/biz/ - Business & Finance

P B R
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Z I M
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not selling, not buying

>>54593064
what are we getting ourselves into anons? Hyperinflation or another great depression?

Slurp CLF

>>54593084
you cant do that

>>54593064
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

Every single one of you financier parasites needs to be euthanized, stock markets abolished and banks burned to the ground should the continued existence of life be preserved

>>54593087
Yes.

>>54593064
Love my credit spreads
Love my theta
Love my indexes
Just remember frens (you) will make it if you stick to a well tested trade plan!

>Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.
>
>Every single one of you financier parasites needs to be euthanized, stock markets abolished and banks burned to the ground should the continued existence of life be preserved

Today is the ideal day to enter AQB

the anon below this post is a paid shill

>>54593097
this is /smg/ we do what we hecking want round these parts here

>>54593104
>Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

>Every single one of you financier parasites needs to be euthanized, stock markets abolished and banks burned to the ground should the continued existence of life be preserved

>>54593138
How much is Burger King paying you to post here?

>>54593156
bout tree fiddy

>>54593156
Imagine being a redd!tarded tourist.

>>54593125
They will dilute again to fund the Ohio location. They will reverse split soon

>>54593138
please buy or sell
you have to

>>54593172
>They will reverse split soon
Easy 20x when it reverse splits.

that little faggot

>LOOK AT MRAI COMPUTER!

playing AI meme trash is a helluva drug

VIX you okay there, buddy?

>>54593199
AI is just the new weed stocks aren't they?

>tfw you bought the heckin dip
UHH AM I HEARING A MELTUP IN THE WORKS?!?!?

>>54593206
>3D printing, Weed, Blockchain, ...
Anything that Cathie Wood would think was cool and hip.

Bad day for precious metals like silver, gold, and orange juice...

>>54593201
My VIX credit spreads are doing fine and have plenty of time till expiration

>inflation expectations beat by 100 bips
>The cool down in sticker CPI and PPI was almost entirely lower energy prices (80% of the reduction)
>Energy has so far done nothing but go up this month.
>Earnings continue to guide down

Yeah I really don't know what is holding up the market right now, banks obviously deserve some relief after the SVB nothing burger, but NDQ? SOXX?
It's not going to last.

Die KRE. AHahahha die die DIE!

>>54593139
reminder that communists are more parasitic than a fucking tape worm infection

>>54593236
Today's treasury statement is going to say the TGA dropped from $80b to $5.

Not $5b, $5.

Snibbed again. Just embrace the snibbeddings.

>>54593245
Baggot you come with your own baggage as well.

I'm down 64% this month...

There goes the $3.32 sellwall

>>54593265
Crab is love
Crab is life

what is this fake and gay thing forming on
the end
here???

>>54593276
options?

How many of u niggas shorted JPM or BOFA

>US CDS on the 1year skyrocketing
USAbros are you ok

Im worried :(

>>54593139
>webm
So that's what Mickaël Youn has been up to.

>>54593289
Yes...

BASED ROMAINE
GET READY
FO
TWO
MO HIKES
AND
A
LONG
PAUSE
FUCK
YO
PIVOOOOOOOTS

>>54593319
imma pivot in your divot

>>54593271
(#｀-_ゝ-)

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHDFUGVJAHDSFO;LBHADFGADFG

>>54593064
AAAAAAAAAAAAA PLUG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54593343
>Owning BBBY

>>54593336
SOUNTS
THA
GAY

>>54593290
there was a lot of sh!ttalkers saying they were gonna get puts on JPM yesterday. I don't think any of them dared to go up against Jamie Dimon.

>>54593319
Romaine Lettuce passed his CFA lvl III yesterday. Now his ego is making him more uppity than usual.

>>54593346
Reminder that hydrogen is such a nightmare to handle even NASA couldn't keep it from fucking up its latest rocket, multiple times.

BOIL sisters....we rise from the ashes....

I hate this market

SPY BULLS LETS GO

0DTEs broke the market.

>>54593319
ROMAINE HAS GONE ROGUE THIS WEEK

HE'S NOT HAVING THAT SHIETT ANYMORE

>>54593383
BOILtrannies starting to gloat a bit too much on another quick pump. Smells like KOLD klan time for the Monday gap down.

>>54593156
if you know, you know

>>54593383
>up 11% on shares
>up 100% on calls
Money for nothing

>>54593363
Yessir, I saw that yesterday, I also saw him questioning the legitimacy of the IMF and World Bank. Someone else said he called out Yellen being a liar the other day too.

