/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54607020
a chainlink, a bitcoin and a gme share walk into a restaurant. chainlink orders a cheeseburger and beer, bitcoin orders a giant steak and a glass wine, and the gme share just orders water.
chainlink fueled by social anxiety and autism awkwardly eats the burger while quietly sobbing to itself. bitcoin really enjoys it's fancy steak and wine dinner and is in such a generous mood that it also orders some fries for the table of shitcoins behind it and for it's frenemy efferium at the bar some fried chicken and an ice-cold colt45. while everybody else is eating the gme share just slowly sips it's water. when it comes to paying the bill chainlink begrudgingly pulls out a coin purse and starts counting coins and buttons. bitcoin just throws a hefty credit card on the table and tells the waiter to also buy the shitcoin faggots a round of fruity vodka shots. last but not least the gme share not owing any money stands up, turns around, pulls it's pants down and just starts shooting liquid diarrhea all over bitcoin and chainlink also indirectly spraying the shitcoins and the waiter. the gme share then says: i bought the restaurant and poisoned all your food. it is time to die now. bitcoin and chainlink and all the shitcoins and even efferium then died an agonizing death.

>>54607361
who’s there

>>54607418
me

>>54607020
bump for funny thread

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>>54607418
poo in l

>>54607020

trannies gonna seethe from this one.

90% of /biz/

i remember my mexican friend got mad about this.
i hated to be the one to tell him....

>>54607020

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>>54607875
hehehe
these are good.

TLDR: gme fucked all of crypto

>>54607844
>FB_IMG

>>54607020
NYC
>Melanin enriched fellas on the subway puking, pissing, shitting, drugged out of their minds
>carjacking, shootings, theft
>$3000/mo for a studio in a non roach infested apartment in a part of town you won't worry about getting shot in
>Fucked up high cost of living

Tokyo
>Orderly racially homogeneous society
>Clean and timely subway system (unless you're a woman, then unfortunately you may get groped)
>Societies dregs hide themselves and don't both anyone for the most part
>Reasonable cost of living even though it's the largest city on earth

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>>54607020
test

>>54607724
Their Linkedin profile says they''re 400 employees in the company.
What they're all doing?

>just buy a house in the middle of nowhere