/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54493944
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,243.011B, 107P = 20.963B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,173.663B, 105P = 20.702B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: No

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>Q4 + FY2022 Earnings 8-K/10-K
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>54493914
I recognize Lum and the Simpsons sneed guy, but who's the redhead?

1st 2 WAGM3

Hodl'ing because there's no other hope for the future.

kek dumbfuck baggies

beb kumbfuck daggies

Holding is so easy. I’m glad to be comfy in here with all of you. WAGMI.

Thanks for adding latest 10-K to the pasta.

I am holding hundreds of trillions of dollars worth of GME, and inflation will only increase my estimated value. I'm not selling until I get what I want for them, and that's that.

Even the shills are jumping to get 1st itt. Wagmi.

>>54493991
Kasumi/Sumire from Persona. It's referencing the resident Kasumi poster.

>>54494024
>

>>54494040 40 40
WAGMI checked.

I’m going to fuck so many baggie wives and moms and there’s nothing you poor baggots can do about it. NGMI

>>54493991
used to be an avatar here

>>54494069
>they're just stealing gme holder's identities and covering them in fudces
shills are so fucking devoid of creative talent it's incredible

T H R E A D T H E M E
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Phb-jdM4WyQ

>>54494078
>used to be an avatar here
Where have they all gone bros?

>>54494148
>Where have they all gone bros?
To gas chamber with hermetically sealed doors.

>>54494148
I usually just lackadaisically lurk while shitposting on /tv/. I've posted only a handful of times in over a year but I'm still here, holding, and comfy

>>54494148
ACK

>>54493944
wagmi

I love GameStop

Fuck you hedge funds give up already

I know I’ll get sneeded and called a shill for this, heck maybe I’ll even get filtered by an avatarfag,
But it would be cool if this thing squeezed

>>54494291
That would be pretty cool, and I'm happy to go about my day just living life while I know hedgefags are working themselves to death trying to keep the lights on.

>>54494148
I’m several different avatars/threadly characters and I’m still here. Threads are anonymous so if I don’t announce I’m here you wouldn’t know you were talking to me. I wonder if that fat fuck who crashed those chicks stream is still here, and yil poster.

>>54494291
sir, this was never a squeeze play

>>54494344
Is this real?

>MOASS
>Mother of All Short Squeezes
>Not a squeeze
It has always been about the squeeze and anyone who says otherwise is a retard

why no moass?

>>54494406
We can't fucking squeeze

>>54494405
Ser I was here for more ass pictures. It’s illegal to coordinate a short squeeze.

I'm really getting tired of not being rich. How much longer can those dirty criminal hedge cunts keep kicking this goddamn can?

I'M FUCKING GAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54494344
checked and ah, I missed these and the Jimothy Kramerton posts

>>54494405
sir, I need you to stay calm

The Cake trillogy was peak internet, it's all been downhill from there

I hope your lives gets worse
~BofA

>>54494562
>no link
nice photoshop
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>54494562
>2022
You tryna get us agitated or something

>>54494576
>>54494582
Just was looking at my old saved images from these threads in my folder while I was revisiting my old schizo posts.. looks like since they renamed the article lol.

https://theintercept.com/2022/07/29/bank-of-america-worker-conditions-worse/

For all those who gave up their vices for lent. I salute you. Christ is soon to be risen, I bid you all a Happy Maundy Thursday.

Christ saves.
xxx

>>54494343
>working themselves to death trying to keep the lights on.
Me too though :(

>>54494291
sneed shill
filtered

>>54494562
>I hope your lives gets worse
>~BofA
me: You too motherfuckers. <3

>>54494619
I honestly would rather have the women and money, but go ahead, God, live your dream

Kek baggies

I really can't believe this has dragged on longer than it has. I can wait though, but I won't deny that the unending chicanery from Wall Street really pisses me off.

>>54494739
>I really can't believe this has dragged on longer than it has
Me neither

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Under Siege French Hedgies can do about it.

WAGMI

>>54493944
Czeched

Wassup baggot tards. Comfy amirite?

>>54494344
as right as shillies and hedgies are mad.

>>54494739
It has been plaguing every waking minute of my life as a backdrop to my every day activities but I’m not going to allow them that pleasure anymore. My plan is to limit my financial rage to just the weekends from here on, then can catch up on societal collapse in one sitting.

