/biz/ - Business & Finance

Don't you faggots have families

>>54501398
I have to work today

>>54501398
im a lonely guy with no frens except you guys

>>54501398
I'm waiting for her to find me

>>54501398
you guys are my family

How can the market not move on no news?

>>54501301
women are picking up their 3rd job to buy beauty products, men are clocking out of society to jack off and play video games 3 - 1 = 2 jobs
we have been taught that women are better homebodies, better at work and better looking so why even bother.
inb4 projecting

>>54501398
Yeah, it's you.

>>54501432
My wife Holo...

So my fellow Bud Knights. How low do you think it will go do to the tranny FUD? Anyone planning to play it or are we just sitting by?

>>54501422
she will find you, they will all find us locked in our golden towers

Post your port and general money and life strategy for the next few years
>done daytrading
>have 20% bitcoin
>20% gold miners
>thinking about going all in gold miners

>hopefully will find courage to kms soon

>>54501454
the life strategy might need some improvement anon

open the markets

>>54501448
It's called market participation. The criteria for it are, of course, always shifted around for political reasons. I think if you fail to find work within 6 months you're part of that pool despite still actively being looking for work.

Financially speaking (and also logistically), how difficult is it to live on a boat anchored off the coast (not a yacht, or even a very big boat) and only come onto land to buy food and supplies?

>>54501454
SILJ, GDXJ, totally unprofitable uranium miners and some stupidly profitable oil companies

>>54501471
if you're not either a boat person already, or very competent in general, you will have a hard time. it will also cost way more than you think , unless you go full hobo mode, which honestly you don't want to do.

>>54501452
That's a human with a Y chromosome.

>>54501505
Oh anon you’re so funny!

>>54501516
Thanks bb I love your two X chromies.

Alright, what are we buying today?

Taylor Swift is mid

taylor swift has long since hit the wall, yet orbiters must orbit

Taylor swift is seriously only like a 5-6 out of 10. Selena on the other hand, easy 8 maybe even a 9.

Jesus died so financial services firms could have a day off

>market closed for good friday
The jew did this

>>54501561
It should be illegal to be this beautiful

>>54501561
amen, she will only grow more and more popular as those bad ass genes kick in

WHAT HTE FUCK I GOT PAID TODAY BUT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WIHT IT BECAHSE THE MARKEKTASDH ARRLE KHCOLOSSELAD
AAaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
I hate the Christ

>>54501583
It's the day after passover. Have some respect schlomo

>>54501568
Temples, money changers, etc.

uhhh...TLT bros...i'm not feeling so good...

Is it just me, or does NVDA look an awful lot like a double top Head and Shoulders about to play out.

>>54501398
Yea (You) nigga... Happy Good Friday.

>>54501642
that shit is coming down. bank earnings will be the catalyst. semis already reported terrible earnings (MU, Samsung) but still they pumped semis for who knows why, but it was a fake pump. Next week banks will report their worst earnings ever and everyone will panic.

>tfw my email and password for everything got leaked so every now I then I have random people break into my accounts
Surprisingly I haven't lost anything of value but it's annoying as fuck. I had one asshole from LA get into my grubhub account and spend 100 dollars at shake shack.

>>54501665
Poor earnings are already priced inb

>futures not even moving
So this is how it ends

>>54501682
Mmmmmhmmmm

>>54501674
bad earnings = high stock price?

>>54501693
Better than expected bad earnings = bullish

>>54501669
>password for everything got leaked
You have one singular password? How did it "leak" lmao?

>tradingview not updating
It's been almost an hour wtf is going on?

>>54501590
Dios mio, delet this

>>54501669
What a retard lmao

I'm getting high on edibles and bongs and playing Vidya today and there's nothing you can do about it. Maybe a little Crash Bandicoot 3 on the big screen

>>54501717
Y-Yeah... well no, I use a different password for all my bank accounts and IRS accounts and shit but I use the same password for everything else like Ebay, Amazon, Door Dash, Steam, Grindr, etc. So far I've had my Steam, Grubhub, Apple, and Origin accounts all compromised but I managed to get them all back eventually. My biggest fear is getting my emails hacked. Then I would probably be fucked.

>>54501448
Labor participation rate.

>>54501449
Pretty smart potential play spotting there. Ah, checking the chart, it looks to me like it was already getting into a shortable spike. I was initially thinking that it might hit a buyable dip during the present circumstances, then recover as at least some of that effect fades into the memory hole, but it looks like a genuine opportunity for some poottts and the troon thing just makes it a little sweeter, if anything actually happens where the rubber meets the road. I know there will be some bars which remove BUD products so at least some real effect will occur.

>>54501802
Yeah, but there's also a formal name for it. Like... "U-6" or something.

>>54501775
Faggot

>>54501775
You deserve it.

>>54501775
Figure out your own memorable system for generating unique passwords for *everything*. I will not even hint at mine, but it's not only possible, but breddy easy if you just think it out. Once you develop your own personalized system, you'll always know it no matter what site you are using and you'll have absolutely no duplication.

>>54501590
Looks like she's wearing a Mission Impossible mask because of the necklace, kek. I raise you a better whore, m8

>Bad news is good news
>good news is good news
>a pause in interest rates
>Soft landing narrative
its over isnt it, all we need is a cooler cpi and bobos are dead

>>54501775
Bro. Credential security. Now.

Mr. Market

Wh*te wo*an bros... you guys said they don't do this?!

>>54501682
>>54501737
fx/bond market still doing something

>>54501939
Decades of muh free love propaganda and people are still put into prison simply for fucking. Sad

I thought about investing in my broker, but then I got the idea to invest in an exchange instead. Now the question is ICE or NDAQ?

