/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54592735
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,321.699B, 101P = 22.987B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,253.786B, 104P = 21.671B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>Q4 + FY2022 Earnings 8-K/10-K
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

wagmi

>>54592735
WAGMI

>>54592637
>>54592692
>>54592737
>baggies giving me two larp names to avoid saying the no-no word
>post-DOTR neo-baggies larping as pre-DOTR (there are none)
>baggies pretending to know the Chadshill lore

I'm here to be kekked.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>54592798
you're here to rope

>>54592794
>>54591264
back to your jurisdiction faggot

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

wangmi

Flat line Chad's, how flat can the line get?

>>54592904
flatter

>>54589291
the solution to the console question is to make a law requiring all companies that deprecate software or hardware (meaning not available on the open market) must release it as open source. The alternative is make them release emulators and sell NFT licenses on the GS marketplace.

I'm thinking we're gonna make it.

>>54592972
Honestly using NFTs to do 'official emulators' that offer mod support would be a simple, easy way to solve the problem all around
>Hey want to buy the game again for $2 in the classics bin? We employed a bunch of autistic fans who already had emulators and they get $1 while we get the other

Bullish.

>>54593080
That would also encourage some incredibly cool omni-emulator hardware: you'd want an FPGA system with analog outputs for truest emulation but also a regular in-silicon Linux system to handle talking to HDMI TVs, the Internet, etc. and running a GameStop wallet. It'd be like the hybrid spawn of the Raspberry Pi and MISTer.

dollar crash next week.

WAGMI

fuck you, pay me, cunts....

Why are we red bros? The low volume was supposed to save us

Shieeeet I got dat gme nigga

nigger i got that gme!!

>>54593250
>>54593268
chiiiiiiing chong me have gme long time!

>>54592972
Make that broader to cover movies and shit: copyright and trademarks are only enforceable if the “infringer” is able to purchase the product in question from the rightsholder at a reasonable price

>>54593158
>AMC -7.88%
>BBY -8.42%
>GME -0.67%

These stocks all moved in "sympathy" with each other for the longest time, now while the distraction stocks are down a fuck load, GME is barely down at all. I'll take it.

did Mike Hamill come back

>>54593316
GME AMC and BBBY are all just distractions from BBBY's bonds

>>54593316
what just happened with ape and amc? big candles outta nowhere

>>54592794
>giving a fuck
It's astounding how hard they try to push and enforce "personalities" on an anonymous website. Nothing glows harder than someone who WANTS to be SEEN.
BEGONE, GLOWNIGGER!
>CIA IS NOT WELCOME HERE
CIA IS NOT WELCOME HERE
>FBI IS NOT WELCOME HERE
FBI IS NOT WELCOME HERE
>NSA IS NOT WELCOME HERE
NSA IS NOT WELCOME HERE
>KGB IS NOT WELCOME HERE
KGB IS NOT WELCOME HERE
>MI5 IS NOT WELCOME HERE
MI5 IS NOT WELCOME HERE

>>54592904
You ain't seen nothing yet

>>54593316
It's about to happen. Extremely low volume, complete decoupling from the basket, market-tetering on the edge.

>it’s been over a year since he shilled a new stock

>>54593141
You could, but I don't see the point. If you get officially made and licensed emulator software, it's going to run so well on a normal desktop PC you won't NEED a FPGA, though you always can do it if you want.

>>54593313
Yup, must be available for sale in new condition or they must release the "secret sauce".

While we are at it legalize piracy as being a 1st amendment right (because it is) and make DRM illegal as an infringement on the 1st amendment (because it is). Sharing 1s and 0s is just as much speech as anything else.

>>54593379
This is the sort of action that we were expecting near the end of last year. It really makes me think that this is all a result of the good earnings.

>>54593397
FPGA is about latency and power usage. Displaying in a window in a modern OS always invokes some sort of lag, and generally requires a more powerful PC for anything more modern than PSX/N64/Saturn.

Banks posted record profits fucking idiot baggies. Banks never crashing. Evonomy never crashing. Fucking idiot baggots. AhahHHHVVVHahahahahahahaaha

>>54593357
The only MI5 I want stars Tom Cruise in the leading role
>>54593397
You. I like you

>>54593412
>>54593379
It'd be a real shame if Ryan decided to do another ATM share offering of up to 1 billion shares

>WhGOANEL
Sneed

Reminder we're fighting an algo they can't change and the only way we lose is by quitting which we won't. gg wp thx for joining the game, wagmi.

>>54593528
It's always been a war of attrition. That's why a major shill tactic has been to try and force a false sense of urgency. Unfortunately for them these tricks don't work against autists.

>>54593528
>The first great AI war, fought by neets shitposting online

>>54593563
They killed our AI waifu so we killed their AI plutocracy.

