/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54661573
Bobo are you ok? Stupid faggots can't stop losing.

The early baker owes me sex

this is it this is it buy mp or im gonna lose it all!! wait maybe i already lost it all
>captcha AHH0PP

Despite what everyone says I don't actually think people care about discounting much.

Earnings keep smashing priors and S&P is pretty much going to climb. It's mostly that simple.

Bobos, it's been a long bear market. It's been a tough bear market. You've shorted bravely, proudly for your market. You're a special group. You've found in one another a bond that exists only in combat, among brothers. You've shared trades, held each other in dire moments. You've seen death and suffered together. I'm proud to have served with each and every one of you. You all deserve long and happy lives in riches.

I was thinking about buying more gold miners but instead got spooked and sold my bitcoins. Feels good right now.

Alright seriously, what in the fuck is going on with BBBY? They had nearly a billion in volume just today alone and only have 430 million or so shares in existence, they run up huge percentage wise intraday and then close slightly up and take a huge dump in after hours. I go to their general thread and half of it is pure bullcope about how it's gonna go to double if not triple digits per share and the other half is just blatant fudposting paid for with peas and BTC dust. Do I throw a few grand in it and pray or stay out? The whole thing seems charged with schizoid energy on both sides and every article I can find on it is supremely bearish meanwhile their subreddit is laughing and memeing about everything and thinks there's some kind of merger or acquisition in the works. I'm obviously buying 420c's for SPY for this friday but I'm strongly considering putting the money I would've put into 415p's for the same date into shares of that meme of a company just in case the retards are right again. What do?

>TSLA
Cathy tongues my prepuce

>TSLA
I should've listened to baggot

>>54661703
TSLA will be back soon

>>54661675
Schizoid does not mean schizo

>TSLA
NTMA

>>54661675
>Do I throw a few grand in it and pray or stay out
Fucking stay out nigga, look at the weekly chart. Same as GME. Risk/reward just ain't there. Just the fact alone they have generals which sprung up only after the major price action passed should stop you in your tracks.

>>54661594
>losing
My TSLA puts are going to print. Then ima take the money and take food truck hoe out for some food truck goy slop and maybe get a blowie out of the deal.

>THE US WILL ENTER A RECESSION IN 2023, SAYS 37 OF 47 ANALYSTS; THE MAJORITY BELIEVE IT WOULD BE BRIEF AND SHALLOW - ACCORDING TO A POLL.
BULLISH

>>54661782
I don't believe for a moment they will crash the market into election season.

>>54661573
You anons are buying the regional bank dip right??

>>54661782
Analysts are such dumbfucks, we literally had a recession in 2022. There won't be another recession so soon.

>>54661742
shes not into your kind

>>54661782
Inflation is transitory

OIL barons are going to fill that gap, aren't they?

>>54661675
I have a 1000 shares, I figure if the schizos are right I'll get at least a few grand out of it. If not I lose a few hundred dollars. Low probability bet but if you didn't over risk it's better than buying options.

>>54661826
>"there was no recession in 2022, Biden said so!"
>"actually I changed my mind sinceIm a perma bull so I want to retrodate the recession to when I said there was none"
Just how many copium pills are you taking. If you were bullish since the beginning of 2022 and invested steadily you are down right now by a large amount, assuming the typical 3x etf your kind likes. How about some honesty for once? So much for the days when a few anons came here and shilled good tickers for massive short term/mid term (holding period of just a few days to a few months) gains

>>54661846
If we do, I will fully accept the princess title. There is just no getting around it. We are getting draws again. Saudis are cutting (so they say). Unemployment is low. Banks are fine. Nothing that is being priced in is happening. I am going to shid and fart all over the place if we complete this gap fill.

>>54661847

I tried posting twice and kept failing for some reason. I’m not retyping it again.

I apparently managed to spam another forum that I’ve been using for several years so hard that they actually disabled my ability to post from my account

I wasn’t even posting more than maybe 20 times per day

>>54661826
Why does this remind me of this lmao
>We will never have another reces-

Any Shebulls in here?

>>54661901
nice, new rope frog secured.

