/biz/ - Business & Finance

Where cam an adult learn to swim?
Also I hate stocks, they keep stealing my money.

sneed

one whore and one poo

kek

>>54667074
You have to find a lake or go in the ocean because the pool is always closed.

>>54667074
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEERYYYYYY BON BOOOOOOOON

>>54667093
My guy it hit 100 dollars back in June. That was a historic buying opportunity.

>>54667074
uh.... what?

>>54667074
>resident evil 6 remake.webm

This is the big one.

>>54667039
This picture makes me angry.

>>54667129
Love how his voice is more feminine than hers.

FUCK AI.
FUCK NVDA
FUCK TSM
FUCK TECH.
FUCK QQQ.
FUCK THE BULLS.

BEARS HERE WE GO!

Invest in Spacex and space related businesses. The interplanetary mining economy will be the biggest business growth by 2040.

>>54667176
>Invest in Spacex
oh yeah and what's the ticker

>>54667176
I want to invest in asteroid mining, is there a pure play asteroid mining company I can get a piece of?

The market is slightly red but wow it's fucking nothing, the slow painful crabbing continues.

It's time to CANCEL AI.

NVDA we had enough of your scam pump. STOP! HALT YOU AI SCUM!!

Why is Tesla crashing?

TODAY IS THE DAY HUMANITY FIGHTS BACK AGAINST AI AND NVDA AND THEIR SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The idea of catching the rocket with arms mounted on the tower seems stupid.

>>54667189
>I want to invest in something that has no revenue and a lot of R&D and CapEx
Some people just like to burn their cash. And they wonder why there so many scammers.

Why don't you invest in a pure play wormhole travel? That should be the ultimate experience for the sophisticated tourist.

DISGUSTING FUCKIN BURGERS; PUMP THE FUCKIN MARKET NOW, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

>>54667227
Ummmmm, no.

>>54667220
Don't tell me how to live my life Mom.

It's literally over today, isn't it?

>>54667227
what did you think was going to happen when you have
>pic related
and those 7 start reporting poorly?

>>54667243
>closes +0.1%
every day we will open lower and close 0.1% higher until vix is 0

>>54667257
What happens when VIX goes negative

Thsi fuckin slide on BMW. I fuckin closed my shorts because of you burgers always pumping, but it doesnt stop dropping. goingfuckin mad, gonna fomo ffs

>>54667262
The Jews game is over.

FFS, I fomoed, fuck you america. You ruined the EU stock market.

>>54667282
Next, we wreck your bussy.

>>54667129
sadie holmes?

>>54667176
Short RKLB, long LUNR and MNTS I guess?

>>54667242
the mining industry is already one of the worst sectors to invest as is.

>>54667206
>id: goyem
this is poisoning the well, the jews fear the ai because it will reveal them as the parasite of society and thus, 110th will be the last.

>>54667283
I knew it was a mistake. Actually ruined market, thanks burgers.

>>54667196
Because their earnings call was disastrous. It's headed back to $100

Buy long dated $120 puts

>>54667257
>vix is 0
Then it spikes to 100.

FUCK YOU AI

You can never price in the human will and spirit.

>>54667303
You are most welcomed.

OK since I couldn't sell yesterday at 14.40 I'm gonna check the premarket price for FRC and if it's below 13.50 I'm gonna be sad and if it's below 12.50 I'm gonna beat up the hobo camping out at my nearest bus bunch. Wish me luck.

>>54667301
programming an AI to be a jewish asset is actually easier than programming a human to be one
this is financial advice

>>54667262
You get paid for being overleveraged.

i-is this the big one?

>>54667316
Yes.

>>54667327
makes sense that a rocket exploding signals a market crash

>>54667039
Today is the day

>>54667318
lmao I just closed my short with a small loss and it drops further. fuck this bullshit

>be bobo
>wake up
>check markets
>mfw

opex
it's just everyone settling their options before the weekend
i'm not fazed
the call i sold is doing quite well and maybe we'll get some juicy limit buys in today
should be a good day for investing

>>54667338
We pump if the entire flight is successful?

Couldn't imagine working for someone as insane as Elon

>>54667391
no we just continue our regular scheduled sideways

>>54667338
Its not going to explode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1wcilQ58hI

>>54667039
today feels different lads, is today the day? prepare you collective anuses

>it's another episode of cash gang pretending to win

T-5 mins.

>>54667404
If no red number on my account, it didn't happen.