>>54593546
>a false sense of urgency
It's been two and a half years

I love GameStop

>>54593596
Imagine having the certain opportunity to save humanity from its virus but leaving because it took more than 2.5 years. Don't be like my ex, lol

>>54593613
I love you.

>>54593635
I love you too.

I hate weekends because the ticker doesn’t move :(

Oh well, I guess it’ll still be fun watching BTC crash under $10k this weekend while I’m at both Taylor swift shows

Post your post MOASS copes and dreams. It always cheers me up reading what baggies think will happen

>>54593546
They're covering slowly over time and opening new shorts along the way. Anyone trying to convince you otherwise doesn't know what they're talking about or is trying to purposely fool you so they can continue. Now that GME has no chance of bankruptcy, delaying is the only hope they have. We should take it from them.

>>54593596
I've been on this site for 17 years. This has been a blink.

>54592794
Hey niggerfaggot.

Emulator talk is justification enough for me to bring my Vita on holiday and play FFIX in the airport

>>54593683
It's on the Switch now you know?

>>54593675
>newfag thinks his opinion matters
Lurk moar fag

>>54593588
I bet those ai are powered by baby brains.

>>54593720
I'm backpacking, plus the Vita is lighter and I don't have a travel case for my switch, I also prefer the ergonomics of the Vita.

>>54593720
Sony hardware just feels more sleek and special. Why not just get a steam deck if you're buying new handheld hardware?

>>54593683
Based, I'm playing VIII on my vita whenever I'm bored. Triple Triad mobile is just so comfy.

>>54593759
Nah, it's all Python and GPUs.

Watch GME finish at 0.00% on the day

>>54593833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k

I’m seeing For King and Country tomorrow night. Last year when I saw them Luke made a joke on stage that he’s waiting for his GameStop returns. Nobody really got the joke. But Luke knows. It’s a Christian show so they’ll probably make me cry again like last year. But those two dudes rock.

When and how do we beat this algo, how do we spill coffee on a critical server in Minecraft

>>54593357
KEK AGLIN AFBIES

Anyone got any good pics of the gundam ceiling?

>>54593095

>>54593781
Vita's the last Sony product before they gave up and sold their brand to californians, so enjoy it as much as you can.

Switch exists primarily as a refuge for Sony fans that couldn't make do modding their Vita

I'm still hoping with all my heart that MOASS can happen before May 12 so I can quit my job and play Zelda in complete peace. If not, I can still enjoy the game and continue to hold.

>>54594024
You have been chosen. You have the power to will it into existence. Choose a date fren

>>54594024
>mfw day dreaming about moass

>>54594070
April GME MOASS in the next 2 weeks. I am speaking it into existence.

>>54593811
>Python
I’ll let you in on a little secret. All the actual math is done in C or similar languages, Python is only there as a wrapper because data scientists are retards who couldn’t figure out what a pointer is to save their lives

>There's still /gme/ threads on /biz/ in 2023
Are you guys all reddit fags? Were you already on /biz/ and then get roped into bag holding this shit and come here to cope? Genuinely curious, I'm shocked these threads are still around
What is your guys reasoning for holding a dying company? (I don't care about your financial situation and I denounce the Talmud, I am just satisfying my curiosity)

>>54594119
Python with C or Fortran or CUDA or Rust extensions (see PyCryptography) is still Python in most external behaviors, including how you deploy it and on which systems it will run (i.e. not well on Windows). Nobody is writing C to define an AI, they're just using accelerated matrix math libraries, which are just an implementation detail, and an in-memory neural net object that gets serialized out to a file on program exit.

>>54594142
>dying company
no one tell him

>>54594142
Fart rn ID
Let me smell your braps onions boy

It's interesting how AI functions as a sort of consciousness extension gateway, much like how an actual video game uses a GPU to buffer frames which may be unrendered due to the player's decisions or actions, it's going to be something else when AI assets for games become easily packageable

>>54594165
Yes, dying retail companies can have a single profitable quarter over Christmas, they're not mutually exclusive. Unless you unironically believe the future is driving to a gamestop store to buy games and funko pops, vs downloading/amazon.

>>54594142
Why won't you accept us? We say based, the n word, and also hate jews. Sure, we play wagmi simulator everyday, but that's only because we will break even one day. I just know it!

sick ass botpost, my guy, too bad it's turing incomplete

>>54594193
>amazon
no one, not a single one, tell him

>>54594193
>he doesn't know about the digital code card hustle

>>54594165
>>54594209
>Hey why are you guys doing something retarded
>SHHHH NOBODY TELL HIM OUR SECRET PLAN, I'VE BEEN BAG HOLDING FOR YEARS BUT TRUST THE PLAN, WE'RE GOING TO BE RICH FROM THIS OBSOLETE MIDDLEMAN FUNKO POP MERCHANT

>>54594209
>no response
I accept your concession, and I apologize for BTFOing you so hard with simple logic, but it just needed to be clarified.

