/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>54643934

>futes

TOTAL FINANCIAL COLLAPSE

Can some powerful wizard curse OP to death?

VENUS IS IN GATORADE
>VENUS IS IN GATORADE
VENUS IS IN GATORADE
>VENUS IS IN GATORADE
VENUS IS IN GATORADE
>VENUS IS IN GATORADE
VENUS IS IN GATORADE
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>VENUS IS IN GATORADE
VENUS IS IN GATORADE

>>54646238
FHN is going to be bought for $25 a share. You fags better be stocking up rn

>>54646238
early bakers get the finger

>>54646277
i am jewish and i've just hexed his line's credit score for three generations

>Even Netflix is crabbing after hours

>>54646304
>No sweet chin music afterhours

Only 4hours remaining to file anon.

buddy check bitcoin computer

>>54646287
That's not punishment enough for the goy. Make sure to file a report with the ADL. Antisemitism will NOT be tolerated here.

>>54646344
Don't post this ever again unless it's +/- 5%.

>>54646331
Don't forget the mint!

>>54646331
already filed two weeks ago
i'm no last minute larry

>>54646331
i will be filing for automatic extension at 11PM like a real man

>>54646409
literally same
got a new job and I’ll probably owe $20k+ despite having around $100k unrealized losses rn

>>54646331
I run a business so I just stress free write a check to my accountant every quarter. highly recommend it to anons.

My phone died so I can't use 2fa to log in to my brokerage account to sell my BOIL before I lose even more money.

oh boy

>>54646331
I did mine 2 months ago. Already had all the paperwork gathered so I was like "might as well get it over with". So I did.

>>54646409
>>54646331
what happens if you file taxes late?

Check the VIX...

>>54646536

>>54646536
I still haven’t filed my taxes for 2018

https://youtu.be/9TDjMlzoFjw
Nigga what

>>54646536
Literally nothing, they send you a few warnings and then threaten to garnish your pay.

Tomorrow...... we finally kill the crab

>>54646571
kek I think the statue is like 3 years, so I don't think they can even come back for those now.

>>54646589
we won't

>>54646589
TOTAL CRUSTACEA DEATH

>>54646594
>I don't think they can even come back for those now
they probably owed me 500-1000 bucks that year, but yyoooooo that just made my whole fucking day

>>54646589
be careful what you wish for.. u might get it

I wonder why after 30 years the Congo suddenly kicks back off into a new phase of deadly conflict in 2022. Must have been lingering wuflu

>>54646238
Is Novavax a good bet?

>>54646619
Why not. Id suggest a major conflict with Russia/US spawns other conflicts all over as everyone suddenly decides to restart their fighting as the two big ones supply weapons to everyone. Well Africa make sense. We did desert twice now, back to jungles.

>>54646604
It depends. If they owe you money they'll happily ignore you not filing and pocket the money. If you owe them, they give you no slack at all. They'll send you a few "the deadline to file has passed you are late" letters, then eventually they'll start charging you interest on the taxes you owe which is about as Jewish as it gets, then if you still don't pay, they send it to collections and garnish your paycheck. I got a final warning from the state of Michigan saying I owed $700 from 2018, and it was a final warning. They said pay it or were garnishing your paychecks, so I finally paid it. Love making those kikes work for their money

sneed's feed and seed (currently fucking dead market because of kikes)

>>54646321
Doesn't work for me brother

>>54646543
did russia win

>>54646384
shut the fuck up

>>54646543

>>54646632
Seeing a chart like this always makes me think maybe itll pump again but then the pessimistic side of me goes
>nah that was the last one, you buy now and itll probably announce bankruptcy

>>54646737
>Bazinga!

Tomorrow we find out that the US government is insolvent.

>>54646751
>https://zombo.com/

>>54646589
wtf is that fish?

>>54646756
Oh shit is the debt ceiling vote tomorrow?

>>54646756
Nah I just bought a 13 week t bill on Monday so they got my 10k already. They got something to pay the bills with.

>>54646773
just a bass, but with down syndrome.

>>54646773
A Saharan Finned Garloid

>>54646756
>Tomorrow we find out that the US government is insolvent.
we knew that already, lel

Should I be shorting DIS? Desantis is going full on sperg mode on them. It almost seems petty at this point.

