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>> No.54565120
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WHOA BLACK BETTY

>> No.54565122

I am a booty warrior

>> No.54565131
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Time to slurp

>> No.54565134

STOP BUYING, LET IT GO

>> No.54565137
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SPY Let this just be another example as to why it's important to watch Expected moves.

The CPI expected move was priced in the night before the release of the report. When the report dropped, Price flew up to the EM and then faded from that level.

As it stands now, price is holding key levels and that opens the door to go back to upper daily, and possibly upper weekly.

Still an action packed week ahead of us.

>> No.54565140
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Metal chads rise up

>> No.54565144
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In case you were wondering, I'm jerking off to your posts, especially the BOIL holders

>> No.54565145
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>prices are... still going up?

>> No.54565156

>0.02% past 5 days
it wasn't supposed to be like this
cpi+fomc day was supposed to move the market not crab it

>> No.54565158

buy weed and psilocybin stocks

>> No.54565159
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>> No.54565162
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aaaaaaaaandwe'reback

>> No.54565163
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>>54565134
I'M GONNA SLUUUUUUUUURP
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M SLUUUUUUURIPING SO HARD
YYYYYESSSSSS CAN YOU FEEL THAT SLURP?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.54565165
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Thanks for the exit liquidity

>> No.54565174
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>> No.54565176
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Hmmmmm maybe I should buy more

>> No.54565178

>>54565137
I like your funny words meme man

>> No.54565180

>>54565144
she is as ugly as he is just wearing 5 pounds of makeup.

>> No.54565193
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>>54565162
>>54565163
3 seconds apart.
The last 5 weeks in a nutshell.

>> No.54565198

>>54565162
DON'T CALL IT
A
COMEBACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg

>> No.54565200
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>Jerome Bane: speak of the devil and he shall appear
>Bobo: What the hell is going on??!!
>JB: Our plan is proceeding as expected.
>Bobo: Oh really, do I look like I'm running the S&P 500 right now? Your hit on the stock exchange, it didn't work, my friend! And now you have my meme construction crews going around 4chan 24 hours a day. How exactly is that supposed to help me cover my shorts?
>JB: Leave us.
>Bobo: No stay here I'm in charge
>JB: (places upturned hand on Bobo's shoulder) Do you feel in charge?
>Bobo: I've paid you a small fortune.
>JB: And this gives you power over me?
>Bobo: What is this?
>JB: Your money and infrastructure have been important...Till now
>Bobo: What are you?
>JB: I'm the short sellers reckoning, here to end the borrowed shares you've all been living on.
>Bobo: You...are...pure...evil
>JB: I'm necessary evil
>(Bobo screams in pain and dies)

>> No.54565204

god I wish the government actually did ban tiktok

>> No.54565207
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>he baked

>> No.54565225

>>54565144
...did he piss himself?

>> No.54565232
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In the red a little bit today but not even a tenth a percent. Beating the SP500, nasdaq, and dow is a good day. All you have to do is buy the unpopular things with fair value and long term growth and ignore the tech delusion in a high interest rate early to mid point of recession stage in market cycle. Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder aint nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight.

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>> No.54565237

>>54565225
You are not supposed to ever wash your jeans .. ever

>> No.54565252

>>54565237
That doesn't mean you should go outside when they're still wet from piss though. Seems like he splashed some on his shirt too

>> No.54565266

>>54565252
based. now his Pinay whore will make a tiktok washing his brown streak undies and smiling while she does it

>> No.54565275

>>54565232
>romanticizing obongo
fucking zoomers holy shit

>> No.54565277
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I'm cleaning my apartment.

>> No.54565280
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>>54565144
>baggot.webm

>> No.54565285

>>54565277
me too

>> No.54565287

Fed lies through their teeth every week. They only care about taming the volatility of the markets to prevent the wealth effect

>> No.54565288

>>54565280
This girl looks like she gets wedgies from /smg/ posters

>> No.54565303
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>>54565252
he's got an overactive bladder, cut the man some slack
we've all pissed ourselves before usually daily

>> No.54565342
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>DXY red
>SPY red
They told me lower inflation was a good thing..

