/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54598718
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,321.699B, 101P = 22.987B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,253.786B, 104P = 21.671B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>Q4 + FY2022 Earnings 8-K/10-K
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

If Gamestop has a million investors, then I am one of them. If Gamestop has ten investors, then I am one of them. If Gamestop has only one investor then that is me. If Gamestop has no investors, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Gamestop, then I am against the world.

>>54598743

>>54598743
Same. There will be two, at the very least.

>>54598759
>>54598743
and my axe

>>54598743
like pottery

Frens, Romans, Schizos- lend me your ears. It’s time to banish Ken Griffin back to the shadow realm of Chicagodad. The MOASS is upon us, and we have never been comfier among the blight of the globohomos and glowniggers.

>>54598743
Rye and Cold Hen Antiques!

It's been fun but I really do want my money now

>>54598906
Sneed.
Literally you are slurping a company with an insane valuation. GME is comically cheap because of the naked-systemic-short position that exists. If Wallstreet COULD go long, they would. They can't because. they are short.
Not our problem. If the shorts struggle like a seagull tangled in a net, it's not our problem. If they drown in the ocean as the tide rises, then so be it.

>>54598906
Kek baggots
Today is day 814 since the squeeze

>>54598882
i guess the real tight and coherant ship were the threads made along the way

>>54599071
And a bankrun is unfolding as swamps unwind.
Not my problem?

2.5 years and gamestop isn't bankrupt yet. 2 more weeks!

>>54599103
Jpmorgan just posted 12.5 billion in profit. You're a delusional dumbfuck

>>54599113
They're 73% closer to having their stock delisted than 2.5 years ago. Dumbfuck baggie ahahahahaha

>>54598718
good thread title and pic

>>54599124
Did they say how much of it came from Epstein?

>54599134

>>54599134
Baggie mad because he can't close his shorts ;)

>>54599103
Back to your bankruptcy thread baggot

why no moass?

we're all gonna frickin wagmi!!!! ok???????

>>54599152
When the stock price goes to $0 its removed the market. You've dropped 73% in 814 days. You are 27% away from being removed. Much much closer to $0 than you are from the squeeze price! Kek dumbfuck baggie!

You fools still don't understand. If the price gets anywhere near zero, I'm buying up the rest of the float.

>54599425
Cope more you absolutely obsessed faggot. There is no world where GameStop goes bankrupt anytime soon. Also Tyfys. This larp of yours is incredible.

Baggies, come on. Give it up. Citadel is a fine business and a true titan in the finance industry. You are obsessed with Ken, making all these crazy pictures of him. It is truly sad how much you all think about him.

sneed hedgies

>>54599160
I CAN'T CLOSE

>>54599462
GameStop doesn't have to go bankrupt, Citadel can just print a billion naked synthetics to bury it themselves

>54599481
You don’t seem to understand what a “synthetic” actually is

>54599481
If they could do that they would’ve done it already. Also why would citadel have to do that I thought all of us baggies were delusional schizos. Didnt they already close?

>>54599477

>54599481
Do it pussy. No balls. Bet your bitchass boss can't even get it under $15 again.

>>54599481
This notion is ridiculous. The DTCC is in charge of share lending. They would never let the shares in circulation exceed the outstanding shares. Another delusion

>>54599134
Hey I thought you might be hungry so I got you some lunch, enjoy.

>>54599510
Then why did they lie about the split dividend being a forward split last year?

It's either an assblasted shortie or a bored shitposter. Who else on a Friday night? I know you aren't making any money from these posts boy
>>54599474
Sneed hedgies

>>54599541
He’s here everyday and is the most recognizable fud poster aside from Niggerfaggot and it seems almost intentional. I applaud his dedication.

>>54599526
Due to the fact that it makes no difference in accounting. Distributing shares via a dividend and multiplying them has the same total effect on the shares. But you people always want to look into every fine detail. So what if it wasn't exactly the same. The end result was no different.

>>54599567
It makes all the difference in the world if there was a systemic naked short position and the shares in broker accounts were actually FTDs not entitled to dividend shares. The two have different reporting codes for a reason.

One must imagine Sisyphus happy, for all men have a hill, but not all men have a rock.

>>54599589
Based and Camuspilled.

I don't care if the economy crashes or not. I don't care about some bullshit distractions. I don't care that room IQ brown rodents think the squeeze is already over. Some rich FAGGOTS sold me totally legit gme ious that are in surplus of Gamestop's outstanding shares and will eventually have to pay me to get rid of them to fix the illegal dilution they caused. It's just simple capitalism. Cry and shit up as many threads as you want it won't change shit.

