/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54538732
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,173.663B, 105P = 20.702B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: No
Monday RRP: 2,239.655B, 115P = 19.475B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>Q4 + FY2022 Earnings 8-K/10-K
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

baggie suicides when

Slap hedgies.

WAGMI

Love me my Jiemi, simple as

I love GameStop

ryan it has been a month since your last tweet are you only going to post 10 times this year?

>>54538831
same

Sup baggots just came here kekking
KEK BAGGIES
bye

Moass before TotK drops. It was foretold to me in a vision

>>54538881
You’re still here dumbfuck crypto baggie

I’m green not you

GME is going to zero
baggies on ledgies
cannot wait

It's been years. I can't even remember why I bought GME in the first place.

>>54538913
Reddit and greed

>all these 1pbtid's
i'm really feeling it

How many more bankers need to go on killing sprees before juden says enough?

>>54538849
Ryan is suicidal because the marketplace sucks and DRS is so low. He might actually rope and it’s everyone’s fault but his

>>54538923
Come for MOASS, stay for fundamentals.

>>54538967
The fundamentals are hella tight, but we were misled into believing in a squeeze. Everyone has made money but us

this guy is my fucking hero
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/12hq7qg/i_drew_some_lines_moass_starts_tomorrow/

this guy too

>>54538995
>>54539011
go back

>>54539017
nah I like it here

>>54538732
kek baggies

They call clocked in at once and it’s ah. Weird.

>>54538949
i hope he does it if he doesn't do anything for gamestop

Remember the volume and price volatility? I miss both, they died with the DRS movement

>>54538995
at least he's honest
it's the pseudointellectual armchair analysts that obfuscate their retardation with crypticness that need to commit suicide

also go back faggot

>They call clocked in at once and it’s ah. Weird.

My digits say you should play rain world >>54538888

>>54539021
Gamers will win.

>>54539047
damn bro that's crazy almost as if its the afternoon and everybody got home from work
nah it must be paid shills sent here on a daily basis to attempt to get the 30 people here to sell
yea that definitely makes more sense

Guys, not sure how to say this but I got bad news. Just got off a call with Ryan Cohen:
1) No moass
2) No merger
3) No NFTs
4) Stock offering in June (500m shares)
It's finally game over on Gamestop.

>>54539097
they really are some dumb motherfucking baggies

>>54539139
>Anonymous (ID: taViinx6) 04/10/23(Mon)17:41:13 No.54539139
but 420

420

>>54539077
keep up the good work anon, very nice numbers you got there

>>54538890
I like how crypto is on your radar but GME is not on crypto's radar.

jesus christ guys, cool it with the glow, we've just started the thread.
god, I miss the Indian shills.

>>54538886
That would be incredible. I would suck multiple cocks to make this happen.

>>54539209
World War WAGMI.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

>>54539270
greatest meme war of our time

This so called MOASS is never happening, you delusional faggots. There are no catalysts left. Superstonk is just hyping up some garbage nowadays and your hopium is running dry.
>picrel: average gme holder on market open

>>54539097
>afternoon
Ahh yea your right that makes complete sense. I regularly go to the boards of Eating Ass to talk about how much I love to eat ass. I actually dont like to eat ass, hell I dont even like to eat, and I have no mouth. But I venture to the Eating Ass boards every day to talk about it. Because why not, it makes sense and my longing is to eat ass even if I am incapable of doing so.

>>54539315
not as dry as hedge fund cash

>>54539335
surely you're a paid faggot
no way somebody would be this much of a faggot without getting paid, right?

>>54539227
Yeah because crypto baggies are so fucking stupid with their imaginary internet money that has zero real value that they can’t see how manipulated they really are and how useless crypto is.

I will do donuts in front of the soup kitchen in my Subaru WRX in front of them and their families after MOASS

kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>54539097
>as if its the afternoon and everybody got home from work
>admitting he runs home after waging to do it for free.
It's sad and funny at the same time

>>54539139
>bad
Guys I have great news for you,

I love venturing to GME boards every day to talk about my favorite stock of all time. I actually hate the stock and hate everythint about it. But man, do I love talking about it. I talk about GME so much that I orgasm in my sleep as I dream about a stock that has no value to me. My wife thinks I am obsessed with investing but she doesnt realize that I dont actually invest in GME. I just waste hours of my life talking about it. Because ,why not, I have such a great life that it only makes sense to talk about something I care so little about!! My life is amazing!! Yes!!

