/biz/ - Business & Finance

Startprogramm: Hyperkrabbe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA

>>54490182
That thing must have a hard time eating off the ground

>they bought the top of SOXL again

plby btw ;)

>>54490234
i told them. they didnt listen. they never do.

>>54490214
Thing only feeds on cocks. Literally just gets the boners from the hips of men between the horns. I have no respect for this animal and want to kill it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flSVN2Ksyuc

oil rising

>>54490256

>>54490256
It must be a special bred animal and for some reason they didn’t want it to graze from the ground. No way would that naturally evolve.

>>54490271
Yo I listened to yours you gotta heat mine.

https://youtu.be/C_CSjcm-z1w

>>54490256
>baggot immediately thinks about eating cocks after watching a dumb video
why haven't you killed yourself, you retarded attention whore?

>>54490256
oh so its related to you?

>>54490306
timer doesn't work out like that. it's a 4 minute song big boy.

>>54490306
And if you're gonna go that route, this is what everyone on /biz/ needs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Z9-QCmZyw

Good thing I slurped CLF

>>54490182
3d anime is a joke and an affront to god. wooden trash. 3dpd

>>54490330
>>54490330
EEEWWW
Sorry about that. Try this and not kill your ears with shitty levels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNnb1NfLrK4
Ennis Broadcasting.

>>54490306
Speaking about my girl...
https://youtu.be/jUbitAVliHk

>AI
>SOUN
>BBAI
>GFAI
>AMST

Anyone do a welfare check on FRC 33/share baggie? Told him to slurp AI yesterday.

>it's going to crab again

Oh no, BOIL "stfu about contract roll" sistas, not like that.
WE TOLD YA THAT WE DIDN'T WANNA SEE YA GET
HOOOOOOOKED

>>54490182
Shill me some good defense/military stocks

real thread theme btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1CzlXmCN4c

>>54490315
Hard keying right now

>>54490362
Already missed the LMT spike out of nowhere the other day (got a juicy contract).

>>54490342

>>54490362
rheinmetall is comfy to hold I heard

>>54490362
>>54490379
any others to look towards?

So what’s the deal with T bills. Isn’t now the time to buy them since the feds pretty close to lowering rates??

Today is a temporary pullback. The meltup will continue.

>>54490401
>today
And the past 4 days were...?

Bought more FRC today. How fucked am I?

>>54490406
Thank you for your liquidity

>>54490404
A temporary pullback too.

don't tell me that the eastern jesus stuff will close the markets on friday and monday

>>54490370
real real thread theme btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxE9EIrKbOg

Boring crab day
Boring crab week
What should I break my fast with today? I'm thinking chicken wings later tonight or maybe a small sandwich for lunch. I dunno.

>>54490406
you alive >>54490355

>>54490441
not in the "AI" casino

When I make it with FRC I’m moving to Florida. I know, I know, it’s just well... I’m going to do it

Bullish

>>54490441
They look so sad! Wonder why

Heal.

>>54490451
florida sucks dude im moving to washington and thats in spite of their politics

>>54490473
>florida sucks
this is NOT A LIE!

>>54490473
Sadly, I've come to realize this. The states with the cool laws and the nice conservative vibes are really shit to live in, whereas the leftarded states with free HIV infections are much nicer. Better opportunities, people tend to be smarter despite the brainwashing, better amenities, usually better weather as well, etc.

>>54490448
>Short seller: their financials are really sketchy
>Stock dumps
>C3.AI: actually that's been deboonked sweaty
>Stock pumps
I had no idea it was that easy

>>54490355
Why didnt you push me harder bro... I'm weak...

>>54490489
Kys tranny

>>54490463
>ban gold, crypto, ownership of anything limited in supply
>dollar still tanks as rest of the world flees the printer
>blame drumpf?????
>profit

>>54490250
Literally all you have to do is sell when you see the L*m poster come out of hiding. How do they not get it yet?

