn I remember this one. I still have it charted. Luckily I let myself getting stopped out of that one. Why it keeps tanking anyways?

>> No.54669518

>>54669512
total small cap death for two years now anon, they don't get pumps anymore, they get premarket "pumps" to test the predetermined resistance levels and then drop lower

>> No.54669533
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>>54669512
that support leading to the death plunge

>> No.54669535

>>54669489
Gonna copytrade you on a whim anon. Where's your stop loss if you don't mind sharing?

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>>54669533
same chart on most small caps now

>> No.54669562

Elon is the biggest retard in the world, he will lose money on TWTR and now will get cut in half on TSLA. TSLA to $100 by EOY

>> No.54669572

>>54669418
Plus his social media platform is overrun with TA nogs
>muh lines
>muh pee pee poo poo pattern

>> No.54669575
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market down
SOXL up
it really do be like that sometimes

>> No.54669577

>>54669535
>stop loss
Lol. Lmao, even.

>> No.54669583
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I don't give a shit about Elon Musk.

>> No.54669585

>>54669562
he has positioned himself to get free gibs from the US gov for handling logistics for nasa, he can fuck around with a lot of that money

>> No.54669589

>>54668820
NOOOOOO
BEGONE YOU OLD DEMON!

>> No.54669593

>>54669493
>the launch was a success
Yeah, but he didn't land the fucking thing. I mean the fucking chinks could shoot a fucking rocket that does a hohmann transfer and gets into Mars' orbit, but it's the landing that's going to make or break our ability to colonize the planet.

>> No.54669604

Do you guys have girlfriends/wives?

>> No.54669620

>>54669585
SpaceX is safe but TSLA will retrace heavily here, there were zero catalysts on yesterday's earnings call

>> No.54669624
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54669624

Buy Rycey!! They will fly you to the moon with nuclear space engines and synthetic CO2 neutral fuels for planes. They build stuff for submarines, yachts, tanks and small modular reactors!!

>> No.54669625

>>54669418
Maybe he should make better cars first

>> No.54669629

>>54669604
My female AI broker.

>> No.54669633

>>54669562
>twtr
NSA cash
>TSLA
govt gibs
>SPACEX
defense gibs
dude has made being a welfare queen a business model. he will never be allowed to fail.

>> No.54669637

>>54669604
Most of the people in this thread are like Mark Jewberg in that one move "the autistic network", where he makes a thing to impress a girl but then he forgets about the girl and it becomes about the money.

>> No.54669640

>>54669620
tesla is fucked simply because it only had first mover's advantage to begin with, now it doesn't

>> No.54669639
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>>54669593
Literally how experimental rocket technology and research goes.

>How fucking dumb have people become.

>> No.54669641

>>54669604
My wife is in her office working while I’m lounging on the couch.

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>>54669604
Yes, both.

>> No.54669647

>>54669633
He's the king of the niggers.

>> No.54669652
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crab day

>> No.54669656

>>54669489
>>54669458
This is some good bait.

>> No.54669659

>>54669652
>day
life

>> No.54669663

>>54669637
I'm just thinking I have all this money sitting here and I'm wondering what it's all for if I don't have someone special to spend it with... you know like traveling or concerts or sports events...

>> No.54669667
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>>54669604
yes?

>> No.54669669
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>A new rule from the Biden administration will force homebuyers with good credit scores to pay higher mortgage rates in order to subsidize loans to those with riskier borrowing profiles, the Washington Times reports.
>The fee, which will apply to those buying or refinancing houses after May 1, will affect homebuyers with credit scores of 680 or higher, will amount to roughly $40 per month on a home loan of $400,000, or nearly $500 per year. Homebuyers who make down payments of 15% - 20% will be hit with the largest fees.
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2023/apr/18/joe-biden-hike-payments-good-credit-homebuyers-sub/

>> No.54669676

>>54668752
we got too cocky cottonniggas

>> No.54669677

>>54669604
No, never had.

>> No.54669683

>>54669656
Its not bait. This is how I trade, and I havent had a loss in months

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GAP CLOSED!!!! Filling up the gap downs like a boss. So when we crash we won't be revisit it for awhile!

>> No.54669692

>>54669604
of course.

>> No.54669697

>spy gaps down in premarket
>buy 1dte calls
>watch line go up all day back to even
>cash out at end of day
>make 100% every day
how long will this trend keep up?

>> No.54669698

One day my UUUU is going to make me rich, one day. Then you’ll be sorry

>> No.54669700

>>54669562
Quite literally a seething tranny lol. Look at TSLA from January to February. 108 bucks to 214 bucks. Want to make it? Buy TSLA when it's around 100 in a month, it'll be 200 by July. No amount of seething trannies who are ngmi and will go broke and starve can change that.