>>54593346
>negative net margin
They pay to lose money. Remarkable business.

Stupid sexy Nasdaq, stop pumping, I just want to buy you for cheap

OOOOOOOOOH
MY
LAAAAAAAAWD
I AM
IN LOOOOOOVE
AGAIN
LIKE CATHIE
DECADES
AGOOOO

so we closing green or what

>>54593431
probably

>>54593409
Bloomberg in general talking sh!t about the IMF during their meetup in DC if you watch the Surveillance in the morning.

Romaine always got that snark and now he's armed with a piece of paper to back it up.

>>54593429
That's a man.

>Charles Schwab
S

>>54593431
>>54593436
You fools. You jinxed it.

Wall street is diseased. Rotten to the core. Fund managers and quants need to be torn from their roots. I have a dream that one day every retail investor will fight for their own portfolios, their own IRAs. No longer will there be parasites and their management fees. Jack bogle disciples and their ponzi scheme vanguard, front running con artists fidelity and charles schwab, ETF managers and their garbage information technology heavy ETFs. A market ruled by the INDIVIDUAL not the AI system. Where every man woman child is free to LOSE money and MAKE money not by some trading bots but their own conviction. Where they will take back profits with their own two iron grip buy and hold hands.

>>54593405
i was listening to this last night, and they took the part with the little faggot out. Dire Straits got woke, and now it's time for them to go broke.

>>54593455
I'd short them but they're my broker and I don't want to start shit I can't finish.

>>54593462
>Dire Straits got woke
retard, the radio stations have been doing that for 20 years.

>>54593448
FUCK

IT MIGHT WELL BE

>>54593462
The music video still has little faggot. I listen to money for nothing before I make every big trade

What do you call this pattern?

>>54593431
We close flat, as always

>>54593431
SPY will close at 416 today

IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD

>>54593476
i only listen to conservative talk radio

>>54593507
I only listen to Opie and Anthony re-runs

>>54593224
>Orange juice
Lmao thanks for the laugh anon here have a (you)

>>54593505
get out geezer

POWER HOUR THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_cwHnQ7Xsg

Any chance we see 415 eod today? I may or may not have bought calls at the top in the morning today.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

boilbros...WE RISE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WeQGBAMJ94

Wrong
Real pour hour theme: https://youtu.be/3LNkY-iSBKI

>>54593591
>buying calls when Max pain was below the open on a damn friday

heh, rookie

>yields

>>54593603
>3.32 sellwall is now a buywall
$4 eod

>>54593084
SPBP

>>54593612
I dont know what's wrong with me, I was even up 100 on the day but I still greeded and bought more calls. wtf I deserve this L but boy does it hurt.

I just need another 5k to have enough in my account to day trade

>>54593617
averaging at 68% on all my positions, though IL is a bitch

>>54593604
>MOC imbalance: $20b on buy side
>Power 10 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdUwa7LzIeU

>>54593627
CME Futures already settled for the day dum dum.

>>54593617
>Food and Adderall
Fake news.

>>54593617
why the fuck is the screen so low? are you 8?

So are we just gonna sine curve 4120 or what?

VIX BROS WHY ARE WE CRASHING???

>>54593664
CME close times don't matter. Never have, never will.

>>54593690
All market risk has been eliminated. 30 days from now the SPY will be unchanged.

>>54593084
Kekd thats me for most of the last year and a half

>>54593692
>BOIL, UNG, KOLD tracks Henry Hub futures
>commodities chads already done trading at 18:30 UTC and have left pits
>volume evaporates while dumb retail thinks anything is going to happen during the last 1.5hrs of US equity trading

NGMI

>>54593690
There is an overstock of physical VIX and need to be sold off.

>>54593713
4750 latest in August 2023. vix is going to see 12 in summer

My Amc puts netted me a tasty +45% today feels good.

>>54593727
Overstock?

gettin'
a little bit
SOUR
>SOUR
SOUR

>>54593087
Scenario 1
>Stagflation, the low unemployment will come from AI and automation, the high inflation will come from the treasurey, the low economic growth will come from rate hikes.
Scenario 2
>Powell says fuck it and rape hikes into oblivion causing a depression tier collapse
Scenario 3
>Fed doesn't take inflation seriously, market continues to grow but average person gets priced out of real estate, wages continue stagnate, inflation target is now 4% YoY

>CLF triple bottom on the day
>double bottom on the month
Bounce and pump to $20 before earnings

Uh, guys...

>>54593084
That is Apu, you nigger.

>>54593794
The ride has only begun.

>>54593787
A dilemma that only a Nobel-prize winning economist can solve.

