/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54495906
I post frogs

I am prepared to work for free

>>54495906
I regularly pay woman to pee in my mouth

>>54495906
I'm black and perform anilingus.

>>54495906
> Posts name and address of everyone in HR

I'm I'm easy to work with and good with communicated.

I work well in extremely busy multi-tasking environments and thrive on being spit on and laughed at.

>>54495906
I'm a fat tranny and everyone hates me

>>54495906
This would be an easy task for the AI

>>54495906
N

>>54495944
I'm tempted to create a resume and apply for jobs as a joke just to create responses like this

>>54496049
Hired. How’s 200k annually sound?

>>54495944
Checked and hired. Only sensible answer I've heard all day.

I've been posting on imageboards for over 10 years

I wont actually do any work.

>>54495906
I'm trained in gorilla warfare and have over 300 confirmed kills in the armed forces

>Tell us why we should hire you?

>>54495906
i have not worked a single day in my lifetime

>>54495906
>I have a fully loaded TEC-9 in my bag and nothing to lose in minecraft

I was chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool. Playin some b-ball outside the school when a couple of guys that were up to no good started makin trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle to Bel'aire".

>>54495906
I smoked crack once and was attacked by the giant crackhead nigger I was smoking with. He pounced on my back, knocked me to the ground and put me in a chokehold which completely closed my throat and cut off my breath. I managed to twist around, plant my feet on the ground, pull my head out of the hold, and run away screaming in terror through the streets in a frenzied crack high. I think this experience shows that I'm a fighter and a survivor, and I'm not afraid of taking risks.

>I'm not going to answer this question, it's dumb.
Hired.

>>54495906
I fucked your mother.

>>54495906
I wipe my own ass.

>>54495906
I have been jelqing since I was 5.
As a result, my penis is 8 inches.

>>54496658
This would actually fool a lot of small scale unarmed security contractors kek

>>54495906

No, I don't think I will.

>>54495906
I don't absolutely need the job to live and will call you a nigger, mush your face into your lunch, spark a J in the office and ride off into the sunset never to be seen again if you double cross me. Oh yea and I don't play well with others, especially retards.

>>54496389
This is what /pol/chuds actually believe

My balls are huge, like literal softballs. Yes i can work in short shorts.

I’m proud of my white heritage and I’m very detail oriented

>>54495906
I am directly responsible for the deaths of 87 people, most of whom were children.

>>54496439
Based

>>54495906
I invested in $KOY
>get out of interview
>go back to buying

>>54497145
>t. Frankenstein

>>54495906
>sure
>i have no friends or social life

>>54495906
I saw a goose the other day. Chances are those other fags didn't

>>54495906
I have eaten human meat.

>>54495906
>I pee pee before the poo poo, you no doubt know most other people do the poo poo then the pee pee. I would be a highly valuable asset to this organisation.

>>54495906
you need me more than i need you

>>54495906
test

>>54495944
I would be scared to get called for an interview with this on my resume

>>54501011
I poo poo and pee pee simultaneously. This job is mine.

>>54495906
>he doesn’t just bs about a fake sick relative that you cared for for a couple of months, instantly also explaining the gap in your resume

>>54495906
test

>>54495906
no.

>>54504747

I have 1 million dollars in btc and if btc goes even 2x you'll never hear from me again, not even one minute notice

>>54504738
when can you start?

>>54498567
RIP the godfather

>>54496361
Holy shit, that could be a fun hobby