/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54512009
Happy Easter Boglechads.

I'm so fucking tired of this shit. How the fuck do I make enough money to escape the rat race?

Mr. Market

what returns should a good trader get? I got 10% in march but had I just dumped into tqqq I could have gotten 30+% if I got in at the same time

>>54512065
You don't, just slap a certain % of your monthly income into ETFs and stop giving a fuck.

The median millennial 34yo earns 108,000 a year. So how are you investing your 108,000? You are median, right?

What is a better long term dividend strategy? Buying a ton of sub 50 dollar share stock or buying a 100 dollar plus bigboy company stock?

>>54512065
Call options. Ignore faggots telling you that you can't make it.

Fucking labor shortage, all the food places around me don't open until 11 or 12. Get back to work wagies!

>>54512143
what should i call them?

>>54512065
TRAPS ARE GAY
THIS IS
FINANCIAL ADVICE

>>54512257
Trannies.

ded thred
ded gaem
ded merket

Using MSFT Bing Rewards in Edge just contributed another $5 to my WMT pickup order.

>>54512143
Is it better 99% of the time to also sell a far out of the money call at the same time for the credit?

Sigh newegg's got the Exos 18TB drives on sale plus 30 off via code ($100 + $30 per off limit 5). I need 6 but still I'm sorely tempted. Why must god punish me!. I want to bag but I can't. Well I could but with the other things I've got to deal with first the interest fees would outpace any savings gained by a lot. Fuck..

>>54512469
0.0
holy fuck
one can now get multiple TB hard drives for even less than $100? I see the Exos 18 one but it's showing $130 *off* from $399 rather than for $130. Man you can even get a 3 pack of 32 GB thumb drives for $12 these days. I paid about that apiece for these 3 8GB ones. holy fuck

Post battlestations!

>>54512649
Is that a Bloomberg terminal!?

>>54512649

>>54512663
dunno, saw it over on /pol/

mine.

TA Fags post your charts under here

>>54512685
blessed houseplants

dedgen...

>>54512009
3M is at its 52 week low and pays a great dividend. You guys buying?

>>54512711
kek

>>54513126
It has been breaking 52 wk lower and lower for over a month. I take peeks at it. I'm glad my son listened when I told him not to buy it last June when it looked to be in a dip. It's a shame, that should be a very strong company under even middling leadership.

I think anime is turning me gay. Also I'm incredibly lonely. Most importantly for here I'm extremely bullish. SPY calls.

Why is the world dumping the dollar shitcoin (ticker: USD)?

>>54512009
Sex with gems
Also sell credit spreads on indexes

>>54513180
>anime is turning me gay
you were repeatedly warned

Is today, Saturday the 8th, Easter Sunday? Is that why the market is closed today?

God damn, I am wasting too much time with ChatGPT
Invest in AI, this shit is addictive

>>54513180
>I think anime is turning me gay
Oh really? Why don't you go ahead and post a hand pic for me?

WTF why are stocks halted on NO NEWS?

>>54513616
because it's weekend faggot.

Total jew death

>>54513208
Switching to the USD backed Yuan. China and the US are getting back together after realizing they actually do care about each other. Essentially a geopolitical WMAF.

going to the bank soon, should I exchange USD for yuan or ruble?

So will line go up or down next week?

>>54513877
yes

>>54513856
Why not both?

>>54513877
average GME bagholder

>>54511288
yup. most people don't know shit about narcissists. I didn't until a few years ago, and everything in my life made so much sense... the constant depression, pain and negativity, the learned helplessness, the lengths I had to go to avoid dealing with her and her bullshit (which, as a side effect, made me develop a good logical thinking), the shit I had to endure when I was a kid, her victimization and hypocrisy, ...

>pasts

>>54513877
Did anyone else recoil when he leaned on that counter amd expected the whole thing to collapse... why are hyper obesse people so hilarious to look at?

>>54512142
Buying a good company that won't collapse. The stock price isn't relevant.

