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>> No.54544570
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>>54544545
First for Osaka.

>> No.54544609

>futures
I'm getting too black for this shit.

>> No.54544615
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Tell me what to buy to make money tomorrow

>> No.54544627

>>54544615
SOXS calls. This is medical advice.

>> No.54544630
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mumus
r
gay

>> No.54544637

Boomers are going to detonate as health bill/end of life care debt pinatas since their children have no money to support them. The homes will be sold to service those debts.
And yet there are STILL retards talking about "LE GREAT WEALTH TRANSFER"
How do I short this stupidity?

>> No.54544658
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>>54544630
Bulls heem
Bobos scheme

>> No.54544662
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>>54544630

>> No.54544719
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imagine not using GPT4's help when you shop for stocks that aren't crap.

>> No.54544727

>>54544719
I would take this more seriously if the info was sourced properly

>> No.54544740

>>54544727
just copy and paste the raw numbers from chartmill or yahoo finance. To keep it unbiased remove any mention of the stock or the industry it's in.

>> No.54544760

>>54544719
>google results but in paragraph format and without any citations or references so it can be wrong and still SEEM right
This is just the next midwit grift. Which is fine since VCs are just nepobaby midwits to begin with.
It does show how shit google search has become with SEO parasites.

>> No.54544797
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54544797

Just as a threadly reminder, antisemitism will NOT be tolerated in this general and if you chuds need a deterrent, watch this.

https://youtu.be/FmPjzwB0EwY

>> No.54544808

>>54544760
>based on the provided statistics
>google results but in paragraph format and without any citations or references so it can be wrong and still SEEM right
read the first line in the answer, faggot. You don't feed google search with the numbers straight out of SEC filings to ask its opinion, or do you?

>> No.54544831
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I'm too lazy to do anything other than average into market tracking ETFs when they're under a 200 day moving average

>> No.54544832
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>>54544719
>GFI

>> No.54544837
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Markets and retail are all ignoring the warning signs that a recession is cumming. This is exactly the perfect scenario for a coming crash. This fake bull run will probably even go higher... to trap more people into this fake bull run...

I predicted this last year. Fake golden bull run is on like donkey kong..

>> No.54544848
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How do I survive the turmoil to come? Do I even want to if I have nothing now?

>> No.54544850

fucking early bakers i wasnt done arguing
i'm aobut to take a shot of 100mg pure THC and start a fight

>> No.54544881
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BAKING
>BAKING
BAKING
>BAKING
BAKING
>BAKING

>> No.54544901

>>54544848
I'll save you Anon.

>> No.54544907

Oil oligarchs this better not be a bart...

>> No.54544916

>>54544797
C’mon rorkler, there’s obviously a better link than that:
https://youtu.be/vEikBm04-FI

>> No.54544961

>>54544916
No more...

>> No.54544963

How often do people actually exercise their options just to collect dividends? Do I have to avoid selling calls spanning those dates? I have some with some fairly high yields.

>> No.54545018
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54545018

Let this groove, set in your shoes,
Stand up, alright
Gonna tell you what you can do,
With my love, alright
Let you know girl you're looking good
You're out of sight and alright
Move yourself and glide like a 747
Loose yourself in the sky among the clouds in the heavens

>> No.54545027

Anyone else buy the BPT bottom?
>>54544570
Sex with my wife Osaka!

>> No.54545065

>>54544963
Depends. If your counterparty is retail they'll probably fuck it up, but most of the time it's some MM arb that's shorting the equity and exercising as soon as it crosses the threshold where the option premium is less than the dividend payout.
Also depends a bit on your brokerage. IBKR runs a table of all accounts with open contracts then rolls a number and goes down the list from there until it runs out of matching contracts that got exercised. So even if 50% exercise, you'll probably see an all or nothing outcome on whether your specific set gets assigned.

If you're holding covered calls going into ex-div, you might as well keep them just in case since it's free money if they don't exercise.

>> No.54545084

I made buys on NVIDIA, I assume the stock will go up with all the AI buzz. Anyone else buying AI related stocks?

