/biz/ - Business & Finance

I made $3 today

poor niggas be like: ima buy boil it's low

>>54567119
real niggaz b stackin up oats, ya feel? real talk

FED balance sheet projection from 2012. But this time it's different. Pinky swear!

Anon it's time, you're going to buy puts friday at close right?

I warned you about the natural gas rally.
You didn't listen. You never listen.
You chased the rally, didn't you
>>54534996
>>54534996
>>54534996

Retard

>>54567119
I shorted BOIL at $3.70 and my puts are FLAT

>>54567253
Do you understand how options work?

Testing my pass I think I fucked up and bought a new one instead of renewing

>>54567218
>he doesn't chase every rally
NGMI

>>54567298
>I'm totally not a newfag.

>>54567290
be nice he's on rh and can't open an actual short position, and he doesn't know what kold is.

>>54567216
>OpEx week
>buy puts
Naturally.

>>54567298
>Paying to shitpost

>>54567253
Thanks for playing

>>54567290
Yes, I want the underlying to drop below 3. Volume is there, volatility is not. Bid ask hasn't changed for a 20% drop in underlying

>>54567483
>volatility is not
Thanks for playing

Time for the S&P's Nikkei moment. We won't reach ATH until the mid 2040s.

I would like to continue to erase unrealized SQQQ losses, please. Thanks.

>>54567253
So you think you know better than market makers? The premium is way too high.

>>54567506
nikkei was comprised of entirely dividend stocks you financially illiterate faggot

I just ate a whole sleeve of oreos in about 5 minutes. This is not bullish at all. In fact, its very bearish. Im losing self control and will to live. Well, maybe its bullish for whoever owns Oreos.

>>54567484
>>54567499
Nigger. It's liquid, BOIL is just flat on the week. All price action happens at open then volatility drops to zero. I'm in the green, I just want more gains

>>54567512
Wait stocks pay dividends?

>>54567506
priced out cope

>>54567524
>BOIL is just flat on the week
When do those puts expire?

>futures

Why is bitcoin at 30k? I thought crypto was a ponzi scheme

Financial implications of Jerome admitting this?

>>54567511
The premium was too high when it dumped to $3, IV spiked and 3strikes were $40 each. That's when I sold last time. It's 20 cents away this time and it's flat

Is there a website that has a list of all the FED reports/announcements and when they're going to be released? I keep getting blindsided by this shit and my strikes are getting breached.

>>54567298
On the bright side you can evade 2 bans at once with VPNs now.

>>54567512
>>54567531
You will learn your lesson.

>>54567524
>I just want more gains

aww man i fucked up and didnt follow my plan. did anyone buy soxs today like i shilled yesterday?

>>54567537
Next week, after the roll finishes. I want to sell by Friday off the momentum

>>54567567
Nigga that sounds SOFT as hell

>>54567506
Kek that'd be funny seeing all the perma bulls coping for years on end. Imagine going all in nikkei right at its top before the plummet. Wew

>>54567594
Alright at least you have a plan. The question now becomes will you sell Friday either way it goes or will you martingale

>>54567512
>>54567531
Stop coping you fearful 1 pbtid's. So many things to do and you come here to rage at this. Kek strong projecting.

>>54567561
There's an organized pump going on right now.

>>54567560
Kek Ive seen ads for this game before, no way this is an actual ad for it right? Right!?

Jeeez maybe I should become a mobile game dev instead of making mine for PC and Nintendo?

>>54567619
Sell. I want to sell at $25+ per contract, but I'll take lower gains Friday to avoid theta and the holding over the weekend

>>54567567
>if you only knew how bad things really are

they didnt listen, they didnt buy SOXS

>>54567601
>mild recession
>we will hike then hike more
>economy, banks, and jobs come second
It will be a hard landing

>>54567644
Idk how green you are but I'll just take your green when it's there. Green good. Green is gains. Green is god

>>54567677
>hard
Can you go be mildly hard somewhere else?

>>54567677
>hard landing
It will be a great depression.

