/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54591356
/biz/ hates money.
Also suck these digits faggot boboposter.

>>54592836
NOOOOOO

>>54591356
yes, its been a terrible time of constant slaughter in the mumu fields lately

I was there for 800-65k

I was there for 8k-(idk?) 50k

I was HERE for stinky linkies 2-4 and I just sat back dumbfounded by the 52 peak you autistic children managed to predict.

But each time I had no capital to multiple by a cool 80x 10x 25x in that order hold on I'm gonna do the math wheres my vomit bucket and anti-suicide restraint chair? Let's say a big generous open the savings account I trust you but most importantly I love you. Okay so for the sake of authenticity I buy at probably idk I'm retarded setting up the account I'll buy at 925 there no way I hold this long but let's say I go from 925 ride that to idk 5000 seems reasonable I would do that. So 27,000 - return the original 5000 make that a cool 7000 so 20k from 8000-52k so I'm sitting on 130,000 and these are all totally realistic numbers unless I had an expert like my friends dad I could have talked to him and hit the absolute peaks and tops but 130,000 and I was there from 2 to 4 dollar linkies so let's go okay sweet I'm graduating highschool with a smooth 1 million 6 hundred and 9 thousand dollars. 1.69 million from a modest 5000 loan paid with interest instantly and no more future support to add funds. Just me and my missed opportunity to be an actual millionaire at 18 because I begged and pleaded my mom to spare any money at all for this new currency that's "blowing up right now" but we have cars we don't use and many thousands inside the savings account and wealthy family members who could be convinced to spare some change for a honorable cause. But even just taking loans to 5k I could have millionaire me millionaire it was right there I saw it happen but nobody believed me nobody wanted to take even the smallest risk on me, not as a favor a gift a loan an opportunity bitch 5000-1.69 million conservative unoptomized rookie moves. I'm going to be fucking sick.

>>54591356
>2023
>still fursona posting on /biz/

I'm gonna make a thread to cry alone I think. I could have had millions I was this close to millions of dollars. Don't believe me? I already had the key I saw an article about bitcoin at 800 that's when I went on my begging campaign for a couple hundred dollars to invest and got hard turned down for a dime from aunt and uncle 100k at least cash and 6 income sources. Nah, my mom with about 20k cash cars house money to spare every paycheck just let me multiply this paycheck by 10 then again. But nobody believed me, I watched 800 turn into what? You tell me how I knew I don't know how I know alright I just felt something inside me. I just saw it was getting popular good name crypto catching mainstream attention. Was a perfect storm. Why didn't we buy bitcoin at 800, fuck it 1000, 2000 sign me up I'd have bought 5 or 10 still at 2000 hell you saw bitc you pulled up coinbase at least dailty to check and told everyone who would listen. Hell I fucking tried bro, i tried to tell them Im not scamming i told these retarded highschool studens daily about bitcoin doubled again sure is getting popular huh guys oh I take AP classes so i cant work durint school years no im flat broke yeah they doubled again hhaha bet you wish you put your final 600 dollar check from your summer job into this crypto account when I told you last night no I said we can make a new account for you mines empty anyway I withdrew the 100 my mom gave me at 500 and paid her back double but she never re-invest so I buy a few overpriced highschooler 8ths and had a great time until I realized I convinced 0 people about this bitcoin thing. They all think I'm either being scammed or scamming but no my skeptical default average and below IQ flakey noncommittal white trash posing as preppy but you all just watched as 800-20k let's be real we all cash out that year around the early slide. But imagine I trick them into making a good choice 1 time in their pathetic life and buy below 1000 to 50/60k just 50x life

>>54591356
what will it peak at?

