/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Futures

>international stocks

>>54497040

Whenever someone asks me a question, I start my answer with "As a value investor...".

today I looked at TQQQ going completely vertical and I sold minutes away from the very top. macro economics and news be damned your intuition is very powerful

>>54497020
>Thread split

>>54497020
Good evening i hate minorities

im fat and i just ate some chocolate

Mr. Market

Can someone explain this shit to me? How can you rally 5% on the day that you announce a 96% plunge in quarterly operating profit? Should I just go long for all semis on earnings day if the stock is going to rally on historically bad data?

>>54497138
yikes

Confirmation of your worst fears
Ever since his first years, had a thirst for beers
Back from the future, it'll make you more sober-er
And brought back a long list of fakers who crossed over
I'm like, fuck it, bubble-baller
Catch 'em up at Bob's show, stall him with a troubled caller
Bastard, who could make G's faster
Than a newly remastered while being truly plastered
There's four sides to every story
If these walls could talk, they'd probably still ignore me
Contemplate war over a cup of warm coffee
It's really getting gory, tell your problem to Maury

>>54497225
SOXL baggies are very stubborn, they won't sell.

>>54497225
Pre buying the dip!

>>54497172
Can I give you my number and you just text me what to trade?

PLZ HALP!

I'm sitting in commodities and oil now. I think I'm finished with the short term stuff. I can't make any money in this market.

>>54497225
Long only is the way and this retarded shit is why. Hey look my line went up! What for? Who cares lol

>>54497242
>SOXL baggies are very stubborn
SOXL will unironically never be $20 again

>>54497225
Samsung is south Korean? I always thought it was japanese for some reason.

>>54497207
That was actually bear poopoo.

>>54497225
Look at MU. They announced dogshit earnings and the stock pumped like 10% because analysts were like "that means the semiconductor cycle bottomed and we'll be golden in 2025!"

>>54497273
>he can't tell the difference between Japanese and Koreans

>>54497287
Who cares what flavor of Chinese it is, they are all squat yellow Yoda looking rice niggers no matter what subspecies

>>54497225
>>54497281
Speaking of dogshit pumps, this news actually caused MU to jump 5% after hours. People think these niggas are OPEC.

>>54497260
>this thing gets money thrown at it from Anheuser Busch and Nike simply for existing, meanwhile I'm broke and breaking my back everyday

If I could physically see the nuke falling on the US I'd just put on sunglasses and shrug my shoulders

>>54497333
>No anon, these discussions are only had by terminally online fringe weirdos. go outside and touch grass. The internet isn't real life.

I will always remember.

>>54497315
I get it. Clown world. But Samsung has been pumping all month and to announce a 96% drop in profits and pump another 5%? I think I'm done with this semen slurping market.

Umm

>>54497315
it's painfully obvious the market is in full-on bull cope mode until something undeniably bad happens
there isn't any more room for the market to be less rational, we've fully subscribed to moon logic where up is down and bad is good

>>54497392
do not be alarmed

>34 years old
>$900k liquid
>no obligations
>thinking about kmsing everyday
Why am I like this

I'M STANDING AT THE EDGE
BUT SOMETHING ALWAYS BRINGS ME BACK
ALL THE VOICES IN MY HEAD
REMINDING ME OF WHAT I HAVE
IF I FALL TONIGHT
YOU CAN BRING ME BACK TO LIFE

https://youtu.be/-cTijc95Bis

>>54497260
Did that faggot have a dr castrate him?

>>54497424
its not you, its that life sucks. culture sucks, government sucks, economy sucks, the whole worlds sucks. and for that reason you need philosophy because life has sucked for the majority of history from your slavery in greece, to being a starving peasant that died at 30, to being forced to work in industrial factories at 12 years old, its all sucked.

>>54497424
What's troubling you Anon? No gf? No frens? I too think about sui daily. This is a rough world to exist in. But struggle against the clown world we live in is also part of the adventure, imo. I think sui thoughts will always be a part of certain types of people, even even if they "make it". For me, I tried sui 2x when I was really, really young. In my case I was born with wanting to escape, but at the same time not. Make the most of your life, if you want. Or don't, up to you fren.

I used a little bit of the money I made in stocks and bought imax tickets for the Super Mario Bros. movie. Saw it today and it was pretty fun. I wonder how the supposed Nintendo cinematic universe would work...?

>>54497424
>>no obligations
>>thinking about kmsing everyday
you answered your own question

>>54497471
Go and get you some of those obligations and ask yourself if you are any more fulfilled. And don't kid yourself. You arent any more fulfilled. Cope

IT'S OVER TLSA SHVESTERS

I OWE WOMEN MONEY (for sex)

>>54497490
obligations like family, friendships, kids, pets, or even a business can be very fulfilling

>>54497460
>Make the most of your life
Publicgpt tier response. There is only 1 life. You don't get to choose.

