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NOT MY NAPPY POD!!!

>>54592167
cubicles is better than open floor plan though.

10% privacy and focus vs. 0% privacy and focus.

>>54592167
this is a parody account.
ragebait safari is worse than sportsball fanboying. bread and circus shit.

>>54592306

This. I remember the wave of people getting fooled into thinking open plans were better. Utter soul grating non privacy and surveillance.

>>54592167
ohnonono poor little guy have to work now :(

Worked open floor and thought it was fine until the actual homosexual and his pocket italian fag hag, both less than 1m behind me, started loudly talking about harry potter and then didn't shut up for a year.

>tfw work-from-home manager
>have enough leverage and experience (5+ years) now that when they say to come back into the office I just say "no" and they can't do shit about it
>Was supposed to start going into the office once per week from about a year ago
>Have been to the office one time in the past 4 years
At this point I'm pretty sure I could pull the same shit even if I switched jobs. I can't imagine anyone higher than me would care.

>>54592167
kek

>>54592167
>>54592167
I'd kill to come to work and have to sit down and work in a cubicle. I'm a bouncer at a night club.

>>54592167
walk into the cubicle

>>54592167
imagine being an "employee" totally not an HR plant and thinking working all day in a busy cubicle that makes it easy to focus and not get caught up on social cues and losing faggy dystopian nap pods is a bad thing. I would unironically almost go back to the office if a had a totally enclosed cubicle, only other thing id want is a way to teleport in naked

>>54592167
the future is the past

>>54593444
i bounced my club inside your moms ass last night

>>54592434
>Worked open floor and thought it was fine
You are not human.

>>54592167
Cubicles are far more dignified than sweat shop open spaces.

>>54592330
I have a job where we have the open floor shit. It's the absolute worst. Hoping my next job has cubicles again, shit was so cash. Didn't even have to pretend that I was working.

>>54592167
Learntocodebros....... it's over.

>>54592167
Satire account. Come on.

>>54592167
I've worked outdoors since 2001, and never in an office type setting. OP's pic is straight up nightmare fuel.

i like the cubicle because i don't have to get up to go to the bathroom

>>54593444
its a the gras is always greener. office jobs are soul killing .

>>54592167
I would prefer this over an open floor plan. At least there’s some semblance of privacy where you can scroll /gif/ for a minute without everyone seeing it

>>54592222
checked!

Imagine a world where all the 'consultant' thots, trannies and pajeets are out on their asses back to india and only normal people work there, doing actual work. It sounds like a dream.

>>54592167
>you WON'T nap in the pod

>>54592222
kek'd and check'd

>>54596164
It does

Imagine no pajeets trying to explain some shit and failing in broken english

>>54596236
That's antisemitic

>>54592167
lol those aren't cubicles. Cubicles are actually comfier since you have your own space. These are designed so that everyone can always see your monitor so you never feel comfortable, and everyone is behind you which gives you a feeling of insecurity, like the worst feng shui imaginable.

>>54596084
>office jobs are soul killing
Lmao how?
Maybe if you work only with people 10 years older than you. Or at a family business.

>>54592167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfzkJZSzZxY

>>54592167
This is BS. I work at Meta and there is nothing internal or on Blind about this.

Fuck this gay earth.

>>54595531
>teleport in naked
it's called drop shipping

>>54592167
This is cozy. Open floor plans suck. They need to bring back real offices but cubicles are a start.

>>54592167
>open floor plan
cancer

>>54592167
>cubicle
finally some privacy, i hate the oversocialized scum

>>54592458
This is all my managers and they vouch for us lower wagies by fudging the numbers so we all stay WFH and their bosses do the same for them. Low priority, In house office jobs have nothing to keep you going in unless they lure you in with food trucks.

>learn to c -ACK!

>>54592167
I share an office with one other dude (who's chill and smart), pretty comfy

>>54595545
>clott adams
kys

>>54599962
me too, but its not an office, its our bed.

>>54600691
>troon
absolutely disgusting

>>54600691
You're a fucking faggot for unironically having this saved 42gt4to your device

>>54600346
he had his redemption arc, kys yourself

>>54596073
Based natural beauty enjoyer.
Never again will I subject myself to the torture of the cube.

>>54592167
>The goon caves? Gone.

>>54592306
This, fuck having to stare at your colleagues from the corner of your eye.

>>54600746
What country is this?

>>54597747
Prob some non Bay Area satellite office. I work at classic and they taking away our gibs and shit. I heard other campuses don’t even have cereal in the mk or drinks

open office is a cluster fuck

>>54600851
kill me

>>54592306
Anon speaks the truth. Cubicles are based and peak office layout kino. They were designed by white men in the 60s and it shows.

>>54600841
Deutschland, my good chum

>>54592167
Must see.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MeaZac8I4s

>>54600901
Thanks, looks comfy.

>>54592167

I work at a critical position at the HQ where we service IT. We get a fully stocked gym, shower, full service kitchen with staff to make you food, and free sparkling water.

Techies like in a perpetual Disneyland and every cubicle in my office is lined with Star Wars and war hammer figurines.

You want the cubicles to personalize at the end of the day

>>54592167
cubicles are much better than open plan

>>54600922
>You want the cubicles to personalize at the end of the day
Anyone that genuinely feels the need to personalize their work desk with trinkets is severely retarded at best

>>54600851
looks like a malaysian flea market

>>54595555
most underrated post on /biz/