/biz/ - Business & Finance

When do the BOIL contract rollovers begin?

SCVLeady

>>54556601
we've only just begun

>>54556579

Does it really matter is CPI data is up or down?
If the number is high that means more money for the companies, if its low that means more shit can be bought regardless so line just go up?

Or am I retarded

>Money market mutual funds “are increasingly a financial black hole where liquidity goes to die,” and that’s bad for the U.S. economy, Paul Ashworth, the chief North America economist at Capital Economics, wrote in a client note on Friday. The funds offer higher interest rates than banks, so they’re attracting deposits. But instead of recycling the money into the credit market, where it could be used to make loans, the fund managers are largely parking it at the Federal Reserve, Ashworth wrote. He added that he expected this week “to bring more evidence that the economy is losing forward momentum, with retail sales falling sharply,” and “manufacturing output also seeing a slight decline.”

prepare to get rekd tomorrow mumus

>>54556612
That’s true, all bank reserves earn interest now since all reserves are excess reserves, and most MMF managers just stick all the cash at the RRP facility

>2 year yields aren't available on Yahoo
>Have to hack together a script that downloads the daily treasury yields, month by month, from the US Treasury website
Fun

>>54556612
Are they allowed to say money market accounts are better than banks out loud?

>>54556634
>And it's gone!

AMA
I also have $175k in cash sitting in a vanguard MM account

>>54556634
money markets are notoriously fragile

>>54556612
>>Money market mutual funds “are increasingly a financial black hole where liquidity goes to die,”
That's literally the point. This is a good thing.

>>54556659
If you are telling me I need to be concerned about my funds being in VMFXX Federal Money Market Fund, I don't believe you.

>>54556667
it tamps down velocity which is what they need to stop inflation since they obviously aren't willing to stop printing money

>>54556616
ah man, not again

>>54556579
Novo Nordisk bros we are so up

>>54556612
I keep waiting for one of these esteemed economists to mention that banks steadily building a reputation for wild irresponsibility and general pants on head retarded behavior, combined with zero accountability, with money may be a greater impact on losing depositors than a minute difference in interest rates among the cautious type who won’t invest in speculative investments that promise greater returns anyway.

It's figuratively over tomorrow, isn't it?

>>54556645
Yes, money market funds don't have FDIC insurance. But a government money market fund doesn't need it: it's a company that owns safe short-term assets.
FDIC insurance is important for bank accounts because otherwise they're supported only by the bank's business operations, which are risky. Your savings account isn't backed by a collection of cash-flow-generating assets; without FDIC insurance, you just hope your bank makes enough money to pay you interest.

Just got back from grocery shopping and beef jerky was the cheapest I've seen it in over a year. My faith in the US economy is restored and I am a bull now.

>>54556732
I went shopping earlier and bought one of those sad pathetic pre-made salads from KR
I feel worse about myself now... but the US economy is strong

>>54556741
I'm lazy too, lazyanon.

>>54556616
I'm looking good, thanks ;)
t. BOIL call buyer

>>54556634
It occurs to me that a money market account is not the same thing as a money market fund. I meant fund. Accounts are a faggy financial product.

>futures

>>54556778
Gonna need at least 3 more cokes with that salty food.

How do I add a leg to an existing option in ThinkorSwim? I wanna add a spread onto an existing long put.

>>54556678
Money market customers unironically have more exposure to bank failures than the bank customers at the failing bank do. Money markets are one of the primary buyers of short term debt. If you're going to be parking money in an uninsured money market fund like it's a bank account then at least know what the composition of that fund's bond portfolio is.

>>54556778
real recognize real

>>54556629
>Can't poke the server because it wants an SSL connection which doesn't seem to be doable in C# 4.5
>There's some shit with setting a webclient's ServicePointManager.SecurityProtocol to another value but this doesn't seem to work either
Fake and gay
I don't want to download 30 files manually

>>54556717
This seems like a good point if your writing wasn’t third world tier

>>54556611
>does it even matter is stock go up or down? You can just short if they go down and if it gonna go up you can buy

>>54556818
Phoneposting is indeed third world tier and right now it’s my only option.

>>54556803
if you think Vanguard's MM accounts are in trouble we are all fucked beyond measure. Don't be fucking retarded

Why does china always open red?

>>54556842
>>54556803
>>54556678
BREAKING
THE
BUCK
Look it up.

>>54556834
Nigger your paragraph is a single sentence lmao
Your phone didn't make you do that.
Kek
I’m alsoa. Degenewrate phone poster

>h-henlo, yes, is this the goverment department?
>I-sighs-I would like to return my president
>n-no, because he's dermented
>yes, I want to exchange it for a new one that's not broken
>no I will not hold
>yes, I'll wait

Futures so flat, Chris Hansen is about to visit the NYSE.