>>54567685
Cost average of $10. If BOIL dumps below $3 these will print, I'm greedy

>>54567692
>no recession=mild recession
>mild=hard
>hard=depression
You need to translate Fed language into real terms first

>>54567669
I'm sure more people bought soxs than soxl lately

>>54567701
>Cost average of $10
So you are fine gratz on the W. Kek BOIL baggies

>>54567316
Testing

>>54567726
I'll slurp calls if it dumps to $2.5. Support has to near

>futures
It's over stocks will never and I mean NEVER go back up EVER again.

>In my mind, I'm never gonna go bankrupt in no market. Absolutely never.
>If a hedgie turns around and shorts me at the open, the trade's on.
>If he ladder attacks me, the trade's on.
>If I'm margin called, the trade is on.
>I'm not losing no trade to no scumbag out there in no market. Period. That's it.
>No son of a bitch out there is gonna get me.
>The only way he gets me is cutting my margin off. And I mean that. I'll fight the Fed 'til I got a dime left in me.
>I don't think any of those animals in that exchange can beat me.
>And I've gone that way for 18 months of street trading, street gambling, and that's the way I'm gonna keep on going.

>You don't lose the trade.

dangit china, youre flooding the neodymium market!! i need my mp to go up :(

>>54567802
Bottoms in bobo

>BREAKING: Fed staff projected a mild recession starting later in 2023.

FUCK BULLS STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS

>>54567783
>has to

IM GONNA MISS THE BIG DROP

>>54567825
Is the Fed retarded? Why would they even use the R word.

I am in the process of buying a house and I am hurting for cash bros while I wait for the refinance to finish and go through.

what will happen to BTC in the upcoming days when banks all report lower earnings and have to lower guidence for the upcoming recession?

>>54567891
>buying a house right now
ok bro lol

>>54567891
The bank will slurp your foreclosure

what stock should i buy
to find a girlfriend
no price is too high
i have cash to spend

>>54567868
Cheap way to get the markets to finally listen without having to directly hike it totally in.

>>54567924
MP will
not

>>54567924
DE on the dip

>>54567863
so buy the bottom

>>54567924
LULU

>>54567924
You don't pay for sex, you pay them to leave after.

>>54567917
how can a bank foreclose on me if there is no loan against the house yet?
>>54567900
Buying it for 60% under market value and risking my energy, brain cells, and deferred maintenance (had been vacant for two years) and the house burning down before it gets a new boiler in the mean time. Literally there is a giant hole in the boilers heat exhaust pipe that oil could drip down on and start a fire that they patched up with a temporary job.

at least I am not the only one taking L's, federal government posted a 378 billion dollar loss this month alone. Up 65% from last year.

Give it to me real straight lads on a scale of 1-10 how boned are we?

>>54568054
8 atm

>>54567298
Not only that but you posted your credit card info when you purchased.

>>54568054
>2040

>>54567298
>pass user since 2023

kek, newfag scum, kek

>>54568054
probably a 10. how can we get out of this in any way without war? recession means the whole economy gets fucked, millions starve. gov. wont let that happen so theyll print and give stuff away and then we spiral to economic death.

>>54568103
firsttimememe.jpg

>>54568054
>>54568081
>>54568103
>>>/pol/
go there to doompost

>Macro posting
is their anything more embarrassing?

>>54568140
>unzips pants
come here to suck my dick faggot

>>54567891
>buying a house
Refinance? Is this your second house?

>>54568144
micro posting?

>>54568140
>reality is doomposting

ywnbarw

>>54568144
you say the same about price action micro posting

>>54568177
>brooo we're like soooo fucked brooooooooooo i read on zerohedge our numbers on something went up a lot

>>54568193
you can at least make money from that

>>54568140
it's easier for you to go back to preddit than everyone going to /pol/. do the needful.

>futures

>>54568224
what if the macro headlines sometimes affect the price action?

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfyupe_412I

this economy is going to crash isnt it

>>54568302
>It's over
antisemitic wrong think detected

>>54568254
I know it's rage bait, but pls just eat 3 Burgers like every other lard and don't do qUiRkY shit like that.