>>54594240
>>54594241
seething broke bitches can't afford shares in a profitable company, get a job you bums

>>54594276
>still no response
I've already accepted your concession, no need to repeat it.

What happens when GameStop is not profitable this quarter?

>>54594300
I buy more to support the company I like.

>>54594289
You already got a response, unfortunate you are blind and stupid, amazing you were able to log into your 4chan account

>>54594276
>No answers, just name calling
You guys are fucking retarded
>>54594306
Why the fuck do you like it? Can anyone here explain this or is this just a cope support group for bag holders?

Hey guys it's nice to fina-

>>54594326
shut the fuck up, gamestop's profitable with more money on hand than anything you're invested in, you can suck a dick about it

>>54594331
finally what?

>>54594241
>he doesn't know

Is this another top 10 lowest volume days?

>another week of nothing happening

>>54594407
It's been two weeks of fucking nothing for two and a half straight years

>>54594425
how her back walls feel?? Who this nothing you fucking?

>ah green dildo
kek seethies

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>54594438
>green dildo is now 12 cents

We now have a superstore in milano.

>>54594469
we got a size queen over here

>>54594522
I'm all about that BIG TICK ENERGY like Dave Lauer, our Champion of Market Reform.

>>54593849
Man when this song came out it really felt like we were living in the future. Music was good. Eminem was about to reach his zenith, movies such as the matrix, gladiator fight club were being released. We'd just lived through the 90's a time which was on the whole positive, The West was the leading light in the world. New York was still vibrant and cool, The American Dream was still possible for those who wanted it. It's hard to pinpoint why the atmosphere, and general vibe was so intoxicating during this time, but it seemed to be the perfect mix of advanced technology, health care, media and knowledge combined with freedom of expression needed to make one human.

Little did we know back then that the "elites" were about to wage war upon us all, starting with 9/11, a hole was then torn right down the centre of civilisation, expanding more with each year. The evil forces of this world not only became known but acted with reckless abandon and with impunity. Mobile phones became ubiquitous and people became atomised, as they were able to retreat into their own spaces where engaging with anyone from outside of their space not only seemed meaningless, but a chore.

To live through the 90's and experience a time before evil became so prescient was truly a gift and I for one completely agree with 90's anon. I will not rest until we get it back.

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRhIAQAiTtY

Kek bbbaggies

>>54594522
Little do they realize GME is a grower not a shower. When she does get turned on that dildo is going to be taller, longer, and girthier than all others.

If your dumbass boomer faggy longpost isn't a joke, I'm not reading it

>>54594589
You keep saying that but emmmm we've been dipping since 2022

>>54594589
You can feel the butthurt from them after being assured Gamestop is going bankrupt only to get dunked on quarter after quarter. Nice art.

>>54594300
They use some of the more than one billion dollars in reserve? You don't have to worry about it though because they are done with their capex projects and paying a lot less in leasing fees as they've shrunk their footprint. They'll be profitable.

>>54594024
I want to run away to Las Vegas with my switch oled and play Zelda while I'm enjoying the luxury amenities of a fancy resort hotel for like month straight or more. I'll eat amazing food everyday, lounge by the pool, exercise, go to a spa, smoke weed and see shows.

>>54594734
I’m going to that Taco Bell on the Vegas strip and getting the spiked alcoholic Baja blasts

Banks outperforming gme
Spy outperforming gme
Crypto absolutely fucking shitting on gme. Kek dumbfuck stupid fuck t-shirt store baggots

We need those Israel riots back. fr fr no cap on GOD

Yeah but what about your investment is that you have a lot better in your tight budget or what you are so now you’re going on and how it goes you can feel that way better but I don’t want you in my mind that I would have been a lucky person to have to you do it and you are so happy and you so proud to me and I hope you have to be more careful than I love and love sucking all my day and life with your friends you and all my heart is going on and how I love to see her again I hope she has to a great year and she is just so beautiful and I feel so much better than you ever had to be a friend of you so I can feel that way too long as I can do that with her all day and you have a great relationship and you are so much more comfortable and loving you so hard and you are beautiful and you so proud of you all so proud of you for all the love and love life with your heart love love life and miss all your heart love life with your friends love love life and miss the best you are beautiful and blessed and happy you have been blessed and beautiful and I hope you have a good time together but I’m glad I did do that you sweetheart and you so beautiful and you so proud of you for the time and I hope you have a good time with me