>>54556853
I will be concerned when Jerome hawks negative rate bonds.

>>54556842
Guess who was buying up Lehman's debt in 2008. Money markets are not immune to counterparty risk. If you're worried enough about banks going under that you're pulling your money from a bank then don't go parking that money in the funds that are buying up those bank's private debt.

>>54556854
>phoneposting doesn’t make you do that
>that last sentence
Okay then.

>>54556815
Mine the DL link and slap all those in a bat file

>>54556853
>>54556888
you are both dumb retards

>>54556905
Can bat files even read files remotely? It seems to need some kind of handshake or something.
In any case, it's already downloaded, I'll just have to update it periodically myself

>>54556910
I'm not the one parking my money in an uninsured account.

>>54556920
>he doesn't know MM accounts are also insured
why do I still come here

>>54556910
Quite an emotional reaction on your part to buck breaking. Something you want to tell the thread, anon?

So what's up for CPI in the morning?

>>54556914
You're on win7 right? wget should be a part of cmd/powershell. wget is basically curl except on windows. You can stick all those in a bat an run 'em or just copy/paste them from a text editor into your cmd prompt.

>>54556778
That burger, cole slaw, and barbecue looks good. Everything else is fried goyslop

>>54556929
You don't appear to know that there's a difference between a money market account and a money market fund. Two very different things, and money market funds are not insured by anyone.

>be me
>working on a project to download stock market ticker data in x86 assembly
>then I'm going to use the ticker data to plot graphs so I can make trades
I'm six years into this project so far, but when I finally finish I'll show those python retards who's the real programmer.

>>54556954
You're an insano

>>54556954
kek

>>54556954
I know you're memeing, but do you spergs do this for fun/achievement or do you really expect to make money?

>>54556952
what a fucking terrible graph
but the 2 year spiking makes my dick rock hard

>>54556941
That's neat. I'm pretty rubbish at environmental shit and automation. I know C#, I just want to press F5 and see code do thing
Anyways, they're all merged into one file but now I have to account for their being different products over time, the niggers

>>54556952
>>54556969
You ain't seen nothin'

>>54556968
I wrote a few options screeners in 2021 and made decent money. I stopped that setup after 2 very very bad trades. I'm working on something now a little more stable, another screener. One that isn't offered on major sites that implements a strat that has been successful in the past. I'm almost done with a workable version.

>>54556954
Sir, you're trying to build a house out of toothpicks.

>>54556995
I get it's a hobby and kinda fun if it does spit out money, but I fear for people who think they have a killer system, only to be heemed by something not looping right.

>>54556968
>>54556962
>>54556954
My motivation is to implement the NNFX trading system by using robust and automated backtesting, which TView will not let me do. While you can change strategy inputs, you have to do so manually. So what I can eventually do is shove in a list of indicators, then define valid ranges for each one's input, and then just have it sample shit year by year to find out what the best combinations are. Some kind of quant autism on the daily charts I guess.
I also want to do pairs trading (daily), since stuff like eg PMs tend to trend strongly. And even if the equity markets get fucked forever, I can still do forex or CFDs on other assets; this is a system/skill I can use forever. My motivation for having yield data specifically is so I can model the "environment", which includes gold/silver ratio, dollar strength, and yield curve for each data point
t. midwit on the spectrum

peak? I havent even begun to peak. and when I do..this whole market is gunna feel it.

>>54557018
Anon that's C#

>>54556929
>>54556951
Someone else mentioned VMFXX which I can show you it says on page 1 that it's an uninsured product. This one is relatively conservative because it's only gov short term debt, but I can guarantee that some funds out there do have private bank debt. I'm just saying as a generality that you would literally be safer staying in an insolvent bank with your FDIC insurance than putting that money into an uninsured fund holding that bank's private debt.

>>54556894
That joke went right over your head, huh?

I don't think I have enough BUD puts for this queer beer meme. The anecdotes are surprising.

>>54556969
>terrible
*good
>his brokerage doesn't have any yield curve graphs at all

>>54557040
As you'll quickly realize, I am not the anon you were talking to.

>>54556978
where were we, at that time. I remember all to well where we wound up not long after, but I didn't pay attention to any of this shit back then, I had my hands very, very full with a young son, an incredibly difficult wife, and a successful, growing business that would be turned to ash by a few news reports within the next year after.

>>54557018
Well, I hope you have fun. I think projects are good.

>>54556722
only hypothetically but not really probable.

>futures

>>54557055
Budweiser sales are already down 30% Their earnings are going to be a blood bath.

