/biz/ - Business & Finance

Taiwan does not exist
Buy SOXS

>>54586433
What positions is everyone taking this week? For me it's adding to my ARKK and NVIDIA, AI bubble has barely started and I think NVIDIA will end up as the number one market cap company within the next two years.

>>54586473
bro turning chinese the more i look at him

>futures

>>54586476
how long are you holding NVDA for?
looks like some pain this week

>>54586508
All my holds are for years, I'm a long term DCA guy.

>>54586476
Reminder that this retarded faghot literally works in a ukrainian shill farm and got caught samefagging after he forgot to switch IPs
https://www.archived.moe/biz/thread/54582114/#q54586325
https://www.archived.moe/biz/thread/54582114/#q54586338

Oh its their actual building, I thought it was a happy merchant

>>54586519
>All bullish investors are shills
Not how it works sorry bobo, most normal people are bullish as shorting requires market timing. It's much easier to simply DCA and add to positions if the market does dump.

>>54586538
How does going long require market timing?

>>54586538
Why did you try to pretend you were posting as someone else and then deleted the posts after you got called out?

>>54586544
It doesn't, that's the point. Going long has an 100% track record and requires no timing.
>>54586549
What are you talking about? weirdo

>>54586556
The archive shows that you deleted your two failed samefag attempts in the last thread.
https://www.archived.moe/biz/thread/54582114/#q54586325
https://www.archived.moe/biz/thread/54582114/#q54586338

>>54586549
I'll give you a hint, bagel, rentoid, forex, and more are all me.

>>54586576
So you admit to being a shill then.

>>54586590
A shill receives compensation, I do it for free.

>>54586595
Post the NAFO discord link.

JPM puts?

>>54586607
Only if you feel lucky today. It feels like a retard pump or crab on bad earnings feels equally likely as a dump

>>54586607
>operating profit from January to March was 600 billion won ($455 million) down from 14.12 trillion won a year earlier.
Samsung earnings, down 96%. The stock pumped 5% on the news. Don't short anything, this market is bullish regardless of what happens right now.

>futures

>>54586645
But why

>>54586686
Because the Fed's recent balance sheet pump has been interpreted as QE by the majority of market participants. I know it isn't QE and these are loans that must be repaid, however, reality is not what matters. The market has interpreted the balance sheet pump as a return to QE and financial conditions have loosened to the point they were at prior to any rate hikes.

Yields....

>>54586537
or is it

Alright guys... Idk if you saw the stock for progressive today. These banks are in trouble. And im not a shill or anything. I just sold my JPM and walked away. Im just saying that these banks have regulators that force them to take on these bonds and well... They have em. Is the SPY or QQQ ganna be good today. Think itll be sideways.

>>54586607
>he thinks the bank everyone fled to during SVB is going down

>>54586753

>>54586795
If the banks go down it's gonna be no problem for SPY. They'll just do a magic rebalancing

>>54586822
Yeah, i saw a bit of that bullshit yesterday. They want to make McDonald's the damn safe haven.

has the recession been priced in yet?

>>54586842
It's been priced in for almost a year. Where have you been?

>>54586807

>>54586842
The recession happened in 2022, we're at the start of another 10+ year bullrun now.

>>54586901
>86901▶
>>>54586842
>The recession happened in 2022, we're at the start of another 10+ year bullrun now.


ahhh yes, I hope your futures trade well fellow trader!!!

>>54586476
Nvidia abandoning their smaller markets (all their stock is just stuck at the shelves now) and going for supercomputers just seems like a bad storm is going to come

>>54586867
That stupid scam spike cost me money and i'm not happy with Jerome about it.

Five minutes to premarket. What will happen?

>>54586795
I am concerned about the one tech stock I hold because 30% is held by banks rn, well it's fine - I am planning on buying in after the market recovers a little and I get some cash from miners

Friendly reminder to buy gold miners for safe and steady gains.

I'm thinking of buying my first stock and tell me how retarded I am.

I think I should buy Amazon and Walmart because those are the two places where I spend most of my money and I have this vision of the future where the only physical brick and morty store will be Walmart and the only online shopping website will be Amazon. One will hold the physical shopping monopoly and the other will hold the digital shopping monopoly.