>> No.54565345
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>>54565288
Well she doesn't because /smg/ isn't capable enough to manifest her mentally into the 3d world unlike me

>> No.54565347

>>54565303
I only piss myself on Jerome press conference days

>> No.54565350

Somehow I've lost over 5000 during this year's bull market.

>> No.54565353
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>>54565288
worse
the things miko has done to me in my VR coom chamber are unfit to relate on /smg/
lets just say she's quite the whore if you give her a couple shares of SOXL

>> No.54565365

>>54565353
what does she do for a few shares of SOXS?

>> No.54565398
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>>54565350
Same, got too greedy with FRC after a 30% gain and ended up getting burned by 50% but im.gonna make it all back with smg meme stocks

>> No.54565407

Bobo will get HEEMED tomorrow

>> No.54565411

>>54565237
You're not supposed to wash your lederhosen, you're supposed to turn your jeans inside out when you wash them.

>> No.54565425
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i wanted to buy name brand pastrami to make some Rachel sandwiches but that's off the table now

>> No.54565432
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY GREEN DAY, YOU FUCKS?

>> No.54565435

>>54565411
No, you stuff your jeans in the freezer over night

>> No.54565441
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>>54565275
Bogleheads sweating I see. All the most powerful tools to build a strategy at their disposal and they are stuck bagholding overvalued tech stocks weighing down their precious VOO. Weenie hut jr is somewhere else on biz anon, think you got lost.

>> No.54565447

Fellow bullbros I have a bad feeling about tomorrow

>> No.54565448
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>>54565432
Green in 30 minutes

>> No.54565456
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Oh no Bobro, the dump was fake and gay

>> No.54565465
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thank you for the entry liquidity

>> No.54565469

>>54565398
youre here forever

>> No.54565470
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54565470

Fuck you Mumu

>> No.54565478
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Now imagine you bought 10,000

>> No.54565483

>>54565432
>Fed announces recession for 2023
>decides to hike more
>would have hiked even more if not for banks
>no more soft landing
Mumus getting slaughtered. Sell now or ROPE later

>> No.54565503

>>54565275
Retard

>> No.54565505
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giving back to smg

Bell gunna ring soon- cash out if you are up! end the day nice with winnings and say i love you to your family.

You can lose more money tomorrow, but not today anon! cash out up!

>> No.54565506

>>54565353
Wrong. And lewding my wife just cursed your portfolio. Enjoy never making money again.

>> No.54565525
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>>54565483
Don't underestimate the clown market

>> No.54565538
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>GFAI +100%

>> No.54565542
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>>54565506
i'm not here to make it
i'm here to financially shitpost
checkmate chuderino

>> No.54565545
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54565545

Hey bros, what does the cpi report mean? Was it priced in?

>> No.54565559

>>54565483
As soon as the recession appears they cut. They're full of shit, again they just want a lack of volatility. They don't give a shit about anything else

>> No.54565566

>>54565097
Short the S&P 500.

>> No.54565582

>>54565542
She's not for lewding. She's not that type of v-tuber. Pekora is off limits too.

>> No.54565593

>>54565545
henlo
things cost
slightly
less more

>> No.54565606

>>54565593
Wtf? But Jerome told me he was tough on inflation???

>> No.54565609

>>54565582
Vtubers are for harvesting neetcoom

>> No.54565615
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>>54565525
>>54565483
>GFAI +100%

Indeed. Bobos underestimating the liquidity the Fed injected after the Bank Runs. The melt up comes first before the melt down. I'll trade this trash in the meantime

>> No.54565620
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>>54565582
lol, built for bbc

>> No.54565629
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See you guys at SPY 185.

>> No.54565636
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>>54565609
this
how anyone expects to make it while simping for a dude behind a virtual chink anime character is beyond me

>> No.54565639

>>54565566
>>54565629
cope

>> No.54565647

>>54565620
Not black, it's shade from the near by cherry blossom tree you gook loving race mixer.

