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>> No.54577921
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IRRATIONAL
EXUBERANCE

>> No.54577927
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I love green

>> No.54577930

First for Baggie is a trans trader

>> No.54577931
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Feeling euphoric right now

>> No.54577933
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>> No.54577937

SPY ATH 2026

>> No.54577946

who wants to go long on aeropresses with me

>> No.54577951

>>54577946
they're public?

>> No.54577954

I'm down roughly 25% on SQQQ. Is it time to realize a loss? This market is ripping upwards

>> No.54577955
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54577955

Did you slurp?

>> No.54577961
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54577961

>Why did you get a fetish for animated 2d girls and anthro/zoophelia?

long term Investing in the stock market...

>W-what?

>> No.54577963

I TURN TO YOU, OH MY POOR OLD JERUSALEM

>> No.54577969
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54577969

The bobo beatings will continue until morale improves

>> No.54577976

>>54577951
nah that niggers is sitting on a golden patent and needs to make a gigapress. Travel one is cute and compact but the paper filter holder needs to hold more papers.

>> No.54577987
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PPI moving sharply lower = manufacturing is crashing, new orders cratering, backlog has been completed
this is bearish. seeing -0.5% MoM, yes, it is sign of inflation cooling - but it is cooling for the wrong reasons, for recession reasons, for drastically decreasing economic activity reasons
the honeymoon period of cooling inflation will wear off, when the recession reality sinks in
if you don't have new orders, don't have a backlog of orders, prices go down - economic activity goes down.
the market thinks "soft landing" when -0.5% MoM shouts "hard landing"
what happens when the backlog has been completed, and there aren't new orders?
they lay off workers. you no longer need them.

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>>54577955
I don't care about meme patterns, the only "TA" I do is looking at a 1year performance and zero reading on the fundamentals

>> No.54577989

>>54577976
I mean what are we going long on if they're not public

>> No.54577995

>>54577988
>zero reading on the fundamentals
you don't even glance the p/e ratio?

>> No.54578005
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Is the markets rallying on low volume because BANK earnings will be good. Or is it to fool retail and rug pull them> If you choose right you win.

>> No.54578012
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IN THIS WHITE WAVE
I AM SINKING IN THIS SILENCE
IN THIS WHITE WAVE
IN THIS SILENCE I BELIEVE

https://youtu.be/vZg7uYMJ7E4

>> No.54578028
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>> No.54578030

This can't be happening.

>> No.54578041
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54578041

Have you thanked JPow for defeating inflation yet?

>> No.54578045

>>54577989
SPAC attack

>> No.54578048
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>>54577995
Not when we're in a clown market

>> No.54578049
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54578049

>CXAI +255%

Stay mad wagies!

>> No.54578062

>CXAI
goddamn I only slurped it for 10% from 4.35 to 4.75 now it's at 5.70

>> No.54578063

>>54577987
Yes, but for now we have worker paychecks pumped into the market. And the second they are laid off, Powell bitches out and restarts QE, pumping Fedbux into the market.

>> No.54578069
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54578069

imagine having a real market for once but no (((they))) are just buying le dip
ATH in 2 weeks, unironically

>> No.54578070

>>54578028
Sell?

>> No.54578081

Hope we can start seeing more SPAC mergers soon

>> No.54578084

It's happening
SPY to 460

>> No.54578085

>>54578062
Once the CXAI gets rugged, the gamblers will come back to GFAI IDAI

Keep rotating these low float trash

>> No.54578086

>>54578005
>Is the markets rallying on low volume
probably from all the short pressure on the market.

>> No.54578092
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>>54578069
>2 more weeks

>> No.54578102
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>>54578030
Are you watching? Are you learning?

>> No.54578103
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let the priced out coping begin

>> No.54578109

>>54578084
It's possible now for sure, well done Mumus

>> No.54578116

>>54578069
final poomp before
THE GREAT HEEM
begins

>> No.54578117
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>>54578041
>"Hello patch me through to Mr Jerome"
>"Well I want to thank him"
>"Because of the extra inflation"
>"Yes my car tires were too full of air"
>"Sorry I am not in the reserves"
>"No I will not hold"
>"Thank you I will wait"

>> No.54578122

>>54578102
Is Hunter S. Meltup still making the rounds on fintwit?