I sure am glad I’m holding stock in a profitable company with my name legally written on my shares instead of imaginary money on a blockchain that will be liquidated at the drop of a hat that can’t even be used in a grocery store

I want 420 digits

>>54539335
Yeah but it's fun. But I wonder, why troll a dying brick and mortar video game retailer thread for kicks? We're on 4chan after all. Plenty more opportunities on /pol/ for example. And why study our lingo? Trolling is a art but you in particular seem to be heavily invested in how this retailer is doing. If it were me I would be laughing at crypto holders in general. Much more (you)s that way. Not financial advice just trying to help a fellow internet rapscallion :)

>>54539368
Oh yes your right. I get paid to come to gme boards to talk about gme. That is right, sir. My job pays me big bucks to come to 4chan and talk about a stock that I invest my money in. Makes total sense. Makes almost as much sense as your successful life and ideology behind your thoughts. You sir must take home all the bread in your family, your wife must love you for all the time you invest talking about gme!! She picked a winner, she must know that though, since I am sure you go around talking to your friends about how much you love her. Oh wait, you dont have a wife. And you are not capable of feeling love. Damn this whole thought is messed up now. Shit you really have a good purpose!!

>>54539097
So you rush here after work to do it for free? Kek.

>54539453
>our lingo
we know where you're from retard
reddit colonies aren't welcome on 4chan
kill yourself asap avatar faggot

>54539542
Are you saying the lingo used in this general is the same as broader 4chan?

Ryan, when are you going to reward your shareholders for their loyalty? Are you going to do your job? If not then tell us. Be a man. People's lives are on the line and some of us are barely hanging on now.

>>54539542
bet you dont even recognize that bulge

WAGMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmIkExtFEaQ

Comfy watching Tread, my favorite part is the interviews with the people who were screwing him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZK9XthMZ1w

>>54539596
built for GME

>>54539501
as opposed to being here all day every day like you neets?
yea
somebody has to come here and dunk on you faggots

>>54539756
dont have to dox yourself to prove your point kek

Kek crypto baggies.

>>54539858
Still a looooong, long way from the top where they bought it at

The cope is immense lmao it’ll only make the collapse even sweeter especially when GME passes BTC at around 5,000

>>54539892
*500

>>54539542
Seems you have half a brain to not fall for that. Have you been recruited? Or have you lurked these boards for so long you've become what you hoped to destroy? Ngl I was close to applying but I want to keep my name far away from Jewish claws when the inevitable happens

>>54539916
Pic related

420

moonie?

>>54539932
We had a few weeks of incredibly sloppy jobs by the shills there.

>>54539726
Dude, could you imagine her taking a MASSIVE GME share straight to the purple circle? Literally BUILT for GME.

Gotta be honest I’m of the camp date fag everyday because it’s funny but this new datefagging of 4/20 feels different somehow. Why are we datfagging 4/20 other than the meme?

>>54540085
>>54540085
>but this new datefagging of 4/20 feels different somehow. Why are we datfagging 4/20 other than the meme?
it hath been foretold, anonymous one

>>54540085
Pretty sure 4/20 was datefagged last year too

>>54540085
What happens if it doesn’t happen on 4/20?

>>54540135
It

>>54540135
some anons are gonna kill themselves they said
so yknow
business as usual

>>54540081
>straight to the purple circle
>mfw

>>54540081

>>54540147
Bankers and troons will continue the killings until we wagmi

>>54539932
Dude haha it's just a meme haha. Just some random company I chose haha, ignore the glass door reviews haha. I wrote those too haha.

>>54540135
It'll happen on 4/21

I've been busy the last week, QRD on the latest?

p.s.
hedgies tongue my anus.
kek kenny
shills and jeets kill yourself NOW

>>54540259
Nothing. Literally nothing. You could have been gone the last 2 years and only come back disappointed instead of having to be disappointed daily. Coma chads winning

Reply to this post with your anonymous prayer requests and I'll light a candle for each.

>>54540497
How do I induce one? Getting real fucking tired of -.03 days

>>54540556
bigger is better

>>54540558
Read all of cohens tweets in a row and try to gather any sense out of them whatsoever and you’ll go into a coma just fine realizing it’s all been retarded jibberish or all of his plans have fallen through because the government shoots down his little balloons. Have fun

>>54540556
I pray I can pay off my debt soon, escape my chains and build a life of prosperity and freedom. Help my family as much as I can while still have independence of exploring the world

I just found out i'm gay today after being fucked in the ass. How do i cope with being a baggie and a faggot?

Frens, status report. What are your comfy levels?

>>54540556
I pray this shit stock can have a single fucking Green Day this week or that Cohen says something with actual substance that is bullish within the next fucking year because I’m fucking tired and for al the comfy bros some of us have more than 2k in this poorfags

>>54540651
Mr. Beast, this is a Christian thread.

