/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54483489
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,219.375B, 103P = 21.547B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,243.011B, 107P = 20.963B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>Q4 + FY2022 Earnings 8-K/10-K
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>54483489
WAGMI, FRENS!!!

I am no longer comfy

First for WAGMI

>>54483549
then...maybe get comfy?

WAGMI

>>54483549

apple - gamestop connection. zk proofs fucktard explanation.

https://twitter.com/shortdestroyers/status/1643754115426836480?t=1K4SUgUf3Bh4rzRraJ13Sw&s=19

>>54483539
What are zk proofs

>>54483588
It's called Psycho Mantis

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>54483588
zero knowledge proof... data privacy security.

kek hedgies

>>54483554
Send that hedgenigger to the shadow realm.

Ryan needs to hurry up before China wakes up

>>54483549
I stopped being comfy after the Nov '21 ruggening, now I just try to ignore this shit. The thesis isn't wrong and I still have a few thousand shares ~40% in the red, but fuck me this timeframe sucks. It's great that the company is profitable but Rain Cone and Furlong need to fucking do something

>>54483648
Based

Tell me about the MOASS and the rabbits again, George...

>>54483583
i checked out your twitter link and now i have aids. thank you a lot. i will now curse you until i die a shriveled husk in some nigger run american hospital.

>>54483676
Send this nigger to the shadow realm too.

>>54483549
Honestly me neither. I'm fine waiting, but it doesn't help that things aren't really going my way lately. I'd love to be able to quit my job now, relax, and do nothing until MOASS but at this rate who really knows how long it will be. I don't have any choice but to keep struggling through my mediocre life for the time being. I just hope this can finally end soon.

>>54483718
fight me

Lots of 'people' mad that I hold a normal common stock in that last thread.
>B-but we're laughing at you baggies go back
No.

Is this the delusional cope general where we mask the pain of being down 40 - 60% by posting anime’s and imagining brown people are here or is that a different thread

uhhhh bros its tomorrow

>>54483763
target this cretin

>>54483669
>At purchasing power parity
Phew, thought it was a concern until I read the title again.

>>54483769
You forgot hyping up random dates. First day on the job, Raj?

>>54483769
>the pain of being down 40 - 60%
You're so emotionally weak faggot, you will never make it even if you have money.

>tfw MOASS

>>54483763
There is only one way to settle our differences.

Shorts are fukt

>>54483769
>anime’s
>'s

REMINDER : The completely dead meme dogecoin is outperforming gme on almost every chart. Holy fucking kek dumbfuck baggots!

>>54483831
Real? I'd kek if they really called them them fake shares

>>54483852
zoom out

>>54483871
Oh no babe it's beating you by 1700% there too

>now zoom back in

Your head will be zooming towards asphalt soon!

>>54483852
reminder elon gets the rope

>>54483852
doge coin is also outperforming the dollar which is now officially a shitcoin. after moass i might convert my gains to doge to avoid hyperinflation, unironically.

>>54483885
I'm not rich enough to go inside a skyscraper, and where I'm at there aren't even paved roads. 2/10 poor projection.

>>54483801
behold the reaper of souls

>>54483885
zoom in

>>54483885
I’m zooming out and seeing multiple timelines all of which this faggot is splattered all over the ground because he actually looked at the charts for once

Lmao amc having more action after hours than we’ve had all year outside earnings and bbby is in green ah while we are down. Typical baggie stock behavior for baggie faggies

>>54483712
you're welcome

>>54483554
>>54483648
>>54483718
>>54483801
>>54483829
>>54483887

>>54483554
>>54483829

these memes are great

i smell shorts

>>54484096
Used girls' shorts?

Is this going to 1k a share? I recommended thesis a must buy to a guy at the gym two years ago, now I have to avoid going there at certain times as I'm pretty certain he's going to drop a 150lb dumbbell on my face.

Cash App guy got stabbed in San Francisco. It's getting dangerous out there.... praying for Ryan Cohen's safety...

>>54484120
not sure if your mom is still a girl, i bet she is more of a mature woman.

Anyone read pol today? 1MDB headline. There was a certain pol anon who said something about this in 2018.

>>54484187
i have not, please share info fren.

>>54484125
that nigga in Canada
>>54484187
Can I get a GMERIRUNDOWN?

>>54484210
tl;dr Leonardo diCaprio is testifying about a giant money laundering ring that included $30M+ of bribes to Barack Obama. Shills over there are doubling down on using stuff like Christian end-days interpretations to forum slide.