>>54661807
People not being able to afford shit usually crashes the market

>>54661837
How many years does this transitoriness last?

>>54661930
That will only matter if they pull credit. I will bet against that happening.

Why are "they" allowed to rug my positions after hours

>>54661872
>Just how many copium pills are you taking
We're never going to see 3800 again and you think I'm the one coping? 2022 was the recession, 3500 was a low bottom, especially adjusted for inflation. Just how greedy are you bobos that 3500 with extreme inflation wasn't a low enough bottom? You'll never see a -50% bottom like 2009 ever again.

JD DOT COM

>>54661964
>China
>ever
lmao

>>54661945
I think they will pull some credit, but I believe it will most likely be at targeted sections of the economy.

>>54661916
have some long dated spreads. this is inevitably going down long term.

>>54661971
To be fair, I see it happening to real estate and business loans. Just not all the pro-jogger shit.

>>54661959
The tightening cycle normally takes a year for the market to truly feel it. If we are still above 4000 after September of this year I will be very surprised.

>>54661970
>he didnt double his money on baidu or tencent
hehehehee how them soxl bags, baggot

>>54661985
Agreed. Commericial real estate is definately fucked in the short term. Anyone that believes different is lying or stupid. The problem though is CRE was a highly rated bond, so that "correcting" is going to cause some pain

>>54661826
Yes, we had one, but what about second recession?

>>54661989
dumbass nigga we been tightening since january 2022.

How much does a fat repugnant gf cost?

When SPY dump? I have so much unallocated cash from my mom

>>54662017
About 3-4k calories per day.

>>54661984
Call spreads? Got some really wide bid - ask spreads in there. Were you able to trade tighter bid - ask vs what its asking / bidding?

>>54662005
Nice projection.

>>54662013
Oh yeah, I guess I forgot large corporations and governments refinance their mortgages on their offices and thier loans daily.

>>54662037
without firing up my laptop I believe 90/70 put spread or something close to that. just set your order and be patient you can get a tighter fill.

I love cunn—
Stocks
I love stocks

>>54662045
YY did you buy that?

I'm feeling extra bearish.. tomorrow. and next week. EXTRA FRESHLY BAKED bobo pie.

>>54662116
Your credibility is dropping fast kpopnigga

I have concerns.

>>54662133
he has no credibility he randomly switches between tons of sectors and leveraged etfs. pure degenerate gambler

that being said he's a good poster

My family will be home soon to kick me out. I will be homeless.

If dubs I begin to gamble my total account(4.7k) on wild options calls.

>>54662137
Jezazz that's bad

I feel underappreciated in life

>>54662149
Re-roll

I Longed Blackstone Into Earnings

>>54662149
If you don't live in the city, having 4.7k isn't a bad start. Hopefully you aren't like 30 years old though.

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpRP91qaaS0

Once upon a time, not so long ago
Bobo used to work on the docks, Bull's been on strike
Bobo's down on his luck, it's tough, so tough
He works the diner all day, working for her gambling habits

Mumu says, "That's all you got?" You poor bastard.
It doesn't make a difference if you make it or not

Whoa, bobo's half way there
Whoa oh, livin' on a fallin prayer
Take my shorts, we'll sell it, I swear
Whoa oh, livin' on a CRASHING PRAYER!!

WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Livin on a crash!!!!!!!!!!!
Take my markets and make it crash I swear!!!!

WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HALF WAY DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
Livin on a streets of crash!!!

WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54662108
JPM caused a flash crash when they capitulated and put sell ratings on the whole "China" sector a year ago.
I'm ok with holding YY since they moved HQ to Singapore. At least you're buying something real.

>>54662133
>>54662141

Look at this crabbing market... it's very hard to decipher in this crabbing mess. But I have made my character selection and it's the BEAR.

>>54662157
Indeed I am

>>54662137
Just borrow on the long term and use the money to start a payday loan company. Nows the best time to get some goyim on the hook to pay you income for life.

>>54662173
Especially bearish on TECH. next week.

If I go down. I go down with the ship. No jumping ship for the next few weeks.

>>54661631
ALIEN SEXOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54662184
This is why 109 (possibly 112+) countries kick you out.