>>54667404
Cash gang are cucks because they could have at least bought t bills if they were being scared.

>>54667365
Thanks for playing!

T-2 for the MOON MISSION

>>54667412
tbills have been dumping just as hard as the wider stock market and you don't have to hold cash for 10 years to 'recover'. Stop being retarded.

SPY calls at open?

>>54667282
You have yourself to blame for sucking putler's brap gas

boom

>>54667427
waiting on Elon's Dildo signal

10...9....8....

>>54667416
it was 30 cent.

>>54667427
Yup. Spy calls 0dte at open.

>>54667426
t bills dont dump retard they arent tradeable. And the rates keep climbing. 5.28% now for some of them.

WTFWT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1DGfKg7Gbg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1DGfKg7Gbg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1DGfKg7Gbg

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Launch aborted.

what the fuck was that...

>>54667450
Yikes
Stay in cash for a while, Timmy, you're not ready for more excitement.

>>54667445
>30 cents

>>54667473
Im not cash. I said cash gang is cucks because t bills are better than cash even. So no reason to be in cash at all. Learn to read english you retard.

>>54667450
>treasury bills aren't tradable
l o l

I have a good feeling about today

>>54667483
Yes, Timmy, stay in cash.

>AXP

WTFWT

>>54667493
>Timmy
Cope basketball american. You will never be considered part of civilization.

>>54667485
>>54667426

he's right. T-notes, and T-bonds are. Not T-bills that are just 1 year duration and less

>>54667039
But what if I want AI to purge roughly 90% of “humans”?
Give me the genocidal yandere AI gf.

LIFTOFF BITCHES!!!! 0DTE TSLA CALLS MOONING!!!!!

the dildo is away
i repeat the dildo is away

>>54667506

>>54667516
is it supposed to be flipping around like that?

>>54667525
kek go try to sell them on the open market and see the liquidity. nobody is buying a 4week t-bill with no coupon

>>54667503
Well done on demonstrating your "above average" melanin status, Timmy, but this is not an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action board where minorities are encouraged to post. Stick to cash and head over to >>>/r/eddit/ since those are clearly more your speed.

told you bros

>>54667532
IT WON'T STOP FLIPPING

Was the rocket supposed to spin around then explode like that?

>>54667534
Wow, 3 backpedal stages in ONE (1) post.

>>54667540
>board where minorities are encouraged to post
Timmy isnt a minority name retard. You got btfo and are coping now. You cant read english because its not in jive. Go back to buying 0tde options so you can get some dopamine for your drug brain.

>>54667552
I'm efficient

>Selloff at open
>Close flat
So this is the power of 0dte...

how look now that the theater is over, they have the real engineer

>>54667427
ALL IN SPY CALLS
WE ARE RETURNING TO NORMAL

>>54667550
lmao, it exploded
>here's why thats a good thing

dildo has exploded
successful dildo explosion

>>54667550

Your face when the starship explodes

Wait, did it really explode? I'm bouncing back and forth trying to fix something for work.

>>54667592

>>54667596
Yeah. The reusable part didnt detach and it went to do the flip and had the wrong weight for it.

>>54667596
it was a controlled demolition due to failure of separation

>>54667554
One day you'll stop being a 12 year old nigglet, Until then, you need to stay off the site since you must be 18 or older to browse this site, Timmy.

Elon's gonna have to sell some more shares to build another rocket. Buy puts on TWTR and TSLA.

>>54667612
bruh TWTR is private now and is just called "X-Corp"

>>54667611
Never met a black guy named timmy. Maybe if you werent so retarded you realize you mixed up your memes ESL.

>>54667592
>if only you knew how bad things really are

>>54667612
>those hands

>>54667611
are you calling in white? i'm so confused by this internet slap fight
usually we call each other brown around these parts, nigger

>>54667599
This starship lunch should be a metaphor for today's trading

>>54667624
Huh, how the fuck did I miss that

>>54667634
>>54667627
>the absolute state of nigger tourists

>>54667592

>I shilled LABD premarket
>they called me a nigger

Well I'm finna close this for 5% realized and go to the gym. Stay mad nerds

Btw in case anyone missed the starship launch here's a reenactment

Buy Rycey!! They will fly you to the moon with nuclear space engines and synthetic CO2 neutral fuels for planes. They build stuff for submarines, yachts, tanks and small modular reactors!!

>>54667642
you missed a lot of things apparently after Musk bought twitter. He fired the Pajeet CEO and the Chief JANNY Officer Pajeeta and then started laying off everyone and replacing them with Space-X ppl kek.