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>no acceptance at stores
>no proof the imaginary internet money is yours
>no backing backing by any first world government
>no future

Well I guess there is a future for crypto. A rugpull so big an audible YOINK is heard worldwide

>>54594803
best I can do is uhhhh France riots

>>54594613
There are only 2 prices that matter, $0 and the price I sell at. Seeing as gamestop isn't going bankrupt $0 is off the table, and my sell floor unironically starts at 1 million, it's pretty clear where that price is going. The price will at some point be $1 million, guaranteed. That's what a GME share is worth, minimum. Whatever it does before then is irrelevant. It could be $15 or $15,000, the result is the same. I sell when hedgies meet my offer, and my offer is not 15 nor 15,000. Luckily if you too would like to have one of these million dollar assets, you can currently purchase them at a 99.99999% off bargin sale courtesy of Kenny boy.

shillniggers still posting cringe. Must be friday.

Wait a minute baggie bros, if we're closer than ever to being billionaires, why are the posts per day dropping on ss and generals here are slowing down?... You guys wouldn't be larping about buying more and lying about not selling, right?

>>54592735
Where are the fat neckbeards? Someone promised me there would be fat neckbeards.

>>54594852
Is the some new baggie copypasta intended to make fun of baggies or an actual thought someone had?

>>54594852
We're closer to $0 than a million

>>54594863
nobody's selling, but no one is buying

>>54594870
No fat neck beards here. Just a bunch of chad Publix sub enjoyers waiting for our day. In the meantime we take giant dumps on imaginary internet money holders and movie theater towel owners

>>54594842
>doesn't know about crypto debit cards

Works at every single store on the planet. Stupid fuck baggot. Haahahahahahahaha

>>54594863
ONLY THE YOUNG!

>>54594852
>$1million
You had me all the way up to this point then I stopped reading

Kek baggies gme isn't 0 yet

>>54594800
must be nice to get daddy government money, sorry we do real work over here instead of begging for bailouts

>>54594880
Doesn't matter how close or far we are. Only if it hits $0. It hits $0 only if gamestop goes bankrupt, which it won't. It could go to $0.0001 but it'll never hit 0. Since he must buy my shares, it will climb back to 1 million, only difference is it'll take a few minutes longer to get there. I am selling water to a stranded man in a desert. He may claim the price is outrageous, that he definatly doesn't need the water, and that no one else is here to buy my water, so it's only worth 1 penny at best. But he needs it, and I'm the only one who has it. I name the price.

Why was the low volume turned into hopium like everything else? Big price was always caused by large volume and during these bone dry volume bouts price only flatlines or drops. How is what can only be seen as a complete lack of interest in the stock be interpreted as “bullish af to the moon bros”. Also why the fuck hasn’t Ryan Cohen been buying? Him not buying for so long is the biggest fud and the thing I see the most lies about including trying to say he can’t buy more. Baggies get can buy more but he’s smarter than the average baggot

>>54594949
????????

AHAHAHAHAAHAH. Keep begging Gensler and the SEC to bail you dumbfuck mutt.

Pweeeasy weasy missa gensla help us!!

Muh dtcc forms bros....
Help us

Ahahahahahahaha

>be me
>general manager of a $10 million a year Publix location
>sitting at my desk
>”MANAGER TO THE REGISTERS PLEASE”
>walk downstairs to the register 8
>20 year old hot cashier looks uncomfortable
>customer on the other side is waiting too
>he’s about 335 ponds
>my little pony shirt with holes in it
>goodwill secondhand jeans also dirty
>guy smells like moldy Muenster cheese
>cashier says “hey Jeff his debit card is not working and says it should”
>look in the bags
>chips, cheap beer, takis, world of Warcraft subscription card
>no soap, no deordorant, no tshirt of local beach nearby
>what’s going on with your card, sir?
>WHY ARENT YOU ACCEPTING THIS CARD! WHY WONT YOU TAKE MY MONEY!
>is it a visa, Mastercard or American Express?
>NO ITS A CRYPTO DEBIT CARD I HAVE .0178 BTC ON IT MORE THAN ENOUGH TO BUY THIS STUFF!
>sir we only take real money here
>THIS IS REAL MONEY! I AM GOING TO CALL CORPORATE
>other customers look uncomfortable
>sir you have 5 minutes to leave or I’m calling the police
>THIS IS RACISM WHY ARENT YOU TAKING MY MONEY! ITS REAL MONEY!
>again Sir, 5 minutes or I am calling the police
>starts crying and waddles out of the store

>>54594977
Go eat spaghetti out of a gay man's asshole faggot.

>>54595005
Holy kek

Visa cards are accepted globally. The entire planet.