>> No.54565652

SOUR QUARTER

>> No.54565654

anyone holds MTDR here?

>> No.54565660
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>>54565639
no u

>> No.54565666

This hour is looking dour

>> No.54565674
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Keep going down you bitch, might as well just undo January too

>> No.54565675

>>54565636
everyone is a facker
you will have no deep personal relationships
not even with your mom

>> No.54565679
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>>54565647

>> No.54565686
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Just slurped SPY calls. Bottoms in

>> No.54565695

>>54565639
We shall see.

>> No.54565701
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>>54565686
based support call buyer

>> No.54565706
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>futures

>> No.54565716

still dumping

>> No.54565719

ONE
LAST
DEAD
CAT
BOUNCEARINO

>> No.54565721

>>54565674
Did this guy actually bring her back to the states?

>> No.54565735
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back in TQQQ for the pump before the MEGA DUMP back into SQQQ! ONE MORE SCALP SON!

>> No.54565736

Just lower the price already

>> No.54565739
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>>54565721
Yes and he's a celebrity now. He was man enough to marry his gook unlike baggot.

>> No.54565744
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Apologize

>> No.54565750

>>54565721
ya he documented the story in a tiktok, started with a long distance courtship where she lived in angeles city where she worked as a part time jannie at a go go bar, and eventually they fell in love after making it big from /GME/ calls

>> No.54565754

IDAI pumping hard

>> No.54565766

>>54565750
>after making it big from /GME/ calls
feel good storry before closing bell... ty anon

>> No.54565770

>>54565674
>>54565739
kek

>> No.54565785
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>Given their assessment of the potential economic effects of the recent banking-sector developments, the staff's projection at the time of the March meeting included a mild recession starting later this year, with a recovery over the subsequent two years

>> No.54565784

SOUR 5 MINUTES

>> No.54565793

>>54565754
went from 3.50 to 4 in 5 minutes.

>> No.54565797

>>54565766
In all seriousness he's probably an autistic code monkey like scoopsies with a ton of money but can't into women, so he bought one off a shipping container.

>> No.54565805

>>54565739
we'll get married after she becomes a us citizen and i finish becoming a christian.

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>>54565797
>so he bought one off a shipping container.
His only mistake was not buying 3

>> No.54565808
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>>54565785
It's over

>> No.54565817

>>54565739
they both look ugly tho

>> No.54565819
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ONLY
GETTIN'
STARTED

>> No.54565823

>>54565805
>marrying a depreciating product
come on quazar dont be so retarded

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>>54565808

>> No.54565828
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>ding ding ding, how’d we do today anon

>> No.54565830

>>54565805
Your gookfu is like fucking 50, how long are you gonna wait? Until she's 70?

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>>54565144
>nails

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not my problem

>> No.54565849
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DING DING DING! How was your day trading anon?!?! <3
> <3 Heheheh! <3>>

>> No.54565850
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54565850

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.54565854

>>54565830
He's a faggot. He doesn't want to marry her at all

>> No.54565857

>>54565785
>predicting a recession in 2023
>saying rates will stay this year

So they are lying. No way they expect to not pivot when every politican will call on them to do something.

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>> No.54565867

>>54565857
It's an inflationary recession, it is what it is.

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>-0.85%

>> No.54565870

>>54565850
Exactly on the dot! I'm not deleting it even if it gets no replies!

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>>54565857

>> No.54565873

>>54565174
>yfw da bears win da marketb owl

>> No.54565878

>>54565850
Not checking

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>>54565857

inflation was 0.1 today I mean how much lower can you possibly fucking go?

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>>54565873

>> No.54565889

>>54565867
People lose jobs, business is shit AND prices go up?

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>>54565850
>>54565849
>>54565863
Not in the negative at least

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>>54565850
>-9%

>> No.54565892

>>54565850
Now this is crabracing

>> No.54565897

>>54565823
look, i'm perfectly fine with this.

