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>>54637242

Don't care, let me know when link is >$500

>>54637242
meh itll retrace. wake me up when it goes to +$500

here before tyson, adam and moyer start fuding the thread with pol shit

>job interview in an hour
>LINK is pumping

The interview seems pointless now

I sold at 8.25$

Pls say it comes back.

>>54637258
Are you me??

>>54637277
If you're him, then I'm you, and since you can't check your own digits I won't.

>>54637282
>c-cchecked!

>>54637276
Swingies will swing.

>>54637346
singies will swing, bobos will cope, nolinkers will seethe and stinkers will WIN

>>54637242
Meaningless until we get towards $10 and flip $9.30.

>>54637242
WAGMI

>>54637242
Ayyyyyyyyyyy

>>54637379
meaningless until $12.65

>>54637412
meaningless until $1488.00

>>54637412
Kek do you remember this WTFWT meme level? I try to find those threads from 2019 or thereabouts in the archive but never find them. I swear they were posted at least weekly back then. Gimme if you have a screenshot

>>54637488
digits

>>54637488
Checked and heiled

calling $10 by eotd

Hey people.
Newfag here that got into crypto way to late.
What's the sui stack for this shit.?

>>54637488
Based and fuhrer pilled

>>54637242
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>54637586
1k but get as much as you can

>>54637586
Suicide stack: 1K
Make it stake: 10k.

>>54637601
Matt Damun

>>54637488
Checked and Heil Hitler.

You didn’t mistrust him right?

>>54637586
You're lying but anyway reminded me of this https://chainlinkrpg.itch.io/chainlinkrpg
Play it

>8.6$ breached
>8.7$ soon

>>54637637

>>54637637
AHHHH WHERE ARE MY LINKIES!!

Getting 2020 may vibes here

Havent felt alive since then

>>54637702
Your loss. One of the fucking funniest experiences of my entire life and definitely top 5 favourite Chainlink moments, up there with the cathartic sanity-dissolving hilarity of picrel.

obvious fat russian scam is obvious

>>54637722
Checked

Btc dump incoming

>>54637734
I will never forget Chat’s reaction to pic related. We all thought we were gonna be BitConnected

WTFWT MARINES

>>54637766
Fucking KEKKK. It was the kind of laughter you just give in to, like a physiological coping mechanism. You feel like you're insane, or something big has gone to shit, but you have no control and did not cause it, so you just giggle maniacally. I think that's what the word "hilarious" means literally. In some weird way though I felt like it was telling us all not to take this shit too seriously despite the fact we all have our futures riding on this. That's why I say cathartic. I don't know. I'm going to need to tell this whole story some day just to get it off my chest because it has been a fucking insane ride as someone here from the start. I bought a few months after ICO.

>>54637242
You piece of shit linkies. Do we need to start WW3 over taiwan to get you pathetic stinkies back under $7 USD? Just sell and save millions of lives.

>>54637488
checked.

>>54637734
>>54637766
>>54637859
Cringy autism dances at tech conferences were always a good sign. From Microsoft 95 basement dwelling nerd celebrations to Vitalik and the entire Ethereum foundation dancing AND rapping out of sync on stage about Merkle proofs and plasma chains.

The moment you see a tech conference become very formal and serious is when you should sell, when you see socially inept autism you buy.

>>54637859
It couldn't have been more perfect desu

>>54637242
I kneel

>>54637488
Checked and based

>>54637734
kek

>>54637495
They were probably "we're all in this together" now supersneeded by WTFWT

>>54637886
One of my favourite videos ever is your picrel of Microsoft x Rolling Stones. Fucking kek just thinking about it.

>>54637889
Something like that. Was a real wake-up call I guess. Made me realise I'd been a little complacent with my conviction maybe.

>>54637897
Yeah but it was specifically $12.65.
Just makes me laugh as back then was posted as it would have been the insane move we were all waiting for yet today still applies.

>>54637910
Lurk the archives and report back

>>54637920
Have tried! Many times. No avail.

>>54637923
What are you looking for exactly, i have big folder of ancient link memes

So seriously: what is the reason for this? Did Sergey find another toilet to give a talk from or what?

>>54637242
QUANTITATIVE PYMP IT SIRGAY

>>54637488
WHA WHA WHA WHAAAAAAAAAT!