>>54646238
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton Eyed Joe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z0SSOwIIbA

Why am I scared? Why do the posts in this thread sounds so ominous and scary?

>>54646748
Lets say the probability of it going bankrupt is 70%. 20% chance it changes business. That means the chance of it mooning again is perhaps 10%.

>>54646813
There is nothing to be afraid of. Chuck Schumer will tell McConnell that if the Republicans vote to raise the debt ceiling, each republican will get a 7 year old boy to molest and they'll jump at the opportunity and we'll kick the can down the road until the next presidential election.

BBAI bros…
Hold my hand…

>>54646825
Oh, some debt ceiling meeting is tomorrow?

>>54646825
>each republican will get a 7 year old boy to molest
Maybe WSB is more your taste bud.

>>54646818
There is a 10% chance it goes to 200 again. 200*10%=20 dollars. That means it doesn't make sense to buy it past $20. It is currently 9.

>>54646813
the unusual extremely tight crabbing is indeed ominous and scary. No matter what news comes out it is like the market isn't impressed. What is it waiting for? Who is it waiting for?

>>54646507
Kek

>>54646836
>maybe WSB is more your taste bud.

>>54646756
Based!

>>54646834
Tomorrow we start to get the TGA (treasury general account) numbers for tax season. They'll roll in over the next week, but if things are really fucked then the debt ceiling X date moves up from July/August to early June.

>>54646825
Note that "kicking the can" where they strike a deal ends up draining hundreds of billions of dollars to liquidity as Yellen refills the TGA. When it comes to default, we are between Scylla and Charybdis.

>>54646836
Where do you think the Democrats are getting the 7 year olds from? Everyone in DC is a blood sucking pedophile. Don't let them fool you. If you still think left and right matter, you're still on square 1.

Bears cannot catch a fucking break this earnings season . NFLX down 10% shot straight up into green territory.

Every big company reports we get closer to proving the bull thesis and final nail in the coffin.

Earnings bottomed 4Q
Recession was last year
Market as always bottomed before earnings in June, and bears completely missed it
We will NEVER EVER see 3800 again.

>>54646896
stop, you are going to make the morgan stanley analyst cry

>>54646836
anon they all fuck 7 year olds.

>>54646737

>>54646896
Did you get embarassed enough yesterday, NAFO shill?

>>54646683
The irony in that the dollar is weaker than its ever been

>>54646939
*Didn't

>>54646873
The United States is a sinking ship. Everyone in Washington knows this, but the government is completely run by boomers so all they care is they can keep the ship afloat until they die. They couldn't care less what happens after that. Short term I'm fairly certain the Democrats expect to lose the presidency in 2024, so they're trying to set the next admin up for complete failure by destroying the dollar and therefore the country. Millennials are to busy arguing with each other over left and right to be bothered to notice, so the stage is set quite nicely for the boomers.

>>54646939

LOL. Everything you say is trash and wrong. Everything I say is correct.

And yet I will be the one downvoted .

Just watch earnings smash expectations and enjoy your puts going to zero.

>>54646926

>>54646966
>downvoted
Trolling outside of /b/. Cya.

>>54646962
>Democrats expect to lose the presidency in 2024,
I think they expect that but Im not so sure Trump can pull off the magic again.

>>54646978
AHAHAHAHA this is the richest psychological self-projection I have ever seen.

Yes I am the deluded one even though everything I say actually comes true. Meanwhile every week you say we're going to hit new lows.

Just recently you said we're going to have 50 bps again. Never fucking happened. Let's just sweep that under the rug and pretend it was never said.

APRIL WILL BE A BLOODBATH and new lows!!!! Can't wait till that remindme comes in.

It's truly pathetic and sad.

When my predictions actually stop coming true, I'll stop repeating them and take my licks. Until then, I'm just providing useful advice to all. The recession ended, new bull market has already begun. But even if it isn't DCA is just smart and responsible.

BUT BUT MUH Fed said recession is coming!!! Stop taking the world at face value and learn to read between the lines.

Market is down only 25%!!! How about in real terms?