Probably healthier, I’ve become way too autistic about banking collapses and US hegemony insofaras I end up unintentionally mentioning it with normies and get the fluoride stare. Can’t let it occupy this much of my bandwidth

>>54494850
>pls kick me in the face qt3.14

>>54494859 see
>>54494927
also
>>54494344 checked
ihazthedumb appurently

>captcha: GDP DP
with a jew id kek

>>54494943
>Probably healthier, I’ve become way too autistic about banking collapses and US hegemony insofaras I end up unintentionally mentioning it with normies and get the fluoride stare. Can’t let it occupy this much of my bandwidth
Same. I need to refocus my energy into finding a new job because god knows that shit feels impossible these days

>>54494988
I constantly forget that normies have absolutely no idea what's going on in the world

>>54495005
What they think are the important issues of the world are whatever MSM shits right into their mouths. Quite sad that the majority of people truly don't know how bad it really is.

>tfw MOASS

If motherfuckers cant hold through simple Jewish can kicking, then how do they expect to hold through 25-50 thousand price swings?

>>54495019
A group of coworkers were clapping about Donald Trump getting indicted. I asked them if they saw any headlines about Leo testifying against Obama and two of them thought it was outrageous anyone would testify against an ex-president in the same breath. I thought it was really funny.

Chads who quit there jobs cause moass was right around the corner, how's it going? You still jobless and waiting or did you end up selling a little bit of gme, or did you end up getting a part time job for the wait?

>>54495088
checked and kekked, we are truly in clown world

GME was never about a squeeze, it's always been about a deep value play. Ignore redditor moonboys.

Genetically engineered gamestop catgirl waifu employees. Think about it. We wouldn't even need to pay them and they could replace regular workers.

>>54495169
GME was never about a long term ROI. GME is a way of being.

>>54495005
>5005
>>54494988
>88
Nice numerals, fellas. My semi-normie buddy just started flooding me with things about the bank collapses and the riots in france and I had to take a moment to compose myself before reminding him that I called it, 2 goddamn years ago.
His response?
"Yeah, you're always ahead of the curve, bro. That's why I'm showing you, I know you've been waiting for this lol"
This same motherfucker... THIS SAME MOTHERFUCKER... would not buy ONE (1) SINGULAR SHARE OF GAMESTOP, even when I offered to pay for it myself, and open the account for him.
Each day, I find myself further torn between my contempt for the corrupted teachings of the hassidic cult, and my fear that so many "people" may actually truly deeply be "goyim."
I denounce the talmud and I hate the antichrist.
I just wish God would not so thoroughly test my faith.

>>54495227
Train the catgirls to bite Seasoning-Americans.

>>54495256
>and my fear that so many "people" may actually truly deeply be "goyim."
Perhaps we're the chosenites all along

>>54495088
Well, when it all comes crashing down at least you don't have to feel bad for them

GME will squeeze as a result of its fundamental. Idk why people think it has to be one or the other. There don’t seem to be many shills here, so this new argument about whether it’s about a squeeze or not or whatever the fuck people are trying to say kinda glows. I just like the stock and I expect it to squeeze as conditions continue improve for GameStop. Simply put, people don’t short companies that suck, and the less GameStop sucks, the more likely shorts are to close. It’s pretty basic stuff.

>>54495142
It would certainly be cool if it happened soon but I'm not really in a rush. Have been looking for a software engineer position in the meantime, but job market has been slower than I expected. H1B layoffs have been making it a lot more competitive because they're all applying for new positions to stay in the country and they're a lot more desperate than I am.

Oh boy.
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1643988544665579520

>>54495302
kek crypto baggies

>>54495297
>people don’t short companies that suck
That don’t suck*

>>54495245
>kennytubbies
top work by top men

>>54495297
We will literally outlast the shortsellers, getting rid of the timer by becoming profitable was the single most important thing the company could have done. We can now go on indefinitely.

>>54495302
NO GOY DONT YOU UNDERSTAND YOU CANT JUST CREATE TRUSTLESS PAYMENT NETWORKS THAT JUST WORK WITHOUT HUMAN GREED CORRUPTING IT IS IT AGAINST HEBREW NATIONAL INTERESTS

YOU NEED TRUSTED NETWORKS TRUST US THE PEOPLE WHO DEVALUE YOUR WEALTH THROUGH AT A WHIM INFLATION

I got one of glitches for once.

>>54494739
I grew up waiting for Duke Nukem 3D, I spent most of my youth waiting for Versus XIII and KH3, and I'm still waiting for HL3.

They don't understand. HFT and the quarterly cycle have fried their senses.

>>54495397
Well strictly speaking they're right, the ability to lock people out of SWIFT is the only reason US sanctions have any teeth, and sanctions are often used on national security problems. This would be much less of a problem if the US admitted we're an empire and actually conquered these people rather than playing Jewish shadow puppet games.

>>54495302
Hyperinflation signal right there.

>>54495412
She literally wants the US debt to become 50 Trillion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0inUP6W20I&t=140

>>54494739
Gamers are actually quite good at the whole delayed gratification concept. Significantly better at it than they were expecting in my opinion.

