/biz/ - Business & Finance

Holy Christ, cable management.

Anon, why did you go short today...

>>54656635
FRIST

Poor little Bobo can't even crash the markets

Nigga market

>>54656661
Anon, why did you go long today...

>>54656638
>VIX will end the week negative.
Reminder that this will happen. Just. Like. Oil.

>>54656680
I wanted to make money and I did

>>54656678
Look at NETFLIX MOTHERFUCKA!!!!!!!!

>>54656696
Physical VIX storage is overflowing. It is inevitable.

bull trap

SQQQ gods what's your capitulation price? I think I'll just keep my bags if we keep pumping.

>>54656678
exuberant cow. doesn't understand about cycles or alchemy.

Either stock markets are being completely manipulated or everything related to stock valuation is false.

Bitcoin being down is showing the real volatility of risk assets

kek baggies

>faggot zoomer sitting in their car booming music outside my house
>hose it down pretending to be watering plants
how can i profit from this financially? the water cost makes me operate at a loss currently

>>54656780
this guy gets it.

Hail to the king

>>54656635
why did AMZN pump so much today bros?

wtf is going on with nasdaq for the last week, the chart looks like an accordion

if god was real he would give avatarfags trips so i could be free of them

>>54656804
Is bobo buying puts again?

Even individual sectors are only up or down half a percent. This is nuts.

>>54656780
You just realized its being manipulated? Theyve been going hard at it this last year or so.

Imagine
>bet down on Samsung
>hear the news
>"im gonna be rich!"
>stocks pumps
>bet up on ASML
>see the earnings
>"Im gonna be rich!"
>stock dumps

>>54656822
more than yesterday but not really

>VIX glitch ruins the graph
If you want action, your choices are BOIL/KOLD and CORN.

>>54656826
If I had a button that could dump all these stocks, Id push it out of spite at this point. They want to manipulate the market, fine Ill push this button and dump it in front of their eyes. I mean most of these majority holders dont bet down so making it dump certainly angers them especially so if alll I do is push a button. Now if only I had such a button. Would push it as a joke "guys market is about to dump 5% exit now!" 5 minutes later slam the button until its down 5% lel

>>54656780
>risk
*meme

>>54656635
Ask me how I know owner of setup in OP pic is a losing trader

This is physical VIX shares

VIX reversal soon fellow volmageddon 2.0 cultists (somewhere between 15.50 ~ 14.86 most likely).

>>54656895
His TA isn't advanced enough.

>>54656826
>the algorithms sold healthcare and bought medical devices
>tomorrow they'll do the opposite

>>54656895
How do you know the owner of this setup is a losing trader anon?

>>54656791
imagine the size of that dude's shits

>>54656877
It's so Bud Light. Market makers have all this technology and human capital and investable capital and they use it to, what, Jew pennies out of millions of people? At least zero revenue tech startups are entertaining when they waste that shit.

>>54656913
I support abolishing Medicare so both sectors collapse. And we get more budgetary headroom for kino defense spending.

>>54656921
no anime figurines

I'm getting financially frustrated

>get up to 2500 dollars with a JPMorgan Chase investing account
>well I like e*trade but I can't say no to 2500 dollars...
>must deposit 2,000,000 dollars

Beating sp500 today. I am gaining on you bogleniggers with a boring divvy folio.

already celebrating
Happy 4/20

How can I improve my antisemitism?

>>54656991
>he's up more than .03%
I kneel

>>54656991
Call me in 15 years

>>54656999
checked. practice makes perfect

>>54656911
NIGGA TA MY ANUS.

>>54656999
checked

>>54656997
Oh great I forgot that faggy weed holiday is tomorrow. My zoomer employees are all going to come in fucking baked tomorrow. Weed culture is the fucking worst

>>54657029
Should have hired non-pot smokers. Sucks to be you.

>>54657029
Fire them on the spot. Weed smoking degenerates deserve the rope.

Post your trading battlestation

>>54656816
A healthy organic market with real price discovery action

another day where my 0DTE calls print :)

>>54657058
>All those cans piled up
Long aluminum

>>54657007
Tongue my anus spynigger. You will crab I will be stacking stonk market income.