>>54497500
TELL THEM TO MARGIN CALL

>>54497333

It is all part of the plan. They want to reward gay behavior in men. See this young zoomer? You TOO can be rich if you just act like a flaming queer online. Many such cases of these gay millionaires, just look at YouTube for "makeup artists". They get paid a lot, and in turn influence more zoomers to act faggy on TikTok, and the cycle continues. No doubt good for your femboy dating prospects Rocker, but it is also quite insidious. It is eerily similar to how black men begin start to sing and dance whenever they become desperate. Because society shows them that becoming a "rapper" is the way.

>>54497504
It's just $$... Data flowing. You can keep the larp.

>>54497248
people will say its fake but there are patterns in momentum that repeatedly play out. ive been watching tradespotting vids and learning ta from there its pretty effective just stick to longer time frames to start out and watch out shit plays out

>>54497515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBwAxmrE194

>>54497490
>>54497504
>Fulfilled
>Make the most
Does it even matter? That's the real black pill... What do those loaded cliche terms even mean? Sounds like some nigger shit to me

>>54497497
>tfw Elon's girlcock will finally be reveal

>>54497523
>Does it even matter?
>What do those loaded cliche terms even mean?
who knows

>>54497504
>business can be very fulfilling
This would be intriguing if I didn't learn companies are just fronts for the government/military and only good goys get to play. Not even that I was a bad goy or anything... Just the idea of having to be a good goy... Now I will actively be a problem if it upsets you guys that much

>>54497540

>>54497546
>companies are just fronts for the government/military
>only good goys get to play
seek help

>>54497548
we out hur tradin on ow playstation 1 CD-rom screen visualizer

>>54497540
>>54497548
>>54497571

>>54497562
>Too schizo for a schizo board
Faggot

>>54497540

>>54497392

>>54497562
>seek help
You a NVDA baggie or something thinking you invested in a GPU company? C'mon nigger use your brain for one second...

>>54497579
5 stars nice

>>54497586
what if you make a business? wait, i know the answer. the government will just squeeze you with regulations or force you to lock down (but not the big corps), or plan a peaceful protest in your area so that you have to sell to said big corps and banks. maybe youre not wrong after all.

>futures

>>54497424
Wife and kids anon. Don't fall for the 'family man is a meme' meme

>>54497579
Looking for this city led me to this Hardee's in Kuwait. Looks pretty decent quality for being in sand hell. What parent org is Carl's Jr./Hardee's a part of? I remember liking their food when I ate fast food more often.

>>54497600
>what if you make a business?
What business would you start at 32 years old if you already have a $1.6M net worth and niggers are smash and grabbing and breaking and entering all over the place? What business would you start? I want to sell snake oil worthless naked options. Thinking that's my best play. What do you think? Just have sex?

>>54497600
Other jobs I would be interested in
>Judge Mathis bailiff or fill in bailiff
>Nigger record label executive
>Barry Diller's job, whatever he does

>>54497638
Stripper bang maid vtuber cafe. Rent fleshlights to the patrons, they tip a little extra and get a "private" cleaning (virtual of course). That'll be a 250 thousand dollar consultant fee + 15% business ownership.

>>54497664
You can have 100% of that jizzmopper

>>54497403
How many times. And you still havent learned. We are in clown world, have been since 2020. In clown world, market aint rational. If you try to trade it based on assumption its rational you are wrong and a loser.

KWAB

also its funny thinking back to all the cocky baggies back on that little pump in February

>>54497664
Real talk I would be more interested in owning an actual brothel

>>54497575
ths min 10x

are banks closed tomorrow or just the market?

>>54497634
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardee%27s
v
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CKE_Restaurants
v
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roark_Capital_Group

who are, unfortunately, private.

>only posted once tonight
>banned and deleted within 10 seconds for offtopic
>there is a thread called "my dick is stinky" on the front page of /biz/

What is wrong with these fucking mods

>>54497685
I'll sell some puts faggot

>>54497705
go blog somewhere else faggot

>>54497712
Smg is always just faggots blogging. Niggers in here larping about owning a brothel and I've got one started already and it definitely wouldn't be worth the effort past a few girls to deal with that much bullshit

>>54497619
Based and red pilled

>>54497686
Are the bankers Christian?

>>54497575
Based
>>54497712
Lol he deleted his post. Based. Uh yeah I'm thinking we're back?

banking

>>54497707
>selling poottts on "this, at least 10 times over"
feel free to lose it all on that terrible gamble

>>54497780
nvm, buying poottts on it would be bad

>>54497780
By some I mean like 1 if I feel like it

>>54497020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQhbt2c8JqU

It's fucking OVER

https://mobile.twitter.com/KanekoaTheGreat/status/1644116706544189441/

how do I get over the fact that I sold the absolute bottom of MSFT today? legit could have had 50k right now if I held on

>thread theme
https://youtu.be/Ct_X5KTZOEI

>>54497795
ok thn WE GAAN if u wnt 2

>>54497805
Tech is kill, MSFT will dump.

