/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why doesn’t SMG have parasitic bots like PMG?

I'm a mid 20s eurofag. I want to put my money somewhere where it'll grow instead of just letting it rot in a bank. Are ETFs my best option?

>>54636818
Ask ChatGPT for financial advice

>>54636818
Seek bogle

>>54636729
why did it just shoot up?
ericson earnings?

Nintendo, tencent (for epic games exposure), and ATVI 90/95 JAN 2024 call spreads

shrimple as

I hate women.

this dogshit market is seriously getting ridiculous can we have 1 fucking week of red for once holy fuck

Bobros why is this happening

>>54637233
Fucking disgusting smelly Bobo. Kill yourself.

>>54636818
They are better than a checkings account for sure, if you dont want to invest any time managing your depot then just go for one or two broad etfs, there are lots of sites that can help you create an etf depot (justetf.com), a very common depot is msci world+emerging markets

lol

>>54637253
yeah you're one of those delusional no brain nigger with literal 0 bullish case buying on hopium while shit&piss is at 23x earnings
neck yourself you disgusting gambling addict

>day 36 of holding SQQQ

Another trustworthy media story
I hate these people like you wouldn't believe

>German ZEW Expectations Apr: 4.1 (exp 15.6; prev 13.0)
>German ZEW Current Situation Apr: -32.5 (exp -40.0; prev -46.5)

Great, worse than expected future! Market pumps
>forwardlooking
fuck off bulls

>>54637262
Though you should be aware this is a long term thing, depending on the market you may not make any profit/loss short term, broad indizes had pretty much no profit over the last two years due to crabbing

>>54637304
German goverment is adamant in destroying everything that is left, shutting down nucleae was just the tip of the iceberg, next is ban on natural gas

VIX at 16.86

Mumus will tell you the market is never wrong, except they can't explain how the market dumps when it can't see events like COVID. If it can't see things that haven't happened yet, then maybe it's not always right you dumb mfs

I'm starting to think that this crash is going to be so bad that I won't even be able to cash out, even if I make money inversing the market.

>>54637358
It was 12 just before the covid crash. I think falling VIX might actually be a bad sign.

BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY lol

>>54637296
we will literally have a repeat of 1929 crash with following great depression 2.0
(((they))) always do the muh everything fine right before some big moves

>>54637376
>all of my glownigger tsp was in stocks
>hide it all into cash
Lmao and I still think I’m going to get fucked in the ass

DAX pumping again...I'd be a big corpo, I'd just increase prices 10% yearly "because of inflation" and call it a day. If normies are willing to pay every year 10% more, why not profiting of this, right?
And the ECB would support anyway, so where's the flaw?

>>54637367
Just unfortunatly the market never dumps
Vix down again
Dollar down again too
Asscrack 100 futures almost at 13300
Shit piss 500 stalling at 4170 but might even push above that

>$NVDA: HSBC Upgrades to Buy from Reduce - PT $355 (from $175)
lol, lmao even
the exuberance is hitting ath... literally can't make this shit up

>>54637430
People should stop buying new stuff anyways. I have used pc, laptop, might buy a phone but since you can get a 80EURU chinese (CUBOT) mobile, I might as well buy a new one. Not gonna buy material shit. I should have prepandemic, but that's too late. Bought for my homegym weights and bars. 2x20 kg for 73Euro (was a bargain, would have cost 90-100 I think). Now 1x20 costs 70-75.

Bought 4x1,25kg for 4Euro (also deal). Now 1x1,25 costs 4 Euro.

>>54637502
Why not just set a pt of 1000? After a 1:10 split of course

this is it

>>54637538
HSBC downgraded NVDA Dec 15 and now after this fake and gay pump on muh AI they upgraded to new ath .
not even in 0% rates environment did NVDA hit this price (with crypto GPU bubble on top)
industry is highly cyclical and sensitive to higher rates but somehow we going to the moon
I hate (((them))) so much you wouldn't believe

>>54637358
Its never going up again. Physical VIX will just dissapear when it gets to zero

>>54637632
>dissapear
Not sure if you're trolling when your spelling is this bad

>>54637594
Wouldn't that make them a trillion dollar company, or in other words equal to Amazon and the 5th largest company by marketcap?