>> No.54545132
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What should I be doing right now if I know that we're going to have 1929/another great depression X2 in a few months?

>> No.54545135
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>futures

>> No.54545140

Tomorrow 0dte puts or calls again. So excited!

>> No.54545240

>>54544837
you predicted that the feds would get their soft landing nigger. don't make me look in the archives

>> No.54545252

What's your pick for gold and why?

>> No.54545296

when will this fake and gay pump finally end. it's getting ridiculous

>> No.54545298

>>54545252
Yes.

>> No.54545322
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>futures

>> No.54545325

>>54545252
Your two weeks too late

>> No.54545338

>>54545296
2 year yields have to peak, that when every crash has happened

>> No.54545358

>>54545338
Didn't they peak a month ago?

>> No.54545362
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>futures

>> No.54545369

>>54545358
no due to the brave and stunning actions of the treasury department they were able to prevent a financial meltdown and temporarily moved the inverted yield curve left for a few more months
so you'll have to wait a few more weeks for things to start unravelling

>> No.54545404
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Yields...

3M is the highest

>> No.54545409

What is the fastest and cheapest method for me to move a barely 6 figure stock and ETF portfolio to Bitcoin? Can I just sell everything at my broker and buy a Bitcoin ETF or am I supposed to withdraw everything and move to crypto exchange? Looking at gbtc ETF but people say it trades far from NAV since it's at risk of collapse. I would like to move everything asap even tomorrow if possible and looking for ideas.

>> No.54545429

>>54545325
Time in the market not timing the market

>> No.54545440

>>54545252
Go back to your general

>> No.54545454

>>54545440
I meant gold stocks obviously

>> No.54545466
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oil bros.................are we back?

>> No.54545481

>>54545338
VIX is below 20 besides upcoming CPI, PPI prints and the start of Q1 earnings season.
literally no fear in the market. (((people))) are just buying every fucking dip
makes no sense

>> No.54545490
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>>54545466
No

>> No.54545494

>>54545429
Classic baggie cope

>> No.54545576

>>54545429
>Time in the market not timing the market
I hope this sentiment gets blown out of the water soon.

>> No.54545629

I'm employed but I don't work.

>> No.54545662

>>54545629
nice

>> No.54545730
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i ate too much and feel sick/can't sleep. now i'm looking for my next big stock pick.

>> No.54545741
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>>54545730
i ate too much too burp

>> No.54545776

>>54545576
It can't. People will average down on their bags no matter what

>> No.54545782
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>>54545741
i feel like the market still has some downside. my friend that works in construction said things are slowing down, and my buddy that works at a car dealership said he's starting to see cancellations of orders.

>> No.54545783

Should I ape in weekly COIN calls at open?

>> No.54545787
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>>54545782
i think so too, my job is a lot slower, truck cancellations. but isnt the market forward looking and knows that?

>> No.54545790

>>54545576
>>54545776
It already has if you're older. As you get older that time in the market stuff becomes less true because your retirement can change -40%. Like if someone stayed in the market until 2008 and then was going to retire their retirement budget would have had to go down quite a bit. Obviously they don't take it out all at once but having some timing certainly would have helped.

>> No.54545809

>>54545787
It may have. I think the jobless claims are going to go up eventually though, and I don't think that is priced in. People are actually buying the jobs reports numbers but if you look around hiring is for sure slowing dramatically. That data might just be flat wrong / delayed. I mean there is no way construction is going to keep ticking along with rates like this, no way. All the work being done now started before the hikes started. It's going to take a year or so for that to play out, same with real estate.

You selling semi trucks or consumer trucks?

>> No.54545818

>>54544719
wow, a lot of this is wrong

>> No.54545850

>>54545818
AI is very confidently wrong sometimes lol

>> No.54545867

>>54544719
>number one argument
>analyst target

KWAB

>> No.54545891

>>54545409
Wouldn't a bitcoin ETF loose a lot of value against bitcoin because of fees, contango and whatnot? Also Bitcoin is worth exactly zero

>> No.54545898
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are you ready bears bros?