>>54484275
>mfw leonardo dicaprio was the catalyst all along

>>54484275
no shit.
it seems everything is coming apart at the seams. i am amused but nothing will entertain me more than moass. let's get it on.

>>54483801
kaz?

Friendly reminder

>>54484275
$29M from Singapore to BO was the initial allegation and this lines up as far as I'm concerned. I'm pretty smug right now but I'll be smugger if we get some confirmation on the $19M from Singapore to JM. Loop Capital was alleged to be the financier for the 1MBDB scandal and that connection has pretty much just been confirmed.

>>54484383
I need these fucking faggots to lose, lose soon, and lose catastrophically.

>>54484096
i am ready

>>54484096

This is what having 200,000+ eyes does.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wf9f5h/you_asked_what_hkd_actually_does_ok_but_this_is/

>>54484465
*400,000+ eyes

>>54484481
true, or we're all cyclops

>>54484539
Loop Capital, NOT Goldman Sachs, was siphoning 1MDB. Goldman took the reputational hit to hide Loop's name from the headlines.

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Blue Eyes Simp Dragon Using Kaibacorpies can do about it.

WAGMI

>>54484275
Based Leo is a tummy connoisseur of the highest order. He's alright in my books.

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/822977/000119312521195207/d143964d485apos.htm
>>54484558
>>54484539
actual document here if people are interested

>>54484539
>>54484558
I can't emphasize how hard it was to make this connection. Loop Capital hides themselves very very well from search engines. Their filings are almost completely unindexed by google.

>>54484465
and these smart little fuckers made the connection a year before they even had any kind of headlines to validate off of

>>54484628
>oh? who told you that, the fine minds at reddit who somehow knew what everyone else didn-ACK

If things go like the original pol poster said, (some of you should know who).The case is going to go like this. Money laundering and bribery of 2 former presidents and 2 former candidates for presidency.

>>54484614
>>54484628
Once you accept that the conspiracy exists it's not hard to find when you look.

>>54484681
Ah, onii-chan, my swamp is draining on its own!

>>54484444
Checked
See you at MOASS

>>54484681
Link it pretty please?

Are we all just a bunch of gay retards? I’ve been on drugs. What’s your excuse?

Which anon posted that volume chart?
DRS will win.

As much as I love losing 3-7% of my net worth each trading day, I have to ask when is Ryan Cohen going to start caring about White people? I haven't been comfywomfy in a long time and I'm tired of pretending I am.

>>54484969
everybody pretending to be white is actually a nigger or a jew. in fact white people don't even exist so don't worry about it.

why do redditors glorify and brag about getting cucked?

>>54484988
*anybody

So it seems this scandal is connected to Loop Capital and GME somehow? It'll probably be another nothingburger

>>54484601
>>54484558
>>54484539
>>54484465
Can we stop with this blatant spam? This is stuff we have all seen before you dumb bitches.

>>54485076
>NOOOOO STOP POSTING THINGS THAT DDSLAVES DISCOVERED MONTHS IN ADVANCE
>STOP UNDERMINING OUR EFFORTS TO UNDERMINE DDSLAVES AND THE CRINGEMINES AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>54484681
>>54484697
It’s hard to believe this is anything other than divine intervention. Too many things are unraveling all at the same time for it to be a cohencidence

kek reddit baggies thanks for buying my bags

>>54485129
Intervention, certainly. Divine, I'm not convinced. I've seen some pretty advanced distributed-systems coordination done by human hands and software alone.

>they don’t know that they’re literally having meetings to try and figure out how to pay us

if btc would go op another insane bull run would that be bullish or bearish for gme? just asking because i my spider sense is tingling informing me that a crypto bullrun is night (by end of year). just asking because gme and btc seem sorta linked.

>>54485459
It would spell the end of GME forever

>>54485459
(sorry for typos, am drunk)

>>54485467
how that? gme was quasi the afterbirth of the last btc bullrun, wasn't it?

>>54485459
Buttcorn will never go on another hyperbolic bull run again because the fundamental usecase is being eaten by Monero.

>>54485504
i was with you until the very last word and the you lost me

>>54485507
Why? Monero is replacing BTC on the darknet and among organized crime for use as an actual currency. What other fundamental usecase is there for cryptocoins?

>>54485459
bullish because it would mean that people are leaving other assets to park their money in crypto
bearish because it would mean that (((they))) would have more collateral to maintain their positions
weigh everything in and overall it would be bearish probably
I think crypto will make a run later this year, after the squeeze happens and shit collapses

>>54485482
btc is, and has been since there’s been exchanges for it, collateral for hedgies. They love it because the SEC to this day STILL doesn’t know how to categorize it or put it on the forms hedgies have to file which means there’s unlimited fuckery available

>>54485520
the original use case of crypto was to be perfectly honest money without parasitic middlemen and not some glowy funded drug lord exchange currency.