>>54490491
I did that with MCB last week and SQ before that.

>>54490507
I told you that either you trade your way out of the hole or just stay a baggie. It's a mental thing to be a trader vs. a baggie. Most normies are better off in T-Bills right now if they're too pussy.

>buy WISH
>buy CLF
Get your money for nothing

uh megacrap bros...

>>54490596
BULLISH

>>54490543
Why did you post this? This is painful to look at. That poor brotha is cleaning up some crazy retired whore's mess

>>54490362
>>54490395
KTOS is building terminator bots that will hunt down everyone who doesn't own at least 100 shares.

>>54490396
>So what’s the deal with T bills?
>They're not testosterone, and they're not bills!
>*bassline, cut to Jerry's apartment*

>>54490401
Agreed. We just need to cool off for the next rally.

>>54490573
Even more than AQB!

I'm going to have to drop these puts...

>>54490607
uh Anon...

Comcast is really undervalued.

>>54490362
comfy socks? military socks oh... hmmm lets see stance? huf? weed camo huf prob best bet

>>54490436
ah bladee, love ya. ur so awesome n special
(ಥ﹏ಥ)

>>54490543
It's bit a hard landing until we see some funds and ETFs get liquidated.

BOBO I'M ON FIRE!!!!!!!!

Anything reasonably worthy needing inclusion in my smg meme/shill stock list? 1/2

>>54490686
2/2

>>54490686
add mcfnf. its a natgas company that was made after the nordstream bombing. some guy from NATO is the CEO. its smg top secret stock that will possibly 10x within 5 years.

>>54490686
BOIL

>>54490425
What anime is this litteral semen demon from?

>>54490706
Same one as the bull and this
>>54490337

>>54490706
just watch child pornography man cut to thte chase

>>54490686
Don't forget KR!

>>54490596
>>54490607
>>54490634
bullish, melt up loading

>>54490629
The little faggot with the earnings and the fish stock. Yea buddy that's his owned bears. That little faggots got his own jet airplane, that little faggot is a millionaire

>>54490681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzdoeUCM2HU

>>54490631
>0DTE NAS-PUMP INBOUND

don't short so close to support kiddo

>>54490725
kek

Modern anime really is garbage.

What’s the difference between GUSH and UCO? They’re both 2x leveraged oil but gush is down 1.5% and UCO is up .35%

>>54490771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5cS0Y6OYvg

fuck this gay market

>>54490824
aw bud ur gonna have 2 be rarer than that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbtfyUzEQuE

>>54490817

>>54490826
The markets are a mirror which relfect ourselves back to us.

>>54490817
UCO/SCO follows the actual commodity (+/-2x WTI Crude futures /CL)

GUSH is 2x XOP
DRIP is -2x XOP

Other related leverage ETF/ETNs:
NRGU/NRGD is +/-3x big oil (the top tier integrated oil stocks in XLE)
OILU/OILD is +/-3x XOP
ONG is 2x OIH (refiners)

>>54490706
Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama Katsudou

Ah so just like that, we're green. I won't complain.

Taiwan

>>54490182
why does the bull look 3d?

>>54490636
how so

>FED'S BULLARD: I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT LENDING WILL BE SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCED.

Any long term stocks to look at? What are you fine gentlemen looking at?

We're not actually going to pump all the way into a 3 day weekend, right?

>>54490883
we are finishing strong for Christ

Yesterday was our bear market. Now all potential risks are priced in

Up we go!

>>54490573
Why the fuck would I pay more than $10 for CLF?

>>54490862
Bobo couldn't even dump me 2% over the course of a week and he wanted to gloat...

I told you I want blood and liquidations Bobo. If I don't see a 10% SPY or DOW dump in a day I don't want to fucking hear about it.

>>54490883
>>54490895
Friday's payroll will be crucified for our sins my son

>he thought we'd dump on no news!

Alright... I'm fomoing into calls right now...