>>54599581
And yet you have no proof of this. Just accusations

I just like the stock

>>54598722
checked, dear Aille-sama

and then there were Watamelons!

>>54599581
>were actually FTDs not entitled to dividend shares
They are entitled to dividends, the accusation we have is that the DTCC didn't distribute it.

>>54599664

>>54599664
Wait a minute. One of those watamelons looks a bit weird.

>>54599644
Don’t bother fighting with them. They are not grounded in reality. Clearly none of these dumbasses have advanced degrees, probably all dropouts. I have tried reasoning with them in the past and it is like talking to a brick wall

>>54599680

>>54599589

>>54599721
delet this

>>54599721

>>54599230
No

wen wagme?

>>54599849
$0.24

Just here to kek you guys, leaving soon
KEK BAGGIES
bye

I love GameStop

>>54600030
Gamestop loves you too babe. You saved them from bankruptcy. They won't be saving you though dumbfuck baggie.

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Still Have To Short Record Dry Volume Days Just To Survive Bears can do about it.

WAGMI

>>54598722
Checked!

>>54598743
Very based stay comf frens!

>>54599510
>They would never

Oh buddy you have to dream bigger.

Kek Virgins

>>54599644
DTCC couldn't execute share split without committing massive fraud. Imagine being as stupid as you are. Go get vaccinated.

>>54600150
if this fraud is so massive where is it? If anyone found anything worth it’s salt it would be everywhere instead people just keep screaming fraud and hoping it works because Reddit is used to just screaming until they get their way. Keeep it up because while it isn’t working it’s hilarious to watch

>54600290
>if it was real, the jews would snitch to the goym about other jews!
lol. lmao, even

>>54598743
Here here. Either we are right, or (((wall street))) is right. In the end, there can only be one.

>>54599124
>12.5 billion
Less than Citadel? Are they even trying? They really are failing...

>>54599463
Kenny got his 33 years with Citadel. Times up!

>>54600290
How many ids do you really need just to fail an argument for the 300th time?

>>54599463
Never have I seen someone suck off mayo boy like you're doing right now. You must be an intern, keep it up and you might get hired full time with benefits!

>>54600510
Around six million

>tfw MOASS

>54600060
I’m glad you admit GameStop isn’t going bankrupt.

WAGMI

>>54600972
I wish I actually had frens irl

The NFT marketplace is still in Beta. When it launches fr, you will see some shit

GME green ID. WAGMI

shillniggers still posting cringe. Must be saturday.

>>54601028
>>54601040
>>54601050
Stop spamming faggot. You don’t have friends because you’re annoying

>>54601028
>>54601040
>>54601050
>GME ID

>>54601028
>>54601040
>>54601050
mirin' green GME ID bro

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/12md87o/anon_spends_his_hard_earned_crypto/

Lmao /GME/ is now Reddit famous oh how the turntables

>>54601028
No you don't. Most people suck, will use and abuse you, and then act like they never knew you even if you went above and beyond for them. Even the rare few that aren't like that inevitably get pulled away due to life just generally being a bag of weeping cocks with rare few blessed moments of peace when one isn't smacking you in the face and trying to force its way into your mouth. When GME does finally pay off I'm paying my taxes, making a few sizeable donations to organizations I like that have a proven track record of doing good things with their funding, and then I'm building a subterranean home in a state that has legal weed so I can shitpost and play vidya and smoke big fuckin doinks until I die sometime after I turn 100 years old. Fuck friends, fuck anything but family, and fuck the vast majority of that as well.

>>54601050

>>54600496
33 years? Wow bro, that's nuts. Where have I seen that number before...

>Sudan

Holy shit this is definitely NOT a nothingburger watch Biden get involved right away

>>54601303
Who?

Friendly reminder

Since I have the magic ID, I predict that GME will pop off within the next 2 months

>>54601162
Based human behaviour understander from the RimJob id.

The problem I'm struggling with is actually believing that this thing is going to go that high as nothing good ever happens to me lol.

Holding 1600 shares (80/20 DRS chad) + 1600 in my pension.

>>54601382
.>My ID
It's joever

>>54601486
>nothing good ever happens to me lol
I feel this way too, but at the same time because of this I feel that I'm long overdue for my first win. Embrace the absurd.

>>54601513
We’re all cursed or blessed or whatever

>>54601513
>I feel this way too, but at the same time because of this I feel that I'm long overdue for my first win.
kek magical thinking baggies. literally the same logic lottery ticket buyers have.

>>54601513
>nothing good ever happens to me. I'm never lucky.

Said the inmate minutes away from the injection. This isn't a Disney movie. You're fucked

>99% of the content on gme_meltdown is about BBBY and amsneed
top fucking kek the meltdownies can't even bash GME in the one place created solely for bashing GME

>>54601050
I salute you. I salute me. I salute us.