>>54540655
comf chambers are fully operational

>>54540663
Best he can do is a nonsense tweet with a poop emoji, sorry

>>54540705
That’ll still be something atleast. Atm the cringemines are just going on a stroll down memory lane of the 2021 run and really nothing else

>>54540688
Czeched, COMMENSE ZE COMFIEWAFFEN WIF ZE PORCH MONKEH

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>I just realized my ID is GME.
>its time to boil the crab
>It's tomorrow
>Wagmi

Why did that banker go on a killing spree ?
LOL ?
It's 4/20/2023 isn't it....
It is
Manifested lol
There will be a shooting several times a day until wagmi LOL
Just wait
I am manifesting over 5 shootings a day enjoy bank faggots
I'm not even going outside my house lol
Hope you can dodge bullets fucks

The SEC has awarded over $1 billion to whistleblowers since 2011. They can award up to 30% of fines from enforcement to whistleblowers. Are we really to believe no person involved in a conspiracy as big as the apes claim has come forward given these incentives?
>https://www.sec.gov/page/whistleblower-100million

The number of individuals that would be required to cover up the types of crimes apes accuse market makers, hedge funds, stock registrants, and the central clearing agency is huge. It's been years and not a single person has come forward with any concrete information.

There exist private companies that actually find and recruit whistleblowers - convincing them to come forward and then work with lawyers and DOJ contractors who have mandates to uncover financial fraud.

The financial incentives here are clear - between 10% and 30% of fines levied by the SEC that result in enforcement action are given to these whistleblowers.

Since SEC fines can range in the millions to hundreds of millions of dollars, an individual whistle blower can receive life changing money.
Are we really to believe that there isn't as single person with even partial knowledge of these allegations isn't persuaded by such monetary incentives?

Maybe the truth is much simpler - that there isn't actually any significant criminal activity occurring and these apes have simply paid too much for stock in a failing company and the rest of the market doesn't value it as highly as they do.

>>54540879
The SEC is actively involved in the coverup as proven by the 10-K not being allowed to show real DRS numbers. Sneed.

>>54540655
comfortable

I think I missed a thread, but I'm back with Metropolis posting. This episode: Hedgies on the Run.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntty2V_-oqU

>>54540879
Yo we don’t do that here. You will be labeled as an Indian and screeched at. The new hopium anyway is purely based on being a regular company with good numbers I think most retards have basically moved on from moass and would be happy to just be in the green after the last 2 years

>>54540930
(Note that I'm not advocating violence, this was just the only screenshot I could find of this scene.)

>>54540949
>Note that I'm not advocating violence
Lame

big dump tomorrow?

>>54540838
when the market crabs, simply eat the crab

>tfw MOASS

>>54540655
>comfy levels
negligible

>>54540556
I pray that all of us are able to achieve great things in our lives and that we will see good things soon aka WAGMI

Amen

>>54540838
you aint a real southerner

https://youtu.be/T29k5El73YM?t=43

>>54540966
I have noticed that crypto's directional moves are always concentrated into one large candle.

>>54540912
>The number of individuals that would be required to cover up the types of crimes apes accuse market makers, hedge funds, stock registrants, and the central clearing agency is huge. It's been years and not a single person has come forward with any concrete information.
Ukraine and Russian intel reports get leaked but nothing at all on meme stocks? Sure buddy.

>>54539466
all of that is true with the exception of you making big bucks

>>54541084
The federal government benefits from leaking that data and then making a show of covering it up.

>Will we finally... be free?

>>54541062
because its become the same as traditional markets, which only have big moves in premarket or afterhours.
this fact alone refutes any of the pickleniggers """strategies""" that occasionally creep up. Retail has absolutely zero effect on the price, of stocks or crypto.

>>54541174
Idk all of us buying and holding have really dropped the price a lot so it seems we have quite a bit of power

>>54541174
There is only one crypto (XMR) where retail has partial price control, but liquidity/price-data is so centered on Binance that they can artificially suppress the price by turning off withdrawals until demand subsides. Monero-centered DEXes should fix this if they stop relying on Binance price data.

>>>54535839
>>>54536224
hanks

>>54540655
comfort levels checked

>>54538995
No awards

>>54541232
Smart cookie, where'd you learn to think critically?

>>54539139
QRD on stock offerings

>>54541380
His ass. There’s zero logical reason why a profitable company would need to do a 1.6x dilution, and even fewer reasons the people who agreed to get paid in shares would go along with it

Anyone else think that one day you’ll see a post saying RC sold some and you will have to come to terms immediately unless you want to end up like bbbaggies

>iJrhVggX
Sneed

>>54541451
No because I’ve seen so many hedgies coping and trying to will this into reality that I know for certain it will never happen until after moass.