>tfw linkies are on borrowed time

>>54637980
Years of suppressed news still has to be priced in.
Same thing happened in summer of 2020 when Link "escaped" the constant suppression that had been going on and pumped to rank 5 against the entire market.

>>54637980
Started paying up

>>54637608
What does it even mean to "make it" though? Because you'll be able to easily retire from just a sui stack.

>>54637627
I still remember this. I gave up hope in March 2023. I understand the reason why it would pump from November but it got delayed to March. I was hoping people would front run it. Will CCIP rrat play out?

>>54637966
Just one of those $12.65 WTFWT demoralisation posts from 2019 that I could've sworn got posted weekly yet I cannot for the life of me find in the archives.

>>54637637
I remember when that basedanon came on here and made that game. Epic bread it was.

>>54637997
there he is guys tyson is here

>>54638081
A huge chunk of the /biz/ archives were lost, weren't they? I remember those threads too. Maybe they were deleted.

>>54637273
this, pink boys get the rope

>>54637242
>YOUR TIME IS NOW!
Seems too good to be true, CCIP isn't even out yet. Why is it pumping?

>>54638010
Make it means being able to do whatever you want in comfort and style. It's more than just retirement, it's the ability to wear the fanciest clothes, stay at the best hotels, drive the flashiest cares, and basically live the life of someone with a very large net worth. You'll know if you have made it because you'll start ticking things off your bucket list so quickly that you'll have to come up with a new list with more ambitious goals.

>>54637601
general damu is that really you? long time no see

>>54638190
see
>>54637627
CCIP got delayed to March 2023 from November 2022 for Europe. We got months of pumps incoming.

>>54637242
https://www.tradingview.com/chart/LINKUSD/r4C6lA9c-LINK-It-is-time/

game plan, my stinky sisters

>>54638190
It's just correcting because it got oversold on the BTC/LINK

>>54638252
HOLY SHIT ITS GOING TO $19?????
I only need it to do another x2.5 to get my money back from there...

>>54638368
lmao you bought at 47 and held all the way down? Sucks to be you. It'd be even worse if you sold at 50 on the way back up and Link went to 100+ kek.

>>54637258
>>54637270
Sounds good fellas, see you in a month.

>>54638420
I first bought four stinkies at 50 without really looking at what the project was and after it hit around 25 started buying and bought all the way down and will continue buying all the way up. Fiat cuck bucks are a bigger joke than any dog themed shitcoin.

>>54637495
i have a 12.65 wtfwt on my other pc, I will post it in a bit

>>54638639
Yes please.
As long as it's earlier than this one. I can't find the 2019 ones for the life of me.

>>54638420
Yes. It sucked. But I am never selling my link so I couldnt get out...

get a load of this guy

>>54637637
What do I do to survive the sewers?
I have a flesh-light but I need a mask.

>>54638665

>>54637734
Agreed. Smart Con 1 networking chat shenanigans also is in my top 5

>>54637242

Are there any upcoming announcements? Or are we waiting for consensus 23 and hope for some new updates?

I know this is pretty weak compared to other marines in here, but is it possible to at least get some nice return with like 40LINK stack? I bought at 7 usd.

>>54638722
>pic related
that was me :^)

>>54638665
We should be thanking him, his bad luck was the last boulder keeping linkies stinky. Now his loss can be everyone else's gain.

>>54638735
How does $40bil sound?

Chainlink is the best performer on the weekly alongside Avax and Sol in the top 25.

I've a feeling we'll see LINK peaking in the top 10 this run, $200+

>>54638599
Same here Anon bought 20 at $40 something and managed to DCA my way down to $7.80. Still a stacklet though

>>54638722
*Smart Con 0
>>54638738
Nice

Where is that guy who dresses up in the pink wojak outfit, I know you're here schweety-pie

>>54637488

I bought this shit years ago, and I just remember I had this shit. It's time to forget again.

>>54638728
I haven't kept up with the staking news, have we actually gotten any BUILD airdrops yet?

>>54637242
NINE FUCKING DOLLARS WAITING ROOM
WE DID IT REDDIT

>>54637242
FINALLY

>>54637859
you are sounding euphoric. Time for bitcoin to meganuke. sorry anon I don't make the rules.

>>54637627
So the prediction was that Link will go down with the market, bounce off its lows, and then go back up?

