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>Be Bud Light
>Cheap beer
>Taste slightly better than competitors like Keystone Light
>Popular amongst college kids, working class people, and sports fans, who all just want cheap beer

>Hire a woman to "improve the brand"
>Shits on current customer base by saying they don't buy enough, and that Bud light needs to be more "inclusive" by being exclusive of all current customers
>She proceeds to torch it in a week by hiring a man wearing clown makeup to be a new "brand ambassador"
>Everyone throws out their remaining Bud Light and decides to buy something else instead.

Will Bud Light be able to recover?
https://www.foxnews.com/media/bud-light-marketing-vp-inspired-update-fratty-touch-branding-inclusivity
https://nypost.com/2023/04/07/elite-white-women-push-idea-that-theres-no-such-thing-as-gender/
https://mobile.twitter.com/OldRowOfficial/status/1645141627713867777

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Kek
>Last Instagram post from Bud Light - March 30th
>Last Tweet: April 1st
https://twitter.com/budlight/status/1642328495228440579
>Alissa Heinerscheid - is private or doesn't post on social media.
>Anheuser-Busch InBev - stock is trending down for the month, -2.00% pre-market today

>> No.54532760

>>54532738
>muh first female to...
Imagine flaunting your diversity hire status. I know multiple competent females in high roles, they never do this.

>> No.54532772

>>54532719
Thanks, switching to Coors light. Go woke and go broke.

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if you want a cheap light beer this ones way better

>> No.54532796

>>54532760
I noticed that too.
I've been on LinkedIn for a while, and I'm pretty sure no one I'm connected to has that (mostly pharma/biotech industry). And there are a lot of women in high positions (as well as men, obviously).
This whole thing is going to be hilarious as it continues to unfold.
https://www.spieltimes.com/fact-check/did-anheuser-busch-fire-its-marketing-team-for-the-bud-light-x-dylan-mulvaney-campaign-controversy/#.ZDQAe3bMJD8

>> No.54532804

I’ve been thinking about this: major companies must be getting some sort of kickback to push this faggot and woman agenda. Then it would make sense.

>> No.54532814

also the idea that craft beer is some expensive hipster bullshit isn't always true. you can support some big globohomo brand or you can find something smaller and more local that's not a bad thing to do you know.

>> No.54532819

>>54532793
Except that still supports the same company.
This is what large corporations do. They "split" their fan base, so that you always support one of their individual brands, and the company wins anyways.
This is why boycotting is so tricky.
You have to boycott the corporation, not just the brand.

>> No.54532835

>>54532804
yeah way ahead of you on that one, it's called esg. you may have heard people talking about blackrock well this is what they're talking about. for further information here is a video from coin bureau, the most subscribed crypto channel on youtube so its not exactly obscure fringe info anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs_mWvf6yRI

>> No.54532836

>>54532804
Yeah no shit, the ESG thing is not a meme. Giant firms like blackrock, vanguard, etc have massive power over these companies as they manage trillions of dollars and decide what goes in all their ETFs, mutual funds, etc. Its literally a giant globohomo scam, and will not survive this decade

>> No.54532842

>>54532819
no, it's labatts, i checked
but its still globohomo so automatically sus. which is why i suggested people find a local beer

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>>54532804
If anything, it might be a form of lobbying, where the government says "hey, if you do this, then we won't punish/investigate you if we come across wrongdoing" or something like that.
So the government goes after conservative companies, but liberal/leftist companies are allowed to do whatever they want (until it's too late, of course).
Pic Related.
https://www.svb.com/globalassets/library/uploadedfiles/dei-at-svb_october-2020.pdf

>> No.54532856

>>54532835
esg stands for environmental social governance and its basically a social credit score for corporations invented by the largest hedge funds as a way of using vague criteria to pick winners and losers to manipulate markets under the guise of social justice

>> No.54532859

uh-oh ethanol beer-bros, did we get too cock?! you'd expect this faggot supporting behavior from potheads, but apparently beer is gay now.

>> No.54532864

>>54532719
chud porn, who cares

>> No.54532871

>>54532814
Okay, then list some examples of non-Pozzed local brands that are as cheap as Bud Light.
Hint: there are likely very few.
A 30-rack of budlight is still about $25.

>> No.54532880

>>54532719
It's so tragic that 4chan is associating a light beer with masculinity
Bud light was cheap corporate piss before this advertising..

>> No.54532881

>>54532871
well i don't know where you live do i. someone elses local brand will cost you more because shipping.

>> No.54532898
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>>54532881
List the ones local to you (as an example), or shut the fuck up.
Stop spouting nonsense in this thread.

Blackrock and Vanguard do have ESG, but if the companies stop performing well those companies will stop investing in them. They don't make money when corporations lose money, they ALL lose money.
BlackRock has been flat for over a year, and they are way down since the highs of 2021.

>> No.54532905

Beer is haram and only for degenerates

>> No.54532914
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they went from marketing their beer as a good time juice for fun manly activities and fucking hot chicks and probably bbqs and fishing or something. now they market beer not by telling you that you can fuck hot chicks but that you can become one. it's almost like in a corporations old age it gets corporate dementia and the shit it does doesn't make sense anymore.

>> No.54532922

>>54532880
Faggot take
>It's so tragic that Alissa Heinerscheid (A Jewish Woman) is ASSociating Bud Light with clown-faced Men.
I agree with the 'corporate piss" part though. In her "podcast" this dumb bitch doesn't even refer to it as beer, only as a "brand".

>> No.54532925

>>54532898
Seems like they're happy to lose money as long as they continue to socially engineer the masses. This is where the concept of free market capitalism totally breaks down.

>> No.54532939

>>54532925
Nope.
As soon as the backlash is too severe, they will change course, fire the people responsible, and go back to their regular marketing campaigns featuring men.
Gillette still hasn't recovered from their blunder a few years ago.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/charlesrtaylor/2019/01/15/why-gillettes-new-ad-campaign-is-toxic/?sh=6234d90d5bc9

>> No.54532959

>>54532793
Still under the Anhueser Busch brand

>> No.54532967

>>54532804
>what is blackrock esg jew credit system

>> No.54532968

>>54532939
Wrong link
>Gillette had lost $5 BILLION in quarterly sales
Lmao, go woke go broke is REAL
https://pguru12.medium.com/procter-gamble-three-year-after-gillettes-we-believe-ffa9c82d9772

>> No.54532970

>>54532898
youre getting angry and accusing me of spouting nonsense because i suggested a local beer instead of a globohomo brand

>> No.54532974

>Drinking beer
Guys /pol/ is that way
This is a strictly alcohol free board.
Alcohol is for junkies.

>> No.54532981

>>54532959
its labatts actually as ive already explained, i also called myself "labatts shill" when i posted that but i guess not obvious enough

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>heinerscheid

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Imagine telling the suffragettes that in 100 years men will dress as women and have more rights than them, the state of this clown world. Probably for the best in the long run though.

>> No.54532995

>According to John Hopkins University Health Library, your memory, attention, visual-spatial skills, manual dexterity and reaction times are all adversely affected by alcohol, even after your blood-alcohol level returns to zero. Alcohol can also affect your mental health.
There's literally no benefit to drinking.

>> No.54532998

>>54532981
Labatts is a subsidiary of Anheuser Busch InBev you inbred dumb fuck
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labatt_Brewing_Company

>> No.54533007

>>54532974
>>54532995
Agreed, I rarely drink, less than once per month on average.
It's literally a waste of time, money, resources, productivity, etc.