>>54501939
She doesn't look white though.

you guys ever stand in the shower and scratch that part between your balls and your butthole

>>54501471
It's like being homeless with a boat.

>>54501975
This is your brain on muttmurican logic

>>54501984

>yfw the hikes continue

>>54501939

>>54502055
Thank god. I was worried treasuries might fade back down as the Fed claims victory and stocks pump to infinity.
We still haven't gotten the big one. I want more.

>>54501939
I could've saved her
>>54501984
The taint? Who doesn't

>>54501975
Looks wh*te to me.

>>54502123
>>54501939
This is horrible. Where is the video so I can make sure no one I know sees it.

>>54501984
yes absolutely, especially after a good trading day. its like scratching the chin of a cat

I don't get it
Bestiality porn is legal I watch it all the time

i have the video but im not sharing it

>>54501766
maximum comfy. im doing something similar.

>>54502147
>>54502129
based
>>54502150
cringe

>>54502123
not really no, looks like another mutt

>Next week

>>54501984
i do it after a day of working labor and then smell my finger

>>54502170
do business with some companies

>>54502188
Can't. Don't have any money.

>>54501939
Wait did she just dress like that or does Mississippi still use the based chain-gang stripes?

Oh shit are we posting beautiful women now? Well don't mind if I do?

Mumu won AGAIN
Bobo got heemed AGAIN

>>54502211
Nah, we're crabbing today for some reason :^)

>>54502211
>>54502222
Markets got closed FOR NO REASON. That's never a good sign.

>>54501381
Bullish?

>>54502129
Literally look up bestialities porn on the Clearnet kek

>>54501449
Are chuds actually dumping out Bud Light because of this tranny stuff? These faggots are even bigger drama queens than the drag queens themselves

>>54501398
We’re all showing up to your place tonight. Be ready.

>>54501429
which market your talking about?
US is close today.

>>54502247
Boomers*

>>54501466
nope :D

>>54501665
>banks will report their worst earnings ever
Feels good to own european banks. They earn so damn much money off of inflation and higher rates since people are stupid and bind their mortgages to variable rates and 3 month rates. Their earnings have only been getting better and better

>>54502259
Venn diagram between boomers and chuds is one big circle tbhonest. Anyways Annheuser Busch's stock (BUD) is up 45% in the last 6 months, so if it goes down soon im sure chuds will be saying "GO WOKE GO BROKE HICKETY HURRR" instead of just attributing it to plain ol' momentum reversion

>>54502228
>remembrance for the day we were a bunch of uppity retarded nigger faggots and killed our own Creator because we love being uppity retarded nigger faggots so much
>NO REASON
fuck off, Bill Hwang hater.

>>54502247
>nooooo don't stop consuming tranny beer nooooo you are being a drama queen

>>54502055
>MFW

>>54502154
Enjooy

>>54502247
Didn't dump it out, but yeah I'm a Coors man now. Not giving my money to companies that support troons. And I'm definitely shorting BUD before their earnings. Even marketing specialists said that was a pants on head retarded move to partner with a tranny when their average customer is basically kid rock. If you don't see why it was a terrible business move, you're probably a tranny yourself. Imagine if the country's largest producer of dilators decided it's a good idea to partner with donald trump. That's how tone deaf of a move that was.

why so much sex is in 4chan?

>>54501939
Please link video so I know which one not to watch.

>>54502301
...

>>54502278
Will just slurp and regardless the negative impact will not last more than 2 weeks. Remember Nike?

>>54502055
>>54502074
Good I didn't buy enough in October.

>>54502286
>>54502298
Bud Light is absolutely a cheap minimalist hipster / homo beer in bigger metro areas. Obviously if you live in flyover chud zone you'd think their average customer is someone like Kid Rock....because all you live around are people who are like Kid Rock.

Pic related is a Bud Light ad from 2012.

>If you don't see why it was a terrible business move
You just live exclusively around poor white people I'm sorry. Homos drink Bud Light, most definitely. And Pabst Blue Ribbon tastes better anways, fag.

>>54502293
based shadow casting cloud

>>54502301
Because most people here are either failed normos or full on normies. Always been like this, m8.

>>54502298
Watch all American beer companies do that kek, its simply a marketing move. They have to cater to the newer Millennial and Gen Z generations of the future as boomers start to die off. Short term pain for long term gain.

>>54501471
I’m sure there is some gay rule against it but I have often thought of finding an abandoned boat for free and just tying it to a dock and living in it. It doesn’t even have to run since I wouldn’t be going anywhere. Come to think of it. I wouldn’t even need to put it in the water.

>>54501398
Yeah. I live with my mom. Why?

>>54502170
I do banking at one of those companies...

>>54502334
If bud light would have partnered with a homo, nobody would have given a shit, but trannies are literally peak clown world and we're being forced to view it as normal instead of a horrific mental illness. Has nothing to do with faggots.
>PBR
literally worse than natty.

>>54502298
>I'm a Coors man
Welcome to the Banquet.

>>54502123
>unnatural intercourse
At least there are still some standards these days.

>>54502204
Banjo playing mountain men? Love em!

>>54502372
Okay so let me get this straight, conservitards were okay with Bud Light / Anheuser Busch having ads of literal homosexual men kissing each other in threesomes back in the 2000's but now that they partnered with a crossdresser, you all have lost your shit and are shooting your rifles at beer cans in a seething bitchfit?

This is even gayer than the time libtards decided to protest Chick Fil A for not being okay with homo marriage. You guys are just pathetic snowflakes at this point.