>>54636818
invest in US treasuries

yesterday I critized that DAX is almost moving identical than Deutsche Bank, albeit Deutsche only being about 1,5% of DAX. The fuckn reason is that it has the highest volume by far. It's absolutely retarded. 2,76M volume for Deutsche

Deutsche Telekom 1,05M Volume but 7+% of DAX.

What the fuck is this shit. They replaced the entire screen with a reddit meme. These are the people in charge of billions of dollars

I think reits are overvalued and will lose value for many years. There's too many grocery stores, pharmacies ,warehouses and commercial real estate whales are going to sit on their asses and do nothing but drain shareholders. Dividend reit shillers are spamming YouTube and social media too.

>>54637688
everything is overvalued, especially technology and AI.

>>54637688
Sure but before that all of those stores and offices need to actually shut down. They'll be paying rent until then. So first everyone bleeds, then everyone dies, and only then commercial REITs die

>>54636729
Taylor starting to look rough, but I'd still smash.

>>54637632
>Physical VIX
that's just brilliant
kek, made my day ngl

Even bad future news is good news today

market moves too fast can't decide what to do

Can't tell me this isn't US algos pumping everything. Why would EU buy US now?

>>54637843
If it dumps on open, then it means it actually was EU buying US

>>54637632
>buys vix futures
>holds past expiration
>no, I'll take delivery tyvm
loma

>>54637666
>Deutsche Bank
this Bank is healthy right?

Ehm, EU markets closed, wtf

VIX 16.82

>>54637892
Ah, no, it's only german stocks.

>>54637878

>>54637878
would that even matter? As long as it's not dying it's fine.

can I share a magnet link of WSJ here?
Is it allowed?

>>54637878
Kek. Lmao.

>>54637909
the average bulltard, everyone

BoA crushed expectations. Bobos absolutely destroyed. Earnings only go UP, and so does the market's direction.
Please give me an example of some bad news that actually affect the market and not just poor people... Pro tip, you can't

>>54637941
Yeah, I'm once a retard bull, just on banks. Maybe on Real Estate too, but nothing else.

No one respond to this 54637960 spastic ^^
We've given you bearish reasons for months now and you chucklefucks have just ignored it all and talked over it so fuck off now thanks

Oatsbros we're going parabolic

Why is it when I come to biz, nobody is actually talking about business and finance? Instead they are trying to hype ponzi schemes (crypto) and it's the same Ponzi coins for years.

>>54637304
Sounds like a great time to pump the DAX again

I think this is a fear rallye. People see their money vanish away with inflation. Their inflation expectation is high. So they buy stocks in order to beat inflation.

I'm a bobo but I'm actually starting to buy a few stocks now too, because it's simply that retarded.

Look at orange juice, cocoa, sugar, all mooning.

>>54637964
you literally could not have picked worse choices. congrats

rocker ded from aids?

If only I weren't such a greedy kike.

>>54637843
What should we buy? EU? Lmao.

GUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSE
THAAAAAAA
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAE
PAAAAAAAAAAAATTTEEERN
FOOOOOORRRMMMED
AAAAAAAAAAA
FUUUUUUUUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
SUUUUUUUUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

>>54638070
Thanks

I inherited 800k 11 years ago and have 830k now. Is there still any chance for me to make it?

>>54638031
>Instead they are trying to hype ponzi schemes (crypto) and it's the same Ponzi coins for years.
because this is 4chan /biz/

>>54638152
You could have had more than that just having that money in a high yield savings account for 11 years. With inflation you actually have 770k instead.

>>54637594
Yeah but now they have AI. A 345 pt is an extreme lowball. Id expect pe ratio in the thousand before we start talking fair market value.

>>54638152
>didn't beat decadely inflation
IT'S OVER

Guys, what is happening ?

predict today's market open

>>54638176
>things happen

>>54638176
new bull market. forever green

>>54638180
>predict today's market open
it will be zogged

>>54638187
>zogged
means?

>>54636818
wait until the giga dump. ignore bulls. they are delusional

>>54638159
>770k
you mean 500k max

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT

>Futures

Bobobros... Mott Capital-grade hopium incoming

>>54638269
lol

>>54638269
>everything that guy just vomited out onto twitter
god its like modern day astrology
>"Venus is lining up with mars! We're gonna get a drought!"