QE was large!!! You're so damn close to realizing that the balance sheet barely shrank. Not sure why you can't connect the last few dots.

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/fredgraph.png?g=12Ch8

>>54646966
Line only goes up

>>54646978
>announcing reports

>>54646995
True

>>54646991
Nobody types that fast in under 50 seconds. You're copy-pasting from some plebbit account to hide your ukrainian ESL.

>>54647008
Meds, I type 195 WPM.

>>54646996
What does that make your post then?

>>54646825
>>54646836
Yeah, we don't wanna scare away the suits. Caught wind one of them posts here. WHO IS THEBLACKROCK POSTER

>>54647018
Not on the iPhone that you always shill from you don't.

>>54647021
How are your puts doing after the earnings beats today, Ivan? Maybe you should start longing the market, you still have time before we hit 5000.

>>54646331
Thanks for the reminder. Just paid my Q1 estimates.

> 90% of companies beat on EPS, 73% on sales, and 67% on both
wat mean? i thought we were gonna have a financial crisis

>>54647031
Why do you always come into these threads and project your tranny NAFO slav war onto everyone else? Why are you never able to post proof of your positions? Why are you never able to post proof that you're American?

>>54647043
It's almost like some entity has an interest in spreading doomer disinformation about the robust US economy. I wonder who would have a reason to do such a thing?

>>54647043
They are downplaying inflation so shits more inflated than we expected

>>54647046
I don't owe you shit, bobo faggot.

>>54647050
Post your long positions with timestamp. You won't because you work in a ukrainian shill farm.

>>54646988
Trump has the potential to gift wrap the presidency to the Democrats if Trump doesn't win the republican primary. If desantis wins it, trump will probably run as an independent and split the republican vote which will fuck up everything. If Biden seriously runs against desantis, he'll get fucking steamrolled which is why they won't have a single debate during the entire election. They'll store Biden in a coffin and wake him up after the election.

>>54647050
yeah bro they dont want retail investing
are you retarded

>>54647057
Why did you admit to being a shill last week?
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/54586433/#54586576

>>54647043
Only a handful of companies, mostly big banks, have reported so far. Of course they're wallowing in deposits earning them 5% via the Fed. Regionals report over the next few days and gentile companies over the next few weeks.

>>54647066
If it wasn't obvious enough already, it's literal paid Russian shills spreading anti American disinformation. These "people" make up the vast majority of bearish posters in these threads.

>>54647080
Prove that you're American. I dare you.

Is smg leaking into real life?

>>54647061
Sounds about right along what I was thinking. Plenty annoyed with trump especially recent stuff with the trannies. Desantis would be much more effective desu but not sure the MAGA boys are ok with that.

>>54646896
If that was true all I have to do is buy calls right now and I will simply win. So my question for you is, why arent you all in on calls and posting on here bragging? It's a solid plan right? Kek

>>54647090
My bullish pro American thesis is literally already proof I am. You doomer shills are projecting hard.

>>54646737
VIX is going to 8.
Simple as.

>>54647104
I am all in long positions, options are still gambling as the market maker can fuck your calls before sending it higher.

>>54647105
No, you post like an ESL ukrainian. Post timestamped proof you live in the United States. I would even settle for timestamped proof of your long positions.

>>54646966
>expectations purposefully lowered than what will actually occur
>hits higher
>:O
Seriously you don't understand how it works to pull such an easy trick do you?

Or when the company refuses to play ball
>put expected earnings 1000% higher than true expected return
>AAAAAA HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING THEY MISSED BY 90%!!!

Reminder that the Russian youtube shill TheMaverickofWallStreet made all new videos members only since 2 weeks ago purely because I shit on him so badly in the comments and called out his bobo faggotry LMAO.

>>54647116
Post proof of your positions. You won't because you don't hold any stocks.

>>54647123
>conspiracy nonsense

>>54647124
Prove that you're American. If that's too hard, prove that you're long.

>>54647131
I hold NVDA, ARKK, and chainlink.

>>54647141
How about you show us those longs?

>>54647116
Alright you dodged that one well as I too am well aware they can pull that stunt. Wew the amount of times theyve done it in the recent past is ridiculous tho.