>>54667657
Yall are missing out if you've never gone to a tractor pull.

>>54667647
where do you hang out on the internet because it's obviously not here
what's the pajeet equivalent for reddit or maybe worldstar? are you from there?

>>54667637
it seems so, it seems so

>>54667642
I dunno you're fucking retarded.

>>54667686
>>>/r/eddit/
Never come back dumb nigger tourist

>>54667696
Loud smacks echo through the airy corridors of the large summer home in the Hamptons interspersed with squeals and moans. Jerome is holding an old school VHS recorder in one hand and covering his mouth with the other to hopefully keep from throwing up again. He tries to maintain his composure and steady the camcorder but the market fellating him, covered in his first upheaval, is not making it easy. The market gags and slurps his massive inflationary schlong, it gets larger with every print. The head going well into the market's esophagus with each stroke. Concentrating on his task at hand he pans between the three "participants", Janet Yellen, completely nude, skin hanging like rotted slabs of meat, is in the center on all fours, yelping like a bitch in heat while the biggest doberman pinscher Jerome has ever seen rails her dusty snatch mercilessly. Periodically Elizabeth Warren, dressed as a full blood Cherokee squaw, will pelt Janet with a whip when her moans die down. One particularly hard lash causes a curse of "Black unemployment!" to escape Janet's thin and obvious Jewish lips. Soon the doberman begins to near completion and thrusts his bulbous pecker to the base and knots Yellen causing a convulsion that looks to have killed the bitch, that or she passed out. Warren is cackling and prancing around then takes a giant piss on them both. Jerome has now seen it all, the other Fed Presidents won't fucking believe this shit, not even after that last hooker gang bang with them and the market. He puts his camcorder down and shoves the market's head forward hard to nut deep in her stomach. "Does this inflation FEEL transitory, you fucking slut?" he smirks and unloads as she starts to asphyxiate from lack of air.

>>54667660
I kept up with the firings and Twitter outrage, that was some funny shit.
>>54667688
Shut up faggot

>>54667447
I hope you did the same bro, lol too easy

Piece of shit market go down ffs

>>54667714
>calls me faggot
>drives around in that
talk about the fucking pot and the kettle.

>>54667696
Jerome is going to slowly inch the interest rate cock into place. First he will prep the market by talking about it or having the other Fed heads mention it in interviews. His growing erection straining to be released from his pleated pants. The market will whimper a little and start to produce lubrication, maybe say to stop and try to push him away. At that point it's too late to resist, there's no running away from Jerome's bedroom. With lust in his eyes, nothing will deter Jerome from his task. He has come to put our financial woes to rest. To do that he'll have to take the market to a place it's never been before, a place of pain but also pleasure. He will open the market up with a small interest rate hike, just a teaser to the full event. Rub it around the outside and push gently at the entrance. There will be a yelp of pain and maybe a moan or kick. Soon the whole tip, a 0.5% hike thrust into the market prodding and stretching the first few inches. Probing deeper until there's a slight resistance of the market's hymen giving way. This is where the majority of the pain occurs, a little blood but Jerome can't stop now, he must finish this task. Pushing farther in each time, he finally feels himself bottom out the market with an eye rolling groan. Quickly, thrust after thrust will go fully in and out with load smacks as pelvis collides with pelvis, no whimpers or pleading will stop him. It will seem to the market like this period lasts forever, both parties will start to perspire and become desperate, panting and gasping for breath. Relief can only happen if the act is fully completed. Finally Jerome will explode deep into those depths with a loud final bestial grunt. The market will scream as stars dance across it's vision in simultaneous agony and ecstasy then promptly pass out, drooling and still twitching from aftershocks. Jerome will delve the market's nethers so thoroughly that it will feel empty after the final interest rate hike.

>>54667718
You sold right? Shits finna tank hard I feel it in my nuts

Uh, 0dtecallbros...

