/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54601394
smg is dying

>>54601413
thats why ive been chipping away my emergency fund to buy the dip

i have less than 10k in my chequing account now

>>54601413
yes
>verification not required

did bobos lose again?

/smg/ keeps shorting the bottom, every single damn time.

Why did we dump on Friday?

>>54601433
All my accounts added together is $4900.

>>54601480
tide goes in tide goes out you can't explain that

>>54601502
i have around the same, but i almost hit 6 figures in my brokerage at least :)

>>54601413
When OP can't even respect the honoured traditions of /smg/ by posting the very useful & much read links. Is there any hope otherwise?

The illegal Pokemon trading markets never close

>>54601480
>why is the sky blue? why line go down?
WHY CAN'T YOU FOOLS GET THIS SIMPLE CONCEPT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS?

>>54601842
Losing all hope was freedom for OP.
For him it's now all about bringing the whole system down.

>>54601863
>THICK SKULLS
Villain'll hold a mic like he's mean and his tummy hurt
In a clean pair of ripped jeans and a bummy shirt
Wonderin' would you clap your hands if he was friendly?
Dapper Dan dipped and pretend to be Fendi and gold sellin'
No tellin', slap a fan hand down, tell 'em "no yellin'"
DOOM, all capitals, no trick spellin'
Got what it take to get it through your thick melon

Please stop begging for a global financial collapse. The western world will not recover for decades at minimum, if at all.

>>54601887
HABANERO TIGERS EATING PEOPLE

>bought some wagie who missed the bus an uber and she literally started crying
The fuck is wrong with women

>work at hotel
>Coworker accidentally over charges customer $250
>Dude has no CC and now can't even afford to drive home few hundred miles away
When they talk about people living paycheck to paycheck I wonder what % are retarded like him. Taking a vacation with only $250 to your name?!

>>54601887
>He thinks they want it to only be in the financial realm

I got up at 8am and started cutting my grass lads
I am now a boomer

DOLLAR BROS WHATS HAPPENING!!!!!

>>54601942
she was expecting you would make her blow you

>>54602259
Ew, that hag was like 30. About 16 years too old for my taste.

>>54602294
you're fucking disgusting anon
2d is supreme

I and I give thanks this weekend the markets closed brother, jar jar is your bother. Bobo and Mumu make peace tonight be irie now under Jah Jah. Cry widout tears fiyah bun war and hate kip a yeye out for bag O wire di bad man Mr Crabs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA0GPwNGsJc

INVOOST
>INVOOST
INVOOST
invoost

>Welcome... to /smg/ - Stock Market General.
Just marathoned one of the threads of all time. Now that the dust has settled, what did I think of it and who was in the wrong here?

ded thred
ded gaem

>>54601394
If hedgies are net short, who's long.

>>54602230
literally making higher highs, kek

>>54602771
I'm very long, just ask ur mum.

>>54602771

Nice day out. Didn't overspend at KR this morning so yay!. They didn't screw up our MCD's breakfast order either so another yay! Cast my vote for the BKR and INTC meetings this morning to.

>>54602789
Nigga it's lower highs. your chart reading capability is SHIT!

>>54602863
>not putting in WMT pickup orders from your computer and having them bring it to your car in the parking lot
NGMI
G
M
I
as a real boomer

>>54602885
it's been making higher highs for the past decade. wait for it to start going down before declaring it a bear market.

>>54602509
you thought that you should really stop browsing smg because you got no good information. crabs will definitely be in the wrong here.

>>54602931
Lower Lows. Higher Lows for the past 50 years faggot. Dollar is losing strength....

its over, the dollar is dead

>>54603034
yep, you can see more and more are using chinese yuan.