>>54567091
Short the S&P 500.

>no recession = "Gay."
>mild = "It's over."
>hard = "Wooden doors, Tone."

>>54568279
That means youre about to get Bogged

>>54568331

>>54568318
the funny thing is modern jews aren't even real Semites, they just brought back a dead language in the 19th century to play pretend. The Arabic speaking Palestinians are though. We should resurrect Latin and call ourselves Roman.

Bros

>>54568373
Bros?

>>54568193
hey that is not your oc, this pepe was created in homage of thick lines bobo

>>54568362
Deus vult!

>>54568362
Are there any surgeries that let you change your race? I want to be Chinese for a year

Buy jd dot com

>>54567091
I'm all in cash and treasuries.
The market is going down. Might miss out on some rallies, but won't get caught bagholding when the shit hits the fan, either

>>54568353
>talking about meme lines on TV
I want to see Kurt Eichenwalds track record before I trust his capabilities to sell ad space on CNBC

is shorting WING free money serious replies only?

>>54568424
No

>>54568353
Craig is high as fuck.

yeah I think I'm gonna sell my shit and wait for awhile now.

>>54568388
Ramadan has brought forth the holy oil season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvt7TmHjcRE

>>54568391
you sure?

>>54568353
>hits crack pipe
>s&p bottom
>shotguns beer
>$460 target

>>54567818
it has only begun bottom won't be until sept at the earliest

>>54568468
I'm most sure

>>54568353
Um bobros?

>>54568481
As long as there is /gme/ there won't be a bottom. As long as bag holders still have hope the pain was not great enough.

i'm in south florida and in my area there's been a tremendous downpour, 10-15 inches of rain. my backyard is literally a fucking lake. what stocks should i invest in?

>>54568477
it's not impossible, wouldn't want bobo to get caught with their shorts down

>>54568520
>As long as bag holders still have hope
If we don't have hope, what else do we have? Besides a losing portfolio...

I only made 260 today. Could have made over 600. Also could have lost about 600, so I will count my blessings.

>>54568522
LOW and HD. Everyone will have to buy new sump pumps.

>$35k SQQQ
>$30k VTI
>$130k cash to slurp when we crash
r8 and h8

>>54568620
Why cash instead of 3/6 mo TBill ladders?

>>54568632
sry by cash I mean 4.75% yield from vanguard MM account

>>54568620
>$130k cash
>Not blowing that all on short dated VIX options
Rookie

>>54567927
>thinking like a Fed Chair
based

>Everyone is trying to spook the market
Nothing happens right?

>>54568353
Intriguing proposal.

>>54568481
Bull confirmed. I started last year good to see CYMI and XRP are not as bottom as they use to be. A new trend has started with BTC above 30K

>jobless claims tomorrow
Kneel,bobo

>>54568692
>Green drank
Green apple?

Bulls are smarter than bears

>>54568716
Bears have learned how to climb trees though
I would say that bears are lazier, as they literally sleep an entire season

>>54568692
>PPI tomorrow
>30Year Bond Auction tomorrow

>>54568424
Idk they sell burger combo now for like 10 bucks, McDicks is 10-15 for a combo now

>>54567859
Natural Gas is here to stay. Not talking tupperware, which has effectively been KLEENEX’ed.

I thought inflation was officially over?

>>54568103
Trump.

>>54568388
Finally, someone fixed the inquisitive chicken.

>>54568780
Yeah, it was me. Someone asked for transparency on it, which I added, but accidentally took out a chunk of the beak. I added that back

I sold half my AAPL calls to buy puts.. this is the bottom isn't it?

>>54568822
>this is the bottom isnt it

>>54568762
oil is here to stay too, but that didn't stop it from hitting the negs

>>54568788
Thank you for your service.

>>54567290
most people here don't understand much about cryptos, I accepted the fact that I will never get it right because the more complicated it is for the average man the better for everyone, now I just resign myself to holding hami while I wait for rewards

>>54568716
>bro, the economy can expand indefinitely, and definitely isn't a house of cards held together by the confidence of a population that doesn't understand the first thing about it, trust me

>>54568534
not impossible, but the last 460 was 0% and helicopter cash. it was basically the best case maximum. I highly doubt we see it in the next 24 months.