>>54541473
Even then it's more likely they'd just do a 3x forward split (or another splivvy lmao) rather than dilution. I suspect GameStop will only issue new shares as needed for employee RSUs, similar to how FAGMAN does it.

>iJrhVggX
You actually sound like you hate that you have to be here.

>>54541473
These hedgies you’ve “seen” coping, are they in this room (cope hugbox fantasyland forum) with us right now? If so is their goal to get you neets that couldn’t afford a new car let alone xxxx stacks of gme to sell your measly 2k worth when they could easily just work overtime and make that much in a week to buy more shorts or is that too much sense for you

>>54541498
lmfao he does hahaha

>>54541451
Until I see a SEC filing I wouldn't believe it.

>54540655
comfort levels checked

>>54541499
Haha oops went and got digits on you baggies. Looks like I’ll be takin these to the bank to buy some more shorts and be even more green. Why would hedgies need you to sell when you are already down 70% if gme goes bankrupt doesn’t that ruin the gravy train? Keep holding and forcing that grin on the way to the unemployment line poor fags

>>54541499
bro thats a lot of words for a real ass nigger who can't read to read

As for me? I hold gme (ticker GME) shorts and it’s time to eat so I’ll see you guys tomorrow to gloat about how much money I’ve made off the back of neets holding their stocks. Cope and seethe and remember if you expect a -6% day the -4% day seems like a mini moass

>>54541530
Isn't GME one of the most expensive stocks to have shorted this year?

>>54541571
and last year

see you in ten minutes, kike, you're locked in here with me, don't forget that

>>54541571
>>54541575
Hey those shorts will pay off someday! Just ignore the insiders buying and never selling, the company posting a profit, the fanatical DRS campaign slurping up the shares...

WAGMI

>>54541571
High borrowing cost is a sign the market expects the value to drop.

>>54541561
ok, see you tomorrow

>>54541816
only if there's no other supply side pressure (DRS)

I'm going to sleep so hopefully I will dream of MOASS so I can begin manifesting it into reality.

>>54541593

>>54541943
Sweet dreams anon.

>>54541882
How would high supply side pressure make the borrowing cost low when the market expects the security price to drop? Sounds like you’re talking out of your ass, and you’re just going to move the goalposts to “but less shares means it’s more expensive!”

>>54541816
>High borrowing cost is a sign the
shares are difficult to find and borrow?

>>54541943
I've been dreaming of MOASS for lber 2 years. Nothing ever happens

Kek stupid fuck baggots. They are literally uniting the world to prevent any sort of crash. It's never happening stupid fuck baggots

>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>54542125
Hard to find? I thought you believed hedge funds were naked shorting.

>>54542152
>uniting the world
Actually the only people uniting will be the poor blacks, whites, yellows, reds, and browns. They will come together to liquidate Wallstreet. Ever seen what a person looks like after they've been physically liquidated? It ain't pretty. As long as you're only mid level at max you can have front row seats, any higher and your fate is out of my hands

>>54540655
Makin ribeyes. Comfy af. Bullish

>>54542207
Absolute fucking retard schizo cope.

0/419 hype/cope dates. Lemme know how commercial real estate works out. You've been wrong every single time for 2 .5 years

>>54542194
>what are failures to deliver?
>>54542152
Historically speaking any time some so-called elite group thought they were unbeatable was precisely when they started getting beat. You can only defy the natural laws for so long

420

>>54542152
I'll take those odds. I risk very little while they risk everything, I stand to gain everything and only need to be right once.

that watermelon shit you post is not funny

>>54541816
And sustained high borrowing fees is an indication it's being continually shorted. Typically considered a good opportunity for a short squeeze.

>>54540655
dubs checked
comfy waiting for the inevitable

WAGMI

>>54542271
t. brown and smelly

>>54542152
>to tackle climate change
kek

>>54542152
How cucked does the entire world have to be to take on all of the US' debt and bail them out of their own shiteating greedy situation? Do we literally have everything by the balls or is every country just a kneeling cuckold?

>>54542302
>Do we literally have everything by the balls
We did up until Biden but he's been such a colossal fuckup that's eroding.

>>54542292
Bottom of the barrel cope if ever I seen any.

>>54542271

>>54542288
It’s pictures like this I worry about ever having to explain to someone. What do I even start with? The hat and overalls? The melon? What the heck a vtuber is?

>>54542228
So have you. Reminder, GameStop is still over 40. It still isn't bankrupt. It's still debt free. It's cash positive. It's doing better than your stock of choice even if the manipulated markets fail to show it. It will all come to fruition in time and you will still be here seething.