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In each of these wokeist events you have to ask, does it create as many (or more) customers as it loses? Lefty types don't drink Bud Light. So yes, this was a dumb move. Corporations these days can't seem to help themselves and keep hiring SJW foot soldier idiots for key positions.

Gays and women drink wine, lefty men drink craft beer. Stupid as hell.

>> No.54533009

>>54532998
ah, you're right. they merged in 2008. i stand corrected. no need to be insulting though, we're all family here

>> No.54533022

there, i deleted the post suggesting busch lite, i made it in error not realizing labatts merged with alzheimers-busch in 2008

>> No.54533036

>>54533009
>>54533022
Thank you, And I apologize too.

>>54533008
It'll be interesting if Bud Light continues the silence, or if they stick with it.
If they cut off the clown, then he will likely an-hero which will look even worse for Bud Light.

>> No.54533042

>>54532719
Probably not. How did Gillette do after their inclusive ads?

>> No.54533053

Miller Lite has always been better and looks like they're marketing to pick up the people Bud Light just pissed off. Genius. I only drink red wine these days because it's the most based form of alcohol.

>> No.54533057

>>54533008
it's to bend the knee to blackrock. if they don't do something woke then they're more at risk of blackrock using their lack of wokeness to lower their esg score and deny them investment (while they load some shorts on the side beforehand probably) since investing in corporations with low esg score hurts the esg score of the investors they can lose a lot of investment so they don't want to make themselves easy targets. so they bend the knee in a public and obvious a fashion as possible to make it harder for them to get slammed with a bad esg.

>> No.54533058

>>54532772
Get* woke

>> No.54533064

>>54532804
>He doesn't know about ESG money

>> No.54533071

>>54533042
See >>54532939 and >>54532968
Gillette lost market share, and I don't think they've fully recovered.
Schick is owned by Edgewell, so it's hard to find out how much better they're doing.
Dollar Shave Club seems to be doing much better, probably got a lot of former Gillette customers.

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>>54532719
why do all these companies keep doing this shit over and over again ?

>> No.54533130

>>54532719
She's a stupid fucking woman who isn't trying to improve anything. If she did a SHRED of market research she would learn that

A. The types of people who identify with trans people tend to not be beer drinkers, and if they do it's craft not bud light.

B. Trans people make up less than 3% of the population.

These two facts alone should tell anyone that a marketing campaign for bud light using trannies isn't a good idea. Feelings and opinions aside, it's a fucking terrible business plan.

>> No.54533135

we put corporate morality policing in the hands of a trillion dollar hedge fund and got surprised when it became simply corruption and a way to manipulate the market to make even more money. its hurting the broader economy and forcing corporations to sacrifice profits made from actual product sales in favour of funny money printed for blackrock. this esg scam is bleeding the west dry

>> No.54533137

>>54533098
Because evil decrepit billionaires want to fuck up the world as much as possible before they die. When they die in the next 10-20 years hopefully things will start to return to 'normal'

>> No.54533139

>>54532835
So the tribe in addition to poisoning the well of our civilization with social justice and also running our financial institutions has decided to combine the two and use their control of the financial system to force wokeshit onto corporation? Who could have seen that coming.

>> No.54533140

>>54532738
>Just Women Things

>> No.54533157

>>54533042
I refuse to give them a dime of my money because of that. I use BIC or Schick disposables.

>> No.54533175

>OMG TRANNIES
So smoke weed it's legal now.
>But muh beer
No human benefit whatsoever cannabinoids at least protect the brain from damage and help regulate hormones.

>> No.54533188

>>54533175
Dumb pothead lmao. You're worse than the alcoholics you taunt.

>> No.54533202

She looks fucking trannie herself and the rainbow sticking out behind her completes the ensemble.
Her career is over and I'm glad. Fuck these pariahs.

>> No.54533205

>>54532880
No one's talking about masculinity, we're all just laughing like the chuds we are at some dumb Jewish bitch getting comeuppance for her dumb fucking idea lol

>> No.54533209

>>54532772
Coors is also woke idiot
>drinking beer

>> No.54533211

>>54533175

I know plenty of functioning high octane productive alcoholics, I know absolutely 0 productive potheads.

>> No.54533222

>>54532859
There are no fag flags on my weed thank you very much.

>> No.54533231
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>>54533211
Carl Sagan was a notable pothead and produced the best documentary series ever.

>> No.54533240

>>54532719
>>54532738
Can we get an early life check?
I'm coming up with nothing
Heinerscheid sounds very German and I'm not getting any Jewish connections but she has that very coastal looking aesthetic, either east coast or californian
Something about the lips

>> No.54533244

>>54533231

what did Carl produce?

>a dudeweed documentary and meme science

right

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Germanbros, press S to spit on American tranny beer

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>>54533244
>t. never seen Cosmos

Not to even mention the various books he wrote. There's cope and then there's this.

>> No.54533259

>>54533231
Producing a documentary isn't work

>> No.54533260

>>54533231
>Guys we're all ants on a rock nothing means anything!
>Wait NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don't go kill people!!!!

>> No.54533272

>>54533211
Let's see All the founding fathers were potheads, produced the greatest country ever known to human existence.
Let's see Oh most of the scientists partaked in marijuana damn insane.

Oh there's no great producers of anything that are alcoholics.
Infact I've never met an alcoholic who has over 100IQ it's a drug for the lowest common denominator.
https://youtu.be/ABhyKEK-CDg

>> No.54533309

>>54533260

Kek I love a good fake nihilist redditor

>dude life is meaningless religion is a joke
>DID U JUST GO AND DO A RACISM?

>> No.54533349

Crick the man who designed stem cell research and came up with the DNA molecule was an avid consumer of marijuana.
By the way I got like a 60 part inventor list on famous marijuana smokers so this is gonna get spammy if I keep going.

>> No.54533357

Richard Feynmann the man who helped design the atomic bomb, huge pothead.

>> No.54533366

>>54532719
>Help! I'm being excluded by the tranny on my beer can
White male fragility

>> No.54533377

William Brooke O’Shaughnessy old 19th century doctor who helped victims recover from cholera using IV replacement therapy got his ideas high on marijuana tinctures he then brought back from Africa and introduced into the west.

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>> No.54533400

>>54533377
old time examples aren't the best since modern weed is so much more vastly potent then anything the founding fathers had.

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>>54533366
>HELP I NEED TO PUT SOME LITERALLY WHO RANDOM TRANNY ON YOUR BEER CAN BECAUSE... BECAUSE I JUST DO, OK??

>> No.54533425

>>54533400
Not true at all ditch weed can be grown to 16 percent marijuana, literally our founding fathers wrote about saving and separating seeds to increase potency.
99% of weed grown in the 90's was black market urban grows that was seeded to high hell.

Marijuana loses potency when it's not cared for and seeded.

So if they actually cared about crops they were likely consuming just as high potency weed back then as today, infact outdoor grows get higher terpenes and potency due to the UV of the sun.
>T. grower.

>> No.54533443

>>54533425
oh so you're saying we had potent weed, lost it in the 90s or before that when black market urban grows became the norm, and then only recently bred it back to full potency. i don't know enough about marijuana genetics to say if i believe that or not but it sounds plausible.