WOW this guy is a heckin genius

>>54638692
you go back to the linkmarine building with the masked guys at the entrance

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>54638964
Thanks!

>>54638969
>he bought the pump

>>54639002
Buying Link at any price under $100 is a fucking steal.
>$1k eoy

Calling it now. $10 by eotd. $15 by the eowt. ATH by the end of May.

>>54637886
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

>>54637488
Checked and based

>>54637637
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FLASHLIGHT

>>54637488
I kneel.

>>54637242
SIR REPORTING IN SIR

>>54637249
Ew. There is literally NO meme magic up in this bitch. This thread disgusts me. OG magic is not present in this thread. The memes suck. This thread sucks. I’m not helping by posting cats but this shit is sad and something feels off.

>>54637488
Checked

>>54639343
meme magic is witchcraft
heretics will burn

>>54639343
what feels off is you and your presence
bye

>>54639400
checked and well said dad!

>>54639360
>>54639400
All you newfags are gay seasoning niggers. This coin rises or falls with meme magic.

>>54637258
This.
>link up but cant even break out of the $9 channel
>ooooooo wagmi!
>AI coins up 1000% in a month
>nothing
Linkcels are the biggest cucks right behind xrpee.

is today the day it starts?

>>54639575
yes

if you had told me in 2020 Linkies would be celebrating a 6% pump under $10 in 2023 I would've been in disbelief. Stockholm is an amazing phenomenon

>>54639493
I've been here longer than you
and long enough to know that's nothing to be proud of

>>54639493
he's right about meme magic being witchcraft though
and I say that as someone who's dabbled

>>54639708
same bro
one day we will escape the clockwork elves or whatever demonic shit is behind the internet

it begins...this is literally it, this is our ETH run to $1000\

Unironically, 1000 eoy

Watching this again to celebrate the $8.50 dopamine hit

This price action warrant the most masterful of all Linkmemes:
https://vocaroo.com/JSakxEkQaM

OOOOOO

AAAAA

https://vocaroo.com/1bpNjNHjKys9

>>54639868
please shut the fuck up
This shit can't pump even 10% without everyone getting all excited, and then it dumps mercilessly.
I wish it weren't true but it is
There is no reason for this pump, and it's going to crash hard as hell.
You know it
I know it

>>54640358
>and then BITCOIN dumps mercilessly
ftfy

Would be a shame if btc dumped

imagine still holding

i bought 12k linkies at 6.96 am i gonna make it

>>54640312
Lmfao

>>54640413
Lol yes but where did you get so much money from??

>>54640413
you'll probably be a millionaire in a year or two, but you won't truly make it until 2028 at the earliest.
I'm in the exact same boatbut I bought cheaper

>>54640470
its like half my portfolio i did well last run on shitcoins
kinda wanted a safer bet this time cause rugs hurt

>>54637488
holy based

>>54640476
>but I bought cheaper
Oof which means you have been holding for years. The opportunity cost must be crushing. All you had to do was hold ANYTHING else and you would have more money.

>>54640312
good times

>>54637488
Basado numberinos

>>54638929
Everything that anon predicted turned out exactly like he said. If it pumps in April or at the very latest June, we can safely say he was one of the few legit insiders.

>>54640312
https://vocaroo.com/1mTbbemiCAdt

>>54640312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhH87Ub0uDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbHrwFM4ZNk

>>54637488
what does it mean??
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>54640628
It means there will be an actual Holocaust this time

>>54637488
wow

>>54640522
Fuck yeah it was hard to hold.
Congrats, you're not completely retarded

>>54640312
>SIR GAY NAZAROV
>SIR GAY NAZAROV
>...
>CHING LING
>SIR GAY NAZAROV
>SIR GAY NAZAROV
>...
>CHING LING

>>54638733
CCIP, DECO, functions, and low latency oracles are all on test net. Any day now the switch could be flipped

>>54640723
2 more weeks

Everytime I see one of these posts and check LINKs rank it’s rank 19. Can you guys stop doing this until it’s actually outperforming the market rather than just moving with it

>>54640795
except it's literally outperforming the market right now, target: $1000.

>>54640826
Ok fair enough if you look at 24h and 7 day movements it’s near the top. Not to move goalposts but that isn’t really my point. If it was steadily moving up the ranks that would be one thing but I feel like it’s been stuck between 17 and 24 for years.