You should have stocks. You should have cash. You should have long-term Treasurys. You should have small-cap value. You should have three-month strangles on SPY. You should have distressed debt. You should have angel investments. You should tilt toward momentum. You should have Euro notes. You should have gold Krugerrands. You should have Rolexes and Patek Philippes. You should have a luxury flat in London. You should have a lawyer on retainer. You should have a Panamanian shell company. You should have famous paintings in Geneva Freeport. You should have rhodium bars buried in your back yard. You should have a first-aid kit. You should have a satellite phone.

>>54656679
>Waxes, wanes, whinges
>Aggravates me while doing nothing for me
>Costs me money
Das rite.

>>54657058
>stella

>>54657053
you're a faggot

>>54657058

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Anyone knows the name of this candlestick pattern?

>>54657076
The only thing I have are SPXU shares, how fucked am I?

If everyone's short...who's buying

>>54657133
Me.

>>54657133
Peace sells, but who's buying?

>>54657133
CTA's are LONG. not everyone is short. It's neutral/ bullish.

This man will cause the black swan event.

>>54657133
T-the tall people?

>>54657133
>who's buying
Anon, I..

>>54657041
All zoomers smoke weed, there is no way around it.
>>54657053
Nah they are good kids that work hard, if they come in high I'm just going to fuck with them and weird them out. I just hate weed culture, not weed itself. Plus it's not like people are lining up to work for me.

>>54657144
>bass line in my head now

>>54657156
>muh liquidity
The TGA, BOJ, and BTFP can all remove $1tn in liquidity from the system overnight, but we'd end flat on the day with $1bn worth of 0 dte's.

>>54657112
That image is from a time when Stella wasn't associated with trannys. Now that we know Stella has a dick, we won't be drinking it anymore.

>>54657133
Me. I've been loading up on SPY LEAPS the past year. 700 delta with an average breakeven of $417. Should be looking good by late 2025.

>>54657178
>All zoomers smoke weed
well maybe we need to get their fathers on their shit so they don't turn into a generation of pot smoking low life losers.

>>54657124
nice wicks anon

>>54657209
literally 10/10 body

>>54657112
All these beers suck desu, only worth it if you don't have Mexican beer readily available

MULN to be delisted soon

>>54657112
I was at a social gathering with my normalfag friends and I literally had a group of women trying to tell me miller and coors were owned by Anheuser Busch as well. I spent maybe 5 minutes trying to explain that they most definitely aren't and that it was easily verifiable, but it was no use. Why are women so retarded? Anytime I decide to burn a Saturday hanging out with my normalfag friends I always instantly regret it. I wish somebody from here lived close to me.

>>54657209
Who is this hot girl? She has nice tits.
>>54657228
I like busch, and I refuse to stop drinking it.
t. currently long uranium stocks (CCJ, NXE, UUUU)

>>54657249
I live in Connecticut, is that close to you?

>>54657187
Look at the spread between the 1month to 5month bond yield. Liquidity just flew over my house.

For the past 25 years only FOUR TIME has the 2y yield has moved more than 50bps in a day. First time was 2008 in sept. The other three was MARCH of this year.

Everything is FINE FOLKS!!

>>54657249
Come hang with me in my mum's basement, we can eat tendies and make mumu/bobo propaganda

Look here Jack. The Biden economy is strong because the American people refuse to be beat.

>>54657124
It's called BUNCH OF FUCKING WICKS>

>>54657288
First time I agree with yuo, Koreaboo, and I'm frightened.

>>54657288
They'll quibble until a day before the default, buy a 2 week extension, then raise it by $1.5tn. Money that was doing nothing in the RRP moves into the TGA, spazzes like you and Jeff Snider point and sputter, nothing happens.

>>54657302
>>54657306
What was deleted. I missed out on the ancient knowledge.;

Guys, t-they can't print their way out of this one!
>They print their way out of it
W-why aren't bond yields going up??

>>54657187
Look at the spread between the 1month to 3 month bond yield. Liquidity just flew over my house.

For the past 25 years only this has only occurred FOUR TIMES - the 2y yield moved more than 50bps in a day. First time was 2008 in sept. The other three was MARCH of this year.

Everything is FINE FOLKS!!

First time a SPY 415 close was achieved happened on April 15th, 2021.
>or 4/15 lmao

>>54657281
Not close enough baggot
>>54657291
That sounds like fun

Buy Rycey, the future of space travel!