Stupid dumbfuck coping retard fucking idiot baggots

>>54595002
says the no work ethic bitch trying to flex his assets getting bailed out, pathetic

>>54594955
You forgot the part where the man in the desert owns the government, your politician, your governing agencies, you and your mom and everything else you hold dear and that you are a dumbass baggie work but that was Ana amazing analogy baggie. Tel me baggie why has your “water” dropped 70% in price? Oh price is fake right. So they set the price got it. So what’s gonna stop them from setting the price in the future? Oh, pure babble and cope? Lol ok thanks for the rundown baggie how about you go touch a woman and see how your thesis changes. Kek virgins

>>54595046
You're holding a t-shirt stock begging the hedgefunds and government to pay you. You did absolutely no research, read no DD and believed some redditors. It's the laziest investing I've ever seen. It's why you're down 70+% since the squeeze. It's why you haven't seen a single green portfolio screenshot in 18 months.

You enormous fucking financial failure. Ahahahahahah

>This much shilling on Friday just after market close

>>54594889
Crypto debit cards only work with a CEX tied to a bank and a credit card issuer. The second you send crypto to "fund" your account it's no longer yours.

Has anyone asked Sam hyde about gamestop yet while he’s streaming on YT

What happened to the expiring swaps? Is there any hope left to break even? I'm tired bros. My diamond hands are growing weary.

>>54595067
Wow you seem to know a lot. Do you research crypto for free? Ahahahahahaha

For free on a Friday afternoon????

>shilling is when forcing me to accept a reality contradictory to the one I made up in my head or something

>>54595005
Do we still say “my sides are in orbit”?

Because my sides are in orbit

>>54595073
Sam Hyde has actually made good trades like being early on eth and having most of his money from crypto so I’d imagine he would be disgusted by baggies. Especially the one that comes in here daily to cope and scream about crypto baggies despite being down worse than them. That guy is the biggest fucking virgin I’ve seen in all my days

>>54595073
How the fuck has an army of stubborn autists not shouted GME during live streams is beyond me. The only one that was brave enough to say anything to normies was that fat faggot that crashed the ethot stream last year.

>>54595075
>What happened to the expiring swaps
Convenient how that was swept under the rug immediately when nothing happened with those. I'm beginning to notice a pattern. I bet there's a smart post on reddit that says those swaps expiring were never going to have any impact on MOASS

>>54595054
Doesn't matter if he owns the observable universe. He doesn't own my water, and he needs my water.

>54595054
>What's gonna stop them from setting the price in the future
Same thing that stopped them in 08.
>B-b-b-b-but the ho-house always wi-
Next question, faggot.

>>54595117
Water is free. Where the fuck do you live where you have to pay for water? Ahahahahahaha

In this gif

GME holders are pushing the lever

The people at the bottom are crypto baggies and normies

>>54595117
Holy shit how can you miss the point this badly. I guess you kind of have to be this retarded to still hold so I don’t blame you I guess I’m just surprised at the fact you managed to even figure out how to buy shares or do captchas. Man Jews are right to use people like you to keep gas stations running or clean shitters

>>54595122
Are you implying the price of your asset will crash horribly in the coming months? Lmao if that’s your cope what is the fud

>>54595122
I guess you haven't looked at the news lately.
1) the market is never crashing
2) nothing happened after 08. It's business as usual again. Desperate little dumbfuck! Kek!

I asked the singular GameStop employee in the empty gamestop I went to yesterday for Pokémon cards if anyone has mentioned the stock lately, and he said he never hears about it anymore and he's glad because he would have people coming in and saying he works for them because they own shares in his company. He was excited about getting compensated in stock though, he says it's about $300 a week

>>54595125
Anyone have a link to that study about low IQ’s being incapable of understanding hypothetical scenarios?

>>54595005
>crypto baggies not responding because this blew them absolutely the fuck out

>54595165
>54595166
>Desperately has to pretend it's not an answer to the question you asked
GG, don't @ me again.

>>54595178
Anyone have a link to a single green gamestop portfolio? Oh.... they don't exist? Ahahahahahahahahag

>>54595191
Every single person in here has an average of $16 or lower

ITS BEEN TWO YEARS BAGGIES!
>TWO
>YEARS
AND YOU STILL HAVENT DROPPED THE PRICE TO ZERO? SHORT CHADS STAY BLEEDING

>>54595191
>Ahahahahahahahahag
Nice EN-IN keyboard faggot

How many Ids does this "woman" really need? I mean it must be a "woman" if it needs so much fucking attention that it talks to itself.

GME will win.

why no moass?

>>54595208

Hi, baggies just here to kek you
KEK BAGGIES
cya bye

I want to be clear to everyone that I don't care. None of it. Yeah. Thanks.