>>54593795
Who..?

>>54593802
this
>this
this
BOBOTIME
for the next
two
years
at
least

>>54593795
I'm with you
Nothing pisses me off more than when someone misfrogs Apu.
>>54593810
Pathetic

>>54593727
oh shit, I forgot to turn on cash settlement for my VIX futures. What am I in for when I have to take physical delivery bros?

I bought the wrong stock yesterday.

>>54593853
>Physical delivery of volatility
You don't even want to know.

>>54593795
Its pepe no matter what form or version it is, trying to force this meme is reddit delusion. It will always be pepe

>>54593806
I know just the guy to do it

>>54593853
Grab a crowbar. https://half-life.fandom.com/wiki/Resonance_Cascade

>>54593853
Bags of gravel from the VIX warehouse.

>>54593810
the reddit frog

So....when does SOXL go back to $18.09?

>>54593436
>>54593431
Fucking SNIBB'D. There are no more trends, only snibbiddings.

>>54593866
Fuck me.

>>54593505
GETTING FROM THERE TO HERE.

>>54593895
after the reverse split, of course.

>>54593892
Honestly thought it was just a retarded pepe.

>>54593551
>>54593604
>>54593658
you guys got it all wrong
https://youtu.be/ALBKFB28E0M?list=PLlx24pYKURBRrW2P_-AOSDwYEh3hEXe3J

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>KRE

woah

>>54593905
Fucking kikes.

>>54593918
Super-voting member of the Fed spoke
>BLACKROCK CEO FINK: I SEE TWO TO THREE MORE FED RATE INCREASES.

>>54592391
WE
TOOOOLE
YOOOU
PEEEEPOOOLE

>>54593940
>>54593940
>Super-voting member
Is that a thing? I may be retarded.

>>54593094
Not yet.

>>54593874
Apu came from a Finnish chan same as Spurdo, double nigger.

>>54593419
>You will never ever have a qt sexy mommy gf calling you a cutie
Literally why even live? No seriously, what is even the point?
You should have bought last year when we got down to the generational bottom, bro.

>>54593356
Why not? $24 is nothing, may as well get 100.

Man I wish some of these yen stocks would drop so I can slurp them..

>>54593949
Haha, not formally. Although he does control a ton of money and BlackRock might be one of the string pullers behind the Fed, owning shares or something.

>>54593968
Can you not sell puts over there?

ARE YOU READY
FOR THE MONDAY
G-G-G-GIGADUMP

>>54593979
Mmmm super Tay.

>>54593156
Que?

>>54593940
what if he's just saying that to manipulate the market

>>54593989
I would unironically buy shares in whoever owns DC or produces the show if they did a Supergirl reboot with her.

Spy 405p at close anon.

>>54593999
Yeah all we get is Brie Larson and shit.

>>54593999
checked, what do you think her snatch feels like?

buy now
this is financial advice

>>54594021
like a microwaved glove full of marshmallow fluff

>>54593999
Too old.

>>54593962
Why do people have to lie like this? Take it back!

>>54594030
nooo

Anyone taking a chance on regional Bank earnings?

>>54594046
Imagine a 13yo super cunny

>>54594085
it's like a biotech either zero or hero, good luck wal frc straight up memes but honestly calls have good r/r

>>54594030

Would you faggotburgers stop pumping EU?

IMF said 70% of growth will be cumming out of ASIA>

Why you niggas still bullish on US. i have no clue.


Stevie Wonders can see the US demise is cumming.

You dumbasses we've been over this shit before in /smg/
There are FIVE primary frogs (and other minor variants as well)
1. Pepe
2. Apu
3. Marv
4. Peepo
5. Honkler
They each have their own personality and you're being VERY fucking rude by mixing them up

>>54594130
>Marv
wat? And what about Groyper?

You can buy Deutsche Bank, even Vonovia, but stop buying fuckin BMW

>>54594130
I'm too drunk to give a shit about this right now. Remind me later.

>>54594130
what about Yancy?

>>54594139
Marv is on the phone
And Groyper is disgusting looking, so I don't have any images saved of him. He doesn't exist to me

>>54594130
Who in the hell is Peepo?

>>54594030
>SNNNNNNIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>54594130
All pepe and will only ever be pepe

>>54594130
do you even actually frog
i bet you don't

>>54594158
>Who in the hell is Peepo?