>>54495485
Buying and DRSing shares is literally just grinding mats via W-2 income to unlock a reward. If gamers will spend months grinding for better horse armor or waifu jpegs, spending years for literal retire-now money is a no brainer.

>>54495297
HOLY SHIT IS THAT FROM SLAY THE SPIRE
I FREAKING LOVE THAT GAME
XDDDDDDDDDD
POISON BUILD FTW!

>>54495518
autism speaks, it's time to listen

>>54495245
>that zoom on Kenny's eyes
Hive Mind strikes again. I find myself finding the largest photo of The Mayo King I have, and zooming in as far on his eyes as I can. The look of sheer desperation, one-more-day copium, and amphetamines is endlessly hilarious to me.

>>54495485
Agreed, whenever I picked up special armor or weapons in game I would never use them unless there was no other way. Oftentimes I would complete levels/the game with a full armory/kit because of the need to preserve it for a greater challenge.

We have unironically been training for this moment our whole lives

>>54495518
What’s wrong with slay the spire? It’s a good game. Probably the best game.

Did anyone notice how Gamestop hasn't been keeping most of their money in banks? They've been stacking T-bills for a while now, banks start failing and suddenly they look like geniuses.

MO ASS TOMORROW BTW

Keep up the buying and DRSing and booking! We've got the hedgies by the balls now, sers!

>>54495667
This works especially well for them because they're free cash flow positive so they can just hold to maturity to avoid the SVB failure mode.

>>54495700
One day, my friend.

Im so tired, bros

>>54495753
kek sleepies
take a nap nigga

>>54495753
go to sleep

>>54494259
GameStoppers will WAGMI.
DRS is their achilles heel.

>>54495667
Brokers can FTD treasuries--Trimbath has tweeted about it. I ladder T-bills using treasury direct myself..it's a good strategy IMO if you don't want to gamble that money and need to access it within' a couple weeks.

>>54494562
I don't even get this. You want average mutts to default on their loans even more than they are now so your incompetent banks can achieve insolvency more quickly wow ebin

Shills ain't shit and they ain't sayin' nothing,
A hundred streetshitters can't tell me nothing,
shorts in the trap, short-shorts in the trap!
shorts in the trap, short-shorts in the trap!

>>54495953
>You want average mutts to default on their loans even more than they are now so your incompetent banks can achieve insolvency more quickly
It means they're angling for a bailout.

Gosh I would take a grand right now honestly.

>>54495989
The however many trillions they printed during covid was the bailout though. If they print more to bailout bank(s) it'll just cause more inflation and further poison whatever bags of shit the remaining banks are holding.

>>54496033
>The however many trillions they printed during covid was the bailout though
Yes, and they've already burnt through it a la SVB style, hence the need for more.

>>54495508
subtracting the opportunity cost the upside is still financial freedom

>>54495508
correct

GME is a long term play. It's just that the length is 2 years. WAGMI tomorrow!

Bullish

>>54496154
Hey, that guy kinda looks Jewish!

>>54496185
I assure you he's more Jewish than "kinda"

New Pokémon NFT just dropped.
I think I got a good one bros

>>54496154
>>54496185
>>54496193
market's closed tomorrow my fellow chosenites

I wonder how much he made from these?

>>54496213
>market's closed tomorrow my fellow chosenites
Every time we're gonna squeeze they close it!

>>54493944
kek dumb fuck baggots

>>54495400

I do love it when gme "glitches"

>>54496020

me too but 9000x that

Still no moass, eh champ?

New tranny tweet dropped and already deleted

>>54494344
i also believe that there were 3 twin towers also.

>>54496234
Friendly reminder that GME is the chosen stock of God.

>>54496355
What’s up with burry anyway? Why Cassandra? Is he really at tranny?

>>54496381
>why cassandra
Please tell me you aren’t actually this fucking stupid

>>54496381
Kek, Cassandra from Greek mythology was cursed with the gift of prophecy but no one listened to the cunt. Basically Burry is full of himself.

>>54496381
>Why Cassandra
It's short for casserole

>>54496381
do you hold BBBY?

total baggot death

My wife has turned me into a Jonas brothers fan

After MOASS I’m gonna get front row tickets and backstage passes so I can call them faggots for getting their catchy ass WHAT A MAN GOTTA DO song stick in my head. Except Kevin. He’s cool

>>54496398
>>54496409
Lol pissbabies

>mfw EA is removing BFBC2 from steam on April 28 and shutting down the online servers in December
Just when I thought they couldn't stoop any lower, they just can't help themselves. Literally worse than Citadel. I swear if I actually do become wealthy beyond imagination due to moass, I'm gonna become an activist investor and buy out a massive portion of EA stock. Then I'm gonna make Dice great again, with games being released the way God intended.

>>54496355
to a skilled luthier to finish the job?