>>54595246
Work is done, Ryan is moving on to fix BBBY or TUP next

>>54555298
Lmao this
>>54595005
Hit a little too close to home for you crypto baggie?

Their desperation to say “kek baggies” is pure proof that I am right and they are poor

>>54595064
you wrote a paragraph I didn't read

>>54595354
Of course you didn’t read it you dumbfuck baggie. You have the intelligence of a maggot left in a Harvard trash can. It’s a miracle you can barely read as it is.

Whats the new short seller copium?
2 more weeks to bankruptcy?

>>54595371
Two more weeks until gme goes to zero baggie

>>54595371
i do like the concept of an oracle bug or animal, like maybe a cricket or bunny

>>54595354
We know you dont read. Any actual DD read would have deterred you from buying GME. Any baggie either doesnt read r reads at a 6th grade level which is why anyone here to kek baggies must keep it simple with lines like but not limited to: Kek baggies, youll never have sex, youll never be loved, the only thing you can look forward to is sex in thailand and an early OD to end the pain. Anything arguing fundamentals of some stupid store is beside the point because baggies never came to their stance to hold GME rationally. They just saw a bunch of reddit awards because they are herd animals. Anyways kek virgins

Before the end of the year which suicide percentage will be higher?

hedge fund employees
Crypto baggies

Or transsexuals?

>>54595397
But i'm fucking your dead mother's corpse on a livestream?

>>54595397
>roastie-tier burns
Go back.

>>54595388
how about a lemur?

>>54595402
Imagine being a crypto tranny and seeing the pinnacle of achievement, a hedge fund employee, jumping off the same roof as you. Ack!

Take note fellow kekkers. These roastie tier burns are already getting a lot of replies. This is what works and the roasties know it. Roasties have driven these baggots out of real life contention into their rooms and continue to do so at an alarming rate resulting in high levels of inceldom. If we can use their tactics but online we can drive the baggies off the board and back into pol where they belong. for that reason can i get a KEK VIRGINS?

>>54595432
Y'know psy-op don't work if people are AWARE they're getting psy-opped, right?

>>54595447
If the hedgies have been buying shares to DRS then UN-DRS them to demoralize baggies, then why do they care about 4chan's collective 1,000 shares again? Can you explain this in a way that makes any sense at all?

>>54595447
Yeah it was a psyop that rachel wouldnt have sex with you and now you have no friends and are anti social, right. What im trying to do isnt a psyop. Its to get kekkers to hurt you in the same way rachel did, here in this thread, so that youll leave like you left contention for a successful life.

>>54595457
I own 1,000 shares alone. Started with 17 on Robinhood. How the time flies but also crawls slowly when nothing happens in 2.5 years

>>54595402
but they have a huge overlap

>>54595472
This is what mental illness looks like
I would know, I too am mentally ill

>>54595472

>>54595472
2 weeks

great thread

>>54595617
great post

>>54595472
>leave my board
>in your general thread
Close the tab, Sanjay.

>>54595533
yes wanting mentally ill retards off your board is a mental illness but believing in a government conspiracy to stop people from selling GME for 8 trillion dollars per share is certified DD. what a world

i'm going to take my underwear off now

I told my mom we had our lowest volume day ever yesterday, under half a million pre-split. She didn't say anything but I could see pain in her eyes that I'm still talking about this

Gotta say I will continue to refuse to believe anyone this passionate does it for free.

>54595701
Who said anything about the government? Kek. Joe Biden isn’t your friend and when it’s time to pay me he want help you.

>>54595715
Why are you wearing it to begin with? As the future elite we are beneath such peasent behavior. The bulge of your strong, virile erection should be visible at all times to assert dominance.

Thanks baker and melon poster for holding the line. I am sure that a lot of former avatarfags like me went back to lurking, but the generals wouldn't be the same without you

>>54595701
>he trusts the government
lmao

>>54595779
Baker is based.

>>54595777
those digits...

Reminder : today is day 813 since the squeeze. Nothing has happened. You're poorer than ever.

>>54595749
Our supremacy sure makes some neurotic.

why btc no crash?

>excel spreadsheet faggot still thinks anyone believes his fake numbers. KEK

>>54594955
>selling vidya games to a stranded man in a desert.
>he may claim the price is outrageous, that he definitely doesn't need the vidya games
>he doesn't even have a pc
>I say I fix
>he doesn't even have electricity
>but once he has it, I am the only one selling pcs and vidya games in the remote desert.
>I name the price
>nobody buys, but boy when they do
>it will my heckin price

>new IP
>same malformed brain

>54595822
>he probably doesn’t even know what’s depicted in that spreedsheet
>or he knows exactly what it depicts and it terrifies him

>54595842

>>54595916
explain it to me as if I were a small dog

The longer this goes on the less I have hope. Tell me this is going to at least 1500 bros.