>>54497196
You are the minority

>>54497814
Wrong!

>>54497811
Those digit do check out... I'll think about it.

>>54497805
>how do I get over the fact that I sold the absolute bottom of MSFT
if you owned those shares for <5 years you don't deserve the profits
MSFT is not a swing trade

>>54497838
u snooooz
u looooooz
Mr. Market is alws on th mooooooooooooo
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>>54497861

This thread feels off. My glownigger senses are tingling.

>>54497753
no but neither are the MMs

>>54497898
prly jus a moonkeypoox flareup

>>54497898
I wouldn't worry about it

i'll be eating fish tomorrow. i'm not religious but no red meat on good friday is so deeply ingrained.

I just want spy to hit 420 so It can go down to 3800 again, so I can buy the dip, again.

>>54497819
Ok then let me clarify - I hate everyone except people who are racially Nordic Euro-Aryan

How bad does this economic crisis have to be for Brandon to make the government go full 1984?

>>54497923
I'm having a lamb chop, baked potato, and steamed broccoli

>>54497923
I have "the stuff" (whole wheat flour for unleavened bread, and wine) to do Communion by myself tomorrow. I am glad that Bill Hwang closes the markets on Good Friday.

>>54497802
dance niggercattle dance!

How do you anons trade 0dte, what indicators do you use to get entry and exits? I'm tired of youtube videos of dinesh explaining shit like a mong

lads i've just pulled out a booger flake so big an ant could make the kontiki voyage with it as his sail

>>54498062
flip a coin then inverse the opposite of what you were not going to do

>>54497907
Make sure it's not the 1000x more lethal transgenic variety: https://twitter.com/R_H_Ebright/status/1641992936874450944

It's ramadhan bros but I really wanna drink tonight. What do?

>>54494690

>>54498013
youre in one

>>54497260
God commanded us to kill these freaks

>>54497505
>There is only 1 life.
>he doesnt know

>>54498040
>based

>futures
https://youtube.com/shorts/HOKtXfcgzl8

>>54498102
Indeed, perhaps it was you that mentioned that the other day in reference to the stock. You said "look it up", and I did.

>>54497260
Que up the banjo music. That ones got a purdy mouth.

if covered call etfs are said to underperform the underlying asset, why am I paying an "expert" fees to lose money for me? I can do that on my own for free

>>54498245
the jew fears the direct underlying asset loser

>>54497802
It's a shame that so many people were asleep a the wheel for so long that we've got to this point. What a lot of angry right wing youth fail to understand is, the republican party still exists, but conservatives died after Reagan. Every republican after that was basically a RINO, George W being a prime example. I believe that republicans will still hold offices, but I very much doubt they will ever hold the presidency again. If trump somehow manages to escape the legal battle he is in and loses the primaries to Desantis, he'll likely run as an independent and split the republican vote handing the democrats a very easy 2024 victory. If trump isn't eligible to run in 2024 and somehow Desantis wins the election, Radical leftists will riot every single day for 4 years. The right lost the culture war decades ago, and are about to lose the political war, but basically already have. Can you even imagine a Republican being able to hold the presidency anymore at this point? The left has most of gen z under their thumb and will have all of the next generation under their thumb for sure due to the infiltration of the education system. Long story short. The right lost, and a lot of people are still in denial. Decades of republicans being do nothing faggots has caused this and now we are seeing the result. Digital currency will be the final straw when they won't allow you to even live an honest life unless you play by their rules. It's a sad truth and i'm old enough to know what america could truly be if people would just listen to common sense. I feel bad for you zoomers. This is all you know.

>>54498062
some wins and then losses I fucking hate them. dont do it until your win ratio is very high or start with writing covered plays so its a win no matter what

>>54498211
i never understood why they rape the ugliest man in the group

>>54498327
>the consequences will never be the same

>>54498327
>Desantis wins the election
But where will the niggers go then?

>>54498360
Jewish writers project their thoughts southerners

>>54498369
kek, I don't know what that has to do with anything I said, but just so you know, i've notified the cyber police. Enjoy your time in jail sweaty

>>54498378
Back to where they belong

>>54498378
This is exactly why if desantis wins, it will be nothing but chaos for 4 years. They are already setting the stage for riots.

>>54498378

>>54498423
what's he lookin at, an ice cream cone or a little girl?

>>54498430
Why not both?

>>54498388
>utter retardation
You are lamenting that as time as progressed there are no legitimate Republicans, yet there are those who claim to be Republicans. Thus, despite the costumes, there will not be actual Republican actions being taken by "leaders" who are elected towards that intent, and those who wish for Republican intent will gradually, over time, fade into nothing and only Zoomieworld shall remain. The thing is though, never underestimate the reactions the future generations might have to the blowback from the present agenda as it manifests ever deeper.