>>54657249
When people say ignorant but unimportant shit in real life just respond "cool, I'll keep that in mind" and go on to something else. The problem with trying to correct them is nobody ever thinks they are in the wrong so when you point out that they are wrong they just assume you're trying to make them look bad. So not only are you wasting your breath but they and everybody on their "team" now think you're an asshole. Your best bet is to make a mental note the person is an idiot, suffer fools gladly, and forget about it

>>54657320
You mean funds that are legally required not to be paid their interest a day late are stepping away from bills that have a 0.5% chance of paying their interest a day late? Stop the fucking presses.

>>54656816
This kind of pattern is pretty normal. You're just too used to the Covid volatility.

Are escorts a sound financial decision? 80 yuros for 20min(I would need 5 at most). Thats like almost 4 physical VIXs or 45 IF you go with 10x leverage on CFDs at current market price for VIX expiring MAY? What do you do with the extra 15 minutes? Do they sometimes give discounts? Scoops help. I need financial advice on whether or not getting SEXO. She's estonian, 165cm, 53kg, and had big booba, D cups. Market is pretty gay right now that it wont fucking dump

Volume sucks.

>>54657328
We could do a zoom call and then hang out together on zoom while wearing dresses and drinking bud light.

>>54657353
Are you forgetting that 98% of volume happens within 2 minutes of close?

>>54657318
Yea it’s really quite insane how people think the market can possibly go down; there is nothing money printing can’t fix, even inflation from money printing. the FED simply prints more money and gives it to the relevant companies and everything keeps humming along.

>>54657288
>Look at the spread between the 1month to 5month bond yield
if you think that's bad don't look at the spread between junk bonds and treasuries with the same duration. You'll sell everything and move into a bunker

>>54657362
I thought it was supposed to happen at open.

STOP THE SLURP! MARKETFRAUD. STOLEN SHORTS!

>>54657337
Everything is fine, just keep buying... debt ceiling. what ceiling..

>>54657332
Main you ain't goin to space in a Spitfire. Fuckin Heavy Metal shit baka.

>>54657331
>The problem with trying to correct them is nobody ever thinks they are in the wrong

This occurs with supposedly educated people as well. Simple, non-controversial facts, and they still refused to check if they're really true even when they have their smartphones right in front of them.

>>54657377
that's the other 98%

>up bigly
>can't cash out because I'm on my 3rd round trip
God fucking damnit

>>54657347
Euro escorts are cheaper and probably hotter than the ones in the US
I say go for it

>>54657357
Oh I could say high to your gookfu as well. But the wearing dresses thing doesn't really work for me. I prefer people with scoopsies body type in a dress, not Jewish men.

Took a 2.7k rek on BBBY
It's only money.gif

>>54657347
>10x leverage on CFDs
I've only seen 5x CFDs on VIX

I just got into put-selling in March and have had some luck but the VIX and earning season are making things way less fun these days. I can watch divvies roll in, at least. But I'm bored bros.

>>54657426
yeah on second thought, nah

>>54657396
spitfires are cool. they go
>prt prt prt huff huff prt prt *smoke* *flamethrower*

>>54657440
They also choked out during dogfights due to carburetors lmao.

I hate the crab. Wild swings are okay, I can trade that, but the same shitty price over and over and over....
What am I supposed to do with that shit?

>>54657458
my rolls royce powered merlin engine with 1000 horse power goes
>vrooooom du du du wrrrrr

How high will FRC go?

>>54657469
du du du
more like poo poo poo

>>54657469
Team Pratt & Whitney RTX Patricians.

DPST bros I'm thinking we're back

>VIX down 3%
>VVIX up 3%

Melt up confirmed

>>54657484
>merlin engine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYcKdK7hmEo
the engine that won world war 2
the very first scene is jay leno fat fingering the controls and choking out the whoel thing
>lol
i like me some messerschmitt because of my germanistan luft waffle

Wtf can we even do in a crab market

>>54657439
Well wait, don't you want your gookfu to meet your friends? She probably wants to know who you're talking to all day long on that weird website.

>>54657569
buy

>>54657347
Alot cheaper then a divorce

>>54657569
At least NVDA is...oh, wait, even that's not going anywhere.

>>54657471
I talked shit on someone today about them at $12- well done for the anons with balls of steal to play that one.

>>54657569
High leverage daytrading until you get fucked by a big candle that goes the wrong way.

what if the only way to have sex with women was you had to suck one dick to get sex with one woman

HOUSE REP. SPEAKER MCCARTHY: THE DEBT BILL WILL REDUCE INFLATION REDUCTION ACT FUNDING.

commodity bros if they sign it we gonna make it!
If they dont..

