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Latest hires
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>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

As always:
>Sneed hedgies
>Reminder to filter the spamming shills

Previously on /BBBY/
>>54477081

Help

>>54489658

>>54489658
>100%
You deserve all your losses

>$30 to $0.30
KEK BAGGIES

>>54489658
>Portfolio diversity 100%
Kek’d irl

kek baggies

>Even Blackrock made a massive loss on bbby
At least there's a silver lining

>>54489658
I tried around $1.70, you dumb bastard. You called me a pajeet, and now you are about to lose everything.

Buying more at $0.25

So when will it go below $0.30?

33 mil

>>54489701
Blackrock was that anon saying they're waiting for a 10 cent entry point to buy back in

I just bought 3000 more lol and it'll probably drop some more too. I think I have a problem

Kek baggies

>>54489719
Why isn't the alligator casting a shadow?

>>54489725
You’ll have a problem with how to spend so much money when it goes to the moon!! The Reddit man told me the shorts are done this time

>>54489719
>late 60s production value
Lmao, I remember it being bad but not that bad, but then again it’s been 25 years since I watched that movie

>>54489751
WTF, you are right!

>>54489645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnoGI4DR-vI

Choose your own baggot adventure!
>Actually, _______ is bullish because [insert cope]
massive dilution
canceling the warrants
being off RegSHO
ex CEO suing BBBY
filing chapter 7
filing chapter 11
Cohen selling
the CFO killing himself
paying for inventory on consignment
closing most of the stores
diluting when the stock is at ATL

>>54489658
average down, it's going below 30cents soonish, good time.

is this stock going anywhere?

>>54489831
Yeah, look at the 1-Month chart

>>54489831
Yes

NO SEEER DONNOT SLURP THE TOWEL STOCK DO NOT REDEEM THE BATCH AND BLOODY TOWEL STOCK BASTERDS BITCH

Please remember to live stream your suicides, bagsisters.

Under 30 cents today? Can we do it?

KEK BAGGIES SHILLING THE STOCK AT $1,30

>even a miraculous 1000% shortsqueeze would only get the stock back to $3 and most baggies would still be underwater
>even a biblical GME tier 10,000% short squeeze would only put the stock back to where Cohen rugged in August
Its so over

>>54489939
It hit 0.2980 for a brief second, and RSI has been under 30 since open. I'd be surprised if it managed to close under 30.

Now baggies
imagine 1:20 resplit coming up
stock price is @~$6

Just imagine how much it can drop again

I’ve never bought stocks before so I buy now or wait for the meeting with the reverse stock split? Also is Etoro hood?

>>54489986
>I make 30k off of 348$ I spent this morning
>I make 120k sum total off of 2400$ invested
>I'm supposed to be the one getting kekked
Realistically I'm expecting 35$ a share minimum, probably higher but I'd let a solid chunk of my stack go at that point and cum everywhere. Do it.

>>54490018
>Earnings next Wednesday
>Reverse split gets cancelled
>Merger with Newell announced
>Stock rips
Kek. Bears walked right into the trap like the gay retards they are.

>>54490021
>Realistically I'm expecting 35$ a share minimum

>>54490021
I thought this had to be a shill trolling but this is actual baggie cope

>>54490021
>Realistically
How does thirty American cents sound? Best I can do, better accept this offer because it will be twenty-eight cents tomorrow.

>>54489986
>he's a gmexpert
shill fag sent to the bbby gulags because the last company they tried to fund went positive LMFAO should have fired your bitch ass and spent the cost-cut shorting some more

>>54490021
>You make $0 off of 348$ you spent this morning
>You make $0 sum total off of 2400$ invested
>You're the one getting kekked

Bought 10,000 at .31 as I don't think they will just disappear and shorts won't have to close. I've placed my bet so let's see where it lands. Either I lose a few grand or get a crazy return

>>54490085
>Either I lose a few grand or get a crazy return
I think most people can agree on this right now (aside from the retards that went all in at $20 per share)

>>54490085
Same reason I'm so bullish on my investment in dogshit. Either the great turdsqueeze happens and I'm rich, or worst case scenario I'm only out a few grand. All I need is for the price to go up and I'm a millionaire, it's maddening that others can't understand the logic of my play.

buddy if this goes to $35 I'll have money coming out of my eyeballs

>>54490111
Its the same tactic boiler rooms have been using to shill penny stock shit for decades
>its only 0.00003 cents! Just chuck a few grand in and you could become a millionaire!

50 million

So where is the genius that claimed to have first bought in this week at 35¢? You said that was definitely the floor. How’s your investment going?

Kek baggies.