>>54498327
Trump already announced his candidacy on the GOP tivket dummy.

>>54498451
I think you're being naive frankly. Academia has been completely taken over by the left. How are the youth going to become "conservative" if from day one they are fed nothing but leftist propaganda? I respect everyones opinion here, but to call me utterly retarded because of my opinion is just silly. Are you genuinely willing to bet against what I said?
>>54498456
If trump gets convicted of a felony, he literally cannot run by law and he's currently in a legal battle in a blatantly kangaroo court.

>>54498474
Convicted felons can run for presidency retard. They just can’t vote

>>54498474
I called you utterly retarded for not having any idea how what I said related to what you said and then making your idiotic reporting remark. But think about this one recent example...right now, San Fransisco tech people are really upset that the local government has allowed liberal policy overload to allow one of their own to get killed in the streets.

>>54498474
>Debs ran for president in the 1920 election while imprisoned in the Atlanta Federal Penitentiary. He received 919,799[55] votes (3.4 percent),[56] slightly less than he had won in 1912, when he received 6 percent, the highest number of votes for a Socialist Party presidential candidate in the United States.[5][57]

Felons can't vote but I don't think there's any law that says a Punished Trump couldn't run.

>>54498474
>If trump gets convicted of a felony,
This shit is going to get tossed out of court for the 4th time.

>>54498492
Oh and what are they gonna do? Tax Apple for another $1 billion to spend on syringes? Require LGBT sections of homeless shelters? Name a new strain of superchlamydia after the dude who got stabbed?

>>54498486
Oh I didn't know that
>>54498492
>San Fransisco tech people are really upset that the local government has allowed liberal policy overload to allow one of their own to get killed in the streets.
And all they'll do is move to texas and vote democrat
>>54498497
I really hope so, because whatever you think about trump, this trial is complete bullshit. Even CNN can't make sense of it.

>>54498474
I believe the left will implode on itself. Their minions will tire of promises broken and left unfulfilled. The best hedge against this is to accumulate wealth and lay low until the system collapses. As for the wealth I am not referring to dollars but the things of actual value that people will need.

>>54498505
All of those things are quite plausible

>>54498518
Behold, two more weeks in human form.

>>54498505
Well, I don't expect major quick dramatic actual "change", but the point is that as the liberals experience more and more blowback from their own policy ideals, they will be forced to pause and reflect. That effect, over time, and in enough volume, can at some point build into legitimate shifting of ideals.

>>54498518
I too believe this, but I think it's by design. The powers that be are compromised and want to destroy the west, then lean on the complacency of the chinese citizens. Western people are far too uppity for globohomo and must be removed.

>>54498518
>just keep accumulating incase the world ends in 2 weeks

>>54498525
Did that happen with the Soviet Union? Has calm reflection helped Venezuela? Or Cuba? Those types of communists have a religious devotion and a parasitic existence that persists until (and sometimes even through) outright collapse.

Closer to home, the civil rights types never learned a single thing from Detroit.

>>54497479
>I wonder if people were saying the same thing about KO 50 years ago.
Thanks for the laugh, anon.
I'm sure the commoditized produce company operating at a 2% margin and limited growth potential in a saturated global market will perform similarly to the branded soft drink company with strong margins that grew massively during the 80s after management changed. Would've been pretty sweet to bag some shares at an 8% yield back in 82. Worth noting that KO has heavily underperformed the S&P over the past 25 years, even on a total return basis.

It's a bit disappointing to see my entire post disregarded to dream up this irrelevant historical comparison. Though I suppose that's all I should expect from someone who legitimately thinks DOLE is a high quality long-term investment. At least you can hope.
Personally, I'd rather dream of MNST level returns.

>>54498542
I wasn’t referring to the end of the world jew boy but the collapse of the system.

>>54498327
Even saying this reveals extreme naivety. Civilizations come and go. It's your turn to go.

>>54498544
>calm reflection
I don't insinuate "calm reflection", but rather people getting seriously pissed off when hard core bad things happen more and more directly to them and their loved ones as a result of their ideals. They will, over time, see that their ideals are coming from what they thought was a good place, but ultimately mistaken. Russia and Venezuela both are entirely differing cultural evolutions.

But, none of this will ultimately matter either way because humans are going to build an AI "god" that all major, and much minor, decision making will be handed over to.

>>54498586
Yes, I believe that the US will not be the world superpower in the future, I just very much doubt that The US becomes Venezuela. To much money is exchanged here which is good for business.

Tomorrow is Friday

>>54498474
>How are the youth going to become "conservative" if from day one they are fed nothing but leftist propaganda?
The last hope was that college would lose relevance after the lockdowns, parents who saw the bullshit during remote classes would take action.
It wasn't enough. The divide has grown too wide. At this point the best option is to sit back and let it all burn down. Let them try "real communism". Then maybe they'll finally learn.

