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COOL MARKET YOU GOT HERE MUMU

BTC is headed to 37k

repost since anons were interested while I was in the shower
>>54561192
Yeah they want to move forward immediately but its a dead persons house so some shit takes some time. I have to fill a document with the court to show who inherited it (I forget to to do it before) and then it takes a couple of days etc. I had the closing date set for 03/31 but they said process typically takes 5 weeks which is about this time. I have all documents in but that + I had to send in a fidelity statement this morning because they were wondering where some money came from. They IMMEDIATELLY wanted to cancel if I didn't close within their 5 week window.
>>54561202
The mortgage they are originating value is negative to them. I am opening a refinance for 168k on a home worth 260k currently based off real(tm) estate assessors so there is plenty of equity left.
>>54561214
They originate a loan, but they don't want to keep that shit on their books. Too much risk so they have to bundle it and sell it as an mbs. I think BoA origination fee is something like .42% or something. Extremely low. Costing them more to originate this in service rep time than they will make.
>>54561215
I will lose nothing and I will be happy.
>>54561216
Banks are melting down silently
>>54561217
the cpi is, core cpi is not
>>54561218
Perhaps I don't know the technicals, but I know they don't want to loan me this money if we can't immediately move to closing.

NOO ALL MY DUCKS

bear bros...are we done? Give me hopium

I dont know whether to buy SOXS or SOXL

>>54561625
FOMC meeting minutes at 2pm. we close red

ducking

>BOIL down 7%
>3strike puts flat
Faggots

ACK

Holy shit OP didn't even put a title. What a fag.

>>54561620

crab. what direction will market pick after minutes?

Kek, gasoline way less than expected. OiL steady, bullmarket is back.

>>54561685
kek

>>54561598
good title faggot

>>54561625
that you maverick?

>000000000000

I'm converting to orthodoxy

>BOIL
Theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhoFZ9rSYPs

I'm amazed that you niggers can still make such dramatic posts over such an uneventful market.

>>54561625
THis is the start of the real bear market

>>54561691
I counted it a wash, 0.1% change in total stocks. But it doesn't suggest a price reduction, which is bullish for just about everyone in the biz. SPR isn't filled, so that moment still awaits the speculative.

>>54561708
yes

BUDDY LOOK AT NASDAQ COMPUTER

>gained 200k in meme runs
>i've lost 200k
I've decided to just invest in 2 yr LEAPS. there is no way I can lose.

BORING

meeting Minutes get leaked or what?

>missed GFAI
Man this is stupid

>>54561730
sry -0.1% in case anyone wonders.

i was really hoping SOXL would be super green so I could buy SOXS. my plan is ruined

>>54561745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUVZgGRrwf0

a

UHOH MUMU

FUCK YOU REITS!!

YOUR PAIN HASNT EVEN FUCKING STARTED YET!

NO ONE IS GOING TO PAY YOU FUCKS FOR RENT EVER AGAIN!

t. Definitely not a baggy

I'd sell but I'd get PDT :(

>>54561800
TOTAL COMMERCIAL RE DEATH

>>54561800
Shorting REITs pays my rent

>>54561714
G_d white people are retarded.

>>54561740
BUDDY LOOK AT ALL COMPUTERS
RED DAY INCOMING
MUMUS FUCKED
THE GREAT HEEM IS COMING

is there an FOMC meeting today too?

>>54561808
take PDT

>>54561808
Consider depositing 25k

>>54561836
Minutes from the last meeting get released at 2.

Hey look Sky Kangs Computer is trading at $10, I'm gonna get some at a great price.

>>54561836
Release of the Minutes... They about to turn into HOURS!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>54561800
Actually being trading Ishares 600 real estate today. Thinkng about putting money every week into it or somethig similar like FTSE developed real estate. Not sure if REITs could crash further. Actually don't expect them to fall muc hfurther

>>54561808
CASH ACCOUNT
turn off margin
no PDT
fear GFV

>>54561851
If you like that SKYT discount, you should see WISH right now.

>>54561861
*been
how the fuck did I write being?