TMV bros we gonna make it!

>>54657609
Does my own dick count? If so bring on the woman.

>>54657577
>implying i'm friends with rocker

>>54657611
>THE DEBT BILL WILL REDUCE INFLATION REDUCTION ACT FUNDING.
Oh shit it will reduce inflation.

>>54657471
>>54657607
Buddy check WAL Computer.

CRASH CRASH CRASHCRASH CRASH CRASHCRASH CRASH CRASHCRASH CRASH CRASHCRASH CRASH CRASHCRASH CRASH CRASH

>>54657626
I think it's pretty established that we are friends at this point baggot. Are you afraid that your gookfu will take a look at a real man like me and decide to leave you?

>>54657636

Bear bros, I think I'm buck broken at this point. I am this close to capitulating.

what if they are trying to get more retail exit liquidity and no one is playing along anymore....

>>54657636
it pumps, lol

PUMPPUMPPUMPPUMPPUMPPUMPPUMPPUMPPUMPPUMPPUMPPUMPPUMPPUMPPUMPPUMPPUMP

>>54657607
I know there's someone here at $33 a share. I myself have 538 shares at $18.77

>>54657471
I swear to fucking God if this shit tanks by eod

>>54657664
good riddance

>>54657659
step 1) bears capitulate
step 2) bulls capitulate
step 3) crab
step 4) repeat step 3, forever

>>54657411
Yeah, they are hot. But some are 400 <<roses>> for 30 min. And the cheap ones have tattoos. Will keep looking
>>54657431
VIX on T212 CFD is 10x. But spread is pretty bad on VIX itself, 1% so do the math.

>>54657621
drat, foiled again!

>>54657683
I sold when I was down to 8k and im steadily getting back to 15k
Gonna sell in the morning probably since I'm on my 3rd round trip, I fucking wish I could lock in these gains.

>>54657659
Do it bitch, we are back in a bull market

>>54657569
sell iron condors

>>54657723
take the strike and enjoy your 30 day vacation

Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.

DPST
WAL
PACW
MCB
FRC

Short squeeze on the small banks still ongoing. TSLA ER after the close. Great trades courtesy of señor Snibs.

is 45/21 debunked?

>>54657569
Buy VOO with me.

>>54657770
I don't know how to train birds

>>54657790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUAYeN3Rp2E

>>54657814
tom sosnoff was in chicago?

>THIS IS IT! EARNINGS ARE GOING TO SEND US DOWN!
>Mixed to positive earning results
>NEXT QUARTER’S EARNINGS ARE GOING TO SEND US DOWN!
This is going to be the “Two More Weeks” bullshit for the next year isn’t it?

>>54657825
Yeah, some kind of brass I think.

Mercury goes retrograde in two days. Maybe that can spark SOMETHING because this is BORING

>>54657818
I can hear this

Uh, debt limit deal bros...

>McCarthy says his bill provides 4.5T in savings. (We don’t have a bill yet so we can’t know whether this is true. It’s not scored either)

>pre 2022 spending levels
>budget increase capped 1% per year.
>claw back “billions of dollars of unspent Covid money”
>repeal funding for IRS agents
>green tax credit repeal
>prohibit student loan “giveaway for the wealthy”
>HR 1
>REINS Act
>work requirements for social programs
>“prevent … executive over reach”

-https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1648755558613147653

>>54657851
What does that even mean?

another wonderful day of perfectly organic crabbing

>CDW
AAAAAAAA FUCK YOU BOFA AAAAAAAAAAA BOOMER TECH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SAFE AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54657851
BLACK FRIDAY
>VENUS IS IN GATORADE
BLACK FRIDAY
>VENUS IS IN GATORADE
BLACK FRIDAY
>VENUS IS IN GATORADE
BLACK FRIDAY
>VENUS IS IN GATORADE
BLACK FRIDAY
>VENUS IS IN GATORADE
BLACK FRIDAY
>VENUS IS IN GATORADE
BLACK FRIDAY
>VENUS IS IN GATORADE
BLACK FRIDAY
>VENUS IS IN GATORADE
only jewish holidays effect the nyse

>>54657869
Apparently the REINS Act is a restriction on executive branch regulation bullshit and HR 1 is a yuge oil & mining bill (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/house-republican-energy-bill-hr-1-lower-energy-costs-act/))

>>54657830
Oil should be up higher in Summer, if it doesn't or doesn't impacf inflaiton then idk of any more bearish cases

>>54656635
Do I see that right at the top of the image, "Tiki Tips"? Any relation to Tiki Dave, the guy who made some decent indicator scripts? I have a lot to thank that guy for.