>> No.54545915
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>>54545898

>> No.54546081

Can someone explain the purpose of buying an options contract far otm?

>> No.54546095

Ehm, sweettoothbros? Sugar, Orange Juice, Cocoa

>> No.54546118

>>54545898
>Literally one (1) other instance decades ago
>ITS THE SAME THING
Holy shit I hate you guys sometimes.

>> No.54546134

Mumus base case seems to be fundamentals don't matter anymore.
Well, gold is rising and that tends to lead the market into collapse.

>> No.54546138

>>54546118
just keep burying your head in the sand and living on hopium, I don't care.

>> No.54546149

>>54546138
I will and when we rally you'll owe me an apology.

>> No.54546153

>>54546149
okay, does +.02 tomorrow count as a rally to you? or shall we wait until the end of June?

>> No.54546171

>>54546153
SPY 450 EOY.

>> No.54546188

>>54546171
SPY 450 at EOY will be worth SPY today.

>> No.54546192

>>54546188
Inflation will be at 3% by August

>> No.54546195

>>54546192
lol

>> No.54546203
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>>54546095
why is sugar going so high

balanced breakfast bros............not like this

>> No.54546213

>>54546203
Say no to diabetes commodities, invest in Oats (May 2023).

>> No.54546215

>>54546213
invest in corn

>> No.54546228

>>54546203
biden is going to destroy gas cars with increased ethanol mandates to suppress gas prices from sinking his pathetic presidential re-election bid.

>> No.54546240

>>54545135
who's this lady? I've seen her in redmoa.

>> No.54546255
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>>54546240
Mrs. Incredible

>> No.54546260
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I cant buy premarket and its poomping. market hours are the most rigged shit ive ever seen.

>> No.54546263

COFFEE ROBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTAAAAAa

>> No.54546269

>>54546255
Mrs.Fatty

>> No.54546274

>>54546260
buy mid morning when everyone dumps, sell mid-morning noon, then buy back in during the late day pump. activate your bear brain for a sideways market and learn to love life my friend.

>> No.54546287
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>FRC
when moon?

>> No.54546291

>>54546274
>learn to love life
I can't do it.

>> No.54546304

>>54546291
you will once you learn how easy it is to make money in a bear market where mumu's are still bagholding. Most of my investments are long term, but I save 10% for day trading and have found my four favorite flat/decaying stocks to short and make more money than I do at my actual job.

>> No.54546312

>>54546287
Sell signal

>> No.54546316

boilbros, congrats on yesterday's pump. Today is the start of the bimonthly contract roll. Sell ITM covered calls on your shares ASAP

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>>54546312

>> No.54546329

>>54546312
>Sell signal

Buy signal

>> No.54546339

>>54546287
Also, while I do agree it's absolutely going to recover and regionals are basically free money once the fed pivots, even Dimon said the crisis isn't over. I genuinely think there's still a decent amount of slurping potential here and regionals can go even lower if earnings are worse than expected. I'm expected a small dump for Q1 earnings before jumps in whatever Quarter the fed decided to pivot.

>> No.54546373

>>54546339
I think banks are going to continue to fail for the next several months and people will keep putting their money into the market for the idea that it is safe there, pumping the market beyond it's means to do anything with the excess capital. Nobody will be able to get loans, those with loan will no longer have access to bail out the loans they got locked up into from the days of easy money. It's gonna be brutal. Everything is already extremely overvalued, and the fed has infinite money to prop everything up endlessly it seems. Then the overinflated stock market bubble pops because nobody has any money to buy anything but the fed.

>> No.54546374

is DXY correlated or anticorrelated to SP500 ?

>> No.54546381

>>54546373
*credit, not bail out of loans

>> No.54546388

>>54545850
>AI is very confidently wrong sometimes lol
AI is trained to produce well-polished, gramatically sound sentences which differentiates it from most discussions on the internet. This superficial feature should not distract from the fact that its inputs are just as low-quality or intentionally wrong, as everything else you read about financial matters.