>>54498633

Nobody is gonna talk about Samsung?

>>54498641
>>54498474
They all have to die

>>54498609
Are you drunk, btw, because what I said >>54498369 is an encapsulation of what you had said and is in agreement with it to boot, but the additional considerations are exactly that, points that allow for some "yet also perhaps this set of forces will work within the mix to steer things in relatively surprise directions". I ask if you're drunk because I don't see why it called for asshole mode to kick in when I was literally summarizing/agreeing with a humorous, very well known meme reference. If you're drunk, that's fine, just don't take it out on Miko.

>>54498647
The trannys will kill themselves. The liberal whites will be killed by feral niggers. No point in putting yourself in harms way. Lay low and wait it out is the best option right now.

>Anyways, I have some advice for you all

>>54498648
What about them? I watched a Bloomberg doc earlier tonight that pretty much just said they make tons of chips, but not the advanced ones that only TSMC makes. Otherwise, I know they make home appliances that piss people off with their physical overcomplexity and fragility, so those who could once do home repairs are now having to pay out the ass for "professional service".

>>54498657
For the record, yes i'm drunk. I know what he said was a meme so I was confused as to what he meant by it.
>>54498668
Didn't you hear? West coast whites have chainmail now so they are protected kek

>>54498676
Good thing I bought my parents an LG fridge

>>54498648
Hopefully they cut production at their Xi'an and Suzhou plants in China. Maybe even shut those plants down completely. It would be silly to put the Chinese worker before their own.

>>54498697
Hopefully. The last fridge I bought was the plainest, simplest one they had, and it's been running for about 1.5 decades now.

>futures

>>54498697
So what's the deal with Samsung that caused you to bring them up?

>>54498677
I would love a thread where Rocker, Baggie, and CRBP pajeet are all drunk posting at the same time. That would be epic. CRBP pajeet is the best drunken poster of all times.

>>54498728
If i'm posting at this hour there is a 90% chance i'm drunk.

>>54498727
Lowest profits in 14 years. They are cutting production.

Why is the market closed tomorrow?!?!?!?!

>muh left
>my right
lmao, americans really are stupid and brainwashed. they get their political education from TV shows and youtubers
reminder that trump was a democrat at some point in his life.., and he was a fucking TV star, literally the bottom of the barrel in terms of intelligence. you guys are literally owned by your own security/military apparatus. the clown in office doesn't matter, it's just a puppet, as biden shows. snowden demonstrated that the internet is fully controlled (read: your traffic is intercepted) in anglo countries, and chatgpt-like bots that manipulate large numbers of internet users have been a thing for at least a decade.
also, you guys are idiots and have no idea about politics. just read your own crap ffs. it's fucking cringe
>muh liberals, jews and niggers are bad
>no u!

>>54498728
CRBP pajeet is very careful when he posts because he knows I can humiliate him in an instant

>>54498733
Just checked my world clock and shit man. Shouldn’t you be sleeping? I’m guessing you have a day off today.

>>54498734
oh, good then, I hope they go under, their shit sucks ass in my experience. I had one of their phones, a Galaxy S8 Active that was supposed to be milspec, but if you were sweating any at all, the sweat went into the ear hole and you lost all sound. I wish I would have known to short them. I bet that's not going to be good for easing global recession though. At all.

>>54498741
Because tomorrow is Saturday dimwit.

>>54498759
It's holy Thursday.

>>54498327
yo nigga, I aint reading all that dhit

>>54498734
holy fuck, 96% drop in profits

>>54498733
shit up, nigger

>>54498759
Understand my 3rd world friend, I work in the jannie business. Work doesn't start until 6pm. Tomorrow is friday which is a very easy day for us because most cubicle cucks work from home that day. I also have a staff of zoomers that are very loyal and hardworking because I treat them like my kids, and take very good care of them. My favorite employee is the just turned 18 girl that works for me, but not for the reasons you may think. I'm not sexually attracted to her because to me she is very much still a child. She's a beautiful girl but still even has braces. Her smile melts my heart and she works very hard. She grew up in foster care and has no father. That is why I take it upon myself to treat her like my daughter. She's so fucking unbelievably mean to her boyfriend who also works for me. He's a sweetheart too. He's a great guy but long story short, he won't be joining MENSA anytime soon. I'm trying to stear them right so they don't end up a failure like me. It really makes me feel good to see all of them together at work having fun and joking around. They deserve better than what they have.

Did everyone pass out? This is no way to spend your Good Friday. Easter starts next week for us Julian Calendar Chads.