>>54647155
>>54647147
>>54647131
Dude stfu no one cares.

>>54647151
Cool, now post timestamped proof.
>protip: ukrainians can't buy US stocks

/smg/ bears appear to be lashing out uncontrollably again, might be due for a pullback soon

>>54647124
"AND I'VE GOT A GOOD ONE FOR YOU!"

>>54647166
To be charitable to the boboids, it's literally just one extremely schizophrenic bear that thinks every bull is a US or Ukraine fed.

>>54647099
Yes which is why trump needs to kindly fuck off. Desantis is the exact same guy to a T except he has a deep burning hatred of trannies and gays which is perfectly fine with me. Trump is finally learning how to play politics, but it's far too late for him. His son coming out and defending Anheuser Busch is his way of trying to win over some support from the left in case desantis ends up running against him. If trump landed in office again he'd probably pass a historic tranny bill or something to win favor because he's a shameless narcissist that just wants people to like him. The guy is good for business when it comes to the American economy and he's far better than anything the left can shell out, but desantis seems to have a lot of hate in his heart which would be fantastic to watch it he becomes president. He doesn't give a fuck if he goes against the grain or the woke mind virus.

>>54647166
Gonna keep trading this crab, but if bobos lose control after TSLA's Earnings they're gonna be screaming!

Why is it so hard for the literal self-admitted shill to post its longs?

TOTAL JEWISH DEATH

I think people's perceptions of priced have changed.

>>54647167
Bullish, this should be enough to send EU markets to ATH. Inflation is bullish for stocks if you didn't grasp that concept by now.

>>54647175
>>54647187
Why do you accuse everyone who sees that there's going to be a recession of being a """russian vatnik"""?

>>54647180
>. If trump landed in office again he'd probably pass a historic tranny bill or something to win favor because he's a shameless narcissist that just wants people to like him
Exactly how I feel. His desire to not be the racist has him unironically becoming a liberal. I dont particularly trust him at all now with this anheuser busch.

>>54647199
The recession literally happened last year, you missed it big guy.

>>54647180
One thing you are forgetting is Desantis is not entertaining. Trump was the best twitter poster of all time

>>54647187
they are "relatively" speaking are ATH

Got luxury? LVMUY, HESAY, LRLCY

>Investors piled in for LVMH’s first debt sale in three years, as the luxury goods maker seized on stellar quarterly results as well as calmer conditions in Europe’s credit market.
>Demand for the Paris-based owner of Christian Dior and Louis Vuitton closed above €2.7 billion ($2.95 billion) for €1 billion of new bonds due in 2025, according to a person familiar with the matter, who asked not to be identified because they aren’t authorised to speak publicly. Interest had peaked at €3.6 billion during marketing before the final price was set.
>The bond is LVMH’s first venture into global debt markets since April 2020, when the company sold debt in the wake of the pandemic. That sale came soon after a huge deal in February to support the acquisition of Tiffany & Co.

>>54647207
You didn't answer my question. Why do you accuse everyone who sees the macroeconomic indicators of a recession of being a russian? What is the logical connection in your malnourished slav brain between the economy and russia? Explain it to us.

>mfw my shares of VIX expire worthless

>>54647224
Because its a false flag poster trying to make us Golden Bulls look bad

>>54647224
you dont use any "macroeconomic indicators" you're just parroting your favorite youtube doomer lmao

>>54647224
>You didn't answer my question. Why do you accuse everyone who sees the macroeconomic indicators of a recession of being a russian
Because every indicator is bullish, you can twist data to suit your schizo bear narrative, but doing so makes it seem like you have an agenda. Vatniks are the most logical group with this doomer agenda.

>>54647238
Your discord is breaking US law by operating as a pump and dump group. You understand that, right?

>>54647232
you can't buy vix

>>54647252
You *still* didn't answer the question. What is the logical connection between the economy and russia?

>>54647261
Well not with that attitude.

>>54647262
>What is the logical connection between the economy and russia?
Use your brain, retard. What country has been spreading fake anti American propaganda for the last few years? Russia.

>>54647276
Israel?

>>54647276
And so you think that all bad macroeconomic news is directly the work of the russian government, correct?

