/biz/ - Business & Finance

Stop posting early you tranny, no one here likes you
>>54638269
Where does he show the greatest level of call gamma being 4200?
I want some hopium

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

buddy check bitcoin computer

WHOA BLACK BETTY

ah my order didnt go through right before that drop.

At this point the stock market just ignores the FED. When anyone expect jpow talks nothing happens, The forecasts are wildly different and inflation isn't even considered by any bank to be a problem next year. Incredible, one of them has to be wrong.

im bagged

buy SABS

>>54639568
double topped

>>54639598
>>54639568
>>54639555
>>54639581

dont worry niggas, the retard market always went up after dropping the last months,
maybe it doesnt now but who knows

Holy shit what even happened to Hapag-Lloyd AG between 2019 and now?

>>54639593
>FED
The flow is toe in, precision as an afro trim
All big letters but isn't no acronym

>>54639616
double cope, amirite

>>54639541
Got £300 what cheap stocks can I buy wanna out 100 in each

>>54639593
They can both be right and the only constant/given is that my investments will be heemed

>Heh nothing personal Mumu

>>54639607
dude why is it up so high?

>>54639647
I feel this is more a snibs kind of situation.
> snibswokeuplate.jpg
Someone post it

>>54639652
idk. i just try to chase pumps

>>54639632
Bitfuck is going to zero regardless.

DIE STOCK MARKET DIE

>>54639652

>>54639634
Rolls Royce

>>54639607
good call

Germanon actually believes 50% of his energy comes from renewables

Um like just kill all jews okay

What's the /smg/ consensus for the price target of Sky Kangs?

>>54639706
It’s clean coal, say it with me… clean coal

>>54639706
Germans love burning coal.

/OJ bros stay winnin

My portfolio is -0.08% this month
FUCKING CRAB ASS BULLSHIT

genocided my toilet call me David Dookie

Feds Bullard: Sees restrictive policy rate between 5.5% and 5.75 range
US recession predictions ignore strength of labor market
Pandemic savings still to be used
Not much clear progress on inflation means interest rate needed to continue to rise
Still sees adequately restrictive policy rate at 5.5% – 5.75% range, bias to hold for longer until inflation contained
Risk of bank stress causing broad problems seems to have diminished
Fed should avoid extensive forward guidance and next meeting, keep options open
Fed Bullard and Feds Waller are both lobbying for multiple rate hikes still to come.

Bonjour

>>54639718
I don't know why they go through all the added effort to wash the coal before the burn it. It's like these fucking politicians are in bed with the unions to create unneeded jobs for people cleaning the coal before combustion.

>>54639711
very financially sound advice
upvoted and gold sent

>>54639780
the mumutard holocaust doth approacheth

>>54639792
They b& another guy from The Reddit? Awesome.

thi is a gay rally desu

>>54639772
i dont get it

>>54639783
Baggie seen as you are trader of the week what’s your current positions?

>>54639772
First kek of the thread

Die bobotard die

*ring* *ring* *ring*
Hi
I need a dump for opex
thanks bye

>>54639818
I haven't traded any stocks or options in 3 years.

>>54639826
Damn you are retarded

anyone else just get rugged by SABS?

>>54639834
If so explain this time stamp baggie

https://youtu.be/CvRq_o6wnUU
truth wins out, teehee innovations, we are actually in a deflationary spiral
haha

>SPY (-0.10%)
reeeee where is my plunge protection we should be +0.6% by now.

Why is nasdaq tanking all of sudden

>>54639873
Everybody knows that was a forgery. I didn't write it, and the fact you continue to try to claim I did is proof of your own retardation. I hope you get help, and best of luck with your transition you fucking tranny.

>>54639607
>>54639857
Lmao

Buy Rycey! The Future is here!

>>54639919
Aw just when I was starting to warm up to you, you call me names

>>54639912
operation HARD landing is commencing
JPow lied

This is the end. The stck market dies from this day on.

>>54639919
>this much seethe
>expecting me to believe you didn't type this
Just stop being a faggot namefag shitter and this would stop being an issue.