>>54490035
>>54490041
>>54490058
>>54490078
>A (You) harvest this plentiful
>Yet I'm expected to believe shorts aren't seething
Oh fuck you're gonna make me buy more!

wagmi

>>54490205
>So where is the genius that claimed to have first bought in this week at 35¢? You said that was definitely the floor. How’s your investment going?
At .309 average now.

>>54490111
I literally just picked up some fresh shares. Sue is laying down steamers left and right all we need to do is pick them up. It’s basically free money because when she hunches over and gives a big final squeeze we’re all going to the moon

not gonna lie, coming in this thread and keking at baggies is great but it's getting boring. baggies are running out of ammo and copium. might have to start phoneposting larping as a baggie soon

>>54490205
>So where is the genius that claimed to have first bought in this week at 35¢? You said that was definitely the floor. How’s your investment going?
you know, it's funny, my options basically held the value they had when the sp was at .35.

So I just sold some of the options and bought some bbby stock. Have buy orders in at .30 too.

The potential gains at these levels are too great to pass up. Literally 100x territory.

>>54490231
>steamers
She's pooing?

>>54490221
I’m sorry to inform you that you’re going to lose your $75 life savings on this stock.

>>54490210
Oh fuck ya buy it. We are not kekking you we are absolute seething. Ken is literally in tears rn

Shills sure are ass-blasted, eh lads?
WAGMI

>>54490237
Yeah, you can tell posts like:
>>54490248
Are just baiting. It’s fun to mess around with a bit, but there hasn’t been a legit baggie here in a long time.

>>54490210
Yeah, I am absolutely SEETHING. DO NOT BUY MORE, and if you do DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES POST THE PICTURES HERE. I repeat, do not buy more and post screenshots of your portfolio.

kek baggies

>>54490270
>ass-blasted

>>54490085
There's way better ways to gamble 10k anon. I think for similar chance of success you could get like +1000 odds at a casino.

pic related

>>54490259
>he has to kek $75 dollar investments for $15 an hour
laughing my ass off

>>54490314
At least I work for my money. All labor is skilled labor.

>>54490324
Gotta be able to afford those APE's one way or another right

I still don't understand why people latched onto a dying towel retailer. If you're going to invest in distressed stocks, at least invest in a company with sufficient assets that can be liquidated at a price higher than their debt so you can at least be made whole if the company goes bankrupt

>>54490349
I spend all my money at the Asian massage parlor.

>>54490210
Same reason I'm so bullish on buying more dogshit. So many people tell me that it's stupid, that there is never going to be a turdsqueeze. That's how I know I'm right.

Should've bought AMC instead. Oh well.

The trick is to go for the ones people are warning you away from. No one in finance is altruistic.

>>54490383
I went to bed bath and beyond and they were all out of pillows. At that point you're just bath and beyond.

>>54490383
That’s the point they’re like little children following their older siblings like ducklings on Easter. Just hoping for an overnight “squeeze” since they lack attention to have any real conviction on solid assets that slowly rise. The golden egg was GME and it will never happen again.

>>54490432
You're gonna be biting pillows once the RICO charges drop

>>54489986
>tock back to where Cohen rugged in August

Yeah its over, those 100x potential pumps at virtually zero risk are indeed kekworthy. I mean if we see at even $15, my xx,xxx BBBY-stack (which i got for pennys) has set me up all i need.

>>54490418
Infinite upside on dogshit. If it goes up to $1 million per ounce, we’re going to be rich. It’s basically a lottery ticket with great odds.

Did PPSeeds stream last night? I want to know how he reacted to being off RegSHO

>>54490454
not at bath and beyond apparently

>>54490427
There are threads and entire subreddits devoted to tricking people into buying bbby.

>>54490496

I know nowhing of this guy, but just saying, youtubers as related to stocks in RC-sphere have a 98% chance of backfiring. Trust the force, God is your spotter.

>>54490496
>RegSHO was never important
>only shills post about that so they could false flag rug pull FUD

Bed bath and baggies

>>54490270
fanks GME

>>54490531
we have established that it's just bath and beyond, keep up retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c9ZlkEzc6M

>>54490546
Bath and baggies

>>54490555
checked, bullish

>>54490555

Checked. Wat does the picture mean? Talk, if you will, as if i were a young child, or a golden retriever.

VER
NOT
REQ

>>54490021

May Jesus Christ bless this thread, RC, Sue, BBBY leadership and everyone related to BBBY and GME, now and forever. May they comfess Jesus Christ as lord of all, and as their own personal savior. May his blood protect this thread and everyone related to BBBY from demons and all evil.