>> No.54533446

>>54533211
Correct.
Almost every "successful" pothead wasn't a pothead early in life when it mattered. Like the guy who mentioned Carl Sagan, umm yeah he didn't start smoking pot until he graduated with a PhD from the University of Chicago.
His pot smoking also may have led to him being denied tenure at Harvard, since his ideas were all over the place and "unfocused".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Sagan

>> No.54533453

>>54533400
Also good evidence shows they had HIGHER potency because of more variety coming from overseas, it was a well grown resource in the united states up until the 19th century.
The plants genetics have been watered down over the last 150 years and we are just getting back to some decent strains but the old weed is long gone, no evidence showing marijuana somehow evolved itself in 20 years to become uber potent.
plants don't work that way.

>> No.54533470

>>54533443
Yes basically, mexican weed made us think this is normal "high grade stuff man"
When there's good evidence of purple sativas being grown by indians which would be fucking killer.

>> No.54533491

>>54533446
>"if you wish to bake an apple pie from scratch you must first create the universe"
>"carl... you're fired"
>"forged in the heat of a dying star my molecules travelled billions of lightyears and will find new employment elsewhere."

>> No.54533494

>>54533272
nigger the founding fathers weren't smoking 30% thc weed

>> No.54533499

>>54533407
Not saying it was a particularly good idea or a partnership that makes sense, I'm just saying it's pathetic that OP claims they are being "excluded" by one-off tranny can

>> No.54533507

>>54533381
The funniest part about this is that this man looks absolutely ridiculous, and "this" is the "best" looking tranny they can find.
Maybe this will be a huge red-pill for anyone considering MtF: you will ALWAYS look like a clown.
FtM are literally insane and there's no help for them except confinement to a mental institution.

>> No.54533520

>>54533494
"30% thc weed"
is a giant misnomer, infact I've been growing/consuming it for ages now.
Go to a medical store and buy 5 of the higher rated THC strains.
I'll follow you and come back with 5 strains with half their thc count.
You will see the difference when you want my shit over yours.

For example "Greenlight" a grower here in my city produces the highest thc count weed in the state, everyone hates them.
absolutely fucking terrible weed, smells like a sewer, tastes like shit and the high isn't good.

Proper a more well established sells 15% maximum thc on their weeds, prices are 3x higher.

Now use your brain and ask yourself why that is.

>> No.54533533

>>54533507
>>54533407
>obsessed over trannies and marijuana smokers
>defends literal bacteria produces toxins made by chinese companies.
Bud lights owned by china you dumb fucks, beer is made of the shit of bacteria, it's not supposed to be consumed by humans.
Shits for possums.

>> No.54533541

>>54533446
Literally nobody mentioned when these people started smoking pot kek. This post-hoc cope going from "I know 0 productive potheads" to "w..well it doesn't count if they didn't start until after college!"

Not to mention alcohol is addictive and withdrawals can literally kill you. Literally nobody has died from pot withdrawal but I look forward to seeing what copers can come up with.

>> No.54533542

>>54533366
>>54533499
Lmao, sweet dubs though
It has nothing to do with me being "excluded", it's literally the VP of Bud Light saying that THEY AS A COMPANY need to exclude all of their former customers, so that the "brand" can embrace "inclusivity", which apparently means men wearing clown makeup and clothing.
And guess what?
All of their old customers are ditching Bud Light for something else, just like the VP wanted. She's completely out of touch with reality, and hopefully she'll get shitcanned for this blunder.

>> No.54533548

>>54533499
it's not a one off, it's one of many examples of the systemic racism and sexism in the system. since i support women and hate corporate piggies i have to go against the tranny can. only a lumpenprole would chug from a tranny can.

>> No.54533555

>>54533381
Works every time

>> No.54533560

>>54533541
Yeah they just are low IQ poltards, you would think they would leave and stop obsessing about shit that doesn't matter
>OH NO A COMPROMISED COMPANY DOES COMPROMISED THINGS
Yeah did you faggots all sleep through 2020?

The fact most of these "productive" potheads didn't start till after age 25 shows you marijuana shouldn't be consumed by anyone under 25 because you won't unlock your full experience.
And also you shouldn't be doing anything under 25 that's the time your brain is developing.

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For me it's miller lite

>> No.54533587

>>54533520
because thc isn't everything, it's also about the cannabinoids

>> No.54533592

>>54532995
this, unironically

>> No.54533601

Why would you market to a consumer base who gets off on saying how much they hate big corporations? The Reddit crowd is only interested in IPAs from some random shitty brewery in their urban centers.

>> No.54533605

>>54533581
Maybe ditch the brain damaging bacteria shit and pickup something healthy, or best go sober.
Alcohol was literally created by pirates, who were deathdealers, many of the rich elite families today come from these blood lines.
Pirates would bring in pestilence, drugs, disease, and alcohol to communities, drop the shit off, let it ravage them and then come plunder them after they were weak.
Ditch alcohol it's only funding the elite families and spreading death.

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>>54533605
Maybe drink a Coors bud, you sound tense

>> No.54533616

>>54533601
>The Reddit crowd is only interested in IPAs from some random shitty brewery in their urban centers.
and they're actually right for once

>> No.54533626

>>54532995
>>54533592
the benefits are social, silly. communal conviviality is spurred on by mutual intoxication and likely has been for tens of thousands of years, and could be one of the many reasons for settled agriculture to have developed. stay sober by all means but to ignore what alcohol has done for humanity is gay.

>> No.54533634

>>54533137
no, it's because they've decided its time for a new world order and it is america's turn to die

>> No.54533645

>>54532719
The retard that hired this women and put her in this position is stupider than she is

>> No.54533648

>Trans woman Dylan Mulvaney promotes Nike sports bras on Instagram as a paid partner for the brand.
i would throw away my nikes if the child labour wasn't already enough to get me to replace them years ago

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>>54533381
Anyone got the animated version of this comic with all the different ads?

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>>54533648
Why does it matter to do if a tranny wears nikes

>> No.54533670

>>54533659
like i said, its actually widespread systemic sexism not just a one off ad

>> No.54533684

>>54532719
You losers said the same thing about Gillette but they're crushing it. Marketers are just adapting to the times.

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>>54533560
>And also you shouldn't be doing anything under 25 that's the time your brain is developing.
That's a meme too. Your brain develops forever, until you get alzeihmer's.
https://slate.com/technology/2022/11/brain-development-25-year-old-mature-myth.html

>> No.54533705

>>54533684
they're recreating weimer germany, and we all saw how that panned out. as an anti-fascist that respects women i can't drink from a tranny can

>> No.54533711

>>54533684

I don't know a living male soul using a Gillette product. Maybe that's why they pushed that ad, at this point it's just women buying male razors to shave their legs because they aren't as shit as the women's razors.

>> No.54533714

>>54533581
Fuck that.
I only go to restaurants with MEN and WOMEN bathrooms.

>> No.54533731

>>54533684
>You losers said the same thing about Gillette but they're crushing it.
Source for that??
Gillette has lost BILLIONS since their marketing blunder, and those long-time customers have switched to different products and are never coming back.

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>>54532719
This is such a retarded marketing strategy. She will surely get fired afer the company's sales tank.

>> No.54533766

>>54533731
>this is what polcels actually believe
Insane.

>> No.54533767

Really scraping the bottom of the barrel for those ESG goycredits, huh?