>>54485007
>He doesn't have a bull for his wife
Rofl broke bitch, I bet you have to fuck her yourself

>>54485583
Analysis of public blockchain activity snuffed that out years ago. Now you can have privacy or fungibility, but not both. Public blockchains are better for things like securities ownership, but cash needs privacy to work.

>>54485583
>honest money without parasitic middlemen
only possible if it's untraceable because of something called "government"

>>54485575
>btc is [...] collateral for hedgies
from what i smoothbrainedly understand after hanging out in these threads since 2021 is that btc as well as certain stock baskets are used by the algo to swap cum back and forth via algo and thus they keep gme down.
but if btc goes bananas wouldn't that sort of bust the algo and thus make gme go too?

>>54485641
No, if BTC goes up that means they have more dollars to short GME. It looks correlated because they have to sell off to obtain more dollars for margin.

>>54485680
I know, right?

>>54485715
Sometimes I want to be the melon.

>>54485731
You can always be the melon in your dreams

Wait wait let me guess what happens tomorrow
>go down at open
>spike up into green territory
>slammed back down into the red
>slowly decrease until roughly 2
>slow increase until close for a 1-2% loss

>>54485736
Sounds good to me

kek even the DDslaves know the distraction mechanics now
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/12cwyz4/yep_clear_as_day/

>>54484275
>>54484319
America's heartthrob has been under scrutiny for years due to the type of women he's attracted to. Aging women who lived during the best time in history now seethe at his dating choices because it reminds them that the good days have long passed. His acting career contributed heavily to the bedrock of US power and influence. It is poetic that he is the one to serve as the catalyst for the end of America's economic reign over the world. All we wanted to do was play video games. All he wanted to do was have relationships with who he pleased. Because they refused to leave us alone we came for their empire. Leo didn't have to testify but he did because they wouldn't allow him to live as he pleased. All the pieces are in place. This I know is the beginning of the end. Buckle up because circus world is about to get even sillier

redditoids are waking up to fractal theory.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/12cq890/is_there_anything_more_to_say/

>>54485806
am i seeing fractals or am i too drunk?

- Ryan, your company's shareholders are being ridiculed on a daily basis since 2021.
- Look, honestly. It's just the way life is, you just have to take it easy. I often times laugh myself. Often times i kek myself at my shareholders if you know what I mean. No? ok
- Nevertheless, you are a billionaire, and you are more likely not to be affected by inflation or an increase in the cost of living.
- Yeah, I don't give a fuck about anything. Im on the money as they say.
- But your most loyal and faithful shareholders have not gained anything from holding stock for over 2 years.
- Well, you see it's not about the money. It's about the message you are giving. The children are the future of our planet. We have to give them everything and make the world a better place. That's why I wrote that children's book.
- But I am asking why your shareholders have not gained anything, most of them lost half of the value of their initial investment.
- As I said it's not about the money. Love is the answer. In my book, I wrote that in order to get something you have to hold something for a long time. Nothing comes easy.
- Ryan, I am a shareholder.
- Ok, I have to go.
- I need to ask you..
- Sharon, call security.
- You can't leave it just
- Sharon!

>>54485821
i still cant believe this fucker released a children's book

>>54485841
He had to be the BOOK KING.

>>54485806
it'll take these faggots another twenty years to wake up to the jooz too. slow as fuck redditors.

Buck the Bunny:
Q3 report in January
>70% DRS in September
Q4 report now
>80% DRS in December
Q1 report in 3 months
>90% DRS now
MOASS by Q1 report

>>54485816
yes

>>54485859
moass is tomorrow.

I bought some more shares today. I plan to do so tomorrow. It makes people seethe for
>some reason

I wonder if these meetings with yellen, Powell, and all the other fags cover the distribution of holders that would be subject to either short or long term capital gain tax. The gov will lose so much money if most holders have held for >1 year.

>>54486027
If this goes past July then all of the splivvy shares are long-term cap gains.

>>54486043
I hadn’t considered this. Are all splits treated this way, or only because it was a splividend?

>>54486056
It doesn't depend on it being a dividend. Any share that existed in someone's accounts on or before the ex-div date is coming up on a year old. I'm just using that as a marker because a bunch of people DRSed their entire account, or 75% of it ("DRS the splivvy shares" was a common refrain) after the splivvy. The infinity pool gets a lot deeper if those all go long term.