>> No.54669702

>>54669697
Until opex tomorrow.

>> No.54669703

>>54669669
anything to prop up the loan market anon.

>> No.54669710
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I've developed anger management issues

>> No.54669711
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54669711

Defense-contractor bros, what are we in for next week?

>> No.54669712

>>54669697
Alternatively
>market up by end of day
>buy puts for the next day
>collect your change

>>54669688
We revisited it literally yesterday.

>> No.54669714
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SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>> No.54669715

OPEC finna announce another cut by EOD

>> No.54669719

It is time to buy BOIL.
$3.36
Too many shorts, too much bearish consensus, too 'priced in'.

>> No.54669732

>>54669711
My portfolio is literally only GD and TXT right now.

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>>54669392
>>54669219
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/wadded-jacket-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA

>> No.54669740

>>54669683
It's pretty good. 8% stop-gain. lmao.
10-20k wins. No notable losses, ever. lol. I believe you.

>> No.54669772

>>54669740
I see where youre confused. I didnt make 17k by only taking 8% profits. I got lucky on a crypto a few years ago, thats it. The loss was also from a crypto, luna. Ive only been trading stocks for less than a year, and have zero losses in the stock market so far.

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>>54669669
>"Ah geez these heckin brown people need to buy homes it's the ebin American Dream after all!"
>Create another subprime crisis
Nuke this country

>> No.54669798

>>54669669
this is literal tar and feather all politicians tier tyranny.

>> No.54669801

>>54669712
i got big money on the kings
i dont have time to babysit futures all night

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>>54669719
Already FOMOd, cost basis $3.45
It was time to buy at $3.05 but I wanted to watch and be sure. I expect maybe one more bretty gud dip and I will buy that too.

>> No.54669827

Wtf? You guys talk shit about DAX. LOOK AT CAC(HAD). CURSED INDEX

>> No.54669840

>>54669772
>The loss was also from a crypto, luna
lmao

>> No.54669842

>>54669604
Do hookers count as girlfriends?

>> No.54669845

>>54669669
Lmao bailouts again

>> No.54669847

>>54668784
>Stop selling you benchodes
how do you know this slang?
are you a pajeet?

>> No.54669850

>>54669827
Aren't protestors storming it as we speak?

>> No.54669860

how the FUCK do you make any money in this shitty crab market?
all the 3x indexes go down when SPY crabs

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>Lunch hour drawing to a close
>Like the 2nd /smg/ of the day
Holy shit guys.

>> No.54669873

>>54669860
Buy calls at 9:31, sell at 2:50. Ezpz.

>> No.54669880

>>54669860
should I just suck it up and dump everything in JEPQ?
>>54669873
lel, might work
seems like every day this week SPY has been -1% at open and closes at 0%

>> No.54669886

>>54669860
We ramp every day when the eurocucks fall asleep

>> No.54669900

>>54669732
Kek, that is an extremely concentrated portfolio. Next week could be exciting for you.

I own GD but I like TXT too. They're both moderately-priced steady earners who don't dilute their shareholders away. Debt levels are comfortably under control. GD is a bit more expensive but appears to be a significantly better compounder than TXT.

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>>54669860
4% interest on cash

>> No.54669923

>>54669880
I’m split evenly between jepi/jepq/main right now

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>>54669900
In full disclosure, I dumped everything non MIC like 3 weeks ago. I also sold my RTX a few days ago when it popped. I also only bought TXT because I like planes and see Cessnas all day long. I think they're making some VTOL thing to replace that deathtrap Osprey for the glowniggers.

>> No.54669932

>>54669903
JEPQ is 17% right now tho

>> No.54669936

>>54669860
If you're expecting stock prices to go nowhere, you could sell options.

>> No.54669940

>>54669593
Try reading the news instead of liberal agit-prop. It was designed to explode in this phase.

>> No.54669944
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so we all know this PA is not organic, its pure trash no volume algo meltup.
what gives? is this the market on life support? 20 years trading never seen anything quite like this.

>> No.54669946

Prediction for tomorrow:

-SAP 110.
-DAX 15650

>> No.54669968

>>54669936
yeah, selling options is great but it feels like picking up pennies in front of a steamroller
if I'm selling naked calls and a huge bull run starts, I'm screwed
and covered calls are just too much capital required

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>>54669860
You wont have to wait long, the crash has just begun.

>> No.54669972

>>54669669
This is stupidity beyond retardation

>> No.54669973

>>54669604
Wife. She’s getting fat and I hate it.

>> No.54669976

>>54669944
Robots give you money and you're *complaining*?