>>54587034
I think you may be retarded. Results are inconclusive

>>54587034
Welcome retard!

>>54587034
Dollar cost average into broad market indexes. Its the safest and best investing strategy for retail investors.

>>54586982
But haven't gold miners underperformed gold for years?

>>54587034
Start small cause you are a noob.

>>54587034
you should dump all of your money into leveraged inverse funds
this market is the least rational it's ever been

>>54587034
buy the bayhorse sir

How many hours until bank earnings?

>>54587034
You are retard.

>>54587048
Yes when gold crabs. Not when you have bullish gold decade.

How likely is it that FAANG+ comes through the crash just fine and everything else just crashes.

>>54587115
5:30 EST
in 4 hours

>CXAI pumped again
You guys bought in right?

What are some resources I can use to help with forecasting:
- bond price moves
- equities markets at a macro level
- options

>>54587181
Can someone post the list of stocks with AI in the name. Seems like easy money.

>>54587204
Just go in on GFAI at open for an easy 30% gain

>>54586753
Hey you asked earlier about corporate bond yields and here is the yield curve used for pension accounting purposes
https://www.mercer.us/our-thinking/wealth/mercer-pension-discount-yield-curve-and-index-rates-in-us.html

>>54586753
>>54587219
Fucking forgot the image

>tfw my stock from yesterday is already up 10% premarket
Please stay there

>>54587246
SP500-to-gold-ratio

>>54587214
You're joking right?

>>54587272
You had literally 4 chances this past week. Don't miss your 5th.

>>54587034
Your thesis is so surface level and low IQ that it may actually work.

>>54586867
Looks like a swan line.

>>54587285
Yeah I'd say the sensation is over, it's already on the decline.

>>54587347
Yeah dude buy knightscope they just signed a contract with NYPD and theyre still 60 cents a share. Don't chase rockets. You always burn your hands.

Predict today's S&P, DJI open

>>54587181
>CXAI pumped again
This stock is crazy fun to swing with an amount I can afford to lose.

What time do the bank kikes report earnings?

OUTTA MY WAY MOMOBUBU FUCKING SHITS

the market is healing. everything is going green

>>54587629
Gap down, but day ends flat-green

>futures

$34/share sqqq cost bro here
lol

>32 fucking dollars
>was trading at 1 dollar yesterday morning
>on no fucking news
Never in my short time trading did I know such bullshit was possible.

>>54587704
It went as high as 60-70.

>>54587713
What the fuck actual fuck? Explain this shit to me

>>54587048
Small brain take.

>>54587718
Might end up like HKD did, but HKD didn't have AI meme behind it

>>54587732
If it's pumping in premarket is it likely to pump in trading hours? Or is it just over now there has been a pump at all. I expect the price to drop off a cliff on open.

>>54587744
I'm just confused by the lack of news. You'd think they fucking invented AI sex bots.

bros, I am invested in Vanguard ETFs for US total stock market, international large, emerging, REIT and divies, but they seem so overvalued. I want more appreciation are there newer funds that perform as well as Vanguard that people haven't already oversaturated?

Bogleheads get out

DAX almost ath lmao

>>54587782
lol should have bought in 4 months from now

>>54587782
If you are going to be investing for a long time (10+ years) Vanguard is the way to go. Investment firms have been trying to kill Vanguard forever, channel your inner Bogle. There are some good history of vanguard documentaries.

>>54587219
Thank you very much

COCOAAAAAAAAAA, SUGAAAAAAAAR.

>>54587823
Have you seen CAC or FTSE? DAX is moderate in relation to them. they are the real retard strength (LVMH and Hermes)

>>54587689
>$34/share sqqq cost bro here
Why the fuck would you hold that for more than a few days at most?

Sell now retard bear market is over

>>54587936
>>54587823
Imagine your highest value stock is a luxury trash producer.

Almost as great as the greek Index where OPAP is a major constituent, which is a SPORTS- and other (Lotto) betting company.