>> No.54578130

>>54577976
I had one for a while. The rubber plunger part eventually decayed and got gummy. I'd not invest unless they replace it with silicone and use a metal foil filter.

>> No.54578133

schizo market off its meds again

>> No.54578141

>>54578133
it feeds off of fear and hopium

>> No.54578143
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54578143

Someone shill me the next AI stock that's going to retard pump. Preferably on Monday after I get paid.

>> No.54578158

>>54578143
IDAI

>> No.54578159

Bros... Don't keep pumping this.... I didn't even buy back in yet...

>> No.54578162

>>54578092
>looks at hands
Those are men

>> No.54578165
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>>54578143

>> No.54578168

>CXAI up 278%
>CEO is a Paki
And of course, I can only buy shares and not short it on trading 212. Why are they like this?

>> No.54578181
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>>54578159
Slurp and you will be rewarded with gains

>> No.54578184

>>54578143
hard to say, there's a ton of ai companies out there that have been utilising the tech for years but if it isn't a meme chatbot then the jews aren't interested

>> No.54578191
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54578191

Trader bros, how did it go today?

Today was good to me, 20 points on the ES futures with two contracts.

>> No.54578193

>>54578162
>men
worse...stallions

>> No.54578195

>>54578143
SOUN

>> No.54578206

>>54578184
Even a fucking eyeglasses company pumped the other day on the announcement they were using a chatbot to help people pick frames or something. It's ridiculous.

>> No.54578210

>>54578159
>didn't even buy back in yet...
SQQQ

>> No.54578220

>>54578195
>>54578165
>>54578158
Thanks bros, added em to the watchlist

>> No.54578221

i wish i had the stamina of this market

>> No.54578222

>>54578191
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA she’s cute

>> No.54578226

>>54578206
you'll find a lot of tech companies that use ai in the video side of things are just completely ignored, it shows nobody actually gives a shit about the tech, the chatbot side of things is just a fad, a pump and dump trend

>> No.54578229

>>54578206
>>54578184
yup. Put AI in the ticker symbol or release a dumb PR like LUCY and get a free pamp. kek

>> No.54578235
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>>54578191
I don't want to talk about it

>> No.54578237

>>54577954
thats just want they want you to do. you shorted too early but dont sell the bottom of SQQQ. at least wait for some kind of pullback.

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>>54578103
I bought every single dip. Since Rape hikes began.

>> No.54578242

>set order to buy natgas at 2.000
>it narrowly gets executed
>up 1% already
based

>> No.54578263

>>54578168
it's low float like all the johnny come lately AI trash. easy to pump and impossible to short. Just play musical chairs desu.

>> No.54578266
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lol the posts in this thread.

>> No.54578272
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>>54578242
I slurped. It triple bottomed, retarded to think it won't bounce

>> No.54578276

I'm gonna spend the next 2-3 years of my life fucking hard and I'm going to retire before 30
I have a plan and I know it will work out, aiming to be a top 5 percenter which I think is very doable
after that I'll travel asia with my passive income and not give a fuck about my past life

>> No.54578284

>>54578049
>1 mention of this stock in archive prior to today and it wasn't a shill post
why do you lie on the internet?

>> No.54578291

>>54578276
>retire before 30
what's your strategy

>> No.54578307

>>54578291
100x my portfolio

>> No.54578310

I'm having a really good week this week. I think my stocks are rallying because of better than expected optimism going into the new earnings cycle. I'm just going to ride out the volatility even though I should probably be selling some

>> No.54578311

>>54578284
>Go on any charting program and you see the quote. Price minus yesterdays close / yesterdays close = percent change = 250%+

are you brain damaged wagie?

>> No.54578320
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SEX FUCK PUSSY FUCK FUCK SEX SEXX SESXXXXXXXX FUCKY FUCKY PUSSY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.54578328

>>54578226
Yeah for instance, hasn't Adobe been using AI behind the scenes for years with Photoshop? But as soon as you have a heckin' chatbot PUMP IT.