VIX futures starting to rise

>>54662137
It's not so bad now that I look at it

>>54662174
Why are they kicking you out?

I'm thinking about re-shorting NVDA. AND going long SOXS.

LIVING ON A PRAYER! Take my hands! We'll Make it! I SWEAR!

>>54662222
>tail risk

>>54662230
rolling for insufferable neet alcoholic that punches holes in walls that his parents are uncomfortable having old people sex around

>>54662230
Let's just not worry about that part

>>54661847
>it's better than buying options.
COPE. Always buy the option. Always. And I will happily sell you them.

>>54662239
I am crying and pissing with laughter I an btfo

>>54662013
The last QE purchase was in March 2022. QT didn't start until June (even then it was at an embarrassingly slow pace). We were still under 1% until halfway through June.

>>54662272
>We haven't even been +1% for a fucking year
Also, where in the FUCK did the last year go?

>>54662272
>The $500 billion banking QE isn't QE because... IT JUST ISN'T OK?
Not falling for your pilpul, jew. I see the balance sheet line go up and everyone agrees that financial conditions have loosened. The Fed invalidated ALL rate hikes with the bank bailouts, we are effectively as loose as when we had 0% rates.

LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH SMG!

Who's going to STAND UP TO THIS AI????

I WILL! I'm going to stand up to AI and I am going to take this scam PUMP DOWN!!!


WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIVING ON A PRAYER!!!!! TAKE MY HANDS!!!!!!

WE'LL MAKE IT! I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54662154
They can paper over anything. You'll be fine.

>>54662297
That's not how it works but I'm glad I'm trading against you

>>54662318
>The balance sheet pumping by $500B isn't QE because.... IT JUST ISN'T OK THE BANKING JEWS SAID IT WAS DIFFERENT!
Ok retard, keep believing them. The market thinks it's QE as evidenced by the fact that financial conditions loosened extremely fast right after it happened. Institutions are literally treating it as QE.

>>54662333
>>54662318
it's not QE because they're going to sell or have already sold those back to banks

>>54662149
in many places they can't just kick you out if it's your legal residence, they need to appeal for an eviction through the courts and then get law enforcement to do it which is weeks or months

>>54662342
Institutional traders are treating it as QE, check charts of financial conditions they loosened to the range they were in with 0% rates. I trust institutional traders more than retail retards like you, literally even if isn't QE it doesn't matter because the market believes it is.

>>54662241
its okay to share it with us, you're not an avaterfag so the embarassment will only be minor unless rocker makes a video about you

>>54662292
The Fed is such a failure. "Hurr, inflation's printing a 9 handle what do we do? Maybe a quarter point hike every couple months??"

Ask the people who have experience, Jerome: the fucking Brazilians.

>>54662297
I'm not talking about the BTFP, moron.

>The Fed invalidated ALL rate hikes with the bank bailouts, we are effectively as loose as when we had 0% rates.
And this is just beyond retarded.

>>54662373
My parents got like a 15% mortgage in the 80s. I'm down for that.

>>54662359
they are treating it as a "financial collapse didnt happen"

>>54662359
>check charts of financial conditions they loosened to the range they were in with 0% rates.
I know that might be a comforting factoid to babble on about but you are completely wrong. Having such a weak grasp on facts undermines the tiny point you do have.

>>54662410
>>54662408
They are treating it as if QE restarted, it is completely irrelevant if it isn't technically QE. All that matters is the market believes it is and trades accordingly, you and every other bobo will always be a loser.

>>54662419
QE is bad for the market dude lol, that means inflation and more rate hikes. it's a good thing it isn't QE. jesus christ. i am bullish.

>>54662434
>>54662419
Oh didnt see you were a namefaggot, guess I got le trolled. Nice one

>>54662396
would fucking love this. dad talks about when he was my age got his first house for a years salary (high school education) and was making 15% in CD's

>>54662396
I don't know what kind of chaos some rapid hikes would've unleashed, but I do know it would prevent us from having to endure this slow bleed of refinancing a bunch of debt alongside more panicked hikes.