>>54602230
>>54602931
I would be surprised if the dollar doesn't keep falling desu
The Fed was ahead of the curve of other central banks in the hiking cycle, where the Fed will either continue 25bps increments or pause, whereas other central banks need to continue hiking aggressively
as their bonds become more attractive at higher yields, their currencies will also appreciate relative to the dollar
I don't see how the dollar can sharply rise again, unless we see a rebound in inflation (PPI was driven lower almost entirely by energy - energy rebound post OPEC cut..)
If inflation rebounds, it would force Fed to raise more aggressively
To be fair, we also saw the 1 year inflation expectations also shoot up 1% in a single month yesterday, where the Fed may feel the need to continue aggressive policy to rein in inflation expectations
Just relative to other central banks, especially EU and Japan, it seems like the Fed will be less aggressive than they will be, which should make the dollar continue to fall
On top of this, we are now seeing commodities traded for gold, for the yuan, etc. This surely will decrease demand for dollars, while at the same time we are seeing other countries dump US bonds en masse, which will increase the supply of dollars
We also have strong recession forces decreasing economic activity and decreasing the demand for dollars
I don't see how the dollar doesn't keep falling in relative strength desu, there's so much going against it now
This is of course bullish for equities, commodities, and cryptocurrencies
unless the recession forces and decrease in earnings outweighs the dollar decline
a lot of earnings have been complaining for almost a year about how their bottom line was impacted by exchange rates, that the strong dollar was hurting their profits.. so maybe the dollar (continuing) to fall can help offset the recession drop in profits
with all this said, if we continue to hike aggressively, the dollar may rebound, which would be super bearish

>>54603034
dat CNY rise though

>>54603048
until the
>GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER
effect kicks in

Lil preview of what im working on

I love my cunbun, marina datillo

>>54603095
dear god

>>54603034
>>54603048

CNY shows up, moves up to 7%. USD 88%, still in the same 80-90 range its been in for 3 decades. Euro taking a decline, JPY taking a decline. GBP flat, since CNY appearance.
>USD is dying
Do you guys even chart?

>>54602230
>>54603034
Do we short USDJPY?

>Deleting a thread in the wee hours
For. Free.

>>54603449
I read rumors that Buffet might have doubled down on Japan because he got insider info that boj is about to ease yield control and he wanted to take cheap credit one last time. That would send JPY flying for a few days.

Day 1 of quitting drinking, financially speaking.

>>54603613
Stay strong brother

>>54601433
>fomoing into "le dip" with money you can't afford to lose at the dawn of ww3, total economic death of the west, all while no reversed trend has been established yet and all the negative signs indicating big pain are still flashing
kek

>>54603551
Maybe he's buying stake at Capcom?

>>54603482
He also deleted cute cunny art too

Why do major ETF's have such small allocations to materials and utilities when they have periods of good performance? Is META really worth that much weight in SPY?

stock market general more like cock suckit peneral

>>54603655
ok doomer

>>54603852
Are you really this dumb? Do you think anyone actually picks and chooses what goes into SPY?

Smg, what is consciousness?

>>54603655
>Bro the world is over we're all dead and yes I am browsing /smg/ anyways because I have no loved ones to spend time with before the end

>>54601433

>>54604154
a way to describe our perception of existence

It's the weekend.. you are making gains right? Gym gains are the only ones that really matter/that the jews can't steal from you. Moved up on deadlift, leg press, squat and bench this week. I could heem every tech tranny in this thread.

>BOIL

>>54604242
>it's the weekend.. you are making gains right?
yes i never stop. doing a live sale for my 10k ig followers tonight, and setting up at a show tomorrow to sell locally
no i will not doxx myself but it's collectables related
and no its not funkopops

>>54604242
you should use a little lube when you jerk off.

>>54604263
MTG?

VIX is a nigger.

>>54604154
A strange loop.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_a_Strange_Loop

>>54604242
You could take most of this general, but you sure as shit couldn't take me.

testing the new keyboard I got for my 13 year old looptoop computer off eBay for $13. Been battling failing keys for months. This one is a little wonky feeling and the space bar requires a different pressure but sure am grateful to be done with the daily constant struggles. I even had to redoo my account setup with E*TRADE back around TG due to the "i" key not working when I input muh name and didn't nootice because didn't have muh readin' glasses. So far all of these keys have worked but the pressure requirements are often different. Fuck it, it's far better than what I've been dealing with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pndhO5DcSI0

>>54604465
I'm going to keep accumulating mass Rocker and then I'm gonna come to Michigan, grease up and take your bussy. You will get tired man you smoke and drink too much I just have to make sure you don't pin me fast

>>54604632
>redoo
It's over.