>>54594169
I'm PeeAAAAAAAHhhhh

>>54594166
>futures

>>54594113
Why shouldn't the EU pump bro? Earnings are getting better, housing market is literally getting more expensive again, wage increases are finally happening, cheap electricity (compared to last year), and people have utterly accepted the high inflation (normalization). Companies love this crap situation since their earnings go up. The only class of people that suffer are the lower class and nobody cares about them. Plus, the ECB has given up. Literally give me one reason why EU shouldn't pump? Most indices are close to ATH again and I can't see a single hurdle for them to get to ATH again

>>54594180
that's a man

Am I doing this right? Never played with options before. I do this if I expect the stock to get that high right

>>54594118
ALWAYS DO
THE OPPOSITE
OF WHAT
JEWS
SAY

>>54594185
a man I'd like to inside!

>>54594185
Are you sure bro?

>>54594166
I have more than that in JUST Apu images
Get on my level

>>54594212
Me in the upper right.

WTF
IS
THIS
FECAL
MATERIA
HERE
@
THA EOD

>>54594227
AND
NOTHING
OF
VALUE
WAS
LOST

>>54594224
spinning top pattern my friend 50/50 it's just indecision

>>54594220
This you?

>>54594227
please be fake

>>54594219
needs more yancy and groyper

>>54594249
until
THA NIGGER TRIGGER

>>54594219
I kneel

I'm down 10% on the UVXY should I just sell it

>>54593515
Honeycomb Hideout, the best

>>54594280
No hold it forever until you break even lmao

>>54594227
>>54594261
It's fake, this was posted yesterday on her insta

>>54594280
I'm holding onto my UVIX.

>>54594287
O&A OnThisDay

>>54594227
Please be real.

>>54594299
please don't bully me

Come on NASDAQ let's close green!

>>54593949
>>54593979
A man

405p anon or iwm 170p. 5/5

>>54594328
Behold, a man!

so is soxs looking good or what?

>>54594336
First time in history i've seen a skinny person drinking diet coke.

>>54594227
>payed

>>54594180
electricity is 3-3,5x 2019-20

>>54594344
it's an ad baggie

Closing bell theme...
https://youtu.be/D-GU4jvSvz4

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>54594280
it will go up soon as market corrects => higher vix. but anyways you should not trade vix is useless and not a good place to trade.

i always say majority of smg should just trade spy/spxl/tqqq long only strategies, that way they would never lose moeney vs. buy and hold (unless they have some real edge-skill how to lose money) . and if their strat is good then they could overperform indecies.

>>54593999
that kind of spapegoat suits dont fit tay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjdiM7A08gM

>>54594336
>she doesn't brows 4chan anymore

its over

>VIX almost below 17

>PTPI up 350% on literally no news

>>54594387
>image you can smell

>>54594381
+0.1$... got shr3kt today

>>54594381
-1.78%

>>54594381
>+27%
Niggers

fuck this gay market

>-0.35%

>>54594010
absolutely worthless option, but got one anyways.

>>54594381
I got my ass beat today
If this is below 20 at open on Monday I'm gonna kms. In hindsight the play was definitely SCHW for the Monday premarket earnings.

>>54594397
We're 0.02 from having the lowest VIX since January 2022.

>>54594381
Not checking

>>54594397
>VIX
>In 0DTE market

>>54594381
Made some money. Forget how much. No closed trades.

>>54594424
it's gonna be a fun week let's ride

>>54594375
an add for feetpedia? are they like some kind of pedicure teachers?

I received just over $21, 000k from selling some tech stock looking for a new home. Going to put it in something blue chip. Recommend me something biz.

>>54594381
breddy gud, portfolio reaching a new high, embracing the crab to make lots of small gains.

>>54594470
SOXS. it's on sale.

>>54594470
>blue chip
Slurp 21k worth of UONE calls and 2x in a month

if you bought when i said to you will be rich and are definitely gonna make it

>>54594470
ko, cost, tgt, schd, abbv, mo, rtx, lmt, ba stuff on the dow, maybe x, nue, mcd doing well too

>>54594470
You should move to Rapid City, SD and make that your new home.

>>54594381
-0.36

Goddamn it I just got VIXstroyed.

>>54594428
very disappointed in you desu. learn to set stops to take you out of a losing trade and don't hold a bag overnight.

>>54594381
this is the way

>>54594428
>>54594540
>very disappointed in you desu. learn to set stops to take you out of a losing trade and don't hold a bag overnight.
Extremely shitty advice, don't do this. Just use lower leverage (you shouldn't be able to gain or lose 14% in one day) and either buy low or short high.

So is there still a bear thesis after bank earnings turned out fine?