>>54662419
Well the balance sheet is mysteriously, inexplicably flipping back to QT for the past month.
>Wha? Bzuh? How'd that happen? We restarted QE!!1! ZeroHedge told me so!

How do you guys feel about investing in old stock certificates? It’s like buying stocks, except it’s just a certificate and doesn’t contract any ownership.

BMBL bhenchods Friday is the day

>>54662450
I can't believe they had to undo 6 months of progress.

DAMN
SO Y'ALL SAYIN
BAD NEWS
IS ACTUALLY
BAD NEWS?

>>54662234
Shares or by buying puts? If puts which strike and expiry?

>>54662459
I think it would be a pain in the ass to figure the current value of a certificate depending on what kind of shit has happened since it was issued. Like were there any splits? Were you issued a piece of another company in an acquisition? Stuff like that

>>54662449
I wish we would get this too. I am afraid we have fucked the financial system for too long to ever get this again. Boomers truly did piss away the wealth their parents fought for.

>>54661614
SnP will obviously go down because it goes down at this time every year for 100 years you retarded faggot imagine actually being long at the most bearish point of the year besides september.

>>54662494
Past performance doesn't predict the future you retarded faggot, it's been proven that selling and trying to time the market is always the wrong decision.

>>54662488
No no, you don’t have to figure anything out because they’re decommissioned and not worth anything except being historic

>>54662450
>>54662476
>undid 6 months of progress
>now about to re-do them
No refunds.

>>54662459
Sounds retarded, turn it into an NFT and sell it for 1200 dollars a piece.

>>54662507
oh, nevermind then. Collect whatever makes you happy and your wife annoyed.

>futes

>>54662502
>literal namefag retard

>>54662493
The only country without a fucked financial system is Russia currently. They have one of the lowest debts to GDP of a developed country in the world. If the Russian government went on a printing spree they easily have a runway to build up Siberia and expand control into central Asia. Russian government seems to be extremely passive about economic supremacy though.

>>54662527
Market timers are the biggest retards, nice projection though.

Everyone enjoy their regularly scheduled crab yesterday?

>>54662482
>He sings the songs that remind him of the bad news
>He songs the songs that remind of the worst news

>>54662476
>>54662511
I think people just got so caught up in "number go up!" they didn't realize that the bump was from loans, given at penalty rates. Once a regional bank has enough assets maturing to cover their deposit flight, they pay it back. And earnings so far suggest that deposit bleed has slowed, which means we'll see the facility get paid back ASAP.

>>54662502
please stop shitting up every single thread with your dumb trolling and shit takes i beg you. these threads are one of my few joys

>>54662485
We will probably GAP UP tomorrow or do something really stupid like rally.. I'm going to buy shares of SOXS and puts on NVDA. But will wait because we might rally tomorrow.

Yeah sounds stupid fighting against the trend..RISKY.

Got to risk it to get the biscuits.

It's a ugly job but someone's got to do it..

>>54662342
>print money
>loan fake printed money to banks

That is the definition of QE, rather than buying up treasuries they are giving it stright to banks.

>>54662591
They are selling the securities back.

>>54662577
Nobody is trolling, you're genuinely retarded if you believe you can time the market. The greatest investor of all time, Warren Buffett, says to never time the market.

I had 100 QQQ 320C 4/20 that I sold at a loss, which promptly x2ed 10 mins after I did, I fucking hate my life. AMA

>>54662620
>The greatest investor of all time
AYYO SHUT THE FUCK UP BABY BOY

>>54662620
I timed it right plenty of times. Just need a 60% win ratio to be profitable. With wins larger than loses.

>Take mushrooms
>Feel really empathetic and socialable
>Start thinking, considering that it helps improve brain plasticity
>why don't we give them to autistic people
>Scientists already began doing that in 2022
>Their studies aren't ready to publish
god fucking dammit I want to be rich

hey, just want to make sure im not restarted.

im thinking of buying 500 spy and selling covered calls on it. think we're heading for a downturn. anyone else selling covered calls? have any experience getting assigned on covered calls if it goes against me?

>>54662591
>Printed money is handed to normies
>Normies park money in gigabanks that do nothing for 0.01%...
>...or MMFs that do nothing in the RRP at 5%
This isn't funding some degen hedge fund or bidding up the risk free part of the curve.