>> No.54565906

>>54565850
0.31%

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>>54565892
It dropped my image

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opened first 10k NVDA short at todays fake and gay opening at 274
will press more when it finally rugs

>> No.54565912

>>54565889
someone should politely ask them to stop printing so much money

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>>54565857
>So they are lying
where the fuck have you been?

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>>54565889
It's gonna be fun on a bun.

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>>54565871
>Powell was the badger poster

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EVERYBODY

ROCK YOUR BODY

EVERYBODY

BOBO'S BACK, ALRIGHT!

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>>54565917
Also the Lumfag.

>> No.54565935

>>54565889
This decade will be a repeat of the 70s but without the kino music

>> No.54565937

>>54565850
+4.8%

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>>54565850
Sold some puts to offset today's losses so I guess basically 0%

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>>54565921
we reached this years highs in Q1. we're so back

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>>54565850
Can't complain I guess.

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Surely if we make the government censor discussion of bad economic news, and astroturf bullish sentiments in its place online, we can avoid the total economic collapse that we created, right Bidenbros?

>> No.54565959

>>54565097
Kek

So what ya'll is sayin to me is that it's actually bearish for the market to be inflating to shit and dollars to be getting worthlesser?

>> No.54565962

>TOTALENERGIES CEO: EUROPE IS SET TO PAY MORE FOR NATURAL GAS.
Too bad /smg/ only invests in amerigas. Take the yurogas pill.

>> No.54565967

>>54565180
Surrrrrrreeeee

>>54565275
>Obongo hur hur
Kys newfag

>> No.54565970
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>>54565958
>That quote

>> No.54565987
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>YTD: -14.88%

>> No.54565999

>>54565871
>15th loaded question in a row about what businesses are gonna do with information
>done listening to loaded questions
>tell the truth
>nigger shorts who hate everyone and everything except numbers on a page scream about it as a capitulation
The sad part is I will never meet you, and kill you, as your intestines beg to be set free from your torso.

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>>54565850
I wish I had the balls and smarts required to make money right now but I have no way outside of trading to replace my capital so I am afraid right now. because I don't know enough to make good choices. I am keeping my eyes open constantly though for something I can identify.

>> No.54566002

>>54565935
its just going to be a bunch of nigger music about selling drugs, stealing cars, murdering people, having sex with miko, etc.

>> No.54566003
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Did you slurp? This is the SPY bottom

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>>54565958
>81 Million Votes
>Strongest economy in years

The adults are in charge now!

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>>54565999
Meds. Now.

>> No.54566024
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54566024

>the jews are still not buying small caps
and thus the bear thesis remains; this market isn't showing recovery until the jews buy the small caps again

>> No.54566025

>>54565955
good job FRC baggie. You finally get it.

>>54565849
GFAI, BBAI, CLSK, KOLD carried my ass through the market crab gauntlet. Sold KOLD for chink trash knife catching.

>> No.54566036
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>>54566024
>Tiny hats don't want small caps yet

>> No.54566053

>>54566002
zoomers listen to the most low quality nigger music I have ever heard.

>> No.54566055

>>54566024
small caps by and large need access to cheap credit in order to grow, however as the interest rates go up their access to cheap credit goes by the wayside, and thus their growth prospects become limited.

>> No.54566056

>>54566036
they're down over 90% in a two year downtrend and still falling; i think that says enough about the state of the economy if jews don't flip bullish, they clearly expect more rate hikes

>> No.54566062

>>54566012
Do it? Let the rest of us know where to go, and that can be arranged.
You fucking cherry picked a single response to a loaded question as your hot-pick for an entire discussion revolving around the Fact that inflation was cooling to a reasonable level.
Then you trumpeted it to depress prices so Putin could stick more grease on his dick when he stuck it in your son's asshole, which you have to allow or the Kremlin will cut your fucking wife to pieces and turn her into spam.
The nigger stench on your body will not release until you are dead, and it would be an honor, and in your view, a privilege.

>> No.54566073

>>54565144
lol this dude's wife having braces

>> No.54566075

-1.83%

>> No.54566083

>>54566055
precisely, so the jews will buy into them once they feel the interest rate hikes are to end; the fact that they aren't even entering accumulation is enough of a message to say that the market isn't close to healing

>> No.54566082
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>>54566062
Could you rephrase the question?