>>54604671
nice of yoo to nootice, felloo invooster

>>54603059
>I don't see how the dollar can sharply rise again, unless we see a rebound in inflation (PPI was driven lower almost entirely by energy - energy rebound post OPEC cut..)
>If inflation rebounds, it would force Fed to raise more aggressively
*laughs in base effect*

>>54603034
Very nice. Now let's see 2024's chart.

>>54602771
Boglechads

>>54604709
I'd also want to see 1890 through, like, 1960.

>futures

I hate 415c expiring on 4/17. My entire rent and food for the next 5 months is hinging on it. Down 80% on it so far, I hope we open 415 on Monday. God please let me out

>>54604663
I accept your challenge. I'll have to teach you lanklet zoomers one bussy at a time.

>>54604759
>>54604886

Please let Monday be a green day, Im begging

>>54603852
over 90% of market growth is driven by less than 10% of the tickers. gold peaking to aths is irrelevant compared to a iwatch or earbuds.

>>54604759
steroids, not even once.
>>54604923
>hes gambling over the weekend.
i stopped doing that because it ruined my time off.

>>54601394
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Can anyone over the age of 40 confirm this?

>>54604988
Nope.

>>54604995
K, thanks

>>54604988
not over 40. i can confirm that i was in highschool when the markets collapsed and all i remember is obama and people getting raped in tents during occupy wallstreet.

The guy on the microphone said he used to have "homosex sex" but doesn't anymore since he found Jesus.

Good entertainment in the city

>>54604988
I was about 21 when the crash happened and frankly the only thing I remember was that finding a job was damn near impossible back then. Everything else seemed largely fine though. Whatever happens next will be much much worse than what happened in 08

>>54605064
based guy on the microphone who stopped his faggot ways for the LORD GOD Almighty. I see the famous REPENT shirt in the back too.

>>54605071
>finding a job was damn near impossible back then
Oh yes. I had had my own business up till then, but it got rugged by Great Recession. I tried for factory work, temp service jobs, even tried to get a gig as a school janitor and couldn't. I wound up being a nearly 40 year old man cooking fast food.

>>54604988
Nope sorry I was still in school then
All I knew was the banks were getting bailed out by TARP, GM (still) sucked, and Bush was le bad & stupiderino
Also, there was real talk the EU might fail and break up.

>>54605122
>I tried for factory work, temp service jobs, even tried to get a gig as a school janitor and couldn't. I wound up being a nearly 40 year old man cooking fast food.
Where did you live? Rural economy?

>>54605132
>Rural
yep

>>54604988
Yup. My home mortgage was through Indy Mac and I remember some loud mouth California Democrat causing the run on that bank. It’s almost like they wanted it to happen.

>>54605132
Not him but I lived in Lansing MI at the time and even fast food wasn't hiring. I had to take a job as a kiosk cell phone salesman. I was very good at it too.

>>54604988
The takeaway for me is there was plenty of hurting before Lehman Bros collapsed. All the retards saying we can't go down this year because last year was so bearish is full of shit.

>>54605139
I'm guessing cooking fast food / similar low-tier wagie jobs in rural areas is not THAT bad since cost of living is much lower so you're not going to be living in poverty like city wagies do.

Sounds weird but I kind of miss being a dishwasher when I was a food wagie. I fucking hated being a cashier or assembling the food in front of the customers for them, but working back of house and just doing the dishes or prepping food while being able to mind my own business and listen to music on my headphones

>>54605071
I was working in Kuwait making about 103k. Was a great time for slurping. I remember buying F for $1.37 a share. Great times.

It's time to start investing in UPS
Apparently they do a2a now

I think it's time that we banned bogletards from this board.

>>54603655
Doomers are never right, and besides, a clown world with a clown market requires joker mode financial decisions to make it.

>>54605173
My friends dad kept telling us to buy Ford shares because we would never get another chance at those prices. Naturally none of us listened, plus trading was a pain in the ass back then. You had to pay like $10 to buy, and then another $10 to sell. They didn't have commission free trades then.

Be honest /smg/. If this was the new face of Bud Lite you’d be slurping and burping.

>>54604886
>My entire rent and food for the next 5 months is hinging on it
Retarded degenerate

>>54605201
Capital One had a new platform called Sharebuilder that I was using. All trades were $4 each so it was better to by large amounts. You could also buy partial shares. It was my introduction to online trading.