>>54662635
>I got lucky at the roulette wheel so you should gamble too
Nah, I'm not a retarded dunning-kruger loser like you. Enjoy eventually losing all your money.

>>54662642
>think we're heading for a downturn
Why not just wait to buy then?

>>54661573
Am I the only one who’s completely given up on gambling options and just started DCA into your favorite stocks. I stopped looking at the price. Already maxed out my 401k and putting around $1500/month into my portfolio (MSFT, META, VOO, ARKK). Gonna start buying some AAPL as well.

>>54662667
Good strategy but add NVIDIA to your list, it's unironically going to beat Apple to both 5T and 10T market cap. AI is the future.

>>54662659
mainly just want to try it out. never sold covered calls before. i really should wait until volatility is higher though.

>>54662642
if your going to buy SPY anyways just stage some covered puts and treat them like limit orders. turn around and sell covered calls if it keeps slipping below your cost basis.

>>54662650
I don't blindly gamble. I use a combination of Indicators, DEMARK NIGGA, TA MY ANUS, ASSTROLOGY and GAYMACRO.

yeah so it's really gambling I'm playing a game of probabilities.

>>54662642
serious advice: the market is going to dip 10-40% in the next 2 months
wait until the market shits itself, we haven't had any blood red days in months

>>54662689
can't, im in a tfsa (tax sheltered) that doesn't allowed cash secured puts otherwise that's what i would do.

>>54662700
You'll never see 3800 again, you'll be lucky to ever see 4000 again.

>>54662582
What strike and expiry on NVDA?

>>54662631
QQQ is currently 317 in after hours.

>>54662707
when the market goes below 3800 and I link to your post, will you admit that you're retarded?

>>54662723
Yes, because it will never happen. I've also made the 3800 prediction many times on my reddit profile in the last few weeks. https://old.reddit.com/user/putsRnotDaWae

>>54662723
>3800
See you there fren

>>54662494
Kill all bobos
Behead this poster for feeling bearish sentiment

>>54662679
>>54662707

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!

>>54662758
Based, I support the LGBTQ community.

>>54662707
2900 EOY

>>54662680
Won't hurt anything.

>>54662772
Did somebody say sluuuuuuuuuuurp

>>54662544
>Russia
>developed country
lol. lmao even.

AI innovators: this tech will replace 90% of the existing jobs in a matter of months and will change the world

AI: LOOK AT THESE BIG OLE TITTIES AND JUICY PUSSIES WE MADE THEY LOOK JUST LIKE THE REAL DEAL!!!

>>54662667
yeah same here, except that was 10 years ago

>>54662863
It's over

while trading, i want to get a weight lifting set, something like this https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B2ZH8Q31?th=1

any recommendations?

>OIL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2heeH7e1QZA

>>54662863
at least AI will end women

ive been getting more and more depressed. what is it all for

>>54662863
Current AI art looks extremely samey and unironically lacks soul. I guess the second part is a given though

>>54662920
Whats the depression?

>>54662903
you need safeties for the bench or else youll crush yourself.

>>54662903
Definitely a question for /fit/

>>54662920
me too friend, i make money and i dont even care cause i never spend it. just moving numbers around

>>54662921
How can you say this lacks sovl?

I was at TGT picking up some stuff for my foot fungus, and as I entered the aisle I had to walk past some zoomer employee staring at some shelves. He said out loud, maybe to me or no one in particular, "I can't believe they're making me inventory this crap. It's disgusting. It has cooties." And I looked, and he was staring at all the condoms and lubes and stuff. The guy looked like he was like 20 years old.
Zoomers, wtf is wrong with your generation
Short TGT if this is who they're forced to hire

>>54662909
How could you post this during Ramadan?

>>54662966
If you dune coons want us to give a fuck about your holidays, you gotta at least keep them at the same time each year. Or be like the Jews and take over some important stock exchanges.

>>54662920
>WHAT HAND YOU ROLL UP WITH?

>>54662017
The food bill in an inflationary environment?
RIP

>>54662954
demonic

>>54663034
Demons have souls, don't they?

