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54613370 No.54613370 [Reply] [Original]

What would you rather have?

1. $1,000,000 but you need to suck a big fat penis

2. $3,472 but no penis sucking

>> No.54613383

>>54613370
Suck the dick ofcourse, just use mouthwash after.

>> No.54613388

I wouldn't suck a dick for any amount of money, would be too embarrassed and depressed because of it for life.
Imagine getting any wealth by being a male homosexual for pay whore. Whatever I buy with the money I'd just see the image of me sucking a dick from that, let alone trying to start a family from homo whore dick sucking money, would unironically rather wagecuck till death

>> No.54613395

>>54613370
3. Pay $500 and suck 10 big fat penises

>> No.54613447

>>54613370
Kek

>> No.54613544

>>54613388
I hope you don't drink lite beers.

>> No.54613588

Of course. A million is a million. Would do it in a second and I'd swallow too.

>> No.54613590

>>54613388
I would. Ive never sucked a dick before, but ive made out with a few other dudes to shock normies while im drunk. Whats more shameful, going and selling your mind, body, and irreplaceable time, every single day for a currency that constantly losing value, or selling your mouth for 5 mins???

Quit being such a fag

>> No.54613599

>>54613370
Option 2, I already have millions. Thank you rentoid cucks, you make life on easy mode.

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>>54613599

>> No.54614896
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54614896

>>54613370
I'll suck it and you can keep your money, cowboy

>> No.54614910

>>54613590
Fucking this. Swallow your pride and just use that tongue of yours for a few minutes. Invest the money you get and you never have to work another day in your life. It's an absolute no brainer

>> No.54614937

>>54613370
I’d love to suck a dick, the money is a bonus.

>> No.54614939
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54614939

lots of faggots in here.

>> No.54614951

>>54613370
Does anyone have to know I sucked the dick? Not a faggot but with $1 Million I wouldn't need to work ever again and that would literally solve all of my problems.

>> No.54614961

>>54613370
There is no downside to the first. I wanna handle a priapitic monster at least once in my life (preferably every time I jerk off, though, of course).

>> No.54614966

>>54614951
>$1 Million I wouldn't need to work ever again
no no no anon.

>> No.54614998

>>54613370
option 2

>> No.54615031

>>54614966
I'm a minimalist, I've never made more than $36,000 per year. $1 million will be enough for me to never work again. I'd just buy some government bonds which will pay me more in interest than I've ever made waging. The only way I'll really lose is if/when the dollar collapses.

>> No.54615885

>>54613370
Both!

Why do you all hate money on this board?

>> No.54615920

>>54613370
Wouldn't mind with the sucking as long as it is washed with soap, has no STDs, and he won't be cumming in or on me. For swallowing I would ask for a billion.
>>54613388
What if you had to whore yourself to a woman? You had to satisfy an old wrinkly disgusting lady. You would be given a lot of lube and enough viagra to keep you hard for 30 minutes. She is fine with not kissing you but she still has a terrible breath. Would that be more honorable?
All wagies (at least those who don't work remote) figuratively whore themselves out anyway.
>>54614966
It is more than enough if you are willing to move to a rural place and you aren't a consoomerist who wastes money on cars and tech gadgets.

>> No.54616821

>>54613370
How about 3 penises for $40,737

>> No.54616833

>>54613544
kek