No position in BUD, but I would like to sell BUD put spreads to you wingnut morons

>>54502247
The real retards are actually still buying it up only to shoot the cans on social media. Real smart move.

>>54502204
get off of /smg/.
Go away.

>>54502418
you are trying so fucking hard. go back to where you came from tranny

>>54502170
One of those companies kind of own my country.

>>54502418
In 2003 drag queens knew their place as freaks of society.

Now they think - and act - as if they're normal humans.

New gas boiler is going to cost $12,000
I am now synthetically long on braps

>>54502418
I can't speak for everyone but I personally don't have any real problems with the gays. My bosses son is gay and he's a cool dude that's into guns and motorcycles. I'm sure there are people here who don't feel the same way, but by you saying you're ok with trannies, you're denying reality. So there isn't any sort of insult or explanation you can use that will save face, and I want to make that perfectly clear.
>That time libtards decided to protest Chick-fil-A
Yeah I bet homos don't eat at Chick-fil-A very often and that's fine, don't give your money to companies that don't align with your values.

If there are any conservative chuds in this thread who would like to buy BUD put spreads, let me know what strikes / expiries. I will sell them to you for a great price so you can make a profit off the precipitous drop in their stock price that will SURELY materialize because obese right wingers are posting videos of themselves shooting (after buying, ofc) cans of Bud Light

>>54502452
>no problem with gays
That’s the estrogen beer is loaded with speaking through you son, because fags are no good either, and a partnership with trannies for estrogen loaded beer is the most natural thing in the world.

>>54502334
>>54502418
Who the fuck cares how do we make money off of this. You think any of this political retardation matters. If you can't make money off of it then go write a blog about it. What I want to know is will it dump and how low will it dump! Because if there is one thing I know about these goldfish is there little protest lasts until they realize they have no other option but to drink their goyslop cornsyrup rice water!

>>54502372
>nobody would have given a shit
WRONG
>>54502418
>conservitards were okay with Bud Light / Anheuser Busch having ads of literal homosexual men kissing each other in threesomes back in the 2000's
WRONG
Back then information didn't spread as quickly via pocket Internet, and most are still unaware that BUD sold out to Europeans (which means fags) back then. As far as the general public is concerned, this was a stealth faggot creeping hijack that has only now started more fully revealing itself.

You guys didnt tell me the market would be closed

>>54502494
I literally wrote out how one could make money off this by selling put spreads on BUD to dumbass conservatives who think their obsession with hating trannies translates to a $100B equity tranche moving precipitously

>>54502453
You honestly must be a retarded cityfag which makes a lot of sense. If you don't think this move will make them lose business than you're an idiot. Do you understand that Coors and Miller basically make the exact same product and are located right next to bud? I'm not usually one to be real fussy about how a company advertises, but even I consciously decided to not buy any Anheuser Busch products after this and even if they roll back what they did (they won't they already doubled down) I'll never go back. It's very simple for me, no bitching or complaining, just not buying your products
>NOOOOOO!!!! You can't just not buy tranny drinks and do what you want with your money!!! Why? W-w-well because you just can't ok!!!!

>finance dude on tweeter tweeting out a chart showing how strong the economy is
>some retarded shill in the comments
>THANKS TO JOE BIDEN AND THE DEMOCRATS FOR SAVING THIS COUNTRY WITH THEIR SMART FORWARD THINKING POLICIES

>>54502505
>not an E*TRADEr
Your brokerage should have been nootifying you a few days in advance.

>>54502418
No, it's like >>54502502 said. Plus, most if not all of those ads targeted at homos were probably exclusively run in gay magazines and used on signage to advertise at gay clubs and whatnot. Anyhow Miller Lite is my light beer of choice.

>>54502516
>. If you don't think this move will make them lose business than you're an idiot.
Okay Billybob I'm sure this absurdly vague seethepost with no actual valuation metrics cited in it is a great investment thesis

>>54502296
you too fren

>>54502453
kid rock isnt obese

>>54502481
This is a stupid meme. The phytoestrogen in beer comes from the hops, and even in IPAs the levels are so incredible low that they are negligible. A light commercial rice beer like bud light, Miller light, etc. Are such weak watered down beers with barely any hops in them in the first place.

>>54502548
That's because he looks like he does meth / opiates

> finally coomed into my wife (female) bareback last week
> chad feels
> porn interests me little now
AMA Reddit

>>54502557
i saw that tweet also

>>54502563
Does he still have to dilate

>>54502537
>Let's alienate our core base to appeal to a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a percent in trannies. Surely there will be no consequences to this
This is common sense you fucking retard. Go ahead and buy calls though. Also what the fuck are you even doing here, you have an entire website devoted to tranny lovers like you. It's www.reddit.com. Enjoy, and don't worry, wrong think is banned there.

Going to small mom and pop shop cafes / sandwich places is just not fucking worth it. I would much rather go to a publicly traded goyslop chain. I feel much more comfortable inside an SBUX or a MCD or wherever overpaying for a breakfast sandwich and a coffee than going to the eerie family-owned local cafe that is fucking empty and sad and I pay $10 for a shit tier sandwich and a mediocre coffee and the counter guy flips the iPad around and options start at 25%. TWENTY FIVE PERCENT.

I'm exclusively going to goyslop chains with good pricing power

>>54501746
Kek

>>54502579
>Go ahead and buy calls though.
I realize that someone who seethes so much over BUD having ads with trannies is most likely not smart enough to grasp the difference in convex payout positioning for option spreads, but buying calls on BUD is a horrible idea. It is up 45% in 6 months. Selling put spreads to dipshits like you who are raging at BUD is a much, much smarter idea.