>>54663056
They have anti-souls

NVDA's breath is really bad. it's about to turn negative along with the clouds. Accumulation has been really poor. VOLUME poor.

NVDA can stay irrational. But Not Longer than I can waiting for the right moment to short it again.

>>54663056
Man where did the back half of the bear go?

It's out
https://youtu.be/M61u2ogAA1Y
You might learn something

:)

>>54663066
That matches what I remember from Doom.

>>54663078
It doesn't matter. We left him inside before blowing everything up.

>>54663066
YOU GON' GET DOWN OR LAY DOWN

should we buy GRINDR stock before pride month?

>I dindu

>futures

does anyone know what are the waking hours of jannies?

>>54663155
>Im glad I ain't yo daddy nigga

>>54662920
Watching a number go up is one of man's greatest pleasures

32% stocks outperforming index 20-day average.

BULL BROS I don't feel so gurrrrrrddddddddddddd.


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE HALF WAY THERE!!!!

LIVIN ON PRAYER! TAKE MY HAND

BOBO's we'll MAKE IT I SWEAR!!!

LIVIN ON A PRAYER!

>>54663196

WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I live for these Reflexivity Moments in the market. It brings me the highest of highs.

>>54663171
Based on my bans they seem to fuck off around 9pm EST and come back around 5am EST. So basically a little after after hours closes, then a little after premarket opens.
>jannies sell SPY, this IS financial advice

>>54663196
>Reflexivity

>futures

The generally accepted view is that markets are always right, that is, market prices tend to discount future developments accurately even when it is unclear what those developments are. I start with the opposite view. I believe the market prices are always wrong in the sense that they present a biased view of the future.The construct here is that in a Reflexive world, where markets tend not toward equilibrium but toward disequilibrium, the current price of a security is not a reflection of “fair value” as the Efficient Markets Hypothesis would have us believe, but rather a temporary “unfair value” driven by the virtuous, or vicious, cycles created by market participants’ misperceptions and the resulting collective inappropriate actions that come from participants acting on those misperceptions. That is why I am going to Short NVDA.

Oh livin on a prayer!

>>54663257
Comfy

>>54663264
AYYO SHUT THE FUCK UP BABY BOY

>>54663264
always assume mr. market is stupid and too much emotional being

>>54661916
>Holdings
>MSFT
>META
>AAPL
>AMZN
>CSCO
Every ETF is literally the same shit.

Alright

How the FUCK do I play this low low VIX event?

>>54663325
Long the vix.

>>54663310

>>54661719
to be fair, there was a gme general before the first big price action. the other bullshit stocks like amc, bbby and whatnot sprung up after.

>>54663103
>as always, just hold
*you've got to know when to hold 'em
know when to fold 'em
know when to walk away
know when to run

ME LUV VIX LONG TIME>

>>54663141
>we
fuck off
I would not buy that shit if it was a guaranteed 10x

>>54661958
Kek iktf. Pisses me off. Feels like its done on purpose

>the pills I ordered from Amazon were tampered with

>the pills I ordered from Amazon were tampered with

Look at this divergence....

Dumb-BROS I don't feel soo goodd.

Smart-Bros Whatchu doing? We are about to have the bull run of our life time!!!

Do not play volatility itself, its manipulated and difficult to extract gains. However low vix means options are extremely cheap comparably so load up on a long put or long call and wait.

>>54663446
Play a straddle if you are are scared.. Options need to expire at least 3 months away to avoid decay.

Shit market closed flat again

>>54663407
kek

Are you long or short ? And what are you shorting or longing?

Is working night shifts peak /smg/ strategy or what

>>54663310
Reflexivity is rooted in uncertainty, and it is that uncertainty which leads to the dramatic misconceptions of market participants who push markets to extremes, resulting in the booms and busts we have all experienced over the years. If "MR" market was always right and priced in everything we wouldn't be crashing 40% of the time.

You have got to make decisions even though you know you may be wrong. You can’t avoid being wrong, but by being aware of the uncertainties, you’re more likely to correct your mistakes than the average trader. Making mistakes as an trader is inevitable, but failing to correct your mistakes is inexcusable and can, in the worst circumstances, be cataclysmic to your wealth.