>>54514001
This has to be late 90's early 2000's. I was in highschool then and brings back good memories. They were better times free from the nightmare that is clown world. Fags were in the closet. You knew the kid or two that was a fag, but they most certainly didn't act like a faggot in public. If trannies existed then, they would have got mercilessly bullied and beat up, and they would have eventually come to their senses and ditch the whole tranny thing. Everything was cheap, and vidya games still had soul. I want to go back.

SOXL chads we're winning

>>54512711
all you need are moving averages in all sincerity. 2, maybe 3. probably don't even need 3 tbhwy.

>>54514086
>Everything was cheap
I was traveling the country living in a van, didn't think twice about filling the tank over and over.

>>54514086
Yeah I'm the same age as you. The computer labs look very familiar.
Also, I was going to mention: if you're ever low on material for an update and want to fill airtime,I can come back for another interview or discussion. I think I could do better the second try now that I know what to expect.

>>54514124
Your other interview was great. If you can do better than that then it will be pretty impressive. I don't know what value system you're utilizing, but mine is autism appreciation.

thoughts on the 100 baggers book?

>>54514001
>pluperfects

>>54514124
Noted, luckily /smg/ has been pretty entertaining lately. Not a lot of good stock recommendations but people seem to be getting more and more schizo. Will probably do another interview eventually anyway though.

>>54514178
Well, I was a bit confused. I thought Rocker was going to kind-of formally interview me, so I was ready to answer questions. But he wanted to have more of a free-wheeling conversation, which I wasn't mentally prepared for. I could have done better.
>>54514196
Ok. Just give me a heads up so I have time to go get my sunglasses from my car.

>>54513554
it's still fucking weird to me. i have no idea how it works. yet somehow it does even when i ask it ridiculous shit. just look at this shit. i was having these 3 debate dostoevsky's "leap of faith" and eventually asked it some ridiculous shit just to see if it could do it, and it did it in like 3 seconds.

>>54514202
Oh yeah I should mention that I call them interviews, but they're hardly interviews. They're usually just 2 people shooting the shit.

my left testicle hurts. it feels like its twisted almost but the pain is very dull. apparantly testicle torsion can make your testicle die within 6 hours but i dont think its at that point because its not swollen, severely painful or red. why cant I just invest in LABU so they can cure everything and we never have to have any pain?

>>54514202
OK, you keep speaking as if it wasn't great so I don't know what to tell you other than it was. Stop making excuses for greatness. Maybe you can't see it because of your vantage point. It's also important to realize that all of the postings are part of it, the interview isn't in a vacuum, it's just a piece of the whole. You are an *excellent* character in your own way and without (You) the consequences would never be the same.

>>54514225
Left testicle is the one most likely effected by varicocele vein (swollen vein), more commonly after a lot of ejaculations/ masturbations. Keep an ice pack on it (not direct but with clothing in between so not too cold,) and try to cum/ get hard far less often. You are probably a coomer since you are on /biz/

>>54512142
It doesn't matter whether the price per share is two digits or three. Nor does it matter whether the company pays dividends. If you want to live off income from stocks, buy a broad index fund (including dividend-paying and non-dividend-paying stocks) and sell a sustainable fraction every year, like 3%.

>tesla makes less than 20% of all EV production
>has more market cap than every other automobile companies combined
zoomers are going to get a big lesson in fundamentals soon

>>54514278
>You are probably a coomer since you are on /biz/
Its...Its true.

>>54514293
If fill her gap if you know what I mean

>>54514076
So buy the ones with haters that dont go away when they are boring and beat down and never ever sell them? Simple as.

>>54514196
We’re almost as useless a general as /gg/ is nowadays, the market only cares about what it thinks Powell will do and everything more-or-less moves in step with its given Morningstar category

>>54514124
where I can I see this interview? I dont like when someones starts doxing to be an ass but it has been cool to see some insight into other anons happenings not necessarily specifics but what they are into other than /smg/ makes it seem like im not just replying to bots

>>54514353
No clue what you mean.

>>54514354
I think MO is a good buy. Still lowered from the damage done last year and it's a successful company. Doing research and attempts to stay successful as well

>>54514398
Id, bull her put spread if you know what I mean

>median home price is 450k
>median household income is 70k
>current homeowners do everything possible to stop new homes from being built so their homes don't lose value with bullshit zoning laws and turning away developers
>massive investors buying up hundreds of thousands of houses and renting them out
It's unironically over isn't it
Literally never gonna own a home in my life unless I get married.