>>54568740
>>30Year Bond Auction tomorrow
Whose buying?

Yellen will just turn on NordVPN and pump their own bags

>>54568954
>official vpn of the federal reserve

>>54568054
11

I just want a comfy face melting red day. Where the market opens already in free fall. I rolled this position twice now. I’m 136 dollars in. I refuse to roll a 3rd time. And when I do, the market will crash

How do I convince a woman to like me?

>>54567112
i got divvies today

>>54569018
On what thesis are you relying that tech will tank within the specified time range?

>futures

>>54567685
still mostly double digit red. the bank stock i got at a great discount is doing well

>>54569039
Just be yourself

What do I put my money into tomorrow

>>54568325
he made eating garbage his personality
it's over

>>54569087
NGE

>>54567868
To avoid using the d word which is actually what's next

>>54569094
Nigeria?
They have money?

SCVLeady

>>54569107
Nigeria is allegedly an emerging market from what I've heard.

>>54569128
Did their prince tell you that in an email?

>>54569075

my neighbor gave me a dinner that is noodles with a mysterious white sauce at my doorstep. Should I eat it?

lipton green tea with citrus slaps no cap

>>54569087

>>54569147
not if the noodles are cold and soggy.

>>54569171
Cover it with some wax paper and chuck it in the microwave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGB09ktsy0

>>54569107
They have oil. And is up and coming market for maritime piracy. They also have the same population as the us in a country the size of germany. I hope you enjoyed reading my essay as much as I enjoyed writing it.

>>54569201
Not just maritime piracy. Most emerging markets deal with a high numbers of thefts locally for oil. Also, they generally cannot outcompete more developed countries like U.S and Russia. Russias oil price is nearly as cheap as the saudis but they take way more taxes off it.

>>54569147
Alfredo?

>>54569284
buy LUKOY

>>54569310

Futes

>>54569284
They also have small home refineries where they dig pits, fill em with crude then burn it in the open air. Whatever comes out they put in thier cars as gasoline.

>>54569330
Putin and Dubya made a good pair

>>54568946
Ask the nip boomers if they still want US long bonds. We're busy buying their stocks...

BOILers ready for the final push?

>>54567571
just use a search engine with cpi, fed meeting, or jobs report.
Seems like https://www.bls.gov/schedule/2023/home.htm
might be a good site to check for that.

https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/fomccalendars.htm
For fed meetings, next one in may.

WE
ARE
NOW
entering the leg towards a temporary "bottom" of 3600.
I do not know how quickly/slowly, but within
TWO MONTHS
is my guess.
It will then likely provide
a short
respite
"rally"
rest stop
on
THA WAY
DOWN
MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
THA FED
will no longer tolerate
these mumu delusions.
PREPARE YOUR STRATEGIES
ACCORDINGLY
OR
SUFFER
EVEN
MOOOOOOOOOOORE
the fecalis materia
is about
to
get
AUTHENTICATED
nigreos

>>54569039
There are multiple strategies that are viable but I always shill fitness because most people here probably need that foundation to form a bedrock of confidence. After that it's just practice and once you are used to getting pussy and talking to women then it's easy because you realize they are retarded.. but like in a cute way... like imagine you are interacting with a puppy that's retarded and you just give it treats and tell it nice things so it will play with you

>>54569431
>entering the leg towards a temporary "bottom" of 3600.
I would coom so hard

>>54569397
Did the managers count Friday as a business day towards the roll?

>>54569451
then it shall be

>>54569461
even if they counted good friday as a business day they couldn't buy/sell Henry Hub Nat Gas contracts that day

https://www.ironbeam.com/good-friday-holidy-futures-trading-schedule-2023/

>>54569431
I should add, that this is only assuming it doesn't just take a triggered sudden full on free fall dive.