>>54561861
IDK what will happen now that mortgages are now costing banks money... and everyone is debt maxxed... I dont think it mill be 2008 status, but i don't think they done falling.

inflation is basically canceled why are we dumping again?

WISH
HEADING BACK
TO
PENNY STOCK

>>54561893
>inflation is basically canceled
bruh... this gunna be a hell of a leg down.

>>54561893
because inflation was actually bullish

>>54561893
Because if the rate hikes are working, why would you immediately jump back into cuts, which induces inflation? Rate cuts are the Fed waving the white flag and saying shit is bad enough to warrant free money.

>>54561808
Who cares, take the slap on the wrist and sell

>>54561865
I dunno, WISH is heavily reliant on them chinks, and I am purchasing Sky Kangs Computer to support America.

>>54561905
unironically this

>>54561890
Yeah, but the market is still tight and probably won't change in that regard. Also inflation is high. I expect the stock market to fall, but real estate might be anticyclical. Fell way earlier

>>54561893
>3 US indexes flat to up d/d
>dumping
You deserve a walk in the park anon. Go do something, you're an adrenaline junkie.
>>54561902
You deserve a Code Red.

Reminder that 2021 was the multi millenium top and we have reached a peak in technology on terms of per capita intelligence many decades ago and this was the economic top, 1999 was the societal top in terms of currency strengths. If you were born after 1975 it was over before it started. To recap.

You could've bought google when askjeeves was a thing but you were too young here and didnt know a stock market. Your parents didnt buy this they were holding onto IBM and GE or exxon and voted for bush jr. Like them you will wake up in 30 years checking your "growth" with JNJ stock or some shit like that.

You could've bought amazon when people were concerned about "war on terrorism" and 911 and anthrax was a thing but you were either in elementary/middle school or were into alex jones here. Liberal gen X'ers slurping starbucks in 2001 that voted for john kerry later got rich.

You could've bought facebook or twitter at IPO but you were too busy being edgelord on other FBI honeypots like 4chan, just like jannies you dont make money off this malaysian basket weaving hobby site. The cool kids in highschool/college were buying and they got rich lmfao.

Your absolute last chance was to buy tesla when obama was president, but again you were some contrarian and thought baby boomers on zerohedge permabearing were right. You thought your honda civic or toyota was the ideal transportation and watch initial D like a weeb. Ouch, reddit won again.

>but this time I WILL get rich off AI
And just like that every big tech company was already settled, you will not see gains from AI off these stocks, they are matured, you will however be tracked down by FAGMAN starbucks latte sippers working on the AI at places like palantir for klaus schwab that tracks your movements and profits off you or jails you as a domestic terrorist. Yep. Better buy those boring stocks that are undervalued and hope to have enough to cover a year of medical expenses out of pity when you are the true oldfag.

>>54561936
I think that is not a bad assessment. If we in stagflation phase I would 100% agree.

I think the banks have some more (bad) surprises for Real Estate.

>>54561943
>You deserve a Code Red.
What the fuck is that?

I slurped Oats (May 2023)

I warned you.

>>54561987
you realize we're hitting 430 in 2 more weeks right

>>54561969
Why? What strike?

>>54561945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc

>>54561987
>>54561998

>>54561998
>420 on 4/20

>>54561998
It is entirely possible, I'm on board post 417, simple as. Conditions conditions conditions.

Can i short tesla? CAN I SHORT TESSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!

kek, baggies, kek even

>>54561949
But I'm tradng EU real estate. We actually have a problem, especially UK. We don't have as much land as the US. And the politicians say they will make 100k (social-)flats a year, but actually make only 20k + massive influx of refugees.

Look at EU Reits, they are on 2011-2012 level, even below corona crash. That's where I'm thinking about putting money in

>Moumous
heh

>>54561999
>hurr durr
they're >futures
>why
buy low sell high

>>54561945
>peak top
>could have, could have
>absolute
>oldfag, oldfag
Do a backflip shitskin.

i-is this the big one?

>>54561945
I bought sky kangs computer, and basically i'm going to get a 100 bagger while you're focusing on the past i'm focusing on my future with my lovely gookfu and like, yeah fuck you. also you type like a fag, go back to the reddit.