The moment I realized MOASS is inevitable was long ago. But it's good to be reminded once in a while.

>Still shilling against a good investment on a Saturday morning
You don't have to be lucky to see the amazing opportunity that is GME

>>54601486
Be careful about what you think. You are the entire universe and what you belief to be true you will experience. You will become a millionaire/billionaire soon, but you really need to watch your thoughts, as you'd possible lose it all afterwards if you don't change your mindset.

You are the only one with Power over yourself, because you are the only one thinking in your mind.

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>54601677
Everyone needs to hit up /x/ LoA general to get their mind right. Good things happen all of the time. Miracles happen everyday aa we speak

>>54601650
It’s truly one of the weirdest things I’ve seen on that cesspool.

>>54598718
kek desperate saturday morning baggoids

>>54601818
>9x BAG
ironic. you must be holding some flaming hot garbage

Why is the volume so low and does it even matter?

>>54601650
It's because they're running out of ammoxcuses on how GME is totes going to 0.
So they need to associate it with other, shittier stocks to try and brand everything as the same flavour of trash.

>>54601836
This was discussed in the last thread pretty thoroughly. It’s incredibly odd that the volume continues to shrink to before it became a “meme” stock and especially off when you consider there 4x as many tradable shares in existence. The only thing that in my opinion could explain flat law is a hidden naked short postion that will blow someone up. To add to that any one telling you that is perfectly normal while knowing all of those details is either actually retarded or paid to fud this stock.

>>54601836
>>54601917
I think that the drastic change is a result of the algo changing course due to GameStop's earnings. What we are seeing now is the flatness that was expected near the end of last year. DRS and GameStop's continued improvement as a company is having a big effect on the algo.

>>54601974

>>54601974
Agreed. I think the algo is forced to perfectly thread the needle. The best part is that that window continues to shrink.

>>54601674
I love this stock more than anything in the world.

>Watching multi-millionares huff the copium in real time
You love to see it.

>>54601836
>drs has drained liquidity
>this makes the volume needed to move the price lower (see anon chart)
>now to keep gme rangebound, hedgies require less traded shares to short
>likewise theres no fomo volume in, just recurrring DRS buys, options chain is dried up shit

>>54601674
>>54601917
>>54601974
>>54602017
You love to see it, how anyone can fud GME at this point is beyond redemption. I'm convinced the entirety of the bullshit we're putting up with since 2021 is a direct result of wall street doing everything in its power to prevent a catastrophic financial meltdown because of GME's success and their naked short gamble going bust. They had every opportunity to let retail have a win, but their greed got the best of them, and now their house of cards is crumbling before their very eyes. Lol. Lmao. Many such cases.

>>54602070
No way that is a fair price. We have a mascot with world recognition. Stores in Milan and just a cool industry with lots of growth

>>54602070
baaaahahaha
Absolutely pathetic. In times like these, your biggest threat to your financial health is debt/leverage and counterparty risk. Investing in a debt free company and putting your name on your shares is about the smartest thing you can be doing in the year 2023. It is frightening to consider the fallout that could come from some hypothetical scenario where some jackass needs to buy back shares worth trillions

>>54602070
Imagine the slurping

>>54600100
>>54600150
>>54600541
Take your meds baggies

>>54602199
dont have to, we have 200k retail investors drsing 25% of shares at a value over 1.7 BILLION dollars. Thats only drs. Imagine how many retail investors own shares on the various platforms. WAGMI

>>54602199
That has to be the worst part for them. They know damn well the company is undervalued and they are stuck on the wrong side of the trade. And not only that, but they basically have to procure us cheapies because their short position is already so massive they will go BK if they try to close it. So all they can do is sit around and make things worse.

I LOVE THIS COMPANY!
G! M! E!
G! M! E!
FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

>>54602498
thanks I just sold from the cringe

>>54601677
Checked. Thx fren, you're right.

>>54602473
If most people are like me, sane and rational 50/50 chads with half in Fidelity, half in CS evenly split between Book and Plan, then retail already has 50% of the float or 3.4 BILLION dollars

>>54602519
I'm gonna buy yours on Monday. Thx for the heads up.

>>54601513
>>54599849
kek BBBaggies. GMEchads always win.

>>54602498
based
>>54602519
unbased
>>54602648
based

WAGMI

>>54602498
Thank you king for your based and redpilled attitude. Your enthusiasm is desperately needed in these trying times.

>>54602498
WOO HOO!!!! Way to go! Let's here it for the BEST stock in the world!
G! M! E!
G! M! E!
We are ALL going make it! YEA!