>>54486056
Normal splits treat all shares as though they were part of the initial purchase lot, ie
>buy a share in May 2021 for $10
>4:1 split implemented July 2022
>you now have four shares that for tax purposes were bought for $2.50 each in May 2021
I’d be surprised if splivvies are treated much differently

>>54486068
Ahh. Well, interestingly Rothschild Bank puts the vote to go private in May. At that point it seems like all the (big) players have made their arrangements (Vatican, rothschilds, Kenny g, etc…all moving money to safe havens.) Seems like June would be a prime month for them to ‘allow’ moass since the gov stands to lose collossal sums once all those are >1 year old

>>54486084
>I’d be surprised if splivvies are treated much differently
I was assuming worst case that they're treated as new shares obtained on the ex-div date, they're STILL all coming up on long term.

>>54485783
Kek, there are people who think selling GME to buy a distraction stock counts as "3 years holding"

>>54486241
And so many of them still believe that their distraction stock is going to rip before GME, it's bizarre like what makes them think that AMC, BBBY, Loopring, Doge, silver, MMLTP etc is going to rip before GME, as opposed to (if not ever) afterwards?

>>54486541
Bullshit news articles, mostly.

Hello Goy, I am here to tell you worms that BBBY is the real play. Cohen has abandoned you and you filthy worms need to buy BBBY. It's going to 5 dollars, says hyperjew7. You goy like him.

It's been 2 years, there are only 50 people in here and god knows how many retards on the subreddit. I need some hopium for real because I didn't think it was going to take this long. In fact, NOBODY said it would take this long.

>>54486541
>>54486571

Kek dumbfuck stupid fuck baggots

just sell and you're free

>>54486602
The fact that the chinaman bought shares tells me they have something planned imminently

Also anyone notice we always crab on 4 day weeks (Easter weekend) next week we will probably crab as well

>>54486637
Today is day 805 since the squeeze. If he bought shares and it happened soon he'd go to prison for insider trading. He knows absolutely nothing. Because nothing is happening with your dogshit stock

>>54486637
>next week we will probably crab as well
Monday isn't a holiday for the NYSE, next is memorial.

>>54486669
zoom in

>>54486669
Cool then you can fuck off, this is a /GME/ board

>>54486602
The average DRS account has 380 shares (at least). To add 12M shares and make the Archegos/CS short unclosable all DRS holders just have to buy an extra 60 shares, or just over 1300$
I’d argue it’s easier to invest 1300 knowing that the company is profitable than 800 before the sec filing
>they can’t lower the price or slurping becomes too cheap
>they can’t raise the price or they get margin called
>they’re so fucked

>He is counting the days from the sneeze
>He has been here for 805 days
>He has done this all for 0 (nil) compensation
Nobody believes this.

>>54486669
Why would he buy shares then if it’s a failed investment. Sounds like hedgie copium if you ask me

>>54486718
Ah ok I’m not a burger so don’t know how they do it

I love GameStop

>>54486965
Neither am I, my next after Easter is Anzac/Gallipoli.

>>54486851
It's going to blow your mind when you realize you can use a website called Google and ask :
Days between X and X

It's no wonder you're so extremely red

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihuhAt74SeY
lol, lmao.

>>54483549
i'll be honest with you: I am still comfy. However, I am concerned about our personal shills lately. Been a while since my bags got kekd at. Also the shills seem to be demoralized. They say they are here for the lulz but they don't actually lul, its more like a painfull screeching. Back in the good days, they at least tryed to appeal to emotions, and get under the skin, now they seem to be burned out and annoyed by the fact that they are trapped here with us and just copy paste the script they got.

>>54487134
It stopped being fun to shill against GME when we returned to profit without dilution. The original bear thesis is extinct. Now all they can do is assume nobody bought the dip or do TA voodoo.

>the Jews fear the DRS

kek kerrisdaleies

>kenny beat his wife and she took him to the cleaners
>the heads of at least 4 major financial institutions are on the epstein guest book
>gensler is being blackmailed
>RC is being threatened with legal action if he makes any sudden moves
>hedgies tongue my anus

>>54484444
yeah I’ll check those quatro quads

Kek 40 year mortgagies. So glad I'm leaving the West my god. It's no different from any of the other corrupt shitshow oligarchies of the world, its arguably worse because of fags, niggers, and npcs who genuinely believe they're free.

>>54487542
It's fucking disgusting, this country, it needs a legitimate white flight, cleansing, balkanization, or all 3

>>54487542
Bingo, my plan is vietnam. Ironically they don't hate white people like the West, kek.