How the fuck are carmarkers like BMW pumping when they are getting hammered in China by native brands for the electric as well as combustion market. AND after the notice, the US won't subsidize BMW and VW, since they didn't manage to adhere to the requirements for 7,5k tax credit

>>54637781
She's still perfect.
Has at least 3 to 4 more years in her

>>54638269
how many kramer is there lol

>>54638269
Is this another inverse Cramer/Kramer, so I should buy now?

>>54638269
this retard strength can only be brought down by swany soon™

>>54638251
God imagine if that was all cum instead
HNNNNGGG

>>54638300
try earnings + fomc

>>54638300
saved

>Netflix earnings AMC
Are we dumping or pumping until close?
I think it's going to be a doompa, but then again it's a well-known company so some might buy.

Umm Goldmen??

>>54638067
>wtf line go up during high inflation
Bobonigger IQ

>>54637803
Yeah you know, like it's tangible..

>>54638303
What tf is hot about gallons of cum?
Are you gay?

>>54638159
>>54638172
>>54638210
Yeah I know. That's why I'm asking whether there's still any hope for me?

How the fuck all the banks are beating earning, while having to beg for government money 2 month ago? what is this bullshit? Are all the S&P on Hollywood accounting?

>>54638321
N

>>54638342
Of course there is retard. Most normie dont even have 100k. Just start buying t bills with a huge chunk of it until you decide what to do with it. 5% of your 830k is 41.5k a year from the feds. You can buy stocks or just keep doing that for now.

>>54638341
Her being drenched in it is erotic af

>>54638375
Yeah but imagine that the cum is from 100 greasy old/ugly guys.
And the smell would be just horrible

US housing data in 30 min.
buy buy buy

>>54638349
because they pumped interest rates so they could rob the debt cattle

All the good news is in today. Now on to regional banks, bowman speech, and housing data. We open flat into a slump with 0dte crunching the VIX after 2pm

>>54638341
Too much hentai.

>>54638152
inherited. go fuck yourself pipsqueak you'll never learn how to make money

>>54638349
private profits, socialized losses anon

>>54638435
>>54638349
Have you not seen Habeck to pledges/vows to rebuild factories in Ukraine? They want to rebuild the country now, while there is war. So that german companies invest money into it. But if something breaks, the germany, the state pays. Just make a company, preferrably a bank, become big enough and do what you want.

Im 10k poorer than I was when I started investing

>>54638389
Now that's gross
You just ruined my mind fantasy

>>54638458
>So that german companies invest money into it
Nobody needs to be convinced to invest in ukraine after the war. Its buying in on nat gas, grain, and metals at basically ground level. Most ukrainian investments will climb 1000x just to reach where it was before the war.

>>54638471
>he started with all his life savings
git gud first

>NVDA get upgraded again
I thought they already got all the upgrades, but it seems some laggard are still there to pump them. you can't make this shit up. Now Nvdia is the new Tsla and I can't trade semi anymore, since all the ceo's will include "AI" in their earning guidance and then bad earning will pump and good earning will pump. Nice market we have here

>>54638495
>after the war
Glad you could find the difference between what I posted and what you think

>>54638426
u jelly?

>>54638495
Problem is the ”war” is not going to end since they can use it to launder tax money

quick someone post the imagine the smell tay tay pic you know the one I need a pre work fap

>>54638526
Governments cant launder money. They arent giving any money anyway, its all weapons and such assessed a monetary value. But i dont see it ending for a while anyway yeah.
>>54638517
It wont end for a while so theyll probably just start building in the western area and hope for a stalemate freeze in conflict eventually.

>>54638541
>pre work fap
that's like eating a shit breakfast before starting your day. The absolute worst.

>>54638541

>>54638557
Only if you're low test. I jerk off at least 3 times a day.

>>54638558
Not that one.

So let's go there
Let's make our escape
Come on, let's go there
Let's ask can we stay?

You guys know that IF Netflix misses the whole market will crash. Netflix is THE market indicator. If burgers have no money for Netflix (and McD) then it's unironically and irreversebly over.