>>54514477
>bullshit zoning laws
*based zoning laws

>>54514477
i have also been wondering about this. my only idea is to buy a house in a poor country and live in an apartment here in the US. then ill just take vacations all the time to stay in my house until i save up enough to retire.

>>54514477
You could always try not being middle of the road.

>>54514477
>current homeowners do everything possible to stop new homes from being built so their homes don't lose value with bullshit zoning laws and turning away developers
Dunno where you are in the world but pretty much everywhere (except ultra rich areas) the politicians are bullish on stacking up houseing. Think the politicians are all long on REIT's

>>54514477
Yes. It's over. The only ones with the power to change it benefit from not changing it.

>>54514477
be patient. shit's getting cheaper already.

Should I sell my American stocks now that dollar is fucked? Converting to euros.

>>54514623
Euro is even more fucked.

>>54514672
Everything is fucked

>>54514711
Pretty much, amazing how quick one administration can fuck everything up.

>>54514477
Reminder: currently there's zero evidence of any real systemic risk.

Absurd nominal GDP growth expected this year.

Jobs super robust still adding 200k to 400k a year.

Labor participation way below historical peaks.

$5.4T in cash on sidelines waiting to buy.

And finally an incredibly proactive govt ready to act swiftly to stem any source of instability. The banks sneezed a bit, no direct damage to the economy or job loss, and Fed threw $500B at them.

This is a Fed ready to preserve jobs and stability at all costs.

>>54514623
>America is fucked
>Europe is fucked
>China is fucked
>Japan is fucked
>Russia is fucked
???
Who the fuck is winning right now?

>>54514781
Give some credit to the insane lockdowns and money printing. Everyone involved in that has lost my vote.

>wednesday
Should i just stay on cash?
am not sure if i wanna pull through all that shit

>>54514792
(((???)))

>>54514235
Uh ok
I still think I could have made it a better experience. I was just caught off guard

>>54514792

>>54514847
This is why you punch monitors. It was fuckin' great and so are (You), learn to embrace it (without becoming an egomaniac).

You know cannabis will be legal.why are you waiting to buy the bottom?

>>54514293
>Commodities

Well then lets see her Crack Spread

>>54514884
I can't help but think that I'm disappointing everyone around me all the time.
This is one of the reasons I started going to therapy
Though it hasn't worked yet.

>>54514792
Why ask that when you already know the answer?

>>54514888
Legal does not mean profitable. See Canada.

>>54514888
>unironically buying weed lmao

>>54514912
Canada=/=America
>more millennials smoke cannabis than drink alcohol

>>54514845
>>54514883
>>54514904
Cool it

>>54514913
It’s an American thing. You wouldn’t get it.
>https://youtu.be/ABhyKEK-CDg

>>54514898
>therapy
Save your time and money. A completely useless trade.
t. Someone who was forced into therapy for years as a teenager.

>>54514792

>>54514954
>useless trade
>admits that teenagers are forced to use them
>this creating a perpetual cycle of therapy
>perpetual jobs an increasing based on the amount of mentally ill
I’ll charge 150$ an hour to hear how a tranny will never change

>>54514898
Can certainly relate, but I don't do therapy because they aren't qualified to deal with these levels. I gave you a key there though...without becoming an egomaniac, learn to opinion discarded them. Always listen to evaluate just in case useful information/feedback is being offered, but never grant them more than that potential. It's ok if they are disappointed because their evaluations are not qualified, even if they do happen to provide the occasional useful bit of data that you're missing and need.

>>54514888
The dude weed is all speculative bubble. It's not worth it to buy and hold at a presumed low. You can swing it if breaks out but don't tie up your money hoping for a pump that may never come.

>>54514792
ohhhhh canaadaaaaa, we stand on guard for theeeeeee

>>54514991
Timothy Dexter is my patron Saint.

>>54514949
Nigger thing more like...