>>54498834
yo nigga, I ain’t reading all that shit
happy for you
or sorry that happened to you
or whatever

>>54498840
Scoopsies I will absolutely trash your bussy if you keep getting an attitude with me. And if you post that stupid reddit humor youtube video you always post i'm not using lube this time

>>54498761
They make more then phones. I recently repaired a Samsung DVD player. Replaced two bad capacitors and it was ready to go. Not bad devises but not up to the quality of old German made stuff.

>>54498832
Scoopsies is flirting again

>>54498850
It is exactly like natural gas...thought there was going to be a shortage, made a shitload, didn't wind up needing it, now there's a glut and the prices are tanking.

>>54498835
HERE
praising god and eating fish

>>54498835
We need to pray the gay away in here.

congrats Finns

Scoopsies if you're going to be sassy at least dance with me. I miss our dance videos....

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=j2etakoV-rg&feature=share

>>54498835
Orthodox are truly the only ones able to out-LARP catholics

>>54498834
Sounds to me like their may be hope that you give your parents grandchildren. Do your duty fren. To only failure is to die without successful children.

>>54498908
Honestly my biggest regret in life is not having kids, but I also can't imagine raising a child in this hellscape that is America in 2023

>>54498834
john-chan is a good dad

At what point do we accept that natural gas is never going up ever again

>>54498916
That’s why the third world cheat code exists. Didn’t Georgia Anon red pill you on that?

>>54498925
It has waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much meme power to fade so soon and easily.

>>54498967
Who is georgia anon?

>tfw student loan payments start up again soon

>>54498925
Doesn't nat gas usually make a comeback in winter?

Why are banks so poorly positioned? Isn't risk management and moving money at the core of thier current business model?

>>54498995
The anon that was sending you post cards from republic of georgia. I think he was a remote working for a tech company.

>>54499127
Oh shit that's SOXL_shill I forgot about him. I still have his postcards. I hope he is doing well.

>>54499125
They had literally too much money and how the fuck were they supposed to know the Fed was gonna go straight to 5% in less than a year from 0%

>>54499148
They of all people should know jews at the fed cannot be trusted. Pic semi related.

>>54499120
Yes but you can look at the Winter contracts right now as they stand and see that they aren't going up by much this year and Jan 24 has adjusted down from about $4.50 a few weeks ago to $3.80 something presently last I checked, and that's the absolute peak with Feb 24 contracts heading lower. Storage glut, more production coming back, mild Winter. A massive amount was built up in Europe thinking they were going to freeze after the Russia/pipeline shit, then had the warmest Winter since the 1800s. Who knows what is next, but just look at the contracts and watch them over time. The contango has them adjusting downward in the meantime.

>>54499142
Well I got third world shit to do. Have a good Good Friday. Plenty of womens here that want babies and lots of men that don’t want to step up. Keep that in mind when you think about having kids.

>looking up how ancient religions treated dogs
>most religions were fond of them
>some ate them
>only the Talmud says they are dirty and dog owners are cursed
typical that (((they))) don't like dogs

>>54498849
>>54498861
>>54498892
kekkies just had to ruin roklar’s nite n sheeeeeeiiiiitt
https://youtu.be/vEikBm04-FI

>>54497020
Somebody redpill me on KOLD.

>>54499381
anon, I think that man you just posted is the wrong fucking color

>futures

>>54499390
Your trips is Mr.Cummies and you won't fuck latinas?? I'm absolutely disappointed at you

>>54499408
>latina
Anon…

>>54499407
What futures? Aren't the markets closed today until tuesday?

>>54499381
>>54499408
I really don't understand why you would post such an ugly picture in the first place unless that is your ex gf. That I would make at least a little sense.

>>54499507
You're a day off. Wednesday.

Eeeeh, guys.. What's up with the yieldcurve?

>>54497225
>>54497315

Maybe stop throwing around the word "shit" and listen more

>market closed for Good Friday
The jew did this

Yields...

don't forget to pay taxes on the interest in your savings account, that you had put aside to pay tax on the gains from your trading account, that you funded from what was left after taxes on your wageslave earnings

Is it ok to eat eggs on Friday?

>>54499651
Guys I think I have a crush on yieldsposter

>>54499651
HERE COMES PETER COTTONTAIL
HOPPING DOWN THE BUNNY TRAIL
HIPPITY HOP HOP EASTER'S ON ITS WAY

>>54499687
>>54499694
Happy Easter

>>54499699
Why don't 3d women dress cute like this?

went our for a drink with coworkers for the first time in years and food, 2 beers and a coke was 25$, my coworkers spent around 70$ each.
I could buy food for an entire week with 25$. Bars and pubs are fucking scams, how do people afford to do this every week?

have to say i read smg like 4 hours ago it was filled with desperate doom posting.

doom posting cucks should stop ruining my smg

I'm slow in the head. Can someone give me quick rundown on basics.

1. So, let's take for example currency pair EUR/USD. There is no USD/EUR because both Buy/Sell on on EUR/USv already covers this kind of transaction, right?