TSLA is gonna hit 150 tomorrow, prime short opportunity

100 by summer time

>>54663543
I will short at premarket with a x10 leverage and you ?

>>54663554
digits off by 1, so reduce your leverage

buy 150P dated to June

Sup frens. How is /smg/ doing tonight? Any plans for tomorrow?

>>54663536
>but by being aware of the uncertainties
how can I be aware of the uncertainties?

>>54663241
>>54663214
based Soros admirer

>>54663409
As a bull I'm offended by this

the market is crabbing
and that really sucks
i might go buy some bread
and hang with the ducks

>>54663563
Ok

>>54663590
Shorting tesla , i will make it this time

>>54663368
?

>>54663446
Buy puts on what. My longs?

>>54663399
Eat them

>>54663619
The geese has returned to work/campus in recent weeks. The Canadian goose apparently likes to be around people. They hang out in the highest traffic areas of the university watching people and cars. Pairs of them strolling down the sidewalks like they're tourists. It's funny. There is a nice quiet pond 5 minutes fly away but they choose the noisy university instead.

I bet this will move the vix...

>oil

BOBO's i found our new QUEEN.

THE REAL CRASH-WIFE OF SMG.

>>54663534
No. While viewing premarket is fun, you become impatient building Rome brick by brick and only associating with coworkers for a prolonged period of time. Vampirism frays your sanity after time. The extra pay accelerates the timeline a smidgeon though.

>>54663698
Oh no I'm a europoor, I can trade prime market hours before going to work and wake up when markets open again

>>54663697
gross
she could never be a bloomberg girl

What am i buying tomorrow?

>>54663761

>>54663750
Bloomberg girls are handpicked from private schools. The biggest lie I was ever told was that the hot girls were the arts girls. That is sometimes a fact, but more often it's a fact that private school girls rule everything you do.

They are what you want to do. They are what you strive for. They are what you picture when you imagine a nice girl in your head. And they are nowhere near you right now.

>>54663761
PUTS

SQQQ
SOXS

>>54663797
I used to have the dorm phone number for a rich girl's boarding school. One of my most fond memories was a time that it snowed and they came and picked me up and took me to a hotel with them and called the school and said they couldn't get back in the weather.

>>54663697
cameron has nothing on kelly

>>54663865
Ace. this guy gets it.

Why did AMZN pump so much earlier today?

>>54663884
that's a man

>>54663920
Because they fucking suck as a stock since Bezos left the company.

Also TSLA is going to keep going higher (Mannarino voice) until China deletes their gigafactory(ies,) which they won't.

>>54663797
do you like Dani Burger, kriti, ritika, kailey?

What about Tesla?

>>54663937
I like them all. Let's put some respect on their name(s.)

>>54663940
He's dead

>>54663899
That was maybe 30 years ago, and in many ways happened to an essentially entirely different human, yet there I was, it being me. I thought about having said the memory was "one of my most fond", but that's just not really true. I wish I would have devoted my life to church back then instead, but at least it served as one of many learning experiences. Incidentally, I ran up on one of those girls just a few years ago and she was a total spoiled materialist social narcissist now. Back then she was really humble, at least acting. I haven't seen a trace of any of the others, they were every one from out of state. I hardly ever think of this shit but what you said triggered it back into awareness.

Puts or calls tomorrow?

Lol RKLB baggies are coping that some guy saying "UM" in an interview is him actually saying AMAZON and cutting it off at AMA-

The cope these cultists believe is just insane.

>>54663959
no one knows what joker market will do (((except)))

>>54663936
What does Bezos even do these days anyway

>>54663951
Private school girls. Private school girls triggered this back into awareness. I'm the same person doing this.

>>54664023
The private school girls are whore whose daddy's should have kept them at home learning to make dresses, quilts, and doing gardening, canning, and cooking until meeting an approved courter.

>>54663959
I have puts (June 16th expiration) on MNMD

>>54664054
this was financial advice, btw

>>54662030
dude probably got 3-4k calories per kiss

Bitcoin, stocks, sun belt reits, gold miners, everything is fucking overbought. What else to buy?