>>54639989
I fucking hope so

UH OH MUMU

>news that Microsoft is developing their own AI chip to cut out nvidia
>Msft red, nvda green

>>54640001
that's not why nvda is green

>>54639989
It fucking better

sold my 0dte puts, market can go back up now

>>54640007
Presumably it's not why msft is red either, but i find these numbers odd regardless

>>54639996
Look at the font after the tripcode retard. It's such an obvious forgery, and anybody who falls for it is fucking retarded, which means (you)'re probably fucking retarded too.

>>54640001
>msft and nvda doing this on absolutely no news
>that's exactly what i've been trying to tell ya
>this market is totally manipulated, babe

Lets get some fresh ideas in here

stupid cunt on bloomberg says european consumer this year is better off than last year. LMAO, energy prices for heating increased this year (delay/lag). Yes, gas was at 2 euros+ for a moment, but now it's still at 1.80, so what gives? Heating gas now costs 4x more than last year. Currently I pay 2x because of the "Gaspreisbremse" (state paying)

>>54640041
GMDA, DRMA, BLU, GSMG, SLGG, YS
good luck

and just like that SQQQ is green. sry mumu tard boiz

Is 4200 in the room with us now?

Goldbugs keep winning
Why havent u bought gold miners anon?

>index is down 1/10th of an percentile after months of pumping
>all mumus come from the woodworks to yell TOLDYOUSO
Shut the fuck up

>>54639634
PDI

>>54640044
u are the stupid cunt for bitching instead of working on moving away from cuckland

>>54639783
>>54639834
>>54639919
>>54640028
I haven't been on biz in months but this is exactly what I was hoping to see upon my return.
Hope your passover was leavened, Baggie. My bacon is fucking delish.

>>54640051
>GSMG
This looks perfect. Thanks.

>>54640078
why would bulls come out to say i told you so if it's down?
you mean bobos?

>>54640075
Gold is like the worst investment out there. It doesn't inverse the market, and doesn't even hedge vs inflation. Buying gold here is like wiping before you poop.

>>54639541
Who else buying treasuries here? T bills looking juicy at 5%.

>>54640100
Yes. That anon is genuinely retarded.

>>54640078
>index is down
>all mumus come
nigga u confused

>>54640092
You missed it, I celebrated my first Easter this year.

>>54639835
What's your problem?

INTC 20 eom.

>>54639663

>>54640113
I will never buy bonds, partly because I think the US government plans to default on its debts

>ALLR
this is looking like a great one to scalp

why is smg so slow
is everyone banned?
i'm about to start reading baggies posts out of desperation

>>54640104
>>54640075
Some miners (Barrick) are also paying good dividends, I just slurped more $AG here

>>54640145
>US government plans to default on its debts
If the us defaults then your stocks arent safe either. Most banks have treasuries as collateral and a lot of companies have them too.

>>54640104
My gold is up 50% and I bought in barely a year ago. My next best investment these past two years. I like gold :)
Bros, why is BoA red? Beat all expectations and presented good guidance. Plus it's a big bank so the inflation and "high rates" are good

>i listened to a random anon to buy bbai yesterday

what are the chances

>>54640041
100% conservative portfolio of SQQQ

>>54640044
freedom

>>54639634
HOC mining. zoom out fellow bong

>HSBC NVDA price target of $355

>>54640145
Nah. All they have to do is print more money to inflate the debt away.

>>54640197
Then why don’t they do that then, instead of this big song and dance about higher for longer

>>54640213
Because they arent trying to lower the debt, theyre trying to lower inflation. So they raise rates and cut back on investments made by banks for a while. That doesnt affect the us debt though.

How much do you think I could get for my garloid?

>>54640221

>>54640090
I'm not bitching, I'm saying she has no clue and talks shit on TV.

>>54640221
ok wow and i thought i saw enough internet today with those black people drowing

>/smg/ is dead
They got everyone didn't they?

>>54640073
Getting a feeling 4150 might come first

>>54640244
bears seethe but bulls leave

>>54640104
Im up 16% on gold miners since March but sure keep telling everyone how gold is "the worst investment out there".

>>54640221
rekt

>>54640221
That’s the most heinous thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life

>>54640244
FOMC in 15 days, market can get boring for some

>>54640132
Kek. Thx anon

>>54640044
>stupid cunt
name?