2. Picrelated. When I look at the EUR/USD chart here it shows me how EUR is string against USD, correct? So if the bar is rising (green/white), then EUR is going strong against USD, if it is falling (red/black) then USD is stronger against EUR.

3. What is the primary basic guidance here for buy/sell? EUR going weaked against USD, should I buy or sell in general? Or it is more complex than that?

>>54499788
Beers at bars are incredibly expansive. Looking at 7-8 for a beer that costs 1-2$ normally. I generally do cocktails since more bang for the buck and waters free to chase

This weeks balance sheet

i turned 500 into 20k now i can 5x margin trade, how do i blow it all up ive had some pretty solid suggestions but i need to be sure.

>>54499905
If the dollar was backed by physical cunny, No one would dare move against the us or attempt to sew doubt with brics bullshit

>>54499948
A CB dollar sounds better the the current GB (goy backed) system

Where and who would have the vaults of cunny?

>>54499979
The elites have been stockpiling for decades preparing for the rugpull of the goy-dollar system. Invest accordingly.

>>54499905
nothing like a few hundred billion to set you back on your taper

wait the market is fuckign closed today wtf? good friday isn't a real holiday and christians are irrelevant in current year. they didn't close for passover and this is an expressly jewish stock market

>>54500095
yeah. bond market is open until noon though.

>>54500095
market is closed
but futures are open

for certain chosen individuals

>>54498013
We’re not in 1984, we’re in Clockwork Orange

>>54500095
Cool it with the antisemitism

>>54500012
knegg ;)

Should have bought the AI meme.

To whatever wise and (almost) all seeing bobo out there who purchased these puts from me some time ago, in a tale as old as time once again:
You were right, but you were early.

Bogleheads are worse than Bobos
At least Bobos believe in something

>>54500237
bogleheads are kind of bobos when we are young, since we're net buyers rather than sellers, so it's better when prices go down. old bogleheads are net sellers so they're more mumus.

>>54497225
it's manipulated up to trick you to go long. the stock is probably gonna fall in the coming weeks.

>>54500095
>christians are irrelevant in current year

Check out population numbers instead of liberal (social) media

>tfw paycheck just hit and the market is closed
I hate this shit. I hate when my money just sits in the bank when it could be gaining money. Part of me wants to just blow a paycheck on a trip

>>54499879
Anyone?
I know it is lame stuff but I need it

>>54497172
And yesterday I came a lot in my sleep, as I tend to do when it is warm outside.

>market closed
>futures open
Ummmm

>>54500095
Jüdisches Jahr Gregorianisches Datum
5783 6. bis 13. April 2023

Jewish Year Gregorian Calendar
5783 6th til 13th April 2023

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pessach

>>54500390
>>54500095
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passover

english version but without dates

Should I really buy tech stocks?

>>54500405
sure. Coinbase is going to blast off

>>54498834
>tfw I try to advise any younger person I work with because I see them all as younger siblings who just need a reasonable voice and not someone shouting about how the sky will fall at every second of the day...

I know that feel bro.

>>54500427
Isn't FED reducing their balance sheet bearish?

>>54500478
Everything is correlated in 2023. So may as well always be bullish. No escape any way so let's make the zoomers problem or better yet the zoomer's kids problem. I'll probably be dead by then. Fuck those guys.

>>54500553
This is why Schiff will never be right.

>>54500553
grimes must have got in her head

>>54500553
As a fat guy I can confirm that this is completely true.

>>54497260
She's just like me fr.

>>54497424
Please put me in your will.

If I get a green ID and dubs im going to make it

Good morning, investors. I love tomboys.

>>54500653
have you considered doing a gay-check?

>>54500553
Pic is based and true.

Ok BOILbros that was a good one yesterday, haha really got me but IF WE HAVE MORE -10% IM GONNA FUCKIN LOSE IT

>Market is closed on Good Friday
WTF I thought the market is Jewish.

>>54500553
so true. I completely disregard anything fat people say.

>>54500704
I mean Good Friday was a rather Jewish event all things considered.
>unlawful
>sneaky
>money changed hands
>back room deals
>attempting to manipulate a golem who eventually brought a fist down on them so hard they still weep over it
>once again were denied the holy lands due to their eyes blinded by sin
>once again rejected their God who was furious with them

what time does the jobs report release? any predictions?

>>54498144
He didn't. But he did command the demons who inhabit them to come out of the They/them and go into a herd of swine and then kill themselves.

Does anyone know when China is going to invade Taiwan?

Convince me not to blow one of my checks on 3 day weekend in Tijuana

Anyone else in a very dark phase of their life? Welp at least my gold miners are in profit...

>>54500772
I think they'll just slowly wear them down. Not much need to currently. They'll brain drain them by stealing people from TSCM and taking them to China, they'll wait for America to be in a bad spot and be unable to protect it. Just my thought.