>>54605168
It was pretty bad as a husband and dad to be making $7 an hour and limited to 27 hours per month.
>>54605154
>even fast food wasn't hiring
Yep, I got that gig from knowing the general manager and hearing he was there. He had to deal with the corporate rules (they'd limited hours to 27 to save on benefits offerings) but I was fortunate to get even that at the time.

>>54605207
If this was the face of bud light I'd be slurping

>>54605201
>didn't have commission free trades then
we all owe Robinhood a little dick smooch for that

>>54605207
Looks like a whore desecrating the holy Cross

>>54605168
>Sounds weird but I kind of miss being a dishwasher
Not even fren. My dishwasher job was pretty comfy as well. Tucked away in the corner of the kitchen. Chefs and cooks liked me. Lots of free foods. Listen to music and a big machine did all the work. I just loaded it, kept the trash cans empty, and floors dry.

>>54605299
He’s the perfect trad wife you chud.

i only make $34/hour and im almost 30

>>54605357
I only make $22 an hour at 40, but at least I own a house I guess.

Don't know what the bread is yet but "THE CULTURE WARS" is definitely the modern times version of the circuses.

I pee pee but also poo poo

>>54605470
Nice.

>>54605466
bread is marijuana, alcohol and mcdonalds (or whatever fast food you like).

>>54605201
In retrospect paying $10 was a small price to pay for double digit (pre split) FAGMANs. I needed all my cash to pay for things so that was too big a price for me.

>>54605371
i make more than my parents combined income but i will never be able to afford a house
they bought a house on barely above min wage around 2009 which is worth 700k+ now
thats not something i can buy even if my wagw doubled

>>54605466
There's arguably been culture wars in the US its entire existence. I can appreciate and respect people who only focus in bread and butter issues but it's naive to think it's recent or unexpected

I was looking forward to spending my morning backtesting my strategy. Instead I had to fight the horrid datetime handing C shart has. It really is a programming language by jeets for jeets. Now my free time is all gone with not one spreadsheet opened. Shorting MSFT Monday.

>>54605611
should've used Python. Or regular C if runtime is critical.

>>54604988
where are we on this graph?

>>54605595
>There's arguably been culture wars in the US its entire existence
Not arguing that its new. Just that its becoming a black hole that sucks in all attention to irrelevant problems to get that fist pump "US GOOD, THEM BAD".
Life expectancy is still declining in the US, as is home ownership, and still like 2/3 of the senate is past retirement age. I find PPP loan fraud and the silicon valley bank bailout much more deleterious to the future of the US than whatever flash in the pan OUTRAGE I am supposed to have.

Wishing all the orthodox chads a happy Easter.

Currently sitting outside yelling whoa black betty. Come join

>>54605685
easter was last week

/smg/, I went hiking this morning. Rebalance your investments appropriately. Thank you.

>>54605689
whoaaa wheres jpow? wheres cramer? is that where my stocks are located and shipped to me?

>>54605702
It is tommorow faggot

It's time to take a break from shitposting in order to laugh at technical "analysts"

BHAHAHAHAAH

>>54605668
I think people need to let go of the home ownership idea. It’s really not for everyone and there is a certain freedom in renting. As we all should know here there are other and easier ways to invest your money. If you find a home you can afford that’s great but don’t let not having a home depress you.

>>54605716
Bout time you got her pregnant based fren.

>>54605659
just before ANB bankruptcy

>>54605668
old boomers in high government positions that never retire is a common thing all around the world. putin and xi are both 70+ boomers and have a cabinet full of other 70+ geriatrics with no plans to retire anytime soon. the king of saudi arabia didnt give up power until he was a 85+ year old boomer shitting his pants.

>>54605733
>I think we need to return to feudalism
Home ownership is the foundation of US society. A wandering low-wage underclass is not desirable for anyone except landlords.

>>54605685
locks like Rocker's apartment

>>54605784
Home ownership made more sense when you worked the same job all your life and retired with a pension. Those types of jobs are gone unless you work for the government. Younger folks don’t stay in one location for more then five years on the average. Even the military moves you around every three years. This is not enough time to build up decent equity in a home. Just look at the amortization schedule for an average home loan. Now if you can land a job that will keep you in one area for about fifteen years then great buy a home. If you can pay cash for it even better. But don’t let the lack of mortgage, poi, and insurance payments depress you.