OH NO
BOILERS
NOT LIKE THAT
IT WAS
SUPPOSED
TO BE
TIME
TO
FLY
BEFORE
IT WAS
TIME

>>54638506
The problem isnt that I started with my lifes savings
The problem is that I slowly increased my capital over time but still occasionally made stupid plays with options

Wagies, this isnt a good look for us.

>>54638606
32 mins

would you trust this man

Bears on suicidewatch
>Imagine shorting the bullrun of 2023

>canadian CPI 0.6% MoM
lmao and their central banker literally stop hiking because "inflation is tamed"
Those guys are useless

alright fuck it. going long on clown market.

This bullrun need higher oil prices

>>54638609
working long hours is not something to brag about lol

>>54638650
>I AM OFFICIALLY FOMOING INTO THE CLOWN MARKET

Suck it REITs

Hey smart financial people
Is it possible to go into a depression but still have the market go up?
Like a bunch of people are poor and lost their jobs but the market just doesn't reflect that? Asking for a friend haha

>>54638643
went to sleep, checked the dxy, s&p, etc, looked like a dump was coming, slept comfy with my shorts. wake up and see this shit, FUCKING TINY HAT TRIBE.

time to short sp500

>>54638152
You'd have around $1.3 million if you had placed it in a money market account. You'd have well over that if you put in into SPY. Never too late to do either.

>>54638669
the market is valued by its participants who make it whatever they want it to be.

>>54638590
It's either gonna be a beat on shitty guidance or a retard pump on shitty earnings. It's gonna take something silly and unexpected to tank the market like the Fedex CEO last year

SI

>>54638669
liquidity is what pumps assets like equities. the fed is still tightening despite the recent liquidity injection in the wake of the bank run, so the market can't continue higher.
only when things absolutely go to shit will we learn what the fed will do. until then you're risk/reward in the near term is extremely high for stocks

>>54638631
Looks like fat uncle Jack from always sunny

Friendly reminder to load up on more gold miners while gold is crabbing around 2k.

>>54638590
>misses earning
>lame guidance
>but we are going to incorporate AI
>pumps 9%

Nvda +2.5% premarket

So what do the Jews have in store for us today?

burgers can't stop pumping EU, ffs

Does anyone of you niggers know what heppened to fathands? I've been asking since yesterday

holy fuck they cant stop helping pump this market

>>54638760
Who are you talking to? This is a whites only thread.

>>54638760
Fell in love and scrubbed his footprints is what I heard

>>54638760
You talking about his channel? A friend's wife found it so he deleted it and made a new one so nobody irl knows he has the hots for men.

>>54638760
he's a "woman" now

Why so enthusiastic about fags?

>>54637674
Everything is redditlenial memes these days. I was driving through GA a few months ago and one of the digital signs on an interstate said "Don't litter, y'all. That's it. That's the whole message." I've seen a few more like that since. Get used to it, buddy.

>>54638754
another crab day because nobody is going to seriously do anything until NFLX earnings after market.

>>54638821
Millennials are in charge now (and that's a good thing).

here is where you load up on shorts

>>54638850
>haven't heard this one before

>Oppenheimer says S&P 500 to 4600

>>54638825
So should I buy kikeflix calls today at the open?

>>54638889
whatever you do let /smg/ know so we do the opposite

>>54638904
Sure thing buddy

Does anyone else here go to their local WMT and look for tweakers and follow them around?

>>54638630
right on it

odds my RIO 4/21 call $70 strike gets exercised?
thinking about not buying it back

>>54638882
Haven't hit those highs since last 4/20

>>54638925
you can go be a cop and get paid to follow them around and put them in jail

>>54638925
does WMT pay you in RSU shares to scare them with fresh produce like they're a holloween house?

I have been using my own bot to swing trade which has netted me a nice 0.5% returns day-over-day. By using leverage I've increased this to around 7%, netting 175000€ profits over the past 200 days.

Is there a way to commercialize this and make actual money?