>> No.54578329

>>54578291
It starts with being a millionaire in your twenties

>> No.54578331

>>54578291
leech off parents, work in tech (in europe)
but the most important part:
know business well and find excellent yields
find the charity fund with rockstar ceo turned philantropist with his son and you're set

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>>54578310
>even though I should probably be selling some
I sold early for a gain, dont beat yourself up if you do. Always the right choice in the clown market.

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>>54578320

>> No.54578346

>>54578311
I'm saying you didn't own any stock, obviously. It was a 5 million market cap nanoshitter.

>> No.54578350

ITS THE FINAL COUNT DOWNNNNNNNN DANDADNANDNDANDNADNADN

>> No.54578351
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It's alot of bobo cope but overall sentiment seems to be adventurous

>> No.54578352
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>>54578320
Having a good day too anon.

>> No.54578357

>>54578328
there's even a ton of camera companies using ai for broadcasting and streaming, some of the biggest companies in the world have been using them for over a year already but the companies are at their lowest ever prices

>> No.54578359

>>54578352
saved/10

>> No.54578361

>>54578276
I worked hard for 5 years to save up $100k.
Meanwhile any random that decided to buy a house before 2020 is sitting on $200k of gains for doing absolutely nothing.

It's a rigged game.

>> No.54578360

THE JEWS
ARE TRYING
TO CONVINCE
INVESTORS
TO MOVE
TO EU
ASSETS
AT DISCOUNT
TO RUG
THEM THERE
THE (((DISCOUNT)))
IS BASED ON
BAD THINGS
FROM UKRAINE
THEY SAY
NEVER WOUND
UP
HAPPENIIIIING
BUT JUST
YOU
WAAAAAAAAAAAIT
Verification not required.

>> No.54578363
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im so fucking bullish omfg

Im just full of love and passion, let me love you bobo

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>>54578320

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>>54578350
Final countdown...


demark me nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

>> No.54578377
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Momobubus don't get to coom, they feel like it's about to happen, but neither has coomed in a year and a half, only a cycle of edging and despair. Only the crab gets to have his way.

>> No.54578379

>>54578346
who said I owned it. Seems like you ASS-umed buddy. Go bother the anon that did trade it here: >>54575697


I played MARA, CLSK, RIOT from yesterday and sold them to play a scalp on GFAI today.
>>54577079

>> No.54578385

damn nigga volume is so low nigga. so low nigga. dammmmmm

>> No.54578394
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>>54578367
Are these good? I bought a fox pussy from BD years ago and that was the best financial investment I ever made

>> No.54578397
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54578397

Exit pump

>> No.54578396

>>54578361
what age were you 100K?
25 here

>> No.54578401
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>>54578385
Curious

>> No.54578403

>>54578394
you can sync them to porn

>> No.54578404

USD/JPY bros... we're back!

>> No.54578406
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>>54578329
i wasn't a millionaire until i was 36

>> No.54578412
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>>54578397
I hope they are slurping

>> No.54578414
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54578414

The volume... The volume...

>> No.54578416

If this market dips at all, buy it with as much leverage as humanly possible and enjoy making a fortune. This is the easiest money I've seen in months.

>> No.54578417

>>54578379
>bragging about a rise in a stock you don't own
>+10%
ok cowboy do your thing then

>> No.54578424

How many more percent up will we need to go before people realize the bear market is over? 10? 20? 50?

>> No.54578430

>>54578417
I wasn't bragging. I was updating the AI stock du juor

again you ASS-umed. stay mad I guess?

>> No.54578431

>>54578403
How much can I slurp one for?

>> No.54578435

boilsisters
it just keeps happening

>> No.54578460

>>54578431
$180 with promo code

>> No.54578462

>>54578406
I am not going to be a millionaire when I am 36. Honestly I was planning on quitting with half a million. How much do you guys need?

>> No.54578464

UNG or BOIL

>> No.54578465

>>54578424
Stocks can rise during a recession

>> No.54578471
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>>54578435
>One more day of that rollover BOILtranny

kek

>> No.54578479
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LESSSSSGOOOOOOO

>> No.54578483
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Looks like the Bear Trap was successful.