In Jesus name, amen.

Also, go to confession and go to church!

>>54490567
mostly its angular momentum displayed across different lengths plus a kino cvd script

>>54490589
Amen

>>54490555
>>54490567
>>54490602
no one knows what this means, because it doesn't mean anything. horoscopes for stockbros

>>54490518
>>54490513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MAM1EIZigI
3:13:00 and not a minute later

So I have 138@$0.98 shares of bath and beyond, if I throw $200 bucks at this tomorrow I should be in .40-.60 range right?

>>54490645
the world needs ditch diggers far more than it needs parasites and once we have robots, feeding the ditch diggers will become a huge burden and the temptation to purge them will become irresistible

>>54490648
>we're mooning tomorrow
>this could finally be it
>let's moon now
brilliant, another failed catalyst

>>54490652
You will never see that $200 again, it’s going to zero. Instead, take it to a massage parlor. At least you’ll enjoy losing it that way.

ummm shillbros?

>>54490684
Listen man, my local bath and beyond needs pillows I can't fuckin live like this

>>54490652
How does $20,000 sound? You ARE going to wagmi

>>54490735
I like your enthusiasm, I might put 100 more dollars on it

Is 9000 shares enough to make it

>>54490749
Spend that money on weed instead.

Why is this on sale?

Lol thanks guys I'll sell my 10k shares at .32 now that it's green. Thanks for preventing me from making a huge financial mistake!

>>54490794
FUD

>>54490794
>browsing BBBY's store to "own the baggies"
do shills really

>>54490794
you know why
>>54490811
we don't need too, you'll go all in on $ROPE one bbby finishes gaping your asshole

>>54490794
KEK, they have to know.

>>54490776
I'll probably be smoking when I make the transfer, yes

>>54490811
>hasn’t gone shopping for bagholders

>>54490851
Do they have any products in stock that would cushion a fall, say from jumping off the balcony of a 23rd floor highrise building?

>>54490877
if you're asking for pillows, we've gone over this earlier

>>54490811
That's the pajeet that thinks his dogpoo analogy is clever. It's literally his job to fud this stock.

>>54490891
Nope that's not me. I don't buy the trash that BBBY sells, I spend my money on dogshit.

>>54490877
Pic related.
>>54490886
Kek

>>54490925
kek

>>54490908
Kek poojeeties

>>54490925
I need a png of Ken griffiths face NOW

>>54490933
NO SIR! DO NOT REDEEM THE DOGSHIT. ONE STOCK ONLY SIR, DON'T SQUEEZE THE DOGSHIT YOU BITCH BASTARD!

Nice try raj, I won't be deceived by your shilling. You reeing when I mention buying dogshit is all the evidence I need that I'm right. BBBY is going to zero, dogshit is going to the moon, Kashmir belongs eternally to Pakistan and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

>>54490925
>>54490942
my photoshop subscription ended :(

>>54490995
>Ken lands safely and has an enjoyable time

>>54490995
I like the direction, a valiant effort

>>54491002
If only Gustav Anal had purchased such a product.

>>54491046
yeah it would have saved him when your bosses epstein'd him

I'm gonna buy a lot of shares should i buy in batches or all at once?

>>54491095
Kek, this baggie thinks his $30 purchase is going to move the market.

>>54491095
I prefer batches over a set time-frame as I have done all at once only to feel slightly cheesed at dips that have followed.

>we need the RS by April 26th or we will go bankrupt
>vote on RS scheduled for May 9th

?

HOLY SHIT

BED BATH AND BEYOND IS SELLING NFT NOW

At the end of the day, I've made my peace with the fact that to make it in this world you have to take risks. If this doesn't play out and I lose the thousands I put into this, guess what? Nothing changes. I'm still stuck waging. The money I put into this is no better anywhere else and it puts me no closer to buying a house or doing anything else substantial. So this is why I have no problem making this gamble.

great thread

>>54491354
This is how I see it.
Most investments will pay you a pittance and get wiped out by inflation anyway. If this things pops off I could potentially make YEARS worth of profit and set myself up with a comfy dividend portfolio, and slurp up plenty of precious metals and possibly even more GME shares.
Fortune favors the bold. We only lose if we sell, and I think there will be MANY dead cat bounces even if we do head to bankruptcy. So in that case, it only makes sense to keep slurping and averaging down.

>>54491447
Even if it goes to $10 I’ll walk away with six figures profit. Pajeets don’t realize this I think

>>54491460
The discount is far too steep to be real. This business isn't going to chapter7 so it's essentially free money if you can stomach the risk of having to wait for a bit. And the distinct possibility of M&A is still on the table,

>>54490652
>baggie has trouble with simple averages
Expected.