>>54514945
i dindu nuffin

>>54514991
>>54515013
Forgot pic>>54514991

>>54514981
You're basically laying someone to listen to you. Someone paid for listen to you bitch and complain. I end up doing that exact thing here for free.
>oh you have mental problem X?
>maybe you shouldn't feel that way. Have you tried walking, or drinking water? Here's a prescription for prozac. Enjoy your dick not working, that'll be $150.
Seriously, stay far away from therapists. Just break down the word therapist, the-rapist. The rapist.

>>54514792
Africa once they start hybridizing with the chinks colonizing them
they're sitting on a population boom, tons of resources and growth potential, they just lack the IQ to utilize it

I made the right choice in buying INTC right? This was a good decision to make right?

>>54514997
Except now it’s the fighting age refugees they imported that will be standing guard over thee and making sure you don’t say anything mean about trannys and trudeau

>>54515091
When are you guys going to learn that the stock market isn't cyclical

>>54514477
I think ideally single family housing should only be an investment in so far as you own the land and physical house it's on and isn't speculative otherwise. All the big corporations would also ideally only invest in commercial real estate (retail stores, office buildings, etc) or giant apartment complexes. As opposed to Blackstone or the Chinese buying up entire suburban neighborhoods and pricing out people that have lived there their whole lives.

>>54515109
I stand with my friends who are having a sleepover in canada, we are having pancakes for breakfast eh

>>54515051
>You're basically paying someone to listen to you.
That's not actually true. I mean... it is probably true for shitty therapists. But, the person I go to asks me pretty pointed and deep questions to try to determine why I do the stupid things I do, then think of specific things I could do or think to myself to try and change that.

>>54515148
Get. PELL grant for college, boom, you have the same knowledge and insight as the dude across from you. Therapy is necessary for parents who just can’t. But at a certain point you gotta accept yourself for who you are and learn to live with it.

>>54515148
>think to myself
THAT IS KEY
Look at what you keep repeating to yourself and swap in some more beneficial/worthwhile patterns. STOP FOCUSING ON THINKING OTHERS THINK YOU ARE A DISAPPOINTMENT. Stop thinking you ARE a disappointment. Think about that word...DISAPPOINTMENT, what it actually means. It means not meeting EXPECTACTIONS. Well guess what, FUCK EXPECTATIONS, because they do not allow for much, if anything, outside of them, and you are who you are (in a certain sense, and to a certain extent, but also do not allow yourself to accept detrimental behaviors/patterns on this principle).

we would be in power/sour/shower hour rn

>>54515225
It’s Saturday….go outside, disrupt some social gathering about bunnnies and eggs

>>54515211
Yeah, I know that's the kind of stuff I need to do. It's just hard to do that when every automatic reactionary thought I have is the opposite

What the fuck are you schizos rambling about

>>54515133
>we are having pancakes for breakfast eh
That's not how you use 'eh'

>>54515232
1) it's raining all day
2) I am unable to go into public for more than quick trips due to health
3) traps are gay

>>54515232
>go outside
I will when the sun goes down. I'm going to go grocery shopping later in the eave, then drink beer and gamble online. Gonna drive 2 towns over to the nicer Walmart because the one close to me might as well be San Quentin

>>54515244
Just simplify and repeat Psalm 23 to yourself in place of all that mess. Do it until you start actually seeing God and then you will know.

>>54515275
this is actually fucking hilarious. It's just a long joke with this dude right?... right guys...?

>>54515288

>>54515288
Buddy..

>>54515288
It’s one big prank on society

>>54515288
>he was only pretending to be mentally ill

>>54515307
radical islam is the only thing that can save us from trannies and whatever the devils cook up next

>>54515322
I've never seen game of thrones, can someone explain this meme to me?

>>54515341
dad watched her get raped by bbc

>>54515329
Christ is the only one that can save us from anything and everything. There will be no saving of Babylon. This is financial advice.

>>54515341
Dad watcher her get murdered and hung from the bowsprit of the enemies ship. Also being a slut.

My clown world prediction for the weekend:
>they will figure out a way to severely decrease the money supply over the next 20+ years without things collapsing
>the rich will somehow get (monetarily) richer
>while everybody else won't even notice how (monetarily) poor they are because their entire life will be a subscription service

>>54515352
>>54515416
Sad. Many such cases.