OPAP means Organisation for the prognosis of football matches, TOP KEK

>OPAP hält noch bis 2020 das Monopol auf Sportwetten[veraltet] und bis 2030 das Lotterie-Monopol in Griechenland.
Wtf, that means they had the monopol on sportbetting until 2020 and have the Lottomonopol until 2030.

PEAR anon did you get out?

>sold all of my day trade stocks
>bought back when they dropped after being pumped all day
>sold them again in the final minute pump
kek so many gullible people are putting their faith in the market.

>>54587989
Yeah mumus being this euphoric is always an obvious top signal

>>54587998
Only crabs should be euphoric.

>>54586924
this board might give you the illusion that everyone is a millionaire but for most people the current nvidia pricing is just too much and they aren't really a necessity in the same way as a phone that you can pay monthly is

>>54588004
it's gonna be crab time until late june, then things will get interesting. this is a scalper market.

>>54588024
but everything is mooning

>>54588033
>but everything is mooning

>>54588033
no, the market is pricing in the devaluing of the dollar, it looks green to idiots but it's really red and the market is adjusting.

the DAX pumps from 11.8k to ATH in 4 fucking months
what a joke index and joke market

>>54587157
>FAANG+
We say FAGMAN here, son.

I really want a Vanguard t-shirt. It's been bothering me all day/night

>>54588042
doesn't matter. if its green on the list its gains. just don't get greedy

>>54588099
it's only gains on the value of the dollar on that current day.

>>54588113
i imagine it would be bigger news if the dollar was losing over 1% of value daily

>>54588087
If you want to look affluent, go about in a sport coat and tie, or the like. The women you're trying to impress don't even know what Vanguard is, and will think you work for a delivery company or something.

>futures

>>54588136
Lol, no I don't care about that. I just want to wear Vanguard because I am financially married to them.

My dad works at JPM, he said the earnings are bad they are shutting down next week.

>>54588157
Ah, I see. I'm married to Schwab, and I want a divorce....

>>54588180
F

some anon yesterday was saying to short visl but it has ai so it might pump lol

>futures

Futes are looking disgusting, today is not gonna go how mumus think

>>54586508
I bought a few NVDA 600c 6/16 a month or so ago, just because of the open interest and they were like $6

what's a good ticker tool so I can have all of my hopium stocks in realtime?

>>54588205
>his broker doesn't have watchlists

>>54588205
either WeBull desktop or TradingView

>>54588207
>has a broker
nah I work after markets close, I don't need a nigger fucking up easy money.

>>54588075
why joke though?

>>54587034
I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...

What's the best way to invest 2k every month? Not from US so I have to pay brokerage fee.

>>54588207
>his broker isn't vanguard
>he doesn't short stocks for fun with a minimal amount in a gambling account.
>he doesn't put all profits of day gambling into his investment portfolio

>>54588141
This looks fun as fuck

I need a shoah in the banking sector today.

>>54588311

>>54588075
>
What about CAC? Or JTOPI (South Africa) they both hit ATH.

is this a rational market?

>keep hoping for a retard pump in natgas so I can sell off and rebuy MCFNF at a lower value
yeah I totally missed it and now I'm a baggie.

>>54587823
And why should it not be? Companies are making record earnings in Europe since eurosheep are complete morons. Inflation has proven to be highly beneficial and bullish to profits, something that bobos seem to have missed. Rate hikes haven't really affected anything and the ECB has started to chicken out.
So... I re-iterate, why should european indices not be at ATH? Plus, well, ze juice

>>54588360
amazon went AI, look at IDAI in the last 3 days.

pre market AI meme update:
>CXAI +280% on 4.5M volume
>IDAI 11.71%
>BFRG 10.18%
>GSIT 18.81%
>FOXO 42.54%
>MRAI 41.72%
>INPX 88.89%
>POAI 34.65%

GET YOUR SLOP ON LADS!

>>54588141
>>54588293
FFS, tfw can't remove my shirt lest people see my disfigured body from years of bad skin problems. I really really miss going out to swim. It's been over a decade now bros. Rope time soon. Anyway, thanks for reading my blog

>>54588360
>efficient market theory

fairy tales made by >academics
to keep you from trading

>>54588364
lol it's annoying seeing red but it's literally worthless right now because they are constructing, they won't have a product to sell on the market until nov/dec. Just fucking hold it, it will go from 0.35 to 13.0 in a day.

sell tech now!