>> No.54546395

>>54546388
you can tell the difference between zoomies and people that lived through the 80's and 90's, literally everything was a scam to take money from the gullible.

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>>54546260
>he doesn't invest exclusively in futures
ngmi

>> No.54546410
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Fake pump.

>> No.54546435

I've noticed a lot of people pretending to be rich are trying to sell their homes and vehicles rather suddenly.

>> No.54546473

>>54546374
anti

>> No.54546479
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based FBI chads saving the day

>> No.54546480
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What does biz think of tobacco stocks? Dividend yields are good and people always want to smoke. Doesn't get social media bullshiet like beer and if anyone captures cannabis it's going to be the tobacco guys.

>> No.54546495

>>54546274
yeah I do that already but constantly having to think about how far away it will move and will it time correctly to open lower if you sell now to save gains but give up some of the move higher. its annoying
>>54546399
"its too risky" says my broker Im going to call them though

>> No.54546522

>>54546495
I never understood the aversion of retail for futures. They'll buy OTM calls at the worst time but they wouldn't be caught dead buying /ES futures.

>> No.54546524
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>>54546479
I need a based FBI Stacy in my life

>> No.54546543

>>54546524
She will probably put her tongue in your ass because shes a dumb zoomer

>> No.54546544

>>54546522
futures are better in every way but to new traders its not even mentioned even though it should be

>> No.54546559

>>54546263
Isnt coffee

>> No.54546566

>another day of making 3x of what my job pays me shorting MCFNF, this stock won't moon for awhile, it's just hilarious how easy it is to make money from it.

>> No.54546573

>>54546566
their major investors are top cap oil companies money changing and holding.

>> No.54546583

>>54546479
based chad terrorists

>> No.54546603

>>54546573
lol so this is just a company waiting to get bought by conoco phillips

>> No.54546609

I feel like an old man and need to get a rocker so I can lay under the blankets and sip my morning coffee

>> No.54546612

>>54546603
there will be a bid war, it's a glowie stock.

>> No.54546628

>>54546559
It's coffee, but the less favourable. It still outperforms arabica atm for reasons I don't know. THailand produces it on masse. Maybe some Taifun bullshit wrecking the harvest

>> No.54546633

>>54546612
These companies have been trying to get a foothold into untapped or underproduced oilfields in Germany for decades. Their guise is natural gas that is now classified as 'green energy' since the nordstream 2 'accident'. All that I am saying is the stock is pretty consistently bought and sold in an automated fashion.

>> No.54546644
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FRESH BREAD
>>54545024
>>54545024
>>54545024
NEW

>> No.54546671
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What stocks are you fags buying/shorting today?
I was thinking about buying some Organigram, but the stock is up 16% in the past 24 hours and I'm afraid it might drop a bit before their earnings conference (today amc)

>> No.54546716
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>>54546644
they are still holding these bags

>> No.54546718

who else is loading up on bbby?

>> No.54546720

>>54546644
it's not even filled faggot.

>> No.54546814
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>one of my stocks just payed me a portion of the profits from this quarter without my consent

>> No.54546818
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SI

>> No.54546825

>there is a free market for fiat currencies, with the
most reliable at the time used by third parties
>93% of exchange-traded futures and options are in USD or EUR
why is there talk about china as the new global reserve?

>> No.54546849

>>54546644
i hate you faggots and wish poverty upon you

>> No.54546870

>>54546644
why are these posts not getting banned?

why is it when you join this thread and tell them what you think about them you will catch a 3 day ban faster than anywhere else on 4chan?

>> No.54546893

Ever wonder wich stock is every janitor's (and reddit mod)? Me neither but I definitly know the answer.

>> No.54546932

>>54546825
>93% of exchange-traded futures and options are in USD or EUR
yeah but the global trade is probably shifting to yuan.

>> No.54546936

>>54546825
It's 2 week FUD.

>> No.54546945

>>54546479
Bullish

>> No.54546951

>>54544881
who is that? young ritsuko?

>> No.54546959
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cpi release in 1hr
predictions???

>> No.54546969

>>54546959
*25hrs you unaware muppet

>> No.54546971

>>54546959
I predict they wait until tomorrow to release CPI. Was this bait?