>>54605821
It’s my tribute to the face of /smg/

Dollarbros...

https://twitter.com/LHSummers/status/1646967949297700872

>>54605949
Lectures is what they need. We make our own airports. If they would stop all the raping, robbing and killing each other and get to crackin' they wouldn't need China either.

>>54605949
It's the old saying:
"Give a nigger some chicken, and you feed him for a day. Lecture a nigger, and he will go get fed from the chinese."

>>54605949
25% of chinese loans to 3rdies are being defaulted on and that number is going up. the airports aren't free.

>>54605949
Jerome could beat that faggot arm wrestling any day.

>>54605875
That's an employment problem, not a homeownership problem. That modern homes and all their associated costs are ludicrously overpriced while modern jobs are ludicrously underpaid in relation doesn't mean people should stop owning homes, in my view (although that's probably where we're heading). It means a highly centralized job market where the most profitable jobs are centered in urban areas also ends up centralizing housing stock, raising prices. It wasn't always this way, and it doesn't need to be this way.

>>54605949
>roads and airports crumble within a decade
>3rdies default on loan
>at least some chinese ditch diggers got paid

I have never felt this anxious before. On Monday, I'll get to know how my life shapes up to be. Fucking crazy

>>54604886

The more glownigger damage control shilling I see in /smg/, the more I know the economy is fucked.

>>54604759
what is happening here?

My puts expired worthless on friday so now the market will dump. Sorry guys. I guess I’ll gamble some money on UVXY calls

>>54606114
he look like me fr

Oh and FUCK TLRY AND THEIR BILLION DOLLAR ‘IMPAIRMENT’ LOSS. TAX FRAUD OOUT THE ASS.

>>54605970
We're not lecturing them about raping and robbing, we're lecturing them about how eating de poopoo is good for you.

>>54605744
Who the hell was ANB? I was in highschool at the time and my parents were both public sector employees so I didn't pay a whole lot of attention to the shit show that was unfolding.

>>54604886
lmao I can't wait until le RobinHood slurp army ends up under a bridge.

>>54604886
I'm sure some crypto anon can loan you his knee pads

>>54606072
That's how every woman reacts to me when they see my face, damn.

>>54605232
>>54606181
>>54606182
I think we're gonna pump EOD even if we dump at open, that's the pattern. I just hope we get to 416 by noon, I'll be fine then. What a stupid fucking mistake I made

>>54605064
What brings you to DC?

>>54605705
Pretty. Today's agenda is:
change car sparkplugs
go autoshop and buy jug of oil
groceries
take out recycling before my neighbor takes out his and fills up the bin we share so there's no room left for mine

>>54606194
>by noon
kek what is your cost basis?

>>54606194
You won't be fine, you're a dumb retard destined for the poorhouse.

>>54605659
nowhere, this cycle is different than the last

some dude recently built a house across the road after decades of nothing but a field and mountain ridge, but I just saw he has a DE mower so at least he's based.

>>54606322
There are 2 lots in front of the middle school I went to that have been vacant since I attended there 20 years ago. It baffles the mind why someone would do that.

>>54606373
there was a bitch that inherited all the land over there from her mother and sold it into parcels. Her mother had used a huge amount back in the back during the 90s to build a lower upper class subdivision and golf club and they sold that a few years ago. This field is the last of it that I know of.

>futures

>>54606462
Why can't I hold all these dimes?

KILL EVERY JANITOR

>>54606322
single family house? in 2023? what is he a CHUD or something

Rate this coin design. Also, load up on PM miners with any dips.

>>54601394
NEW
>>54606556
>>54606556
>>54606556
>>54606556

>>54606579
phimosis/10

/biz/ feels even more dead than usual today.

what happened to best buy?

>>54606612
Weekend shopping at Home Depot and Lowe's among biz anons is on the rise. Spring is here.

>>54606640
They're now So-So Buy.

>>54606645

>>54606688
I shot ropes on ur mum last nite.

>>54606640
Best Buy? Anon, did you hit your head? Best Buy went bankrupt in 2008. Circuit City and CompUSA are the only places to buy the hottest tech now.

>Listen to me! This stock! We can all buy it together! It will surely go to the moon!