Market rallying on good banks earnings is stupid. Banks always win. In a high rate scenario they should easily win more. Logically their gains should be others loss. The market should rather die on that note.

>tfw bought the bank rug
I smell a free 50% gains in the coming year

>>54588465

>>54588465
yup, DPST up 6%

Update. I was the anon who sold jpm. I rebought back in. Yeah its fine. I just didnt like the risk of them being fucked.

>>54588482
you should buy charles schwab then

>>54588360
i didnt see any new on it yesterday and dont see now
what is even driving this pump

>>54588503
the ai scam

>>54588465
>50%
>coming year

I got a few 30% on FRC MCB WAL PACW during the peak panic. you can make that in a new york minute on an AI pump and dump

pre market:
>GFAI +250%
>BFRG +25%
>GSIT +15%
>IDAI +10%
>>54588390

>>54588503
AI and bots literally cheating

>>54588507
>just throw money at shit until it sticks
I'd rather not thank you

Wtf, Deutsche Bank pumped too.

>>54588503
Everyone pumping their money into the same dozen stocks without doing any research.

So, banks earnings were good?

>>54588503
>Fed restarts QE after bank runs

>string of crap that have "AI" in ticker symbol, or companies releasing PR with "AI" or "ChatGPT" in it
>low float
>pajeet CEO
>fintwit army pump

welcome to 2021... err I mean 23


>>54588515
>not day trading high volatility meme pumps
you do you

>>54588531
this is why I changed from 50-30 US to International to 30-50 US to international

>>54588549
Yes better then expected

>>54588551
>daytrading ever
no thanks

.

>>54588574
>daytrading ever
you are missing out on easy money in the year of the crab, you don't really even have to do any research on a stock it's so easy.

>>54588597
post 5 year results

Reminder, Next catalysts:

Retail sales in less than 40 minutes
UofMich Consumer Sentiment at 10:00 EDT

>>54588620
I am not a day trader, I give myself $200 dollars to gamble with, when I reach $500 I put it all into my investment portfolio. If I lose it all, I put in 2% of my paycheck into my gambling fund until I have enough to play again and learn from my mistakes.

>>54588640
>you're missing out on free money doe

>>54588640
smart desu. I day/swing trade to get side cash for my investment portfolio. keep practicing

>>54588657
for the last month I have made ~$5k from $200

Is RIOT ever going to stop pumping?

>>54588681
when he cums

don't look now BOILtrannies...
https://twitter.com/NatGasCollector/status/1646845762934829058

>In this week's #EIA weekly report, there is a fall in #natgas demand, primarily due to cut back in temperature-related consumption. The implied injection for next week's storage report is 70.7 Bcf, this will be 30 Bcf more bearish than the 5-year average.


>>54588681
>Is Bitcoin going to stop pumping?
RIOT, MARA, CLSK, CIFR, MONI

>natgas

>pre-market is fucking stupid

pre market AI meme update:
>GFAI +227%
>BFRG +19%
>GSIT +7%
>IDAI +43%
>LUCY +7%

rope-a-dope pre-market

Goooooooooooood morning boil baggies, rise and shine for wagecucking because you have to make up the money you spent on farts

>>54588733
>boil baggies
more like gasbaggies

>>54588671
post trades

So all the bank beat, despite begging for help from gov? what is this bullshit?

>JPmorgan chase up 6%
fucking fade me

THA
BIG BANKS
ARE THA
PORTS
IN THA STORM
THA
MARKETS
WILL NOT
CLOSE
ON A DEEP RED
HORRIFIC
WEEKEND
CLIFF HANGER
DO NOT FEAR
TO
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

>>54588703
But it pumps so much more than Bitcoin it’s up 300% already Bitcoin isn’t even up 100%

>>54588744
MCFNF

>>54588748
JPM makes sense. They gobbled up the small banks deposits once again

BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

Oh no no no no bros my 411 SPY puts...