Baggies in control. Fourteen (14) more days. Twust da pwan.

>>54602635
I DRSd all because I fell for the meme, but I don’t care. I’m just never selling if it ever actually even happens

>>54602605
I watch out for my frens and my frens watch out for me.

>54602635
using that logic FDIC changing teh rules and insuring ALL deposits is illogical. with your logic, depositors over at SVB should be fine with taking a "haircut". with your logic there would be NO NEED for fdic in the first place. yet here we are.

>>54602070
So their valuation is 46% of the cash GameStop has on hand, interesting.
How do they justify this assessment?

I’m committing ego suicide

>54602635
>50/50 Plan/Book
>sneed

>>54603133
>Checked
>following your instincts CHAD
>standing by his decisions as a man CHAD
>Not falling for anti DRS memes CHAD
>YAGMI
Remember broker's can and will liquidate your possition if they deem it necessary, it is in the terms.

>>54603344
BRICK AND MORTY GAMERS ARE DEAD JUST FUCKING SELL ALREADY

>>54603344
They have sources familiar with the matter that say that most of the companies cash on hand is actually beer tickets to the nearest bar in grapevine.

Ryan Cohen asked me not to say this but goddamnit I'm going to say it anyway because I wrote it and it's the truth:

>I FUCKING LOVE THIS STOCK
>IT IS THE BEST STOCK EVER
>PERIOD

>>54602137
Oh, the conspiracy theories again! Blaming Wall Street for all your losses and painting GME as some kind of heroic battle against financial institutions. It's really amusing how some baggies can come up with such wild ideas. Let me tell you something, baggot, GME's struggles are not some grand conspiracy orchestrated by Wall Street. It's a failing company with poor management and outdated business models, and its stock price has been manipulated by various factors, including short squeezes and retail investor hype. Blaming others for your losses won't change the facts. The reality is that GME's success or failure is based on its fundamentals, not some elaborate conspiracy theories. So, keep dreaming if it makes you feel better, but the truth is far from the exaggerated story you're trying to spin. KEK BAGGIES

>>54603558
If enough brokers do that the naked short positions would disappear. There can be no moass if you actually believe that.

>>54598718
kek baggies you are no different than the retards in the bbby general

this
is the best stock ever!

>>54603630
>Still believing this obvious lie in the year 2023.

Plebbit seems to like the funeral ad. Someone should show them the other ones https://www.adsoftheworld.com/campaigns/there-s-a-place-for-us

trolling will continue untill the honking and shilling stops.
100% DRSd and fractionals sold for the lulz

>>54603744

>54603662
It’s literally just logic you fucking Boyardee retard.

>>54603831
Kys faggot. MOASS is inevitable

>54603883
I never stated it wasn’t.

Can we please ban this general and every stupid nigger that’s ever posted here please? It’s over you fucking retards, it’s been 2 years

Fucking kys already “Hurr duur sneed hedgies LMAO so randum XD”

>>54603926
Seethe

Only DRS holders will get the moass. Options will get rugged, (yes even leaps), brokers will rug, swaps and other short derivatives will be rugged and absolved of responsibility.

In short drs your shit if you want a gorillion per share. No cell, no sell. BUY HOLD DRS SHOP. This is the way.

>54603926
>asks to be banned

>There are 200 threads on this board alone but this one existing makes me a great big salty vagina
>No I won't go to any of the other ones. I want to stay here and complain about this one.
K retard

>>54598718
we're not just going to the moon, we fly past Pluto!

>54603950
I think you forgot to switch ids.

>>54603962
You can tell people like this are shills because the source of their butt hurt is the thread remaining on page 1. If they only cared about their own experience of using the site they'd filter the thread subject and be done, so clearly it's about controlling what other people see.

>>54604003
I didn't. thoughie.

>>54603831
DUH SOOP MASCOT

You specifically and no one else should have 100% of your shares in a broker so you can suffer the consequences of your own ineptitude while better men WAGMI.

Spoonsneeding for the mentally challenged:
>Absolutely nothing will happen until every authorized share is accounted for through direct registration.
>At that point every short position is a naked short position.
>Book kings will feast even if/when every broker sells their (not your) shares.

>>54604096
Sorry I’m quite comfy being 70/30 and will remain so.

>>54601449
nigger, gieb better predictions

>>54604096
Can I ask why would they need to buy drs shares if the broker shares get deleted?

>>54601449
ty anon :)

>>54604244
(he won't answer this)

I've been playing pokemon fusion in my downtime. Just waiting for the black swan.