>> No.54669979

>>54669024
Yeah, my best memories and technology killed it all

>> No.54669981

>>54669940
Sorry I couldn't understand you over all that slurping and gurgling. Could you take Elon Musk's cock out of your mouth and repeat that?

>> No.54669989

AT&T fucked up? Aren't they the biggest besides Verizon? What about Deutsche Telekom. It's werid they do more money in the US than in Europe, but they might get hammered too. Chart looks shortable.

>> No.54669992

>>54669969
>crash has just begun
>my SPY calls are up 20% since the open
Uhhh??? If it's crashing why am I making money on the long end?

>> No.54669998

>>54669969
you bobos have been saying this for 3 months now and it just keeps crabbing

>> No.54670004

>>54669989
Look at what else they own though.

>> No.54670005

The last few days are on repeat, dump.. then climb or leak back to previous days close
*blue line is yesterdays close

https://youtu.be/OX1RBeo6UBI

>> No.54670007

>>54669979
Did you ever go to Miracle Strip Amusement Park?

>> No.54670009

>>54669992
415c? what time did you buy those and how much you blow

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>>54670005
forgot image (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡━

>> No.54670016

>>54669998
Almost like nothing happens until Q1 earnings.

>> No.54670023

>>54670005
tuesday opened above 415 and then fell

>> No.54670024

>>54669669
Pay up whitie!

>> No.54670036

Tesla reversal is going to pump this bitch tomorrow. I am getting in

>> No.54670038
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>>54669860
Sell options, T bills, divy stocks. Or just sit in cash for the day. You dont have to trade/buy something every day. Just sit tight and wait a bit.

>> No.54670043

>>54669968
Yeah, exactly, that's why option sellers make money. They're selling away those surprise upsides.
>covered calls are just too much capital required
Well, there are low-price-per-share stocks like PLTR.

>> No.54670050

>>54670016
>Q1 earnings week
>FOMC
Prepare your collective anus.

>> No.54670058

>>54670023
I stand corrected

>> No.54670062

looks like we are heading back to 415 to fill the algo gap from 414.78-415.08
im still in calls
this market is so fucking garbage lol

>> No.54670063

TQQQERS broke out

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>>54669845
this is technically a "Bail in". A very predatory, discrimatory, and a sign that rea estate is going to collapse again. Shit needs to be stopped.

>> No.54670069

>>54668946
it should be fffff

>> No.54670076

>>54670069
Yes, the ideal hexcode for a society.

>> No.54670078

Oh shit are we really gonna end green

>> No.54670080

>>54670068
Not every bailout is the same

>> No.54670086

>>54670068
you have to realize we are NO different than china CCP. there is no transparent news anymore.
we all know the numbers are bullshit and the economy is on life support. but dont fight what they are saying because thats the only thing that matters.

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54670092

>Buy 0DTE calls at open
>Double or triple your money
>Repeat the next day
It's really that easy

>> No.54670097

>>54670068
Not that I'm going to read the article, but is this paying the PMI for deadbeats?

>> No.54670101

>>54669847
No but I browse /biz/ which is 90% pajeets

>> No.54670107

>>54670092
this is exactly how i know the trend is going to turn soon. OPEX week always pure manipulation fuckery. next week will be blood.

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>>54670076
can you believe it?

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>> No.54670122

>>54669929
>they're making some VTOL thing
Militaries have a persistent hard-on for that goofy technology.

>> No.54670123

>>54670092
looks like options volume alone can hold us 411-415 until at least 4/27

>> No.54670148

>>54670119
Ayy blaze it #bonghits4adolf


>>54670122
I saw an Osprey fly over the other day while I was on a walk and was like what in the fuck is that abomination. I also can't believe how much was spent on the "next gen fighter" program to end up with F-35 VTOL.

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>>54670119

>> No.54670151

>>54669772
How do you trade without stop losses and have no losses so far? What you do if position goes against you? Genuinely wondering. Also good call on BOIL.

>> No.54670156

>413.51
lel its really going to hit 414 isn't it

>> No.54670170

>>54669711
i work for a defense contractor but it's not publicly traded lel
shit's pretty priced in right now

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>TQQQ
And just like THAT!

>> No.54670179

>>54670009
$408 calls at 9:48 this morning, bought 10 of them for 45 hundred, and now they're worth 57 hundred.

>> No.54670202

>>54670179
nice, 4/21 expiry?
and what's your reasoning for buying ITM calls instead of ATM calls?

>> No.54670203

>>54670151
I have never once in my life used a stop loss and to be quite honest, I dont see the point. When I buy, I am buying the local bottom, and usually not holding for more than a day when trading ETFs like kold and boil. I know when the bottom is in because if youve done your research it should be clear as day. Boil has dropped about 10 cents on me from my buy in a couple times, but always rebounded and netted a profit. If I had a stop loss, id have lost money, rather than just holding it and letting it go back up.