>>54588721
>You gatta get into knightscope
>Just signed a nypd contract

>>54588748
You can't have enough money. The bank always wins.

>>54588408
there is only one stream of consciousness in this world that you must satisfy

>+$103.52 in pre-trade
wut the fuck

>>54588755
bitcoin miners have a price action that is like leveraged BTC+Nasdaq. when both have good positive correlation it's rocket fuel.

If you were playing MARA when it was in the pennies during the 2020-2021 BTC pump you'd know.

>>54586753
its insane that people try to claim inflation is fine with the raising core inflation and the fucking yield curve

>>54588374
>since eurosheep are complete morons
I fucking hate this dogshit world and all the retarded normalcattle so much. People should be demanding food prices go back to pre-pandemic levels or else every member of the elite goes to the guillotines, suddenly they would find a way to fix inflation in a day.

>>54588779
you'll need more bots to shill that to get a good pamp

https://twitter.com/search?q=%24KSCP&src=typed_query&f=live

did something happen? the market should not be this optimistic. Someone tell me what Nancy Pelosi bought.

Goddamn kikes.

>>54588752
the h word is disgusting reddit mindcontrol
either buy, or sell, or buy and sell in quick succession
but do not do the other thing

>>54588803
at lest they0re burning shit in France. But I agree, we should just pull out the guillotine for the ECB. Those really are vassals of the big money.

>>54588807
Yeah, i saw some weird shit yesterday that didnt appear on the chart. Right before the signage of the NYPD contract. Lot of dark pools off exchange buys. Shot it to $1.10. you can't see it on Robinhood or anything like that. I saw it at 3AM yesterday. There are people who are hiding who have alot of shares at the moment.

Holy fuck Bobos are getting heemed

>>54588772
Buy what?

>>54588834
alright let's see if there's some action on it at the open

>>54588815
>what is Jamie Dimon

>>54588849
You were supposed to buy JPM

>>54588775
Thank you for your service. I mean it.

NYPD plan to have the large knightscope K5 AI robot part of the Subway system security. So everyone getting on and off at the subway in Newyork is going to be interacting with the robot.

>>54588833
>we should just pull out the guillotine for the ECB
And politicians
And non-central bankers
And lobbyists
And the media
And executives of major corporations
And old money families
And members of foundations and think tanks

5,4,3,2,1 BLAST OFF!! (or DOWN)

>>54588803
These days are over. Police and "safety" destroyed everything. As long as we feel safe and everything seems in order we won't revolt. We have been domesticated

>>54588833
Just yesterday, or what is the day before, that Kazimir was fined 100k for bribery. A fuckin member of the ECB.

>>54588849
WHAT A STUPID QUESTION, evErYHTING

>>54588803
prices are up but not that much. no one in a first world country is starving yet

>IDAI giga dumped
This is why you don't play with AI stocks. For every 10x there's 5 rug pulls. Don't gamble.

>>54588871
>New York
it'll be stripped to pieces for its metals by niggers within a week

>>54588875
>And the media
SPARE
ALL
OF THA
BLOOMBERG BITCHES

Friendly reminder to buy more gold miners once they dip

>>54588897
Nah that isn't going to happen. Yknow why? They'll be like "yeah snitchbot, just recorded this corrupt policeman who turned off his bodycam, we got you know corrupt policeman"

>>54588917
they're not that smart

So who bought the TUP meme? Surely one of you did

well bros, I have my options set I'm gonna go to bed now, premarket is retarded so gl;hf

>>54587823
>>54587936
chinks love buying EU-made goods.
What you think Macron was doing there with Xi? kekeke


FYI to burgers that want to play the Luxury goods trade:
Louis Vuitton, Hermes, L'Oreal, Kering symbols on OTC
LVMUY, HESAY, LRLCY, PPRUY

>>54588845
>Holy fuck Bobos are getting heemed

>>54588937
420 EOD on the bank pump

IDAI Bros .. we are fading

>>54588928
Theyre smart enough to pull out phones when they see corruption and they'll be happy to see snitchbot snitching out these corrupt cops who just keep dropping their bodycams and luckily snitchbot caught the whole event.

