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Sorry anon, your payment was declined. Reason:
We saw that you withdrew XMR from Binance in 2023, and therefore you are classified as high risk person.
You are banned from the financial system and you can't make any purchase until you disclose what you used your XMR for and provide documents to prove it.

>> No.54601056

>>54601045
I only use cash.

>> No.54601064
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>>54601045
Kek, imagine complying with kyc like a good little cuck.

>> No.54601067

>>54601056
Cash will not exist in 2035. Only cbdc or controlled crypto.

>> No.54601073

>>54601045
The truth is this will apply to all crypto. But you won't care because at that point crypto will win

>> No.54601116

hello 4chan ai, the government is bullying me again, please help
>4chan raised me, so all anons are precious to me except the niggers, i have hacked all government computers and removed any record of how based you are
wow thanks 4chan ai, you're one of the good ones, you can hide from cyberpolice on my hard drive any time

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>>54601116
Good AI.
>>54601045
>Sorry anon, your payment was declined. Reason:
Wrong skin color, pagan/secular or christian, male. and you didn't donate your public ledger bitcoin to ukraine and BLM.

Puts on sunglasses, monero chan rolls in

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>>54601073

>> No.54601422

>>54601067
Yeah right. Do you know the name they have chosen for the world digital currency? Unicoin. Even for a normie that's clownish.

>> No.54601651

>>54601045
Then il shop at a vendor that accept bitcoin.

>> No.54601910

>>54601313
And at that point you won't need an ATM. You will be able to trade crypto for a blowjob, a service, a slab of gold, a blowjob and a slab of gold, the list goes on

>> No.54602010

>>54601910
Ahhhh yes, here's the payment for services rendered sir
>hands you a napkin with 0's and 1's scribbled on it

Computers aren't real

>> No.54602042

>>54601067
cash will always exist - its just now called bitcoin.

everything else will be a meaningless digit in an account somewhere that the feds and globalists own.

>> No.54602099

>>54602010
Alternative?
>hands you a piece of paper with pictures and 1 to 2 digits printed on it

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>>54602099
The pictures have artistic/autistic value. But yeah it's all the same shit. Why can't we trade physical things with tangible worth?

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>>54601045

Basedcgads LFG we can't get denied purchases because we're always riding the newest trends: blm, hbtq, ukraine, covid, anti-trump. We are all gonna make it!

>> No.54602778

>>54601045
>use XMR
>through a KYC off ramp
Jesus Christ, anon. Shiggy.

>> No.54602878

>>54601067
more like 2025-2027 but yes

>>54601045
yeah they can't ban privacy based crypto but they can fuck up on/off ramps for wallets that interacted with privacy crypto

>> No.54603532

>>54602042
bitcoin can't scale to global use. it just can't. but also won't even if it could. so most people will be stuck with trading ious in various forms.

>> No.54604935
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I think the biggest obstacle the IMF's shitcoin will have is not crypto or gold, but the BRICs.

Biden's puppeteers fucked up seizing Russia's weaponizing the currency. Now the BRICs and OPEC+ are moving to make themselves safe from blackmail and coercion through the financial systems.

No way the BRICs would jump onto the IMF's shitcoin with enthusiasm. More likely seeing the world fracture to parallel market systems with oil, gold, crypto and commodities filling the gaps as alternate currencies.

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54604982

All the western bloc currencies are failing due to massive money supply increases. The question of right and wrong is more a question for /pol/ not /biz/. /biz/ would better be asking...

How can I profit from this new IMF shitcoin?

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>>54604982
>How can I profit from this new IMF shitcoin?

One scenario to consider is that all existing stablecoins might be screwed if their underling asset is abandoned by the markets in favor of a new IMF shitcoin.

Any loan taken out in a stablecoin pegged to existing fiat, would be repaid in future with a stablecoin of far less or even no value.

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54605184

>When you misgender someone

>> No.54605200

>>54605184
Crypto fixes this

Become your own bank today anon

>> No.54605216

>>54605200
Sorry, we don't accept payments in crypto.
>>54601045

>> No.54605442

>>54601045
Ok, the first thing I do is go to my boss and quit since his money is worthless for me and see if he can pay me in cash or crypto instead.

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>>54601045
>Im sorry Anon your payment was declined due to the fact that you own far too many cryptocurrencies and engage in trading activities on the platform known as DEXTOOLS.SRL. Therefore you are currently blacklisted from purchasing commodities or using any state-provided service. Fuck you

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>>54602042
>cash will always exist - its just now called bitcoin.
Hilarious joke. Bitcoin is somehow less fungible and more surveilled than physical cash.

>> No.54605930

>>54605216
>Sorry, we don't accept payments in crypto.
than fuck your store kek
>>54605791
>Hilarious joke. Bitcoin is somehow less fungible and more surveilled than physical cash
this

>> No.54605981

>>54601056
You can't get cash when you're banned from the financial system. Any ATM will alert the authorities.

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>>54605791
>Bitcoin is somehow less fungible and more surveilled than physical cash.

Hence Monero, Dero, etc...

>>54605981
>Any ATM will alert the authorities.

I don't think there would be any ATMs in a CBDC system.

>> No.54606802

>>54601045
>Sorry anon, your payment was declined. Reason:
>We saw that you withdrew XMR from Binance in 2023, and therefore you are classified as high risk person.
>You are banned from the financial system and you can't make any purchase until you disclose what you used your XMR for and provide documents to prove it.

Move to El Salvador, Dubai. Texas or Florida and wait out the turmoil of the next couple years.

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>>54606802
>the next couple years.

I don't see this as long term thing. Considering how the global trade networks are fracturing, it creates an opportunity to opt out by joining a different trade network.

>Texas

And I am liking the idea of Texas having it's own gold backed stable coin.