>>54515408
nah jews have christianity cucked. we need something more cucked. Or a 40k death cult except its for humanity subverters.

>>54515341
iirc her only scene was with the midget, she poisoned the midget and made him beg by telling her she's beautiful and showed booba to tease him

i'm gonna go to colombia to fuck whores what's the best way to smuggle cocaine back in my ass?

>>54515455
Next to the herpes you'll also pick up

>>54515478
stds are jewish lies dont be a pussy
i just dropped my 30 dollar sushi platter on the floor and i only ate one...i blame you

>>54515455
pay a mule to walk it across the border, biden just lets them in.

>>54515498
That's fate, sushi is trash food and overrated. Now go to KFC and get a Mac n cheese bowl.

>>54515520
found the fat nigger

>>54515555
I'm not fat, I'm a hamchad. Complete waste of digits.

>>54515635
tomato, tomato

>>54515431
Modern western Christianity is unbelievably cucked, it's true.
God commanded his people to destroy evil and kill those who opposed him. Now look at the sad state we're in. It's a tragedy.

>>54515520
sushi is fine. I really hate this hipster poke shit though.

>>54515635
no you're fat
you will never be a real man

>>54515709
I don't get the obsession. It's just rice and fish. If I'm going to eat nip cuisine, I'm getting the chicken katsu with eel sauce.

>>54515148
Stop doing stupid things!
This is free advice.

>>54515232
Or go to church and find a wife

>>54515745
Oh so than you think you can best me in a wrestling match?

>>54515275
If you see that thing in the woods, rape him for me

>>54515769
yes i can pin down and rape the bussy of a fatass more than 3 times my size

>>54515794
Kek

>>54515794
I very much doubt that and if you really believe that, put your bussy where your mouth is.

>>54515419
So why not get all the /biz/ posters to take $20 out of their accounts and just stash it somewhere and not spend it. Would that decrease the money supply. (Yes it still exists but it’s not in circulation)

how do I invest in Japanese yatai?
https://youtu.be/_UZ19hzuCrA

>>54515455
The best way is to insert the cocaine in your ass.

>>54515842
That would be like $1000 because half the posters here don't even have $20 to their name.

Bought 100 SQQQ 14APR23 27 Puts for 0.09 each. All I need is a one point move in the NASDAQ to the upside.

>>54515857
directly in the ass or in a baggie? what about a hollow dildo? will it show up on the walk through scanner?

>>54515859
In theory though I have always wondered if enough people did something like that what effect it would have.

rabbits dont lay eggs

>>54515927
No shit, they HIDE them

>>54515897
Use a condom that is designed for anal sex. They’re a bit stronger and thicker. Maybe even double up two. The last thing you want is that thing breaking inside you. You want to loosen up your butt hole as well. Maybe get one of those girls to peg you a few times.

>>54515927
Bwuh bwuh bwuh bwuh bwuh bwuh bwuh

>>54515927
Then what are those little brown balls on my carpet? Cocoa Puffs?

>>54515961
i did not know there were anal condoms. I almost never have a condom break while fucking a girl butt, but almost everytime they break while fukcing pussy. My own butthole is loose enough already dont worry

>>54515927

>>54515974
Good luck fren. I hope you make it. If we don’t hear from you we’ll just assume you got busted.

>>54515927
yet another incredible thing which they have in common with david lee roth

>>54515974
stop sticking your dick into old, calcified pussy.

>>54515927
cool it

>>54516037
the first time it happened she was a young methhead with scabs inside her puss puss

>>54516058
Oh you already have herpes, now I know why you aren't concerned about it.

>>54515927
Thats why it’s called a miracle and thus celebrated every year

>>54516058
well there you have it. no wonder the latex ripped

>>54516076
i'm living proof that men dont get stds

>>54515927
?? uhhh alirhgt buster imma have to snopes this

>>54515927
Clearly you're trying to spread misinformation

if i make like 5 grand this year off interest but still have to spend that much in mortgage interest am i still pissing off jesus the kike usury jew slayer?