>>54491354
>>54491447
Same bros. All I need is for the price of dogshit to skyrocket and I'll never have to wage again. If it doesn't work out, then nothing changes for me anyway. Shills will never understand this mindset, that's why they get so worked up when I just keep buying more dogshit.

Shares: 2,149

Cost Basis: $0.48

Post them anons

80 million

>>54491354
Lol, it would have been much better just sitting in a savings account you retard.

Y'all'd've bought GME

>>54491631
8800 shares at 1.15 basis. I don’t give a fuck.

>>54491563
Bros I don’t understand… I bought my dogshit for next to nothing it literally has to go up. Do I need to drs it to make sure it’s real dogshit and not synthetic? It definitely smells like real shit but how do I know for sure?

>>54491790
taste it, put it in your mouth and swirl it about

>>54491756
>I don’t give a fuck.
You couldn't afford a fuck.

>>54491531
shut the fuck up talking to me hOe

My average is 5 and im not averaging down as Sue Gove is a useless, directionless hedge whore.

wait, you guys are actually getting paid to kek the baggies? how do I get this job?

>>54491631
Italy here

>>54491853
I did, it definitely tastes like shit. Idk why some of the people in the park are laughing at me. They must think it’s worthless but do they have any idea how big the dogshit market is? Nearly half of families in the US have a dog, that’s a lot of shit! My avg is so low that I’ll 100x my investment once this thing squeezes

CTB is 42 percent now, it keeps getting safer to own and sell puts on BBBY

I like to visit this thread once a month or so.
Not even to bully you baggies, just to see how you're doing.
I'm starting to think everybody in here is actually shorting the stock and just pretending to be bagholding ironically.

>>54491790
Don't worry friend, I've been assured that dogs don't plan on shitting anymore. With a limited supply that never goes up, dogshit is sure to go up in price.

>>54492198
Spirits are still high. k..kek

I don’t get it.

>>54492228
Don't get what?

>>54492198
delet this

>>54490144
Exactly, and it’s 100% some fucking social media marketing firm doing this. So we are faced with the fact that BBBY apparently hired a marketing firm to hype its stock up online which I’m pretty sure is illegal as shit, and everyone should go to jail.

>>54492270
The price action is the result of an underwater financial firm that is about to go bust from their GME shorts desperately trying to force a cellar boxing win on BBBY.
It's all fake

>>54492270
>and it’s 100% some fucking social media marketing firm doing this.
keith was getting paid for this?

The only stock i'm shorting is UBS. I'm only buying basket stocks.

>>54492236
How the fucking board isnt doing anything to defend the stock price. It’s just total silence.

Why would someone waste time, energy, and money arguing online to call a stock dog shit. That's even dumber and more wasteful of one's resources than buying the stock

I just do not understand the dog shit vs bath and beyond shares analogy. One is poop from a butt picked up at the dog park this one dude likes to munch. The other is millions of highly speculated turds that some hedge fund(s) REALLY want to flush but there are a group of assholes trying to spin those turds off as manure because they need pillow money. I feel like those are two totally different things.

>Pajeet can't stop thinking about shit

so is RC just never going to face justice for pumping the stock and dumping on us? thats fucking bullshit

>>54492600
>forgetting RC stopped hedge funds from ultra pump and dumping the stock
apologize rn

Didnt age too well

BBBY is a company with billions in assets and it's debts and liabilities are only in the hundreds of millions. Those of you who think there won't be some sort of recovery here are idiots.

>>54492618
someone change that 1 to a 0.

>>54492617
>BBBY is a company with billions in assets and it's debts and liabilities are only in the hundreds of millions.
This but literally the opposite

Lol

>>54492617
>BBBY is a company with billions in assets and it's debts and liabilities are only in the hundreds of millions.

Look at how the perpetual fudders with no lives shriek in terror when they get btfo. They become incoherent.

>>54492430
https://www.griproom.com/fun/10-signs-your-company-is-about-to-be-acquired
You're not wrong. The only reason this is allowed to be happening is that there is already a deal in the works to sell the company. The company already has the infrastructure to make billions in revenue, surely that is enough to defend with some pretty minor tweaks and changes. But to let it just go to zero?
I don't buy it. The other shoe is going to drop eventually, because dropping the price 10% daily cannot continue indefinitely at this point. These long, drawn out red days are not natural price movement, it is indicative of a massive amount of short selling and not based on fundamentals. Could we really be headed straight for chapter7 without a fight? That would be scandalous. I suppose it could happen, and that would imply this has all been a ruse to take a swipe at retail with some Q tier hype luring memesters into a trap. If this is true, it likely means it is some sort of retribution towards retail for what they did with GME. So in that case the plan is to literally refocus and double down on GME. BBBY was a side project and even if we take a loss today, we are still going to wagmi when MOASS happens.