>>54667696
The market is waiting and whimpering in anticipation for Jerome to defile it's deepest sectors with his schlong, veins pulsing with trillions of dollars of inflation. Very soon™ it will be time but first Jerome has to get the market ready for penetration, a little foreplay first. He'll spit on his interest rate dick and rub against the market's labia and clit meanwhile the other Fed presidents will whisper in the markets ear about how inflation is transitory and tapering will start. The market moans and commodity prices tumble while defensive sectors like utilities will cause the markets nipples to harden. Jerome smacks his lips and can't restrain himself from them, sucking and biting at them until the market is so aroused it can't help but grind against the interest rate bitch breaker smearing it with pussy juice. Jerome must do the needful otherwise inflation will overtake them both and then no one gets to cum especially not Bobo. He pushes the tip in gently and the market gasps in pleasure, tapering has begun. Bonds take a dip and smart investors buy it immediately claiming they slurped on an anonymous monkey hair braiding forum. Stocks rise trying to squeeze the last bit of gains before what comes next. Jerome's heart is pounding now, each heartbeat causing the veins to bulge as CPI skyrockets, milk and gas are both over $100 a gallon. There's no more time for waiting, Jerome thrusts deeper and gasps as the inner ridges of the market are stretched wide yielding to him. Interest rates are hiked, there's no going back, the market begins to cry from pain and corrects 20% suddenly. Unbeknownst to either, the door is open just a crack and a lustful Janet Yellen peeks through with a horrified expression, hands flicking her dusty bean furiously.

I have 550k in cash and 370k in corn and gold miners. Should I buy more gold miners?

How much should you tip your waitress?

>>54667758
a verbal tip, if you know what i mean

>>54667696
Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. Mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old Jew woman voice, "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down and laughs to himself.

>>54667758
>men compete and die for this

>>54667725
Naw man, I'm sticking with my plan, buying 40k/yr through 2027, then backing off. My goal is to invest 400k 2018-2027. I'll be 47, I'm going to back off and enjoy life...4.7 more years...

>>54667696
The meeting of the Fed presidents is underway and Jerome shifts uncomfortably trying not to let any emotion show as Lael is droning on about Modern Monetary Theory and how they need to print more. It's made exponentially more difficult since he's naked from the waist down and the market is quietly deep throating him, the occasional "hukk hukk" sound faintly audible on the video conference. The other Fed Presidents slowly realize what is going on and as it dawns on them they express surprise then approval at Jerome's clear dominance over this troublesome market. Jerome casually interrupts Lael when she eventually mentions black unemployment, "Look Lael, we all appreciate your input on this but the minorities are at the highest employment ever. It's clear we need to continue with rate-". He grabs the markets head and slams her down to the balls. *cough* "Excuse me, rate hikes. That is what we promised the American people and we are damn well going to deliver, the market will be stronger". Jerome starts ejaculating down the market's throat as she instinctively swallows each load. "after we are done. That is the only path toward recovery and another bull market. We've made sacrifices for the covid hysteria and now it's time to unwind them." The majority of the other Fed presidents nod showing their approval not only for his strong monetary policy but also for maintaining his cool during business discussions while being not so secretly serviced. The video call winks out and Jerome finished, pulls his massive member out of the market. He gives her a hard slap, a bright red hand print appearing on her cheek within seconds and tells her to go put the largest plug she can find in her ass. Training the market has been tedious but well worth the effort.

Based NRGD

I rolled all my profits from the TSLA puts into SPY calls.
>>54667758
Fuck the tip, I'd give her all of my big five inches.

>>54667758
$0. in not their boss or husband. I have zero obligation to support you.

>>54667747
sell some corn miners

NAIL is booming while tqqq is wrecked.. what an odd market.

>>54667758
I'd give her a different kind of tip

Yea open market is way leas volatile than premarket LEGIT

>>54667747
corn futures? why didn't you play sugar? YTD on sugar was great

Gold/silver tapped out. I'm done with GDXU and went to GDXD for the past several trading days. They're just gonna crab at best or give you a better dip later on.

I'm going to jump into BrapGas next week.

>>54667807
>LEN earnings good
>TSLA earnings bad

yes very odd...

>>54667696
Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate cuts. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God. WHOA BLACK BETTY.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

>>54667830
Don’t do it. Buy anything else, just imagine what another “warmer than expected lmao” winter will do to fart gas and stay as far away as you can.
t. BOILed bagholder

>>54667675
TRUTH
I went back in the 80s when Bigfoot was a rock star.

SOXS baggies squeezed by powerhouse TSM

>>54667758

>>54667853
I was swinging KOLD on every pump desu. Weather doesn't matter now that we're in shoulder season. Learn to play commodities and seasonal properly next time desu

Use this website to help you out: https://www.celsiusenergy.net/p/natural-gas-supply-demand.html

WHY DID I NOT BUY NAIL?!!? MY GOODNES!