It's entirely possible I convinced some quiet kid to buy a whole bitcoin below 1000 and they 20x that year. Maybe. Hopefully. Imagine if an entire school and nobody listened. My big brother told me to fuck off. I told adults they owe me if they made it that way teachers who hate life I tied to save them buy a single coin and double your money pocket 1k they pretended not to care but maybe some of them grew a brain and hit a 20x or even a 60x all the way to freedom. An adult with an old car sell that for 8-10k immedietly I told her just go to the dealer and get the cash it's already over 1000 now I'll pay you double just like the 100 you gave me please. Give me half 4000x20 mom we are gonna be okay I saved us. Let's get crazy I steal her cards I buy that 850-19000 sophomore year of highschool mom I'm sorry I stole the bank card and cleared your savings account like I've been thinking every time you ignore me. Yes I only took half anyway 10,000 stolen dollars x23 sell right when the peak starts sliding I'm not stupid maybe 10000x20 at worst I give my mom back 100,000 dollars give my big bro 10k thanks for not beating me to death for stealing moms card like I totally could have done even being a fuck up teen I'd have had some when I noticed for the 2nd time yes I saw when it was around 9k forever then one day it crashed to 5/6l out of nowhere I bought with 100 dollars at 8000 so I ride that realistically fall for the first dip at 40k but the sky is the limit into 60k anywhere on that area and I would have whatever is left trying to spend 100k and my mom probably puts 100k into some lame ass saving account or bond shit but let's be realistic in this alternate timeline I steal 10k turn it into 200k give away and waste 80-90% but I SAW 8000 and I bought at 8000 assuming I still had 20k liquid I would have MINIMIM had a second chance at 100k selling at 40k thats 5x at minimum I'm back learned my lesson blew 80k partying best year of my life then 100k/200k but easily 1/2 Ms

>>54593036
>>54593364
>>54593653
fucking AI bots

I told everybody at school so potentially everybody heard from somebody about bitcoin 800-1000 region teachers who were grown ass men and women on salary with savings accounts Hopefully SOMEBODY bought a bitcoin please God I was this close tell me I convinced somebody to turn a sinple 800 dollar bitcoin into 19,500. And you could have it aaaallllllll myyyy empireee of dirt. My empire of dirt. An entire public highschool with rich ass kids who have wallets full of hundreds and shit don't fuck around player somebody bough at 800 and forgot they might have right now an old bitcoin wallet with 30-37x whatever they bought as a joke because in cool. Wow left 100 dollars on any old bitcoin wallet they have 3,700 waiting for them. Maybe somebody really listened and did their own research bought at around 1000 but these rich girls bro one girl at my school drove a Porsche and another drove a brand new black dodge challenger probably r/t 5.7 liter v8, my grandpa worked on cars (rip) and MY first car was a 1998 Chevy s10 low rider scoop hood candy black oh yeah and the engine + tranny swap to a 350 Chevy v8 inside a tiny 2 door s10 lowered full mini truck with a SLAPPING new 350 v8 5.7 liter engine overheating during summer. So anyway people had money where I grew up you gotta be tricky to compete with them. Turned a 3000 dollar refurbished but reliable performance engine and a $2000 Mexican owned poser mobile with the lowering kit custom tag everything and turn that into a sex machine mini truck the whole cab vibrated strait pipe 5.7 shut down the whole parking lot this dudes gonna go bully the police or something bossmode. But anyway my point is maybe one of these rich whores was smart enough to believe me and transfered a cheeky 1000 into coinbase for bitcoin and she could remember the password because it's now $30,000. My girlfriend worked so much she saved 10k vice grip or else talmbout 10k x 20 = $200,000 - 100k apology then 100k x50 bro 5,000,000 5 MILLION (5 MILLION)