>> No.54533802

>>54532719
This woman literally looks like the liberal female version of chud

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>>54533765
Lmao, even the LinkedIn comments are absolutely brutal. People are NOT holding back:
https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7046304616862384128/?updateEntityUrn=urn%3Ali%3Afs_updateV2%3A%28urn%3Ali%3Aactivity%3A7046304616862384128%2CFEED_DETAIL%2CEMPTY%2CDEFAULT%2Cfalse%29

https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7046224142089535489/?updateEntityUrn=urn%3Ali%3Afs_updateV2%3A%28urn%3Ali%3Aactivity%3A7046224142089535489%2CFEED_DETAIL%2CEMPTY%2CDEFAULT%2Cfalse%29

>> No.54533819

>>54532738
>Heinerscheid

Nothing to see here, just the usual

>> No.54533824
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>>54533766
I know, it's literally insane that retards like you think Gillette is doing well financially.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/gillette-ceo-losing-customers-over-metoo-campaign-is-price-worth-paying#:~:text=Procter%20%26%20Gamble%2C%20the%20parent%20company,over%20the%20last%20three%20years.

>> No.54533837

>>54533824
seems like buying influence has a heavy price tag

>> No.54533847
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54533847

>>54533807
Damn, the bantz on these people is legendary. Not afraid to go after the "woke mob" even with all their public info available.

>> No.54533848

>>54533807

I wonder if society will finally hold firm on the tranny nonsense being pushed everywhere.

>> No.54533859
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54533859

Beer?

>> No.54533862

>>54533824
You're an idiot. The writedown was the result of years of underperformance leading up to 2019. It had nothing to do with a new marketing campaign that began only weeks earlier. Indeed the purpose of the marketing campaign was to reverse the underperformance, and it has been extremely successful. Learn how to read a financial statement dumbass.

>> No.54533864

>>54533453
We get it dude weed good alcohol bad holy fuck take your dude weed lmao posting somewhere else

>> No.54533878

>>54533847
>forced affirmation has no value
nice phrasing but sadly untrue

>> No.54533883

>>54532719
You guys don't understand.
Yes this is a terrible and very lazy decision, but the Blackrocks of the world will reward Bud Light's parent company for promoting diversity, even if this hurts their financial performance. And it is your 401k contributions that funds all these initiatives.
Financials aren't real and don't matter. Company valuations mean nothing in a world with infinite money and an endless stream of income.

>> No.54533888

>>54533862

They have a lot of other products to make up the losses. But that razor bullshit made their shaving products tank. Both of you are lying.

>> No.54533890

>>54533848
That's the goal with Anheuser Busch, especially since there are lots of competitive beer brands to switch to.
https://www.theblaze.com/news/matt-walsh-boycott-woke-companies

>> No.54533894

>>54533848
it will absolutely not, you saw this same kind of pushback for gay stuff, years later its normalized. its already normalized now, the pushback only makes its stronger. you cant win until america becomes a dictatorship of some kind that does away with all this nonsense top-down. screencap this post and come back to it 10 years from now to see how obviously right i am

>> No.54533903

>>54533883
That only works if the companies are profitable.
And right now Blackrock is down on their investments.

>> No.54533910

>>54533888
>But that razor bullshit made their shaving products tank.
You have no evidence of that because it is simply not true. The PG financial statements show the segment has increased market share since 2019.

>> No.54533947
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54533947

lmao

>> No.54533950

>>54533903
in the public records maybe
but what about black market money? what about their proceeds from crime? maybe they have none. or maybe corporations will pay out the ass under the table to prop up their esg score or avoid getting rugged by esg. don't ask if that's happening just ask why wouldn't it be happening?

>> No.54533958

>>54532719
>Shits on current customer base by saying they don't buy enough, and that Bud light needs to be more "inclusive" by being exclusive of all current customers
How exactly is a beer exclusive?
By that I mean not just how was it not inclusive of queers, I also mean how is it not inclusive of not queers. It's still just piss water that you drink to get drunk, that hasn't changed.

>> No.54533968

>>54532871
Nothing is as dirt cheap as Bud Light but you can spend a couple dollars more and get a massive upgrade in quality.

>> No.54534001

>>54533910

>doubles down

You probably still lie about gamer gate. You also sound vaxxed.

>> No.54534031

>>54532719
>be retard
>see a beer can with a trans person on it
>shit all over themselves
>boycott company
>cry on tiktok about how bud light was their friend
https://youtu.be/7ERmA4bkSMc

>> No.54534044

>>54533714
Why lol
Single stalls are objectively superior to shared spaces. You trying to peak at other people's junk?

>> No.54534066

>>54534044
it's no economically feasible to demand small businesses renovate into individual tiny bathrooms that in the same amount of space can only relieve a fraction of the customers. the two bathroom system works fine since there are only 2 genders

>> No.54534069

>>54534044
Nice restaurants have single-stall bathrooms that are still separated by gender.

>> No.54534087

>>54532719
>Heinerscheid
I fucking hate cryptosauerkrauts

>> No.54534093

>>54534001
Another nonargument. You got nothing.

>references gamer gate
wew

>> No.54534106
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>> No.54534108

>>54532898
Shill detection

>> No.54534122

>>54534069
I dunno where you live but in the northeast US, single stall gender neutral is common in nice restaurants

>> No.54534197

>>54533883
>And it is your 401k contributions that funds all these initiatives.
This is honestly the blackpilled part that most people never mention.

>> No.54534200

>>54532968
The comment section on their ads refuses to let them forget. I seriously doubt they will ever recover from it.

>> No.54534222

>>54533903
Profits don't mean anything anymore. Too big to fail. Our economy is centrally planned to a level that would make the Soviets blush with envy. Jews select winners and losers. The plebs have absolutely zero say about anything.
If you were going to boycott every company that is spouting off woke nonsense you would need to create an entire parallel economy at this point. Walmart could come out tomorrow and say they officially support white genocide and put up banners of white people being beheaded in all their stores and white people would STILL shop there. Why? Because there are lots of people in this country who would literally starve to death without Walmart. That's the level of control these people have.

>> No.54534236

>>54534122
>take a girl out on a date to a "nice restaurant"
>have to take a huge shit
>only single stall gender neutral bathroom
>take monster dump
>she goes in right after you
>breaths in your fumes
Yeah sounds like a really high-class outing.

>> No.54534263

>>54533139
Henry Ford, if you look back to the origin of the
>of course corporations are meant to maximize shareholder value
This started as a result of minority jewish shareholders Dodge Brothers demanding Henry Ford stop trying to raise wages and increase production capacity

>> No.54534264

>>54532719
>better than keystone
Bud light is piss and I never drink it. Busch is good.

>> No.54534267

>>54533862
Gillette has abandoned the MeToo ads. They have been using athlete sponsorships to push their products. Athletes that exhibit “toxic masculinity”

>> No.54534287

>>54534222
>Our economy is centrally planned
No it's not. You're just being retarded. Is there fuckery and government corruption in business? Of course, was Amazons rise centrally planned? No. Companies that make money will grow over time, companies that lose it will fail.

>> No.54534290

>>54532738
> wharton school
> heinerscheid
oh me poor oppressed wymyn who came from nuffin

>> No.54534310

>>54534093
>can’t argue
>says wew

>> No.54534327

>>54532719
women are terrible at numbers. they think the 1% of the population that are gay or trans matters when it comes to income

>> No.54534329

>>54534267
>Gillette has abandoned the MeToo ads.
And yet some retards here will argue that the ad caused them no business harm.