If it dosen't effect the stock market is it really a happening?

>>54557163
Yes

>>54557155
I already know people who are opting not to restock Corona at their bars.

I LIVE FOR THAT ENERGY
https://youtu.be/03LEPAIqo8g

>>54557149
leon the lobster has convinced me these things do have souls and now i feel bad

>>54557186
Anon we don't even have souls

Tell me these two NQ charts of the First tech bubble and today aren't very similar.

>>54557084
I was starting my 2nd year of highschool.

>>54557163
Is this a zen koan?

>>54557195
nuh

>sexy jutsu
It was just a trick bobo, I deceived you

>>54556726
You don't need more than a few thousand dollars in a bank account though. Enough to pay rent or bills or live for a few months in the event of a job loss or something. Everything else should be in an interest-bearing account (with appropriate levels of risk)

>trancetard
>denies his everlasting soul
many such cases. sad.

>>54557230
hopefully not goa trance which is my shit

>>54557196
I was Rocker's now age then.

>>54557190
But lobsters do

>>54556579
>AMZN dumped
>AWS slowing in growth
>Twitch showing more and more signs that its bleeding too much money to be sustainable

>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-04-11/twitch-cuts-in-safety-ai-ethics-raise-concerns-among-ex-workers

Kek its funny watching Twitch zoomers squirm and panic when the grim reality of them getting a real job irl is starting to hit them hard.

>>54556803
>If you're going to be parking money in an uninsured money market fund

shut the fuck up you fucking faggot. money market funds invest in short term US treasuries. there is no fucking risk investing in a money market fund no more then there is directly investing in short term US treasuries yourself

fucking faggot is long equities and needs all of you to pump the stock market instead of going into treasuries

>>54556778
>put cold drink on hot food

what the fuck. I'd eat all of that if it wasn't for that weird shit tho.

>>54556844
Have you seen their flag?
>>54557297
Atheists are quite the odd bunch.

Does anyone else have a fear that you have some debt of bill that you were supposed to pay, but never knew about.. and this whole time it's been racking up interest and fees, and some day they're just going to come to you with a court order and take everything?

>>54557303
You're angry because I'm right. It's not the money market's government securities that are in trouble, it's their investments in banking private debt.

>>54557380
if you don't have anything, they can't take your shit.

>>54557417
Dammit, I have to much. I need some kind of legal structure to protect my assets

>>54557174
I've been 2 two different gas stations over 2 different days and the Budweiser is literally untouched lmao!!! They get what they fucking deserve.

>>54557428
Everything I own fits in the back of a Chevy S10.

>>54557179

>I'M NOT ANTICIPATING A DOWNTURN
YELLEN IS A MUMU
MUMUS ARE YELLENS

Anyone here do call spreads on shitty companies / companies they dont like to get premium? Example: BYND, BRRC, LUMN, etc?

Has it been profitable for you? Any metrics you look for? How do you deal with low volume and high bid-ask spreads for the call spreads? Is there a certain risk:reward ratio or delta/percentage of probability you look for?

WISH
1:30 reverse split

>>54557380
backtaxes and infinite penalties from a misfiling is my fear.

>>54557380
I have an AWS bill from 2013 for $2.76 that I still haven't paid. They'll never take me alive.

>>54557380
No but I did several years ago. Some bum put my phone number down on some form and for months a collection agency kept calling me asking to speak to this guy. I kept telling them I don't know who that is and the number they were given is incorrect. He had a weird name, too. Name was apparently Treasure. I assume he is black.

>>54557485
me chinese
me play joke
me take a fat shit in a bag and sell it to you

I'm urging everyone to listen. I said it in my video to buy BUD puts that expire after earnings and I don't want you to miss out on free money. Their sales are down 30% on the quarter already and their weekly sales are down almost 80%. Do not miss out. Their woke pozzed female marketing VP literally just crashed the company because Klaus told her to make a tranny an advertising partner. Lol. Lmao even.

Uh oh mumutroons

>>54556612
Good

>>54557577
Just retest the precovid high and pain can ease

>>54557577
Sell in May, call everyone gay

>>54557577
I wish it was only going to be 10%.

>>54557577
...what did they mean by this? Long term I mean?

>>54557566
their fiscal quarter ended in march, it's too early for the tranny ad to reflect in their earnings.

>>54557656
It says their next earnings is May 4 premarket. Is that not right?

>>54557577
I'm thinking 60-70% in a few years

>>54557674
50% per year for the next three years.

>>54557577

I am much, much more confident rates are coming down than I am stocks will. If this print is hot it is a very good opportunity to get into TUA.