>>54490916
Sorry I meant 1 percent silly me. Bobo can't even manage a 1% dump much less a 2% dump in 1 week... pathetic.

Isn't this OPEC oil cut going to spike inflation even higher?

>BOIL
KEK
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>BOILED

>>54490451
I'm long on FL

nice crab day you got here faggots

>>54490856
Intradesting

>>54490948
Enjoy getting eaten by yellowflies.

>>54490957
Enjoy getting robbed & stabbed by niggers.

>>54490824
>>54490848
oh we posting his children now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROSjqDt7KNU

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Over the past 6 months or so I've purchased LEAPS on pic related. All have an expiration date at least 1.5 years out still. Any other ETFs (with long term options) that I'm missing?

Imagine if JPow pivots in May

>>54490946
Yes. Yes it will.

>>54490915
Even the biggest bears have their low price target at $15. Try not being a retarded faggot

>>54491013
by then gas prices will have shot up again and the whole cycle begins anew

>>54491007
What software do you use?

>>54491013
>Pivot
They literally said the market is strong and they can continue higher for longer.

Are crab markets bad for 3x leveraged bull funds? Asking for a friend...

>>54490973
this mumbler is practically throating the mic

>>54491057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkjSIUUvCRU

>PAAS calls
That shit BUSSIN

>>54491060
swag

>>54491057
yeah but i like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feS24YvoSXo

>>54491045
ThinkorSwim. I started with TDA because I like all of the TA and charting tools. Now I don't even look at charts. Just options chains. Oh well.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54491045
tos

FAGGOTBURGERS STOP PUMPING EU

>>54491092
Sorry, buddy, this market is
HIGHER
FOR
LONGER

>>54491092
DAX up forever

(((they))) are still buying

>>54491075
i got news for ya pal... *holding clipboard*
ur gonna want to sit down

>>54491054
if vol is low then the premium for the swaps that enable the leverage costs less, so they perform closer to expected during crab/boring markets. they suffer in choppy high vol times

>>54491102
true if big.

>>54491104

>>54490972
I'm not in those places, the niggers here are in check.

>>54491054
Horrendous actually unless you are fliping between the bull and bear funds the decay we are always talking you are unironically better off in a bank account or bond then holding a leveraged etf in a Crab.

It's the negative holding leveraged etfs long in a bull it tears but if the bear crushes you and you end up bagg holding in a crab you will under perform.

>>54491120
(((they))) are failing on the 100 MA
sell if true big

So a big reason that WING went up a LOT in the last year or so is because they raised $250 million of capital through a debt raise. While debt is traditionally seen as a bad thing, if a company raises cash through debt at a really good financing rate and the market thinks the company will be able to allocate that capital effectively, raising debt is bullish.

WING raised $250M in debt capital in March 2022 at an interest rate of 3.7%....which is a REALLY good coupon on the debt. So that is a big reason why WING has gone ballistic recently, they were able to raise a ton of capital through well financed debt and the stock market believes they can effectively put that capital to use


Now it sounds like im actually making the bull case for WING, but instead I'm just highlighting why it has gone up, not why it will go down in the future.

>>54491054
Yes, it's the only time they lose out vs the underlying.

My BOILed brothers, a moment of silence for a new 52 week low struck on this fine day.

>>54491145
I forgot pic, fuck me. Look at cell F6 and then look at cell E6. The difference is stark — that reflects WING's debt offering: https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/wingstop-inc-completes-250-million-securitization-transaction-and-declares-special-dividend-of-4-00-per-share-301499793.html

>>54491154
BOIL holders truly are the biggest bhenchods

>>54490596
>>54490733
why did they use visa and mastercard instead of paypal and square?
also, wtf is broadcom doing on there? you might as well toss in intel and amd as well if you’re going to do that.