Looking at BUD's volatility surface might actually sus out where the retarded conservative chimpanzees are piling in, actually. Lots of VRP to harvest there, potentially.

>went to the store
>soda that was 7 dollars last month is 9 dollars now
"Inflation is cooling".

>>54502576
I’m not Rocker with his stable of groomed Zoomer employees and mulatto step child

>>54502616
Nigga where do you live where soda is anything under 3 dollars for a 2 liter

>>54502603
Go ahead and stop talking about it and put your money where your mouth is. I'll actually respect it if you do it and post proof. But you won't, because you're just larping.
>My sandwich was too expensive
That's what you get for living in a gentrified west coast city you homo. Don't forget to tip 50%

>>54502511
Thank you.

>>54502520
So just block him? Filter the noise stop wasting your brainpower on midwits.

>>54501027
But I want to look like a twink forever. :^(

>>54502603
wowww they will use esg funds to buy influence who could see this coming

>>54502170
bnkd

>>54502636
>Go ahead and stop talking about it and put your money where your mouth is. I'll actually respect it if you do it and post proof. But you won't, because you're just larping.
No, it's only a good trade if the vol surface indicates some contracts are bid up. Otherwisethe EV on BUD short puts that seems negative. Poor r/r and potential tail risk if these large cap consumer discretionarys get reversion.

BUD is up 40%+ YTD along with GE.

>That's what you get for living in a gentrified west coast city you homo.
Is this not the case in flyover shitholes? Do you not have mom and pop shop cafe's / coffee places that charge far more than chains and ask for a 25% tip? Or do you just have a massive inferiority complex lel.

>>54502360
In a couple weeks you won't be able to.

>>54502677
Flyovers wither drink craft beer, cheap vodka, whikey or Natty Packs we all know Bud is the cheapest of cheap shit.

>>54502677
>Is this not the case in flyover shitholes? >Do you not have mom and pop shop cafe's / coffee places that charge far more than chains and ask for a 25% tip?
Lol no. We have mom and pop places all over and they are always better than chain restaurants, are much cheaper, and the food is better. We don't have any of this "suggested tip" or "liveable wage surcharge". That's a retarded left wing cityfag thing.

what the fuck
why is nothing moving on LITERALLY NO NEWS

>>54502636
> post proof
Fuck back to WSB, /smg/ is where we make unqualified unhinged statements and bully fat men making videos in their basements into eventually roping

if money is your only moral position of superiority, what happens when you get it? lose it?

>>54502715
>and the food is better.
Who do you think you're fooling? Are you pretending like I've never lived in mega-flyover areas before?

The shithole flyover state suburb cuisine you are bragging about it the reason most of you look like obese Jabba the Hutt types with cankles. The pinnacle of flyover cuisine is choosing between the Olive Garden or TGI Fridays. You flyovers will defend your precious fast food and microwaved slop till the day you die, because it's all you know. None of these people have had a home cooked meal of this quality ever in their life because their only local grocery places are the Walmart.


Flyover yokels really think they have a monopoly on basic shit like cheeseburgers just because in their local shithole some old lady that's been working for 98 years accidentally ladled gravy onto one once and they call it a "muddy tire" or some dumb ass shit. "They just dont make it like that in the city ahyuck".

>>54502756
Someone today will read this but it wont be me

>>54502767
I did and it was low quality.

>>54502756
>this much seething
You weren't satisfied with my answer so you moved the goal post and immediately started seething fucking kek. Got another one of you cityfags, I'm guessing you're probably another Seattle anon cause we have a lot of those hear. My work here is done, don't forget to wear your chainmail shirt today when you go out. Gotta watch out for those knife wielding homeless folks that your taxes pay for. Imagine being a cityfag. Lol. Lmao even. Btw I have a special spot for you on my next video.

brehs new to forex, some questions:
is there a dxy chart but for euro?
is there some way to determine if a smaller eu currency could go up or down?
does the smaller currency, let's say dkk, follow the price of euro, which in turn follows usd?

Yeah all this shit is entertaining and whatever. But what the fuck do I buy?

Saudis are going to stop fighting yemen.. Oh no no no no

>>54502802
You claimed that flyover food is "better" which is just absurdly untrue. It's obviously cheaper because flyovers live in low-demand dogshit areas in food deserts. Their diet consists of Wal-Mart white bread sandwiches with a generous helping of plasticized deli meats and cheeses. Their idea of "eating out" is driving to the nearest strip mall where they'll have their pick of McDonalds, KFC, Subway or Taco bell. These are the people whose cooking ability peaks at dumping lukewarm Ragu onto their bone dry, drained spaghetti.

you bastards told me it was closed today what the fuck is this then?

>>54502756
Why are you throwing a hissy fit here?
Did you dilator break or something?

>>54502851
I said the food was better than chain restaurants you illiterate, tooth sucking, rung licking, niggermonkey. Learn how to fucking read

Can’t wait for boil baggies to continue to get rekt

>>54502756
go back to preddit and dilate

>>54502851
Spot on.
>>54502871
Well done on effectively proving him right.

>>54502634
This was a 15 pack, I go there because 12 packs are 9 dollars now at the normal supermarket.
>3 dollars for a 2 liter
It's actually like 3.31 now.

>>54502876
Gonna take a while, markets are closed today

>>54502871
Hahahahah, you absolute dipshit. Trust a flyover to seethe himself into circles that prove my exact point.