>>54492719
I called them out for betraying their personal frustrations and now you can see they are desperate to pretend that they are "having fun" and posting le epic memes! See >>54492657

There really is something offputting about the shills. The usual frustrations with 4chan are that the threads move so quickly and change that they are unable to maintain control of an organic narrative. They have to be persistent and literally spam nonstop. The fact that they are paid shills makes them stick out like a sore thumb.

>>54492631
>phone font set to Montserrat
I hate you so fucking much

>>54492762
>now you can see they are desperate to pretend that they are "having fun" and posting le epic memes!

1. Their memes aren't funny
2. Being a toxic faggot is depressing
3. Anyone who can't see the value of scooping 1,000 lotto tickets of BBBY at these prices is an absolute moron.

I have a buy order to scoop an additional 1,000 shares at .30, and my average rn is $0.31. Cope and seeth faggots, we'll buy all the way down to 0.

>>54492737
But what scares me is whoever this “mystery investor” is, they would’ve had to have been disclosed in the latest filing as they would be over 5% right?

>>54492822
what stopped you from buying at .40, or .50, or .60, or .70, or .80 and On and on and on. If it's such a massive no brainer why did you wait till this week? Also what makes you think this is the bottom? What will you say if we go down to .20 or .10?

Also, the problem the hedgies are having with these meme stocks is that despite the collapse in price, everyone deep down understands that the ponzi scheme we have uncovered is a function of the quantities of shares they sold relative to the actual physical amount they own. Everyone understands at this point that everything else is a lie. We know that Wallstreet effectively has an infinite number of tricks to hide their crimes and liabilities but nothing that matters actually changes. So long as we keep our eye on the ball their crimes will eventually become so obvious that nature itself will awaken to the eternal hedgie. The rocks and the trees will awaken and yell out, "quick! Come hither! For a hedgie is hiding behind me! Come and redeem your shares!"

>>54492822
Nice, checked. I gotta admit I have a few shares I'm holding incase basket theory isn't bullshit. GameStop had the strongest signs for a turnaround in my opinion. Getting into bbby has been harder for me just because the down trend is kind of scary. Every dollar I put in at these prices feel like high-risk high-reward because hedge funds have had two years to study GME and turn BBBY into a risk managed psy-op, and no one wants to get AMC'd. Really gets the noggin joggin.

>>54492849
>what stopped you from buying at .40, or .50, or .60, or .70, or .80 and On and on and on.

As the market cap diminished for BBBY the force of attraction pulled me in closer and closer. A former billion dollar company is trading like a penny stock, the branding of BBBY alone is worth more than their troublesome debt.

@ sub $1 this stock caught my attention.
@ sub .60 I planned on buying some, but was busy.
@ sub .40 I was ready at 8:25 in the morning to buy soon as the stock market opened. Approximately 99% down over a year, and I believe all the nonsense happening in the media is a misdirection. There is already a plan conjured behind the curtain, but we won't hear what it is until the last moment.

When these type of opportunities present themselves, I'm always going to take a position. Especially when there's nothing exciting happening elsewhere in the markets.

>>54492839
There is a lot of weird shit going on right now. I imagine given the shitshow that is the banking system at this exact moment has something to do with the bizarre actions of BBBY management. RC even tweeted out that he wishes the government would stop popping his balloons. I think the obvious tinfoil is correct.
Also, let's be clear. One of the biggest blunders of GME was them literally turning off the buy button. They did not have an algo ready to go to prevent a squeeze. On February 6th, BBBY was in the process of a short squeeze and this time they were able to engage an emergency barcode algo to drown out all buy orders with excessive levels of back and forth trading to manhandle the price lower. The price action leading up to 2/6 was completely different. The 120% runup was EXACTLY when the candles began to barcode. Ignoring these facts of the situation seems to be folly. Something else is going on behind the scenes. The shillies are also DESPERATE for the discussion to be focused on price. They know more about BBBY than even the longs. It's very strange behavior.

>>54492932
What is your exit strategy fren?

>>54492945
>What is your exit strategy fren?
I'm hoping my call options go at least a buck or two ITM within the next month or so. I will then EXERCISE 3/4 of those to wreck an unlucky naked call option writer. Then I'm long BBBY.