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>>54546969
>>54546971
it's not on tuesdays?

>> No.54546981

Guys the whore troon mods perma-perma-banned me (on my main IP). I had 3 appeals and they refused them all. The biz mod really is a fucking cunt troon and should get killed IRL.
Also fuck this nigger market.

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>futes

>> No.54547022
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Kek
Lmao
>Nigger market

>> No.54547033

>>54545322
If you squish the rich guy you can take his comically large bag of cash

>> No.54547034

the meltdown is upon us
SQQQ chads we eating good this week

>> No.54547039

Why are we dumping on no news?

>> No.54547051

>>54547039
shit's fucked m8

>> No.54547052

>>54546255
More like mr. Not credible

>> No.54547071
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Bull bros report in

>> No.54547073

>>54547039
Based no news baitposter

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>>54547071
>red id
Oh no!

>> No.54547090

CPI is now wednesday
why did the jews do this?

>> No.54547092
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54547092

>>54544797
Oh c'mon

>> No.54547101

Remember to max out your Roth IRA with dividend aristocrats. You’ll want to guarantee steady income in your golden years and it can be passed down following your death. If you don’t give your children tax free distributions for the rest of their lives following your death you are pretty stupid.

>> No.54547113

>>54547090
they hate god

>> No.54547120

>>54547022
That just heralds the great pivot

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>>54546479

>> No.54547153

So like, what’s going on?

>> No.54547161

>>54547033
I think the image is depicting that proles are expendable vs the rich.

>> No.54547162
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>>54544797
>mfw I read an offtopic post by the smg beggar

>> No.54547169

>>54547153
Buy.

>> No.54547175

>robinhood isnt at zero yet
Whats taking so long?

>> No.54547195

>>54547101
Based, I'm aussie so my pickings are slim (bkw and sol which have a cross shareholding anyway), what are the solid US aristocrats?

>> No.54547255
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uuuoooooh bratty market needs rate correction

>> No.54547263

Any /smg/ bros familiar with this garbage stock?

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/RECAF/

Apparently they have lots of land rights in Africa, not sure how promising it is.

>> No.54547273

Weekly puts on ATVI?

>> No.54547298
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54547298

i sure hope my calls print
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lubfVhQQEhA

>> No.54547299

>>54547255
Based af

>> No.54547311

>>54544797
Jews don't exist, they're literally just another psy-op to distract us from Hunter Biden's overseas business dealings, the FTX collapse, and niggers.

>> No.54547321

Coinbase already went up a ton yesterday why is it still going? This stock is fucking retarded. It just had really bad news recently too

>> No.54547323

>BOIL
goddammit I should have bought

>> No.54547327

>>54547311
What if we were the psy-ops all along

>> No.54547334

>>54547323
Buh duh rull

>> No.54547337
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54547337

almost time for the only markets that matter
no one cares about all those
SHITHOLE COUNTRIES

>> No.54547346

>>54547321
slurpers and 0dte
don't worry recession has already started and they'll get liquidated

>> No.54547352

>>54547101
New rules say inherited IRAs must be fully distributed out to the beneficiaries within 10 years now but it is tax free

>> No.54547358

>>54547346
I thought for most stocks you could only buy calls that expire Friday, no?

>> No.54547372

>>54547358
spx offers them every day

>> No.54547381

>>54547321
coinbase follows BTC.

>> No.54547395
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54547395

Should I put my day trading capital into SWVXX, SCHD, OR JEPI? I haven't been able to goomble all month because I've been sitting in SWVXX waiting for my position to become marginable after 30 days. Will the markets be closed for good by then? What do?

>> No.54547397

Short the ruble

>> No.54547398

>>54547372
Yes that I know. But COIN doesn’t. The move already happened idk why it’s gotta rip so much higher than the actual crypto itself

>> No.54547409
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>>54544658
I like this

>> No.54547422

>>54547397
How?

>> No.54547428
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>>54544719
Why don't you have one that determines bull/bear decision and execute the trade within microseconds of the regularly scheduled early leaked data drops?