>>54496420
>release server software to community
>upload an official torrent for the game files
>sell NFT licenses on the GS marketplace
>rinse and repeat for all owned IPs
>profitability soars beyond boomers' wildest imagination

>>54496420
I’m gonna but the Halo IP from Microsoft and make a new halo game with no sprint, no loadouts and no bloom shots like Halo 2 and 3

No battle passes no bullshit. Oh and I’m bringing back the 1-50 ranking system

>>54496420
Sorry anon, you'll need systemic change. You'll have to fire all the women and trannies working there. Better to just start over and let them burn.

Amc shitting on you
Crypto shitting on you
Kek dumbfuck baggies

>3 whole days of no market activity
FUUUUUCK YOU GIVE ME MY MONEY NOW YOU FUCKING KIKE RATS, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

>>54496458
Just buy an Xbox retard

teddy.com is a flex for a domain name, that shit was not 12 dollars for sure

Kek fucking crypto idiots

Instead of spending your time in some bullshit willy wonka fantasy, how about put some thought and planning into improving your actual life?

Holy shit lmao look at these dumb crypto baggies. Holy shit LMAO I'm gonna buy all of the halo IPs

>>54496507
>teddy publishing
holy shit.

>>54496420
More Mirror's Edge, ignoring Catalyst, please. (I liked Catalyst's aesthetic, to a degree, but it doesn't fit ME's vibe. It doesn't need to be futuristic; the environments need to feel real. No fucking UE stock assets.)

>>54496534
Muh children's books. How's that working out for your stock price?

>>54496355
to a skilled luthier to finish the job?

>>54496507
>>54496534
This kike continues to wring us dry. Fr tho I'm gonna buy a few of these books to read to my kids.

>>54496438
>>54496540
>to a skilled luthier to finish the job?
to a skilled luthier to finish the job.

>>54496355
I think hes saying that everything hes been tweeting the last couple weeks about being wrong about selling were farcical. The guitar is hung the wrong way, up is down, opposite meanings.

>>54496574
So he was write to say sell but actually he means tacky guitars?

i think ryan cohen is going to tweet this week

>>54496584
Turbo baggot cope. The market is NEVER crashing

>>54496458
Incredibly based.

>>54496420
>and buy out a massive portion of EA stock
avenge Westwood

Lol, someone asked trump at mar-a-lago what he thought about GameStop and he said it’s a loser stock.

>>54496716
>source: your anus

I wish to will Ronald Reagan back from the dead to terrorize Ken Griffin’s purple drink sipping, money-counterfeiting (le old fake $20 for a gas station banana trick), pop-corn nigger porch monkey ass back to the depth of the black nigger-goblin Jew hole he was manifested by Satan in.

>>54496572

>>54496605
I believe you because I want it to be true

>>54496772
kek Kenny on ledge watch

>>54496716
Total failure. A complete disaster. Real shame. Ever since that, uh, Ryan Cohen I think it was? Ever since they put him in there It’s just been downhill from there. Can you believe it? And those totally delusional baggies cheer for it, while the chairman does nothing for them. It’s like highway robbery, but they’re happy about it? Very, very sad.

>>54496806
I know you’re joking, but here what he actually said:
> Well, let me tell you, GameStop stock is a loser stock, folks. It's a complete scam, if you ask me. I mean, who in their right mind would invest in a company that sells video games in the age of digital downloads? It's just ridiculous.

>I know some people think they can make a quick buck off of it, but they're just being taken for a ride. And let me be clear, I know a thing or two about making money. I'm a very successful businessman, and I can tell you that GameStop is not the way to go.

>So my advice to anyone thinking about investing in GameStop is simple: stay away. Save your money for something that actually has a chance of making you a profit. GameStop is a loser stock, and it always will be.

>54496806

>>54496806
give this anon a late night comedy show right now!

>>54496850
i bet trumpenstein also has shorts trapped in gamestop. what if trump not just goes to prison but will also be bankrupted by gamestop?

>>54496908
You liberal baggies think you can get trump with a short squeeze - keep dreaming. Can’t wait for all the liberal tears when GameStop goes bankrupt.

>>54496908
Peak clown timeline
I’m willing it into existence

>>54496716
>he said it's a loser stock
>loser
Well he'd know.

>>54496850
I heard Hillary Clinton and Epstein making the same points. Guess it's time to sell.

>>54496945
shit, if hes been hear from where not even the trees make noise... must be true. time to fold boys. pack the poodle and head on home.
>X4A GAY

kek baggies just fucking sell already

>>54496916
ok mr goldstein

>>54497192
I will sell…
My USD for more GME

>>54497192
lol no

post-moass im going to find a nice Christian woman and marry her

Imagine still being a GME baggie in 2023. How red are you baggies? Kek baggies

>>54497297
I’m green

Well these guys decided to take a different approach. Huh

https://twitter.com/bambkb/status/1643968754756337665?t=CFuEtVyP6iGJY0FItBZN_A&s=19

>>54497422
based and checked

Where do you think we stand on the browsing fedboy's threat level matrix? I know you're here, Eglin. You can tell us.