>> No.54566096
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54566096

Any bullish call spread fans here? May try this tomorrow for AAPL. Shit stocks like BYND have to wide spreads to make profit.

>> No.54566099

>>54566053
zoomers don't even know which bathroom to use, how do you expect them to appreciate good music?

>> No.54566102

>>54565850
checked time

>> No.54566104

>>54566083
Most of the small caps will go bankrupt during the recession

>> No.54566107

>>54566056
>they clearly expect more rate hikes
BETTER GET YOUR BOOSTERS SO WE GO BACK TO NORMAL! HAHAHAHAH!!!
>One more rate hike and we go back to normal after 5%!!!
PANDEMIC OF THE UNINJECTED HAHAHA!!
>No credit crunch! inflation is transitory! [changes definition of Vaccine]
[changes definition of Recession]


HAHAHA NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
>Never forget Baloonuary 6th!!

>> No.54566110

>>54566073
Imagine how big his programming arm must be

>> No.54566116

>>54566107
>two more rate hikes!

>> No.54566120

>>54566083
yes, i concur, furthermore my good sir, i do believe if this cycle of hiking does not revert back to the mean soon it could be the end for some of these small cap companies. they will cease to exist because of their inability to turn a profit.

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>More than 168,000 tech-sector employees have lost their jobs since the start of 2023

>> No.54566135

>>54566110
you know they record their fuck sessions and sell the vids to thirsty CRBP pajeets

>> No.54566137

>>54566120
this sounds like a (((plan)))
even

>> No.54566138

>>54566116
"don't think of it as how many booster you have had, but how long it has been since your last one."

>Dont think of it as getting down to 2% inflation, but that 10% is the NEW normal!

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54566153

i'm just glad the MONI retard got killed today

>> No.54566157

>>54566125
Why do males look like females now

>> No.54566168

>>54566153
I remember back in those wogi days...

>> No.54566175

>>54566125
see the little faggot with the earring and the makeup?

>> No.54566181

>>54566120
yeah in 2008 the 1 dollar rule was also removed; this time there's no way they'll do that, they genuinely do want a lot of these companies dead

some of them definitely deserve it and are complete shit, but you'll see a lot of companies that do/were making money will just be forced to their deaths by splitting and removing more shareholder interest from them

>> No.54566190

>>54565739
Well good for him but it was a mistake bringing her back. I do wonder about the visa process they went through. They don’t just automatically give them out just because you’re married.

>> No.54566211

>>54566175
yeah buddy, that's his own hair

>> No.54566210

>>54566120
>>54566137
of course, any of them holding any actual value will get (((scooped up))) at bargain prices

>> No.54566216

>>54566190
>They don’t just automatically give them out just because you’re married.
yeah they do, it's called a k-1

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>>54566125
I think I got HIV watching this

>> No.54566231

>>54566125
gaaaaaaaaay

>> No.54566235 [DELETED] 

>>54566211
that little faggot got his own jet air plane

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>>54566227
at least you don't have VIAIDS

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>>54565850
/cashgang/ but i might short again soon

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>>54566211
That little faggot got his own jet airplane, that little faggot is a millionaire

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>>54566235
I don't believe that little faggot is a millionaire

>> No.54566262
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Is it better to save or spend? My net worth pretty much hasn't changed for over a year and I've got like 2 years or more in my emergency fund. Feels dumb to sit in cash but also I hate seeing my bank account get smaller, even if it means I get cool new stuff.

>> No.54566270

>>54566125
It's hilarious that levels.fyi has been replaced with layoffs.fyi

>> No.54566278

>>54566056
by what marker are they down 90%? all the small cap etfs are down 20-25 percent from ATH

>> No.54566281

>>54565750
Nice to some of us actually making it.

>> No.54566305

>>54566262
I think a year's worth of savings is plenty anon. Hell you've already got more saved than like 99% of Americans anyhow.