>>54502891
>>54502756
>complaining about food
fucking kys

I like Subway

>>54502910
I know you don't need food to live because you're merely a large language model, but as for us humans, we enjoy making the things we have to do to survive actually enjoyable, not to mention healthy.

>>54502910
This is /smg/. We talk about goyslop equities on here. Food stocks. Consumer discretionaries. MCD. WING. TXRH. CMG. YUM. Making fun of flyovers for only having access to these shitty goyslop chains is related to /smg/.

>>54502924
Remember when a footlong was $5?

>>54502929
Eww. For me, it's OIL and OIL SHIPS. Goyslop? Doesn't move enough to be worth longing or shorting. SOXL SOXS swings is the way. Imagine how many goyslop burgers you can eat with all the alpha.

>>54502634
Huh? I live in one of the most expensive cities in the nation, and the world, and if I go to a Grocery Outlet (ticker: GO) I can get a 2L soda for $1.99 for certain brands.

Granted, GO is by far the most budget grocery chain ive ever been in. Its the dollar store of groceries.

>>54502856
futes pumping on jobs data

>>54501471
There is a reason no one does it.
Boats are expensive to maintain. And dangerous if you don't maintain them. And in the ocean it's worse because of the salt water and weather.
There are boat hobos in the rivers around Portland that move from free dock to free dock or anchor in the columbia. The boats usually barely float and eventually sink.

>>54502959
>Eww
How are you gonna say "eww" to CMG? Does chipotle really make you think "ew"? Does a fresh chicken bowl not make your mouth water? tctc

>>54502969
>futures
bull bros it sucks we have to wait a few days but we have arrived

>>54502899
So you think McDonald's is better than the food is at the local diner? That's a fucking retarded take. You are grasping at straws at this point and it's fucking sad.
Now we have another cityfag that's joined the fray >>54502891
in which I have to handle as well. I luckily have the time this afternoon to do this and plenty of energy. I am fully prepared to go to war with you coastie scum. Like I said, don't forget your chainmail shirt. Yeah the streets are covered in shit, needles, and trash. And there's homeless people everywhere, but at least you have that heckin amazing rick and Morty themed gastropub barcade amirite?

>>54502984
>Does chipotle really make you think "ew"?
Of course
>Does a fresh chicken bowl not make your mouth water?
Why would any goyslop make my mouth water?

>>54502842
DE

>I am fully prepared to go to war with you coastie scum.

>>54502997
>Yeah the streets are covered in shit, needles, and trash. And there's homeless people everywhere
Better than everyone within a 50km radius being a methhead whose daily life involves breaking into every house for drug money, while the feather indians, permanently drunk and high of course, shoot at houses and people randomly for a laugh. But hey, you do you, buddy.

>>54502998
I don't know that I would consider chipotle goy slop. It's basic ass food. Unless their chicken is some sort of hormone pumped antibiotic mess.

>>54502984
my dogs fresh food is roughly the equivalent of chipotle. why would I eat my dogs food?

>>54502998
>Why would any goyslop make my mouth water?
Because not all goyslop is the same. Not all goyslop stocks are the same. You analyze a sector. A cluster of stocks. MCD. YUM. TXRH. WING. QSR. CMG. MNST. And you think of them all the same? Sad.

You should parse through goyslop stocks sometime, it's fun reading about which specific ingredients are driving profits, which foods people really liked, etc.

>>54503024
There could be NIGGERS

>>54503024
>km

>>54502953
thats just an Urban Legend

>>54503035
What the fuck? Do you guys really think chipotle is this bad? It's just generic "fresh" food. Like anon here says >>54503031 , Chipotle is not really the most goysloppy food you can get.

Actually I remember when I was in 8th grade I learned about how Chipotle was aggressively marketing and spending money to have firms tell consumers that CMG's food is the "Freshest" and most "sustainable" on the market

>>54503036
The only difference between goyslop stocks is price preference and market shifts guided by demographics and macro economics, not the actual product or even business scheme itself. While you'd think the different business structures various goyslop firms have adopted would allow the stock to differentiate (even though not on the basis of the product offerings), somehow that isn't true in the market.

>>54502984
All food is gross because it makes poop come out.
Whenever I see someone eating, all I can think of is that soupy organic mixture turning to chime in the stomach and eventually coming out as poop.
I cannot be with a woman who eats in my presence, take that disgusting business somewhere else.

>>54503012
Kek hey fuck you don't soijack me!!!
>>54503024
>better than....
No it's not. If you like living in an area like that good for you, but non-faggots don't want to be around that shit. Dont forget to hit up that new Asian fusion place for some hella sick kimchi tacos bro. That will be $49.99 plus tip, plus quality of life tax, plus white cis male tax, plus the LGBT child conversion tax, plus we apologize for slavery tax, plus homeless drug enrichment tax, so your final total for this taco will be $13,054.99. but omg look at view and all this great culture!!!!!

>>54503060
Remember the dollar menu?

>>54503068
>While you'd think the different business structures various goyslop firms have adopted would allow the stock to differentiate (even though not on the basis of the product offerings), somehow that isn't true in the market.

Not sure if what you're saying is true at all, what would explain the discrepancy in multiple expansion (How expensive the stock is) between a company like WING (15x revenues) and MCD (8x revenues)

>>54502642
The IRS agent would call the ATF who would kill his wife and children and arrest him over $601 and charge him with manslaughter of your family.

>>54503069
Finally someone with a little class in this general.

>>54503024
>feather indians
Very few places outside their containment zones have to worry with them. There are a few areas in the SW, NV, MT, and SD, but otherwise you pretty much never see them and the other ones like Cherokee, NC and some PNW tribes are not (at least anywhere near as) problematic. The PNW ones have far more fear of the big city liberal hellscape psychos than anyone else has of them. I have literally been to most reservations all across the US.