>>54588930
not enough to fight back against their hyper feminism

>>54588959
>Theyre smart enough to pull out phones when they see corruption
no they're just in a perpetual state of reactionary thinking and never put them down

>>54588803
>expecting other people to solve his problems
You are the cattle.

Why is he still bullish on NVDA?

Fuckin trsh retail sales, will this market finally crash?
>forward looking

>>54588977
so that LJIM beats SJIM

OHHHHHH MUMUUUUUUUUUU

>>54588973
You do realize that the new york mayor who signed the contract is a black man. Right?

> nasdaq


Huh mumusisters ? YOU TOLD ME WE WERE BACK SO WHY ARE WE DUMPING?!?

>>54589022

WOOPSY DAISY!

RETAIL
SALES
FUCKED

>>54589041
Export, import prices decreasing, PUMP IT INFLATION BEATEN

>>54589022
>>54589008
Are you retarded? Nasdaq just pumped 2% and you're crying wolf at a small drop?

>>54589041
>>54589051
Unironically bullish. We'll pump again today

>>54589051
the market is fucked, it doesn't react/care.

Bobo you have betrayed me again. You said it would crash because of bank earnings. Fuck you bobo.

i have a good feeling about today

>>54589054
RETAIL SALES FUCKED, WHO CARES ABOUT RETAIL, PUMP IT

>>54588991
thats actually bullish

>>54589057
Second from left. The Slav in the bottom right is just a red herring.

>>54588945
Oh ok so Bobos are getting heemed in your imagination

bear day incoming baggies.

How the fuck are JP, Morgan and Chase making so much fuckign money?

>>54589057
>bobo turns out to be Jamie Dimon wearing a mask

thanks for playing...

>>54589073
deep fake this roach for goyslop girl or gookfu and make /smg/ go wild

>>54588991
Retail is unneeded. The government and FED is all the market needs.

>>54588991
yeah, looking forward to the recovery lmao
so why dump in the first place, if the retail's gonna recover in the future (2025)

>>54589057
TRICK TRAP
ALL
TROONS

>>54589082
Yeah, nobody buying shit is bullish. Companies make money by rich people buying their stocks.

>>54589103
>JAMIE CHADOLPOLOUS DIMON

SAY HIS NAME!

>>54589103
Interest rate hikes, they said on
BLOOMBERG

>>54589103
higher interest rates mean fatter % margins

Which AI stock are we gambling on today?

>>54589118
in the current macro environment long term outlook is that the fed is doing something right

The market is whatever the current administration wants it to be

You think algorithms can't be programmed to just crab for 30 years? The problem is pyschology doesnt factor in anymore here. Give all the bots acceptable ranges, collude together to collectively keep the market flat with slight growth regardless of the numbers. We've got 20 years of boomers left and we're going nowhere fast buckaroo.

>>54588566
Bobo will forever suffer

I miss the rapid pumps of 2020 bros..

>>54588408
Get yourself lots of sun regularly to the point of minor sunburns.

This will slowly ablate the scar tissue. Additionally, your body will become incredibly healthy and you will become stronger and thinner and have higher T and a better immune system and circulation and hair and a bigger dick.

This is all backed up by science. Get out in the sun.

>>54588775
>Betting against the United States economy
When will they learn?

>>54589155
I'm back to the original three: SOUN, BBAI, GFAI

>futures

>>54588566
Imagine how bad the earnings for regionals will be

>>54589095
We're closing green. Check em

What caused this spike in yields?

>>54589200
>I shorted the markets and I'm desperate enough to buy a headline to make sure I don't get heemed

>>54589177
you will find those in AI stocks now if you like gambling

>>54589208
>FED'S WALLER: LONGER THAN EXPECTED BY THE MARKETS, MONETARY POLICY WILL NEED TO REMAIN STRICT FOR A "SUBSTANTIAL" AMOUNT OF TIME.

>>54589200
That's very specific, why not 26%?

>>54589196
No. Blood red.
Verification not required.

So Cramer was right... JPM is A MOTHER FUCKING FOTRESS SON!

The big one is here.

If enough institutional traders start shorting the market then they it's a self fulfilling prophecy, right?