It's pretty crazy everything depends on Ryan Cohen. Praying for his safety. As we saw with Bobby Lee, most tech billionaires are soft assholes prone to getting stabbed

>>54497422
Gosh, imagine if Ryan Cohen was in that mob. He'd get stabbed for sure. Fuck, hope he's safe.

>>54497422
Chimpouts are so last century

>54497493
>54497510

>>54496467
I thought originally you meant the past three days because the price hasn't moved

>>54496420
Please put Bioware out of its misery. Kill Dragon Age 4 and ME5

>>54497422
How did france get so based?

Please no incitements to violence, sers.

>>54497660
Buy GME.

How's that for an incitement for violence?

do it faster

Slow and steady lads.

Pretty obvious shill strategy being employed at SS.
If you know you know.
I just like this stock, and this company. I believe in its fundamental turnaround and future profitability and possible shareholder returns. I am in no way participating in group buying or any attempt to harm the sanctity of our incredible and virtuous markets. American markets are the best in the world and I would never wish harm or damage to them, and I would certainly never try to intentionally disrupt the free market of the NYSE.
I just like this stock and will continue to purchase it. I also like to register my shares in my name using the transfer agent because I like the color purple.

>>54497338
>r-hood

yikes. good luck to you.

>>54497975
If I want to say the markets are fake and gay and full of criminal activity that is inexcusable in a free market, there's nothing anyone can do about it. I bought the stock because it was funny as fuck and made people I hate seethe, and I direct registered it to book entry so that it's in my name with the same rights as paper certificates in my fucking hands. Fuck reddit, fuck everyone else, fuck this place for allowing an army of street shitters to engage in collusion and mass sentiment manipulation, and you can seethe about it too if you don't like it.

i need a win in my life right now, god I hope gme shoots up soon.

>>54497781
h-hey now...

>>54496908
He guys, there are 2 groups who hate Trump this much. I'm bring super real. The first are leftist, but they are all broke waiting for the government to hand them money, so you would never catch them in a financial message board. The other is Wall Street. Wall Street and the federal government. Anyone that's around knows Wall Street absolutely seeths at the mere mention of Trump. This makes it easy to find those posers here. If you want to get them going....incorporate Trump in your insults. They will not be able to hold their anger in. Works every time.

>>54498187
We're going to build a wall around our book entry shares and hedgies are going to pay for it.

>>54498064
>fuck this place for allowing an army of street shitters to engage in collusion and mass sentiment manipulation
You're free to stop posting here on a public forum and post somewhere restricted though? But you're a literal retard so idk.

Fed pause in May and pivot in July? Market seems to think so. Emergency rate cuts more than likely. This is not what they had in mind. Fuck. I'm salivating at the thought. Long time coming. Decades, centuries even. You've made your bed, now it's time to tear your throat out, cut your hands off and sleep for eternity.

>>54498264
they're gonna hyperinflate.

>>54498280
Nah. There will be no pivot.

>>54498187
Well, let me tell you folks, Wall Street and the Federal Reserve, they're no good, no good at all. They're all crooks and thieves, just like Sleepy Joe Biden and the fake news media. They don't care about you, they only care about lining their own pockets.

Wall Street, they're the ones who caused the financial crisis back in 2008, and they're still up to their old tricks. They take your hard-earned money and gamble it away on risky investments. And when it all comes crashing down, who do they turn to? That's right, the American taxpayers. We bailed them out once, and they're just waiting for the next time they can stick their hands in our pockets.

And the Federal Reserve, they're just printing money out of thin air, devaluing our currency and causing inflation. They think they can control the economy, but they're just making things worse. They're owned by the big banks and the globalists, and they're not looking out for us.

So let me tell you, folks, we need to take back control from Wall Street and the Federal Reserve. We need to put America first and make sure our economy works for the hardworking men and women of this country, not just the elites. Together, we can make America great again!

>>54498298
Refusing to pivot just hurts long duration bond holders like banks, while on the other hand they are already reinflating with more asset purchases and loans to those same stressed banks. It does give them cover to go higher for longer but it's like they want both inflation of the currency AND bankruptcies in the finance sector, which is indeed an odd objective to be pursuing as a central bank.

>>54498377
They're bailing out treasuries, not (C)MBS. The goal is to crush MBSes as a "safe" investment class so we can finally finish recovering from 2008.

>>54498377
Here's your pivot.