Also, what a boring fucking day. Easy to trade, but come on. Bored to tears.

>>54657888
But what about 4/20?

>>54657887
People will just outsource all their dumb IT setup questions to ChatGPT ezclap.

>>54657851

>>54657888
are you the new "CONTAGO"-fag?

>>54657869
Holy fuck the Democrats will never agree to that kek. It pretty much guts every shitty policy they've worked so hard to implement

>>54657912
shiiiii negroe gon b spy 420 on 4/20

>>54657872
If your trading system doesn't account for the relative positions of the planets and stars, what are you even doing?

>>54657912
4/20 was made up by the jews to keep the black man dumbed down

>>54657927
JODDAMN IT JP MORGAN I'M TRYING.

>>54657851
>>54657872
>>54657888
>>54657927

>>54657869
>>54657925
>See goys we tried to be based but the Democrats wouldn't let us, vote for us next November
Like clockwork

>>54657927
got any screenshots relaying celestial body positioning and price action?

I think an Alcoa doompa might be possible after close.

>>54657900
>mining bill
Does that mean it's finally time to start buying NAK?

>>54657869
Damn Bear Bond Bros. We gonna make it huh? we gonna be rich with our useless worthless US DOLLARS!!!!!

Say a $5 strike option for a put has a bid of 0.34 and a delta of -0.44. I sell the put for 0.34. Does this mean if the underlying stock strike price increases by $1 the put becomes worthless and I could buy back at 100% profit? ( 0.34 - 0.44 = -10).

Mind you the stock price is currently like $5.50, I dont see how this delta would be accurate making it worthless.

>>54657960
Is that bitch high

How we feeling KOLD klanners? Sold some when it nearly hit 70/share

>>54657962
No pings for "Alaska" in https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/118/hr1/text but maybe there's another keyword to look for?

>>54657888
CHECKED
BUT
*VENUS IS A METER MAID
>*VENUS IS A METER MAID
*VENUS IS A METER MAID
>*VENUS IS A METER MAID
*VENUS IS A METER MAID
>*VENUS IS A METER MAID
*VENUS IS A METER MAID
>*VENUS IS A METER MAID

CRAB HOUR!

>>54657985
*Should say no pings for Alaska when it comes to mining. It does require a minimum of 2 oil and gas leases there per year.

>the price went up 0.5% as I was typing numbers into the buy order form

>>54657969
I for one still don't know what the greeks do

Bobo loves to lose money

>>54657905
Yeilds
>It's different this time

>>54658031
My understanding is for the most part they illegally ship Russian oil.

>>54658021
brokers are selling pre-order flow now

>>54658031
Tourism and leach off the EU, mostly.

>>54658031
malaka

>>54658021
This when I kept trying to buy CXAI as I watched it go from 2.90 to 7.80 in the span of 10 fucking minutes

>>54658039
>2 year up 6.4 bps
Ah, thanks for the reminder that this crabbing is totally rational.

>>54658045
>Somewhere in the T&C you agreed to a keylogger

>>54657869
>claw back “billions of dollars of unspent Covid money”
>repeal funding for IRS agents

???? do they realize how contradictory this is?

>>54656635
What's the /smg/ verdict on AMD?

>>54658063
The unspent COVID money is sitting in the accounts of various state and local governments. NYC is not just gonna change its address and dip out on us.

>>54658044
Based

>>54658063
the IRS agents were specifically hired to audit more people under the new $600 reporting cap

>>54657317
How the hell do you not have 4chan X installed by now? Anyhow, you didn't miss anything

vix is dying, in 6 weeks stocks will flatline and never move in price again.

>>54658103
DIVVY KINGS WGMI

>>54658097
I don't want to download anything that might give the hacker known as 4chan access to my PC.

>>54658084
they should send the 6 million armed irs agents to ukraine

>>54658060
Listen man, companies are laying people off, US gov deficits are ballooning, it’s just a matter of time till the FED pauses / pivots and stocks absolutely moon.

A couple weeks ago you had a chance to buy SPY under 400, that will never happen again. Now you have a chance to buy SPY under 420 for a limited time so you better take it cause after this month it will never trade so cheaply ever again.