>>54569383
Lol we forced Japan to buy our bonds at gunpoint. Look up the plaza accords

>>54569383
People really wanted in on that Cover corp IPO

why arent you learning about the crimes of the CIA in when the market is closed?

>>54567506
>he missed buying the generational lows

Imagine not owning SPY under 400; you’ll have to cause it will literally never trade below 400 ever again.

>>54569484
So shouldn't it be at 40% May today or am I mixed up again?

>>54569499
Operation paperclip
Operation condor
Operation gladio
Operation Northwoods

>>54569502
it'll be below 350 this year
cope n seethe

>>54569499
Name three (3) actionable trades based on that information. Trades we could put on RIGHT NOW.

>>54569491
>plaza accords
What happened here? Was this some high level CIA jewry?

>>54569503
shrug, ask the celsius energy guy on twitter. The guy spends all day looking at energy markets.

https://www.celsiusenergy.net/

>>54569496
either that or a bunch of FOMO chasers went into the pool after Buffet gave the green light

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/04/11/berkshire-japan.html

>>54569513
PIPP
MCFNF
MSFT

>>54569516
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plaza_Accord

DXY was basically invented solely because of the shitfest leading up to it.

>>54569502
1PBTID

>>54569526
>shitfest leading up to it.
That's kind of the CIA jewry I'm referring to

>>54569523
>PIPP
Please, do not open old wounds so soon.

Friendly reminder to load up on more gold miners once the price dips

>>54569520
Well, the roll starts on the 6th business day, and it's 20% per day of the 5 day roll, which would make it Tues through Mon, and presently 2 days completed.

>>54569543
today is wednesday bruh

>>54568140
>t. Permabull

>>54569534
I think it was much more, well, remember everyone itt last year jerking off over DXY? That.

>The tight monetary policy of Federal Reserve's Chairman Paul Volcker and the expansionary fiscal policy of President Ronald Reagan's first term in 1981-84 pushed up long-term interest rates and attracted capital inflow, appreciating the dollar.

>>54569526
Was this dollar depreciation known by the American public at the time? Or did they not make that public till later

>>54569556
RIIIIIIGHT, so TUES, day 1 of the 5 day roll, 20%, WED, day 2 of the 5 day roll, 40%..

>>54569571
why are you starting on tuesday.

The 6th business day was Monday & nat gas futures was open so no Good Friday chicanery.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday = 3 days. 3x20% = 60%

what am I missing here?

>>54569563
Someone ITT last week posted a currency trading video from the 80s and it appears the currency speculation game was wild back then with players all over the globe navigating this new tech to beat the others with dirty market trickery. So I'm not surprised to hear you say that

>>54569576
That's why I specified in asking was Good Friday counted as a business day, not did the rolling start on Good Friday, just, was it counted as a business day.

>>54569569
Well this was back in the day of $50 trade fees and you could only "OOOO" or "AAAAAAA" over the Wall Street Journal at breakfast. That or call up your (decidedly male) broker and ask him how the market was doing.

But generally, yes, it was financial news that the dollar was appreciating, we brokered a big fancy deal, and that deal brought it back down.

>>54569591
Outside of the jews on Wall Street, I'm pretty sure ppl still conduct business on Good Friday so that's a business day.

Pro tip: if you get US postal service on a "holiday" then it's still a "business day"

>>54569576
So I think the answer appears to be that Good Friday was indeed counted as a business day in the formula of "rolls start on the 6th business day", whereas I had previously assumed that it was not being counted, so now the roll is Mon through Fri of this week, apparently.

>>54569600
Man I get like 5 pieces of mail every year!

>>54569600
>Outside of the jews on Wall Street

Of course the day that Christ was killed is a holiday to them. This is how twisted finance is.

>>54569592
>Well this was back in the day of $50 trade fees and you could only "OOOO" or "AAAAAAA" over the Wall Street Journal at breakfast. That or call up your (decidedly male) broker and ask him how the market was doing
Just a different time. The markets aren't for everyone but they really weren't for everyone back then. Power to the players. But it makes ya think why are they allowing us to play in their game now? Exit liquidity on a long term scale?