>> No.54578484

I tried to uproot a tree. I failed. I still havent hit its major roots yet

>> No.54578488

>>54578484
F

>> No.54578487

>>54578462
i wanted $2m. 4% rule is likely dead, 2.7% rule is the new hotness

>> No.54578489
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>>54578464
KOLD

>> No.54578495

>>54578464
BOIL. Slurp the bottom. $100+ eoy

>> No.54578508

>>54578484
Better than the dumb ass who pulled the stump with his truck and the stump came flying through his rear windshield.

>> No.54578511

>>54578396
Mid-twenties. I have much more now.
The point is that if you want real money you have to either get lucky or do something that truly scales your wealth. You can't just grind overtime renting your life away at a low price.

>> No.54578527

>>54578460
That's a good price. BD has good cheap deals though. You can slurp an Easter colored premade pussy for $50

>> No.54578533

>>54578237
Ok, I might just add a bit more to the position and dump as it climbs

>> No.54578542
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>CXAI +310%

Almost time to pick the next AI meme lads for tomorrow.

>> No.54578549

i wanna invest in microwave ovens and custom kitchen deliveries, any songs for this feel?

>> No.54578553

>>54578542
Shill a smallcap AI ticker that hasn't pumped yet

>> No.54578555

>>54578542
>>54578553
VISL but short it to death and make free money forever

>> No.54578556
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>>54578549
that little faggot

>> No.54578561
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>>54578549
Sultans of swing

>> No.54578563
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54578563

Are you guys really, literally, buying into this?

>> No.54578566
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Power hour. Let's see if institutions are bullish on banks tomorrow.

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>>54578556
Is he a millionaire? Wears an earring, makeup?

>> No.54578573

>>54578553
>>54578555
I'm being reminded of the "shill me a 10x microcap" crypto threads during the height of retardation. Watch out bros.

>> No.54578582

>>54578573
that's why i said short it, i know it's a pile of shit and it's free money knowing it's going to split next month

>> No.54578585

>>54578563
There is literally an infinite trillion-dollar-amount on the sidelines.

>> No.54578586

>>54578553
fintwit has been eyeing IDAI & BFRG as the next ones in line

>>54578573
no sh!t. that's why you just scalp intraday. I personally just use the volatility to get a quick 10-20% here and there

>> No.54578590

>>54578561
Patrician https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqfHLsT1b0o

>> No.54578591

>>54578573
This shit's rigged but not nearly as rigged as crypto

>> No.54578600

>>54578567
he's a little faggot

>> No.54578611
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power hour bobo's check in

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>>54578585
>literally an infinite trillion-dollar-amount

>> No.54578620

>>54578586
>up 100% on the week
That haven't pumped yet

>> No.54578624
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54578624

This place is my home. My real home on the Internet. The West has fallen, but I still have you.

>> No.54578626

power hour bobo here:
>Thank you Sir! may I have another?

>> No.54578638

>>54578591
the only difference is that one scam is approved by the SEC/CFTC the other isn't

>>54578620
you're missing the point. You jump in during the day on an uptrend and get out before the close or the rugging. CXAI opened +78% and now is +300% you trade the trend and volume (look up VWAP)

>> No.54578658

>>54578638
What do you have a stack in then?

>> No.54578675
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54578675

FUCK YOU MUMUS YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT

>> No.54578683

>>54578555
>VISL but short it to death
>"Vislink Technologies, Inc. is an American technology company that specializes in the collection, delivery, management and distribution of high quality live video and data"

hmmmm

>> No.54578691

>>54578658
I don't stack anything I just day trade whatever hits the scanner. Then you use VWAP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeXxsPvvteI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDM3nfDCwTc

>> No.54578694

I don't understand. Financially speaking if the leaks were fake, why did they just SWAT some kid in Mass?

>> No.54578702
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bobos in shambles

>> No.54578703

>>54578694
he probably said 'based' 'redpilled' and 'chad' online.