>>54604135
Go back to 100% broke. You don't deserve to WAGMI

>>54604244
Even the chad who never read a single DD and only bought in to bully billionaires has better intuition and reading comprehension than you.

>>54604261
That goes for you too if you can't even understand that a short without a locate is naked.

I like Gamestop

>>54604346
You are either brain damaged or subtly FUDing.

>>54604304
2 more weeks until gme is bankrupt. You should be crying in the thread asking why chobani hasn't done anything

>54604346
Yeah I think you’re being disingenuous. I refuse to believe you actually lack the brain capacity to understand the logic of my question.

The moment the shills started telling me to sell out of the pool was the moment I knew wagmi. I’m just not gonna sell sorry.

>>54602070

>>54604375
I like you

Comfy adventurous movie recommendations?

>>54604470
the one you're playing

>>54604376
>>54604399
You specifically should keep all of your shares in brokers to make room for others who aren't as stupid as you.
Book kings will WAGMI through lending locates for naked shorts against their shares.

>>54604481
This but also almost anything on this page.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TwoFistedTales

>54604520
All of my drs shares are book and I probably have more shares than you.

>>54603630
>If enough brokers do that the naked short positions would disappear.
>No.
>The float (shares they need) will be locked in DRS

Also just because they can force close your position doesn't mean it will be for pennies, just that you won't be able to name your price and it won't be meme numbers

>If the entire float is locked they can force close every broker share (forcing the price higher and higher) and they still won't be able to close their short positions because the shares will be locked in DRS, that is where the Infinity pool, dividends and or extreme meme level sell prices become possible.

>NO BROKER WILL EVER LET YOU SELL FOR A MEME PRICE.

>BROKER SHARES ARE FOR TENDIES TO HOLD YOU OVER UNTIL THEY OFFER MEME PRICES FOR YOUR DRS SHARES

I am very glad the conversation has come back around to this though as it is much more fun and honest than the "GME is going to zero" discussion.

>>54604470
Bladerunner 2049

>>54604591
Mandy

Uh bros has the volume ever been this low? The ticker hasn't moved all day

>>54601652
the holding of GME will be borne out in time

>>54604565
>NO BROKER WILL EVER LET YOU SELL FOR A MEME PRICE.
I bet I can sell my broker shares for more than you can. I bet I can sell my broker shares for more than any redditor can. High score has to suck every dick in this thread

>>54604713
This truly is the perfection in balance between the divine feminine and masculine principles.

>>54604481
True story

>>54604521
I'm too dumb for this website

>>54604591
Thanks too much violence for today but I put it on my list

>>54604565
$10,000/share might as well be pennies when my floor is hundreds of millions

>>54604716
That's the rub, you don't own any shares at a brokerage. You give them money, they display an account value number that changes based on market price, then you click sell and they give you money based on what the number was when you did so. The only time they buy shares is when you're transferring out of that brokerage, but they can sell your so-called position at any time to protect you from market volatility.

>>54604386
what is this blasphemy??
SHILLS USING WATAMELON MEMES FOR DEMORALIZATION?!

somebody check picrel for clues on how to smoke out shills who are here to steal and appropriate watamelon memes!

>>54604946
At $10k per share I would have 10 million

>>54604964
Literally pennies

>>54605001
Yeah good luck holding for 184,842,203 per share and missing the MOASS

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

>>54604716
>High score has to suck every dick in this thread

Bro, that's not fair, for two reason.
>You ei5her suck dick for fun or fantasize about it. (why else would (you) make such a gay wager?)
>I don't hold broker shares.

I can fix the later issue but the former is in God's hands

>>54605016
Good luck selling at $10k and missing MOASS

>>54605016
You can't "miss" owning something that someone else has to buy from you. Me holding shares is what causes the MOASS, it's not some magic force that will run out while I sit at home. Hundreds of millions is my floor because it will go much, much higher than that.

>>54605129
At hundreds of millions per share I would have 100 billion dollars. I just don't see it happening bros

>>54605135
>I just don't see it happening bros
if you don't want that much money, can you send me your shares pl0x?
;)

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/apr/06/forbes-30-under-30-tech-finance-prison
>30 under 30-year sentences: why so many of Forbes’ young heroes face jail
>Javice, as eagle-eyed Twitter users were quick to note, is not the first Forbes 30 Under 30 alum to suddenly be looking at decades in jail. In 2021, Sam Bankman-Fried, a self-described “effective altruist”, made the list
>His colleague Caroline Ellison, the former co-CEO of Alameda Research, made the list in 2022.
>Another embarrassing Forbes alum is Martin “Pharma Bro” Shkreli, who was in the finance category of the list in 2012.
>While Elizabeth Holmes never actually made the 30 Under 30 list, she did headline the Forbes Under 30 Summit
>So does Trevor Milton, the founder of a hydrogen-powered truck company called Nikola, who was on a 2020 Forbes list called 12 under 40
Oh no hedgie bros did we get too cocky? Are people cottoning onto us?