>>54569622
lucky you, wait until you have to run a business through your house.

>>54569628
indeed

>>54569075
Just how desperate are some of these guys!?

>>54569633
Yeah, I did, it got rugged by Great Recession and I have no home anymore.

Interesting afternoon/evening. Made green. Ended up getting free food to. We were invited to a friend of my Wife's house. Wife's friend and her husband had decided to grill out. Hey I'm all for good grilled food. Well the dude uh didn't do it right. (Was a new grill and the dumb ass was showing off so yeah). So the food was a bust.We all went out to eat instead. To their credit they insisted on paying for our meal. Hey works for me.

>>54569802
If WW3 breaks out, your job is to keep making these posts, Coke Boomer.

That way any /smg/ Zoomers drafted onto the front lines have to read this pablum day in, day out. Really remind those kids what they're fighting for.

>>54569802
>Interesting
HOLY FUCK
IT WASN'T A HO HUM

>>54569802
What was the actual problem with the food though? Did you regale them with tales from your Hentais?

>>54569802
love me green, simple as

>I am skilled in the arts of trading and investment strategies, Sire. This is the bottom.

soon we will have $14 soxl buying time

>>54569899

>>54569902
lower

>>54569039
By not trying to convince a woman to like you.

>>54569862
Well like I said the dude was using a new grill. He hadn't even used it before today. The dumb ass burnt it. He got distracted and left it untended to long. I'm not talking a little burnt either. Far as conversation topics went, hentai wasn't on the agenda. Nor was anything talked about dealing with stocks or financials, least ours anyway. Somethings are best kept to yourself. The dumb ass dude is one of those show off types. Tries to keep up with neighbors. How my Wife's friend and him ever got married is a big question mark. The irony; the neighbors he has could care less what he does. He invites them over to so we all talk and they let me know the score when hes not around.

>>54569826
> Really remind those kids what they're fighting for.

>>54569802
It is impossible to outboomer this, both the portfolio and the text
How the hell did the UberBoomer find /smg/ on 4chan in the first place?

Why did little Ceasars make their pretzel crust pizza online only? I wish I could short Llitch holdings. Fucking fags.

>>54569983
Ah yes, I know the type quite well. I have never been one to socialize, which contributed to my divorce as my ex wife loves to go to "gatherings" and shit, but I find almost 100% of the conversational content to be utterly pointless at best. At actual gatherings, where many people are invited, there is always a lot of trying to display "acting fun". I just don't care for any of it in the least and prefer staying mostly isolated. It's very interesting that the neighbors informed you of "the score" as such. Oh well, at least you got the free restaurant meal out of it, and a bit of a tale to relay to us here, which is always enjoyed.

>>54570028
Mandatory barracks pinup: you go with Lizzo the Hutt or that Bud Light tranny?

>>54570039
because answereing phones or taking your average dumb americans order face to face is a waste of time and energy, they have noone else to complain to if they fuck up their own order.

tomorrow will be green, friday will be red below today, monday will be green below today

>>54570059
Every goyslop restaurant on planet earth doesn't need my email

>>54570056
A third way

>>54570081
>not having a throwaway email literally just for shit like this to ignore forever

>>54570028
give milk

>>54570094
>not just telling them fuck@off.org

>>54570094
I had one, but my shitpost email became my business email when my college revoked my college email account a decade after I left and apparently remembered that I both existed and they were still paying to provide me this service (I guess). I couldn't be bothered to set up another one.

>he thought he bought the dip

>>54570094
I just make up random emails like profligma@stanford.edu, it's not like anyone ever asks to see the email

>>54570039
I really hate this shit, don't really eat taco bell but I hear taco bell made their quesorito an online only or app only thing too. not sure why this is becoming a thing recently

>>54569061

>>54570141
>employees don't want to interact with customers
thank for your vibrant culture, niggers.

>>54570141

baking

>>54569555
Nope I sold in Jan 2022. Bought back oct 14. Poor ass niggas dont know shit

Oh fuck, we have jobless claims and PPI tomorrow.