>> No.54534332

>>54532719
>Taste slightly better than competitors like Keystone Light
Said no one ever bud is fucking repulsive you need to drink it ice cold or it tastes like piss. Real beer you can drink at room temperature hell some even taste better. Srsly who the fuck drinks that literal goyslop trash anymore its not even beer. Its fucking corn and rice with artificial hops and etc trash. Beer costs nothing to make its fucking grain(barley) hops water and yeast.

They say beer is selling less and less people are drinking "beer" but in reality, people are just not buying fucking trash anymore. This is a good thing let bud tank their image. Its complete fucking garbage piss water that boomer poison has no place in modern society people want to drink real beer and if you want to get drunk for cheap. There is a million better options rather than drinking 24 4% trash to get a slight buzz all while inhaling fucking over 9000g of carbs from trash "beer".

Its like McD trying to make their places look nice and give the food better packages. Its the worst of the worst goyslop made from all the left over garbage and it costs so much now compared to local places that give you fresh fucking everything for half the price.

>> No.54534339
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54534339

Budlight instagram stopped posting, but not the #Budlight, lmao
Better memes than 4chan.

>> No.54534349

>>54534327
It had nothing to do with numbers. This wasn't a business decision. It was a sad attempt at using her position to "educate" redneck chuds and make them grovel at the altar of wokeness.

>> No.54534352

>>54534327

There is something wrong with females at all levels of top corporate leadership in that they literally do not understand the concept of fiscal prudence or business ambition. They are fine with losing money. They don't care about money. To be obsessed with petty social nonsense is to be a woman. Take a look at this one: got a highly critical role and immediately dived into petty social nonsense rather than caring about profits during a recession.

From cradle to grave they have this understanding that there is a man somewhere ready to bail them out when they go bankrupt and this affects their entire consciousness. They are unironically, fundamentally unfit for roles like this.

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>>54534339

>> No.54534394
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>>54532719
It's not about the money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYaY2Kb_PKI

>> No.54534398

>>54534352
Because at the end of the day, if the fail hard enough, they can just marry some C-level exec and transition to being a housewife.
There are no real consequences. You can't be a leader if there's a safety net.

>> No.54534416

>>54534398

Absolutely true. You want people at critical positions fighting for their life there. You want them feeling like it's make or break and that the business is their life. Business is not this woman's life, it's her hobby. All work for women is a hobby. I'm trying to deprogram my fiance from this line of thinking right now.

>> No.54534417
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>>54534353

>> No.54534423

>>54534329
Well they're retards

>> No.54534439

>>54534031
wow I'm 100% that mystery meat has some super awesome and amazing takes on current events

>> No.54534450

>>54534352
I had the unfortunate experience of having a manager like that. Clearly a diversity hire who couldn't be fire.
I knew we were going to be over-budget, she didn't give a shit. in the 4th quarter I started looking for new jobs because I knew she would have to make "difficult cutbacks", but of course her job was secured. I tried to talk to upper-management, they didn't give a shit, they "needed her" despite her incompetence.

>> No.54534493

>>54534439
aw im sorry, was bud light your friend too?

>> No.54534505

>>54533008
All the local breweries in my city lean hardcore conservative.

>> No.54534536

>>54534493
I don't drink beers I dab, do you watch that mystery meat every day?

>> No.54534546

>>54534536
ew you dab? you have a rotten mouth with black tic tac teeth and garbage breath? fucking disgusting flyover trash.

>> No.54534561

>>54534546
Can you say the same thing but in the form of a mystery meat dude talking over videos?

>> No.54534563

>>54534236
The nice ones will have 5 or 6 closets

>> No.54534612

>>54534563
I believe the entire reason we have gender segregated bathrooms in the first place is because breathing in each other's shit fumes in a confined area really puts a damper on the romantic spirit.

>> No.54534622

>>54534561
idk what you mean by mystery meat, you mean someone who exercises and its a mystery to you?

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>>54533684
>>54533766
>>54533862
>>54533910
>>54534093
>>54534267
>Seething this hard about Gillette
>complains about non-argument
>proceeds to deboonk without posting a single source or valid argument to back it up.
Wew indeed lad!

>> No.54534639
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54534639

>>54534505
We never should've let fags takeover the Rainbow Flag. Rainbows are based natural phenomena; fags and tranny's are unnatural mentally ill people.
They should've come up with their own design if the US flag wasn't good enough for them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_flag

Blame this guy, who (surprisingly) isn't Jewish: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_Baker_(artist)

>> No.54534645

>>54534612
>He doesn't shit on his gf

>> No.54534656

>>54534622
>idk what you mean by mystery meat
mhm

>> No.54534684

>>54534634
Not seething. Look up the King C. Gillette ads. The ads use professional basketball players and are played all the time in Canada. They are completely different from the MeToo ad.

>> No.54534703

>>54534634
>>54534267
Ah sorry I got ID blindness and added you by mistake!

>> No.54534707

>>54532719

All the hillbillies that hate faggots and trannies will continue drinking Bud Lite at the local dive bar.

You lost. Get over it.

>> No.54534713
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CAN'T GO ONE DAY WITHOUT HEARING ABOUT TRANNIES

>> No.54534714

>>54534707
We lost.
But the real question is who the hell won?

>> No.54534775

>>54534713
I didn't even know about this until today.
Had a great weekend celebrating Christ with family and friends. Just like the Founding Fathers Intended.

>>54534707
Kek, I'll bet money that this VP is either ousted or severely demoted, and Bud Light goes back to it's earlier style of advertising.
There's no way they can double-down and support more trannies.

>> No.54534780

>>54534714

The WEF.

>> No.54534824

>>54534707
>All the hillbillies that hate faggots and trannies will continue drinking Bud Lite at the local dive bar.
I won't. I will call it trannie fluid and mock anyone who drinks it until the day I die.

>> No.54534842

>>54534824
>trannie fluid
kek

>> No.54534854

It’ll blow over in a month, just like when everybody in STL quit drinking bud because they “sold out our city to the Belgians!”
They’ll switch to something like mich ultra for a few weeks to signal, not knowing it’s an AB-inBev product, then switch back when they forget.

>> No.54534865

>>54534824

I'll stick to my Whiskey sours, so luckily I won't have this problem.

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>>54534824
In her headcanon you are loudly calling it trannie fluid at the bar, when some 6'5 giga-hick wearing a Bud Light wife beater taps you on the shoulder.
>I'm Bubba. I heard you was bein' transphobic.
>We ain't tolerate your kind 'round here, Chud.
He knocks you out. Then throws you out the front door like Roadhouse. Everyone cheers.

>> No.54534910

>>54532719
Why are they targeting zoomers? Zoomers don't drink alcohol, they take a cocktail of SSRIs, sedatives, and benzos.

>> No.54534916

>>54533520
Dude holy fuck nobody cares. Shut the fuck up with your ranting about weed. This is why nobody likes stoners except other stoners.

>> No.54534939

>>54534891
This is why I don't drink in metropolises

>> No.54534947

Whose daughter is this? How does some chick who looks like she is fresh out of woke university become vp of a major company/?

>> No.54534949

>>54533605
>alcohol was literally invented by pirates
Lay off the fucking weed, it’s making you retarded. Beer was likely invented before fucking bread.

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54534960

Basically this.

>> No.54534989

>>54534947
According to her LinkedIn she got her BA in 2006, so at minimum she is like 39.