>>54667696
>MSM: is this your shortest fight ever, at any time, amateur or professional ever?
>JPow: I don't know, man. Yeah, Yeah. Kashkari, Kashkari-I'm coming for you.
>MSM: Is it frustrating to train like you did and then--
>JPow: Nah, I didn't train for this fight.
>MSM: And have this end in 78 seconds?
>JPow: I trained probably, 2 weeks or 3 weeks for this fight. I had to bury my best friend. And I dedicate this fight, I wasn't going to fight, I dedicate this fight to him. I was gonna rip his heart out cause I'm the best ever.
>JPow(louder): I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless Fed Chairman there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Kashkari is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Volcker, I'm Keynes. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Jesus Christ be praised.
>JPow storms out of the ring

>>54667878
Who knew generationally high mortgage rates would encourage homebuilding demand?

>GFAI
I swear this shit refuses to go below 20 again

>>54667574
Do you have the video? Funny as hell when he punches her in the back to correct her boob-asymmetry

>>54667878
>>54667890
Oh my bad, it's actually reduced home sales that're driving up the cost of new home builders.

>>54667358

>>54667878
you could have bought at 125 and still be down like >50% too

>>54667898
>mfw I bought BBAI, GFAI, SOUN yesterday on the dumpage ahead of TSLA earnings

Elon said a lot of AI hype sh!t so it gets the ppl juiced a bit more longer

>>54667869
Imagine doing this with a QR code that installs a backdoor trojan on the waitresses phone.

>>54667890
Midwit here:

What sarcasm is this, I'm cornfused.

What the fuck is going on with SOXL?

Are rocket explosions bullish for TSLA?

>>54667919
oh snap i havent followed it much- guess it had its amazing run a while back.

The slurpers keep winning

>>54667935
supply and demand

>got stopped out of BBAI at $3 yesterday
>immediately pumps afterwards and continues to pump into the next day
I'm never using stop losses ever again

>>54667939
TSMC provided lower guidance and since they produce a ton of chips for the market, semiconductors are pumping.

>>54667939
We're squeezing the hedgies, get in.

>>54667947
Unironically priced in. That rocket was planned for destruction whether every step being tested worked flawlessly or not.

>>54667630
i normally hate that meme but that would be a good one. not even because we've got the data and a relaunch next month but because our 'new space program' is a privately funded woke-a-thon for the science! normies. anyone will tell you it's never bad to have people on board with science and it's true, but >>54667039 AI IS INEVITABLE

Plus, those broadcasters were telling you what to buy. Whatever those plates are made of is probably the ticket.

>>54667039
Sorry I’m late. Got stuck on /pol/. What did I miss?

>>54667918
>>54667972
Jewish tricks

>>54667972
i am + 300 dollars on my ES lot

>>54667969
>We're squeezing the hedgies, get in
I'm worried I missed the train. wouldnt be the first time

>>54667972
A rocket exploded... What's going on over on pol today?

>>54667972
The SpaceX rocket exploded, TSLA got fucked by the jews last night, and it's Adolf Hitler's birthday.

You were warned

>>54667972
Everyone shidding and pissing and farding their pants in terror over a 0.4% drop in the markets.

BUY BUY BUY BUUUUYYYYYY
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>54667971
>Whatever those plates are made of is probably the ticket.
SpaceX does like 95% of its value add in-house, from welding their steel to baking their own thermal tiles. Your best opening might be for liquid methane/liquid oxygen producers and equipment makers, LIN or something.

>>54667907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCGYhDZPPi4
his whole channel is pretty funny to me for some reason

>>54667969
> We're squeezing the hedgies, get in.
Oh was this some reddit shit? Figures

>>54667725
Yeah I sold the moment I was up at that point, I'm not a WSB retard. I have like a certain goal for the day which if I hit I'll sell out even if I miss on the rest.

>>54667972
Market will probably close flat again because it’s fake and gay. Any market insights from pol?

>TSM retracing
Fuck it, let Xi have their garbage island.

Where can I buy some of the Starship wreckage? I want to own a piece of the rocket that blew up today.

LOCO anyone? Nice chart, makes money, doable debt what more should anon want.

>>54667830
Nah, bitcoin.

You really are shorting gold? You think it won't breakout soon?

>>54667862
>Nigger doesn't know about forward guidance

>>54668014
NVDA has actually been topping their leaderboard for forever. It's only today they've piled on to shorting the bottom of TSLA.

>>54668026
call your tribal leaders, im sure you know who

>>54667196
EVs are not a sustainable business right now. Everyone of them is sold at a loss.