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>>54566278
the etfs don't represent the picture at all; pic related shows what the average small cap company looks like now

the etfs have rebalanced and added in new unfortunate companies for the algos to kill off, but the consolidation of the russell two years ago was what started the destruction

>> No.54566310

>>54566262
do you have your money in a high yield savings account?

>> No.54566317

>>54565897
So why wait until she has citizenship? What’s the advantage?

>> No.54566319

This has to be the slowest aftermarket ever...

>> No.54566325

ROMAINE
ON
BLOOMBERG
QUESTIONING THE VALUE
OF
UN
IMF
ETC.

>> No.54566329

>>54566317
They both stated retarded "over the horizon" goals neither will achieve as conditions for that commitment i.e. they committed, but won't ever follow through.

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>>54566325
sus af... i wonder who these marching orders came down from.

>> No.54566340

>>54566325
+
WORLD BANK

>> No.54566344
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>>54566262
little bit of both, cool shit keeps you grinding for more but don't spend it all there, maybe try to get cool shit that will last forever or doesn't depreciate
with the rest, DCA into markets with a large portion of what you intend to save/invest
1-5% of that use to gamble on high risk shit, shorting, whatever
timing the bottom will be pure luck for retail
one or two of us may do it but the majority will most certainly not

>> No.54566355

>>54566325
He'll be quietly an hero'd before too long.

>> No.54566361

>>54566329
>implying a bunch of retarded shit that isn't even true

>> No.54566366

>>54566073
I hate crooked teeth. I would put a girl in braces as well as long as everything else was up to par.

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I added more cash to my Roth pile.

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>>54566338
It is some strange shit to see on here but the sus to me is that they are being told to POSE as if questioning it while it gets defended.

MOLOCH
O
L
O
C
H

>> No.54566378
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>everything set to crab
>BOIL crabbing
>sp500 crabbing

When is it going to end? Are we Japan now?

>> No.54566382

>>54565158
What’s the best weed stock to buy?

>> No.54566390

>>54566378
BOIL was down 10% today

>> No.54566402
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The PMG boomer rock collectors aren't going to make it, are they?
I feel INFURIATED when they start winning

>> No.54566405
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Yes I recommended you buy JD DOT COM at $43
but I am also recommending you buy JD DOT COM at $37

This is a great chinese stock. The strongest. We all love china here

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>>54566372
this
it's just for show
nothing is happening other than the slow degradation of our freedoms and financial well being
literally the same as it ever was
and knowing this gives you or I no power in the slightest, there is nothing that we can do to stop it unless things collapse which is so far away i doubt my grandkids will even have to deal with it
nothingburger the definition

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>>54566361
You know in that coal black heart of yours it is true.

>> No.54566409

>>54566382
Indica

>> No.54566415

>>54566390
5 day for both is -0.000000000001%

>> No.54566422

>>54566216
Everyone can apply. State Department will happily cash your check. Not everyone gets it.

>> No.54566428

Shill me divvy stocks

>> No.54566432

>>54566415
BOIL is down 40% in the last month

>> No.54566436

>>54566428
Spaxx and stack raxx

>> No.54566437

>>54566415
enjoy your volatility decay

>> No.54566440
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54566440

>>54566378
*Are we Japan again

>> No.54566445

>>54566432
What about a conservative 50% boil 50% kold portfolio?

>> No.54566451

>>54566445
>>54566437

>> No.54566453

>>54566428
AEM- cant beat it

>> No.54566455
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54566455

Anyway, I don't like this little double top forming on SPY.

>> No.54566464
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>>54566432
>>54566437
I could heem every tech tranny in this thread. Watch and learn.

>> No.54566467

>>54566440
decade long crab... damn boring 10 years on smg am I right?!!

>> No.54566469

>>54566408
>implying she hasn't set that coal on fire
>implying she hasn't shown me the light of christ and saved my soul forever
why can't you just be happy for me for once?

>> No.54566475
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54566475

1. go to openinsider
2. see stocks with lots of insider trading
3. buy stocks of said company
4. profit

Is this a good strategy? pic related.