Also,
>the subtle complete swap out of company lists at 2007
>but color both sides so that it’s not immediately obvious that it’s not the same companies being compared

Mott Capital has gotten sloppy with their work lately

>>54491154
No way

>>54490379
It's never a bad time to buy more LMT

TO EVERYONE
WHO GAVE ME SHIT
FOR WARNING
OUR ANON BRETHREN
ABOUT THE
BOIL CONTRACT ROLLOVER
YOU
MAY
KNEEL
&
KISS
THA
RANG

>>54491154
wait till you get heemed by the May to July contract rollover next week. July is 20%+ higher than May contracts kek.

>>54491013
>>54491049
>>54491035
>Sell in May and go away
hmmmmmmmm

A big indication that traditional DCF is retarded is that my own DCF modeling on WING suggests there's a MASSIVE downside. I’m getting a valuation of about a market cap of $450M for WING - the same value when using the dividend discount model and classical DCF.
Beep boop, that means… and I haven’t looked, based on the current market cap of $4.6B, that represents a 90%+ downside.

So yeah, you bhenchodes can understand why DCF is a meme

>>54491176
Generally agreed, but I never buy *anything* that's already on a substantial recent spike.

Another good day for men of the KOLD kall klan.

>>54491154
>none of my put orders filled this morning
Im missing the BOILing

>>54491202
Indeed, I wish I would have had the guts to gamble it, but I am staying in watch and learn mode on all that shit.

>>54491173
You're missing the point. It's two separate charts covering a 15 year span.
Those are the 10 largest.

My bet is on Visa disappearing next 10 years. Even Nancy already bailed.

>>54491217
Visa is too critical to daily life to fail before cbdc memes are realized.

>>54491174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPVGENAZzsY

Trendline broke. Bail bail bail.

>>54491231
>before cbdc
That's why it's a 10 year bet.

>>54490946
You're assuming a financial isn't around the corner.

Either Saudis just want to fuck with Old Man Joe or OPEC+ thinks China's reopening growth hype and/or Europe/USA's recessions are going to be deeper than anticipated.

Also remember Saudis ate a huge loss with Credit Suisse. They're trying to get as much revenue as they can while brent crude stays above 80/bbl.

Fed's Bullard: we should continue on our rate path.

SLURPERS
STAND DOWN
>STAND DOWN
STAND DOWN
>STAND DOWN

BOIL
EN ROUTE
TO DA TWOS
CANCEL
ALL
ORDERS

>>54491264
It's like peeing for them, once you start you cant stop.

Why the fuck isn't SCHW pumping

>>54491184
How else do you value things though? Relative ratio is Garbo

>>54491184
no, its why the stock market is a meme. nothing is valued by financial metrics, its all wall street memelords deciding whats hottest

The anon that posted MCFNF, you are an angel.

>>54491288
Why would it be, Morgan Stanley has officially declared it dungish.

Oil chads, how we doing?

We don't need to fill every gap stop shitting on oil companies. The rest of the market is obviously not concerned about muh recession fears.

We're almost in the green, DOWboomers! LESSSFUGGINGOOOOO

Good morning everyone

>>54491288
>all the action is in big tech and AI
>buys boring financial stock
>cuz you bought it

news cycle changed. learn to keep up.

>>54491323
They gave it a price target of 68 dollars from 99. That's still 18 dollars more than it's trading now.

>>54491332
>seething oil peasant

>>54491304
Smart beta, quantamentals, factor investing, relative value / bayesian value. Lots of other ways to value things beyond relative ratios. The reason they use machine learning in most hedge funds is because valuation models need to be literal dot products / matrix mathematics

>>54491312
BLESSED
(I am not they, merely grateful for your fortune)
I added it to my list earlier. I'd seen it the other day but didn't think to add it until >>54490701
reminded. I think they were the original mentioner because both said about the NATO guy.

Stop the slurping and there will be an end to the horror.

>>54491343
They were just trying to be nice, you had to notice the wink.

>>54491338
Imagine the visceral fat surrounding her organs.