>futures

>>54638925
Of course. I'm the foreman of my local gangstalkers dispatch network

>>54638961
just make a discord and charge ppl to subscribe

BBAI bros, how we feelin this morning

>>54636818
You can get high interest savings accounts now that will give you 4-5% apy. I would recommend that in these current conditions. The stock market could implode at any moment

>>54638962
Thats a good one

>>54638983
lookin good my dude

>the original meme flavours AI, BBAI, SOUN, GFAI

what is this premarket jewishery

>>54638961
you have a whopping track record of two-hundred (200) days? WAOW it's over for blackrock's aladdin

>>54638963
This is exactly what I’m going for. I like to look for obvious tweakers shopping at the WMT and follow them on a cart and whisper into my Apple Watch like I’m on the radio talking to someone else. I do this while wearing black sunglasses so I resemble more of a gangstalker being assigned to follow them around.

some whale plz pump my NFTG bags

Buy Rycey! The Future of aviation and space travel!

>>54639013
>tfw gangstalking is real

>>54638986
>You can get high interest savings accounts now that will give you 4-5% apy.
That cant be a good sign. Not a bad strategy at all right now desu.

>>54639013
Good man. Buy a red or white midsized sedan if you really want to project the paranoia

>>54638962
WTF

>>54638959
I’ve never used fresh produce but I have quietly followed a tweaker couple who were obviously on meth, and I kept on rolling toy balls by them in random parts of the store. It messed with them real good and the man of the couple started yelling “STOP” and then rambled incomprehensibly after the fifth time I did.

Tweakers love to go shopping high on meth so it’s easy to find them to gangstalk.

I hate this market so much bros

>>54639020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecar7RfrmqI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecar7RfrmqI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecar7RfrmqI

Call me David Dukie cause I just hate-crimed my toilet lol

>>54639042
Me too bro. The good news is this niggatry can't continue indefinitely.

>>54639033
I’ve never used my car to gangstalk before. Why are those kind of sedans ideal for gang stalking and inducing paranoia in tweakers?

>>54639048
nice

>>54639044
>women moment

stop talking about gangstalking it's not real
Shirley from HR won't be happy when she finds this thread

>>54639043
do they have a garden section in WMT? try to coral them there and then mess with the sprinklers

NVDA finally getting solidly rejected. Looks like this shitshow is coming to an end soon.

>>54638781
>>54638785
>>54638788
Thanks, I hope at leat he gets to come out at some point. The closet is not a place for a "man" of his size to live in
>>54638777
And you're posting here, baggot. /smg/ has always been accepting of retards regardless of color or mental illness

what is the news this morning? why is it pumping.

Are the people over in GME just larping or are they really that retarded?

>>54638777
>whites only thread.
Then you should leave, jew

>>54638341
Well cum is pretty warm sooo

>>54639092
AI is the future

>>54639107
have you seen the BBBY general?

>>54639111
I'm a Christian now.

>>54639104
shits not great, but we just collectively decided to ignore it. so it's all good again.

>>54639078
I can try but it sounds difficult. You can easily mess with tweakers at the local WMT in less risky ways.

>>54639107

>this market
https://youtu.be/DaxYvdz1ceA

>>54639092
Looks like a crab at 270 range to me

>>54639119
You're a judeo-christian, doesn't make you white

>>54638577
>Only if you're low test. I jerk off at least 3 times a day.
stop it get something

how do I trick the market into crashing? I heard the last guy who did that went to jail.

>>54639104
this retard market doesn't need news, China can start a special military operation right now and we will still pump

>>54639119
not really how that works.

>Ametek +16.3%
>Before hours volume: 3
>3

>>54639118
>>54639107


WTF do they even talk about...?

>>54639067
Not sure, there's some kind of significance in the tweaker collective unconscious. They tend to ping off red and white cars when scanning for threats

Disgustingly ugly chick gave me a blowjob yesterday. Jesus Christ she was amazing. Literally felt like I was fucking the softest vagina.

I’m thinking we pump hard today.

>>54639143
war is bullish by default

>>54639138
the guy had a few millions and setup his bot to put massive sell orders on the book and deleting them right after without filling, but other algos were reacting to it

>>54639107
The fact is that gme is heavily shorted
The thesis is sound for the most part
The only dumb thing is waiting years for a catalyst also
>hurr durr market manipulation is tanking this stock
>but also betting against manipulation

>>54639157
man thats crazy i also had a blowjob in my dream by a girl with a lazy eye. im buying soxs though.