>>54640244
Only the gayest retards will survive

>>54640261
25 bepis rape hike looks pretty likely
market seems to have priced it in and is just waiting for new data or FOMC meeting to confirm

predict today's market close

>>54640297
4PM eastern

What the fuck>? Jannys are on a rampage nuking posts. I'ma lay low so I don't get b& again.

>>54640297
4141

>>54640145
>US government plans to default on its debts
they'll definitely raise the debt ceiling

>>54640297
>+0.2%
+0dte kicking in soon so who cares... boring ass market. Pretty much everything is priced in and nothin exciting is on the horizon

>>54640297
bout tree fiddy

I'M REALLY LATE FOR MY MEETING

>>54640284
don't know, she looked middle eastern-indian. Also short I think, but she was sitting. But I don't think it was Gupra or what her name was, seemed like somebody from outside who was invited.

>>54640297
SPY will close at $411.50

>>54640297
+/- 0.1%

>>54640297
>predict today's market close
SPY close will be $415.20

>>54640313
When, and will that pump the markets?

>jannies on the loose again
Guess that is what happened to /smg/. Fuck jannies. Fuck (((baggie))).

>>54640352
>Fuck (((baggie))).
he's a janny?

cash gang?

fathands still short?

Now they are askng CIO of Credit Suisse Michael Strobaek about China GDP/Growth. Lmao

>>54640368
Lol
About 20k. Comfy

>>54640362
I have too much self respect to do something like that for free.

>>54640368
>cash gang?
thanks, you too ;)
>>54640369
>fathands still short?
Isn't he dead?

>>54640362
he doesn't even trade. >>54639834 just cleans up all day for free.

>>54640334
this

>>54640385
dead? I thought he transitioned

>>54640368
i'm at around 20% cash, highest amount in a while

>>54640396
>I thought he transitioned
Might as well be dead

>>54639541
I’m making a killing off of SLGG

>>54640368
still have $130k cash, put $25k into VTI and still have $35k cost basis in SQQQ.

I closed the Nasdaq shorts that I got at close and early this morning for a hefty $66 profit. Heck yeah!

>>54639524
>>54639554

Mumus are going to go kicking and screaming, aren't they?

>>54640411
Okay I must be misunderstanding something, I don't see how that correlates with 4200 on shit n piss but okay I'll take your word for it

>>54640415
>Mumus are going to go kicking and screaming, aren't they?
If buying the bottom is kicking and screaming, then yes.

Don't get snibbed

>>54640411
Lol I made about 30 skeckles on shorts today

SABS sisters, we've been had

>>54640440
Yeah mumu, pls buy when SPY is at 360, but don't you dare hit that buy button on the way down.

I’ve heard Ray Dalio’s personal portfolio is 90% in an SP500 etf, do you guys think it’s true?

You guys realize SPY tops out this week right then takes out October lows. You do understand this surely you do. Absolutely none of you are long this market or if you are you will sell everything by end of day. This is correct obviously. Cuz if it wasn't that would mean some of you are plumb fucking retarted and I know those kinds of shenanigans would never go on in my /smg/

>>54640044
All these fucking financial analysts shilling their crap on Bloomberg or CNBC do is tell you to keep buying. The small minority like Mike Wilson are saying be careful. The overwhelming majority are bullish because who do they represent? The fucking financial industry who has been buying the shit out of tech megacaps like Nvidia and Tesla.

>>54640437
oh right, SPX. I don't think either of his 4 images said anything about 4200 gamma.
https://twitter.com/MichaelMOTTCM/status/1648290390330560517

I went long on tesla . Chad move?

>>54639857
thanks for playing

(((bloomberg)))

My portfolio went from 100k to 5k in one year and I only got back 2,000 USD on my return. It said something about I had so much losses that it will carry over into next year. How’s this work bros??? Anyways what stock to buy with 2000??

>>54640540
I have $25k in vti as a small hedge but otherwise yes

Does it make sense to buy calls on the VIX on for June on the idea that volatility will increase because of the debt default?

what's the winning percentage of retail traders in US?

uht oh, bear thesis lookin a little crowded

>>54640575
You realized 95k in losses? It means you can deduct those losses from future gains and not pay capital gains tax

my lil TLT doin a lil sumn sumn

>>54640612
10%?