Unironically when have you ever read a good lead on a stock pick (or crypto i guess, but ewww gross) from /biz/? You're all just a bunch of pidgeons. You should be ashamed of yourselves. You're getting taken advantage of. I just pray that you realize this before it's too late. This place is worthless and you're going to lose your money to scams people recommend here on a regular basis.

>>54606718
Radioshack is in 3rd place, but has decent marketshare too

>>54606739
>Unironically when have you ever read a good lead on a stock pick from /biz/?
GME in Summer 2020.

>>54606563
As far as I can tell it's just "kids recently got grown" man, wife and dog. They built early this past Fall. I ain't much for talkin' to folks these days, but I am pretty sure that he will be a great asset in the nigger wars.

Is selling cash covered 45 day DTE puts on high IV meme stocks like AMC and then selling covered calls if you get assigned a smart move to profit from premium?

>>54606739
>Unironically when have you ever read a good lead on a stock pick (or crypto i guess, but ewww gross) from /biz/?
lmao this retard didnt buy the banana stock.

>>54606796
I made a killing selling FRC and MCB puts but at 600% IV. personally I'm not liking that AMC risk reward. have you considered credit/debit spreads on blue chips?

>>54606748
GME doesn't count. Name 5 other examples. PROTIP: you're a newfag and can't.

>>54606796
Generally no; if it dumps too much your cost basis gets wrecked by the put exercise and selling CCs under your cost basis is never a good idea. There's also always the risk that people get bored of the meme and it never pops again. In this clown show of a market, however, go ahead. It'll probably work out.

>>54606842
FANG and VNOM were shilled in 2020. I still have FANG.

>>54606842
SIDU AGRX SIGA UUUU DOLE
>UHHHHH, n-name 10

>>54606867
you mean FAANG?

>>54606890
Someone scolded me for not saying FAGMAN.

>>54606890
No. Are you pretending to be retarded?

>>54606867
I keep FANG in my watchlist. I wish I would have had my son buy it during 2021, came real close.

>>54605071
The job market was fucked till at least 2013. I graduated college in 2010 and applying for jobs was depressing because you were up against recently laid off boomers with decades of experience while you had jack shit.

>>54605875
add the WFH trend comong to an end on top of that.

>>54607018
if i remember correctly lots of major industries were still doing massive layoffs even into the 2014/15s. trades were really only thing hiring for like 5+ years after the financial crisis.

>>54605297
This. For as scummy as RH is they at least forced the legacy brokerages to take zero commissions seriously in order to chase the retail investor crowd.

>>54602072
Do YOU keep your money just laying around doing nothing? Is this what /smg/ does? Don't keep more than you need liquid. Man did nothing wrong

>>54606528
kek

>>54606718
Wait, is this the timeline where people are gambling on Amazon stock as it goes bankrupt, hoping for a short squeeze, while Gamestop dominates cloud computing?

>>54606796
Covered calls are why I sold GME at $40 instead of $400. Just know that IV is high for a reason.

>>54606900
Well arguably you want to include Tesla so it's more like FAGTMAN

>>54606826
There's another banana stock aside from DOLE? I need this for my banana imperialist ambitions along with being an oil man.

This place is grimey.. no wonder these guys are hate everyone

>>54607134
someone should start passing out occupy signs to get their panties wadded up again.

>>54606263
1.51, it's over isn't it

>>54606263
But it says on my option position that my breakeven price is 416.51. I think your chart is wrong

SONS
I have refined the crash charts I was working on last night. The format is 2 charts for each crash. 1st is from just before the peak that was crashed from, to just after the bottom. 2nd is from the peak that was crashed from, to the moment the markets made it back to that peak and kept going upwards (notice that the 2001 crash didn't reach this point until 2013, as the 2007 touch didn't hold). File names are the years/months covered in each chart. First is an all time overview.

The point of these is to study the landscapes of some major historical crashes in the attempt to get a feel for what one might expect in crashes in progress and to come. In some ways, the present one is something of a blend of elements from all previous, and also unique/unprecedented in many ways. I suspect that at some point within it it will feature a sudden, sharp one within all of this feathering.

1987 07 to 12

1987 07 to 1989 07

2000 07 to 2002 10

2000 07 to 2013 03

>>54607362
fuck

2007 09 to 2009 03

2007 09 to 2013 03

nootice this one has the same "picked back up where left off" point as the 2001 crash.