Stocks tho... who tf knows. Why sell if the printer is coming back? If the economy dies so does inflation, and then the printer can come back right in time for elections. Shrimple as that.

How do we cope with the fact that Dylan mulvaney is smarter, richer, more talented, and better looking than us? Her dick is probably bigger too.

>>54557656
>>54557666
Even if it's not in their Q1 earnings, their guidance will be shit and analysts will grill the fuck out of them on the call.

>>54557729
Probably by taking solace in the fact that I'm not mentally ill.

>>54557732
That's one of the few earnings calls i'm actually going to listen to. It's going to be a circus. The company should draw and quarter that psycho marketing VP for body bagging the entire company over this shit.

>>54557735
You’re not?
What are you doing here?

Maybe she’s not even gender dysphoric. It could just be part of the grift.

>>54557744
>she’s
yeah, no

>>54557683
The market can't go down over 100% you dumbfuck bobos, 3800 was the absolute bottom.

>>54557744
This is the internet fight club where the smart/successful people hang out. You don't really fit in, so I think you should go back.

>>54557783
>buying a stock that's 99% down because it only has 1% left to fall

I have an uncle that rants about mormons controlling the world like how normal people rant about jews.

>>54557795
I did just that with Carvana and it worked. Low risk extremely high reward potential.

>>54557839
what a retard

>>54557849
Meanwhile I make money and you stay on the sidelines because you're a loser like every other bobo, stay poor. You'll never see SPX below 4000 ever again.

>>54557785
>This is the internet fight club where the smart/successful people hang out. You don't really fit in, so I think you should go back.
actually the most r*ddit thing I've seen said in many months
unironically

>>54557856
lol

>>54557862
You're welcome, Mr. Peppers.

>>54557795
It's happening bro, in 2 more weeks SPY will finally hit 0. That's when we buy in!

All boboids should return to reddit with the rest of the permabears.

>>54557871
Keep hitting refresh on that VPN, my dude.

>>54557876
>NOOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE WHO IS BULLISH IS JUST SAMEFAGGING OR A FED SHILL!!!!!!!
Meds now, schizo.

>>54557869
Don’t talk to Brian like you know him.

>>54557785
This video is incredibly gay and way too long. Also, he says the Y chromosome is in every cell, but that wouldn’t be true for gametes. Otherwise, B+ work.

>>54557862
Oh fuck I forgot about Brian Peppers. Hope he's molesting nurses in heaven

>>54557871
>>54557874
>>54557881
>>54557884
>gets defensive about being a fed without being called one
Glowniggers killed the golden goose when they started believing in their own bullshit and silencing critics. You made your bed, now sleep in it. You can't Orwell your way out of a financial collapse that you created.

>>54557666
checked, but yeah the earnings dates are always for a period before the earnings. Companies always need to have time to prepare the earnings statement so they set a financial quarter and then have the earnings for that quarter like a month later than the actual quarter end date. In this case their earnings is covering a period that ended before they even published the ad that people are mad about. If they have bad earnings this quarter it won't be because of the ad

Just realized CPI is in 7 hours.

What would you define as the "market conditions" or "environment"?
Right now I want to consider: treasury yield, gold/silver, oil price, dxy, but other stuff like monthly unemployment rate, CPI, NFP, GDP data seems like it would be useful to have

>>54557917
>You can't Orwell your way out of a financial collapse that you created
Funny how Occupy Wallstreet turned into Gamergate and id politics, though

>>54557917
Nice projection, Vatnik. The economy is strong, and anyone spreading doomer propaganda can be assumed to be a literal Russian Fed.

>>54557948
Define strong

we wake to chaos in the morn, lads
sleep well, mumus
what shall
the dark pools brew?
CPI at 8:30
I might sleep to a loop of Yellen's assurances
if not yet
then treat this as a drill
soon/ish
smoke/mirrors
fake/gay
jews
Verification not required.

>>54557934
I'm expecting a pretty big number. Core is going to reaccelerate on a monthly basis to like 0.4 and the news is going to cheer like circus seals thinking that's a good number.

>>54557963
bad is good
good is good
down is up
up is up
buy now or be priced out forever

>>54557948
>economy collapsing because ofa demented retard
>GUYS WHATABOUTRUSSIA??
Lmao, every time they send you shills here it's because shit is about to hit the fan in the markets. Don't you feel at least a little bit bad inside about helping bankers dump on the average joe?

>>54557978
You've been going on schizo rants calling every bullish investor a Fed or shill for months, seek help, you are mentally unwell.

>>54557970
Perhaps true. I'm more interested in DXY.

>>54557821
He's probably right, them and the amish

>>54557986
>I've been monitoring all of your posts for months
>I'm totally not a shill btw
I would appreciate a detailed explanation on why you're accusing random people of being russians. Please, give the retardation full bore.