>>54498454
they're letting banks realize losses while simultaneously inflating the currency through direct asset purchases and loans. Treasury also keeps trying to juice the money supply during this time. It's an odd duality.

>>54498443
I don't see a commitment yet on crushing MBS, the fed could sell their MBS balance sheet and wipe out the market for MBS overnight. They own something ridiculous like half of all MBS products, they were also the primary buyer of new MBS before they paused purchases. They want housing down but they aren't acting like they want prices to fall too much.

>>54498302
unmeloned wata witnessed

And this is ultimately why I think we get hyperinflation, central banks have leaky balance sheets. The money isn't staying at in the central bank, it's pouring out into the global markets, it's going into the markets and even moreso it's being funneled into crypto markets. If you wanted to get conspiratorial about this the FDIC now owns two crypto banks with direct exchange access and fedwire connection. The market and crypto market bottoms have been seemingly caused by central bank balance sheet expansions.

>>54498498
They're trying to get the last boomers over the 65 year old finish line at the end of next year and then pull the rug once the boombooms are all in cash or treasuries.

>>54498593
I think the money markets are in trouble quite honestly. That's what the RRP is for, it's been there to stabilize the money markets. Rate risk, which took out Silicon Valley Bank, is exactly the same for a money market. Withdrawals from money markets, which boombooms will start doing when they retire and need to start sipping their savings will force the money markets to realize losses.

A 3 cent depeg was all it took to sweep the legs from money markets in 2008 and there's not a bond out there right now that's not down less than 3%, Silicon Valley's bond portfolio was down like 50%. I swear there's some kind of divine intervention here cause it's literally called 'buck breaking' when a money market depegs.

>>54498681
where is buck breaking kenny guy when you need him?

you niggers talk like ooh it's about to happen, ooh thats gonna be big, ooh fuck they don't know whats about to happen, ooh this is like we've never seen before. THE QUESTION IS WHY WE ARE STILL HERE AFTER 2 (TWO) FUCKING YEARS????WHEN MOTHERFUCKERS??? WHENNNNNNNNN? AAAAAAAAAAA I won't be surprised if we continue to crab like this for another year or two. The economy should have been dead in the middle of 2021. I remember talks that everything will end before september 2021 because there were laws that had been passed to protect markets when hedge funds fail. it's FUCKIN APRIL 2023 SOON to be 2024. We are actually going into 2024. RYAN COHEN FUCK YOU BASTARD. FUCK YOU! AND I AM SO SICK OF YOU ALL ALSO. BUT THIS IS THE PRISON THAT I"VE GOT MYSELF IN, SO IM GONNA DIE WITH MY SHARES DEEP IN THE RED.

>>54498681

>>54498765
I am convinced you are a hedgie shill attempting to astroturf anti-cone sentiment as a strawman with your 24 hour rants and seethe. I read the archives.

Here's your only (you). Stay mad.

>>54498800
I agree with this statement

>>54498800
nigger, nigga, jews, hall of cost, fuck ken griffin, fuck citadel here is your passcode for hedgie shill

>>54498765
You can sell at any time but it seems like you don't own any shares

>NIGGERARIANS RAIDING THEIR CENTRAL BANK
Oy vey.

>>54498848

>>54498975
>Nigeria, the world's capitol of capitalism.

>>54499015
Methinks snow nigerians are behind much of the anti-American fudposting, and it's up to Americans to unfuckulate their currency and banking systems to a level sufficient to make snow nigerian shitposting ineffectual, which is the entire reason why owning GME isn't declared a terrorist activity punishable with time in prison and is also why openly shitting on the banking system doesn't get people disappeared. I hate snow nigerians as much as the next red blooded patriot but finance here is a special kind of fucked that only longing GME can fix - not violence, mostly because the state has a monopoly on it.

This is probably the most bored I’ve been in this entire 26 month old saga

>>54499109
If there's not a resolution by this fall or winter at the latest I doubt there ever will be one, so just load up until then and hope for the best.

>>54498848

Daily reminder
https://isthesqueezesquoze.com/

>>54498975
They're raiding the banks for what? $34.16? It's over.

>>54498870
i don't want to sell, you fat fuck. i want to win. i want to laugh at shills and hedgies. I want to tell everybody i told you so. I want to say gamestop is the best and Ryan Cohen got this. But right now we look like idiots, shills look like they knew it from the start and you can't even find RYAN COHEN anywhere. The man just disappeared. He literally said retail who? and closed the door. I just hope he has some great plan and this is dip before the rip but as the days go by and we are closer to 2024. My hopes are getting crushed one bit at a time.

>>54499609
I was an idiot from the start.