>> No.54578705

Fidelity made their phone app better, it has cute little company logos now for each ticker. Definitely a strong contender against Robinhood now, if you don’t miss the lightweight feel

>> No.54578714

>>54578683
look at the chart, they don't announce any news and they're silent aside from PRs on trade shows every few months

with the split coming next month it's a sure bet to drop another 25%

one of the worst companies i have ever seen in this market; but if they had brains they'd mention their AI camera which might pump it, but based on their history of silence it's just an endless short opportunity

>> No.54578722

>>54578703
So they went full Karen on him? Figures. at least it's over.

>> No.54578723
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>>54578675
Consolidate bobo, slurp before the real pump

>> No.54578731

>>54578694
because he will be a "white supremacist" "Nazi" "trump supporter". gives more credibility to their claims, keeps blowing up their boogie man.

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>>54578703
Better delete that post anon

>> No.54578744

>>54578694
All massholes must hang.

>> No.54578751

So... tomorrow's earnings are gonna be great eh? Buy BoA bros

>> No.54578776

>>54578694
They need to keep up the facade.

>> No.54578781

>>54578691
Huh. My strategy these last two days has been
>look up most volatile stocks at market open
>see big gainers
>why are they gaining
>try to avoid penny stocks/stocks up with no news
>day trade it for 5-10% gains
I'll watch these videos and hopefully it will help me pick better stocks. It sucks to miss out on those giant 50-100% gains but I don't want to get greedy and get rug pulled.

>> No.54578785
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when will the printer run out of ink?

>> No.54578786
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54578786

Holy shit, crypto was the leader this month but stocks weren't far behind.
Imagine 10% month over month, shame it'll probably be like last time I got excited over beating min wage and proceeded to take my first big loss.

>> No.54578791

>>54578465
Yes, if you look at history stocks usually go up in recessions. Doesn’t matter though cause we will not have a recession ever again. Modern monetary theory has solved the business cycle.


They will keep borrowing spending and printing to cover it; the numbers will get bigger and everything will get more expensive including stocks. Buying a 3br 2ba 1600sqft house right now for 550k @7% may seem like a shitty deal now but in five years when it’s worth 1.2mil and rates are 15% you’d wish you’d have locked it in.

Same goes with stocks. Sure the P/E of SPY is still historically high but things are different now, P/E is irrelevant cause in five years SPY will be triple the price it is now.

Listen, I’m old. I remember when gas was under a dollar per gallon, McDonald’s had a dollar menu, you could fill up your tank with a 20 and have to go back in to get change, you could fill a grocery cart till shit was falling out of it and not even break 100$.

That wasn’t very long ago. Houses that were built brand new then for 100k are going for a million dollars now, SPY was under 50 and the money printing is only just ramping up now.

Buy anything you can, houses, stocks, gold whatever. stocks are clearly the best investment and owning at least a house to live in is a no brainer. You need to buy shit or you will just keep getting further priced out; stuff will never get meaningfully cheaper but it will absolutely get very much more expensive.

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>>54578694
Were the leaks finance related or do I have to go to /pol/ for a qrd?

>> No.54578800
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54578800

Jesus christ.

>> No.54578801

>>54578785
When the general public thinks it has

>> No.54578805

>>54578751
Doesn't even matter at this point. They could be complete shit and the Fed could announce they're going to hike rates by 100 basis points and even if the market dropped 10%, it would only be down to where it was like a month ago.

>> No.54578818

>>54578791
>weimar solves the business cycle problem
at last I truly see

>> No.54578825

>>54578781
you can always take partial profits and raise your stops along the way. That way psychologically you feel like you got paid already to be in and now are just risking profits.

In the end it depends on your style, psychology/temperament and on the chart in front of you. You can use the tape and use TA to judge the probabilities of a trade to decide how much to lean in or out of positions.

>> No.54578838
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54578838

lost a lot of money yesterday... made it all back today plus tip
it ain't all so bad

>> No.54578841

>>54578818
>Germany had Jews on its side, the worlds largest economy, abundant resources, the worlds strongest military and could print the worlds reserve currency

Try again

>> No.54578840

>>54578791
This. Everything is going higher until things collapse to the extent that it won't matter. The market is like a dying boomer spending every last penny they have, maxing out credit cards, etc. They'll be dead by the time anyone comes to collect and at that point, in their eyes, who cares?