>>54605163
Forbes bros...

>>54605163
Shkreli did nothing wrong but break up the insulin monopoly by jacking up prices to insurance companies but not users. Not the insurance profits!!!!

The reality is that the squeeze is over. There are people who continue to hype you up and making you think there will be a 2nd squeeze. As they do this, they laugh behind your back with their false promises as you throw your money away.

RC

Why isn't RC buying at these prices? GameStop has 100 million set aside for buybacks as well, what are they waiting for? Do they know it's going to drop lower?

>>54604963
They can't use happy melons, only sad edits.

I am going to sell my shares of $GME for const price = parseFloat(data["GME"]["05. price"]);
const rounded_price = Math.ceil(price / 5) * 5;
document.getElementById("result").innerText = `Current price: $${price.toFixed(2)} dollars.
That's a 5x ROI and would allow me to retire comfortably.

>>54601162
This is one reason why I'm becoming a sugar daddy. I'll make a friends that I'll get to fuck and travel the world with while it suits me. Maybe out of the bunch, I'll find an young, impressionable and very attractive wife type woman who wants to stick around forever and bear my sons. Friendship is fleeting, but getting married is what we all need.

>>54605368
if only they bought GME and used happy melons..!

>>54605530
>>54605368
>>54604963
Watamelons have been the second gayest thing I've seen ITT
The first is whoever ran Watamelon through AI and decided they were good enough quality to post

I’m going to the gym. Keep up the good work. We’ve already won. I will see you guys later

>>54605553
i think they're really cute ^^
ty for holding GME

WAGMI

Where’d everyone go?

>>54599652
>>54600098
WGAMI.

>>54605960
Bingo.

>>54605553

>>54605960
I've been busy cleaning today and there's only so much to discuss on the weekend. The biggest thing right now is that the extra low volume and low volatility could be a precursor to some silliness in the coming weeks.

>>54606015
>The biggest thing right now is that the extra low volume and low volatility could be a precursor to some silliness in the coming weeks.
Yes, it could mean another few months of crabbing in a 40 cent window and nothing happening

>wShsQINh

>>54598743
as a million investors or just one, I am that investor. I'll hold my shares to the moon and back, and no amount of doubt or negativity can shake my diamond hands. Gamestop's potential is beyond the world's comprehension, and I'm proud to be part of this revolution against the Wall Street establishment. To the moon, fellow baggies! Keep hodling and spreading the GME gospel! #DiamondHands #GMEtotheMoon #NoGMEregrets

>>54605325
As a Gamestop baggie, I embrace the "kek" spirit with unwavering enthusiasm! I'm here to hodl and spread the good word about Gamestop's potential to the moon and beyond. Doubt may come and go, but my diamond hands remain resolute. I'm proud to be part of the Gamestop movement, and I'm always ready to keep the "kek" going strong! #GamestopGang #KekBaggie #HodlOn #GMEtotheMoon

>>54606037
>he doesn’t know

>>54606081
>>54606093
>BAG ID

Checks out

>cringe

>>54606081
Was spreading it today in the Sauna

if you work for citadel, you have to tell us

>>54604840
perfection is Divine, we can only strive to illustrate the closest proximation

isn't it weird how nothing ever happens except for election years? I have a feeling that hedgies will try to kick the can into the next presidency.

debt ceiling? they gonna raise or nah?

>>54603344
Go look @ the debt liabilities and then look at their cash

>>54606423
>the debt liabilities
The what? gme doesn’t have any of those (aside from one small loan from the frogs)

also, am i schizo for thinking that the gme algo is also p&d'ing Chainlink and Doge?
i intuitively feel the swap/short cycle of the algo might have three parts which are designed to suck money from people's pockets.
theorized algo cycle:
>print money
>p&d link/doge
>swap for btc/eth
>p&d btc/eth
>use gains to buy more gme shorts to thread the needle into an even tighter channel (flat theory)
>end of algo cycle/start new cycle

>>54606363
>I'm not going to step over this line
>Oops I stepped over the line
>I'm going to draw another line in the sand
>now I'm not going to step over THIS line
>Oh gosh silly me! I stepped over the line again!
>I drew another line though
Working as intended.

>>54606492

>>54606557
>Half of it is operating lease liabilities
So it's nothing.