Browsing /biz/ reminded me how I predicted bitcoin at 800 and I told everybody and nobody listened nobody from my family shared any money except 100 from my dear mom which ai turned into 500 and gave her 2 and smoked weed. Had I known back then I could just steal like 1000 or get some bogus loans or anything but had no idea how serious this was. If you're a freshman/sophomore and you predict this "the" crypto boom at least It will keep getting more popular but I had no idea I could steal 1000 fronm my elderly neighbor. Before the useless ass police event process the shit she I'm sitting on $200,000 freshman yeah but I just didn't couldn't have known for sure. People WILL forgive you if you give them a duffle bag with $100,000 sorry I robbed your vacation fund. But I didn't know how important and how serious this opportunity really was. I heard about bitcoin like everyone else but I was right on time for the 20x your money spike December 2018 and how I would also notice the dip March 2020 which appeared to be on track to bounce from 6k-10k I ended up buying late at 8k but it was all in front of me man and I almost had it all. 20x my money then 2 years later I bought in on time to potentially parlay any substantial winnings into x8 because peak 65000/8000= 8 so I feel like I botched my math on some posts but I wasn't driven I wasn't hardened by life yet. I could robbed a store for 2k the day my mom refused to loan me 1 or 2k. Fuck the world you only get one chance to buy 2000 of bitxoin at 800 sell at least 16k and do 2000×20 make bail open a savings account then do 20k at 8000 expect a 1.4x end up doing 65000/8000 =8 and 20000x8 = $160,000 change life for my family upgrade house cars clothes but I was also here I witnesses Link at 2 maybe it was already 4 by the time I showed up for the sake of argument I would have cleaned house 52/4 = 13 so 100k x13 or you know whatever I would have risked but 160,000x13 bro happy graduation. But instead did $100-500 and quit. Kys

I'm going to at least try to overdose tonight. It's worth an attempt maybe I'll have some kind of awakening maybe I'll never struggle another day. I want to give up and rest former. I grew up surrounded by fucking haters bro I had the key to the streetsnI paid fucking attention these asshole NPCs are on autopilot they only follow trends and obey their phone tv snapchat and talking shit because I'm trying to scam them. They all had a few thousand I could have blessed them by turning 1k into 20k that school year. But I am for real and there people are born lovers born haters talking shit instead of acting. I'm poor as fuck but a handsome genius level IQ top of the class but chooses to underachie slightly and stay relaxed and healthy. God I hate them for dissing my bitcoin revelation but God bless somebody of 1.5 thousand students plus staff somebody went 20x and I was so close to stealing my moms money I was so tempted to do the ultimate sin but bro I steal 8k and we go 24x 2018 peak 195000 from 800 or from 1000 or anything bro I was there I watched it happen fro the dirt and played TF2. What I really should have done was tell Will's dad he traded day stocks ir whatever actively on a snazzy 4 monitor setup he 100% would have thrown down serious cash fuck man if

2018 I didn't hang out with Will yet, that was like Jr year but right on time for THE all time peak I wonder how much he made or possibly lost . Oh well, It's all the past but these are hard hard lessons. I could rob strangers and stores 2k x 20 then 160,000x13 bro its over it's a wrap buy all my friends mustangs and marijuana growing equipment and the new Xbox and PlayStation and new tvs and bro its 2 million dollars I want the GMC DENALI top trim with the darth Vader theme chrome and let's go even more huge tires and I'm good buddy 80k don't even dent 2 MILLION but I just had a feeling I needed some support but everywhere I turn3d I found people scared to try scared to even try. Losers.

>>54591356
I won't touch ETH because BTC will continue to dab on everything.

Nice meme

>>54591356
What about no?