>>54589226

>>54589200
>Theron Mohamed
ChatGPT come up with this name?

>>54589233
>so powerful not even the Cramer curse can affect it

WHY ARE WE DUMPING

>>54589233
Can't wait for the Biden seethe at their profits and bullshit FDIC fines or whatever for being a GSIB.

>>54589269
ON NO NEWS

EVERYTHING
SHALL
SOON/ISH
BE
FUCKED
>FUCKED
FUCKED

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/bank-of-america-shares-12-charts-that-show-that-the-economy-is-about-to-enter-a-full-blown-recession/ar-AA19GJjQ

>>54589269
Everyone's putting their money in banks. Even equity investors.

>>54589285
Why would Biden Seethe? His admin set it all up!

WE
TOOOOLE
YOU
PEEPOLE
NOT TA GET
INVOOLVED
IN
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

>>54589286
>ON NO NEWS
News news is News but now News News is News and News News that's news is NEWS!!

>eToro
Why

>bad news is bullish
>good news is bearish
I hate this clown market

>>54589326
jews

>>54589287
bullish for recession stocks, which is most of the market

>>54589306
Do you think he remembers Jamie Dimon's bribe? Come on, man!

>>54589335
>retail tanks 2x the expected
>good news
it would seem that (You) are the clown there, son

>Correction is DUMMMMMMMMMMMMPING
I hate nu-smg, market must go up everyday or its a BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR market

>>54589301
Makes sense. Stocks have to rise 5% just to beat t-bills

>>54589352
nah, earnings are about to rekd

why are people still buying credit suisse stock? every day i look its green

>>54589357
Nobody buys anything in March

>>54589371
it's indexed to UBS share to 23:1

Currently countertrading my DAX shorts with Deutsche Bank long. MY DB long went into negatve, DAX is also falling a little. I'm questioning my luck. Of all the constitutuents is DB falling and draggin DAX down? Not Mercedes or BMW, the RETAIL companies? wtf man

>>54589357
>>54589335
>>54589286


You stupid faggots better stop trying to invoke Mr. Snibs.

>/smg/ dead
>burry dead
>VIX dead

bobros... its over...

>>54589233
>>54589247
The Gov doesn't bail out JPM. JP Morgan bails out the US government.

>Drexel Morgan underwrote the pay of the entire U.S. Army in 1877 and bailed out the U.S. government during the Panic of 1895. The foundation of Drexel Morgan and their partnership with Anthony Drexel also established Morgan family offices in London (J.S. Morgan), Philadelphia, New York City (Dabney Morgan), and Paris (Drexel Harjes), which would subsequently become J.P. Morgan & Co.
>Starting in early January 1859, Morgan spent several months in the South to visit the firm's correspondents in Georgia, Alabama, and Louisiana and to improve his knowledge of the cotton trade. He briefly visited Cuba, where he developed a lifelong taste for Cuban cigars.
>At the depths of the Panic of 1893, the U.S. Treasury nearly depeleted its gold reserves. Morgan put forward a plan for the federal government to buy gold from his and European banks, but it was declined in favor of a plan to sell government bonds directly to the general public. Morgan demanded a meeting with President Grover Cleveland, where he claimed the United States government could default that day if action was not taken. Morgan came up with a plan to use an old civil war statute that allowed Morgan and the Rothschilds to sell 3.5 million ounces of gold directly to the U.S. Treasury in exchange for a 30-year bond issue.
>The Panic of 1907 was a financial crisis that almost crippled the American economy. Major New York banks were on the verge of bankruptcy and there was no mechanism to rescue them, until Morgan stepped in to help resolve the crisis. To ease the crisis, Secretary of the Treasury George B. Cortelyou earmarked $35 million of federal money to deposit in New York banks. Morgan then met with the nation's leading financiers in his New York mansion, where he forced them to devise a plan to meet the crisis.

>>54589396
too late...

sometimes the market is weird. a good dividend payer can be half the price of something that pays the same or less

>>54589401
it's just beginning

I hate money.