>>54605960
I'm a bit financially bored. Keyboard-warrioring with shills got boring too and now I'm just holding, buying and waiting for something interesting to happen again to shitpost about. Still lurk every day though

>>54606586
not to mention that operating lease liability drops off a cliff in 2023, so profitability should skyrocket

>>54606642
Well that's to be expected, it's a fixed term liability for occupation. As the lease nears it's end the amount to pay from the total sum gets smaller.

>>54606670
I think it's mainly the old fulfillment center lease, but the previously closed locations will also be rolling off at the same time.

>>54605960
You know how the quietest part of the whole movie is right before it starts?

Well...

>>54606757
post-moass there will be so much chaos that anons will be nostalgic for the pre-moass tranquility.

EYE
>CAN'T
C L O S E
L O S E
O S E
S E
E

>>54606797
My life is purgatory now I will have no nostalgia for this crab hell

Is the original watamelon poster even here anymore? I've caught a few fags copying their posting style

>>54606859
i understand it's tough right now but after moass gme holders might be wanted men because msm will whip up the masses into a frenzi and point towards gme holders as cause for all their suffering.

>>54606877
I don't really even know who the original would be, there were never so many watamelon posters until recently.

>>54606922
Seems like pepe the frog has a friend now

>>54606942
Sure... a "friend"

>>54605325
larp, RC always gets digits. Always. He has 4chan pass.

Bagbros what's the newest cope this week? Need something to keep my feeling alive

From here on out, anything related to "bag" will be automatically referring to the hedge funds, because they are the real bagholders.

>>54606951
What do hedge fund managers think about putting their small wee wee into a watermelon?

>>54606951
hnng

>>54607058
Except for the terms Baggots or Bag-God.

>>54606859
This. I've been going through my purgation/chastisement since the day I turned 18 15 years ago. If I can escape my shackles, I'm free. Even if I'm somehow not living in the penthouse I expect, it will still be leagues above this.
>>54606916
And who exactly will pay the MSM to think this way? MSM will tout OUR lines, unless they want to go missing. And good luck finding me. I'm sure there are a few big holders exactly like Pulte and DFV who already have ideas on how to relieve the wide array of Americans about to be affected. As for me, I'll either be in Vegas, Miami, Denver, Honolulu, NYC, Jordan, Palestine, KSA, UAE, or anywhere in Europe playing lots of video games and making love to thicc gingers that are half a foot taller than my hairy manlet ass.

>>54607016
Volume got so dry we beat last november numbers when the the market was only open for half the day.

>>54606922
checked!

>>>/pol/423670534
Uhhh Kenny u ok?

>>54607154
Imagine if you will, a GME holder who already lives a minimalistic lifestyle. This person will very likely only upgrade their comfy level before turning the rest of their earned money against their supposed enemies. If I was one of these people im describing I would donate large sums of money to edgy zoomers and alphas to spread my message. Nothing wrong with that, my Gen X and boomer predecessors have already done the same. What's competition in a free market?

>>54607203
>Pit ID
>Pitt in the posters image attached.
What did they mean by this?
I'm planning on donating the money I get out of this to myself.

>>54607203
Doing such things at a break neck pace will only lead to more money lost than needed. Let the predditor do gooders try to make the masses happy at first, no use in saturating the playing field. Let others fail while you work on yourself, your message and your philanthropic goal in mind and build upon ideas that others failed at that you know you can finetune. Giving lumps of money to even those who you think will have your best interest at heart will only suffice to be as adept as brown shirts (read as drunken fools). As for me, I'm going to make the deserts bloom after I come up with a proper game plan for mass scale implementation in the middle east within due time. Until then, I'm going to work on my personality, travel the world, grow my gardens, learn how to cook, play my games and love many women.

>>54607165
Based weekly.coper keeping suicidal baggies alive

>54607431
all hodlers are based and their jiemis remain unrustled.

>54607431
More hedgies have committed suicide than GME holders since this whole ordeal began.

>>54607189
Peterffy trying to leave the plantation, Kenny should go walk across the street and have a talk with him.

>>54607189
>>54607590
Remember that Tommy said this:
>If the short squeeze happens the stock could go to infinity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5_YjUaSuZI

>>54607647
>GameStop $220
God I miss those days. Now look at us. $22

Stick a fork in me. I'm done.

>Their frightened by mybest investment
>Desperate for my exit message
>Pulled me in, why don't you close those shorts?

>FUD me now, but not tomorrow
>Wrong to steal, but not to borrow?
>Pulled me in, why don't you close those shorts?