>>54658048
>>54658048
οι μαλάκες

>>54658138
Jerome will not pivot, he's sticking to the plan.

>>54657953
>got any screenshots relaying celestial body positioning and price action?
Personally I tend to buy the full moon, sell the new moon. Classic lunar trading pattern.
I'm sure others out there have done solid TA on constellations and/or solar alignments, but I haven't reached that level yet in my own trading

>>54658162
They already restarted QE and bailouts.

>>54658162
Everyone is replaceable. And we all know who Jerome's replacement is.

>>54658111
if you're afraid of a browser extension then run the whole thing on a virtual machine you tard

it seems like half of your posters died to crab

>>54657960
That's a "Beet", not a "Boop". Boop is for dogs, "Beet" for humans.

How do you know i play valorant?

>>54658177
AOC? based

>>54658204
No. He's tanned.
Rested.
And Ready.

>>54658192
the markets are healing

>>54658177
Some brown woman

daily 1% growth with stvix. wagmi frens

>>54656635
Can anyone decipher what chat (communication) program is running on the Sony screen on the right?
This takes me back to the early 2000s where IRC still was a thing.
Was anyone using IRC for /biz/ related stuff.
I remember the "Othernet" IRC network which was populated by daytraders and even semi- to professional people in finance.
AFAIK, the "Othernet" is defunct since forever now.

Hey rocker did you get my email? Quit being a prick and reply. Or look at the attachment

>>54658192
seems most of them are either long boring safe stocks or JEPI waiting on divvies, SOXS/SOXL or BOIL. Pathetic.

Could have played MARA, RIOT, CLSK yesterday and then flipped it for DPST, WAL, PACW, etc. today.>>54657787


>>54658208
kek... might as well just get hobbit boy Robert Rich

Does Selena know that hundreds of men on 4chan lust after her and most would give their fortunes, and, some, perhaps, even their lives for her?

my good stocks only portfolio is doing better than my garbage stocks allowed portfolio how can this be happening

>>54658218
mIRC

>>54657659
Never give up

>>54658254
>hobbit boy
You make a compelling argument.

>>54658238
I never got a notification. But I just saw it now. Congratulations on becoming a father.

>>54658266
She hasn't acknowledged us at all
I thought she was also known in the normalfag sphere since she came from a dumb tiktok vid but apparently not. Only on here.

>>54658218
>Was anyone using IRC for /biz/ related stuff.
There was AOL/Compuserve chat rooms and newsgroups back in the 90s. Never went to IRC (was that like the prelude to discord in the 00s?). All I know is IRC was used to pirate sh!t outside of public servers like limewire and napster.

>>54657659
My shot expires the 28th I'll be watching my theta decay oh well

>>54657905
Inflation is only a bear if you can't raise production to match it and everyone gets priced out of everything. Otherwise, it's just another wave.

Do you see a lack of ability to produce, anywhere?
Ukraine and Sudan?
You 21st Century Market Free Money investors are pussies. You deserve to lose your hands holding 40x Earnings

>>54658285
Thanks bud! How has your trading been going?

Should I do it?

>>54658286
>notice us senpai!

>>54656986
>must deposit 2,000,000 dollars
Do you not have that sitting around in your checking account, anon? You spend your days on SMG, you are a multi-millionaire, right?...right?

>>54657810
I prefer VTI, it's cheaper has more room for growth and performs nearly identical to VOO

>>54658218
I only used IRC for warez. AIM and then ICQ for chatting and whatnot.

Anybody have the new TGA balance?

buddy look at vix computer

>>54658302
>buy high sell low
ngl desu, it sounds like a recipe for another BOILtranny cult

I was in FRC, PACW, WAL way lower and I dumped any left over holdings now along with my DPST I bought end of day yesterday

>>54658302
anon are you a tard?

>>54658299
Boring, I'm just sitting on UONE calls waiting for Juneteenth

>>54658327
https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/datasets/daily-treasury-statement/operating-cash-balance

I don't remember when they update. 4pm EST?

>>54658322
good ol' ICQ days were comfy

>>54658327
No, but I bet I have more in my wallet.

>EARLY MOC IMBALANCE 341 MLN BUY-SIDE.

>>54658320
How is VTI cheaper? Expense ratio is 0.03% for both.
Do you mean VTI tends to get slightly more income from securities lending?
Or do you mean the weighted-average PE ratio is lower?