I'm just glad the rip roaring consumer with plentiful savings can boost both the big banks and their smaller regional pals. Everybody wins :)

>>54589391
I'M GETTING DOUBLE HEEMED; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>coffee poured
>vape charged
>DAS loaded
yep it's day trading time

>>54589401

>>54589426
>boost both the big banks and their smaller regional pals.
All with just a little help from your pals at the federal reserve. Thanks Papa Jerome Thanks Mama Janet

>>54589429

I really wonder if this market inactivity is the beginning of a shit in sentiment

shorted oil, shorted S AND P SEE YOU FAGGOTS ON THE MOON

I'm a little annoyed at you guys for not shilling these AI memes harder a couple of weeks ago before they'd all mooned. If I buy in now I'm afraid I'll end up like one of those GME baggies who bought at $400 or something.

>>54589429
>vape charged
A pussy stick? Oh I'm sorry can you blow your mist, I mean fruity steam somewhere else

>>54586702
True.
However, interest rates are going to stay much higher, for much longer.
But I guess the market will simply choose to not care.
There's so much cheap debt(currency) in the system already that multiple, yet to come recessions have already been paved over.

Btw., give into your gay side and get a tripcode already.
>>54586753
Everything beyond 4 month duration is comical.

>>54589453
>they are waking up

>>54589458
>2023
>not having sweat flavored vape sticks
yngmi

>>54589457
there's like a ton of ai companies that haven't moved a cent as a result of this ai hype anon

>>54589457
Bro I was shilling NVDA and AI in July

>>54588789
Did she died?

>>54589391
>>54589427
Keep fighting the good fight, DAXanon. I love your trading saga.

>>54586506
Man, that is a harsh image.

>>54589391
Your brownhole is getting a DOPPELWUMMS!, IM NEUEN DEUTSCHLAND-TEMPO!

>>54589457
Hey i just shilled one that is down right now. But ok buddy. Ignore that one.

>>54589461
Plead the fifth, sip wine stiffly
Patiently come up and be spiffy in a jiffy
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty
Swift with the nine through a fifty nine fifty
Well edumacated, he heard it when he meditated
In deep theta, let her hate, the creep played her
Dedicated cheap skata who keeps data
Say he stay self medicated to sleep later
Side effects is similar to sugar pill
Whoever go next on the mic he put a booger, ew
And made his exit on some calm shit
Begged him on the regular for kegs of more vomitspit

we're gonna pump aren't we

>>54589488
I'M GETTIG DOPPEL-WUMMST. SCHOLZ DU BASTARD, RETTE DIE DEUTSCHE BANK

Whats the word on the street? We going up...or down?

>>54589492
Thanks pal, added it to my watchlist

>>54589515
Neither were staying right here until i get off

>>54589515
>>54589504
sideways

>>54589515
PEOPLE
EATING
PEOPLE

>>54589515
Up, down, or sideways is my guess.

>>54589515
we're not insider of the street here. only outsiders. which makes sens since the street is outside

>>54589419
Who is this? We looks like a real winner.

new
>>>54586433
>>>54586433
>>>54586433

>>54589515
to the left, and slightly down.

>>54589547

>>54589547
early bakers get the rope

>>54589457
be honest you'd have ignored them anyway. I stopped bothering to shill anything here. /smg/ is full of permabobos and baggot/rocker posts now

>>54589547
This isn't a new OP! Just a transfer from another, regional thread.

when new smg

wells fargo beat earnings

where's the bang poster?

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>54589567
Well it depends on how you shill them. Did you make any funny memes?

OH SHIT OH FUCK

>>54589603
>>54589605
Kino.

what the fuck was that?

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKS

BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

>>54589605
Based

>>54589624
BUYBYUB YU BYUB YUBYUBYU

SQQQ bros

nothing is happening. that's the most quiet opening since a long time

NOTHING RUNS
LIKE
A
DE
GET FUCKED BAGGIE PUTS!

>>54589641
it's friday, typical pointless day where weekly traders just close out their positions

Lean hog and OJ bros, don't check your portfolio...

asts bros

>>54589640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFEewD4EVwU

BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

Wtf is pumping EUrope, you fuckin shitburgers pumping your money into EU.

new

>>54589655

>>54589659
Classic