>>54640612
5%

>>54640612
Very low I take all their money

>>54640558
Uh oh me too so it's probably wrong

>>54640612
i dunno but i wish this market would zoom up, as i was promised

Snibs wins today?

>>54640612
>>54640653
The winning move is never selling.

seems like smg is ultra active today

>>54640616
>95% expect stocks to be lower by end of year
If you make a single serious trade predicated on some random tea leaves 8 months hence you've already lost the plot and your opinion such as it is is worthless other than a fade

>>54640616
>survey

>>54639674
holy shit this could be a cash cow if it actually works as a post-exposure prophylaxis. imagine all the normies that get sick each year, charge $50 bucks to "get better in a day" or ride out 2 weeks of carnage... the sweet sweet loot...

>>54640540
I'm 100% SPXL. Even DESU can't make me change my mind, even if she smokes!

>>54640612
Probably low, but also irrelevant.
Are you really going to get demotivated and think it's hopeless for you simply because a bunch of apes buy shit like AMC and BBBY, chase pump and dumps, and ignore basic risk management to yolo 100% of their RH accounts in random options plays?

Never compare yourself to the median.

WHy the fuck do analysts always talk so much about the outlook of companies? I mean the outlook the company itself gives. Nobody will say "we suck, we will lose a lot of money". Fuckin "experts".

>>54640727
No company will say they suck, but sometimes they lose money and they will say that

>>54640726
>Never compare yourself to the median.
thanks for the motivation

>>54640727
it's just reminiscent of the past when they were the gatekeepers and you were supposed to listen.

>>54640750
I would short the fuck out of my company and then put out an announcement saying it's shit

>>54640668
Do you think they are aware of how overweight and unattractive they are? Also, how much do you think they spent on food for the party?

SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT
man I let my fear cause me to miss the time for
BOIL

>20K savings in HYSA
>maxxed Roth, 401k, and HSA
>automatic investing in vanguard index funds every pay cycle
what do I do now anons? I have a 28k left on a car payment that's fixed at 3.5% (stupid I know). Just pay that off and then buy a house?

buy UFAB

>>54640727
>Nobody will say "we suck, we will lose a lot of money"
do you ever read forward looking statements?

>>54640778
How do you short it if you already own it. Doesn’t make sense.

>>54640779
i think they are very aware, so much so that they egg each other on to gain MORE. so yeah i think easily $100 per fatso

>>54640799
you idiots never listen

>>54640779
Baggot even though you are a faggot kike who reported me yesterday when I called you a faggot kike and hardly ever post anything on topic,I prefer you to that reddit troon who keeps saying the market will never crash. Also you are a faggot kike, never forget that.

>>54640778
Sorry you need a seat in the legislature to pull monkeyshines like that

literally caught a good play off the trading halts page lamo

>>54640833
the trick is not to short your company but buy every bag you can find on your competitor and do a shit job yourself

Um like just kill all jews okay

>>54640833
I would IPO it and then short it, makes complete sense desu
>>54640855
I will get pol to vote me in, I've thought this out.

>>54640668
silver lining of climate change laws is they will slaughter the fats.

>>54640563
i was just le trolling. I knew it was a risky pump and dump. i made $700 off it. would have made over 1k if I wasnt PDT restricted and forced to put in a limit order.

>>54640849
I didn't report anybody yesterday, you're paranoid. Also all of my posts are on topic. Including this one.

>>54640713
>sustained fed hikes raising rates on the front end
>QT despite the blip of corporate welfare given to the banks a couple of weeks ago has resumed in earnest with no end in sight, raising rates on the back end
>even with sustained action from the fed and good luck inflation will remain above 2% for at least 2 more years
>Core PCE, the fed's favored stat, remaining sticky
>Core PCE index still parabolic despite the small progress
>PMI on a sustained down trend
>Consumer sentiment making lower highs and lower lows
>SPX making no progress at all when dollar weakness is taken into account
>unemployment, the only thing that would cause the fed to lower rates, hasn't even started heading up yet
>yield curve generationally inverted meanwhile lending standards are increasing while borrowers are drying up
>High yield credit spreads completely blown out
>SPX is currently topping with VIX at 17
And the real recession hasn't even started yet
Anon, you're about to have a bad time

>>54640869
Based post and image combo

NAIL is way pumping and yet QQQ is down... doesn't happen to often.