>>54514287
this is the dumbest thing ive ever heard, the "just sell your shares" meme, your gonna pay capital gains tax and have LESS SHARES and eventually 0 shares if you live to be 100
hang on to the dividend stocks and pass them to your children when you die

>>54516257
>pass them to your children when you die
That’s the last thing they want you to do. Financially secure families are harder to control.

>>54516257
>pass on to your kids
>implying the government is going to allow anyone to die with any amount of meaningful wealth
You'll own nothing and you'll be happy

Brehs... I'm ngmi...

>>54516257
If the shares appreciate at 4% per year, and you sell 3% per year, you'll never have 0 shares (ignoring inflation, taxes, etc. to keep this simple for you so you have a chance at figuring it out)
You can't be this retarded

>>54516393
Kek isn't it the last game of the season? Why would you be gambling before the playoffs?

>>54516397
>If
Yeah

>>54516399
I don't know shit about basketball or baseball, I only know football. My uncle is addicted to sports betting and venmo'd me 100 dollars and told me to download FanDuel so I did and just randomly threw it onto something.

>>54516436
Damnit anon you should have said something to me first, I could have at least given you a winner.

>>54515828
Didnt this guy play super punch out? You can't damage Bear Hugger by punching his stomach, you have to tire him out by dodging and then pound his glass jaw

>>54516454
If you're looking for an Indy 500 pick, this is a low odds but totally plausible choice: >>>/sp/130644476
It's too early for me to make a pick, but I could definitely see him winning it.

>>54515828
astaroth is a b-tier character

>piece of cake

>right on

good spot to buy MP materials?

>>54512122
>what returns should a good trader get?

Worse than just leaving your money alone in a tracker.

https://www.carlson-law.net/finra-permanently-bans-two-florida-brokers-for-selling-unregistered-securities/

>>54516807
>be nigger broker
>steal securities

Do female brokers make female poopies? :o

>>54516974
I don't know but I hope I can sniff some one day

thats it, im filtering all the shit tier 4chan culture words: incel, tranny, based, chud. half the site will be gone but nothing of value will be.

>>54517007
>thats it, im filtering all the shit tier 4chan culture words: incel, tranny, based, chud. half the site will be gone but nothing of value will be.

>>54515871
im concerned off a dump monday morning just bc it closed up on friday in es I cant tell if I want to go long yet but it seems like 415-420 will be accepted before downside

>>54517033
i didnt see this post because it was filtered. god it feels good to filter useless posters.

>>54515949
kek

>>54517007
>that's it, I'm filtering all the sneed's: feed & seed. half of the site will be chuck's but nothing of sucks and fucks

>>54517113
good thinking, sneed going in too. never saw a post that had sneed with anything worthwhile reading. 4chan culture is mostly garbage.

>>54517043
Still have me a (you) chud.

When is the next report or meeting that will shake up the market?

>>54517143
go back
&
remain

>casually lose 1000 dollars betting sports
>don't even care
Bros I'm scared... I should be mad or upset but I genuinely don't feel anything is there something wrong with me?

>>54517155
no

>>54517143
>>54517170
Why do these people come here only to complain about it being bad
Bizarre

>>54517182
certain groups love being victims and it's rooted somewhere in that

wow skins in games are expensive, i just want to show off to my teammates and all my money goes to investing dangit.

>>54517193
>youre a tranny
>youre a chud
>tranny tranny tranny
>chud chud sneed sneed based hitler
everyday, over and over, for years. i dont mind funposting but that culture war pol crap is inane at this point.

>>54517221
well yeah, but...4chan

>>54516224
Remember, Muslims don't charge interest.

>>54516488
For me, it's Cervantes, the coolest SC2 character.

>>54517221
Anime website

>>54513554
this is you.

With the declining post count in /smg/ and our obligation to increase shareholder value for /biz/ owners, management will begin marketing to immigrants from Reddit to expand our user base. That means there are going to be some changes around here, namely: no racism, no sexism, no homophobia, no transphobia, no antisemitism, no sneedposting, you must put extra spaces between paragraphs, and you must end every sentence in an exclamation mark or emoji to show that you are non-threatening.

