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WE'RE WALMART'S BEST AND WE'RE PROUD TO BE

I think Walmart stopped this. My GF works there and she says she doesn't do this

>>54540222
checked trips of truth
>>54540244
it is a ritual of great reverence to the almighty Wöl. Only the truly devout are allowed to participate

>>54540119
GIVE ME A RHYTHM!!!

>almost everything i own and eat came from walmart
haha fucking walmart

i mean, they're doing something right. maybe it was the power of dance this whole time. just as our ancient ancestors did communal dances around the fire to strengthen the tribe so to does the walmart tribe trigger its power through dance to achieve maximum efficiency

>>54540119
I'm not American and would love a job at Wal-Mart. The only thing to watch out for is mass shooters

>>54540119

Britanon here

Is it true that Americans dislike vacations, that some only take off one week a year? Apparently some Americans just work all year round and only have time off work when they're forced to thru public holidays.

>>54541375
you gotta stop watching american news. i swear the media companies probably hire these wackjobs so they have a story to cover.

>>54541416
why would you want to leave the worktribe for more then a week after you have bonded as a walmart family through the intimate power of communal dance?

>>54540119
Your co-workers are not your family. Never forget that. I WILL NOT BOOM BOOM CLAP

>>54541416
No its just completely cost prohibitive to do so. Im currently on a 3 week stay in TH but this is only possible because I reduced my cost of living so much and make 40% more than I did 2 years ago

>>54541416
I haven't had a vacation in... six years? can't remember

but to be fair my definition of vacation means "get the fuck out of town". As far as time off goes, I've had plenty of that. But I don't go anywhere with it because I have my own business and workload is sporadic

>>54542742
I know a few people like this, seems like jail almost, I guess until you can retire and enjoy your health problems and debased savings.

>>54540119
Wasn’t there confirmation that these kind of mourning routines were not to be something that was suppose to be fun and energized the workers but used to humiliate/demoralize so they feel worthless and stay a Walmart employee?

>>54541711
I have more in common with my coworkers than so called friends

>>54540119
I miss the Walmart dance. Working there always felt like I was part of a welcoming family and my worked mattered. Now that I got a degree and spend 30 minutes a day WFH while pulling 6 figures all I can think about is quitting and going back to doing WalMart work with my work buddies.

>>54542933
Demoralize? Fear not my brother. There will be those who stray from the path of Wöl - but for the faithful among us, the bliss of communal worship lifts the soul far beyond the mundane. We dance not in the shadow of fear, but in the name of unbounded love. Feel the beat of love radiate throughout every fiber of your being as we, together as one, take down the easter displays.

We are Wöl,
Together we are one.

>>54542888
Trips of truth strike again

Genuinely have no idea how midwesterns can talk shit about states like california and new york

>>54541375
Mass shootings are not real, anon

>>54543739
Perhaps not invaded by hobos and niggers?

>>54541416
We're sick in this regard, it's true. However, the economic collapse is slowly changing this.

>>54543782
>Perhaps not invaded by hobos
midwest is druggie central

>>54540222
WAGIE SLAVES FOR OUR COMMUNITY!
NO OPTIONS AT ALL. OUR LIVES HAVE STALLED.
TIME TO CLEAN THE SHIT OFF OF THE BATHROOM WALLS.

>>54543809
>midwest is druggie central
That would be the south and the west coast

>>54540119
>>54541446
>>54542933
>>54544371


Find satisfaction in the doing, not the being.