I'm only single digits down.
I would have already lost all of my money several times timing the bank collapses, buying shitcoins or jumping into bbby.
How is this not the best play?

lol, lmao

>>54499759
That's what I'm saying
At this price I'm a few % green but had I instead tried to time the market everywhere else I'd likely be -70% by now

>>54499568
They are redeeming from that wealthy Niggerarian Prince who emailed them in the 90s.

Why is we not rich yet? Fr fr no cap I'm holding this stock for years bro. When is we be making sum money?

>>54499568
Were, date for the tweet is in Feb.

>>54499975
Today is day 806 since the squeeze. Kek baggies

>>54499609
Ooh it's about to happen
Hedgies are fukt
Buy more shares

>>54499546
Holy shit is this still being updated?

Is someone afraid of the inflation caused by regularly increasing purchases of consumer goods such as by anheuser busch? I love coke!

If only the BLMonkeys were smart enough to target Jews instead of small businesses

Maybe if we convince the Americans that there are free Big Macs in Citadel HQ they'll do something about it

>>54499568
Nigeria is a minor oil power.

I lost 1300 to the BBBY shill op. How do I mentally recover from this? I was even saying for months beforehand that it was a distraction pushed by hedgies and I still fell for it. That's $1300 that could have gone into the one true stock. I hate myself and I'm going bald.

I just really wanted GME to moon so I could get a wife and kids with my remaining hair and tendies. Greed overtook me, sorry anons. I'm still holding my 1500 GME, hopefully that's enough to make it with.

>>54500638
Just think of it as an expensive lesson that literally ANYTHING else in these threads besides GME is a distraction

>>54500638
His name is Michael Kite and there’s a reason we all hate him

How badly are you into the red?
-30% down here

>>54500638
>Holding 1500 GME
>Crying over $1300

Don't forget to set up a dynasty trust in South Dakota so your heirs can blow all that money on drugs and HRT.
WAGMI

>>54500658
Don't know cause it doesn't matter

>>54493944
still not rich.

>>54500677
>it doesn't matter
Of course it does

>54500698
>your price points on a manipulated stock matter
No it doesn't. It would only matter if I had any intention to sell which I currently do not.

>Hedge fund managers holding GME shorts would really, really like to convince GME stock holders to sell them some shares right now, before it climbs any higher, so that they can return the shares they borrowed and get out before they get steamrolled into bankrupcy. And they've got lots of tools at their disposal to do this: they can pump up other stocks to create FOMO, causing GME holders to sell their shares to go chase some shiny new meme. They can hire PR companies to astroturf these stocks on Elon Musk fan clubs and gambling forums. They can buy up shares and then, after trading hours are over, sell them in progressively cheaper tranches to drive down the stock price. They can wipe the hobo blood off their wattle and go cry on television about how they're being bullied. They can use the reprieve granted by two-bit brokerages too poor to meet clearninghouse fees to unload their short position. They have, in fact, tried all of these things. But it hasn't worked - GME's price is higher than ever. It's out of control, now - there are too many people involved. There are other institutions involved, trying to extract maximum profit out of the shorts. The meme has reached critical mass
t.isthesqueezesquoze dot com

Convince me GME is a better play than BBBY right now

>54500809
If you need convincing at this stage you don't deserve to make it

>>54500832
>at this stage
Bro we’re less than halfway there
5+ more years to go until we’re rich

>mfw shills go from trying to /pol/bait to talking out their crusty poo ridden assholes about my investment

>>54500809
lol. lmao.
picrel.
>>54500832
thought thief.

GOOD MORNING SERS
>>>/pol/422640217
>>>/lgbt/30417345

>>54500930
>no timestamps
Seems fake and gay

Fuck this bullshit market

Any of you anons regret being born like myself? Waiting for this squeeze has been a curse. Hopefully we will WAGMI soon so those who want peace can find it.

>>54501057
>Any of you anons regret being born like myself
Just about every day. Considering leaving my career to move to another country and try opening up a business there

>>54501057
I regret the fact that I thought RC Chobani was different. How he can sit there and watch investors getting shafted so raw when we all jumped in around the 200+ mark is sickening.

DO SOMETHING CHOBANI!

>>54501104
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
this but unironically, I've been edging for two years now

The fucking Teddy thing unironically pisses me off, if he wanted to shill his books for superstonkers he could have at least sold them through Gamestop to boost GME sales but benchod pocketed aaaaallll of the money for himself and doesn't seem to be doing anything for Gamestop.

>>54501175
>doesn't seem to be doing anything for Gamestop.
What about turning the company into a profitable business? Is that not something?

>54501175
>mfw I am become sneed, destroyer of chucks

>>54501175
I want rc to buy ads for the teddy book collection on /biz so bad

>>54501218
They barely made profit in Q4, Q1 is the worst month and we're going to lose at least 75 million in Q1. Even if we don't we will get a small boost to the price then it will peak and get shorted down again like what is happening right now after Q4 earnings. Benchod isn't doing anything about the shorts while us investors are dying because of the economy.