>>54542276
You’ve been saying that for two years

>>54542288
woo 420 baybee!

Did I miss a memo and were ngmi now?

Yeah I’m gonna say something controversial but I don’t think they do it for free. I’m sorry I just don’t.

>>54542329
We'll make it far more than anyone else, we're just going to be the trigger for hyperinflation. If hyperinflation is going to happen, it's better to be causing it than reacting to it.

>>54542228
>>54542271
The big bad wolf only has to win once. Little red riding hood dies. Your employers will get publicly executed. Your family will starve. Your future will be worse than death

>>54542325
Short squeezes take time, bucko

wen mun?

>>54542321
Btc is up 60% in 6 months. Gamestop is RED. kek stupid fuck coping baggie

Every single gamestop holder is deep in the red:(
Nobody gives a fuck about your fundamentals cunt. You're an animal crossing t-shirt store. Video games are digital. You're Hot Topic for normies

Crypto baggies are in for a rude awakening

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>54542559
Why are so passionate to argue with retards on a Mongolian basket weaving forum about a dying brick and mortar video game retailers stock?

>>54542559
>crypto
Lmao. You will be the first to get raked over the coals. Your scam shitcoins can never stand up to the USD, even when the USD is failing the entire world comes to a halt to prop it back up.

>>54542566
>>54542582
>>54542585

Member the very dead ancient meme dogecoin? It's completely shitting on you after all this time. Muh profit. Muh cash. Muh marketplace. Muh cohen. Getting completely coated in liquid curry shit. Ahahahahahahaha

Kenneth Floyd anon, I sure could go for a Kenneth Floyd pic right around now.

It’s still not at the $58k you bought it at dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>54542594
The entire world is flocking to Chinese currency. European leaders are calling for the end to America's rule. You'll own nothing and you'll pay for your rice with currency from Jinping.

>54542599
You didn’t answer my question though. Do you seriously work this hard to pull graphs for a stock you don’t hold and spend hours in a thread for that very stock for free?

>>54542620
Bitcoin is MUCH closer to it's ATH than Gamestop to its dogshit embarrassing ath.

>54542623
Wow you even take screenshots of nearly unrelated headlines just so you can come and post them here as fud.

>>54542647
Keep coping and seething you imaginary internet money criminal

>>54542620
cringe baggie subhuman KEK

>>54542656
Learn to read stupid fuck baggot

See:>>54542594

>>54542623
these politician fuckers always just want to suck the biggest tyrant's cock so they can keep their job. none of them actually care for their people.

>they can’t deal with the fact that I’m green on GME
>they are all still red on crypto
>they can’t deal with the fact that I’m a better investor than them
>they can’t deal with the fact that I’m a better person than them

Kek. Dumbfuck. Crypto. Baggies.

Turns out the bank shooter livestreamed to instagram, yet no recordings exist. How curious. I wonder if he made any statements relating to the financial markets while on his rampage.

>54542684
What does this have to do with gme? It’s a little broad but I don’t believe that someone who does this for free would be trying to use that as fud for gme.

>>54542688
>doesn't post cost average or share count
did everyone stand up and clap?
kek dumbfuck baggie

>>54542174
Bitcoin will crash. All of these bullruns are to lure dumb retards in. GME will replace bitcoin

>>54542690
bankies are becoming unhinged, stay safe out there.

>>54542690
the real question is: was the shooter short or long gme?

>>54542690
>I wonder if he made any statements relating to the financial markets while on his rampage.
I believe this.

>>54542623
1 >french faggot kneels to China and suddenly it's all EU leaders? Nice try retard. Everyone knows France is the worst EU country.

>>54542690
He said WAGMI, Sneed Hedgies. We should all be so brave

>>54542704
Dumbfuck baggot. No more hand holding. Ngmi

>>54542688
Not a single green portfolio screenshot in 17 months. Keep coping dumbfuck

>>54542718
Btc market cap: 564b
Gme market cap: 6b

Fucking idiot ahahahahahahaha

Wow they've instantly been outed as crypto baggies. The passion and emotion in which they defend their shitcoin eclipses their shilling ability

>54542715
I literally have nothing to prove to you because I am so much higher than you. My bank account, my investment account, my IQ, my sperm count, all of it. Keep malding over it. Absolutely pathetic. Just kill your self you broke loser. Ignored. kek.

>>54542803
>you dun fucked up ID

based

>>54542803
>malding
>ignored

Teenager living in complete poverty confirmed. Your parents will wage until they're 90. You'll never make more than $45,000 a year.

>>54542770
This isn't even first time desu. They seem personally hurt whenever anyone points out that crypto will be crashing to pay us.