>>54595779
There's multiple melon posters in these threads now. I'm a little bummed that shorties haven't used them yet desu senpai

BBY-related >>54594751

>>54595953
The last time the price was that flat was Jan 11th 2021. Expect to go up 50% soon.

>>54596009
Two weeks?

>>54596009
>>54596074
I'm feeling an April MOASS. I FEEL IT BECAUSE I WANT IT TO BE REAL

>>54596074
2008s crash happened in may and drs has sped this up tremendously so yeah probably.

>>54596087
>>54596174
April 28 it is then.

>>54595005
>my little pony shirt with holes in it
based

>>54595103
>Sam Hyde has actually made good trades
ask him about losing 40k due to being all in on specific coins

>>54595147
>Imorten Joe
omg hes me!

>>54595256
how it feels to hold GME

>>54595968
watamelm

>>54596229
this is why hedgies can never hope to win

>>54595953
woof woof rrrrrrr wooof

>>54593661
I am currently unemployed and applying like crazy. My checking was negative today.

I want MOASS to happen so I can tell each and everyone of these linkedin corpo fucks to get the fuck outta here with their nonsense.

I want to tell old mgmt to go fuck themselves, they're full of shit and I hope they stub their toes on the way to the bathroom every night for the rest of their miserable corporate lives....

>"I'm sorry we are going with another candidate at this time..."

MOASS will set us free....

>28th
A man can dream, that'd be within spitting distance of my birthday.
Guess I'll just continue to do solo tabletop in the meantime.

Sure got quiet in here. Even for a Friday.

>>54596381
Starship got its launch license for Monday.

She is the final boss. I will not go away until i see how this battle ends [Spoiler: non canonical]

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/12md87o/anon_spends_his_hard_earned_crypto/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

LMAOOO someone posted it

>54596590
You posted it didn't you?

>>54596590
>www.reddit
>ios_app
>six gorillion tracking parameters
Commit unalive or learn how to sanitize your links

>>54596590
>>54596623
ITODDLERS BTFO

>>54596344
>applying like crazy
You can do it, anon. I believe in you.

>the catalyst is turning a profitable year
This is going to take 2 quarters more than, I'm BORED

>>54596727
>the catalyst isn't something retarded

>>54596746
>NFT dividend
>OSTK
Not retarded

>>54596769
What I mean to say is that the catalyst is going to be something like Joe biden sitting his pants on live television, Adam Aaron trooning out, or Kenny sleeping through his alarm one day and misses the timeline to suppress the price.

>>54596727
Lol easy, just stop being bored.

>>54596381
noticable lack of volume

>>54596431
Where'd you get this from? Elon just posted it
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1647028574250041344

>>54596727
The catalyst will be shortseller longs becoming dogshit during a crash while we continue growing the quarterly profitability.

>>54596882
>>54596431
now wouldn't that be a plot twist

Holy dead thread extremely red dumbfuck baggots

Kek, remember that time when

Why are the downies talking about bbby? Have they been doing this this whole time? Kek. Must be some kind reverse psychology psyop.

>>54597038
>Meltdownies can't trash GameStop anymore because it's a profitable company so they have to talk about an entirely different company
topkek what a bunch of clowns

>>54597038
>Why are the downies talking about bbby?
Because they ran out of negative things to say regarding GME.They literally can't attack GME anymore.

>>54597054
>>54597055
Fair point. Kek.

I legitimately still haven’t heard an acceptable or reasonable argument from shills for how low the volume is considering the tradable shares have been quadrupled.

>>54597119
kekking our bags is easier

>>54592904
im thinking 500k volume per session

>>54597119
That a 'meme' stock would be trading at lower volume than before it became a 'meme' stock is something they haven't been able to process the implications of. On it's face it's ridiculous to think there could be less retail interest in gamestop now than vs any period in 2003-2019.

>>54596882
>>54596909
I got it from
https://twitter.com/StephenClark1/status/1646998915546316801

just posting, so id know where to continue reading

>>54597164
>it's ridiculous to think there could be less retail interest in gamestop
Or any interest for that matter, especially when you consider there are 4 times as many shares in existence. It’s absolutely retarded for anyone to actually believe that anyone fudding this stock would be doing it for free knowing that fact.

>>54597164
Wouldn't that prove their point though? That it was a meme and the hype is dying? Plus I don't see why a stock's volume should 4x just because the number of shares did. There are a lot of good reasons to buy GME right now, and all shills can do is grasp at straws.

>54597374
>I don't see why a stock's volume should 4x
That’s not the point being made here you disingenuous faggot. How is it possible that their are less shares trading then before the stock became a meme while 4x shares exist. It’s almost like an algo is trading the bare minimum to keep the price within I consistently shrinking window. Why?