100 million

100 mil

>>54492854
Shut the fuck up faggot retard

>>54493177
>>54493196
Even if the free float was actually 900M, the float is trading comically fast. Total bullshit. This is hedgie desperation.

100 million

>>54492430
Your ceo is a woman what the fuck did you think was going to happen

>>54493215
>>54493244
kek it’s an actual chud

>>54493244
smash next question

>>54493215
Say that to my face and not online pussy

kek hedgies

>>54492444
Half the posts in these threads are people with the genius investment philosophy of if it goes to zero you're only out a few grand, but if it shoots up in price you're rich. I'm simply pointing out that the same is also true for dogshit.

>>54492042
hold on, are you seriously from italy?
why are you investing in a failing US retail chain?

Pajeet, stocks and shit are two completely different things. Maybe if you weren't so obsessed with feces, you'd consider the context of the stock.

>>54493405
pajeets are incapable of understanding nuance, they live in a binary world: things are either poo or not-poo

Announcement AH

ir.newellbrands.com

>>54493405
He is saying your delusional DD and hopium price rises are just as valid on shit as it is on Bbby stock. And he's right. You might as well buy dog turds and post the same price predictions.
>I expect the minimum price for 1oz dog shit to be 35$, I'd be rich because I bought all the dogshit at the park for 4 cents per oz

>>54493448
>He is saying your delusional DD and hopium price rises are just as valid on shit as it is on Bbby stock. And he's right. You might as well buy dog turds and post the same price predictions.
A company with billions in assets is comparable to dog shit on the ground—that you can't even pay someone to take.

Folks, I bring you the grand intellect of the bears! Time to point and laugh at them

>>54493007
you've almost assuredly bought my calls lmao. Thanks for the dinero retard

look at me go

>>54493575
>you've almost assuredly bought my calls lmao. Thanks for the dinero retard
When they get exercised know that it was me.

>>54493569
Dog shit will be here long after BBBY declares bankruptcy though.

Good morning sirs, is this the $0.29 waiting room?

WAGMI (except shills), see you on Monday

>Noooooo
>Why won't you sell???
>Can't you see the price is going down!?!
kek shillies

>>54493900
You still don’t get it. We don’t want you to sell. We want to laugh at you when you lose everything you put in. This is schadenfreunde, pure and simple. Please buy more and post proof.

>>54493925
>reverse psychology
Baaaahahahaha

>>54493925
>I want you to buy more. Put every cent into it. Take out a loan and dump it all into GM-*checks thread*BBBY.
you were a faggot then, you're a faggot now

>>54493935
>>54493958
Buy more and post proof
>you won’t, cowards

>>54493977
kill yourself and post proof

>>54493853
>>54493900
When a stock is at an all time low that means that every long has losses and every short is in profit. I don’t think any short is scared.
I wasn’t paid to post this but if I was it would be more profit than any of you baggies have

>>54493925
>You still don’t get it. We don’t want you to sell. We want to laugh at you when you lose everything you put in. This is schadenfreunde, pure and simple. Please buy more and post proof.
If you didn't want anyone to sell then you wouldn't waste your time trashing the company all day. You've got to be a special kind of fucking stupid.

>>54494084
The same people are here all weekend too. They'll be here so long as there is a massive illegal, naked systemic short position on the stock.

>>54494084
We don’t want you to sell we want to let you know how stupid you are while you don’t sell. Why don’t baggies understand? You’re my entertainment when I go to the bathroom or take a break. If baggies weren’t coping this hard the shills wouldn’t be out in full force.

>>54494084
>If you didn't want anyone to sell then you wouldn't waste your time trashing the company all day.
Correct, the company is doing just fine trashing itself all day.

Kek baggies

>>54494145
>We don’t want you to sell we want to let you know how stupid you are while you don’t sell. Why don’t baggies understand? You’re my entertainment when I go to the bathroom or take a break. If baggies weren’t coping this hard the shills wouldn’t be out in full force.
What a total faggot you are. Say that aloud, maybe you'll realize how ridiculous you sound. Probably not.

>>54494149
>Correct, the company is doing just fine trashing itself all day.
I'll continue to buy this company with billions of assets for pennies on the dollar. Thanks very much!

>>54494206
>I'll continue to buy this company with billions of assets for pennies on the dollar.
This is happening just not the way you'd hope, or expect, it would happen.

>>54494140
That’s the funniest part to me. They are stuck here. Forever lmao.

>>54494247
>This is happening just not the way you'd hope, or expect, it would happen.
bla bla bla. You sound desperate. How embarrassing you waste your tiem on the /bbby/ general and there's not even money to be made shorting this stock anymore.