>>54562054
I wouldn't touch anything in the EU markets dude...

Those levels with that inflation level and refusal to hike the markets makes me think they are up to the tits in risk... good luck, I think that will have a massive ripple effect.

All that before we all have a proper currency war.

>>54562075
The biggest one

I closed most of my shorts. Trust the crab to keep on crabbing.

Should I slurp some far OTM SPY options? 417strike calls for Friday

/smg/ I have lost all my money on the market... again. Is it cool with you all if I go back to Big Greek Cock posting of Alexander the Great?

Damn I should have bought SOXS

>>54562132
Nah you gotta hit it on /pol/ like back in the day.

>>54562132
Quit gambling.

>only way to save this is to do massive QE again
>massive QE will pump inflation again
>pumped inflation will end up in a mega recession due higher rates
>current rates are not enough to lower current inflation so recession is guaranteed within the next 9 months
We are fucked now, or royally fucked later.

What are you shorting right now and why?

>>54561629
Buy both

>>54562173
sofi because cramer said buy. Also it created a bearish engulfing on the daily.

>>54562173
yes

>>54562162
>Go to casino
>Gamble
>see someone who has lost
>smugly tell them to stop gambling

This is you. You confuse and upset my sensibilities. Shame on you Hippocrate; however, I wish you the best.

>>54562160
Like back in the day when /pol/fags werent buying cheap BTC.

>>54562072
>>54562084
>>54562007
And here we have the copers. Once again they prove biz is just a poorfag den. The year will be 2030 and they step into a local bar. They are caught saying something like "Bud lite tastes like piss and fucking trannies ruined everything". Then just like that someone wearing an apple AR glasses will have auto picked up their "boomer" rant. It gets sent to the new twitter shorts where a mass of aoomers thumbs down it and comment a bunch of "FR no cap this sussin". Then anons FEDwallet gets ratio downgraded where anon has to pay more for the tab cause he was "instigating terrorism against patriot brands" and "hateful thoughts crimes". Could've just been some heckin' redditor where they pick some stocks that go up and lived comfy but nah anon is now trapped.

>DPST
Why

>>54562202
No one said anything about crypto.

WHO THE FUCK IS SELLING?!

>>54562169
>We are fucked now, or royally fucked later.
>We are fucked now
Half of us are
>royally fucked later.
Yes

Me?
>Built for Big Greek Cock
>>54561745

>>54562203
What you're attempting to do is chill speech, and my rights are worth your blood, bet on that. Cause you can hire guards, but they want the money too, and we know how to get that, from you. You act like Pirate is some jewish game.
POWW

>>54562239
inflation coming down nobody needs to hold stock anymore. rotate back to $$$

i bought soxl for a reversal sometime today. what am i in for?

>>54562173
Because I hate DAX

>>54562256
Shut up Beatrice. You are incompetent.

>>54562184
Revenue growth is too high. It will pump on earnings if the broad isn't dumping

>>54562256
>inflation coming down
not enough to warrent rate hiking..

>Just one more booster, i-i mean rate hike and we go back to normal!

>>54562203
can you fuck off back to the reddit already, your post just gave me fucking aids man.

>>54562307
if it ends way down today, the top will be at the top of this bearish engulfing. It will go no further than that.

>>54562242
I will remind you, once again, Alexander was Macedonian.

What am I in for today lads?

>>54562358
High risk. SPY is already bouncing

>>54562380
>Alexander was Macedonian.
Macedonian is not Greek
>Turkish psyop.

Short BBW

Forecast for the rest of eternity: more crabbing.

>>54562380
Which is a kind of Greek.

>>54562380
Too many letters for the scribes. If you want accurate history, fewer glyphs ftw. But not too few, then they get confused for something else when the languages change.
ARXK

Glute exercise days are the worst days. I can do pushups all day but a glute burn is almost unbearable. However, Its the only way to have a healthy posture with how much we sit during the day.

>>54562398
I know. That's why I say it.