>>54597374
No.

>>54597374
Sorry anon I may have been a little overzealous in my response. My points still remain though.

>>54595789
>>54595779
Baker got comped several threads back. It's not the original baker anymore

>>54597374
I don't think you are thinking this through. This is the lowest volume the stock has ever been at in it's history. If retail interest is truly at the LOWEST point in history, then what is the meaning of a 'meme' stock label. Haven't they been implying for a long time that retail interest is driving price action in the stock, and yet they are simultaneously wanting us to believe with this volume narrative is that retail has completely left the stock and that only institutions are left, to the point that retail involvement is at the lowest it has ever been INCLUDING through the 'pre-meme status' 2008 recession

>>54597456
It feels like pure desperation. They’re practically telling everyone there is no war in Ba Sing Se. My argument is that no one would be making that argument unless they were somehow interested(incentivized to shill). It’s really that simple no one would be arguing that volume shrinking is a nothing burger for free.

>>54597456
not to mention we have visible evidence of DRS increasing

Market's rigged, bears figged, longs bigged, regulators trigged

>>54597531
And that really does make it inevitable. CTB follows DRS, and both are rising.

>tfw MOASS

>>54597456
>>54597492
>>54597531
The low volume and the price moving in an even narrower channel is extremely exciting. It makes me think that the algo was forced into this spot because of GameStop's earnings. I can't wait to see how this develops in the coming weeks.

>>54597559
Gotta hand it to them that drs rugpull was a great Hail Mary but it didn’t work.

>>54597589
In the end flat kings were always right.

>>54597599
checked
Rolling for TOTAL HEDGIE DEATH

When Tendie time?

>>54597589
Corridor swaps!

We’re either the dumbest 200K people in the world or the smartest

>>54597702
If we were the dumbest we'd have seen AMC/BBBY type dilution shenanigans.

>>54597702
Aren't smartest people the richest?

kek ledgies

>>54597702
No one is dumber than the bbby baggies

>>54597721
I bought like $1500 worth of bbby ... Worth like $50 now
So good I thought such gains were only possible with crypto

>>54597716
What is the point of these edits? You just shoot a green candle into some illustration. You should make GameStop shit if you’re gonna bother
>>54597734
Kek bbbaggie

>>54597741
Shoop*

>>54597741
>What is the point of these edits?

>>54597741
I have a lot more GME but yeah mistakes were made

>>54597741
>he doesn't know

>>54597890
When this is over I'd love to have one of the entire gang in this pic...for the fond memories

>>54597741
The fact that you don't like it is plenty reason

I have a nice id this thread so I'm making good use

>>54597873
>mistakes were made
How was it not obvious to you that it was a distraction? Ryan fucking sold. Do you actually believe all that schizo shit? How could you fall for BBBY after AMC even? After poopring? If it weren’t for you fucking retards falling for pump and dump scams, we would’ve locked the float way back in 2021. What part of GME is the only play do you not understand? The only reason GameStop even has a chance of squeezing is because it’s a good company that’s valued as a shit company. That isn’t true for any of these other “basket” stocks. Btw, there is no fucking basket. That’s just some shit shills came up with to convince you to buy into some of the worst companies on the planet. Why do you think everything in the market follows the S&P 500? Is that a “basket” too? Fucking retard. I’ve explained all this shit to you dumbfucks 1000 times with impenetrable logic and you somehow still get tricked and then you sit here and call me a shill. Fucking sick of you faggots. Next time, try using your fucking head before you piss all your money down the drain.

>>54597964
It’s cringe and you’re cringe.

>>54598022
Checked.

I really do need loads of money soon though Ryan

FUCK RYAN COHEN AND HIS ANTICS

JPmorgan posts 2x gamestops market cap as a single quarter profit

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

stupid fuck baggots

>>54598537
How's Epstein doing?

>>54598537
The largest bank in America made money? Amazing

>>54598660
What happened to the bank crash baggot???? I thought it was 2008 again. Ahahahahahaha

>>54598677
We really can't have it both ways

Need new bread

>>54598016
Ok

>>54598699
the tranny will do it eventually. sometimes it takes a while for it to roll it's big ass out of bed

>>54598537
The economy is saved guys, it's joever.

>>54598712
Extremely low unemployment
Inflation dramatically slowing
Companies extremely profitable
Baggots extremely extremely red

Seems like a solid economy to me

>>54598718
>>54598718
>>54598718
Threaded.

>>54598677
What bank crash? I just like GameStop

>>54598741
>>54598741
try again in the next thread. also checked

>>54598330
Rye and Cold Hen Antiques!