>> No.54534990

>>54534910
She doesn't even care about people drinking alcohol or becoming alcohol.
Her mandate (her words, kek) was to get more people to "drink this brand", no matter the cost.
So in her pea-brain she thought embracing Trannies would be a good idea.
Trannies are likely already alcoholics since they have to deal with all the painful surgeries and dilating their fake vaginas several times/day.

It's crazy that someone like this even gets to be a VP in the first place.

>> No.54535017

https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-news/harlem-themed-resort-proposed-for-historic-westside/

lmao, some retard developer wants a harlem-themed casino/hotel. hey honey, wanna go get stabbed at 130 and broadway?

>> No.54535081

>>54535017
This should be it's own thread. Then we can talk about Las Vegas/casino business.

>> No.54535139

>>54535017
>Shlomo Meiri
Okay, why are Jews so good at business?
Is it all nepotism? Or is something else going on?

>> No.54535145

>>54534639
I think the using rainbow is attempt to trick kids into getting onboard with the homo agenda before they understand what sex is. Every little kid likes rainbows right? And these weird people have rainbow decorations everywhere, they must be fun right? It's disarming to parents that should be blocking their kids from getting "educated" on all the gender bs.

>> No.54535163

>>54532738
>jew
what a surprise

>> No.54535187

>>54532995
that's some nerd cope

>> No.54535188

>>54535139
quit noticing

>> No.54535207

>>54532719
miller ftw

>> No.54535227
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>>54535139
Nepotism combined with never-satisfied hawkish jew mothers

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>>54533699
>slate
My nigger, how much of a golem do you have to be to use an article written by a bug on a kike owned website to use a source? Enjoy your crime ridden shithole blue states.

>> No.54535342

>>54534891
I doubt she has the capacity to form such an elaborate fantasy. Look at the emptiness behind those eyes. Just a dull brainwashed stare.

Here's the podcast interview she did. She is quite fucking insane. Someone else gave birth to "her" children. It's fucking painful to listen to.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/make-yourself-at-home/id1648793442?i=1000605518132

>> No.54535521

>>54535342
>I doubt she has the capacity to form such an elaborate fantasy. Look at the emptiness behind those eyes. Just a dull brainwashed stare.
Most likely.
Will be interesting to see what Bud Light's next post on social media will be.

>> No.54535599

She's 37 btw. Imagine hiring a 37yo as a vice president. There are people who work into their 50s to become a vp kek. You just know she gives the best blowjobs in the company. She's really sucked old man wrinkly nutsacks to get promoted so fast. A real trooper.

>> No.54535630

>>54533425
Put a nug in your foreskin. Then inhale xD

>> No.54535721
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>>54533807

>> No.54535749

For me, it's Fat Tire

>> No.54535781

>>54535721
Unfortunately, I don't have "fuck you money", so it's not worth risking my career prospects by being anti-trans (i.e. normal) on a site like LinkedIn.
More power to people like Kid Rock who are able to get away with that sort of thing.

>> No.54535800

>>54535749
Most employee-owned companies are based.

>> No.54535805

>>54535721
It's cool American society has been reduced to a 3rd grader's classroom. Kek

>> No.54535836

>>54533699
Incorrect. Schizophrenia mostly develops before 25, taking drugs before that age increases the risk (assuming you also have schizo-genetics).
<25 y.o. drug abusers do worse, mentally than older people as well.
Also children who went through a lot of infections, parasites and so on - as they become adults, they usually develop lower IQs then kids who didn't go through many infections. (No source provided - it's all over the internet, google it you niggerian).

>> No.54535841

>>54535781
>>54535805
When normies decide to be based it's pretty awe-inspiring.
Anons will spend decades living in the shadows here and constantly looking over their shoulder for feds, but come out with one shitty Bud Light commercial and the normies are talking mad shit with their real names on fucking Linkedin, kek.

>> No.54535843

>>54535599
>it's another episode of dumb NEET on /biz/ thinks that vice president is someone important
It's not government, vp in corporation is literally a glorified middle manager.

>> No.54535945

>>54535843
Oh so she's not the reason their brand was fucked up then? Or is there a tendency for "meaningless powerless positions" like middle manager to have the ability to literally turn an entire brand of beer totally fucking trans? You stupid wagie nigger.

>> No.54536033

>>54532859
yes the big dispensary faggot agenda represents all weed smokers feelings even those who grow their own, youre like one of those faggy euros who equates americans to their governments actions

>> No.54536038

>>54532719
of course it was ome kike bitch

>> No.54536096

>>54532871
Yuengling. It is the duty of all right-wing beer drinkers to switch to Yuengling.

>> No.54536200

>>54532804
What other anons have basically said already. Essentially if you dont pander to the globohomo agenda, no big investor money for you. Not only that, but you basically get blacklisted from any investment firm since all of these hedgies talk to each other. Stocks and sales may plummet, but they would rather see you Living Like (((Larry))) and continue to pump money into castrating your own brand than go against the slightest of the new social abnorms.

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>>54535836
>Schizophrenia mostly develops before 25, taking drugs before that age increases the risk
whats wrong with attaining schizo powers?

>> No.54536386

>>54536033
This post smells of devil's lettuce.

>> No.54536541

>>54534394
Lol, serves those niggers right.

>> No.54536745

>>54532995
lmao fucking dweeb

>> No.54536828

>>54533605
You sound like a retarded schizo.

>> No.54536926

>>54532738
I've heard rumors Wharton was declining in everything but price. The education I heard isn't even bad, nothing special, but something is happening where the people they are admitting are increasingly more retarded and it is messing with the reputation and networking value. I'll chalk this up as another data point because it fits the profile perfectly.
>I'm oppressed
>Straight to Wharton
>From Wharton to executive at a multi-billion dollar company
>Financially suicide bomb it

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>>54534824
>trannie fluid

>> No.54536982

>>54535599
She's a diversity hire, if she had sucked and fucked her way there she would understand she had no business being there and not make such insane costly decisions. If you listen to her talk you will understand. She has no concept of needing money, it's never been a concern for her. She yaps about joy and making a difference and her friend who quit her corporate law job to become an anti-hate activist because someone draw a swastika on some playground equipment. She is a wonderful example of a retarded rich woman who has never dealt with reality. Losing her position is not a concern, it fell into her lap along with everything else in her life and another job will simply appear or she will quit and go yap with other women all day and there will be zero consequences for this. Money will always be there for her, it is unimportant, what's important is making a difference.

>> No.54536998

>>54532719
Early life on her?

>> No.54537099

>>54532719
>>Everyone throws out their remaining Bud Light and decides to buy something else instead.

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>>54532836
It's very fascist if your think about it. The point of capitalism is to encourage companies to improve themselves so only the fittest survive, in a Darwinian system. But now with neo liberalism, you can have the most insane transgender CEO shitting up the company and it's fine, because he will get funds from blackrock and co as long as he pledge allegiance to them and continues to force the globohomo agenda on the populace. For how long can it last ?

>> No.54537194

>>54534222
Man you have spent way too much time online. Real life doesn’t react as quickly, it takes years for this stuff to manifest. There isn’t some grand conspiracy, we are just 60% of the way there and long term consequences are starting to settle.