What if instead of throwing 300 bucks at this tomorrow, I dumped 2k into it? You fellas ever win/lose 2k on roulette?

>>54494271
>tomorrow
>he doesn't know

>>54494271
>tomorrow's good friday
AMERICAAAAAAAAHHH

>>54493383
Sure. North Italy, 50y.
In Italy low volatility in italiano stock. High dividend Eni enel.
Bad.
I invest in usa stock Tesla amzn goog baba btc

easter monday m&a info
>christ is risen
and so will be bbby

>Blackrock 14% stake in BBBY
Might want to update this in next thread. STUPID FUCKING BAGGOTS. GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>54494311
blackrock just got burned down by le fwench

>>54494206
Kek baggot. Keep buying exactly like we’re telling you to do.

>>54494302
Remember Q?
>It's gonna be Biblical.

>>54494272
It's not a waste if I get to kek your BBBags

>>54494311
Why are the shills so angry? Are they short?

Have holders noticed that big ass spike on HKD around March 30th before BBBY started getting throttled down from .90? You think Anthony Chucucumber is in these threads with us?

>>54494390
CHUUKUUMMMMMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54494433
nice digits anon

>>54493569
>A company with billions in assets is comparable to dog shit on the ground
Never seen a dogshit with billions in debt, or that burns through hundreds of millions a quarter. Cohen's also a dogowner, so he literally owns more dogshit than BBBY shares at this point.

>>54494363
Why do angry baggies ask about angry shills? I thought baggots were supposed to be zen?

Kek baggies

Guess the shills clocked off.

>>54494590
Kek baggies

When do I admit defeat? $1.05 cost basis

>>54490925
>>54490942
>>54490942 good effort

Kek Bagginses

>>54494693
Kek baggie

>>54494693
>Admitting defeat
Ngmi

our target was to get into the $0.29s today so easter bonus is probably off the table. fuck man. if only we'd shilled harder.

>>54494693
You don’t admit defeat you just tell people you have a low cost basis and it’s just a lottery ticket to you. Bonus points if you ask people who laugh at you how much they’re getting paid to shill>>54494644

>>54494771
What if my average is $5.40

>>54494765
>Be shorty
>Have complete control over the price
>Tell my minions that if they shill hard enough to get enough people to sell we'll pay them a bonus
>Purposefully never let the price hit that level and avoid paying the bonus
Kek shillies

>>54494792
>shill bosses stealing shill underling bonuses
based

>>54494765
Yes, goddammit we worked hard for this

>>54494784
Same, regardless of the cost average. It’s a lottery ticket, the game is rigged (but somehow you’ll prevail) and everyone is a shill

>>54494765
speak for yourself, I'm in the short ladder department and they gave us a pizza party too

captcha: aaayo

>>54494841
But how do I square that with reality in a way my wife will understand?

>>54494888
You just learned about wife changing money fren

>>54494980
I seriously doubt I could ever convince any other woman on this planet to have sex with me

>>54494693
>When do I admit defeat?
Until declaration of bankruptcy

>>54489810
Holy kek

>>54493613
you're never going to see above $1 retard. They'll expire OTM and worthless and I'll waste your cash on my gf

>>54491051
All baggies better load up on these

>CAPTCHA: S0YM8

>>54494340
You losers are in here nonstop suggesting we sell. You're either entirely dishonest or theres something legitmately wrong with your brain.

Bbby is dumping shares to raise capital. That's the only reason the stock price is flat. Shortly the stock price is going to explode and all the shorts are going to get obliterated. How could this happen they will wonder? There's an enormous amount of new capital pouring into bbby rn but the dilution conceals this. Smart money is going to wipe out the shorts. How else does the market cap continue to increase as price falls? Lol

>>54494271
At least in roulette you have a chance of winning.

>>54495529
This is like roulette except there's 10s of thousands of dedicated people from the CEO to a door greeter working to get that ball on your number

>>54495591
This is your brain on copium. Not a pretty thing, is it kids? Remember, hopium is a gateway drug to copium.

>>54495473
>the dilution conceals this

Your belly can conceals your micro, but unfortunately, it does nothing for your brick-and-mortar retail going into the gutter. Keep coping, baggie, I'll see you at $0.20.

Everyone is ignoring the CTB now because they don't understand that its low when its safe to lend out shares to short, and its high when its risky to lend out shares to short.

>>54495614
Heading to .29x after hours

>>54495705
believe it or not, in a few hours/tomorrow the new copium will be
>being able to buy 4 shares for a dollar is so fucking bullish

>>54495719
I'm not shorting this, nor do I own puts on this. I don't own any shares (lol) and I haven't bought calls since the last major run up tom $7.