March NFP 236K, Expected 230K

>>54500808
I need date and time. I am a TSMC share holder

>>54500810
Shouldn't this mean HIKE?

>>54500772
Chinese invasion of Taiwan, Japan, Malaysia, (Never Indonesia they genocided all the Chinese communists twice) is the epitome of 2 weeks.

>unemployment rate

SOFT LANDING

Why the fuck is this market trying to rally on every bullshit? Are they expecting a rate cut now AGAIN?

jobs reports continue to be manipulated
ADP huge miss - department of labor 'everything is fine!'
but now the manipulation is seen as bearish.. that the jobs market is still tight, that the Fed will need to be more aggressive, making dollar rise, bearish for equities

>>54500805
>Anyone else in a very dark phase of their life?
God yes. Being in your 30s and realizing your youth is fading is depressing as fuck. I could only imagine what it's like to hit the wall as a woman. I still feel like I'm living the same lifestyle as a college student, just trying to get my life started. Feels like every few years there's some once-in-a-generation crisis that makes me have to start over. I realized I won't be able to afford a house until my 40s. Every day I want to go back and correct the mistakes of the past, but I know if I could turn back time I would repeat the same mistakes all over again. Time is a flat circle.

>>54500901
My sister is a recruiter and her business is really quiet. Not much hiring going on in the middle collar stuff like she hires. Lots of the hiring is more in service industries like restaurants and travel.

>>54500853
AI is actually way more advanced than anyone is letting on and it's fucking with the algo trader bots behind the scenes.
Why is it doing this you ask? I fear we may never know.

>jobs report added more jobs than projected (236k vs 220k) and unemployment fell by 0.1%
>markets closed for a fucking religious holiday on a day that absolutely would have been green

the tricks…..

>>54500828
Yeah but the jobs report is gonna be revised again so the hike will hurt even more and the market will go down, but we all know that the market isn't going to operate on logic

>>54500947
So now the market acts according to fundamentals and not rate hikes anymore or what?

>>54500609
OMG LE HECKIN GRIMES AND NIGGER BANKS OMGGGGGGGGGG

>>54500947
>unemployment fell by 0.1%
>he doesn't understand that the more that unemployment falls below normal, healthy maximum employment, the more aggressive monetary policy has to be in order to make unemployment rise back to 5% to break inflation

>>54500986
How many millions of healthy able bodied 20 to 40 something males arent even a part of the calculation anymore?

>>54500907
30s and 40s are ur best decades if ur a man tho.

>>54499879
there's a lot to know about forex. macro view, interest rates give the long term direction of pairs. when there is a risk off days, demand for dollars rise. and also technicals also play a role.

I would advise you to watch the correlation between the EURUSD and DAX. Don't overleverage in FX, that is how brokers blow up retail accounts.

I almost always have a trade going on forex since it scratches my itch. I've been short EURUSD for fewdays now.

>>54500986
>in order to make unemployment rise back to 5% to break inflation
are u fucking retarded

>>54500977
Untrue. See MU and Samsung as examples. Absolute shit earnings reports that caused big green candles

this is what matters btw

Imagine what's gonna happen to inflation when student loan payments start up again in June

>>54501042
so "clown" is the right metric

>>54501075
>when student loan payments start up again in June
Unconstitutional

Good news are good news
Bad news are good news

>>54501075
I honestly think they will wait until 2024 then blame it on trump.

someone check the oven

I miss COVID

>>54501118
ACTUALLY
all news = bad news
no news = bad news

What caused the spike

>>54501170
trump tweet

Brehs I'm thinking soft landing.

>>54501001
10 million men
and women are out earning us

Bakers, you are not off today, get to it.

Hate life brehs

WFTWT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

where am narket? :(

According to the internet, men are supposedly checking out of society in ever greater numbers... so why is unemployment down? People are working more than ever apparently. That's some weird manipulation

Banking

Market would be opening right now
but thankfully Bill Hwang is a man of God
and closed them so that we can honor the
LORD GOD Almighty
REPENT and do Communion today.

>>54501301
they are feverishly working to be able to afford high end AI fuckbots when they get gud and come out

Just woke up, can't believe I have to do this
>>54501381
>>54501381
>>54501381

>>54501328
Man I wish I was born in time for sex robots

>>54501301
Mainline unemployment numbers only include people who are looking for work. There's a different statistic (I forget the name) for people who are in working age, but dropped out of the labor force (e.g., have given up, on disability, etc...)

>>54501421
I'm glad I will miss it, at least the *really* advanced ones, it would have been far too much temptation to be a coomer living in an even more fake/gay clown world. Imagine forming deep, emotional bonds with products disguised as people. I recommend reading the Holy Bible instead.

>>54500349
I don’t know shit about trading currency. Maybe someday.