>>54562239
EVERYONE
WITH
SENSE

Bonjour

>>54562406
>kind of Greek.
Fuck you Mr. Snibs pick a side you fence sitting flip flopper!

>>54562421
AI graphics are a curse.
DOW

Will this bounce sustain? How many bongs to minutes?

>>54562424
Bonjour monsieur Snibbs

>>54562418
STOP TRIGGERING ME OR ILL TAKE OVER THE REST OF THE KNOWN WORKD AGAIN!

>>54562431
Add this to your filters

Ladies and Gentlemen,

we got her

https://apnews.com/article/elizabeth-holmes-prison-theranos-fraud-conviction-46471e11f615b8ce16114c22551477aa

>>54562388
Even spy has hit some sort of long term wall. Short term bounces usually don't mean much. I expect the minutes to pump it, but fail to breach todays highs and then fall right back down.

>>54562450
I wish female women convicts could be sentenced to camming. Like pay your debt to society, by camming.

imagine thinking an imaginary position in an imaginary economy is worthy of three stars... wtf economic calendar?

>>54562380
Greek Macedonian, you monkey. He spoke greek. That's why he sprea HELLENISM. Absolute state of monkeydonians

slurp harder reddit

I will buy back into MARA when it hits 8-9 dollars, or if bitcoin looks bullish again.

What do I dump my money into while I'm waiting for that.

LOTS O' RED
IN THA
SMG SHILL/MEME LIST
TODAY
1/3

Im thinking of shorting société générale and BNP Paribas ... thoughts ?

>>54562490
I don't do business with any of these companies.

More like GAY dalio

2/2

The not so invisible hand is coming for you REITS! You are going to burn! burn to the ground! I don't trust these greens!

>>54562490
apple for the inevitable AI announcement. apple silicon chips are already great at inference so I expect something during the WWDC

>>54562490
>>54562502
3/3 (fugged up the /3 on tha last one)

>>54562490
VIST remains undefeated

>>54562517
sound tech advice desu senpai

>>54562436
The only way you can restore former glory is to decimate the Turks.

>>54562517
Yeah, at some point, but AAPL is so corncob up the ass they won't release anything until it is as safe and eunuch neutered as possible.

>>54562488
CLF. They settled their immediate debt, earnings EoM and bullish. Massive construction projects are already locked in, so even with slowdown they will generate revenue

>>54562498
Me either, I might dip a toe in for a lotto gamble someday, but no time soon.

>>54562521
They do look like a breddy gud company, had a long strong run.

aaaaaand we're back

>>54562502
Good ol' stablecoin NOK

>>54562536
AAPL will probably release some kind of tranny AI that all the other AI's just tolerate and pretend to be friends with, but they all know that AAPL's AI is more like a frankenstein monster, and they only tolerate the fucking thing because they don't want to see it turn into Mr. Hyde.

degenerate burgers can't stop pumping EU aftermarket

>>54562629
>ATH
>Hyper-Inflation
>Pivot after pathetic rate hikes
>????
>Profit

IDK WTF those Eruos are up to... other than corruption and a money grab for non elected officials and oligarchs.

>>54562496
Eurobanks still got that retard strength even after Credit Suisse. Be aware of JPM earnings friday morning that will set the tone for big bank earnings and the overall earnings season.

>>54562488
CLSK, RIOT still acting strong. If FOMC minutes in two hours and PPI tomorrow morning don't kill bitcorn MARA just gonna pump again.

But if you wanna buy something then AI, SOUN, BBAI, unironically. GFAI still holding onto 25 despite nasdaq whipsaw

>>54562643
What pivot? Is this pivot in the room?

>>54562643
lmao look at this nigga's astroturf hair.

MONTH IN THE LIFE OF

stop fucking slurping

>>54562518
None of that shit has seriously been shared by me, except UUUU which clearly you should have been out of months ago.
I dropped out for a few months, did you faggots get in on the VIRT and HOOD bumps?

Nothing will move this market

DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME?!?!

NOOOOTTTHHHHIIINNNGGG

>>54562072
2 more weeks and Bakmuht falls

>>54562677
>always buy KOLD on natty gas pumps
simple as >>54561635


>>54562709
the market might not move, but my portfolio always does something.