>>54658289
>>54658322
>not just going to rec.alt.binaries back then
gay

>>54655830
>>54656610

>>54658372
The 401k slurpers simply cannot be stopped.

>>54657960
I hope not, i have waaay too many shares of that volatile PoS. ( I actually like it)

>>54658322
>playing quake 1 and red alert on Mplayer

>>54658289
I guess internationally it was all IRC and then ICQ during the 90s well into the 2000s.
And yeah, discord is at least the spiritual successor to IRC.

>>54658421
The internet was always shitposters.

This is some advanced tier crabbing

Can VIX go negative?

>>54658401
Well played anon.. the blue line is yesterdays close

>>54658421

>>54658350
It won't pump again, you really think they'll try this shit again after all the blacklash they got the last time they tried to get everybody to celebrate some made up holiday?

>>54658438
Bullish. Plenty of liquidity and action, no selloff required, babies being born, things need replacing.

>>54658322
>>54658424
>>54658364
ICQ/AIM ahhhh those were the days. Too many trannies/holes in discord

>>54658470
>celebrate some made up holiday
Ah shit is it time for another one of those "we avoided getting killed" Jew holidays? I thought we had one 2 weeks ago.

>>54658470
You realize what administration is in charge of the country right now? If anything UONE will pump twice as hard as last time.

TSLA earnings afterhours, what are we thinking bros?

>>54658350
missing out on quick pumps in bitcoin miners and regional banks this week just leaving money to rot. Now onto TECHNOKANG ELON

ZIM ZIM ZIM

>>54658484
Those holidays were created by G_d, June Tenth was created by the nigger lover in chief Joe Biden because he loves niggers and needs to remind them that their ancestors were slaves at least 6 times a year.

its over the bears won

>>54658507
Ask baggot and inverse him.

Simple as

IS THIS IT!? IS THIS THE END OF THIS FAKE ASS GAY RALLYE?

OWARI DA

WTFWT

>>54658514
I'd tell her to let me suck her pussy

>>54658547
I lost all hope

>>54658526
Biden actually hates niggers very much, his dementia is so bad he just simply forgot.

>>54658386
I remember once accidentally uploading a picture to a text-only newsgroup one time and boy were they fucking mad. A few people sent threats and insults to my email, kek.
>>54658421
For me it was Dark Forces II on the MSN Gaming Zone
>>54658434
Yeah, old newsgroup archives where they're talking about the WWF or Star Wars or Nintendo honestly sound more or less like 4chan nowadays.

>>54658526
How are you playing Tesla Mr Baggie

>>54658567
Except I wasn't spamming F5 back then and a forum reply could take a week. GIVE ME MY >>(YOU)S IN THIS HELLACIOUS SKINNER BOX

>>54656399
>Well now that the gap has been fulfilled, what was the next part of the prophecy?

SPY 401 on May 26, 2023

Sour 10 Minutes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

newfag here, I just need to make $200 in a week starting with $100

Trolled softly.

>>54658572
I got some cheeky put options for when they go down because of cyber truck mishaps.

>>54658612
>laughingspideynewspaperman.jpg

Already dumping Tesla.
They will slurp it all up

>>54658638

>VIX
its time. Gaylords can't keep it down always. The market will go to zero in the last 5 minutes

>>54658612
Unironically gamble on basketball or hockey.

>>54658612
Kings ML to beat the warriors tomorrow

Baking

>>54658612
Invest in kneepads. Suck off 10 guys for $20 each. You should have money to spare.

>>54658612
Take the Islanders to win on the money line tonight. Thank me later.

>>54658678
Based anon accounting for the taxes owed on sucking dick income.

>>54658612
go to 7-11 for a $5 scratcher and a 6 pack of bud light. then suck 7 dicks for $20/each.

>>54658612
Unironically all in UVIX

>>54658612
Buy a blue-chip stock with a solid 2% dividend, my boy.

Market so flat Chris Hansen's using it as bait.

>>54658713
>>54658713
>>54658713
>>54658713

No blacks, no jews, no chinks, no mexicans, no pajeets allowed

>SPY: -0.09 (-0.02%)

tesla slurping already

>>54658729
Um bobros? What's wrong? I'm waiting till $420 on 4/20

>>54658655
>Gaylords

I made $200 today and got a hot date from tinder. I'm thinking of Applebee's or Ruby Tuesdays. Should I wear a suit?