>>54594562
what leverage? the nigga is buying AI memestock GFAI after a pump cuz he thought he'd get another 200% ride instead of gambing at a new table

so yeah you better set a damn stop.

>>54594313
ty anon

>>54594591
There's only a crab thesis. The market can't go up significantly and the market doesn't have a reason to go down significantly.

>>54594591
literally the same since jackson hole. credit crunch gets added now, and earnings compression. but since neither are happening the thesis remains the same you just don't trade it that way.

>>54594591
Banks were expected to have good earnings. Rate hikes are good for them after all. Inflation as well. Unless it is a miss-managed bank

>>54594612
How do I make money in crab

>>54594629
dividends, selling option premium, taking advantage of the fed rate by buying and rolling short term treasuries until they start cutting

>>54594629
>see line go up
>accumulate shorts
>see line go down
>cover shorts
also don't have tunnel vision, look at other things, like forex or soft commodities. It's all about spotting a good occasion.

>>54594629
Divvies and selling options

>>54594629
I've just been farming theta.

>>54594644
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!! UNDERTAKER JUST CHOKEDSLAM MRS FOLEY BABY BOY STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>54594655
btw I just shorted Nasdump futures again. I'll unironically cover when it goes back down a measly ~60 points, I don't care, that's good enough.

Heh, I bought SPXS right before I made this comment.

>>54594644
LMAO;is that US police?

>AH
Holy shit.

>>54594738
private security at some nightclub, not saying american cops won't

>>54594752
private security with a badge and this much equipment? what is that larp?

im kind of pissed i didnt sell SPXS when i had the chance at its lowest. now im wondering if i really want to hold over the weekend. someone influence my decisions.

>>54594771
there's a club here in austin downtown same sort of larp open carry and everything. some just can't pass the psych exam so they go for the next best thing

Day trader bros, how did it go today? Felt like a decent day overall, got 18 ES points with 2 contracts. The only thing that tripped me up was news after open.

to the nigger that said VISL had a future yesterday: it still managed to drop 4% on nonexistent volume today while AI memes and literal who bios rallied 200%+

i still recommend everyone shorts it to death

whats with the uberpump after hours?

>>54593094
This show is incredibly based.

>>54594824
0dte

>>54594381
I trimmed my fingernails this morning. Still /cashgang/.

NOT REALLY
TWO WEEKS
UNTI
THE
TWO WEEKS

>was up 1k at one point
>now after hours only up 300
i was too busy today to check my stocks. would have sold at 1k up for sure. now i dont want to sell.

>>54594910
At least you're up

>>54594906
Why does anyone even listen to this nigga, he was a Clinton lacky like 30 years ago

>>54594901
Trimmed mine yesterday eve. Might do muh toes Mon.

>>54594940
He literally sounds like Yellen on rone.

>SPY ah
Did you slurp?

>>54594747
>US BANK LOANS AND LEASES ROSE BY $10.2B IN WEEK ENDED APRIL 5.
>US BANK DEPOSITS ROSE BY $60.68 BLN IN WEEK ENDED APRIL 5.
>US BANK DEPOSITS ROSE TO $17.3 TLN FROM $17.2 TLN IN PRIOR WEEK.

What deposit flight?

>>54593835
shark eyes. she'll bite your dick off

I would not want to be a hedgefund manager right now

>>54594987
THEY
CALL HER
THA TRANNYMAKER

>>54594963
Do retards really go on TV to talk about TA? lmao embarrassing.

uh pivotbros... we got too cocky...

>>54595071
Hikes are great. Enjoy the views.

>>54594968
they're fleeing the small banks and going to the big banks

I did some advanced TA for anyone interested. You can subscribe for $99/month if you want more.

>>54595096
>>54595096

>>54595088
>no copyright
here take this

>>54595100
>294

>>54595082
I BET THAT BEAR'S NAME
IS VOLCKER
MAN
HE
LOVES
TO
HIKE

>>54594196
kek spending a grand and dont know what doing. based

Another day of green. Another day of slowly easing by a dude's house who's at the other end of the neighborhood. Not creepy like but to gawk at the lawn mower that's got the 4 sale sign on it in the yard. Perfect size mower and I could drive it home as a bonus. But alas right now it's more of a want type deal than a need. Can't really throw down the green for it due to other things needing my attention first. (already have a mower, push type, so it's not like "omg I gotta have it now" to keep my grass cut)

>>54595218
Only if it is a DE

>>54595218
What broker is this old man

>>54595250
I think he uses E-Trade.

>>54595264
>>54595250
Yeah its E-Trade. With a pinch of photoshop.

>>54595264
>>54595308
E*TRADE