>>54667993
All about the boomer shooting the black kid. No mention of a rocket explosion

Why has the market closed flat every day this month?

It gaps down in the morning, then struggles to get flat

Have we hit a local top? What is the next narrative going to be for the markets? I'm seeing MSM mention "mid year recessions" so I think major players want. The market to sink a bit what do you think?

>>54668026
Technically it's all still SpaceX property. Plus the whole "ITAR-restricted ballistic missile information" issue.

I’m starting to think more and more the moon landing was fake. Either way we’re doomed.

>>54668043
If forward guidance matters, then why is the stock green? Checkmate, bobos.

>>54668045
As much as I would have told you to go back that's actually helpful. I wanna avoid all the shit on that chart

>>54668050

>>54668035
Gold takes its time. I watch silver as my trigger signal. If silver outperforms gold consistently I know it's ready for the big leagues. For now we're in the seasonally weak period for gold. Come back in the fall and trade something else.

>corn
oh yeah forgot that was what zoomers called bitcoin.

Well I'm out of MARA, RIOT, CLSK since the peak this week. Waiting for BTC to retest ~26K then I'll decide if it's worth the risk to try for another leg up to 33-34K

>>54668055
We have been on the brink of crash for the past year according to everyone and their mother.

We continue pumping.

>>54668074
I warned you yesterday bro, don't post my wife here ever again. You coomers won't take her away from me

>>54668089
>line goes up forever for no reason

>>54668074
gottem

>>54668055
>everyday for a month
Zoom out. You mean for 2 years?

>>54668010
>'phenolic impregnating carbon ablator' (PICA)
>ceramic coating used in 'thermal protection systems'(TPC)
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenol_formaldehyde_resin
aaaand "Sumitomo Bakelite Co." If there's a ticker that's the start, while you're right they do all their own shit they still need to get the supply from somewhere.

TSLA

Congrats to the guy who said he was gonna short BMW today

>>54668100
lol
lmao even

FUCK TSM FUCK NVDA FUCK AI!!!!!!!!!

FUCK BIG TECH!!!

THIS IS OUR TIME FOR HUMANS TO FIGHT BACK!

>>54668117
long >170

NVDA puts are so goddamn expensive... shit....

>>54668107
>If there's a ticker that's the start,
There is, Nikkei ticker 4203. But I'd bet you run into the problem where Starship tile revenue will probably be a miniscule fraction; they're a 1-2 billion dollar company.

>>54668101
Look at the actual line anon.

lum posting is a bad sign for soxl.

>>54668151
Do you mind a 1.57% ER ETF? If not then https://www.axsinvestments.com/nvda-bear-etf/

>>54668016
>insights from pol
Short trannys, boomers, zoomers, whites, and blacks. Long femboys, guns, and jewish milkers so just like /smg/. As for me it looks as if I’m going to be rolling my soxl puts forward for another week. Easy $110

>>54668117
slurpin the fuck out of this- im slurping all the way to -9.50 on the day

>U.S NATURAL GAS STORAGE ACTUAL: 75B VS 25B PREVIOUS; EST 70B
KOLD klan lynches more BOIL baggies

>>54667996
I should bake a cake

>>54668125
Can you stop posting this Jew and post more food truck hoe?

>>54668156
risk/reward is dogshit what's more likely to happen? another +10% up or down after those 4 months? everybody who buys at current levels will get slaughtered later on

WHAT DO I BUY TODAY AAAAAAA

>>54668195
yes, but make it kind to Elon, he is having a rough day and is a decent guy.

>>54668209
BA

>>54668209
miners

>>54668209
UPRO, KOLD, GMDA

we're gonna end green aren't we

>>54668206
Same argument can be made for bears

>>54668227
>>54665901

>>54668163
>https://www.axsinvestments.com/nvda-bear-etf/
I want to ride that LOW VOL.

>>54668227
Red or green, it's gonna be a crab today

>>54668211
He seems to have said that making it off the platform was the only goal but that might be cope or flex. Either way he won’t be eating ramen and beans anytime soon.

>>54668226
hmm gmda huh.

>>54668194
You guys dont seriously only trade one over the other, right? Theyre inversely correlated, so when one is down the other is up, inevitably. Youre supposed to swing them both based on the price of NG, not hold one over the other based on some weird preference or tribal culture

>>54668256
>Either way he won’t be eating ramen and beans anytime soon.
Good out of all of his type he is the one that deserves it most.