>>54638962
NEVER
RELAX

From the creator of SARK, TARK, SJIM, LJIM:

>Tuttle Capital submitted a prospectus with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission for two leveraged funds. These consist of the Tuttle Capital 2X All Innovation ETF (UARK) and the Tuttle Capital 2X Inverse All Innovation ETF (ZARK).

>UARK and ZARK intend to trade as +2X and -2X leveraged funds that track the price action of Cathie Wood's actively managed exchange traded funds. UARK and ZARK intend to trade with a 0.75% expense ratio.

>Per the filing, UARK and ZARK will focus 50% of its assets towards the daily performance of the ARK Innovation ETF (NYSEARCA:ARKK). Meanwhile, the rest of the portfolio of UARK and ZARK will be dedicated to four other Wood ETFs: the ARK Next Generation Internet ETF (NYSEARCA:ARKW), ARK Fintech Innovation ETF (NYSEARCA:ARKF), ARK Genomic Revolution ETF (BATS:ARKG) and the ARK Autonomous Technology and Robotics ETF (ARKQ).

https://seekingalpha.com/news/3957266-cathie-wood-inspires-more-leveraged-etfs-that-piggy-back-off-her-innovation-focused-funds

nice euphoria you got there mumu... would be a shame if something happened to it...

>>54638821
I wouldn't mind the meme if it didn't take the entire screen where all the charts used to be. Literally can't use that shit

>>54639151
I got blue eyes. I'm actually whiter than you.

>>54638928
injection phase in the EU is starting/started. They will try to squeeze as much money out of EU as possble. 56% stocks. last year this time it was about 27. Last year june was 56%, but from april til july Russia was still supplying. So even if europe has fuller stocks, no gas from russia.this time.

VISL is preparing for a meme AI pump, if you're gonna gamble on it, make sure you get the fuck out if it rallies

i have a good feeling about today
everything's gonna be alright guys

>>54639174

Bro she’s so repulsive but I get rock hard thinking about how good she was at it blowing me.

Why do ugly chicks have to be the best at sex

>>54639215
cuz they have to. best lookers are the laziest in all aspects of life including the sack

>>54639224
You have to actually have sex with a hot chick to be the judge of that.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WTFWT

WTF I HEARD THE BELL ON BLOOMBERG THE FIRST TIME (EU). MY EARS ARE HURTING

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TODAYY IS OUR DAY MUMUS

>>54639229
I have. They're annoying as shit. One persian girl had to put a condom on my dick just to do a BJ. Had to smack her out of that muslim BS.

>>54639244

>condom blowjob

What in the street walker is this

>>54639239
bruh search nyse on YouTube

>>54639199
same, so does my wife, and our kids.

>>54639215
I totally agree, they don't get the affection they want.. when they do, they really shine.
Lowering your standards will make you a happier person.

>>54639259
just a prissy persian/arab princess type. They freak out seeing non-cut dicks.

>>54639244
Hot girls just lay there and dont so shit. I have fucked like 40 girls and they are rarely a good lay. 90% of the bonus is to show them off for status. Sad but true. Its just when you are a hot girl you never have to learn to be good at anything. They cant cook or any of that shit either. Finding one that can fuck and cook is like finding a needle in a hot girl haystack

3 straight days of BOIL gains.

>>54639260
AWOOOOOOGA TRINITY

>>54639201
Excellent insights.

>>54639282
yeah they're really good for status. makes ppl seethe can be real fun but not worth it elsewhere in life.

>>54639282
>>>54639244 ash
actually true. It's retarded. I think they are ashamed. You hafe to put them mask on or a shawl over her eyes. Afterwards she will change.

>>54639207
i tried to tell you niggers

>>54639315
i looked at it, but i wasnt going to buy a penny stock sorry.

>>54639315
I'm in thanks, send it.

>>54639230
based

My SQQQ average is 38

What do I do

>>54639368
eat a sammich

>>54639368

VIX is going back to 12

>>54639282
i dunno my gookfu is great in bed, she loves to clean and cooks great food. sounds like you just got a bad hot chick.