>>54640799
>>54640847
you shilled it less than a minute before it pumped and now its down if anyone bought after that. stfu.

>>54640904
NAIL about to skyrocket more come thurs (i hope)

>>54640873
>I would IPO it and then short it
Remember to sell your stock before shorting!

>another video surfaces out addressing the CHWY question
Just buy CHWY. Dogs now outnumber kids in America and all of the white women fuck the dogs. Buy CHWY.

>>54640920
why Thursday housing reports?

>>54640918
little cool off.

>>54640934
Buy CHWY. Chewy.com is the next Amazon.

I’m working nights this week and this shit is bearish for my ability to follow the markets. Also I discovered that the Taco Bells in my area open at 8 am so bearish on my ability to get T-Bell breakfast

>>54640939
ya home sales + DR horton

>>54640950

>>54640970
damn good play anon- missed the boat on that one i think

digits and I double down on my ufab position

>>54640899
Don't tell me what a bad time is, I bought well half of my SPXL at $120 and this is just another opportunity to DCA. I will not quit until I'm back above my pre-covid high! The buying WILL contine!

Bobo has been heemed beyond recognition

>>54640994
>-80.14% 3MNTHS
no need to remind me!

>>54640285
Reporting for duty.

>>54640994
But there is another...
One that the others have beat around.
One that has removed himself to dwell in the shadows
Learning to become truly unponderable
Refining his craft
Waiting for his moment to reenter
Waiting for him moment to strike first
Waiting for tonight, woahhoahoah, where you will be here in my arms
Waiting for tonight

how the fuck is tech always holding up

heyyy, my first big loss... nice...

>>54641061
Tech is the future

>>54640727
sentiment changes can be extracted from text regardless. ai is very good at that

>>54641061
They're laying off the diversity hires, and rejecting this ESG woke crap because of market conditions. They'll live.

holy fuck this nigger market

Dead thread, zombie market

>>54641061
Literally integral to every aspect of modern business.

Which growing industry would it be wise to get into now? renewable energy?

Is Mr. Snibs going to show up to QQQ today?

>>54641061
literally AAPL

>>54641061
Because nasdaq big tech totally isnt overvalued

But its because the dollar is down
The market will never go fucking down, either sideways or up.

>>54641118
Gold

you cannot fight the crab

>>54641118
Semiconductors.

>>54641070
>>54641075
>>54641103
you "people" are completely delusional if you think the ytd performance with all those mega caps pumping 20%+ carrying nasd-ack from the lows is a normal and healthy market

>>54641143
>a normal and healthy market
where the fuck have you been son?

>>54641143
You don't think NVDA will continue doubling every quarter for the next 3 years?

>>54641143
Anon we never expected a normal healthy market. None of us have had one as long as we have been alive.

/smg/ post speed is correlated to vix. in 7 weeks vix will hit zero. there will never be enough volatility afterwards to ever recover vix from zero. finally /smg/ will be over forever.

Listen here Bobo, tech is literally too big to fail. There will never be another dot com bubble moment, it will always go up.

The moment tech doesn't grow nothing else will either

>AI estimated to create 7% boost in GDP
>India still projected to have exponential growth
Well which is it?
>>54639541
You know what? I'll have an English muffin.

>>54641143
The thing is, there's no where else to put the money. It's a clear case of the dollar milk chug theory.

>>54641143
Sounds like somebody got priced out.

Having one of those days where every other move is the wrong one.. lol

https://youtu.be/R6wfbGy3hZc

SLGG baby yaaaa

>>54641172
you all keep saying the thread is slow but its actually only slightly below average

>>54641215
Genuine horse face.

>>54641164
my point is if bull case is hurr durr everybody is bullish then why the fuck is being in overcrowded megacap who pumped at least 20% in 3 months not bearish? or does this only work for retard mumus in one direction?