I kind of want out of this position. How retarded am I? My trd prc is 9.67 or something

>>54491360
>just walk away from the buy button

>>54491360
Mumu's.. just walk away

>>54491338
>>54491372
now splice the slop hog and the goyslop mutt into one demon

>>54491371
N-No... Morgan Stanley would never lie to me he's my friend

>>54491338
Obeasts bring me the greatest shame for my country.
I'm strongly considering levering up with options on margin.

This can't be happening.

>>54491360
>telling addicts to drop the pipe

you got a lot to learn in life desu

So where is the crash,bobo?

>>54491309
>its all wall street memelords deciding whats hottest
Lol, factor investing / HFT. Quants.

Bwahah

>>54491403
I have some conviction in your puts. This pump won't last. Did you buy weeklies?

>>54491403
What's happening?

>>54491401
Sorry chud, it's the age of body positivity now. Beautiful at any size.

I'm desperate enough to slurp up that 3% and buy back in again at low 13
But I know the minute I do it's gonna jump up to 15 for no fucking reason amd stay there

>>54491428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOShkyuBWUk

>>54491332
The rest of the market is obviously not concerned about muh recession fears *yet*

CERU my nigga

TSLA booming

Life savings in SPY put LEAPS?

TQQQ more like peepoopoopoo

This landing seems a bit soft to me.

>>54491475
GOOGL hard carrying tho

Suckers/faggots rally

>>54491458
sorry but doomers never win

>>54491482
Nigga we are literally staring into the face of a recession

>>54491060
>>54491439
Boy that guy has really got talent.

>>54491494
No we're not. Shut up. The Fed will cut.

boutta go 5x margin, on a 3x leveraged TICKER


BLOW ME UP AAAALLLLLLLRRRRRRREAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY

>>54491184
The problem is that even if you think its 10x overvalued, all they have to do is keep raising capital at infinitely higher prices and eventually the valuation is justified. Look at TSLA.

>>54491414
Bro I got fsctors and fana French portfolios, WTF do I do with them though??

Wow, good thing nobody here's in natural gas right now.

>>54491507
>all they have to do is keep raising capital at infinitely higher prices and eventually the valuation is justified.
Lol, as if revenue growth and margins, and EV/sales is irrelevant

Hey mumu...friend, I think that's high enough for today don't you?

>>54491497
Yes. You've heard his work in top40, on contract.
But his voice and his lyrical honesty get in the way. He doesn't sell drugs or homo-shit, so despite being literally genius, he makes a decent living making Youtube for people who love music. The last 10 years he's been working too hard selling equipment and it gets fake, but his music isn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iff71cJW0YM

>>54491281
>he can't stop the flow when he wills it.

(a capella)
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down

WISH +6%
XXII +3%
MCFNF +5%
AQB +2%
some shill/memes doin' breddy gud today

>>54491458
BIL

STOP BUYING

BULLISH

NOW IS THE TIME TO BUY AT THE TOP OF THE CHANNEL

PROPEL STOCKS FORWARD WITH YOUR MONEY

>zoomers think american idol level bruno mars shit is genius

>>54491511
Now you're just being mean.

The bottom was indeed last october. Hope you managed to buy in while you can :)

ok and i short xbi here now

>>54491414
Fr help me. I have 200 factors but I’m lost trying to do a principals components analysis

>>54491550
GFAI
BBAI
SOUN
AI
AMST

>>54491511
Sugar, Cocoa, Orange Juice doing multiyear highs. Inflation has been beaten

stupid burger, stop pumping EU

>>54491578
It's too late they already pumped

>>54491535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QPgydWMdrw

>>54491401
What a magnificent comb over. It's a comb everywhere. Got a small patch of hair surrounded by a moat of baldness? Just grow it out and feather it into the sides of your head.