+500 dollars today, another day another win. ES is still the best to trade.

>>54667996
>Hitler day and SpaceX fugged
Okay, top signal is in

>>54668256
>that might be cope or flex
The whole setup is doing a lot of different things that you can't really simulate in advance - you gotta test 'em irl. Leaving the platform before it explodes means that they avoid months worth of delay from rebuilding the launch tower and all the ground service equipment there.

>>54668271
Look at this clown tourist it has no idea how this all works.

Would it be safe to park my money in SPX or will the market fall off a cliff once it realizes a recession is unavoidable

Or is a recession priced in?

>>54668271
I'm actually in neither, I just think the racial angle and meme acronym of KOLD kall klan is hilarious.

I baked a thread just for (you)
>>54665676

>>54665676

>>54665676

>>54668325
kys scum

>>54667039
What's even worth buying in this market? I feel like no matter what I buy, it bleeds out.

>>54668271
If you're swinging commodity prices, then you should be doing futures of CFDs, rather than choppy etfs
(Nothing to do with leverage per se, anything that tracks comms/forex or uses leverage and not just a pure basket of stocks has very high IMF and other bullshit that keeps you from winning)

>>54668305
just sit on the sidelines forever faggot

>lost my gains from yesterday trying to time a scalp
I really need to stop gambling and learn how to trade

>>54668305
>Would it be safe to park my money in SPX or will the market fall off a cliff once it realizes a recession is unavoidable
Nobody knows which is the whole reason for this intraday volatility but long timeframe crab

How does this dogshit general keep getting worse.

Shitty day will end up 4150.
I HATE THE CRAB
I HATE THE CRAB
I HATE THE CRAB

Whats a good WTI ticker to slurp?

>>54668348
no you dont. the more you learn the worse you get. what you need is better intuition. you need to keep making trades with large amounts of money so the learning happens faster.

I dont get it. Is this bullish for NAIL?

>>54668325

>>54668369
UCO and SCO are the leveraged plays directly on the underlying. However you should be careful in picking the right one.

>>54668369
>futures

Slow stairs back to yesterdays close again it looks like

>>54668381
What the fuck did I just read? explain that...

>>54668331
I’m buying as much FRC as I can afford to lose. Don’t ask for any DD. I didn’t do any.

>>54668401
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2023/apr/18/joe-biden-hike-payments-good-credit-homebuyers-sub/

>>54668381
communism lel

>>54668369
None, until it hits $70 again

>>54668401
If I understood it I wouldnt be asking /smg/. So can you do some explaining, please.

>>54668401
White people need to pay their fair share so minorities can borrow money to purchase homes they can't afford.

>>54668412
This will never backfire...

Why is tesla dumping

>>54668015
good rule
never break it

>>54668409
We're in this together buddy.

>>54668438
They fucking do this shit on Hitler's Birthday no less. GODDAMN FUCKING JEWS!!

>>54668401
it's stating it's his rule, not like a king. redistribution means the loans are all already there. those with good credit will benefit most. it's what i'd like to personally call a nothingburger

>>54668456
Earnings were bad
Ship exploded

>>54668451
>ID [...]VEY[...]
what a surprise

>>54668456
bad numbers, rocket blew up, still way overpriced, pick one or more basically.

>>54668438
if you have a good credit score, i.e. you are a responsible person that pays your bills, you will be getting charged more when buying a house. that extra charge is to cover the cost of irresponsible poor people that dont end up paying their mortgages. so instead of the bank being punished for giving out mortgagees to financially risky people they are going to make the successful middle class people pay for it. its communism.

>>54668412
That is literal communism tear fucking insanity, I have never read something more insane...

>Homebuyers with good credit scores will soon encounter a costly surprise: a new federal rule forcing them to pay higher mortgage rates and fees to subsidize people with riskier credit ratings who are also in the market to buy houses.

>The fee changes will go into effect May 1 as part of the Federal Housing Finance Agency’s push for affordable housing, and they will affect mortgages originating at private banks across the country. The federally backed home mortgage companies Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac will enact the loan-level price adjustments, or LLPAs.

>Mortgage industry specialists say homebuyers with credit scores of 680 or higher will pay, for example, about $40 per month more on a home loan of $400,000. Homebuyers who make down payments of 15% to 20% will get socked with the largest fees.

>The new fees will apply only to Americans buying houses or refinancing after May 1.

>Lenders and real estate agents say the changes will frustrate homebuyers with high credit scores and homeowners seeking to refinance because the rule punishes them for their relatively strong financial positions.