So why are the crypto baggies so mad tonight?

Is this like when we went to $28 on earnings day?

>>54542842
It’s the first thing that will go too. You think these banks and hedge funds are going to sell their BRK.A and Disney to try and contain this thing? Fuck no. They’re going to liquidate imaginary internet money first.

>>54542856
Their employers are getting the rug ready.

>>54542803
Holy shit he's having a mental breakdown hahahahaha

That watermelon picture you post was never funny

>>54542353
History's greatest example of "It's not enough that I should succeed; others must fail"

/biz/ catalogue !!!!!!!! posting and freaking out over RSI? Time to get comfy in /GME/

Imagine not holding GME. Just imagine hahahaha

I took my gains on crypto. Can see the drop coming from a mile away.
The seething will be glorious.

>>54542878
So you’re telling me our sign that moass is imminent is btc teleporting to three figures and it not being a scamwick? Sign me up, the pinkening alone will be worth it

tfw comfy 6 fig job and throwing disposable capital in gme.

>>54542834
Hey anon, I’m not gonna bother reading all the posts to figure out who is saying what to whom, I’m just gonna say let’s not argue :) life is too short and there’s enough negativity in the world. Why not forgive and forget? GME is the stock for a really great company, and this is a thread for investors in that good company. In fact, investing in a good company kind of feels like being in good company. I hope you and everyone are having a good time, and if not, I hope you can at least find some quiet comfort today or tonight. GME is nice

>baggies post cringe for two years straight, nearly 24/7
>nothing happens
oof, lmao. Ok but real question now: what have you baggies that got your families roped into this retard shit been telling them? You'll lie and say something like "well they are super smart like me and agreed the evil hedgie indian shillies are keep the MOASS from happening" but we'll all recognize an honest answer if you post one.

>hits 6am in India, 8am in China
>thread turns to shit

hmmm

>>54542956

>>54543167
>7:46 PM on the west coast
meds baggie, take them.

>>54542329
large if factual

For me personally, I straight up told them they're not getting their money back

>>54543189
>the west coast
So you’re gay and/or Mexican?

>>54543177
checked and you do have to hold a power button for 10 seconds before a PC resets

We really are going to have to wait until 2025, aren't we?

>54543150
I bought my buddy a few shares and will occasionally share various pic related happenings with GME. The agreement is that he can sell at any time he wants. It works out great for him since his cost basis is 0, he hasn't risked anything and he doesnt really have enough shares to make it super economical to sell. He understands the concept of asymmetrical risk and so this is a easy hold for him.

We constantly joke about two more weeks, and we OOOO together when things move. This stock has enough happenings to indicate somthing is not as it appears and you dont have to be balls deep to have the potential of a massive return on investment, as long as you have patience which must make (them) furious.

>>54543450
>I bought my buddy a few shares
Yes SEC, this man over here

>>54540556
Pray to Jesus for me and just tell him "thanks for being a bro."

>54543450
>bought my buddy a few shares
Hmm.. believable but extremely homosexual. Isn't family, and they didn't decide to use their own money, so it doesn't fall under the question, but idk go for it bro, just be confident and try to kiss him when the time feels right.

>>54543501
I'd love to be interrogated for my contribution in financial terrorism and the destruction of wallstreet by investing in a stock I believe in and by posting homo-erotic imagery of cattle.

>>54543450
>>54543546
UMM HELLO?? Perfect couple opportunity?? You guys are obviously perfect for each-other. You 54543450 need to stop wasting your time on a guy that doesn't return your feelings and get with fellow gay baggie 54543546

>>54543448
maybe, but probably not.

>>54543575
I do love myself as much as I love ryan, and this stock

>>54543611
i just realized that bulls are gay and bears are pedos.

>People selling for dollar amounts
I'm only willing to part with my shares when certain events occur. My floor is the death of Ken Griffin. Other occurances that may prompt me to sell a few shares include the destruction of Occupied Palestine, the dismantling of the US Federal Reserve, and the freeing of political prisoners Julian Assange and Donald Trump. I do not have a ceiling, and will hold many of my shares indefinitely, because I find it humorous.

Does anyone have a good write up on the coming GME/Tuperware merger?

citadel ran out of money, can't afford to finish their building in florida

>'will handle the construction themselves'
Ken's such a joker sometimes

>>54543696
solid bars of gold

>>54543784
They're going to be shitting bricks when MOASS happens and they have Indians on payroll.

>>54543773
the crumbling of the empire has begone.

>>54543773
kek kennies

>>54543773
Kek buildies

I’m willing a +10% day into existence tomorrow

>>54543773
>in-house dev work
oh no no no no

>>54543821
>we had paper records which were burnt in our self-constructed building in which the records of the plans were also lost.

