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I don't want to see my friends anymore or have a gf or go out and do things and see new sights anymore. i just wanna stay in while wearing only my boxers, shitpost on /biz/, play elden ring all day and eat my tendies and get fat

>> No.54516302
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>>54516287
Consider fapping to Osaka.

>> No.54516325

Same bro. last month i ran out of sperm after having sex with this hot bitch. See, im a 26 year old 10/10 gigachad and have been banging hoes since i was 12 years old with my monster schlong. Well i was layin the pipe on this hot as fuck 19 year old supermodel with gigantic tits (a typical night for me) and i had the most perfect orgasm of my life. It must have lasted 5 minutes as i kept pouring more of my genetic juice on her perfect whore face. She was completely covered in my goo before i was halfway finished. I collapsed when i finished unloading my spunk, and my nornally 10 inch cock shriveled up to a tony flaccid noodle. I felt all my energy sapped and gone, and i felt like one of you losers for once. It was awful. Since then my balls have practically disappeared and so have my muscles. I used to bench 315 but today i struggled to lift 230 and i fesr it's only getting worse. My 6 pack is not as sharp as it used to be and i even think im getting shorter too. Today I didn't even have to duck to get through my door this morning, i used to be 6'6 and 2 inches taller than my doorframe. What the hell is going on anons? This girl was my 1000th lay, is there a limited amount of semen? I feel lethargic and asexual and now i post on /biz/ all day

>> No.54516348

i wasn't meant to be a normoid, i'm just realizing this now but i'm in too deep
how can i break off from everyone without having someone come and pester me that being a shutin isn't healthy?

>> No.54516356

>>54516287
So do it!

>> No.54516377
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>>54516325
Take zinc pills.

>> No.54516460

>>54516348
just dont answer the door lmao its that simple

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>>54516377
checked and osaka-pilled and zinc-pilled

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I invented osaka posting on /biz/

>> No.54516614

That's what you do all the time anyway fatso

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>>54516377
>>54516477
woah the same digits
very checked very based
two of the posts of all time

>> No.54516751

>>54516348
slowly stop talking to them and start posting whatever you want on your snapchat and just don’t explain it
do it gradually and make them think it was their idea

>> No.54516778

>>54516287
How the fuck are you addicted to /biz/? This board is so dogshit I can't stand to be here more than a few minutes.

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That's a okay. I'll go see your girlfriend for you.

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>>54516377
checked
>>54516477
checked
>>54516688
checked

>> No.54516816

>>54516287
You want to oppose the reality but with no friends and no relations you will lose the connection to the real world and you will no longer know what to oppose.

>> No.54516840

>>54516778
This, jeets shilling rugpulls all the time. Being exposed to this is like having a motion sickness.

>> No.54516910

>>54516778
Samesies. I can't tell what's real alpha, trolling, scamming, hopium or what so coming here just seems like a waste of time other than one or two coomer bait or happening threads. I usually click back over to /pol/ or YouTube. Lately been making /wsg/ more of a primary hangout. I'm fat and living in quiet desperation. I lack motivation. I eat bad food and only get a few hours of sleep every night.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1680993477221146.webm

>> No.54516976

>>54516287
Just keep making excuses not to go. Keep saying you don't feel like it or need to do x instead. After a while, they'll stop asking and texting you. Don't you know how to isolate yourself and lose all your friends?
>>54516778
It was fun before the crash and bear market

>> No.54516996

>>54516377
I would like to win an osaka so I don't feel lonely, or that I didn't screw up when I sold my dext bags months ago, I just need affection

>> No.54517008

>>54516287
You have a fried dopamine system. You need a detox. Get off anything electronic for a month.

>> No.54517021

>>54516377
Is this a nsfw board now? I don't know, I have it on dark theme.
>>54516976
Also, after you've turned them down several times, start becoming less responsive and start not answering their texts.

>> No.54518033

>>54516976
>Just keep making excuses not to go. Keep saying you don't feel like it or need to do x instead. After a while, they'll stop asking and texting you. Don't you know how to isolate yourself and lose all your friends?
>>54517021
>Also, after you've turned them down several times, start becoming less responsive and start not answering their texts.
i did this by accident. it definitely works.