>>54570189
jobless claims up big, ppi in line, green day.

>>54570189
Bobo will get obliterated

I thought I was a hot shit trader and opened up a position in YINN, I guess I totally misread the chart and got the timing wrong because I’m on the verge of getting stopped out tomorrow.

>>54570141
How the fuck can it be app only? You go to the store and they tell you "yeah i refuse to make that unless you go on your phone and order it there"?

>>54570216
>fed already confirmed it's going to be a year of the bobo
>mumu still hoping and coping

>>54570233
basically yeah, they don't even have it on the menu there and if you ask most managers will tell you no from what I understand

We are going to rubber band around 4100 forever

>>54570210
>>54570189

Bad news is no longer good news.. chud

>>54570223
No Stop out when the chinese century starts next year

>>54568310
It is, but the Sracha shortage is caused by a problem with the company itself. The store brand sauces are freely available where I live.

>>54568310
tfw remembering the sriracha bubble

>>54570258
crop got rekt during covid, and got rekt again by worker shortages because chyna is still keeping their bugs in an antfarm because covid.

I have an MK Ultra split personality. They have programmed me to short the market on full leverage to start the collapse. I dont know the code-word that will trigger me into the act, all I remember is a white rabbit when I was a boy.

>>54570258
This, the company fucked over the grower they started and built with, trying to strongarm him into cheaper prices. He told them to get rekd, and that is exactly what's happening.

>>54570283

>>54570274
Only because the faggot changed to a new grower that isn't anywhere near as experienced as the one he partnered with decades ago, trying to squeeze out a few more shekels.

>>54570283
follow your dreams

we just have to wade through this minor recession like when the said said that in 2008.
inflation is a tranny.

[Intro]
MUMU said, "Upside down, BOBO'S turning me"
BOBO'S giving love instinctively
'Round and 'round, BOBO'S turning me

[Chorus]
Upside down
BOBO, you turn me inside out
And 'round and 'round
Upside down
BOBO, you turn me inside out
And 'round and 'round
[Verse 1]
Instinctively, BOBO give to me the love that BOBO need
BOBO cherish the moments with you
Respectfully, MUMU say to thee
BOBO'S aware that you're cheating
When no one makes MUMU feel like you do

[Chorus]
Upside down
BOBO, you turn me inside out
And 'round and 'round
Upside down
BOBO, you turn me inside out
And 'round and 'round

[Verse 2]
I know BOBO got charm and appeal
BOBO always play the field
MUMU crazy to think you're all mine
As long as the sun continues to shine
There's a place in my heart for you, that's the bottom line

>>54570345
is this supposed to be Ratt?

>>54570338
I'm going to insufferably brag about my TMV calls and the US defaulting right until the day they close the market.

Well Senator Tommy Tuberville thinks we're going to war and TSMC is shit (senate armed services committee)

>>54570400
>trading off the opinion of some stupid redneck senator from Albama

>>54570345
You really just have to feel pity for the poor mumus, they don't know what to do outside of their comfy pastures with the farmer bringing them feed and water. They get so confused and angry without those things. And then one day, after days and days and days, the farmer shows up with a different truck, and loads them up onto it. Poor mumu will soon have a metal rod slammed through his head. That is, of course, if he is fortunate enough to be in a first world country.

>>54570408
he's a college football coach lmao, college football and bud light is the only thing that matters in the deep south.

>>54570364
>i knew right from the beginning
>that you would end up winning
>i knew right from tha start
>youd put an arrow
>through my heart
>a round and round

>>54570400
1-15k seems small. Is that downside protection for a larger amount of actual shares he holds?

Either way sounds like a good idea. We're in SOXS season.

>>54570408
how do you think these senators get rich?

>>54570415
Mumus don't realize that shorts are getting paid interest on their cash pile.
Mumus think a flat market while t-bills are slowly earning 5%/yr is a win.

>>54570389
The US won’t default but yields will rise when the treasury floods new bonds into the market after not buying any since January

>media and the fed are now suddenly bearish
uhhhhh.....m-moo?