>>54664090
Sometimes there's no play available and you just have to wait.

>>54664090
leveraged VIX trackers

>>54664112
That's going to end up like BOIL all over again. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it.

>>54664115
BOIL and VIX will both go up, but VIX will probably go up more first

>>54664090
SQQQ

>>54662689
Is this a good strategy in general for stocks I want? Sell puts and use the premium to buy and hopefully get assigned for a good price and then sell calls while holding? Most stocks I want seem to have very cheap options though so not much premium to be had.

>>54664090
Wait for a huge green dildo on VIX then short it?

>>54663611
Ewww that dude's breath smelled like cum

>>54664123
I think you are likely right. I already hold BOIL but just added UVXY to my very short daily watchlist.

Jesus Christ, read this and realize this is your average normalfag millennial these days. Whenever you're feeling bad about yourself, remember that at least you aren't these people.

https://www.boredpanda.com/couple-million-dollars-debt-financial-advice-dave-ramsey-show/?utm_source=com.google.android&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=organic

>>54662620
>muh Warren Buffet
Buffet is an investor with billions to put in positions (which is limiting), not someone who sells two days after buying, which is what you have to do regularly to make significant progress in a crab market. Just buy low and sell high.

>futures plunging to new lows

>>54663804
I'm selling sqqq on open you want sum?

everyone itt would eat the corn out of serena's shit and that's all there is to it

>>54664175
you are gay now hehe

>>54664199
only those whom are blinded by illusion, son
she would eat the corn out of her own shit, and that's one of the primary forces that render her repulsive

it's amazing how men keep saying they are the stronger sex and yet spend their life and energy competing for generic sluts dumb as a rock kek

>>54664217
Probably would

>>54664217
>>54664273
disgusting
I'd sooner eat the corn out of ms mello's shit

>>54664290
Dude it's not corn anymore it just still looks like that. I know that because I googled it once. For no particular reason of course.

I'm trading my AAPL calls for TSLA puts at open.. there's no way TSLA doesn't fall another 10-20 dollars in the upcoming weeks

>futures

Should I buy vix?

>>54664323
and get fucked by contango when nothing happens whatsoever? yes.

>>54664309
What about the Tesla slurpers?

>>54664320
>pasts

>>54664300
either way it's far less gross than a dude trying to look like a girl

Why is it so easy to make money

>Earnings in Europe keep increasing for most companies
Poor people and low middle class absolutely BTFO seeing as only these two are getting shr3kt by the inflation/"high rates". Everyone else is enjoying better margins/earnings.
There is a reason why investors are turning to Europe as their main site for investment. Stocks are still relatively undervalued compared to how much cash they are raking in
EUbros, we just keep winning

>>54664336
Don't knock it till you've tried it sweaty.

How high does the number need to go before I'm able to feel happy?

>>54664417
I'd be happy breaking even

>My portfolio

>>54664331
wtf is this real?

>>54664417
You wont feel happy,youll feel less miserable

you will own NOTHING goyim

>>54664422
if they all looked like this no one would care

I hope $PBR drops below $11 again, I want load up on PUTS.

Why even buy main stream oil companies like XOM which trade at >2 book value or ~8 P/E when PBR trades at almost book value and a ~2 P/E.

>>54664417
>he doesn't feel a dopamine rush when he sees the color green
It's time to go to the doctor and get some antidepressants

test

>>54664422
>Taylor with a penis

>>54664511
Didn't work the first time and I don't intend on taking pills indefinitely anyway.

>>54664496
Got to also call vanguard and complain about their option fees, $1 per contract to buy or sell is a bit much. Im paying $20 to make $100...

Is it possible to go on vacation as a single man? If so how much does it cost?

>>54664417

>>54664558
Depends on what stuff you like to do. I travel alone frequently and find plenty to do. Distance is the key to cost. Farther travel -> more expensive.

>>54664558
If you spend more than an hour on 4chan on a daily basis, then no.

To the faggots posting all these off-topic tiktoks
Fuck you

>>54664589
baking

Banking

>>54664641
>>54664641
>>54664641
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>>54664643
baking!!!

baked!!