Visiting these threads has become an exercise is in morbid curiosity and observation. I get home from work, check my stocks, check BBBY, and come here. It's like trashy reality TV, I can't help myself. They think everyone here is a shill, but I'm starting to think I'm not the only one like this.

kek baggies

T H R E A D T H E M E
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qKYQNtF11eg

>>54495820
man, music really was better back then

>>54495820
>cringe retard is also a BBBaggie
but of course

>>54495848
Did you not listen to the song? I’m making fun of them you cringe retard

>>54495862
don't use my favourite music against me

>>54495862
It's less a critique of the song and more a statement on your cringe spamming of whatever you happen to be listening to. Are you also that radiofaggot who got bullied off /gme/?

>>54495870
The song is about you. You should heed the wisdom of the lyrics. You’re a fool and you choose to ignore the billion reasons why this stock is a dumpster fire.

>>54495882
No, that guy’s a shill

YOU HAVE TO SELL SER YOU HAVE TO REDEEM THE TOWEL AND BAD STORE HERE YOU HAVE REASON SERS DONNUT BUY THE BASTERDS STOCK

>>54495941
Pretty sure everyone here wishes they would’ve listened to the “shills” a long time ago

The SEC needs to make retail investing illegal. You all are retarded.

>>54496046
>Buying and holding a stock I like irrespective of the price going down is retarded
Correct
>It's also untenable for a market that has relied on that compelling sells for generations and can lead to extreme volatility and upwards price movement due to breaking algorithms
Also correct
>It's not my problem acting like a boomer is unmanageable for the money men
Extremely funny and true

more like bye bye money lmao

>Ay mofuggah yall sumtin' rayturded n shiet aint yall hurd dis cumpnay' gon' be bonkrupts nigga sell nigga you a bitch nigga sell dat shit now I ain't playin' nigga

The amount of people that just went >kek baggies proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.

>>54496140
The problem isn’t that “a ragtag bunch of retail investors are fighting corruption.” Its “online pump and dump scams are tricking people too stupid for their own good into buying a failing towel store by convincing them it’s an infinite money glitch.”

>>54489645
You're gonna carry those bags.

What happens to the entire "omg le entire 4chan is le indian SHILLIES!!1" narrative when this store goes bankrupt? Do baggies turn into quivering mind-broken 300lb piles of fat? Or does the cope move to "heh... it worked on everyone except for me"?

>>54496373
>the deep state made it go bankrupt because of corruption

>>54496392
I mean, it's definitely going to "wake up" a ton of baggies back to reality, but will they have any retrospective on it? Like "oh shit, I was stupid enough to fall for this and have dunning-Kruger related to the market"? It's literally the only interesting thing about this whole meme stock shit and the only reason I'm following it. I'd except some victim impact interviews on a few news outlets too for some especially huge baggies.

shillies are so certain and yet nothing has happened, it's all theoretical bs

>>54496419
No, they’ll just spiral into crazier conspiracy theories.

>>54496433
Bro, look up a suicide prevention hotline in your country ahead of time for your own sake.

>>54496433
earnings is on the 12th and they'll probably announce the merger then, shills here don't even have short positions open because they don't own brokerage accounts. They have to use marketwatch ffs.

GameStop threads are more fun to troll because those doors have actually gotten scammed for enough money to ruin their life. Everyone here has a position of like $27.

>>54496433
Shills said the price would go down and it’s done nothing but drop

im fucking staying

>>54496462
Has the earnings date even been announced officially? are you saying the merger will be announced on the earnings or after?

>>54496737
>merger
The fucking cope in these threads is staggering. How do you faggots go from a new cope each week without realizing it's all bullshit and you're a fucking retard? Keep holding until zero niggers.

>>54495614
>Keep coping, baggie, I'll see you at $0.20.
Lol my avg is .31 and all my options may drop like a dollar or 2 at .20

I'll buy more.

Bbby is an amazing opportunity to hit super multipliers for anyone opening a position at these prices.

I've got five figures in it and will gladly accept any outcome. In 18 months I believe bby will be proportionally $10++ regardless the dilution that will occur.

The longer this billion dollar company trades as a penny stock, the more new investors like me will come in.

i came in this thread to kek the baggies. please DONT sell. in fact, it is wise to buy more. remember to HODL.

>>54495800
>I come here everyday after work
>Not a shill

>>54497177
Can you expand on this train of thought? There's been hundreds of millions of posts on 4chan and people visiting it daily or almost daily since 2003, commenting on threads where the OP posted a picture of their turd in a toilet, for no reason other than their own entertainment.

Threaded Frens!

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