>>54557988
I could see some short term moves to the upside, choppy markets ahead

>>54557986
>seek help, you are mentally unwell.
Projecting hard

>>54557978
im going to keep buying bobo
driving u insane is an added return

>>54557917
>he doesn’t know about Long/Short chads
Pathetic.

>>54558008
>I would appreciate a detailed explanation on why you're accusing random people of being russians.
Because the economy is unironically really strong right now and Joseph R. Biden has nearly repaired all damage caused by the previous administration. Anyone still bearish has to have some sort of agenda.

>>54558026
lol

>futures

>The one guy upset that nobody told him about MARA

>>54558026
>Joseph R. Biden has nearly repaired all damage caused by the previous administration
Thanks, I needed this laugh.

>>54558034
I accept your concession, bobo.

What's up with vix futures? I never looked before but it says open but no movement since 4. Is this normal?

>>54558044
Markets is going nowhere.

>>54558042
>the perfect inverse signal doesn't exi-
Quick, what other stocks do you want me to buy?

>>54558058
ARKK is my main ETF.

The pivot will happen finally to save Boomer home prices. Boomers will see their homeland turn to ashes before they let real market forces enter real estate having spent decades preventing it from doing so.

>>54558075
SARK it is then. Got any other recommendations?

>>54558091
Chainlink and BTC.

>>54558095
What do you think about bank stocks? Any tickers that you'd recommend?

>>54558099
Bank stocks are boomer trash for midwits, the dollar is going to 0. You should be in tech stocks or crypto, only chainlink and BTC.

Prepare for the mother of pumps bro. I am calling it now, at least 3% today with european indices at least 4%. Bobos are gonna get absolutely wr3kt today

>>54558123
I'm a permabull but it will probably only be like a 1% pump, the market already knows inflation is coming in really low and we priced it in over the last few weeks. Everyone has known for weeks that nowcasting only has 0.30 MoM CPI.

>>54558114
Okay, so broad short on the entire banking sector, since they all have a lot of exposure, got it.

>>54558137
Shorting is immoral and should be banned.

I'm starting to really hate the stock market.

>>54558143
>Hedging your position is bad
>Playing the downside is bad

>>54558145
trade bonds?

>>54558143
>Shorting is immoral and should be banned.

>>54558156

bobo wants it to crash
but it wont crash
poor bobo

>>54558151
Stop trying to time the market when it's proven not to work. DCA and ETFs is the way.

>>54558162
wtf im literally shaking right now

a 10% correction is unironically bullish

All. Out. Of. Sidewalk.

>>54558162
I'm gonna gang rape her again

>>54558044
>>54558049
VIX isn't being measured yet

>>54558145
>a bloo bloo
trade forex, trade soft commodities, trade index >futures

>>54558171
I want it to keep crabing. Short high, cover low, simple as. I'd be gutted if it went straight down because I would close too quickly.

>>54558217
We've been painting a perfect copy of the bubble meme chart. We're going to break downward very soon.

>>54558173
I will do so when I have a backtested strategy that beats the market, and, actually implement it with real money once forward testing agrees after 3-4 months

Markets aren't nothing but a G thang

https://youtu.be/8GliyDgAGQI

>>54558181
No one man can pull off a gang rape.

Well, except for the Rape Em Kid.

Guys I’m the guy that said 100% YANG the previous thread
I was hoping the China Taiwan thing was gonna make me money but now I’m kinda scared
Any opinions?

>>54558279
You're free to join the team.

>>54558296
China bought out US leadership, why do you think they'll make any destructive move? We'll wake up one October morning to a fait accompli.

>>54558232
Yeah well I've allowed myself to be a victim of the crab from waiting for the big crash to happen any second now for over a year. I'd rather benefit from the crab and miss the big dump than get nothing out of the crab and get more of the big dump.

u r so retarded i swear

no u

>>54558035
this looks very fun

Yields...

Any futures trading bros, looking to get into the game but am look for resources or things to look out for.

>>54558376
opps

ITS HAPPENING STARBREEZE BROS WE HIT 2SEK+ PER SHARE

Redwood pharma is gamble of the day steady so far

>>54558380
Buy low, sell high, take contango/backwardation into consideration if it's significant, like for VIX or Oil.

>tfw when 5 days of crab but then you realise it's both cpi and fomc minutes day

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11962739/More-2-000-people-evacuated-inferno-engulfs-plastic-recycling-plant-Indiana.html

here we fucking go again

https://www.kold.com/2023/04/11/graphic-least-18000-cattle-killed-dairy-farm-explosion/

prices of beef is gonna moon like eggs did

>>54558535
>>54558543
bobo put the doomer news down

>>54558543
>dairy farm
>price of beef will moon
I dont know about this one anon

Why is smg so slow. Entertain me pls, Jesus Christ.