>> No.54547443

>>54547352
May I see these rules

>> No.54547444

>>54547395
JUS LET IT
GET SOME
APRS
IN HOOD
WHILE YOU WAIT
ON THA
GREAT HEEM
TO COME

>> No.54547450

Why in hell did I ever believe any bobo crap? Mosr stocks in EU are ATH or near it. Even tech companies with shitty guidance and earnings have gaped up and are closing in on ATH. Just what in hell is this market

>> No.54547459

>>54547195
KO, JNJ, O, NEE, HRL, MMM, ABT

>> No.54547473
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>>54547450
Indication of a pviot

>> No.54547491

>>54547450
where do stocks tend to crash from
all time lows
or
all time highs
?

>> No.54547515

>>54547450
biggest bull trap in history

>> No.54547520
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54547520

What's the point of investing and saving if im going to die alone? What's the point of retirement anyway? I'll be alone with no heirs and if I'm unable to work I'm probably not healthy enough to do anything else.

>> No.54547526

>>54547444
Im not a HOOD nigga, never have been. But you are essentially saying SWVXX then, which is what I thought and it's why I'm waiting the 30 days. I'm just itching to short COIN that's all

>> No.54547527

>>54547520
life is crap even if you are rich and cater to a roastie and her kids

>> No.54547532
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54547532

>>54547450
>>54547515

>> No.54547536

for me, it's semiconductors

>> No.54547538
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54547538

>>54547515
yes
I am lookin' for a good exit on muh
DE
in fact, which is sad because I just want to hold it for years and let it go up and up and up and up
but I know the thing to do is to let it go
and hold the cash
and BUY THE DIPPARINO
upon the arrival of
THE GREAT HEEM TO COME

>> No.54547539

>>54544881
>not knowing The Big O
Shoo shoo zoomer. That drawing is of R. Dorothy Wayneright, an android from old Adult Swim show The Big O, huge crush inspo for boys born in the early 90s. One of my first thin waif mousey girl crushes

>> No.54547542

>>54547195
You can also try ETFs like NOBL, SPYV, and SCHD.

>> No.54547548

>>54547491
And yet new ATHs are being reached every week. There is no stopping this train. The market doesn't even dip properly since every tiny dip is picked up by god knows who.
I fear everything has already been priced in last year and I've once again missed the generational bottom. Feels bad man

>> No.54547557

>>54547520
replace investing and saving with literally any noun

>> No.54547558

>>54547520
To retire in asia and blow enough cum into some boys and girls their weight hits triple digits

>> No.54547567

Help me choose a lawnmower this is financially important

>> No.54547568

>>54547548
>god knows who.
those who are luring in
the unsuspecting
to tha trap
the spiders who suck
the juice of exit
liquidity
from (You)r corpse

>> No.54547570

>>54547548
if you buy at current level you believe there is no recession, no landing, fed pivooot, rate cuts and no earnings or valuation contractions i.e. companies will growth forever and consoomer will consoom even at current rates

>> No.54547572

>>54547567
For me it's the Toro Timemaster

>> No.54547577

>>54547567
Do you have kids?

>> No.54547594

i did a weight watcher

>> No.54547606

>>54547567
a mexican guy named julio who mows lawns for $20 a pop

only poors should be doing their own yardwork, the white man's time is too valuable for that

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>>54547570
>consoomer will consoom
This is the bullet proof thesis and why bears are always getting btfo.

>> No.54547620

>>54547567
https://www.deere.com/en/mowers/

>> No.54547626
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54547626

>futes

>> No.54547646

>>54547450
Say it with me folks:
DAX up forever

At least until it goes down anyway. I have learned from the angry German poster that it's not happening for a long time

>> No.54547650
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54547650

I don't get anything anymore

>> No.54547658

>>54547570
A lot of companies have shown significantly worse everything but pumped anyway (Samsung as a simple example). The market will always find a damn excuse to pump. Fugg dis shit

>> No.54547662

>>54547646
all germans are angry

>> No.54547670

>>54547662
it must be very frustrating having to deal with all that being gay

>> No.54547675

>>54547650
So... Bull run as they all get squeezed.