>>54639368
>38
dont you know what a stop loss is?

Not the direction I was planning on at open.. who the fuck is buying the top

Stop buying BMW, burgers. There is no tax credit on EV.

Let's check in on the AI meme stocks and see how they're doing toda-

GSMG is moovin

member credit suisse?
member svb?

>>54639395
Baggie why is your ready comprehension so bad?

>>54639368
Yes, this chart, this is the one I will buy and hold for months.

>>54639368
call the bulls retarded, claim the market is fake and gay, post pictures of bobo, stomp your feet, etc.

>>54639430
disingenuous, its not even down 50% from 2 years ago

>>54639167
it's called spoofing and is very old tactic. probably still used frequently in penny stonks at least by algos


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncuqG8WJbi8

How can an honest futures trader make a living in such a boring fucking market? Come drop a bomb, or collapse a bank or shoot something around Taiwan. Come one, just do something.
>>54639402
Thinking of taking the exact same trade. In the end I didn't because one of the tools I use as a warning sign was off. I miss the time when you could take out a few points right on open no matter what.

>>54639422
I'm just saying if there's a hot girl hooking up with (you), of course she's got some fucking issues. By rule the good ones are always already taken. Dumb fuck.

What’s the play for today?

>>54639472
Women with issues is literally my fetish.

>>54638269
>VIX

uvxy bros....... i dont feel so good.....

>Heaviest constituents of DAX drop, DAX itself doesn't care.
Huh?

>>54639430
Log chart?

>>54639473
long everything

>>54638269
Where does he show the greatest level of call gamma being 4200?
I want some hopium

>have delivery coming from dhl
>they completely fuck my address up

I hope a call to customer service can fix this, christ.

>>54639496
Nobody cares about the dax, didn’t you Germans just shut down all you nuclear plants and replace them with coal to be green or something?

>>54639470
Yeah we need another pandemic.. also your tool was on it

Uhhh..... stock market?

>>54639541
>>54639541

>>54639531
Don't know if we actually build more. But we definitely burn more coal and natgas the last 2-3 days since the shutdown of the last plants. But about 50% of the energy is still renewables, especially onshore wind and solar. More than I thought.

>>54639534
stock market here, how can i help you

I just bought VOO and VYM what am I in for?

>>54639583
millionaire by 70

>>54639532
I see you were taken out with only 1.5 points. Ouch.
If the price is inside or close to 0.4 standard deviation VWAP bands (VWAP set to reset after the 1 hour break the previous day), I think twice about the trade. I found that in this range my strategy is still profitable, but the winrate is signficantly closer to 50% than outside of this. I do take trades here, but only if it looks like a great setup in every way. This seemed weak to start with and very soon after open. I would have been taken out too, but just barely.

OUT OF MY WAY FUCKING MUMU SHITS

>>54639627
Keep in mind that this is meant to work with a very specific system. I'm not a huge fan of the idea on paper, but statistics point to it being a useful addition.

>>54639201
google french-russian arctic LNG venture

>back to crabbing
Epic. Simply epic.

>>54639571
uh yeah, hi, let me get an uhhh... do you have any bitcoins? I wanna get some of those. No bit coin? Okay, let me just get some SOXL then. Yes, I'll hold. Thanks.

>news that Microsoft is developing their own AI chip to cut out nvidia
>Msft red, nvda green

>>54639653
this decade will be crabbing downwards. get used to it sonny boy

>>54639670
kek

>>54639670
we do not have bitcoins at the moment since their CEO is cutting back production but our partners at CME can offer you some fresh 0DTE options on bitcoins. Are you interested in that maybe? Word on the street is they can help you lose your money even faster!

>>54638962
Did she ded?

>>54639757
The "event contracts" the CME offers are basically this. You bet on what the price will be at the end of the day. Each bet wins 20$, can be bought for anywhere between 0.75 to 19 based on how close it is.

>>54636778
>Why doesn’t SMG have parasitic bots like PMG?
Because nobody really owns their stocks so (((they))) don't mind.
All they have to do is shutdown the brokerages and you all lose your holdings instantly.
Meanwhile people stacking PMs and even crypto are independent of the boomer-ruined system.