Crypto is fucked

>>54543859
t-9

WAGMI

>>54543888
CHECKED

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>54543773
Wait this was literally TODAY?
https://therealdeal.com/miami/2023/04/10/citadel-sterling-bay-part-ways-on-planned-waterfront-miami-tower/

MOASS is tomorrow confirmed. When Kenny's checks start bouncing it's on.

>>54543911
checked right back at ya ;)

>>54543773
Uhhh hedgiesisters? I thought record profits.

>>54544028
Turns out Enron really wasn't that profitable.

OH MY GOD GME HAS A NET PROFIT MARGIN OF 2%

BUY BUY BUY BUY. LET'S DO IT FELLOW APES WE'RE GONNA SAVE THE WORLD

>54544329
Kek upseties.

>>54544329

My life ends tomorrow. Every day afterwards will be an eternity of suffering and depression. It would be nice if we went up by more than 3 cents

>>54544329
This is why i cant RC he turned the dying company around and made it profitable. Oh, man Ryan is so fucking great. The best in the game. FUNDAMENTALS. FUNDAMENTALS are amazing, hedgies are afraid of us. We just have to be profitable every quarter and they gonna crumble like a house of cards. What more do you want from a chairman? He's done what he could and of course, they will just kill him if he won't do what they tell him to do. I don't think moass will happen this year or the next year, but we knew it from the start. GME is the long game. COMFY WAGMI

>>54544501
DO IT NOW, QUITTER,
EAT A POPSICLE

>>54544501
you getting fired?

>>54544513
Over the past two years I've lost family members to death and moving away. Tomorrow the last one moves and I am completely alone here, unable to escape without MOASS

>>54544504
Sounds like somebody bought calls

>54544501
You don’t have to jump fren.

>>54544505
fucking cynical bastard and you wont even consider maybe he held all this time without even saying anything. And now you just tell him to kill himself. Just like our chairman nobody cares about simple hodlers anymore. If they are in a good position they dont care about anybody else.

It's over.

>>54544525
sorry to hear that, fren. Dont much else to say. Dont ever do harm yourself. There is much more to life.

>54544532
>54544504
forgot to change IDs, Daniel

>>54544568
>autism
Kek. This is just his same old shtick.

>>54544564
More to life than family? I don't know friend. I'm only not killing myself because I know they don't believe in MOASS and I need to be here to hold for them. I hope I can move everyone into at least the same state or be so rich no amount of distance will be an issue

i swear lately i get amc stupid ass vibes here, like im in some sort of kindergarten. Starting to hate my fellow gme hodlers too, at least the ones that chill out in these threads. i won't even consider jewish chairman. just a disappointment all over the place. Shills make more sense oftentimes than hodlers in these threads.

Crypto baggies? In the wrong thread? Well they aren't known for being too bright lol!

imma beat this guy's ass till he's happy again, wish me luck, he's harder to read than a left wing meme

>>54544593
how mad are you crypto is squeezing and bagstop keeps churning downwards

>>54544636
i'm going to kill that guy's myself myself

>>54544590
This is true. I feel myself becoming a meltdowner. The comfy posters just seem retarded at this point. A billion dollars spent building a marketplace that could end this farce tomorrow and yet it just drags on with no end in sight. I have lost all respect for ryan who is a hypocrite. Lecturing about hard work while his shareholders get fucked every day. Fuck you ryan. .

>>54544583
truly a niggerfaggot

>>54544587
how will you talk to your online friends if you die?

Lol wtf https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/12i9hyk/ken_griffin_was_just_sued_by_artwork_insurers_for/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

>>54544636
Wrong thread little man

>>54544678
telepathic shitposting from beyond

>>54544667
We all knew this wasn't gonna be quick. Relax. When we look back on these moments, we will wonder why we were so worried.

>Street shitters exploding diarrhea all over the place
>Actual holders just not reading their posts or replying to them
Would explain why there's uninterrupted sections of 5-10 fud posts at a time, annoying as it might be. Yet the fudders remain ensuring that everyone that does hold is secure in the knowledge that shitters and shorts still feel it prudent and necessary to play with their poo here. If they left I might actually get worried this wasn't still the single best investment in the market so I suppose I should thank them for their service.