2020 02 to 03
THA COOF CRASH

2020 02 to 08

2021 12 to 2022 10
The bottom of the present crash AS IT STANDS
but of course, IT AIN'T OOVER till
IT'S OVER
it's not over
yet

Wow did you paint these yourself? You're a genius!

Based graph poster accelerating the march to 300 posts and a new thread.

CRBPajeet has been arrested.

F

https://youtu.be/foAW4WDAb68

Finally, 2021 12 to PRESENT
which obviously includes the
FAKE/GAY
mumu tard trap (traps are gay) rally.
Perhaps someone will find these useful for study in their strategizing.

>>54607425
I painted your mother's vaginal canal with coom myself, but she didn't call me genius, just "daddy".

>>54603613
On day 5 here.

I think my body misses the amount of fluid I drank the most. (Beer drinker). I've felt dehydrated and with muscle and join soreness since I stopped and frequent headaches.

I was drinking between a 6 pack and a 12 pack of light beer a day so I knew it was time to cut back but damn.

At least I can be thankful for no DTs.

>>54607428
I thought the 2 in that message were fags.

>>54606739
BILI desu
Yeah it cratered eventually but there was plenty of time to take profits

>>54607485
>I think my body misses the amount of fluid I drank the most. (Beer drinker).
This desu. Whenever I drink 1 beer I end up having 12. "Just having one" is like a ruined orgasm to my brain. I can't drink liquor because I drink it at the same speed that I drink beer and black out. I fucking hate blacking out and trying to piece together what I did last night with texts, emails, and purchase receipts and wondering if I did something risky/illegal or just dreamed it. That'll spook you sober real quick.

so what's the point of investing in international stocks

>>54607584
Doesn't help that I always use private browsing mode and can't use history clues to piece it together either kek.

>>54607601
Losing money until the USA collapses, and then hope you can make it back

>>54606739
Somebody here recommended me EVVTY a few years back when i asked about great EU Stocks and yeah that was kind of based so thanks biz

>>54607601
being a commie pinko fag that loves the antichrist

Baking.

>>54607776
(((Banking)))

China will invade Taiwan over the summer.

>>54607796
Is this bullish for INTC?

>>54607804
No because PC motherboards require other chips from TSMC.

Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company more like Poopwan Poopiconductor Poopufacturing Poopany,

>>54607834
Poopwan Poopiconductor Poopufacturing Poopany? More like Poopoo Poopeepoopoo Poopoopoopoopoo Poopoopee.
>SOXS to the moon

>>54606867
>>54606879
>>54607537
All added to the SMG SHILL/MEME list (even though I already had FANG in my personal one).

>>54607834
KEK L"OL HEHKEK

why do you guys keep posting cartoon animals, what are you furries?

>>54605188
>clown market
isn't it a crab market?

>>54607277
at $1.51 cost. checked and good luck. I have debt spreads below 414 so it will probably close 415 and fuck us both.

>>54607093
We need a G and an O now

>>54603059
>desu
why whenever I typed t b h it turns to desu?

>>54608123
there was an anon here who would write poems for us who died of aids. We post them in remembrance.

>>54608123
Hey basically I'm just not gonna posting them (the frogs!!) I know.... UGH I know..... I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's just that I'm not gonna stop posting them is all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>54608182
idk senpai

What's it like living with a girl? Are they really that messy? Do they smell? Can you describe the smell to me?

What are our earnings plays anons? Oracle, Starbucks, EA, Google, look like double tops to me but they might pump up first.

>>54608241
you think it takes the edge off being a coomer but it just makes you more of a coomer
pic related

>>54608123
niggers

>>54608241
imagine living with a retarded psycho nigger that you still want to fuck because that's about what it is like

what a slow thread

I like investing in Coca Cola and realty income in my Roth IRA

>>54608316
/smg/ is dead. It died when poemanon roped himself.

>>54605875
30 years is just an outstandingly long time for a loan. But if you priced it in a shorter time frame (10 years) people wouldn't be able to afford it because the cost of housing is so expensive to produce. This is a product of real wage growth being shit.

Who gives a shit we're all just getting raped by jews anyway.

>>54608340
Blessed pic.