>>54503078
>If you like living in an area like that good for you,
There are entire 100-mile radiuses in flyover states where there are endless scattered towns where 50% of the population is either on opiates or are aggressive tweakers.

The first time i ever went shooting with my redneck friend, he told me about how his white methhead neighbors fired stray rounds that nearly hit their house, and my friend's dad had to go talk with said tweakers about it. Flyover life is depressing and you can see the actual effects of our opiate epidemic out there.

There's this town across the border of Idaho / WA that is a total white flyover shithole area, called Tekoa. It's nicknamed Tweakoa because, you know, flyover culture is just drugs and despair.

>>54502756
Ok, but Walmart actually has a really grocery section, anon.... and I say that as someone who doesn't eat frozen goyslop. Very good produce.

>>54503111
I live in Michigan we don't have that shit here. Unless of course, you guessed it, you go to one of the shit hole cities. The rural areas are comfy.

If anyone wants to play natural gas now. UNL is far superior to boil and UNG. You won’t get rekt as easily.

Oh, I see. The racist indian is back.

>>54501775
i had a 3some with selena gomez and tswift back in the day. no one believes me. should've recorded it

>>54503125
I met a white girl from Oscoda, Michigan. Oscoda I'm guessing is a super rural white area in MI based on what she told me. Anyways, her parents are divorced, her step dad was a drunk abuser, and she told me about her friend Onnaleigh who apparently sucked her brother's dick so they had to stop being friends.

Ahh yes, rural Michigan.

>>54503111
>white tweakers
>white methheads
you gave your cards away anon. we know your true issue now

>>54503092
Anon the original vod that comes from is about the ATF running away.

>>54503084
Check the financials, WING's are fried and MCD's aren't.

>>54503136
I believe you. Say what STOCK are you looking at?

>>54503158
Why is WING fried and why is MCD not?

>>54503154
What? How else am I supposed to describe them? If they were Meximethheads I would say it.

>>54503067
>chipotle is this bad
yes, can get a whole steak at Costco for the price of a mcslopbowel(tm)

>>54503143
sad!

>>54503143
Oscoda is a wonderful place to go camping. Keep it's name out your mouth. Also as this anon noticed >>54503154 god fucking help me if this is true, but are you CRBP pajeet?

>>54503136
Realistically which one do you coom in in this situation?

>>54503166
......... have you tried looking at the financials?

>>54503111
I live in a flyover state and a 1,200 population town.

Pros: Fresh air, can drive drunk around with relatively no consequence, tons of outdoorsy activities to do, people are relatively friendly, relatively safe area, beautiful All American summers, lots of camaraderie based drinking, I own my house

Cons: Nobody to fucking date (the bar is literally the same 30-40 something year old roasties getting fought over by every man in town), nowhere to fucking eat so you better learn to cook, everything is a long fucking drive if you wanna get to the city, a good 20% of people have a drug problem, horrible The Shining-esque winters, lots of camaraderie based drinking

No such thing as a perfect place anon.

>>54503163
I don't invest in the stock market. i don't invest at all
>>54503197
unfortunately it was a femdom-style experience and tswft gave me a ruined orgasm :/ win some lose some

>>54503197
You obviously aren't going to give the goblina any of your seed anon.

>>54503188
Yes it's me. I was actually going to go to Tawas to go camping or whatever. I know Oscoda and Tawas are near each other and I know some chuds .

That whole area seems very pretty. I would never live in rural Michigan but it absolutely looks like one of the most beautiful places in the country. Pic related is what I was hoping to see but my trip to that part of Michigan never materialized. Do you live near the lakes? When I have some more money saved up I want to go camping in autumn out there

>>54502123
>"Why are white guys going for asian girls?"

>>54503206
TELL ME WHAT PART OF WING'S FINANCIALS ARE FUCKED WHY WON'T THE WINGSTOP STOP

>>54503270
Their wings are meh and the niggers they hire keep frying fish in the chicken fryer...

>>54503257
>yes it's me
>mfw ive spent hours wasting my time talking to you
God fucking damnit, I should have known once the seething about whites started who you were. That's time I'll never get back.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>54503267
ginny is still fit

>>54503235
This is the most accurate take.

>>54503270
normies eat there, the last time i was there a fight broke out when i was trying to enjoy my damn chicken wings

>>54503291

I just wanna say that this was one of the funniest convos ive had on /smg/ lmao. This post in particular >>54502997 needs a shrine of a soijak next to it.
>I am fully prepared to go to war with you coastie scum.

>>54503267

>>54503316
Is Wingstop a black establishment? I always thought that WING was a bit too expensive for blackpypo

>>54503332
no it was white ppl who got into a fight but i did see a black fight at raising canes

>>54503270
No need to be mad, anon.
https://s23.q4cdn.com/286598533/files/doc_financials/2022/ar/2022-Annual-Report.pdf
Here, just scroll down a lot.

>>54503338
Are the white people who go to Wingstop usually more blue-collar and aggressive than normal? Is it a grimy sports bar type establishment where people order wings and drink beer while doing lines in the bathrooms?

>>54503332
>Is Wingstop a black establishment?
That'd be bojangles.