I bought bitcoin at 800 because I begged everybody to tru for themselves or lone I will pay double. It went strait from 800 to 195000 and these absolute selfish scumbag greedy default setting npc bastard even my family with their 5 income sources paid off new home never gave or actually just landed me 1 or 2k that's 1% they just leave money in a savings account while the fed prints more as fast as humanly possible to send for corrupting and bribing which of course enters circulation and devalues your savings every single say. Financially Illiterate. Alternative option: I use any combination of forced entry burglary mugging and assault needed to get a couple thousand cash ASAP and buy bitcoin at 1000 before hitting 19,000 let's say I hustled 4000 instead of trying to use logic and I'm gonna improve both our lives but you said fuxk him no fuck you! If you refuse to act correctly I'm gonna take my rightful dominace over your under developed ability to handle real stress. So while you're tied up having a little panic attack I'm getting about 2500 of untraceable jewelry some 600 cash. I by the next day until 2.5 bitcoin and ride them bitches all the way to 20x and have a sexy 50k until I check this baby dip timed perfect just noticeable enough to get everybody's attention . Could have been a pretty significant trigger which caused the explosion to 55k but either way I could have stolen from my aunt and uncle had I been edgy and ruthless enough cold and heartless but I was young and naieve it felt like opprotunits to just 8x your money just fall out of the sky no you gotta be awake and actively searching and sometimes you just get lucky I could hustled the 4k from strait stick-ups and make strangers withdraw the max from their bank account you can get thousands and thousands each this way. And it's the only option left after a lifetime of begging my friends family and peers fellow students to make themselves some serious cash and they reject everything by habit. Die.

>>54595227
Forgot to include then infamous dip. Beware the false dip before the crash. That's a cope hole.

I got blackout high on adderall and methadone weed and nic. High as fuck and kinda itchy you know how you be getting itchy. Anyway long story short I guess.

Scratched my body like getting back pimples and stuff and just never stopped it felt pretty good and warm nice deep tissue massage with nails and I just went overboard never stopped and scraped massive gashes which flesh packed under all my fingernails. How does it all go so wrong? I was there most popular guy in middle school when I moved for highschool everybody ignored me. 2 big local middlenschols feed into my school so every single person just assumed I was a cool quiet guy from the other school but inside I was desperately lonely and too anxious to walk up and like try joining a click. They shouldn't but at my school most of the guys act like bitchs low t from artifical diet raised by single mother. I was cracking jokes with a new group entertaining so funny next day only decent seats we re at the basketball table and they tried to be cool keep the conversation normals and now that'd I th8nk about it they didn't even.nig things up you know how they do that to separate themselves fro. Others it's rude, buy anyway I was top 3% and 5% of my entire state on the SAT and I literally rushed never double checked my answers and was the first one done and I can't quite remember but I'm pretty sure I was drinking whisky from a water bottle on the bus to school before the test and I compared myself to child prodigy geniuses in my private middle school where I had the best teachers in the state. I even saw the path to millions if dollars but I let anxiety stop me. Hesitation. Oh not don't break the rules you can't abuse these useless waddling fat NPCs who despise you and wouldn't give you a penny to save your kids life they tried their darrn hardest to pass remedial English and I was takin multiple AP college classes. You and me aren't equals never were. I let fear hesitation keep me from $2,000,000 I deserved it.

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>>54591356
kek, saved

>>54592836

>>54594895
Doubt it

>>54591356
I literally missed out on everything, now the only consolation prize I have is that VINU saves me the fees, but I still feel like I wasted too much time doing nothing

>>54591356
>bought at ~150
I literally don't care if it goes to 100k, I am never buying mETH again it sucks

i did none of those things im just waiting for rodeo finance to release so i can stake arbitrum shit (while using HAMI finance, too) to get the fuck out once the bull run ends.

>>54592836
kys roach

>>54593036
Should have borrowed one of those cars your family doesn't use to GET A FUCKING JOB NIGGER.

Or at the very least drove your ass to the plasma clinic and sold that for 150 dollars a week.

It's also a totally different game when you're actually in the shit and have to survive the dips and the fud and the just plain boredom and anxiety watching as your coin flat lines and others moon and have to decide whether to hold and continue accumulating or jeet your shit out and chase pumps, all the shit that comes along with it that you're just glossing over because you've never had skin in the game so save your sanity and stop assuming you wouldn't have jeeted out of link in that 2-4 range and bought the top of something retarded and gotten rekt.