/biz/ - Business & Finance

I will always do what Vanguard says.

You will own nothing, you will live in the Joetown, and you will be happy.

Yields...

>>54599695
ehhhh zoomie, I will only follow someone as long as they have my interests in mind. Jack is dead.

>>54599704
Those shanty towns look a whole lot better than the homeless encampments I drive by each day.

>>54599710
I can already feel the dirt floor between my toes just looking at that maid.

Meester pooper scooper, did you order that Megumin figure I suggested months ago? She's getting another one that looks pretty good! Only
>SOXL 15.58
15 SOXL shares. A steal!

that little faggot... he's going to bed. good night frens you fuckin jew niggers.

>>54599727
Be grateful, our president is doing his best to pick up the mess left by blompf.

so did the bull exubarance die after the bad day yesterday ??

why is smg so fixed on the short term??

>>54599750
There is no market outside of 0DTEs. It's all short term.

>>54599753
you will always be poor if you don't study

>>54599753
meant for
>>54599750

>>54599753
no wonder smg just loses money then.

>>54599759
as retail its way better to look at a longer picture.

>>54599750
horizontal market until june, leave your dedicated investment portfolio alone (if you are a vanguard chad) and buy and sell some worthless stock like PLTR as it gains and loses.

>>54599750
/smg/ has lots of 3x ETF and options traders so any move in the wrong direction fucks them up

>>54599787
Is this true or you memeing me? I don't know what to do just don't want to lose out while dollars become worthless.

>>54599807
I only chime in when I am certain that everyone that isn't invested into Vanguard isn't a literal retard.

>>54599787
im a positional trader. looking for something to buy but the current market is so gay im stayign in cash.

>>54599792
i found out doing taxes that my fees for european 3x etfs are 4 eurobux per trade.

>>54599781
Long picture? Buying and holding? Growth is too slow.

>>54599902
yeah but people here go by 2 days. and scream mumu where are youu??? then it reverses after 2 days and they scream bobo where are youu

bros i just went on a date and made out with a girl i even grabbed her ass

i am mumu

Damn there's like a 4-hour gap I have no memory of.
Time to sober up and hit the gym.

Bogleheads and anons with sub 5 digit portfolios shouldn't even be allowed to post here

>>54599676
I have a new elaborate trading strategy. It works all the time.
>buy Monday
>sell Friday

I'm just going to buy JEPQ forever

How much longer do you think america will have no global dominance? My guess is 100 years by that point america society will be so niggerfied that it’s basic functioning will be compromised

>>54600208
What's the appeal of dividend stocks? You're just paying taxes every year instead of growing it.

>>54600182
i'm not a gatekeeper but if you dont have 5 digits to play with you need a better job

>>54600216
Never. The Roman Empire never fell, it just moved capitals like it liked to do all the time. It's just that it's Washington nowadays. Better situation, islands are the best, even better when they're bigass.

Lets just give up and kill our selves.

>>54600219
Youre paying taxes either way. The difference is that youre spreading out taxes every year with dividends instead of paying a lump sum tax when you sell growth at a much higher rate

Pls help, I'm new to stocks and I'm looking for an specific company and I can't find any platform that trades it, what does that mean? Or where should I look?

>>54599727
looks like a scene out of fallout

Why haven't you bought gold miners anon?

>>54600182
im 3 digit now.... my first trading year was not good.

>>54600338
that means its a shitty microcap and you're better off not risking your money

>>54600508
what went wrong?

>>54600338
You dont need this new age stuff like brokers. Just shake the hand of the CEO and ask for a stock.

>>54600207
I've got a better one.
>buy
>buy more

There are people ITT who will short the biggest bullrun of the decade

>>54600529
i bought the top at dec 21. then tried to gamble swing trade 3x etfs

>>54600584
bobo cant be saved

ALL I SEE IS CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB

I got into a fight for the first time yesterday and punched someone in the face. I've never felt more alive.

>>54600584
Why is this man so happy

>>54600631
good work now go impregnate something

>>54600631
How is this going to reflect on your portfolio's performance?

>>54600665
made me think about that maybe violence is an essential part of male development, and because there are laws to punish and financial barriers to prevent men from experiencing real violence they all become trannies nowadays.

>>54600695
I'll confront my fears and do more risky trades, so it could go either way.

>>54600701
i think so too, i got jumped by a group of guys in high school, fought them off pretty well and was a hero at school the next day. never experience anxiety or feel bad about myself

>>54600737
>>54600701
I got into a fight with a cop and now I'm a felon

>>54600776
but did you kick his ass

>>54600085
Bobobros, we can't let this Mumu reproduce and fill the world with mindless slurpers. We have to do something. I hereby declare the launch of Operation Cockblock, all means are authorized.

>>54600792
Yeah but then got my shit pushed in when all his buddies showed up.

>>54600858
you still won
>>54600844
stop shorting me !

Pls Mr. Mumu, just a little pull back to 3900. I will cover this time, I swear.

Time to buy fake meat and vegan milk stocks

>>54601002
Didnt a lot of cattle, pig and chicken farms get blown up since last year? It felt like every wook one or two caught fire.

>>54601002
I wonder who's behind this fire

>>54601002
>supply goes down
>demands stays the same
>welp time to sell
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>>54601061
brandon is looking the other way while ecoterrorists attack the food supply

I hate the antichrist. Best tickers for this?

How much longer until something happens?

>>54601092
summer

>>54601092
Honkaloids are pathetic ffs, what a shit tier race, how did you cunts make it this far

>>54601092
>therealpiggyd

>rates go to 8% overnight
>but you get a latina gf
Would you?

>>54601142
ok but where is the downside?

>>54601147
You get a latina gf

>>54601092
Nothing ever happens

>>54601147
She's fat. Latinas are infamous for being wider than they are tall.

>>54601153
we have a deal

>>54601170
I remember when they shiped black people to the Caribbean to work on the civilization plantations, because the local population was too civilized already.

>>54601188
The niggers had never worked a day in thier lives prior to that. Extreme measures had to be undertaken to get minimum amounts of useful labor out of the poor creatures. Obviously america would be in a much better place if slavery never happened and feral niggers weren't terrorizing our cities.

>>54600147
getting sober was the best decision I ever made that impacted my trading. good luck

>>54600423
>buying the top

if youre bullish on PM, wait for the next dip.

>>54601212
The US could have done that, collecting cotton doesn't kill you. Working on sugar plantations on the other hand killed most of the workers and was the reason for the whole slave trade. Nobody in their right mind would have done that work as paid labor, not even back then.

>>54599676
I couldn't tell this was smg with a nondeleted anime girl in the op

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>>54601177
holy fuck, the first legit 10 i've seen in awhile.

white bros...how do we cope?

>>54600338
Are you even sure that the company you're looking for is publicly traded?