>> No.54566481

>>54566378
>Are we Japan now?
No.
It's much worse than Japan circa 1990.
>more debt
>more internal divisions
>fat and lazy (literal and figurative sense) due largely to reserve currency status
>fucking up reserve currency status on speedrun
>picking a fight with everyone from the Taiwan Strait to Crimea to the Rio Grande on the way down
>no plentiful, reasonably-priced sushi

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>>54566469
I wish I had the energy to make that YWNBAW pasta into a you will never be a Christian pasta.

>> No.54566489

>>54566428
JEPI
XOM
O
JNJ

>> No.54566491

>>54565145
Man this image has spilled from TV into every fuckin where
Anyways I'm thinking of doing spreads on dailies looking to make 200 a day. Can anyone talk me into or out if it

>> No.54566493

>>54566475
what's Nancy Pelosi buying?

>> No.54566498

>>54566440
>>54566467
I'll just keep buying JEPI and posting lewds I guess

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>>54566382
Don't. Get into methamphetamines (ticker: ADHD).

>> No.54566511

>baggie stops posting on yahoo discussion boards for the stock after it drops 20% further
it's over...
this nigga was posting daily as a cheer leader. maybe he roped

>> No.54566518

>>54566453
>up 22% on the month
>microscopic divvy
Kek
>>54566489
>JEPI

>> No.54566527

>>54566518
>>microscopic divvy
14% aint bad son- look at fundamentals too.

I'm trying to help- put your money where you want big guy.

>> No.54566536

BUY MODERNA THEY SAID THEY HAVE A VACCINE FOR CANCER

LET'S GET RICH BROS

>> No.54566548
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54566548

>>54566518
Yeah, JEPI

>> No.54566552
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54566552

>>54566536
>no one can have cancer if they all die first

>> No.54566558

>>54566527
I'll watch list it, I may slurp on a pullback

>> No.54566563
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>>54566558
>I may slurp on a pullback
you already missed it. we not going below 50 again.

>> No.54566564

>microsoft is up 30% in 2-3 months
holy shit

>> No.54566570

I have some JEPQ and a FUCK TON of bitfarms... Should I sell these fucking bitfarms and buy.... More JEPQ?

>> No.54566581

>>54566563
It will dump mumu, then I will slurp

>> No.54566598

>>54566581
precious metals only going up from here.

>> No.54566666

>>54566570
Never buy cucknadian stock. It's bad for your gains.

>> No.54566683

>>54566666
Checked and kek’d

>> No.54566736

>>54566666
checked I will forever boycott the Canadian Market (whatever the fuck that is)

>> No.54566740

>>54566666
Ya, shit... What tf do I buy

>> No.54566757

>>54566740
u can still buy CDRs of relevant US companies on the TSX
or i dunno just use IBKR or norbert's gambit to convert your money to USD to avoid getting cucked by a 1.5% exchange rate fee

>> No.54566763

>have sizeable chunk of change in bank
>never seriously invested
when do I jump in for a long term portfolio?
are tech stocks gonna crash further?

>> No.54566765

Last chance to sell semiconductors. head & shoulders, it's going to zero very soon.

>> No.54566790
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54566790

Bumble girl just asked me what shilling means
How do I reply?

>> No.54566797
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54566797

>>54566325
>ROMAINE
>ON
>BLOOMBERG

romaine has gone rogue the past 2 days. he was calling Yellen a liar yesterday and his coworker called him out. he's had enough.

>> No.54566813

>>54566790
You aren't supposed to rant about jews until after you dick them down first

>> No.54566820

>>54566790
Back in jolly ol England people got paid shillings for promoting things simple as. Include a Norf FC meme.

>> No.54566827

>>54566790
An ancient isreali currency

>> No.54566847

>>54566790
When someone from a group infiltrates another group and then starts promoting their own group which they are secretly a part of

>> No.54566860
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54566860

I warned you.
You didn't listen. You never listen.
You chased the rally, didn't you
>>54534996
>>54534996
>>54534996

>> No.54566870

>>54566797
Oh man, I missed the one yesterday, I reckon not paying attention while it played in the background. What did the coworker say?