>> No.54578842

roolled my MP calls, still betting on 30 before april 21

>> No.54578849

>>54578691
>>54578781
>>54578825

BTW, Brian Shannon is the guy that popularized anchored VWAP. He recently came out with a book. Might be useful for you if you like this strategy to trade:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW-H8WyTeBQ

>> No.54578857

>>54578841
buddy look at DXY computer, they're getting tired of importing our inflation

>> No.54578864
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>>54578800
This is even more concerning the fuck was this movement and what is future price action going to be like?

>> No.54578873

>>54578864
It's going to rug tomorrow

>> No.54578895

eh, fuck it gonna buy another couple hundred commons too

>> No.54578899
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54578899

Dump it!!!!!

>> No.54578913

>>54578899
Sorry, bucko, there's 25 billion MOC buy-side.

>> No.54578917

should i buy puts

>> No.54578927

>>54578899
That's not how this works

>> No.54578930

What would be the pros and cons of exterminating everyone that has ever held AAPL in their portfolio?

>> No.54578931 [DELETED] 

>>54578795
>>/pol/423395183

>> No.54578935

Someone call Bogdanoff.

>> No.54578938

Did PEAR anon rope?

>> No.54578944

>>5457795
>>>/pol/423395183

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>>54578899
well doomp will come soon but dont short too much as this is part of big rally to ath eventually, perhaps end of year market very close to ath

market is not predicting major conflict between china and usa for example. china market starting to looks bullish too

>> No.54578958

well my investment portfolio is having a good day, but I was hoping for some more bear buys

>> No.54578961

>Press D to dance on Bobo's grave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uVyrxLnoHk

>> No.54578967

Wtf new paradigm buy buy buy

>> No.54578971
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Bobos, your time is over
You know the drill

>> No.54578974

Looks like it's IDAIs turn to retard pump

>> No.54578977

>>54578974
it did yesterday

>> No.54578984

>>54578838
Made a lot of money yesterday...
Lost it all today plus tip
Its all bad

>> No.54579002

Does anybody know if the Barchart.com app includes the options chains like the website does?

>> No.54579007

Lads I'm literally just gonna look up any random fucking stock with AI in the ticker at open tomorrow and just fucking roll with it.

>> No.54579015

>>54578974
>>54578977
+30% just in the past 30 min

POWER HOUR BABY

>>54578800
>>54578864
>>54578873
Amazing GAP fill

>> No.54579019

>>54579007
BOTZ

>> No.54579025

>>54578917
why
rates are approaching max, data starting to indicate inflation cool off, war is at stalemate, financial collapse of banks was averted

>> No.54579029

Absolutely organic market. I mean look at how FTSE, CAC, DAX, AEX, DOW pumped at 14:11 (EST) as well as JTOPI (South Africa). THE WORLD IS HEALING

>> No.54579048

>>54578841
>the worlds largest economy
Of fake hole-digger jobs that only exist to torture wagies to make billionaires pennies

>abundant resources
Of shaleslop oil and corn syrup

>the worlds strongest military
Which is not going to do shit about the economy

>could print the worlds reserve currency
Which is quickly making it not the world reserve currency

>Jews on its side
lol
lmao

>> No.54579059

>>54578971
my favourite top signal

>> No.54579064

>check smg
>irrational exubarnace
>log in to port
>days change -3%
one of these days i'm going to stop evaporating money in the stock market i swer

>> No.54579066
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just a normal market day

>> No.54579067

>>54578838
>Losing to inflation
Bruh

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>>54579059
Happy to be of service

>> No.54579074

>>54579015
Here comes the rug

>> No.54579083

Lets go TQQQ!!!!!!

>> No.54579085

I'm out of cash

>> No.54579094
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>>54579074
>see you in GFAI, SOUN, BBAI tomorrow

What's those bank earnings gonna be Jamie?

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54579099

>VISL reverse split in 2020
>headed for another reverse split

>> No.54579102

>Biden moves to expand Obamacare and Medicaid for Dreamers
wow thanks biden

>> No.54579104

>>54579074
there has been a bit of a pattern of end of day rugs lately...