What are some good stocks to invest in today?

I've made six figures realized gains every year doing nothing but short vol

are we back

>>54562760
based carry trader

>>54562682
No. The crabbing is foreverial.

Looks like I was right about SOXL. I win again.

>>54562659
they did though... they got scared shitless their house of cards might fall... so they keep putting more cards on. A mild winter was the only thing that saved them.

>>54562754
WISH. Yesterday it was 0.30, today it's 8.00. It's going to the moon, slurp now

>>54562760
I had to pay six figures in taxes, and my government just gives the money to hohols so they can turn around and give it to the children of the politicians running the government I gave it to. I hate it.

>>54562760
Based, I was planning on doing that for a long time but when I finally had capital VIX was stuck at the bottom and I thought it's dumb to short at VIX <30 (even though the contango was still strong enough so that would have been profitable).

Is this really retard retail slurping power? or are the banks lying at us and they are buying?

>>54562796
>six figures in taxes
>jews don't pay goytithes

if this is true then you're not a jew

>>54562818
its just algos trading off of bollinger bands.

bezos or one of you other fuckin stooges someone buy MP, shit is stuck!

>>54562754
First, is there a better market on earth, where the labor force is as honest and dedicated?
Second, is there a better market on earth, where the technology continuously shocks the world?
Third, is there a market on earth where your money is less likely to be stolen by a communist, or vacuumed up for some tyrant's personal yacht?
When you find that, invest what you want. Just don't go weeb for it, they're struggling with declining birth rates ;D

>>54562828
But knowing BBBY, GME reddit as well as /biz I'm inclined to believe that it's really retail

>>54562818
Volume is fucking abysmal on major indices.

>>54561598
Sell ze option
Collect ze premium

>>54562823
God, how many times do I have to tell you I became a christian so that me and my gookfu can get married.

>>54562849
>buy option
>sell for profit or exercise
Thanks retard. Money for nothing

>>54562862
>exercising options

>>54562862
Sell puts on stocks you like then you silly goose

>>54562862
that little faggot, he's a millionaire

>>54562856
>thinks he can separate judaism from his DNA
>thinks converting to a extremist jew-sect changes things

YHWH isn't readily fooled desu

>>54562871
>buy short term call for pennies
>underlying pumps and will continue to pump after expiration
Exercising options

>>54562891
Way to get off topic. You need some meds, the real priest of this age of you. PFE.

>>54562903
who asked you for your opinon?

I'm talking to baggie mano-a-mano so bugger off

>>54562903
Hey man, what do you think about what that guy just said?

>>54562917
Did you just misgender me? My pronouns are clearly listed WE and THESE!

My SQQQ average is 39

What do I do

>>54562891
>YHWH isn't readily fooled desu
Anon you're talking about the people who somehow transfer their sins to chickens and put up fishing wire so they can break their own rules.

>>54561808
Just do it

>>54562935
unironically hold

>>54562917
This thread is for stocks, talking about off topic things is an offense to the rules. Stick to the topic, if you can. Just a head's up, you're testing the Jannie's rules. You seem like a nice guy, wouldn't want you to have to reset your router.
LLY might be your speed, Prozac case.

>>54562938
and why do you think they got kicked out of jerusalem?

>>54562935
sell it and go all in AI-meme stocks

>>54562949
Why don't you apply for a janny gig then faggot.

I trade MARA, CLSK, RIOT, GFAI, KOLD this week not your boomer LLY trash.

>>54562952
Usury I reckon.

>>54562935
>>54562952
actually chink sh!t looking better ATM. You might get a good scalp on CWEB, YINN, JD

>>54562987
wow some twitterfag quoted some statistic of thing that just happened and said line goes down next, I guess its fucking over bros. its not like we haven't seen over a hundred twitterfag posts like this over the last year and a half

>>54563012
twitter posters are the worst. Biden admin is strongest admin.

>>54562952
This can be played by LH, because they do real DNA tests, and we all know how those will turn out.
>>54563001
>wants to invest in slants
Yeah, but brown Asians have always had an affinity for brown asians, so what's new in your play list? Priced in, faggot.