>>54640826
1000$ is 500 billion mc if we dont count locked wallets, right up there with btc marketcap...

>>54637488
Try $7488.00

>>54640924
Staked wallets don't count

It's over bros, LINK is not new tech, a hidden gem, or a coming 10-100x. LINK is mainstream and is in Twitter roasties bios. It’s a corporate entity now, so Sergey has to dump another 750k LINK to hire talent managers and diversity officers. LINK hasn’t been the biz token for over 2 years now. Just sell anons... i-i-iit’s over. It was a good ride.

>>54637242

>>54640965

>>54640924
sooo entirely doable and reasonable for a technology as groundbreaking as chainlink? yes

>>54640965

>>54640549
>it going to go down with the bear market
>and then it will also go up at this time, but it not then, then later

Nostradamus. Also lol @ “Pump”. It was in the teens in December.

>>54640723
don't forget PROF

>>54637488
Heil!

>>54641074
Link was $6 last december you dumb fucking nigger.

Wake me up when it’s back in the top 10… considering the other shit that’s in there this shouldn’t be difficult

MmmMmmMmmmMmm... big macs... Aghahhahghhhh..

>>54641640

>>54639233
bathroom, sink

>>54640962
Says who

>>54639708
doubt. im the anon that discovered what brand sergeys shirt was.

What's the suicide stack bros? I have 350 LINK. Will I make it?

Sick "pump"... it's already over. Back to your regularly scheduled dumping. Couldn't even break $9, pathetic.

Is 1000 stinkers enough?

>>54642105
1000
maybe you will make it but you will have to wait more than others, i would try to buy more nonetheless

>>54642454
1000 is the absolute bare minimum. Literally have a single Link less than 1000 and you're roping when it hits $1000 in the 2030's
Even the tripfag fud niggers like Uncleoldfag have a few thousand link just in case

>>54641716
They are out of the circulation forever
Why would they count?

>>54637734
Cu meter being on the scene was much better.

>>54642521
Where the hell am I supposed to get 85 grand? Out of my ass???

>>54643261
1000x8.6=8600

>>54637488
checked
bro, how’d you do that?

>>54643298
Oh you’re right. Good work anon I’ll start buying right away.

>>54639343
This >>54639400

>>54637488
I was here

>>54639400
checked & gottem

>>54642105
Just reached my second sui stack of LINK. AIGMI?

>>54637242
WAGMI anons

>>54637242
STINKIN LINCOLN
STINKIN LINCOLN
STINKIN LINCOLN

>>54643261
>>54643298
>>54643338
desu, you really do need to find a way to get 10k.
1k is barely above cope because you don't want to be sitting here with a couple hundred grand/in 6 figure hell while the rest of us are posting 7 figure portfolios and buying retarded stuff with our staking gains.

>>54644853
I have 3k, like almost exactly 3k
not gambling on some risky shitcoins, fuck that
although I admit I was feeling strong FOMO towards pepecoin

>>54644853
that's why it's called a suicide stack. others kill themselves, they at least keep living

>>54637488
Checked!

This reminds me I saw a Hitler friendly Chainlink holding wallet.

>>54644853
>you really do need to find a way to get 10k
that's the goal. have 1k that'll never be touched, but 2k more to sell in 2026 for hopefully a nice pullback rebuy. also a few grand in micro alts. hoping to have mid six figures for the next bear.

>>54638665
They expected one of us among the wreckage brother

>>54638665
Does someone have the older post of someone who sold before the ETH rally in 2017 because he thought it would go down before and wanted to swing it?
I feel similar vibes in this picture.

We're all going to look back on this day and think "I remember when LINK hit $8 just like it was July 2020 all over again"

THREE FUCKING YEARS AGO

>>54645345
Not getting the same vibes but here you go anon.

>>54644876
Anon, keep stacking, but even 100 is enough to make it if blockchain tech (the entire industry) succeeds in the main goals. If 100 BTC isn't enough to make it, than neither is 100 Link.

>>54637242
I have enough with VINU, maybe when I go crazy and sell my shit like my consoles I'll consider the idea of investing again, we've been through too many crashes these last months to want to do something else

>>54637242
Enjoy, LINKbros. Wagmi

>>54640407
Zoom out