>> No.54579107

>>54579094
wtf I thought that was Bill Hicks.

>> No.54579118

>>54579107
same

>> No.54579126

>>54579107
>>54579118

so Alex Jones is Dimon's Bro/Clone?

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>>54579126
We're through the looking glass, people.

>> No.54579138

>>54579085
you've got 20 minutes to find a dick to suck there's no time to lose

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>>54577907
Why dolllar go down?

>> No.54579153

>>54579066
>INFY
my man

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BOBO bros....not like this

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>>54579104
>IDAI shills show up
>rugs a minute later
Kek

>> No.54579187

Mr. Snibs failed me for the first time in a looong time.

Time for a new strategy.

>> No.54579188

>>54578800
Checked and goddamnit, I knew I should've FOMOed in

>> No.54579192
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>vix under 18

>> No.54579196
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I'M CRABBING SO HARD
AAAAOOOOOAAAAOOOOOAAAOOOOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO

>> No.54579202

I know it's sort of hocus pocus, but the 1h 2h and 4h charts on MP look insane... lol, seems like healthy downwards friday into open skies till march 21

could be an aftermarket breach of the 28.50 wall

>> No.54579205

THIS IS IT, WE ARE BREAKING THROUGH
> nah next week we will dump again

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>>54579196
shut up nigger you don't know crabbing

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>>54579192

>> No.54579237

FUCK FUCK FUCK! IT HURTS MUMU IT HUUURTS!

>> No.54579238

5 min until the usual rugpull begins

>> No.54579251

Can somebody explain to me, when they say that people are putting their money in money market funds (deposit with interest). Doesn't that mean money is being drawn out of the market? And if so, how are stock prices rising then cause it would need buyers (extra money) for stock prices to rise.

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Just bought my first ever put on BUD, what am I in for

>> No.54579272
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Here come the profit takers!

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>>54579251
no

>> No.54579277

>>54578841
>Jews on its side
Jews are literally exterminating America's native population while milking them in the most jewish way ever. When the corpse is fully dehydrated they'll move onto the next unsuspecting nation.

>> No.54579281

>>54579268
Nothing until Q2 earnings

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>>54579268
a clear and superior conscious.

>> No.54579289

loaded puts, see you all next week

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>>54579206
Ah you think crustacean markets are your ally?
You merely learned about crabbing on bloomberg tv
I was born in the crab, molded by it
I didn't see a bull or bear market until i was already a man
AND BY THEN IT WAS NOTHING TO ME BUT VOLATILITY
(nigger)

>> No.54579291

>>54579289
Why

>> No.54579292

>>54579251
they are moving cash from their checking accounts under next to nothing and moving them to investment companies and banks with 4-5% yield. this has little relation to stock prices rising, that is being driven today by a good PPI and an expectation of a good retail report / bank numbers tomorrow

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>>54579234
Thank you I will wait!

>> No.54579307

>>54579268
>>54579268
theta decay

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>>54579290
negro, i know the true consolidation pain

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>>54579295
lmao nice synthesis.

>> No.54579317

>>54579291
the great crab demands down after up

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>>54579313
that's what you get for being ESL retard

>> No.54579348

What do you guys do with cash for long plays? I'm sitting on a bunch of cash and I'm not sure what I should dump it into. It's mostly sitting in a 3.5% savings account

>> No.54579358
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>>54578781
that's not entirely dumb strat there is one verified hyper trader who trades like that. after each market days he scrolls biggest gainers and losers of market board and then goes for bounces either at open or close, if some specific stock looks like it overreacted. this is something big hedge funds cant do for example many times these are smaller stocks so there is small trader massive advantage

>> No.54579364

>>54579346
based retard doesn't know english

>> No.54579363

>>54579348
>locking your capital to lose against inflation
Kek retard

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54579365

Baggot did you hear about this? As a fellow Jew you should be outraged

>> No.54579368
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54579368

>>54579134
indeed anon, indeed.

>> No.54579372

finna boutta buy ZIM

>> No.54579373

>>54579348
>It's mostly sitting in a 3.5% savings account
I'm getting 4% in one of mine...
I too am sitting on a ton of cash, about $100k, but mainly because I expect to be laid off any fucking day now and I don't want to put that at risk

>> No.54579375

can you just give me 30 bps on the iwm eod...