>> No.54537273

>>54532772
Every single medium to large corporation on the planet is woke. Support your local brewery if you insist on drinking beer

>> No.54537318

>>54536998
if you need, it means u need to tune your jewdar

>> No.54537319

>>54532719
stocktwits

>> No.54537329

>>54532719
stocktwits handing down bans for posting anti-trans on the $bud and $nke subs

>> No.54537433

>>54537319
>>54537329
Holy shit literally banning people for wrongthink.
what the fuck
https://stocktwits.com/symbol/BUD

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>>54532968
>Gillette
This has really stuck.
I'll never buy another pair of Nikes either.

>> No.54537504

>>54537479
Same here, haven't bought Nike anything in forever.
More news reports about this failure.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11956593/Bud-Light-marketing-VP-said-wanted-update-fratty-branding-days-Dylan-Mulvaney-ad.html
https://nypost.com/2023/04/10/bud-lights-marketing-vp-was-inspired-to-update-fratty-out-of-touch-branding/

>> No.54537518

I bought Nike & bud stock today :)

>> No.54537527

>>54532719
It's not about the money.
It's never been about the money.
It's about demoralizing and beating down white people.
Jewish people have always done this.
This isn't new.
This has always happened whenever jews are given a smidgen of control.
There is only one solution.

>> No.54537549

>>54536982
Yup, she even attended Groton School in Massachusetts for high school, which is like $60k/year and I don't think she got scholarships for that.

>> No.54537565

>>54536982
>>54537549
>diversity hire
she's some rich bitch, retards

>> No.54537599

>>54537565
>she's some rich bitch, retards
No shit jackass. The bitch part is the diversity she was hired for.

>> No.54537694

>>54534990
>It's crazy that someone like this even gets to be a VP in the first place.
Many such cases. Most executives are dipshits.

>> No.54537696

>>54532856
>Blackrock CEO Larry Fink
>He sits on the boards of the Council on Foreign Relations and World Economic Forum

The guys doing all this aren't sneaky baddies operating in the shadows, they have names and addresses.

>> No.54537783

>>54537599
>rich bitch
>diversity
LMAO

>> No.54537862

>>54532995
Not trying to insult you but genuinely wondering are you autistic?, you cite a number of health factors as if people drink primarily for the benefit of their physical health..

Anyone any good articles on market manipulation using ESG scoring?

Also those "green bonds" or whatever the fuck they are called that allow companies to buy rainforests and potentially demolish them..

A lot of this diversity stuff is just to create more cheap labour availability and to turn everybody into worker drones

>> No.54538059

Remember when Bud Light had iconic marketing that was appreciated and ran through pop-culture?
I remember
Bud light commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJmqCKtJnxM

Short film that inspired it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAEetITEmvg

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>>54538059
>niggers acting like idiots
>iconic
there's something seriously wrong with you mutts

>> No.54538391

>>54532719
Ugh, of course it was a woman in charge of that brand. A brand that is overwhelmingly targeted towards men. baka.

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>>54538291
If you don't think the short film was funny, then you're a humorless retard.
Any black person who has a job and isn't a criminal is not a nigger.

>>54538391
A few years ago, Bud Light was doing fun shit like this.
https://vegasinc.lasvegassun.com/business/2019/sep/15/alien-themed-bud-light-hits-shelves-in-nevada/
Now they're supporting globohomo transgender bullshit.

>> No.54538512

Trannies are based and you can all cope and seethe. You don’t do shit but piss your pants and whine while you shitpost about how you hope your political enemies kill themselves. You are nothing and your world is dying, the youth will finally get to build a better world without you holding it back

Cole and seethe, you won’t be remembered.

>> No.54538613

>>54534106
So if they had their operation on credit, does that mean they can’t enter until “paid in full” status is achieved?

>> No.54538681

>>54538512
>you won't be remembered
in 1,500 years when archeologists dig up tranny skeletons, they will be cataloged as their correct sexes

>> No.54538720

>>54534398
>>54534416

Massive redpill for me today. holy shit....

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>>54538720
uhm you just did an extremism

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>>54532719
Hello, Mossberg. I have an idea. Ever heard of short-selling stocks? Okay, yeah, you bet against the stock. You know it will go down, yeah. Right. Okay... so don't hang up.

Okay, so, what? Yeah, don't hang up. Just please, okay? Alright.

You hire a double-nigger queer faggot transexual to be the spokesperson for your brand. We make a commercial, don't hang up, he is in full drag, holding a white baby. He refers to the baby without gender. The queer then shoots a deer that's wearing a plain red hat, using a shotgun. You can't show the slug hitting the deer, I know. So anyway, the tranny kills the deer. In the next scene, the tranny is trying to get the baby to take a bite of the MAGA deer. He references the deer as flesh. And the meat is rare. Then he looks at the camera and smiles slowly, showing his teeth at the end. The screen cuts to black, and then it's just your logo. Mossberg and Sons.

5 mins before it airs, we short-sell the stock. The stock drops six million percent in 14 seconds. We wait six days. On the sixth day, we rebuy all the stock and announce that we were hacked. You launch a big ad with a big fat hairy redneck and plenty of Jesus iconography. You swear to God you will never let your marketing team make a move without your approval again.

Your stock goes back up, probably even higher. We profit our fucking tits off.

Hello? Sir? Are you there now Sir? You hung up, well what the fuck are you going to do then now Sir. Hello Sir?

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>>54538681

>> No.54539056

>>54532719
>Popular amongst college kids, working class people, and sports fans, who all just want cheap beer
I am not really a beer snob, but I can't imagine why even poor people would buy a beer where you have to drink 4-5 of them just to feel anything, and on the way to drinking that many you'll have to make multiple trips to the bathroom because they go through you like water. Bud Light sucks dick even as a budget beer. You're better off getting malt liquor

>> No.54539090

>>54539056
Ya see Anon, a lot of people have friends and like to socialize.
When you're drinking beer at a party, bar, or nightclub, it's advantageous to not get super drunk all at once. It's better to space it out so you can continue to talk to people you're hanging out with.

>> No.54539114

>>54532719
>a man wearing clown makeup
I think that was a man that sliced up his face to him look like a mutilated clown. that's not just make up.

>> No.54539141

>>54539090
Oh, friends. Yeah, okay, that might make sense but I wouldn't know.

>> No.54539179

>>54538681
>letting some gay archeologist turn you into a museum exhibit of HOMO sapien
If you aren’t getting cremated after death you are NGMI.

>> No.54539207

>>54539056
Cheap beer is cheap beer. The difference between them is branding. People identify with a brand and buy it preferentially because of how the brand is perceived. You could not murder a brand faster than this if you tried.

>> No.54539238

>>54539114
Yeah, I know he had "gender confirming facial reconstruction surgery" or whatever, but that just further proves out DIFFERENT men and women are.
Men and women are SO DIFFERENT, that it costs over $100,000 to "change" genders, and even then it will only turn you into a clown/kiss-less weirdo who still has to wear tons of makeup and lots of camera filters.
Leftists are literally insane.
This freak went an entire year without even having sex, because not even trannies find other trannies attractive.

>> No.54539347

>>54532719
I think it's a genius business decision
>oh no the stock went down because of tranny shit, please don't look into this further, as they say once you go woke, you go broke ha ha.

>> No.54539380

>>54539238
>an entire year without even having sex
...
is that supposed to be a long time?

>> No.54539416

>>54532814
Beer30 and Pabst Blue Ribbon come to mind.