>> No.54566874

>>54566860
>BOIL flat
Contango? Roll?

>> No.54566898

>>54566860
I don't think any of the present BOIL baggies are chasing it based on anything whatsoever that natural gas is doing. They just think the numbers look low and will surely go up from here.

>> No.54566910
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54566910

>>54566874
>CONTAGO

>> No.54566935

>>54566898
Natural gas is low. It surely will go up at some point the only question is when

>> No.54566955

>>54566469
Congratulations on accepting Jesus as your savior. Now marry that women and have babies. It’s your duty and gives your life a greater purpose.

>> No.54566979

>>54566910
This, doesn't contango just mean "normal" as in it's normal that the spot is cheaper than the futures

>> No.54566985

>>54566935
>>54566898
>DCA
>On an etf that tracks commodities
>On daily leverage
>On fucking natural gas
Christ almighty, makes me want to buy a deep otm call on KOLD

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54567000

>>54566790
>Bumble girl
man with mental disorder

>> No.54567009

>>54566935
Futures price in a return to $3.70 by January. It'd have to exceed that trajectory for BOIL holders to make money. That's ignoring vol decay, other fees, and the specific intervals at which BOIL rolls contracts forward along the way.

>> No.54567012

>>54566979
The futures keep adjusting *downwards*. The Jan 24 was $4.50 and dropped to $3.80 and all the ones leading up to that adjusted downwards. Any potential payoff for the coming Winter dropped, everything along the way dropped, the present (at the time) dropped. It's like standing on a floor and the ground that's beneath the foundation gets lowered.

>> No.54567050

>>54567012
>The futures keep adjusting *downwards*. The Jan 24 was $4.50 and dropped to $3.80 and all the ones leading up to that adjusted downwards.
This would be less contango unless the spot also went down in proportion to the futures.
>the present (at the time) dropped. It's like standing on a floor and the ground that's beneath the foundation gets lowered.
So it's like nothing happened then?

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54567063

oh i'm thinking it's time to go short

>> No.54567068

>>54566955
thanks

>> No.54567071

>>54567012
Futures curve sliding lower is actually a good thing. Realistically though even front month futures spike to $8 or so later this year, all the BOIL bagholders today will not see any profit.
They'll waste a year chasing this money pit, watch their eventual 90% loss bounce back to a 50% loss, then claim a win.

No different than SOXL shills on this recent rebound from $8 to $18 or so.

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54567095

>>54567050
>So it's like nothing happened then?

>> No.54567097
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54567097

>>54566979
>>54566860
>>54566874
>>54566910
>>54567012


Contango is normal, but is the enemy for buy and hold BOILers during contract roll week. You can see this when day to day moves on BOIL is close to UNG instead of the usual 2x.

>> No.54567100

>>54567091

>>54567091

>>54567091

>> No.54567113

>>54566467
>crab
>boring
on the contrary, you get to sell high and buy low on a daily basis

>> No.54567117

Is it bullish or bearish that the Biden Administration is incapable of guarding our nation's top secret information from our adversaries?

>> No.54567143

>>54567117
>incapable
Or, did they themselves intentionally release it.

>> No.54567231
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>>54567100
get us to 300 so this shit isn't early

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>>54567100
>he baked

>> No.54567405
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>>54565878
>>54565891

>> No.54567527

>>54567071
If you bought BOIL at 8, you may be baholding for a while, but there is money to be made in swinging it.

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>>54567231
You have my axe

>> No.54567780

>>54567541
mein gott what is this advanced goyslop devilry

>> No.54567887

>>54567231
rollin rollin rollin

>> No.54568019

>>54565949
wtf is that black stuff on their arms

>> No.54568044

>>54567541
she cute

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>>54567541
And my ho

>> No.54568775

>>54565144
my cousin married a mexican gal because she wanted citizenship, in exchange she would give him a few months of sex and money for it, this could be a business? offer something in exchange for citizenship, if we could get foreigners to pay for it I would have another money farm besides hami