>>54647284

>>54646381
kek

>>54647285
>And so you think that all bad macroeconomic news is directly the work of the russian government, correct?
No, obviously not all. Specific, dedicated and illogical bobos such as yourself are suspicious.

>>54647296
The Federal Reserve says that there's going to be a recession. Does the Federal Reserve also work for Russia?

>>54647307
The Fed is consistently wrong and bad at making predictions.

>>54647276
America?

>>54647318
You didn't answer my question. Is the Federal Reserve spreading Russian propaganda by saying that there is going to be a recession?

Sex

>>54647332
AAAAAAAAAA SEXO SEXO OOOOOOOOOOOO AWOOOOGAA AAAAAAA

>rejected from another job interview
>little do they know I'm an elite trader

KEK RETAIL BAGGIES

>>54647232
Buddy, you think that's bad? My wife is going to kill me when she finds out I gotta rent a flatbed AND a warehouse for my worthless physical vix delivery. I should spend some time with my kids instead of being on here....

>>54647367
>KEK RETAIL BAGGIES
Why yes kek is with us retail baggies. How about you?

Shills are so dumb holy shit.

>>54647346
one is silver the other is clad.

>>54647332
based

>>54647209
You won't get that version of trump again. Like I said he's learned politics. What made him so entertaining was he thought he could barge into the white House as a politician and just bully everyone around like it was his business, but that's not how politics work. Trump merely adopted corruption, the old heads were born in it. He didn't play their game the way he was supposed to and now he's paying for it. That's what this court case is all about. It's the old heads letting him know that even if we don't have any dirt on you we can just make it up and the idiot American citizens will believe whatever they're told. Anyone who denies it will be labeled a schizo and a conspiracy theorists

>>54647332
>silently seething

>>54647454
What's weird is they act like retail is behind these pumps when it's clearly market makers and algos. They know when a crash is going to happen far before the government does, so what the hell is the finance community doing?

>>54646331
on this topic, has anyone done the MTM trader election on their return? Did you need to do anything special?

>>54647466

>>54647477
Ah yes, Jews gonna Jew. How could I forget.

>>54647477
reddit is fucked kek.

>>54647506
never relax
>>54647510
how so, other than being gay?

>>54647187
and we are entering disinflation, that's why stocks rise when rates are going up because inflation is going up. But guess what, it's going down now

>>54647524
your own images suggest they are being baited in to become multi year bag holders.

>>54647506
I'm trying out the antisemitism trade. I'll let you guys know in 3 months how it works out.

>>54646467
remember, an extention to file is not an extension to pay
better send a sweetener to uncle sam

>>54647541
There is really no way of knowing because the government and the fed fudge the numbers so badly that we don't actually know what state we're in economically. They are hoping they can fix the mess before the chickens come home to roost, but I don't think they'll be successful.

>>54646238
Check

>>54647551
I understand that in general but have no idea how it applies specifically to reddit, which is, in fact, what you specified.

>>54647476
>MTM trader election
I'll think about it when my capital loss carryovers get used up

>>54647276
>What country has been spreading fake anti American propaganda for the last few years?
to be fair America is promoting gays and trannies so its self-inflicted wounds to a certain degree

so my wife did our taxes last year and she said she couldn't figure out how to free file (we're asset rich, income poor) so she ended up paying the $75 or whatever to turbo tax
i just found it in like 10 seconds
i think i married retarded

>>54647477
Damn, we got a lot more pain in the pipeline.

>>54647676
What's scary is the pain hasn't even begun. More than half this general is turbo bullish. Which is frankly fascinating

>>54647672
>turbo tax
So many retards use this service ill never understand it. Plus why are you allowing your wife to do finances. You are the retard for not doing it yourself and talking about it with her.

>>54647702
i was not in a good headspce last spring (dead dad anon here) so she was helping out

how do we profit of the increasingly fast reality of worldwide totalitarianism?

>>54647697
its pain for bobos right now.

So it’s over guys. Only a slow crawl back up to new ATHs by EoY 2024. We did it. I hope you were accumulating this entire time. There’s still time left, but you’ve already missed the best part.

>>54647723
pain today is strength tomorrow

>>54647718
Ah ok all good then.