>>54491516
I'll try to explain better.
>WING is at $200/share
fair value by your model is $500 mil or $20/share
>Archegos 2.0 pumps WING to $1000/share on nothing but dumb hype
>WING raises $5 bil at a $25 bil valuation.
fair value is now 5.5 bil or $220/share

Your short is now blown up.

the dream of getting SOXL single digits again is over isnt it

>>54490945
I THINK THIS IS THE BOTTOM

WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING... WHO?

>>54491581
ngmi with that attitude.

>>54491603
>>54491557
>>54491559
>>>/pol/422537695

>>54491611
The US dollar is becoming worthless, people are putting there money in stocks instead.

>>54491511
WE TOELD YOOOU
PEEOPLE NOT TO
GET INVOOLVED IN THAAT

>>54491634
that's the part that always gets me
the way his voice cracks kek

>>54491503
THATS NOT A GOOD THING YOU FLAMING FAGGOT THATS WORSE THAN A RECESSION

>>54491611
shorts covering that went all in at support.

>>54491589
maybe ask Xi nicely he'll help you

>>54491580
shutup europoor bobo. China is pumping your equities. No amerifats can afford Hermes or LVMH in the OTC exchange

>>54491525
i just want to rub his creamy calves what a hunk

how do I long BLAQWKWEENS

You missed the generational bottom

we will NEVER let SPY go to 3600 EVER AGAIN IN HISTORY, not even WW3 will bring us below 4000

remember the moment

Embrace the crab, short the minirip

>>54491669
UONE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjdoIKGr4fk&t=918s

>>54491583
wtf just realized this is an AI bot advertising this painfully generic music. nothings is real anymore touché chatgbt

>>54491652
I could sleep to it on a loop

>>54491484
the jeet at GOOG mentioned the """secret""" trigger word for algos to buy, right?

>>54491692
wtf, I just realize you've been drinking too much of the LSD laced water or you just smoked to much weed and you're perma paranoid.
>I can quit anytime I want!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKD0jBk6Mf0

>>54491659
That's true. LVMH is disgusting and most people don't know how to wear that stuff.But you're buying Mercedes and BMW. You don't have the elegance to drive these cars. On the other hand, the new models look like as if they were chinese. They have lost their prestige. Luckily I still have one from the 2000 era.

I am REALLY tempted to slurp LEVI. They're using AI to satisfy their diversity requirements instead of hiring real blacks. Sounds pretty based to me.

Bros I found the perfect stock. It literally only goes up.

YES XBI, DIEEEE DIEEEEE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFCJnTiTFGw

>>54491574
Based LABDork

>>54491669
Disney is the closest thing Ive ever seen to that one channel everyone watches in brave new world.

BOILniggas out here gettin boiled alive fr no cap

>>54491692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KOFfEiHGJw

>>54491718
only H1B chinks, poos, and ghetto niggers drive germ cars. every other fag, bro, mutt buys TSLA now for fashion and status

>>54490608
Chritcucks get what they ask for. If he was to lick 10 years of crusty negro semen off some whore's pussy, he can just go and do exactly that.

stop posting chinamen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rdm8LItAHs

>>54491712
you've been drinking too much tap water listening to this commercial music. Honestly wish I could be as docile as you, i'm jealous brah. The dudes got creamy thighs tho, you can't take that away from the man. Creamy weamy silky smooth gentle foaming baby formula

uh oh stocks are fading from this (ORGANIC) pump

>>54491773
>complains that women are all whores
>complains when a guy changes a whore into a better person.
people just like to complain dont they.

>>54491747
when the contract roll over kicks in next week it'll be BOIL at 2/share even if nat gas futures stays flat kek.

>>54490686
>>54490695
At some point you may as well make a bot that scrapes /smg/ and puts everything mentioned here in a watchlist.

>>54491784
>commercial music
HE DOESN'T SELL ANGST AND DRUGS, HE'S FAKE BRO!
ONLY DRUGGIES AND PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SHARE THEIR DEPRESSION ARE REAALSS
Faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRyzBzPw7pA

Just buy at the first of every month.