>>54544667
no matter how you see it, gme investors did get scammed at least in some case. Cohen was egging people on when the stock was 3x the value it is now, and now that the economy is in complete shit and most people have spent their savings just trying to survive he decides that gme is going to take no direct action against the people illegally short selling the stock. Not sure if its just his billionare narcissism, but I dont appriciate losing 60% of my money and having the people I invested in take a slow and steady approach to fixing the issue. There is an nft marketplace, and a precedent for an nft dividend. There is no reason this should still be going on. I am secretly hoping someone will sue them for not doing their fiduciary duty to protect investors by willfully ignoring the situation

>>54544590
>Starting to hate my fellow gme hodlers
The most cringe and annoying posters scared all the normal people away.

damn, that's crazies

>>54544682
>Ken literally burning stuff for the insurance payout.

>>54544713
With the dollar rapidly approaching shitcoin status you would think that lesser people's could at least get a decent payday. Yet they insist on getting paid in an even shittier form of currency, the internet funny money. Might as well get paid in rupees at this point

Feels relevant today.

>>54540655

Comfy level 8/10.

I'm annoyed it's taken this long for a squeeze to occur. However, my six figure oil & gas job makes me forget about the money I invested.

So it's a game of patience at this point.

>>54544713
I come here to huff the FUD.

>>54544704
No i didnt know it would drag on years and if i had i would never have invested and neither would most i would say. This company would have died. I am stuck and have been for a long time in this as i am deep red and I feel resentful that my loyalty has been abused. I have a family that has gone without because my circustances changed and I cant access this money when I need it. I feel like a failure in their eyes daily. If I could go back in time I would not do this again even if it does moass as i dont think the money can repair the damage. I am after two and a half years of loyalty about to sell as i dont believe in Ryan anymore.

>>54544690
How mad are you. Lol.

>>54544838
It's addicting

>>54544845
I feel the same way. Our loyalty was definetly abused, but to be fair that is only part of the problem. When I invested in this I believed that the SEC would address the blatant crime, that the DTCC would respect the dividend, that even though our government is corrupt there were still people with integrity, etc. But what it has all revealed in just how truly corrupt the entire thing is from the top down. Learning that alone was worth something. But I am pissed at gamestop for not being like overstock. There is no reason for this to keep going on except for the fact that ryan cohen wants to be seen as the next steve jobs or jeff bozos. The retail investor has been show absolutely zero respect from all sides in this, from the hedgefunds who abused it, the regulatory and enforcing agencies, and even from gamestop itself. I'm here to the end of it though. I'm either winning this thing or maintaining my loser status. Its nothing but up either way for me

So many words to say "I'm a faggots" lmao

>>54544838
It's mostly spam but it's funny to see how badly shills have misunderstood gme holders on a fundamental level. GME holders are closer to bobos than anything and yet they keep shilling king shitcoin and the pump & dumps.

>>54544845
then fucking do it and fuck off already. no one needs to read your cry baby bullshit.

>>54544587
This will be your lowest point, fren. If you really are feeling suicidal, you literally have nothing to lose. So go out and do something you really want to, something exciting, maybe something you are scared to do, before you come to a decision. You owe yourself that much.

Holy fuck gme dumbfuck baggie retards

kek baker is passed out on the couch covered in cheetoh dust

>>54544887
Agreed. I am even at risk of missing moass as my lease for my business is due in a month and I would have to sell all my shares to relocate. My wife is very stressed and upset about finances and I feel like a fool for having ever dragging her into this. She trusted me and I have let my family down. I feel shame each day. Worst of all is I just dont think moass will happen anymore. I agree with you that gamestop has abused us as badly as shorts and government and I cant see anyone anywhere that will help us.

>literally just emotional appeals
Kek

>>54544992
Sounds like you invested more than you can afford to.

>>54544992
Wait.... you didn't sell yet? Holy shit we're all larping about still holding. The fuck are you doing? As soon as this piece of shit hit $29 I sold it all.

>>54544999
I don't get it, do shills think I feel sorry for them or other holders?

>>54544992
Wait you're still holding? What the fuck are you doing? Haha! We're all larping about still holding. I sold every share at $29.99.

>27293739

Wait you're still holding? Holy fuck kmao not me I sold it all for ₽1736.57. All larp you hold? Aha!

>>54544999
Kenny's construction checks are bouncing. Salaries and IC contractors next.

>54545007
>54545030

>>54545024
>>54545024
>>54545024
Threaded.

>>54543773
Oh Ken honey no... not like this...

>>54544682
>Hedgies are resorting to literal insurance fraud to stay afloat one more day.
Oh yeah, it's comfy time.

>>54538881
>KEK BAGGIES
finally, i was afraid my bags will never be keked at.

>>54540556
i pray for a candle to be lit

>>54540655
checked
Still holdig, never folding, comfiness over 9000. Pic rel.

>>54544976
Happy for those BTC holders.
>You're (you) a fucking nigger faggout, however