>“The changes do not make sense. Penalizing borrowers with larger down payments and credit scores will not go over well,” Ian Wright, a senior loan officer at Bay Equity Home Loans in the San Francisco Bay Area, told The Washington Times in an email message. “It overcomplicates things for consumers during a process that can already feel overwhelming with the amount of paperwork, jargon, etc. Confusing the borrower is never a good thing.”

>He said the rule will “cause customer-service issues for lenders and individual loan officers when a consumer won’t understand why their interest rate and fees suddenly changed.”

>>54668456
They looked down and saw they ran off the cliff long ago.

>>54667825
eat her female part?

Worst 4/20 ever. Don’t forget to buy some cannabis stocks!

>>54668478
>overcomplicates
>customer-service issues
so its nothing

>>54668412
>Subsidize your competition in the housing market as a reward for not being a dipshit with credit

>>54668226
>suggesting buying KOLD after the EIA report has already kicked BOIL in the nuts

SUGARCOMPUTER

FUCKING SKY KINGS TECHNOLOGIES BROKE TEN DOLLARS BEFORE I COULD BUY 10,000 SHARES! I'M FUCKING PISSED!

>>54668492
Having to pay more than usual as a responsible person in order to subsidize subprime mortgages for blacks is the real key here. The people quoted in the article just can't say that part.

Just heard about one of the bigger M&A moves that is brewing behind the scenes. If that ends up being true, the only thing that comes close to mind in the buzz it's going to generate is the AOL and Time Warner merge back in the day. And it may very well end up being as much of a clusterfuck as well.

>>54668478
so literally only federal loans or helocs? otherwise what authority could they possibly have over mortgage rates, makes no sense

>>54668518
>SUGAR RALLIES AS CONSUMERS BUY CHOCOLATE IN ADVANCE OF MOTHER'S DAY
>COTTON PLUNGES ON NEWS OF SLAVERY REINSTATEMENT

should i stay in RIO or move to something else
sold some at 80 but still have 100 or so shares

Pull back now a little then go higher to yesterdays close then crab till market close

>>54668053
>All about the boomer shooting the black kid.
Literal non story. That demented old fool is going to jail since he shot through the door. There is no self-defense/castle doctrine argument here, unless the kid was trying to bash down the door but thats just speculation for the sake of playing devils advocate.

>>54668536
>sugar
>chocolate
I hate milkchocolate.

I only eat 85-90% cocoa chocolate.

So what's the play boys

>>54668554
>unless the kid was trying to bash down the door
Yeah, totally out of the realm of possibility.

>>54668560
sold some naked spy calls to pay for skirt steak. it's going to be fajita friday

it's a crab market desu

>>54668554
I feel bad for the old guy. Startled out of bed in the middle of the night, confused and half-awake, black kid pulling on the storm door trying to get in like a moron. What the fuck was he supposed to think? Not saying he was right to just start blasting, but I understand why he did.

>>54668566
You don't know that, and neither do I, and assuming that's even the case there's almost no chance any jury finds it legal to blast someone through a closed door. He's going to have to successfully argue that the kid tried to force his way into the house and that shooting through the door was his only option.

>BOIL

>>54668630
Then why did you even speculate? Fuckin peanut gallery, I swear.
>Huurr it's just hypothetics

reminder that the only thing in common of all the successful traders is that they reduce their greed by taking partial profits all the time

methods for entry and exit are personal and dont really matter

>>54668593
Do we know for sure the kid was trying to get inside and didn't just knock at the door?

Oh hey, BZFD's going to 0: https://mobile.twitter.com/BenMullin/status/1649067421766938624

>>54668593
He was right to shoot the nigger. You've seen what niggers are capable of, what was he supposed to do, let the nigger rape his wife while he watches like a cuck, then let the nigger help himself to his TV on the way out?

>>54668526
i know anon i know

>>54668650
They can afford to not take such substantial risks. Even trading with just 100k, taking 0.5% profit per day will still net you 6 figures a year.

>>54668693
>>54668693
>>54668693
New bread

>>54668532
lrn2read
> will affect mortgages originating at private banks across the country

>>54668649
What I read was the kid rang the doorbell/knocked, then when no one came to the door he started yanking on the storm door because he assumed the door would be open anyhow. I can definitely see either of my elderly parents responding exactly the same way. You start yanking on their front door in the middle of the night, unannounced, you're probably gonna get shot in the face.