>>54558543
Why are the jews trying to starve us?

can anyone give me a quick rundown on what is likely going to happen with China and Taiwan? Is it another nothingburger or is it serious this time? I've been able to break even with SOXL recently. Should I sell now and try again with a lower average?

BOIL better dump tomorrow

>>54558595
>The end of Greedflation must surely come. Otherwise, we may be looking at the end of capitalism.

Does the "LAST" trade for an option have a window / time frame like the last 24 hours or something? Or could this last trade be from like a month ago?

>>54558655
This. I'm trying to double my position lol but not at these prices. Give me $3.10 again.

Remember that every day through next monday this etf rolls a fifth of its funds to the much more expensive july contract. That's like a guaranteed -3% weight to each day lmao. Yesterday's pump would've been huge without it.

dump BOIL DUMP let me buy more

scalperchads are making a fucking killing in this crab market.

Alright nerds, I modeled data from 2000 to today which includes the 10-2 bonds, silver, gold, SPX, DXY, oil, VIX, and a few ratios. I did not detrend the data, I'm just looking at raw values, and this is probably wrong.
Anything in green tends to have a strong correlation; in this case it's the 10 and 2 year bonds, and silver and gold. Interestingly, gold tends to inverse the 10 year treasury.
What I think is neat is that the SPX:OIL ratio tends to trend around the 25-50 range.

I attached a bunch of useless metrics on the bottom as well. In particular, I looked at the 50 and 200 day MA and the 50/200 stoch process to turn them all into ratios. The SPX:OIL ratio is falling which means long USO short SPY might be a valid play, but they are spuriously correlated; most of that looks like it was from oil's recent rally.

I bought FNGD at close for today's dump. Now I'm not so sure.

>>54558738
It's not quite oversold on the RSI (it actually is trending upwards and had an 12% week), but it looks like it's about to cross my baseline and I have two confirmations on my chart.

need some good penny stocks to short

>>54558767
BHS

>>54558790
nice, thanks

>>54558134
>reddit troon is a permabull
Woah shocked
And there are idiots here saying reddit is bobo land

Mother of god, why did I sell steel so early? The stocks just keep pumping like crazy... 70% just this year reeeeeeeeeeeee. I thought recession was supposed to be bad for these sorts of businesses. FFS I fell for the FUD again.
Btw, thanks for the tip to the unknown brave /smg/bro that talked about steel couple of months back

>>54558636
no one? SOXL / SOXS are some of the most talked about etfs here and nobody has any thoughts on the current China and Taiwan situation?

>>54558944
nigga no one knows, we could have ww3 in 5 years. yea i thinnk TSMC would be heemed

>>54557190
Speak for yourself, jew

>>54558941
>see's green
>doesn't see the value of money dropping
>falls for the smoke and mirrors and thinks this isn't recession

>>54558941
It is only bad for the workers now. Business will run 100% of the year. The right wing won.

>>54559007
t. Nancy Pelosi laughing to the bank for a century

In my dream inflation numbers came in light. Do what you will with that information.

Cramer is bullish and you faggots think you know better? Based on what?

>>54559003
There is no recession. Only poor people are suffering from inflation and FED's definition of "high rates". Inflation is unironically ultra bullish based on the evidence that companies keep making more and more money since they can increase prices and blame it on inflation and guess what? People have no choice but to buy
Unless FED goes really darn hard, the market will keep getting away with this bullcrap

>>54559078
>middle class are now poor people
as planned

people really think the rest of the world won't continue to rape eachother while the us mexico and canada continue to develop while they resume production responsibility, SAD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AbN7J2Ysyw

>>54556611
are the mutts releasing any of these meme numbers this week?

I want to get back into video editing, is haxNode a trusted software cracker? I don't want to trust le reddit and i'm a /biz/ hermit these days

>>54556611
Pay attention to the difference between PPI and CPI. much cost pressure lies dormant in the companies, which is only gradually being passed on to consumers

alright so are we pumping or dumping today?

>>54559233
How long would that normally lag?

>>54558279
Sheriff and his posse have spotted the Rape Em Kid hiding out at Rosa’s Cantina in El Paso. Won’t be long now folks.

>>54558543
Dairy cattle is made into cheap hamburgers for fast food. This shouldn’t effect real beef.

>>54559326
Cute dragon

>>54559205
What an ugly man

>>54558958
Would they double up on me for a million dollars?