>>54514214
>>54513554
What prompts? Where’d you find them? These look interesting.

>>54516690
imagine the smell from those long soft feet

>>54517305
>Great, let's circle back to that next sprint. We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed.

>>54512009
what do those yukata socks in sandals smell like stock bros?

>>54517241
i love seong mi-na

>>54517341
Imagine how much she knows about cotton trading.

>>54517361
soft and slightly sweet

>>54517349
>boil
Um bros?

>>54517428
I heard a few mentions of natgas prices being bad during the Wall Street Warrior times.

>>54517466
>prices being bad

>>54517493
Yeah, the orange juice guy was in dire straits due to not being able to fall back on natgas when there was thought to be an orange juice glut, but turned out the intel was bad and there was plenty less orange juice and the prices went back up, wound up going from being down by 900k to up by 2 mil. So, under the circumstantial needs, yes, natgas prices were bad, but turned out didn't need 'em anyway.

>>54517305
Doesn't work for me brother

>Everyone on the verge of WW3

Is this all bullish or bearish?

https://voca.ro/1lc2TEoGEFjJ

>>54517512
>not going all in on lean hogs

>>54517562
or lumber of non-uniform lengths

>greater depression and WW3
All I wanted was a wife and kids.

>>54517666
DIGITS CONFIRM WE'RE LIVING IN HELL
>jannies sell SPY, it's over

>>54517666
>>54517705
FUCK, most unwanted digits ever.

>>54517305
biz has the correct amount of racism and antisemitism

2008

>smg fags are mostly college kids and gamblers
how the fuck did I not realize this before?

>>54517287
do you mean tranime?

>>54516686
had been reading about the china rare earth drama a few days ago and some fag on HN said it could be a good investment or some shit. beyond that, I don't know shit about anything...

>>54517852
>how the fuck did I not realize this before?
there's nothing to talk about if you're a dca in to spy holding boomer.

>>54517852
Nah your average /smg/ poster is a smug know it all soi boi like pic related.

>>54517233
They just tax christians for being christian (jizya) and steal christian babies (janissaries)

>>54517852
>gamblers
I prefer the term, "informed speculator"

>>54517996
I'm good with "attemptedly somewhat relatively informed compared to the average streetard speculative hopeful gambler"

henlo

>>54517311
I wrote >>54513554 myself. That one's not very stable, everyone starts getting confused after a few rounds.

>futures

Why don't poltroons keep their schizo shit on /pol/ ? Why do they have to bring it to the stock market thread on /biz/ ?

>>54518035
>>54517996
Let me tell you about Kelly criterions and semimartingales

>>54517763
Needs more if anything

Wait a minute...
Remind me again: When is the /smg/ meetup?

>>54518501
already happened

>>54518519
>Not a single Indian
Fake

>>54518501
Sorry bro you missed out

>>54518519
>7 white dudes
there are 3 tops on /smg/, one of them being me, who is not in your pic.

I just finished an all day marathon of Wall Street Warriors. If you have not seen it then you should be gassed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzE248nqj4w&list=PLD8QO40miutZxBq_9xB2vAgh1WngMh8x0&index=1

PS:
traps and bulls are gay

>>54518519
post the real picture please

>>54518643
I wish that was me and/or my broker

What do you all think, MP Materials is guiding upwards into the may earnings call, I've heard that the finance and tech sectors have culled the stocks demand for this quarter cause muh economy so they just miiiightt miss their forward guidance.
it's currently underbought and has returned to a strong historical support from my amateur TA, on may 04 this strong historical support prices MP at around 27$

What is your opinion on options for this earnings call? Selling them before the day hits? and which options would you hyper "informed speculators" decide to choose?

Please give feedback on my poverty-tier beginner portfolio.