>> No.54547677

>>54547658
You know what to do anon. It's time to go all in

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>>54546644

>> No.54547699

>>54547572
>1600
too blue blooded for me
>>54547577
I have a nephew if we talking child labour
>>54547606
its black people and it'd cost $50 every two weeks
>>54547620
if I buy a deere am I supporting cathie madoff?

>> No.54547706
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54547706

>Carmax up 6%+ premarket

>> No.54547708

>>54547699
You'll be supporing bad assness, son.

>> No.54547716

>>54547398
I mean it was just $80 something a few weeks ago, it's not that weird.

>> No.54547734

>>54547716
And was hundreds on ipo. Im ready for crypto capitulation by regulation and its goes to four digits.

>> No.54547743

>>54547699
I am

>> No.54547750

>oil prices slip on recession fears
>oil is actually up
Media lying, market retarded.

>> No.54547769

>>54547706
wtf I see the merchant

>> No.54547808

>>54547323
>only up 2 percent
not that impressive considering it makes 15% swings all the time. also this shit is most likely going to go down lower

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>>54547567
Just get something with a good engine like a Briggs & Stratton and you'll be all right.

>> No.54547816
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54547816

>no premarket trades on a 10million avg volume stock

uhhh...

>> No.54547817

>>54547769
hmm, nah not really. Are you squinting your eyes? kek

>> No.54547826

>>54547101
>he doesn't make enough to be disqualified from Roth IRA's

>> No.54547836
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54547836

>CLF up 2%

>> No.54547860

>>54547826
If you don't backdoor your Roth, then I backdoor your wife.

>> No.54547867

In my dream MARA broke through $10. Do what you will with that information

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>SIVBQ

>> No.54547873

>>54547567
I have a 20 year old craftsman garden tractor powered by a 25 hp kholer 2 cylinder. I haven't don't shit to it. My dad bought it new in 2003. Based manual transmission to. Hydrostatics are the mower equivalent of an autotragic.

>> No.54547876

>>54547816
What stock? Also that's totally normal because today algos are require to buy $793 billion during market hours. And $1.82 trillion if the SPY is more than 0.2% green.

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54547881

I unironically hate permabulls.

>> No.54547884
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54547884

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.54547886

What the FUCK was that?!

>> No.54547888

tell me why shouldnt i go into eastern european stocks. Poland, Slovakia, ROmania and maybe even hohols. Seems like easy money in the near future. Their indexes seem to be underpriced af.

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>>54547567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpmt6tF5yhc

Mow long my friend.

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>>54547881
you could have melted up with us. Why didn't you listen?

>> No.54547900

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.54547914

dawn of the last day

>> No.54547921

>>54547195
A while back I compiled a watchlist of dividend stocks. Take a look at any of these.
STLA
ABBV
MMM
AMCR
CAH
ED
XOM
BEN
GPC
JNJ
CVX
FRT
IBM
O
SCHD
JEPI
MO
JEPQ

>> No.54547931

I need a bobo miracle ASAP

>> No.54547942

>>54547890
I look forward to mowing my lawn 6am on the dot saturday shirtless in rugby shorts walking it with my coffee in hand.

>> No.54547951

Fucking COIN holy fuck

>> No.54547952

>>54547921
Man, remember when XOM was paying an 8% dividend and nobody wanted it because of muh debt financing of payouts? lmao

>> No.54547953

>>54547881
This market is so simple though, anon. You have an initial dip of the opening price, then it ramps the rest of the day while bobos seethe about the FED existing and bidding everything up alongside you.

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>>54547931
>Bobo

>> No.54547960
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54547960

What do you call this pattern?

>> No.54547972
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54547972

>>54547567
Dixie Chopper Zee 2

>> No.54547979

Boil contract rollers...

>> No.54547985

>>54547951
Look at RIOT and MARA too

>> No.54547995

>incoming real estate crash

that is all

>> No.54548008

Yellen better save the market today

>> No.54548015

>>54547995
ummm? good

>> No.54548021

>>54547675
Or hedge funds know something we don't. That just happened btw.