>> No.54579377

VIX under 18
We're getting close boys

>> No.54579378

>>54579348
>3.5% savings account
At least move it into a margin account and buy a MM fund and then start swinging and scalping and goombling with 100x margin

>> No.54579380

>>54579348
sell cash secured puts, fail and wind up with bags.

>> No.54579384

>>54579363
Right, but I'm asking what I SHOULD be doing

>> No.54579389

>>54579375
>IWM
cursed index full of cursed small caps

>> No.54579393

>>54579348
after tax you're not getting even 3.5%
it's worthless

>> No.54579394

>>54577987
My bear cock gets even more hard when you consider that sticky inflation is going up, so rates will have to stay high for longer == let's credit creation, and people will see a recession (forecasted) and put into bonds instead of stocks.

>> No.54579414

>>54579393
So what should I do?

>> No.54579419
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54579419

Buy Rycey!

>> No.54579426

>>54579384
Slurp long calls on BOIL at the bottom

>> No.54579427
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Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.54579431

>>54579419
You think those RAF boys ever imagined England would be in the shape it's in today?

>> No.54579440

>>54579427
+3.06%

>> No.54579446

>>54579431
absolutely not

>> No.54579450
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Sitting in my basement where it’s freezing but it’s super hot outside

>> No.54579455
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>>54579427
>+1.30%

>> No.54579458

>>54579450
That's the best feeling

>> No.54579459

There was no rug.

>> No.54579464

>>54579427
my portfolio went nowhere, OXY and INTC pretty much just crabbed

>> No.54579469
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>>54579419

>> No.54579483

>>54579427
I made up 60% of what I lost yesterday.

>> No.54579485
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>>54579427
+11%

>> No.54579487

>>54579427
0%

>> No.54579489

>>54579469
I mean, the Luftwaffe kind of shat all over London...

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>>54579459
I was told there would be a rug

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>>54579469
what went so terribly wrong

>> No.54579518

>>54579494
Look at PEAR pharmaceuticals computers

>> No.54579521

>>54579489
now they got pajeets, pakis and wogs that shit all over london

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>>54579427
+1.89%. Cracking open an ice cold Bang's to celebrate my gains

>> No.54579532
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>>54579427
Satisfied enough to take me myself and I to a nice steak dinner at Longhorn Steakhouse.

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>>54579494

>> No.54579543

>>54579521
Pottery. Ming vase pottery.

>> No.54579545

>>54579427
I made no trades today, so the returns are fairly irrelevant.

>> No.54579562

>>54578063
Not 100% sure but the minute that happens Oil and Housing go back up while real wages down == stagflation. And that is the worst of both worlds. People being laid off with prices rising. Probably when you get mass riots and crime

>> No.54579569

I want to buy VOO, but I'm concerned there's a serious rugpull coming

>> No.54579572

>>54579469
>We sure showed Hitler wrong by carpet bombing tens of thousands of civilians

>> No.54579586

>>54579569
VTI chads

>> No.54579596

>>54579083
>not SQQQ
oh dear

>> No.54579603
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>>54579365
might as well just rename the country into Israel's Shabbosgoy

>>54579427
Got my profits from YINN, CWEB, MARA, CLSK, RIOT buys yesterday

Ready your bussy for the Jamie Dimon Friday

>> No.54579605

>>54579586
Does VTI even beat inflation?

>> No.54579606

>>54579427
10% for the month, I'm comfy.
Learned to not watch the market too closely.

>> No.54579618

>>54577924
>>54577924
>>54577924
>>54577924

>> No.54579621

>>54579605
Are you high? Yes the market beats inflation

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>>54579532
>FRC baggie learned how to trade

proud of you anon. Now go watch some videos to solidify your game:
>>54578691

>> No.54579638

>MONI moving 20% every day
might just swing this shitstock

>> No.54579653

>>54579569
never buy in then you'll always be safe

>> No.54581214
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54581214

What are some resources I can use to help with forecasting:
- bond price moves
- equities markets at a macro level
- options