>>54647702
Turbo tax is free that's why everyone uses it. Well at least for your federal taxes. Are you one of the 5 people left in the United States that files their taxes the old fashioned way?

>>54647730
your pain is my gain

I'm putting together a team

does anyone trade stocks

>>54647739
ngl if i weren't such an ill-prepared procrastinator i would definitely do paper forms at the kitchen table, green visor and all

>>54647756
>theyre putting together a team
>we cant let them succeed.

It’s so easy, anons.

>>54647739
>Turbo tax is free that's why everyone uses it.
Isnt it only free for 1040 only? I have a business too but I also do it by hand and always have because I want to actually do it correctly. Turbotax files stuff incorrectly all the time because its a formula.

freetaxusa.com

>>54647702
I like it because it links to my brockerage and I don't have to do anything. Plus audit protection is a no brainer

>>54647779
>no dollar sign next to 10k
she only got a hundred per dick?

>yoyoyo, just watch some YouTube vidya. Sheeeeet, bitches be swole!

>>54647756

>>54647167
Thats a lot of inflation

>>54647820
>Plus audit protection is a no brainer
Do you pay for that? Seems silly to pay for something that you can do for free by sending in a letter to the IRS.

>just all bout dat price action, support resistance. It’s so easy.

I use TurboTax because it's convenient to track my losses carried forward going back years since I've already been using them.

>>54647838
Anon you DO know what an audit is right

>>54647853
Yes. Most people arent going to get audited if they explain where all the cash deposits came from. For most part the IRS will just send a letter with a correction and what you actually owe. Paying for a highly unlikely event because you are scared is just weird.

>>54647043
Wonder how TSLA will do. I put 20k in it.

>>54647780
Oh yeah I'm talking about personal taxes. If you are doing business taxes you definitely shouldn't be using turbo tax and should just go to an accountant

>>54647702
Taxes are literally a womans job. Dont tell me you do them yourself

>just manage your risk, bro. It’s so easy.

>>54647880
>should just go to an accountant
I dont use an accountant either...am i the only one who does it all by hand? Why should i pay someone to tell me what i know about myself?
>>54647885
Finance is a mans job.

>JEPI
why?
why not?
see it shilled here a bunch

>>54647903
meme

>>54647893
>Just buy the bottom of the great depression bro

>>54646507
Can’t you be patient, retard?

>>54647903
Risky method since its using options but could work. I know SCHD is also shilled here and if SC doesnt go bust this year and make it through id say thats a better option.

>>54647895
The man makes the money, the women does the taxes, this is how it has always been.

>>54647895
pretty stress free, get max deductions, nice quarterly statements, mostly free advice on maximizing write-offs, audit protections and legal representation, etc. they basically pay for themselves.

>>54647903
Its a fucking meme. Any etf should be with vanguard. They are meant to be boring and low cost

>>54647821
I’m just watching this bitch, and it screams “join my mlm” or “buy a timeshare, bro”.

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>>54647952
It will only crab

>>54647903
were in the midst of a bullrun and you are buying defensive etfs?

>>54647477
>staring at 4-14% divy with ATH EPS
THE SKY IS FALLING GUYS! DON'T BUY! WHAEVER YOU DO!!!

We priced in Recession in October, because every stock that didn't go 40-50% UP in 2021-2022 when everything else on earth in the US did, Lost Value.
Yes, there is a current recession on main street, just starting. New housing starts and stalled hiring are the tell. But the way things are heading with the #1 US export, WEAPONS, the market will blow right through that Aspirin and 4 cups of coffee day, and you'll be wondering if 5.5 or 6k is a better crab level before you can remember how to collate your business card file by Fax access.
Bet against the US factory at your own risk.

I do my taxes using cashapp who bought creditkarma taxes (the best thing about creditkarma before). Noo fees and is reasonably flexible so far.

>>54647932
Considering most didnt even let their women read no it wasnt.
>>54647935
I dont think you can buy audit protection but I understand why people give their data to a corporation to use. I prefer to do it by hand. Not trying to be mean but ive never met a person who used turbo tax that also understood taxes.