>>54559352
ANSWER ME

Retard here. Are there any programs that can predict how well a stock will perform based on past performances?

>>54559404
no

>>54559400
Based fellow GU enjoyer

>>54559404
Gimme name and I'll provide you with an answer, m8

>>54557297
>safety ai
wtf are they that scared of

>>54559478
Her return.

>>54559464
Her name is Giulia Valeriani
https://mega.nz/folder/agoBwZ5Z#TquVSqItVBhMU-Q1HI1khw

>>54557947
>Occupy Wallstreet
One decade later the left sides with the corporations and government.. what a fun ride were on

>>54559330
depends on the gap. PPI rose a lot in 2022. In EU some products were up 70%. the gap is closing, but it is still there, as you can see in my trusty excel file

What kind of cpi do we get

NATGAS LOADING UP, READY FOR TAKEOFF. (Saturday germoney shuts off their last nucular plants)

I'm tired of not making money

I'm going all in on the market with my life savings, then it will either crash or pump to the moon - I'm tired of this bullshit market action let's see some heads roll

>>54559529
Loaded at BOIL $3.20. Hoping for more red with contract roll week.

>>54559529
what a sudden and unpredictable event

>>54559498
No wonder the Italian market is so bullish... damn, Italians are just built different aren't they? Then again, "fitness trainer" on Instagram, which means steroids are involved.

Good morning benchods

>>54559498
Not bad. Enji is the better cosplayer though (and hotter). What is up with those lewd comics though?

>>54559555
yes

>>54559160
will the world ever care about your country?

>>54558406
>40% up
LETS GOOOOOOOOO

>>54556778
do pigs who buy these bother with forks, or do they just smash their face in and chow down?

CPI in less than an hour. I'm scared bros.

WHO IS BUYING... WHO?!?!?

Yellen claims she does not see a downturn in the markets

Yeah just like how she said inflation was "transitory", and we all know how that played out

Signs point towards a market correction

>>54559716
Why anyone trusts jews let alone THAT jew is beyond me

how many bongs until cpi

>>54559777
half-and-a-bit

>>54559777
33 bings

>>54559777
30 minutes
Projections are for core to be lower than overall. But food didn’t go down, and gasoline went up. Sounds like they plan another fake report.

>>54559798
>Projections are for core to be lower than overall
Priced in
>But food didn’t go down, and gasoline went up.
Priced in
>Sounds like they plan another fake report.
Priced in

>>54559798
Bzzt. Core *higher than overall

>>54559716
As if anybody from a state would say anything negative and scare people. It's their job to not cause panic. Panic alone can cause damage, even unjustified damage (bankrun even though bank has no problems)

>>54559805
Forward looking

>>54559820
MU and Samsung shills are so forward looking than even shit guidance for next quarters didn't scare them and instead kept their emphasis the 2025 recovery. Insane

thread's pretty slow for a pre-cpi

I'd like to make an announcement that I purchased 1000 genuine shares of SOXS company at close yesterday, and I am scared

>>54559502
They got co-oped so hard man

>>54559869
I'm a bear, that was sarcasm for bullfags.

>>54559875
Everyone's getting their ducks in a row, you do have your ducks in a row don't you anon?

>>54559914
i don't even own ducks

>>54559914
You ever try to line up 458 ducks? It’s hard enough just to keep them in the same room.

>>54559920
you still have an hour before opening bell. quickly go down to the local park and get some free ducks before they are all gone.

we gaining PBR bros

>>54559920
ngmi

>>54559920
Where the fuck do you even get your eggs?

>>54556612
>Money market mutual funds “are increasingly a financial black hole where liquidity goes to die,”
So it's ok when big money parks their cash there but as soon as retail goys do the same it's a problem? The fuck bros Im still waiting for my MM to become marginable. I'll be creating some liquidity with margin in no time, just waiting my time in MM fund purgatory.

>>54559993
kroger

>>54559920
bro get some ducks

>>54559972
It will always mess me up that this doesn't stand for Pabst Blue Ribbon

China's going to take Taiwan and we're going to look like little bitch boys.

PaRaDiGm ChAnGe

>>54560018
Good

>>54559920
>thread's pretty slow for a pre-cpi
My ducks live inside with me and the dogs.

>>54560018
I would wager they take it by diplomatic means and intimidation and not military force unless they just want to flex to the world about their new army/navy.

>>54560018
Never underestimate the ability for chinks to fuck things up

we gaan, y/n?

>>54560055
dubs of truth

anyone baking?

The last smgger

fuck this gay market

>>54560113
if the market is gay and you want to fuck it, what does that make you?

BOBO ARE YOU OK?