>>54641166
Depends if 80s Dark Fantasy meme shit continues to captivate normies.
>>54641215
>That scene with her and Dee Williams

So how should we be positioning our selves to maximize returns when the US defaults on the debt?

See
We are already green again

>Nvidia's declining data center revenue through the last two quarters as well as its rising inventories. But he believes the pricing of A.I. chips counteracts those headwinds and changes the revenue model for Nvidia.
>HSBC analysis shows A.I. chips will be sold at a price 10 to 20 times higher than standard gaming chips

guyyyys i blew up my account with options, oooopss

quick question. when people talk about liquidity and how the fed put some billions of dollars on its sheets to bail out the banks, how does it make its way to markets? the money was used to go to the banks so do they just use it to loan to hedge funds or regular people to try and generate profit from interest, leading to that money the fed printed and gave out ending up in the stock market?

>>54641215
man i love meeting these type of older women at clubs. they buy my drinks and i just have to pretend to know 70s and 80s songs

>>54641342
loans

>>54641285
Its good when Good things happen

0dte niggers are back

>>54641342
When times are bad, Banks hoard money in easily accessible ways. This money is fairly inactive and not contributing much to the economy.

When the Fed pour in money, they're basically giving them loans with negligible interest that the banks can freely put in long term investments that carry a bit of risk (but potentially provide them lots of income). This lets them grant more mortgages with a higher risk profile, invest in businesses that may not see returns for long times etc. without having to worry about needing to be able to release the money in case of a run, as they would if the loans were paid for with customers deposits

>>54641342
See Jay gives Max Fatstacks of Shekels First Trust a couple hundred million in bail out, then Max turns around and uses the money to purchase a new Ferrari. So now Max has put the money into the system, and the economy will grow because Max will purchase insurance, gasoline, and spend money on maintenance so it's really a win for the whole economy when you think about it. Remember to tank Jay, and Max for their efforts.

Anyone here betting on Netflix's earnings? I think it's going to be a dump, but I don't dare shorting that shit.

> natural gas


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Imagine not going all in at $2 with a x100 leverage

>>54641438
That can't be good for the baby.

how long are t1 halts normally?

>>54641443
>playing with the widow maker
Yeah, no I'm good

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54641461
Everyone, read this guys posts and laugh.

>>54641416
do you think there is any problem with banks being allowed to buy stocks?

>>54641438
thinking about a wide condor and just sucking IV crush.

DONT LOOK DONT LOOK DONT LOOK DONT LOOK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the nothing is happening

>tfw +1% ydt

>>54641474

>>54641416
big brain answer here

/biz/ im thinking of opening a restaurant and a store side by side. any tips? or should i just focus on one entity at a time? I can provide more info if you guys want.

>>54641520
YES IT IS YOU JUST AREN'T LOOKING IN THE RIGHT SPOT. YOU NEVER LOOK. IT'S HAPPENING IN FRONT OF YOUR VERY EYES YET YOU REMAIN BLIND TO IT

>>54641520
ITS CRABBENING

>>54641488
Read about the feds rejection of narrow banks. Banks are not supposed to be safe. As retarded as that sounds.

>>54641543
I think you're vastly underestimating how much work either of those things are.

ITS HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT YET NO ONE SEES WHAT IS COMING OH GOD WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING AT IT? THE INDICATOR IS STARTING. BUT IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU NOW. I MUST GO. BE WARNED. IT. IS. COMING.

real estate is starting to crack,new mortgages are 6.5% now. few rate hikes then 7-8%. economy needs to be hyper strong to last 8% mortgage rates lol. zillow if you just scroll most houses already at 20% discount this gonna get ugly.

anyone who worked hard past 5 years mostly to pay off mortgage *poof* it's all gone. that's why buffet dont invest in real estate only spyspyspyspy and stonks that produce value

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncuqG8WJbi8

When's the last time you didn't get snibbed?

Stop chudding my bags

*pffft*
*PFFFFLLLRRRRRT*
don't you hear it?
the ponies. they are sharting.

>>54641578
i think you are correct, i have a good idea where one business feeds another and vice versa but the work to set it all up seems very cumbersome. Next question, which is more profitable/scalable? retail or food?