>> No.54539517

Women don’t drink beer and the ones that do are generally country girls who love football and Jesus (not exactly the most tranny friendly demo). I know quite a few rich cosmo girls, they drink expensive spirits and wine. Beer is a complete after thought. What a retarded marketer

>> No.54539676

>>54532719
American beer is like making love on a boat, it's fucking close to water.

>> No.54539684

>>54533626
This is because it's a better store of calories

Bread goes off in days
Alcohol can last for years or decades+

The social aspect is important too for sure, especially in my country. There's an entire culture build around it. However alcoholism is terrible, worse than heroin Imo.

Best to stay totally clear if possible.

>> No.54539746

>>54533659
What does it matter to you if people don't want to support a company that's antithetical to their morals? Like people have said there is something going on deeper here however people can vote with their wallets and opinions if they so like.

>> No.54539767

>>54532772
It's bad too, not so woke but get a better beer

>> No.54539819

>>54532760
They and their relatives also don't short their companies' stocks either.

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>>54532719
>muh go woke go broke maymays
>muh jew brew crew strikes again maymays
Don't care. Shock Top is based and owned by InBev. I'll continue to think for myself while the rest of you remain retarded politicized zombies LMAO

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>>54537273
>support local company
>they get big
>they go woke

>> No.54540212

>>54539903
Consider one of the following:
https://vinepair.com/articles/7-best-white-ales/

>> No.54540270

>Switched to wine
>Deal exclusively with whites and Europeans now, except for the occasional well-educated black sommelier
It's nice and it tastes better. Never going back to beer.

>> No.54540278

>>54535836
Can confirm, my brother is bipolar schizo the real kind not the internet meme kind. He had it under control and had a good job had his life going for him. Started doing lots of pot around 19-20 and within a couple of years he had a full on schizo breakdown. His entire personality changed, he can't work can't interact with anyone even us. He lives alone on government benefits and will probably an hero in the next decade.

>> No.54540293

>>54532719
>Diversity and Inclusion

ya dun fucked up right there retards

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>>54540212
None of those except possibly Dogfish Head is available where I live and I live in a shitty state where you can't purchase beer outside of it, but I like Dogfish, so I'll certainly try that one

>> No.54540329

>>54533209
what about Amstel Light?
that used to be petty seriously good for a light beer desu

>> No.54540349

>>54540270
Wine is kino around 4-5pm.
Doesn't interrupt sleep, and have regular bowel movements that are big as logs because it slows down digestion.

>> No.54540413

>>54540129
The cycle of birth and death continues as planned. What says out of touch dying bloated company more clearly than a cheap beer company putting a transvestite on their cans?

>> No.54540518

>>54540329
>amstel light
>3.5% abv
hardly qualifies as a beer tho unless you're 55 and older

>> No.54540608

>>54540518
it tastes good. and last time i drank it, there was nothing about shoehorning lgbtqs2blm trannies into the experience

>> No.54540616

>>54540278
>My brother will probably kill himself with 10 years
>Lol XD better tell 4chan

>> No.54540632

>>54540349
Yep, it's nice with dinner or a glass while working late and doesn't make me feel fat like beer

>> No.54540664

>>54540616
Well can't exactly talk to my family about this shit now can I? I'm not joking about it, just sharing info maybe it helps someone else stay off the juice and saves them from a lifetime of misery. My real brother died 20 years ago, the thing that replaced him I hardly recognize.

>> No.54540693

>>54532772
Yuengling. Yuengling is owned by an open right-winger and is a private, family-owned business.

>> No.54540704

>>54532772
get into home brewing.16 yo kids regularly manage. simply mix sugar water and some sort of yeast (Found in any baking section of a supermarket) in sterile water with a clean air tight container that you fix an air stopper(Cheap).
I managed it at 16 with orange juice containers, convincing my mom I wanted to get into baking so she'd buy yeast, stolen sugar packets and rubber baloons affixed over orange juice containers.
I'm looking for a bee keeper to get a honey source to make Mead.
Prisoners manage to make pruno all the time, and they're usually niggers.

>> No.54540733

>>54532719
I don't drink Bud Iight because it's shit and Yuengling is better. What is this and why should I care?

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54540759

ILL JUST BUY FROM ANOTHER BRA-ACK!

lmao good luck

>> No.54540863

>>54535836
>lower IQs then kids
>then
for fugs sake, it's "than."

>> No.54540983

>>54540693
>Yuengling
good to know thanks
https://www.forbes.com/sites/chasewithorn/2016/10/27/beer-drinkers-are-boycotting-yuengling-after-its-billionaire-owner-endorses-trump/?sh=2f25e8875bac

>> No.54541097

>>54533008
its shallow woke marketing
Miller has sponsored gay events with free beer from everything from pride parades to the folsom street fair back in the 90s and early 2000s back when that would legitamately hurt your brand

>> No.54541224

>>54537783
wealthy white women are the most diverse individuals you fuckkin bigot

>>54538291
americans worship niggers

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>>54532719
of course bud will recover. no one that drinks budweiser is actually going to do anything different. they'll switch to coors for a weekend until coors airs it's next commercial then they'll tell themselves "eh who cares about the commercial i just like the taste"
>return to normal
kek to what? drinking bud light when the tv box says bud light is cool instead of woke?
>>54533847
while the comments are funny, these are just sports fans talking down to fans of the other team. they'll buy bud light before they actually change. fucking goys be better than that.

>> No.54541258

I thought Jews were hired to make people money
Wtf Jew bros?

Unless she’s trying to get back door ESG cheap loan money over customer money then it’d be smart

>> No.54541267

>>54541230
>normal
quoted post didn't go through.
w/e didn't deserve a you anyway.
>>54540759
lol they're laughing at your weakness. they know you'll keep buying the beer and any other product they want you to buy.
quit consooming anon i love you and i hate to see it.

>> No.54541269

>>54532738
>>54536926
>something is happening where the people they are admitting are increasingly more retarded
kek Donald J. Trump went to wharton right? makes sense

>> No.54541308

>>54532995
We are all gonna die and become a worm food buddy. Let people enjoy couple of beers.

>> No.54541317

>>54541267
>>54540759
>you
i mean all of us

>> No.54541339

>>54541308
no.
find something actually fulfilling that doesn't go against the anti-semitic values of this board.
stop buying beer.

>> No.54541388

Americans are so fucking dumb who the fuck drinks light beer what the fuck especially the shit that is any big name brand beer. You guys have some great beers and there's also anything from Europe that isn't Heineken. Actually the problem is just poor people like the types that drink instant coffee because a proper espresso is too expensive. If you can't drink the good stuff why even bother.

>> No.54541434

>>54533240
>Can we get an early life check?

are you kidding? just look at her

>> No.54541470

>>54533731
>>54533766
>>54534634
>gillette stock is falling only because of some random ad from 7 years ago
tim pool level retarded. take a break from pol

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>>54532719
All they had to do was a commercial that pans between a bunch of social groups (tradies getting off work, sportsball fans, gaggle of soibois playing smash, family at the bbq, and a few token people here and there) and say at the end "Grab a Bud for every Bud" or some cliche shit. That's all that needed to be done. How could they fuck up this hard?
>New-hire college woman with pointy nose is making decisions
Of course.

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>>54540983
Literally drinking sub-par beer just to make an empty statement LMAO. I'll stick to the more based Boston Beer Co. Most of you get shitfaced and spank it to tranny porn anyway

>> No.54541944

>>54533042
I switched to a kanisori

>> No.54542558

>>54533053
Miller light >>>>>>