>>54503361
sport bar yeah filthy dumb normie scum

>>54503352
>Our profitability depends in part on our ability to anticipate and react to changes in food and supply costs. There are no
established fixed price markets for bone-in chicken wings. As a result, we are subject to prevailing market conditions and
remain susceptible to volatility in food costs. The cost of chicken can be volatile. Although we enter into arrangements in an
effort to mitigate the volatility of food costs, any increase in the prices of the ingredients most critical to our menu, particularly
chicken, could materially adversely affect our operating results.


COGS Volatility. Uh Oh. Stinky. Scary.

>>54503375
And look at their liabilities as well, compare to revenue.

>>54503388
nah

>>54503322
Next time please lead with "hi this is CRBP pajeet". I along with everyone else I'm sure will very much appreciate it. You fuck me I fuck you bloody!

>>54503361
The Wingstops around here are way more casual and barely have any TVs. Some of them are barely big enough to eat in or are carryout only. Buffalo Wild Wings is more like what you're describing.

>>54503388
Yeah lol im just aggressively shitposting today. I know about WING's financials, i made a few Excel spreadsheets about their various financial metrics.
One thing I observed was WING raised $250M in debt capital in March 2022 at an interest rate of 3.7%....which is a REALLY good coupon on the debt. So that is the big reason why WING's liabilities went up so much in Q1 2022.

Look at cell F6 and then look at cell E6. The difference is stark — that reflects WING's debt offering.
>>54503406
I can't stop kek'ing at how upset you got when I stated the obvious truth about flyover life. It's just depressing and the food culture out there is conducive to obesity.

>>54503409
Yeah my Wingstop is more like a Moes than BWW

>Spending all Good Friday arguing with acai fruit bowl jeet

>>54503409
>The Wingstops around here are way more casual and barely have any TVs.
If that is the case then how did this anon here >>54503338 see white people get into a fight at Wingstop? How is Wingstop big enough for people to fight in if they can't even sit down? It would be like fighting in a Dominos takeout place

>>54503406
All you have to do is watch for "white people". He made it 3 posts in before outing himself. Not like he's hiding it.

>>54503433
Well you sir will have a permanent place on the cucked posters list from now until eternity my toilet deficient friend.

>>54503467
actually i confused buffalo wild wings for wingstop. at wingstop i saw a little kid sing a gorillaz song back in the day. oopsy

>>54503468
I don't understand why you're getting butthurt about me describing people i've interacted with as "white". They have usually always been a sort of blue collar minority group in my life, I like to observe white people just like I do mexicans.

whites and mexicans have their funny idiosyncrasies that i observe, but only white people get butthurt and mass-shooty when i point it out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyHNuVaZJ-k
hes probably in college now. godspeed little fat kid

>>54503437
Uncle Moe's Family Feed & Sneed?

>>54503474
Oh this makes sense, since Buffalo Wild Wings is a much bigger place that people can fight in, right?

>>54503504
CRBP pajeet, I've seen you go on full day spergouts over white people, you have a weird obsession. You also sleep with used up 60 year old white women which is fucking weird.

>>54503526
ya its a big disgusting sports barn

>>54503536
>full day spergouts over white people
I think the only time ive done this is when that whiteoid shot up a school last week. Dude once again, when a white person goes on another school shooting you can't expect me to NOT talk about it.

>>54503553
Oh shit I forgot about soijack poster, if I find out that was you I'm leaving /smg/

>>54503108
Rate Yellowstone's depiction of indians

>>54503582
Dude you're joking right.....? You haven't known that was me? I was the soijack poster, this post is the sperganon talking about me. I stopped soijak posting all thread because the mods hate it and ban me. In fact, I enjoy soijak posting more than anything on /smg/ during fast market hour threads because it makes people seethe massively, far more than even when i make fun of whites

>>54503612
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>>54503504
Never said I'm mad. It's an obvious signature posting style, that's all.
To most of us here, commenting on white people would feel meaningless as that group includes ourselves. There are better descriptors for the type of walking garbage you stereotype as white.

volatility is too damn low

>told people to buy CRBP
>told people to not buy GME at 4 dollars pre-squeeze
>told people to sell naked AMC calls before it ran up to 70
>regularly shills trash value stocks like funeral homes
>told people to short WING before it ran up recently
why does anyone ever listen to anything the pajeet says

Can someone explain to me why and how stock prices change throughout the day?

>>54501381
Lmfao. Op pic just got booted out of Tennessee House of Representatives
>https://youtu.be/mnw8_6khAm4

I'll be honest I only realized market was closed like a couple hours ago when I wanted to check my SPY credit put spreads.

What I don't get is that the people running this whole show (the stock market) are the people who killed Jesus. So why the fuck are they having a market holiday in celebration of Jesus? And what do Christians do for Good Friday...a big feast?

>>54503716
We don't do anything on Good Friday. Easter Sunday is the holiday and its pure commercialized bullshit like every other holiday.

>>54503060
No, it was real. They even had specials where they were less than $5.

>>54503740
fake but kek

>>54503649
>To most of us here, commenting on white people would feel meaningless as that group includes ourselves
Yeah that makes sense. People tend to point out minorities. I grew up in a 90% Asian neighborhood so no one gives a fuck if you see a Chinese or Indian family at the grocery. but if we saw a Black or White family at the grocery, people would quietly stare at them and describe them explicitly as "black" or "white". Same goes for very Latino areas, everyone who isn't mexican is explicitly labeled

Good news

>>54503601
Never seen it, but have lived in the actual place (Yellowstone). The nearest injuns were on the other side of Billings. The Crow res was the saddest place west of Pine Ridge. There was one single Navajo in my town, one legged. He had been traveling from NM to SD a couple of years before then and had a wreck, lost his leg, and just stayed there.

Anarchistic Nazi progressive-populism has taken over all of France.