>>54647895
Generally speaking an accountant does all of the pesky leg work for you and can also help you maximize your deductions to help dodge the IRS Jew as much as possible. A lot of people with no accounting experience or education don't realize that you can write basically every single transaction you make off as some kind of "business expense". Took the family out to dinner? That's an entertainment expense, save your receipt. Filling up your gas tank on you vehicle?
That's a transportation expense, save your receipt. Bought groceries? That was food for the office, save the receipt. You can Jew the IRS a million different ways of you know what you're doing.
>>54647871
The average person has basically a 0% chance of getting audited unless they are blatantly fraudulent. Like if you make $40k a year and are trying to claim $100k in deductions. The audit protection on turbo tax is just a meme.

>>54647935
I might need one after buying a house this year and converting to natural gas etc with high efficiency systems to get energy credits.

>>54647984
Agreed with you. Most people are financially retarded. Im just surprised to see so many of them here using handicap software. I just did business filing for first time and I get a ton of per diem and can stack mileage up pretty easily without much accountability. Im pretty sure as a LLC I can now make more than ive ever did and somehow pay less taxes.

Politically you guys are real faggots. Best economy we ever had until Covid. Shitty people you are.

>>54647996
natural gas is illegal

>>54647981
I was talking about an accountant. if you actually do have business income they are worth every penny.

>>54647252
>risk free percentage higher on t bills than stock market
>ultra inverted yield curve
>dollar milkshake happening
>collateral crunch
>bank runs
>real estate bubble popping
>money supply dropping
>credit drying up
>government running out of money

Yup everything is bullish.

Why are there so many bulls here now? futures are sagging and everything crabbed earlier on messy earnings. Just sell and get some CDs and you're guaranteed to make more money than hoping for 4200 this year

So I missed the bottom in October?

>>54648002
>Im just surprised to see so many of them here using handicap software
it saves me time so i use it. my time is worth something. you sound poor tbqh

>>54648023
We're actually in a 90-year bear market rally. We still have a gap to fill from 1933.

>>54648002
Not surprising, look at the people here. They think a mutant fish shit coin stock is going to make them money. They also probably claim 0 on their w-4 so they can get "free money from the government every year" not knowing that they're literally giving the government a tax free loan.

>>54648023
wow, its all returned to normal, thank god.

>>54648017
>if you actually do have business income they are worth every penny.
All theyre doing though is using turbo tax and looking at my receipts.
>>54648027
I make enough I dont care about rushing back to my wagie cage that I can take my time understanding us tax laws.
>>54648034
>tax free loan.
I actually got interest paid on it once because it was late. But i work in an industry where my pay varies each year quite dramatically so my W4 is never accurate. (oil and gas).

>>54648049
lmao

>>54648021
Because spy is crabbing at the high end of its range. If it was crabbing at the lows everyone would act like a bobo.

>>54647043
the shitstocks haven't reported yet
earnings are always best-first

>>54648023
Yup, it’s over. Try again in 20 years.

>>54647326
Pwnt that dipshit

WHERE IS THE HENTAI

>>54647977

>>54647952
It will crash when bears stop trying to time the big one. Until then, we're in 0DTE crab zone

>>54648083
So, EPS are down? I guess that means the shares are down? Oh, they are? Ok. Well, that must be a sign the recession is upon us.
And then what happens?
>we all stop working, commit harikari so the Kremlinites can pretend that looting an entire continent in the name of being dangerous doesn't actually work to make you dangerous
Yeah, that was my plan from birth. To just quit living so some AssFucker Rapist Lifetimer in the FRF could feel good about ripping the colon of poor Russian Conscripts for a living, instead of being proven to be a degenerate failure and walking pile of filth.

I don't normally wave the flag, but you guys need to suck a shotgun for what you actually do to the Rus.

Lockheed Martin, because picking off a Major who has been raping teen males for decades is a true Pleasure.

>>54647702
It unironically makes you look like a retarded normie rule follower. One of herd. A fish among many, many others.

If you don't understand why that is valuable when it comes to doing your taxes then explaining it to you probably won't help either.

This might be a stupid question, but can someone please explain to me why MBS ETFs are yielding less than equivalent duration US Treasury ETFs?