>>54491747
Imagine holding BOIL during a sell low buy high contract roll. There's 4 more market days remaining in the roll.

>>54491813
nobody cares about your youtube crush, faggot

>>54491769
BMW =Black man's wheel?
My teacher 16 years ago mentioned that, kek.

>>54491818
kino

>>54491818
Whats causing this phenomenon ?

Also your barely making a half % per month, so that's 6% annually - not really an impressive return

>>54491833
>BMW = black man working

>>54490543
Looks like it will take another decade of /pol/ denial to realize that all simps are honkaloids. /smg/ may be relatively more clued in on the whole simp subject.

>>54491827
>hurr durr
Aren't you the guy who posted 5 videos in a row of some faggot swallowing the mic on songs that sounded exactly the fucking same intro?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbMaGRUFjgc

brehs Im back in the green again

>>54491769
This is true, most of the people I see driving Mercedes, BMWs and Audis these days are old housewives and nogs.

>>54491818
holy shit is this real

>>54491813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Vyie1G0Mg
:)

>>54491736
>He doesn't know about the BIL infinite rugpull

>>54491840
>>54491864
yes its real, its an etf for treasury bills. youre only getting like .50 cents a month gain but its guaranteed. maybe there is a way to leverage it?

>>54491809
Well, in my original post requesting input, I specified things that had at least somewhat become a unique meme to smg, so just whatever random shit that gets mentioned isn't the spirit of my intent. I don't know the first thing about writing bots either. I just want to follow smg meme/shill stocks and watch how they do, including over time. I set them all to an added date of April Fools. I might even catch a good play within them at some point, who knows.
>>54490702
>>54490701
>>54490732
>>54491578
All added, much appreciated.

>>54491858
Holding what?

>>54491827
pssst. yo don't look now, but i think that chatbot guy behind you is jacking off into his own mouth while doing a handstand. don't tell him i said that thooo *shhhhh!*

>>54491934
>>54491934

i told you yesterday bobo

you didn't listen

enjoy losing your money... AGAIN

>muh reddit spacing
this isn't reddit spacing, it's paragraphs you dumb nigger
i wouldn't know what happens on reddit but apparently you do so kys

>>54491935
How are you like the average Bobo?

You're both TOO EARLY

>>54491892
I also added DE, btw, because I have personally shilled it over time, and during this little DIPPARINO. I discuss BOIL a lot, but ain't shillin'. I absolutely believe in long term DE tho. Fully automated AI bot farming of the future.

>>54491884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksviYWfEpsQ

>>54491840

>>54491964
have to make something custom for this

>>54491964
smdh we're a third world country

>>54491936
>reddit spacing
kys

>>54491847
It's a joke, anon. The fund earns interest (causing a gradual increase in value) and regularly pays out dividends (causing a sudden drop in value).

>>54491847
>>54492044

>To apply dividend adjustment to a TradingView chart, you can toggle between adjusted and non-adjusted price data in the lower right-hand corner of your chart.2 Additionally, make sure you have enabled the display of dividend, split and earning labels on your chart by opening Chart Settings, going to the Events tab and checking the status of your display settings.0 You can also enable/disable colored circles of earnings, splits/dividends/earnings by opening Chart Properties dialog and disabling/enabling them in Events tab.1

>StockCharts can be used to adjust historical price data by subtracting the amount of the dividend from the prior day’s price and dividing that result by the prior day’s price.12 Additionally, chartists can view dividends and price adjustments by adding "events" as an indicator overlay, entering "all" as a parameter and clicking "update".0

https://stockcharts.com/articles/mailbag/2014/01/how-can-i-plot-dividend-adjusted-data-and-unadjusted-data.html

>>54491936
EDIT: Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!

Post 8 more posts

>>54492601

no u

>>54492601
TICKER NTMA

>>54491888
not really. you can use margin but they're going to charge you more than the risk free rate, which is what those ETFs are paying you

>>54491964
help me decipher this based schizo charter