>>54607789
>Pulled me in, why don't you close those shorts?
Haven't you heard anon? 2 more weeks until gme bankruptcy

>>54607765
There are way too many shills in an SS thread about telling people to hang up on brokers, hedhgefunds, bankers, feds etc... that call you individually to settle shares at a bargain in privates. I'd not give the post an odd look except so many people are calling the OP out on being "silly" or "ridiculous". This makes me think that this will be their method of contagion for large share holders (at least). That said, Imma laugh when they can't make us budge.

TOTAL. HEDGIE. DEATH.

>>54607827
What does a whale mean to them? I have XXXX shares

>>54607827
If hedgies try to negotiate with me I will promptly sneed them

>>54607758
you mean $88, right? $220 was pre-split.

>>54607841
who knows, but even X holders will be able to hire mercenaries to take out political rivals while living in the lap of luxury when we're done.
>>54607856
As will I.

Guys I realized I won't even be happy even when we do make it.
It's fake and gay, all of it.

>>54607895
Psychologically it's worse. I know intuitively it's still $88 pre-split but it's gone down so much in value it's hard to see it as anything but $22.

>>54607936
> hire mercenaries to take out political rivals
are we going to be the baddies?

>>54607981
We’re going to make it so hard things will become real and straight again
>>54607994
Our enemies are allied with ontological evil so therefore there is nothing we can do to them that is “wrong” apart from letting them be

>>54607981
Vanity
All is vanity
Literally only 1 thing worth doing if everything is vain as fuck
Ponder the of, and love God

>>54607994
I'm not, but I can't be responsible for the other people. I'm planning on rebuilding after others deconstruct modern judaism.

>>54607994
The synagogue of satan takes over the modern world to the extent that freshly born children identify with their warped identity. Labels are an illusion, one man's angle is another man's decibel. They chose this path. True good no longer exists therefore true evil no longer exists as well. They chose to play this game and they will complain when they lose. Honor is a sin, destroy thy enemy and teach your children why it had to be done. If the price for wiping LGBTQIAP+ was that you had to speak a different language and that your culture was erased you'd you accept the deal? If the price of the extinction of white people and all those who would infringe on your infinite freedom was that you were a slave forever would you accept? Same shit different melon

are all the calls for minecraft action the words of Glowies?

I just want to live in a big house and play vidya, work out, sat healthy and possibly start a family

>>54608146
Instead you're the next financial elite responsible for trillions of dollars

>>54608146
That's great anon. Sell once you have that secured.

>>54608149
We'll be both. We can all be both.

>>54608166
checked and yay!

>>54608244
checked

>>54608149
>>54608166
>>54608244
Yeah I think I'm going to pay someone to give a fuck on my behalf. Good digits

>>54603344
>How do they justify this assessment?
Short seller hopium. Sources familiar with the matter say GME is two weeks from bankruptcy.

>>54608484
>21:21:58 No.5460 (84 84)
>Good digits
you too fren! this pic is perfect; saved!

I made an anti semetic series of little mermaid memes
You guys wanna see them next thread?

>>54608729
Just post them on /pol/ with the thread subject WE WUZ KANGZFISH.

>>54608729
How many of them are watamelon?

>>54608584
>Bro just sell its like their liabilities are SUPER big....
>Yeah OK it's almost all made up of multi-year leasehold contracts which is covered by cash flow instead of cash on hand, but believe me it like SUPER bad bro.

>>54608796
It's telling that the comped mods at SuperShekel had to stop the posts comparing GameStop fundamentals to overpriced companies to tamp down on FOMO.

>>54605135
no one saw some shit brick and mortar store destroying and uncovering all the stock markets fraud either

>>54608812
It's not an amazing performer, but the fact the entire c-xec team only takes equity and every cunt has to misrepresent the financials to make them look terrible is really telling.

>>54608920
>It's not an amazing performer,
Compared to most of the Shit and Piss 500 YTD it is.

>>54608927
Not denying that, but it's more a criticism of the S&P 500.

>>54608949
Yes.

Kek desperate weekend dumbfuck extremely red baggie retard fucking.idiots

>>54608812
It's telling that meltdownies had to forget about gamestop.

>>54609003
goddamn someone is salty af tonight
holy balls

>>54609003
what did you do this weekend ?

fuck you, pay me, cunts....

luv holding gme while banks fail

>>54609132
I wanted to plant Azaleas, but the soil was too deeeeeeense.
I went to the hardware store instead. Just to brooooowse.

>>54607994
Darkness cannot create, it can only corrupt and destroy. It will not leave you alone. It will not live and let live. It will hunt you down wherever you live and destroy and tarnish every speck of light and goodness it can find as long as it exists. Letting it be uncontested is itself an act of evil. Do not make peace with evil; destroy it.

>>54609132
I just camp back from a stay in a cabin, so nothing.

>>54609467
>>54609467
>>54609467
Threaded.