>>54608365
30 years? AHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://www.hud.gov/press/press_releases_media_advisories/hud_no_22_070

>>54608340
>>54608420
Keep those creepy-ass CIA memes outta here.

>>54607437
Thanks for these anon, I'd say that things are looking pretty bullish if it weren't for the current macro climate.

>>54608435
You have no power here

>>54608445
Well, credit tightening effects aren't expected to really start hitting until Q3 2023, anything looking bullish is hopium/copium illusions. There's at least around a 20% correction still to come.

>>54608316
Too busy testing my Volume Profile strat leveraged on options. It's lookin' super healthy.

>>54608429
The advantage of owning a house though is no violent manlets you have to put down. But you also have to enjoy part of the maintenance.

>>54608365
if there was a 10 year cap houses would magically be 1/3 median wage for 10 years. prove me wrong.
>>54608429
>what bank did you rent your house from anon?

how to tell if its bullish or bearish from options?
is more volume/open interest for buying and selling (puts and calls) at higher prices bullish and vice versa?

>>54608521
I dont know what you mean but im mentally and physically exhausted from a shroom high

>tfw even Rocker left this place but I'm still here
What does this mean about my life?

>>54608340
Wtf, I'm not dead
In fact, I just saw this very handsome duck
He is a good omen for the markets this week

Saw this in my mandatory Walmart training today
I guess that by saving money (on animation), we truly can help our shoppers live better!

>>54608564
Imposter.

>>54608519
Are you trading the daily? Share some of your secret sauce with the class

>>54608582
No I'm the real one

we're beginning a decade of crab market. i'm going to invest nothing and pay off my mortgage instead.

>>54608564
Blessed, are you still out as part of that awesome hike you did today? Have you ever been to Hoh?

>>54608573
The grin on that black girl...
>Sheeeit

>>54608592
No I did the hike in the very early morning, it was only a short one up and back down a small mountain. I saw the duck on the way home from dinner.
Idk what Hoh is

>>54608560
there is no such thing as a housing market post glass-steagle. housing is essentially a derivative of the mortgage markets now. for a working Joe the mortgage markets basically boils down to 1/3 median salary for that area for 30 years is a median house.

>>54608596
First time I ever saw a black person leave Walmart and pay for shit lmaaao

>>54608601
oh shit nigga, you need to get to Hoh for sure. It is the sweetest smell ever. Look it up, you live right near it.

>>54608168
I dont feel so good boyo

>>54608617
Is that a river?

>>54608626
rainforest

>>54608606
Property prices and taxes are too damn high. Lower it.

>>54608652
In Olympic National Park? That's like a four hour drive for me. I haven't been out that way yet

>>54608658
it's a four day drive for me but I went, don't be a pussy

>>54608666
Ok Satan, I'll go this summer

>>54608656
raise billions of dollars and lobby politicians to reinstate glass-steagle and stop using residential real estate as investment instruments.

>>54608582
Gabriel, J’attends,
Un peu de sentiment,
Que ton âme se jette à l’eau,
Dans mon corps océan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYmWLakvgIY

>>54608684
it will absolutely be worth it just for that smell, but watch out for cougars jumping you out of the trees

>>54608700
Hopefully by then I can find a cute latina girl to go hiking with me who will protect me

>>54608722
that's exactly what I did when I went

>>54608730
Nice. We will be persecuted around here for saying such things though

>>54608756
I never consider such things. In these parts we have a saying that goes like this: "fuck em and feed em beans". One might be prone to take that the wrong way, but it translates to a bird finger, essentially.

>>54608722
Careful you'll have to bareback her on the trail

>>54608800
That would be ideal!

hello?

Hurry up and bake or I'm going to do it.

>>54608963
henlo?

>>54608972
SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER ITS GONNA BE RED ON MONDAY HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

>>54608840
Yeah but then she'll smell like your semen

>>54608977
:(

>>54608963
>>54608972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvXKM2-poIw

>>54608977
that doesn't seem like a surprise

>>54608982
Hot

>>54609005
Hot rank semen to stink up the trail with

The worst thing about baking is getting a false (You) every time someone posts.

>>54609026
This seems like a blurb from an erotic novel for men who like men.

>>54609084
>>54609084

>>54609084
>>54609084

>>54609084
>>54609084