Most excellent tidings upon thee, /smg/iggers

Crypto, for what little I put into it, seems to be on the up and up. The market's been crabbing back and forth, and it feels like we're headed that way for a while. I'm glad robotfucker is back, I missed him.

Anyways, I have cosigned 50 shitbulls this year to death. I am thinking of getting a great pyrenese

>>54570455
>suddenly
It was happening since last year and media is 50/50. For every Michael Wilson and Peter Schiff you have a Tom Lee and Cathie Wood

When does tech start going back up?
I want to start grilling soon

>>54570453
Oh yeah, what's that issuance planned? $500b? Something crazy like that, since they have to restock the TGA and unwind all those extraordinary measures.

reminder inflation was 0.1% in march. 1.2% annual. we won bull bros. cope and seethe beartards

>>54570480
Yes. Now they're just going after labor because they can and want to

>>54570455
No, it means that 'minor recession' is the most optimistic call that they could make with any credibility to minimize panic. It's going to be a stagflation massive depression. They literally have no answer for this turmoil and will take the option that is the worst.

>>54570471
yeah, but Peter Schiff is right.

>>54570493

I would very much like pour molten gold down a goldbug's throat, you could have bought bitcoin and been up much harder than the tiny dick spurt of gold. If chainlink is the cuck's asset for crypto, then gold is the cuck cage of real assets.

BIG, QRTEA, FLWS

>>54570493
Maybe, but Peter Schiff has always been a bear

>>54570488
>'minor recession' is the most optimistic call that they could make with any credibility to minimize panic
bang on

>>54570505
he has always been correct that the market is an overvalued house of cards artificially propped up by a worthless currency.

fiat currency is barely 50 years old and has reached the end of it's life cycle, it was built by boomers and only for boomers.

>>54570538
return to silver.

>>54570551
only a mix of both can be both practical and profitable.

>>54570538
>>>/pol/
>>>/zerohedge/

>>54570557
not if you have a central bank that picks winners and losers.

>>54570567
t. Tyler Durden shilling his website.

ESTA HECHO

Tomorrow I tackle the city clerks office again, and then uprooting trees before they attack my foundation. (They're too close to the house)

>>54570572
no i just want conspiracy retards who dont finance to stop posting here

>>54570568
electrum, tard

I'm just going to buy more DIV every paycheck and just never ever check the market

>>54570575
it's good to get outside and do something physically productive if your spring weather is nice

Can this be the last one?
Thanks

>>54570588
FIAT WAS MADE BY BOOMERS
RETURN TO GOLD STANDARD

>>54570591
you NEETs won't have anyway to exchange your shitcoin for currency to pay for goods and services to the every man that knows that it's more of a ponzi scheme than fiat.

>>54570603
gold is just as big of a meme as fiat, it's just burdensome to store and transfer. it's dumb

here's a thought, instead of being giant faggots just bake a new thread

>>54570615
I can easily fit $20000 worth of gold in my rectum with plenty of room to spare. Try doing that with fiat.

>>54570644
I only bake pizza and sour dough loaves

>>54570645
fiat is mainly digital so yeah you can fit a trillion bazillion in your ass on a USB

>>54570650
I like to make rolls and sometimes baguettes

>>54570607

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrum

It's a mix of gold and silver that produces a superior sheen. I want to gut you and strew your organs about your house while stuffing your skin with your gold.

>>54570644
In THIS economy?!

>>54570663
want in one hand, shit in the other... and see which hand fills up faster.

>>54570644
you bake, faggot. also homophobia isn't cool.

>>54570644
Due to inflation our budget for making new threads has been cut. We have to conserve the bump limit threads

>>54570687
>homophobia isn't cool.
Fuck off nigger plebbiter

>>54570644
a thread is still perfectly good until it's archived. lrn2threadwatcher

>>54570475
Come back in 20 years.

>>54570741
i'll archive you bitch

lets see how high it can go

baking

>>54570765
are you a baker? or invested in baking? if not I don't want any.

>>54570775
>>54570775
>>54570775

>>54570645
Well try that with silver