CPI 0.1% MoM, Exp. 0.2%
CPI 5.0% YoY, Exp. 5.1%

CPI Core 0.4% MoM, Exp. 0.4%
CPI Core 5.6% YoY, Exp. 5.6%

Core even higher than last month, ayy

lmao. lol even

>>54560075
Let the MM fund managers do it

>>54560119

>>54560122
Those... Numbies... Ice... Cold... Cooling... Inflation... Bobo... BTFO...

>>54560018
>>54560053
Yeah I'm sure China is super eager to show off their military strength right now. To show the world why exactly no one buys their jet engines.

>>54560122
We will never see a red day again...

all the short covering will be insane

Gold is pumping too, huh?

Whelp my bearish thesis has been invalidated, time to long I guess.

>>54559032
If only you listened

bobo btfo

So they are going to start printing again while the economy and the job market are flying anyway. That's it, we will never get back to a normal monetary policey.

I was promised the death of markets

So Core is sticky but no one cares as long as there is a tiny bit of good news somewhere else?

>>54560193
>going to start printing again
it never stopped, they just added a step in between.

https://www.bls.gov/news.release/archives/cpi_04122023.htm

CPI

>>54560200
Hasn't JP said that core is what he cares about most?

INFLATION 0.1% LESS THAN EXPECTED BUY BUY BUY REDDIT BUY

>>54560200
>tiny bit of good news
you know like, AMC, GME, SIGA, BBBY, FRC....

>>54560219
Yes

>>54560200
Which was to be expected since OIL was +100 in april (as well as wheat and other metals)

>>54560193
>the economy
nah things are slowing down significantly. people aren't spending as much(im basing this on the business i work in, so its anecdotal)

I want some of that bls. Theyre still saying energy prices are falling to produce the low numbers.

Could also be another scamwick as on 13th december where market pumped insanely on CPI and then crashed all the way back and further down. Day later was FED rate hike and we fell. Who knows at this point?

>>54560236
>people aren't spending as much
heard this since 2005

>>54560218
Yeah, but the market decided otherwise. You can't argue with a price and it's not like the FED hasn't changed their mind just because the market said so. FED is spineless and we all know it.

the good guys won!

>>54560236
nothing to do with everyone being in debt to the absolute tits right?

mp 2% run in pre already ohhhh boyyy

>>54560218
>>54560220
Yeah, that's why I wonder why this clown market is so strongly upward biased, where as data shows things are still fucked. Like, how long can we maintain high PE with shit economy? forever? "these are just numbers, lol"?
We might as well go for 1000 PE, right?

>>54560278
one word
>Inflation.

>>54560278
>he didn't buy under 1000PE
>his lineage will be priced out for a millennium

Baking

>>54560242
It's obvious that this release has purposefully been soft to warrant a pause by the FED.
Numbers will be revised upwards later this year.
Inflation will re-accelerate with Oil trending higher.
Rate hikes will be coming back fall '23.
>full retard FED pause soft landing rate cuts soon infinite QE by '24 anticipation euphoria
might propel the S&P 500 close to ATH by eoy.

what is happening?

>>54560308
newfags are getting BTFO

>>54560308
Bear market is over. Spy 500 by August.

>>54560307
>Rate hikes will be coming back fall '23.
they won't stop between there either.

>>54560308
America won Jack! The slurpers faith has been rewarded.

>>54560267
Can you say soft landing? You are correct, but the institutions still exist to accept your loan payments so we GANN

Headlne 5% is complete garbage if you factor in at what price OIL, wheat, metals were in March/april last year.

>>54560308
next stop SPY $435

>>54560289
I'm not willing to believe that the gov is purposely maintaining such an insane irrationality in the market. In this case, just let Blackrock or Vanguard run the country, right? what could go wrong?

sneed's feed and seed, formerly chuck's

>>54560326
COPE

>>54560322
I don't think so.
They'll leave the rates unchanged from here until fall.

The market remained irrational longer than I remained solvent

begin operation crash pump before open
no gains must reach the goyim

Pic rel is BOBO and the FED

>>54560258
Why I'm not bothering today honestly. I'd rather have a good night's sleep not worrying about it

>>54560258
I sure hope so!

Holy shit someone bake

>>54560374
>someone
you do it

someone check the oven ffs

>>54560374
This is the last thread. Didn’t you know?

The price for electricty despite the low price of EU and US natgas is still higher than before H2 2021. 2020 the price was at 20-30/MWh, not it's still +100-110 MWh. These are costs, that can't be passed on to the consumer. And the state atm funds the costs to a degree. Don't know how these economies manage all that atm.

>>54560384
>>54560384

>>54560374
Fuck you, if Bobo dies we all die.

> t. Cashgang