Benchod is scrapping all long term transformation plans and focusing on rick and morty again which might work very short term but in 3 years rick and morty retailers are still dead and Gamestop NEEEEEDS to come up with other more profitable revenue streams but all of their plans have failed because benchod doesn't have a real plan, he's just a grifting Adam Aron 2.0 who does stock splits that don't do anything because superstink asked him to. Just tries to pump his bags every few months to give us hope that will be crushed and then we lose -5% per day every day for a month again. Can't wait to be at 15 dollar price again.

my DRS transfer arrive
MOASS Monday

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

test

>>54501258
>>54501291
Jesus Christ you’re annoying. If you’re so upset then sell. I don’t believe you actually hold any though.

>>54500698
>Being temporarily red 20% matters when the floor is 100 million
Lmao

>>54501596
My motherboard died and i need to pay thousands for a new machine but all of my money is stuck in this shit stock. It's just tough..

>>54493944
kek dumb fuck baggots

>>54501630
You must be that faggot crying about it's preorder, I hope someone hunts you down with some jogger-bred pitbulls

>>54501057
Ngmi baggieback bitch

Why are the threads so slow these days? Have all the shills gone somewhere else?
I know none of you holders have any social lives

I know some anons are on GME since December since a glorious faggot shilled it to me on a /tv/ bane thread back then, but I didn't buy anything till the 28th, is anyone in since November 21? Fuck, it's been a long trek

bros the marketwatch ticker is stuck on yesterday's data
MOASS is right now

I’m here since june 2021 and I feel pretty dumb. Down tens of thousands and feel like shit, but I only have myself to blame for being greedy. It is now a long term hold based on fundamentals. It will blow up when NFTs become mainstream in a couple of years

>>54501749
Market's closed today.

>>54501750
>bane thread

>>54501749
>don't have social lives.
>being here even when the market is closed
>being here even when the thread is dead

You shills love to project. You have to be here even when the market is closed and you are worried about us? Lol. That is dedication to the wage my man.
You keep this up you will be middle management in no time.

>>54501777
>NFTs become mainstream
im gonna check you, but nft was a stupid idea by byron, ryankagi and his snakeoil salesmen. Basically RC was deceived by the ability of those men to make great promises. RC is not a programmer but he is visionary, so kind of he bought the idea that nfts will change the whole world or some shit. Of course it was all talk and no delivery in the end. So, RC looking at other ways. Lets hope that he won't listen to Jewish team then we are all fucked. If he buys to jewish promises we are literally dead.

>>54501763
Yahoo is showing the same for me. What the fuck?? There’s really only one explanation … crime.

>>54501763
And Easter ain’t a market holiday either because the Jews hate Jesus. So what’s going on?

God save Ryan Cohen, because he is there alone. Thats why he was always referring to his father. The man cant trust anybody, but you cant pull it off on your own. You have to cooperate with people. Fucking byron and his 10x times reports. Crooks is what i call them.

"Oh look we are changing the whole finance world from our rooms. We don't even have to get out of our houses. NFTs are the future. You are gonna love it, Ryan."
Those bastards. I hate them. Can someone tell byron to FUCK OFF. Holy shit those crooks are unbelievable

>>54501763
>>54501911
>>54501924
Not sure if shitposts or actual idiots.

i cant wait to sneak out
funny thing is

>>54501965
you are good man, but dont waste your time on those idiots. They are just children that wanna play

baker opened his one eye, i felt that. but he's still sleeping

>>54501888
We both got digits. What does it mean? I think I’m right and I also think Ryan is a genius

>>54501965
Is it open on Monday?

>>54502017
holy fuck it's MOASS

>>54502031
yes

>>54501999
Why does that sound like something a generic Russian character in a movie would say

Holy shit. I've never seen the stock crab this hard. It's like it isn't moving at all.

Guys, you didn't hear it from me but
we are gonna WAGMI on

420

Is flat theory back on the menu?

guys how much do you think it will cost to get a big dick male to make my wife squirt post-MOASS?

>>54502087
based noticer

>>54502199
I’ll do it for free right now

>>54502087
In GMERICA stock hold you

>>54501777
>>54501888
>trips recognizes trips
witnessed

>>54501999
and 9's, good thread

Baker be like

And baker got dubs God damn

>>54502586
>>54502586
>>54502586
Threaded.

>>54494241
>>54494850
WAGMI.

>>54495227
Based.

>>54496420
>BFBC2 is joining the EA graveyard.
Lame.
>>54496688 Checked
And Bullfrog too.

>>54498800
You never have to look far because he does it every thread

>>54501798
He knows
He regularly says stupid things for attention like his flipping stance on bbby for example

no price movement today??