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*Ahem*
Gentlemen, I have a most important announcement to make.
Please, gather round, feel more than welcome to have a seat or grab a drink whilst I get everything ready.

>> No.54506742
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>>54506583
I'm listening

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>>54506742
Only a few minutes longer, my good lad; just waiting for a few more of our kind to show up.

>> No.54506959

>>54506583
any time now nigger

>> No.54506985
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>>54506959
Well, there's hardly an audience, is there?
Riddle me this - why on Earth would a man waste his breath preaching to an empty auditorium?

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>>54506583
imagine being anywhere other than /biz/ on a friday night. of which i cannot.

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assembled for the huge news

>> No.54507037

>>54506583
Fuck off, either post what you have to say or kys

>> No.54507476

>>54506583
Cardano has just bought Algorand.

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in here fellow based boy, announce once the crowd suffices

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>>54506583
Patiently waiting for the announcement

>> No.54508267

Alright, fellows, I think the hour draws near!

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my body is ready

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*AHEM*
A shame the bear market draws a quieter crowd, but that's how it always it, isn't it!
But, who am I to talk of desiring a better market.

Of course, the Shitcoin Casino gentlemen in the back know what it's like to want a bull season!
Now, it will be just a few short minutes, and I'll be ready to make my announcement.

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Now, gentlemen, as for the reason that I'd gathered you all here today -

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PUSSY AND BALLS,
COCK AND DICK!

AND ASS TAINT PUSSY COCK PENIS!
FUCK!!!

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>>54508304
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DICK CUNT ASS FUCK!!!

FUUUUUCK!!!!!
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>> No.54508746

>>54508329
Mid

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Bros, did I miss the announcedment? I was shitteding