>> No.54548031

>>54547995
Maybe in the US. Not gonna happen anywhere else, brotha'. People are willing to sell their souls to the devil for a house or for a a loan.

>> No.54548042

>>54547995
A house in my neighborhood was listed for 1 million and they actually took it down and relisted it for 1.1 million and the fucker sold. I thought they were insane asking that much for it. Figured they'd get 800k tops. I know that's just anecdotal evidence, but people keep saying a yuge crash is coming, not happening anytime soon I don't think.

>> No.54548044

I have 14k I don't know what to do with, what's a good biotech stock? Indian preferred.

>> No.54548053

just had some delicious scrambled eggs with leftover turkey, and some roasted garlic

>> No.54548060

>>54547995
Do you know how long a real estate crash actually takes? The Housing market Crash started in 2007 and didn't bottom out until 2012. Slow down there.

>> No.54548064

>>54547995
>refuses to lower the price
Take that bobo.

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>>54548042
>1.1M
Location? better not be cali or florida

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54548081

>be me
>jump on Snap at support line of 10.25
>Presently 10.61.

>> No.54548082
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54548082

Sorry Bobo I slurped... and I won't be selling.

>> No.54548084

>>54547953
See? You buy 0 dte calls now while chumps are euphoric over a 20 basis point drop.

>> No.54548095

>>54548044
Would get a better return with hookers and blow.

>> No.54548097

>>54548070
Texas. It's a nice neighborhood but I didn't think it was a million dollar home neighborhood.

>> No.54548115

>>54548097
Have sex with the wife to force divorce
Then become sugar baby (male).

>> No.54548118

>>54548042
East coast?

The northeast is behind in the bubble crashing because everyone ran away during covid and now they need houses.

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>>54548097
>TX
Fancy neighborhood huh

>> No.54548131

>>54547995
>import immigrants on H1-B visas
fixed

>> No.54548141

>>54548042
Northeast hasn’t collapsed yet because West Coasters losing their jobs have fled to the Northeast. They sell their big fancy houses for boatloads of cash and then buy up new homes in the Northeast. Everyone fled the Northeast for warmer weather climates as COVID hit, so they still have a massive labor shortage

>> No.54548143

this is it

>> No.54548151

>>54548118
Unfortunately Florida took them in

>> No.54548155

Regulatory agencies are fighting over EVs again

>> No.54548157

>>54547881
Good. interting you means we are doing it right. thanks for confirming (ツ)

>> No.54548163

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.54548164

>>54548141
>Northeast hasn’t collapsed yet because West Coasters losing their jobs have fled to the Northeast. They sell their big fancy houses for boatloads of cash and then buy up new homes in the Northeast.
Yeah, same shit's happening here in Texas. My friend's sister and her husband are finally getting the fuck out of California, guess where they're moving. At least they're pretty hardcore conservatives.
>>54548118
Texas

>> No.54548165

BOIL baggies getting boiled

>> No.54548169

I guess this is a day to DCA

>> No.54548173

>>54548157
>interting

>> No.54548181

>>54548157
>>54548173
inverting ** haha damn

>> No.54548182

>>54548164
Thank god I already own a house in Texas. Cali niggers can pay me for my inflated price when I’m ready to sell.

>> No.54548183

>>54548165
Boil only gets one double digit green day
Then back to getting heemed

>> No.54548185

>>54548184
>>54548184

>> No.54548189

>>54547979
yes?

>> No.54548219

>>54547450
this is what happens when you have tons of bears trying to time the crash

>> No.54548257

I think the mushroom spawn I threw out after trich started growing outside and grew a big ass motherfucker. Will post later after the guy finishes marking property for braphog hookup

>> No.54548260

>>54548185
too soon dummy

>> No.54548294

>>54548260
f

>> No.54548310

Bitcoin doing something stupid in this market
Load up on cheap clean spark ride past $5

>> No.54548391

>>54548185
kys yourself