>>54648123
TLDR

>>54646331
should i have put 6500 in a 2022 ROTH?

>>54648123
Lockheed Martin wont be worth much should conflict escelate and US gets first striked. The emperor has no pants. Mutually assured destruction does exist currently.

why is the VIX up 12%?

today was the generational bottom, wasn't it?

>>54648151
Lack of new mortgages. Those etfs are holding portfolios built up on 3% rates. NAV gets discounted, but its yield remains trash.

>>54648228
for sqqq

>>54648099
Here, this one is one of my favorites. Sorry if you aren't in le secret club, but I can't be bothered to find it on the normy site.
https://exhentai.org/g/1012217/7102c808b8/

Also, INTC shouldn't really have a lower cap than AMD. I wonder when the market is going to fix that? (to make this post on topic)

Your mom's a bottom.

>>54648241
i used to know how to get into that site. you had to disable cookies. dont know how to anymore. i guess its time to grow up.

>>54648221
The emperor has pants but only if children aren't around.

I wish there was a way to buy options on pedophilia.

>>54648237
ahh ok that makes sense. thanks, anon.

>>54648264
you have to have a g.e-hentai account, log in, then clear cookies with exhentai before you go again. then you get a cookie that lets you access it always

>>54648224
because of 0dte's

>>54648285
uhhh.... no?

I'm never selling this 4-week Treasury bill. Diamond hands.

>>54648228
Species top, in fact.

BULL BROS> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CTAS ARE LONG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MERCURY IS GOING RETROGRADE!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bull bros...

>>54648360
What the fuck

>>54648360
the TV told me we were going up and to buy more.

>>54648360
>>54648377
>>54648412

VIX-peration you retards

https://www.macroption.com/vix-expiration-calendar/

>>54648021
>Just sell and
*let Robinhood pay you 4.4% on your uninvested cash just sitting there ready to pounce on
THA DIPPARINO
at a moment's nootice.

i still can't believed they blacked jake from statefarm
white guys can't even be the bumbling employees in commercials anymore

>>54648312
Why would you buy 4 weeks? the yield is terrible on 4 weeks due to the scramble for collateral. I think it makes way more sense to ladder into 2/3/4 month bills.

>>54648342
the words your looking for are.. "return to the mean"

>>54648427
>https://www.macroption.com/vix-expiration-calendar/

Markets crashed a little during last vix-PERNIGGERVACTAION as well faggot.

>>54648440
White men aren't real, take your meds.
PPH
IHE
And when you need your booster, PFE

>>54648440
can't handle a little options gamma unclenching ya little pussy?

>>54648472
just buy UONE calls for juneteenth nigga

>>54648458
Bobo doin big thangz

>>54648526
no...it cant be

IRS is literally raping me

anyone got a penny AI / bio stock that will moon soon?

>>54648575
that is impressively little dividend income

>>54648575
>literally raping me
Post cost basis

Urge to slurp banks is riiiiiising

>>54648213
Always fill up your tax-advantaged space, yes. Even if you a broke nigga you can just park your emergency fund in a money market in your Roth.

>>54648269
There was but, alas, they closed down PIPP without ever finding a target.

sometimes, i take two showers. in one day!

>federal and state government both rejected my taxes
ok cool, look like im not paying

Will any day ever be non 0% again? This is so tiresome

So are you guys paying more or less than last year? A lot? A little?

>>54648592
AITX

>>54648569

>>54648691
i payed a lot more than last year as a result of making BIG gains. was shocked, but you gotta give the gang their cut if they let you play ball.

>>54648691
this year I didn't have GME gains.

>>54648691
WAY more and I'm going to pay a penalty in a few months. Now I know how it feels to have some useless hoe suck my bank account dry.

>>54648733

>>54648733

>>54648733

>>54648703
Pumping. 100% improved

>>54648643
>Even if you a broke nigga you can just park your emergency fund in a money market in your Roth.
You can't be too broke my nigga, you need earned income to contribute. NEETs aren't allowed.

>>54648691
A lot, but I was working two full-time jobs and cleared 120k
spoiler: I was doing the absolute bare minimum at both

>>54647050
It's called the US Federal reserve

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