>> No.54670214

>>54669823
Nice, same cost basis for me about
Nice move in the last hour, good confirmation

>> No.54670215

>>54670202
I wanted a higher delta.

>> No.54670282

I hate the crab

>> No.54670284

>>54670215
is that actually worth it? sure you might get a delta of 0.8 instead of 0.5 but the contracts themselves are more than twice as expensive

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>>54670086
>the economy is on life support.

>> No.54670300

>>54669669
LMFAO

>> No.54670310

>>54669669
>good credit means you have to pay more
this is fucking retarded
guess i better get a bunch of credit card debt to lower my 750 credit

>> No.54670325

>>54669669
It makes no sense.

>> No.54670334

>>54670310
>this is fucking retarded
>>54670325
Not when you realize its to make whites and asians pay the financial burden of blacks.

>> No.54670339

How is the NASDAQ almost green when TSLA is down 10%? Is it really just Google and Netflix lifting the index today?

>> No.54670340

>buy stock
>anxiously watch the chart the whole day for a week
How do I stop doing this

>> No.54670348

>>54670299
There's a kernel of truth there... Americans' savings have been going down and credit-card balances have been going up. It's a bad sign. But yeah, let's not exaggerate.

>> No.54670351

>>54670340
sell it

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>>54670310
WOW. Welcome to COMMUNIST UNITED STATES!

YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL PAY FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S PLACES!!!

Next will you be forced to have intercourse and babies with the poor.

>> No.54670353

>>54670038
>You dont have to trade/buy something every day
That's what makes it fun :)

>> No.54670355

>>54670340
Get a job that brings in good cash flow. Working keeps you busy.

>> No.54670358

>>54670284
Of course it was worth it. My calls are up 25%.

>> No.54670362

>>54670214
>good confirmation
yes indeed

>> No.54670363

>>54670340
use less money, trade shorter timeframe, pick a stock with low volatility, get a better feel for how low the stock can possibly go.

>> No.54670367

>>54670355
>job
lol

>> No.54670373

>>54670086
>you have to realize we are NO different than china CCP
Worse, chinks can still realistically own a home. It's out of reach for most younger people here barring inheritance

>> No.54670381

>>54670340
>stop
why would you want to? I live for shit like that

>> No.54670388

>>54670340
Find something else to obsess about.

>> No.54670396

>>54670363
I do all of that though
The problem is more that I'm retarded and keep watching the chart for no reason even though I know it doesn't matter in the long run

>> No.54670400

>>54670358
I know that but it's not what I meant, if you'd bought $4500 worth of 411c instead you would have more contracts and would be up a lot more than 25%

>> No.54670406

>>54670340
Set price alerts around your profit/loss zones and go look at other charts.

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>>54669240
>>54669251
>>54669261
I think the image sums up the sick man of finance, not throwing shade on gopniks

>> No.54670427

>>54670400
Nah, if I did that, the bogdanoffs would have made the market go down instead of going up. I had to do what I did or else shit would have gotten all fucked up.

>> No.54670430

when are we buying soxs? ive got my finger on the buy button.

>> No.54670433

I have 13% profit on gold miners. Should I just sell everything now?

>> No.54670454

All I need is for the 76ers to beat the spread against the Nets and I'll win 2000 dollars on my 200 dollar parlay

>> No.54670459

>>54670433
yes

>> No.54670463
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Tesla puts

>> No.54670476

Is it a bad time to buy a house right now with 7% mortgage rates?

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>>54670348
savings are going down because there was an extra $2t sloshing around after the covid handouts. the credit card balances chart that's been going around is very simplistic and doesn't take everything else into account, pic related. we're below 2019 utilization.

>> No.54670487

>>54669669
>punishing people for being responsible
Extremely based.

>> No.54670492

Baking

>> No.54670496

>>54670454
>sports
Ew why?

>> No.54670498

>>54670481
>utilization drops because of covid
>utilization still high relative to employment
simple as

>> No.54670500

>>54670476
Who knows. Prices & demand should come down as that is one of the feds goal with rising rates, but banking and the administrations keep fucking everything up.

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>>54670476

>> No.54670511

>>54670481
Thanks, anon, that's a fair point.

>> No.54670521

>>54670509
what "do" you know?

>> No.54670522

>>54670481
I’m 30 and still don’t have a lick of credit

>> No.54670548

>>54670537

>>54670537

>>54670537

>> No.54670549
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>> No.54670597

>>54670476
i don't think so if you actually plan on living in it

>> No.54670644

>>54670476
if you're buying a starter home that you plan to offload in <10 years just get a 7 or 10 year ARM at ~5%