1 share - Apple
1 share - Exelon ( largest electric provider in the country if I am not mistaken )
1 share - Google ( worst mistake ever )
1 share - MGM resorts
2 share - Rumble ( alternative to YouTube )
1 share - Southern company ( biggest Nat gas provider in the country if I am not mistaken )
2 share - Exxon mobile ( god tier stock )

Been thinking about adding a little bit more AAPL or MGM since they're both strong performers in my portfolio. Wanting to add to Exxon mobile too but worried that next administration might be a little more petrol friendly thus selling off. Would really like to sell out of my Google position if it can get anywhere close to break even. joxgtg

>>54518696
ESL tier
>Exxon mobile

13 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is The Craft (1996), it's Easter but I couldn't find an easter film so we're doing Halloween instead (also a holiday)

>>54518704

KEK. You know with Biden policy this has ben an absolute home-run play even my ESL brain knows that.

>>54518704
I perform at market or beat it vey slightly with this portfolio so far so ESL for the win.

>Just curious if I am missing something obvious or if I am doing something wrong that is obvious.

>>54518669
I'm new to analyzing this kind of thing so not a cocky know it all but it looks to me like all through 2022 they traded a good bit below earnings, but will that trend continue? I doubt that the macroeconomic circumstances favor a reversal anytime soon but it looks like if you can buy the bottom then there's at least going to be a decent enough up ramp ahead regardless.

>>54518669
>>54518736
And for what it's worth, which is less than nothing often enough but who knows, pic is anal projections.

>>54518736

You likely know more than I do!! Thanks for the recon screenshots. it looks like the middleground for analysts is that strong support formed since de-spac'ing
im grabbing commons definitely now, but i'm considering an options gamble as I gotta raise more capital before I can make real money off of sweet stocks like tqqq or spy

>>54512142
YOU BUY DOLE RETARD. YOU BUY DOLE AND YOU BUY NOK. YOU STFU AND YOU KEEP BUYING FOR A YEAR MINIMUM

>>54514287
>bro just sell at a loss every year as line goes down over the next decade

>>54518789
Notice that it also has short lived spikes on earnings then rather sharp drops after, but with support maintaining its overall months long trends. Its behavior seems reasonably predictable assuming it continues as it has, so figure out how you want to play it based on all of that.

>>54518624
Me on the far left

>my portfolio

>>54518789
One more, it looks to be a promising long termer if this holds.

>>54517811
>occupy wallstreet to kick out bush
>blm to kick out trump
HMMMMMMMM

Yolk em, leave 'em with his feet danglin'
Got his degree in stranglin' and street hagglin'
You could find 'em on the beat braggin'
Then discreetly draggin' emcees towards the meat wagon
And they chicks to the bang bus
Make 'em kick and slang cuss
To Vik is no dang fuss
He sense a trickle of lingering hate
But refuses to get tickled by the fickle finger of fate
"Fuck that nigga"
Vik, in it for the buck by the giga
A short truck ride to the liquor store to refuel
Rookie at the counter, manager told 'em "he cool"

>>54514086
America died with the 2000s. Everything has just gotten worse since then. I graduated high school in 2012 and never had any idea shit was going to be this fucked up just 10 years later. Honestly even until I graduated college in 2016 everything still seemed okay. It’s really just the last 8 years that everything has sprilaed out of control - inflation, woke bullshit, housing prices. Maybe this is how every generation feels or maybe we are truly the first generation to experience a decline in living standards. I want to go back.

>>54514356
It was on Rocker's old channel, so it's gone now

>>54519028
>>54519028

>>54519007
>t. sweet summer child
we used to expect russian nukes at any moment when I was in elementary, and it had gotten better by then

>>54519037
>sweet summer child
Unironically kys for using this shit in the year of our lord 2023. Please go back to r3ddit

>>54519074
>t. laughable little self serious faggot in addition to the cluelessness, fights 1 trope with 4
please return to the good times at MySpace

>>54519030
>early baking
>on a long weekend

bro... did your parents not love you as a child or something?

>>54518519
>>54518643
kek’d

>>54518736
>I doubt that the macroeconomic circumstances favor a reversal anytime soon
there was an article from a japanese journal saying the chinese would ban exporting rare earth metals... and they produce more than 80% of that shit.

>>54519417
Very interesting, yes I saw the thing about the magnetic shit required for EVs.

>>54519417
>banning the one thing the world needs you for
china is just hellbent on destroying themselves aren't they

>>54517950
I recognize that hand.

What’s in his portfolio smg?