>>54641612
Situation is fucked up in the UK. Demand is outstripping supply but a shitload of buy-to-let mortgages are now unaffordable and people can't make mortgages.

No one knows wtf is going to happen, it may end up being that banks swoop in and buy shitloads of property and rent them out themselves.

>>54641637
Restaurant owners are some of the most miserable people I've known

>>54641630
This is the most forced The Reddit tier shit meme since the Food Truck Whores

>>54641637
There isn't a single one of you visa pajeet code monkeys ITT that could operate a restaurant.

>>54641631
is the forest too quiet? who is roaring?

>>54641543
>im thinking of opening a restaurant and a store side by side
Don't. Go with one or the other. Managing two different businesses as they're starting up is a nightmare go with one or the other.
Also, half of all restaurants fail in their first year, so unless you have an inkling of the food industry or the overall demand for what customers want, don't bother with it.

>>54641699
>the Food Truck Whores
The blonde one was hot, the goblina was not.
>>54641707
>cook slop
>fat americans come and eat my slop for $$$
>costs me $
badda bing

Come on mumu, don't be shy, think of all the cheapies you could buy!

>>54641731
bobo is mad he got priced out again

>>54641731
You had a whole year to buy

>>54641689
they're also the slimiest.
>nickel and dime customer for bs like "carry out fees"
>close up shop with no warning leaving their wait staff out of a job

>>54641699
My (((Baggie))) indicator says this meme is now organic

>>54641656
yeap there is increasing possibiltiy of global shitshow like sub-prime type dip. mortgage market and real estate market is a pretty big share of gdp's so then it impacts other areas of economies too like domino effect

>>54641772
>>54641772

>>54641744
We’ve seen most of the returns for this decade.

WTF GUYS, I LOVE 90% COCOA CHOCOLATE: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PUMPING MY CHOCOLATE UP!? SOON THEY WILL RAISE THE RETAIL PRICES YOU FUCKERS

Daily reminder crabbing is extremely bearish. Nobody wants to buy, isn't that the best signal? But the selling can't commence bc put/call ratio is over 1.. eventually bad news will continue to pile up and well go straight down from a 90 degree angle.

>>54641637
I've weirdly enough got experience with this. Family member opened a combination gift shop and cafe in a picturesque town.

Gift shop just about made money, they relied on the big ticket items for profit. Cafe was a moderate success but staff costs and unpredictable weather during peak holiday season meant it was never going to be something they could reliably live on. It also ruled their lives, no holidays, even day trips at weekends were a big deal. The end of a scheme to lower council tax bills for local traders ultimately meant there was no future in it.

HOWEVER

There were some products which sold really well (gluten free and vegan versions of a local delicacy) so they set up a small bakery to wholesale it instead that was more successful and more scalable. They wholesale to cafes and do craft/trade shows to sell ultra high margin whole cakes. They've had a shitload of enquiries about exporting Christmas Cakes to the US (apparently Americans really like British Christmas cakes) but can't figure out how to have moist cakes covered in icing that can survive shipping overseas. This business has generally been a success (only age related shit putting question marks on it).

>>54641730
The blonde one was like 12 years old you sick fuck.

>>54641832
I like hearing people adapt and succeed like that.

>>54641754
Everything organic is for fags, so you're now officially a fag, officially.

>>54641832
thank you for sharing your experiences with me. I think your insight into the wholesale, ship my food option is the path to go. That way i can focus on perfecting the recipe and means of production and can use distribution centers as a means of scale.

>>54641725
i live in the US so anything with fat or sugar will sell. good advice either way, thanks

>>54641699

>>54641061
their stock is being subsidized by the Fed

>>54642363
are you a nog or something?
she’s clearly a goblina with a big ass forehead
I can’t imagine anything other than a poop wanting to fuck that thing

>>54643819
>are you a nog

>>54643843
I'm calling your fucking ass out every fucking time I don't care what gets derailed. You fucking make me sick. You're the fucking problem with the world today. OF cunts I can understand but the simps that prop them up with free marketing are scum to both the men and the women that use you. The world would be a better place with you fucking dead

>>54643892