The soul of utopia thrives.

>>54503773
It’s like 9 January 6th tied by 11 years.

>>54502247
why would I ever purchase a product that sends a message that conflicts with my own beliefs?

Fags like you tell people to go vote with your wallet and then get mad when you actually do it

Israel just bombed Palestine, Syria, Jordan, and Lebanon and Persian forces.

>>54503807
>Israel just bombed Palestine, Syria, Jordan, and Lebanon and Persian forces.
So are we buying LMT and RTX? Also give sauce on Israel bombing all of these forces at once...was this at some military coalition base?

>>54503807
Fucking based. I love israel! Greatest ally!

The only god is love.
I see no future for Israel.

>>54503771
>39pbtid
Time to go outside rasheed

>>54503739
Hey don't talk shit about easter, I look forward to the delicious spiral ham my momma mia will be making, and the smoked brisket my father makes for the holidays, plus all the wonderful sides.

>>54503818
Look it up. Israel has gone absolutely insane. Sell stocks associated with them in any regard

CRBP has just had a great month, btw. Really you could go back as far as an August buy in and be to the good right now, but if you started somewhere between Oct and early March you'd be doin' some rollin'. What is the story on this pajeet fellow?

>>54503679
JXN was easy money

>>54503798
>Fags like you tell people to go vote with your wallet and then get mad when you actually do it
You don't understand, flyover conservative yokels are BUYING Bud Light (actively taking money from their wallet and giving it the the company they now hate) in order to post videos of themselves shooting it.

You gotta you have to boycott all of these if youre mad at BUD

>>54503821
Go back to Israel and get bombed, you walking tumour

Tomboy Yahweh blissfully sucks Nazi ass in hell for eternity

we’ve been post-scarcity the whole time

>>54503845
>sucks toes
>ashamed of not being white
>hates America
>inversing it makes money
>will ruin a thread

>>54503679
Don't forget about the time I shilled shorting DICE on here after it pumped and it just didn't budge for 4 months

>>54503860
Kinda reminds me of people who were destroying their Nike gear some years ago. Yeah you sure showed them, burning that overpriced pair of sneakers that you probably paid $400 for.

>>54503860
Maybe they are just shooting previously built up SHTF stockpiles, ever think of that?

>>54503860
What sucks is Anheuser Busch owns a ton of different beer brands. You really have to be careful and pay attention unless you want your money to go to troons.

>>54503818
>>54503843
Yeah yeah 2 weeks and Israel will definitely go to war with everyone in the Middle East and the Chinese fleet of ships will arrive in uhm Japan? Or was it Malaysia? Taiwan? Oh and Putin will start WW3 any day now.

>>54503843
>Look it up. Israel has gone absolutely insane
I consider myself relatively up-to-date on Israeli politics, and as far as I can tell, Israeli politics have gone insane only DOMESTICALLY bc of Bibi. Are they actually bombing more people now?

>>54503860
Oh damn.. not the Hoegaarden

>>54503860
It will always be hilarious to me that anglotards fell for the beer jew aka liquid goyslop bread.
Beer always has been and always will be the alcohol of faggots.

>2 year up 17.2 bepis points

>>54503881
Yep, they own these brands too.

>>54503835
The food is fine. I was referring to the easter bunny, the eggs, jelly beans, and peeps.
I'll be feasting on some lamb shanks of god.

>>54503902
fuck I am going to actually get rid of my Nox spyware android emulator and put battlecats on my phone :/

>>54503807
I'm so mad we're compelled to give them so much support.

>>54503884
China and Putin will peacefully vibe in progressive populist utopia forever while Israel implodes

>>54503835
>>54503915
Is brisket / lamb / slow roasted meat an Easter tradition?

>>54503931
Good.

>>54503924
wait none of those are recent never mind. I am retarded

>>54503925
Israel has free healthcare that we indirectly pay for while we don’t have free healthcare

>>54503953
>>54503953

>>54503952
I mean, ain't such a thing as a free lunch, but point taken. It's like paying for a psycho wife/girlfriend that causes nothing but problems for you.

>>54503935
The most common food for Easter is usually ham. Some people do turkey, but ham is the usual go too. Don't know why but it's fine with me. Brisket isn't really the norm but my dad bought a smoker a few years ago and always makes something for the holidays.

>>54503952
Virtually all the aid the US sends to israel is in terms of military equipment, not money. Isreal's neighbors, however, are funded by the US mostly in USD rather than military equipment. And before the taliban won, afghanistan was the foreign country receiving the most aid from the US by far.

>>54503968
Oh I see, is it like a ham that you smoke with herbs and verggies or is it just smoked with honey?

>>54503913
Ah shit, I like Elysian's pumpkin beers.

>>54503860
>>54503913
It should be mandatory to say who clearly identify the parent company on packaging

>>54503950
The point is they do this shit all the time and have been for decades.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/mcdonalds-cuts-pay-packages-employees-175544512.html

Unironically over

>>54504267
Extremely bullish, because this tamps down on wage inflation.

SOFT
LANDING
CONFIRMED

>>54504414

nope. Expanding and contracting cant be bullish at the same time

https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/daisy-ridley-return-rey-one-three-new-star-wars-films-2023-04-07/?taid=643064b2b2f24c000136662a&utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter

WTF UNIRONIcALlY ovER

>>54504498
Contracting real economy? Irrelevant.
Expanding QE money supply? Extremely bullish.

>>54504555
it's contracting again

>>54504754
This month? Yes. Next month? Brrrrr.

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>>54504791
Will it be so cold?

>>54504935
you have to go back