>>54563027
>not buying chinese glue

>>54563033
>invest

nobody said invest. Just trade the chart boomer

Baba bros...

Mad slurpflation

WHO IS BUYING... WHO?!?!?!

>>54563108
you, ticker is MP

This orc says SPY 460 EOY. Time to slurp

/smg/ is dead thanks to boring no-fun boomers
>>54563033


Selling my KOLD here and trading it for chink trash.

Good luck at FOMC meeting minutes. Peace

FNGU Females .. break time is over back to work

>>54563141
I see a head, but it would need to drop first and then build the right shoulder.

>>54563141
>This orc says SPY 460 EOY. Time to slurp
Probably only off by time frame.
SPY ~$435 (+/- $10) is the medium term goal;
a run up to ~$460 or even near the current ATH isn't impossible during this decade I suppose.
Why would it be impossible?
However, my current guesstimate still is that the S&P 500 ATH of January 4th, 2022 will be the high for this decade.

>>54562983
>MARA
Profit Margin 0.00%
Operating Margin (ttm) -308.36%
Sexy.
>RIOT
Profit Margin -196.61%
Operating Margin (ttm) -99.27%
Heckin awesome!

Just gang-bang some computers into a warehouse and hire a (((cousin))) and it's all good! So long as someone is helping you sell shares at 2-5x book value. Defi was just another corporate model in disguise.

>>54563147
>no-fun boomers
Don't be so hard on the Jannies, they do it for free, and someone has to defend beanie caps from seeing themselves in a true mirror.

META, because on Facebook you can control who you see, and get them censored, with just a few appeals to racial grievance!

>>54561598
Post the loli webm from this show

DIE REITS DIE!

JETS holy cow

>>54563255
Slurp the dip. Episode 2 soon

>>54563249
Whats the book value of 1 bitcoin?

Post some crying or panicked bobos

I'ma take the rest of the afternoon off to enjoy two of my favorite sports teams. The New York Yankees are taking on the Indians and my Islanders can make the play-offs with a win over the Habs.

>>54563412
I'm crying for selling my DE yesterday and missing out on an additional ~ $40-50 (to the $27) I could have sold at today instead. I panicked during the last few seconds before the bell thinking shit was about to get rekd by CPI.

>>54563394
He listed 3 publicly traded mining companies. How many are private? How many are hobbyist? How long have they been mining and squatting on wallet increases?
>what is the value
You'll have to ask someone who will give an item in trade. Anyone marking their product in 1BTC?

OUTTA OUR WAY MOMOBUBU FUCKING SHITS

>>54563444
It's Guardians, shitlord.

>>54563249
what does fundamentals have to do with trading. holy sh!t...

>>54563394
don't bother desu, the point went over this boomer's head

>>54563549
Its Bullish Crab

>>54563550
They should have changed names to the Cleveland Steamers, and used a steam ship for their logo, then they could be the shit lords.

>>54563566
Your attention is the actual value. You can pretend all you like that what you flip has no effect on the world, but what you pay for and market is what gets your life and the ear of those who mistake what you're saying for value.
Nothing, nothing about fundamentals are in your lists. Can you get a tripfag so I can invert you?

>>54563590
I wanted the Cleveland Lakers.

>>54563108
me, i bought soxl at the daily low.

>>54562490
>DOLE green
Well tally me banana

>>54563614
I hate how woke Baseball is getting, first it was the instant replays and ghost runners in extra innings, now they get rid of the shift and have a pitch clock like this is fucking african round ball. How the fuck am I even supposed to mark my scorecard for a strike out via pitch clock violation an on the side K ㅈ? I swear to god these fucking boomers running this league ruin everything they touch.

>>54563909
they are going to remove over an hour of ass scratching and standing around, it will still be unwatchable however.

FMOC minutes coming up mumu, you ready?

>>54561619
Can it fucking happen so my bags of CYMI and COTI would be on the rise.

>>54563549

>>54563596
>nothing about fundamentals

and that's a good thing kek.

>>54563909
Baseball was dead when they started that cross league bullshit. The NL having designed hitters is a fucking travesty

>>54561598
What an extremely gay month this has been

WHY ARE WE RED???

FED MINUTES
THREAD THEME:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI

"This time will be different"

Why do YOU believe that YOU can beat the market?

anyone notice the minute that anon got bored and sold puts is when the market dumps?

>not even power hour

you bought gfai...right anon?

WTF? Leave it to these fucking jews to pump the market just to pull it down. What the fuck was in those minutes that we forgot about for 3 weeks?

Who bought?

Be honest

>>54564724

>>54564741
I bought beers
this is going to take awhile

We can recover by close, right?

> DUMP ET

mumu's status : heemed

reminder, we are still the the crab range for nearly a year now
nothing happened, nothing will happen, nothing ever happens

>>54564775
What are you looking at? We are crabbing.

ahhh back in the green again that was fun while it lasted bobros

>>54564752
Why the fuck can't we have a flaming hot flavor recession? Mild is for pussies.

Sorry guys my hand slipped

>>54564595
Let me make sure I understand this correctly because I don't trade options
Some doofus thought SPY would go below 397 so he sold puts and you bought those puts so you made money because SPY is still way up at 409? All I know is puts are bearish so I don't know how you would make money if the price is still high

>>54564797
SPY. We're supposed to be at 411.

What do you call this pattern?

Get out of REITS while you can Mumu!

>>54564797
>daily is down a smidg
>/smg/ loses their minds
mfw

>>54564805

I FUCKING HATE THIS MAREKT

UH OH MUMU

>>54564797
lmao average delayed quote cuck

>>54564775

DIE REITS!

LIKE A PHENOX DRV and SRS will rise and pump!

GET YOUR FUCKING NEXT BOOSTER AND DIE REITS!

THEY SHOULD OUTLAW STOCK MARKET DUMPS
THEY SHOULD OUTLAW STOCK MARKET DUMPS
THEY SHOULD OUTLAW STOCK MARKET DUMPS
THEY SHOULD OUTLAW STOCK MARKET DUMPS

>>54564866
WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?

Reminder to buy a mix of pacb, ontff and ilmn for the long-term.
Also
Z I M
I
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P B R
B
R

so why are we dumping?

>>54564849
Not really, I just don't think the market going down 20 points is worth crying over. Still crabbing.

I was cleaning my computer tower and had it off; what did the Fed minutes say?

>>54564868
Jeets have no chill. Everything is total violence or sex.

>>54564898
FED won't stop rate increases still

>>54564898
We're not dumping, zoom out.

SHALL THE HOUAH
BE POWAH
OR
SOWAH

>>54564951
yes

>GFAI 87%

Imagine not being a delta neutral Chad.

lol it's pumping again

>>54564981
someone get this man a nude beach.

>>54564981

Why are you not baking???

>>54564969
>see 30% this morning
>damn I guess I missed the pump
Every fucking time. Hopefully SOUN gets a retard pump tomorrow. Tired of this shit. I always pick the wrong meme stock.

>>54565039
>the last /smg/ ever wasn't even listed correctly
fitting

AAAAAaaaaoOOOOOOooOOAAAAAA

>>54564895
Interesting tactic

Look if you guys are gonna dump at least dump RIO as well
it's still green...very weak and not based
thanks

>>54565050
I play all of them, but GFAI is the easiest to manipulate with the low float.

LUCY recovered its losses today. Looks like it wants to pump next.

AI and SOUN's chart got fooked but I like how BBAI is moving today.

>>54565039
here you go

>>54565097
>>54565097
>>54565097

>>54565039
hates you we does...
Bump limit is 310, not 300, not 290, and 250 is right out.
MSFT, because these niggers need a calculator that doesn't work well, to match their poorly functioning comprehension.

>>54563444
Fun fact, I went to high school with the islanders owner’s son. He’s a cool guy, down to earth even though his dad is worth like $8.3 billion

WHERE ARE
THE
MONI NEGROS
TODAY

>>54565100
too early, faggot