>>54487587
Vietnam seems a bit extreme, why not Thailand perhaps city Bankgok?

What's the cope today?

>>54487710
Obama committed election fraud or something idk

>>54487710
Chobani be like:
Nobody said about naked shorts, i don't know what are you talking about.

>>54487710
No cope, just cumming in your mom

CHOBANI YOU HAVE BEEN HYPING PEOPLE UP FOR 2 FUCKING YEARS WITH ALL YOURS TWEETS SHORTS ARE DUMB STORMTROOPERS, GMERICA, HODL OR HOLD, BRICK BY BRICK, TAKES MONEY TO BUY WHISKEY. YOU FAT FUCK CHOBANIII!!!!! DO SOMETHING!! STOP EATING !!!!!! STOP FUCKING EATING!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54487746
i wanna eat too

>>54487710
my dreams told me

they definitely don't hold gme

>>54487647
It's been said that one night there makes a hard man humble.*
WAGMI
*and HIV+

Hi,

I am Ryan Cohen. You may remember me from such classics as ....

"Shorts are dumb storm troopers"
"Shorts emoji"
"Who's going to be the piñata for all this inflation?"
And many more! Such as...
Hyping retailers to buy the peak! And then stopping tweeting whilst the price point is low!
Doing nothing to address the blatant shorting!
And helping retail to stay perpetually in the red!

You can thanks me later!

>>54487647
Why is Vietnam more extreme than Thailand?
Also Thailand is full of white pedos

What’s up baggies? Comfy amirite kek

>>54488000
Not really, I have an awful cough.

>>54488000
comfier than you jeet

>>54488000
>GeW

Nft divvy when

Gme red premarket?????
Crypto green
Futures green

Kek extremely red stupid fuck baggies

Regigigas

gf broke up with me bros, every day is a struggle

>>54488277
reroute that hate and struggle toward the chairman, he is eating too much

>>54488288
na nigger I love that kike like you wouldnt believe

>>54488277
lol

CreditSussy is dead, what's next? I want to will something into existence, any suggestions?

>>54488277
What was the reason? Sucks dude, but this will make you stronger. Relationships are impossible these days, she has at any one time 300 men hotter than you blowing up her phone.

Would you be able to stay eating mcdonald's if caviar, lobster, rib eye steak etc were all trying to jump on your tongue?

Civilisation is over, it's time to get our tends and escape from this hell. Open up a farm or something in South East Asia where you're not hated for being white.

>>54488320
nft divvy

>>54488329
So much fud around this topic
Personally I’m excited for it to happen

>>54488329
Benchod said that and any other dividend is off the table for the next year.

>>54488329
Won't happen, would be too much of a legal headache. The company filing to be their own exchange and reissuing all shares as tokenized versions on their own marketplace would happen before NFT divvy did. Blame the SEC and the mafioso faggots that command them to do their bidding instead of the company, it's not their problem.

>>54488277
Hang in there, friend. It does get better although it might get better slowly. Your feelings are normal and you are still a worthwhile human.

>>54487587
>>54487647
I live in Hanoi now its not a bad life

>>54488357
Based

>>54488328
crazy story, but my other ex showed up outside my apartment and would not leave while the most recent ex was there. Then the next day, a third ex repeatedly called me to the point where I had to answer and tell her to fuck off. she said she tried but couldnt get past it, even though she came over the next two weekends. who knows if thats the actual reason or just an excuse to leave me. and who cares, im gonna make it

>>54488277
dude, you are free. imagine the nagging free silence and all that extra energy you can use for yourself. you can always find another one but take care of yourself first.

>>54488357
do locals speak English? you work remote?

>>54488379
You have to block all of your exes bro. As soon as it's over, block and move on. They will always try to weasel their way back into your life for attention as it's like crack to them.

>>54488394
its really dependent on where you are and their level of education. age plays a huge factor too. but English is a huge industry here, in another generation Vietnam will have a population that all grew up learning ESL

>>54488408
lesson learned, but shes insanely beautiful. gonna be a rough couple weeks

>>54488394
na I teach English in person

>>54488439
Never go back bro. It's not worth it. I did it once for someone that was gorgeous and they became even worse the second time around, I don't give a shit if it's a supermodel if it's over it's over and never take them back. Don't even fuck them again unless it's up the ass and you nut on their back and never call again. Protip would be never giving a woman your real number until a ring is on their finger.

>>54488329
>>54488339
>>54488342
>>54488345
Looks like some of you need to have a little faith. I am hereby willing the nft divvy into existence. Not only that, it is going to happen before the end of the year, so help me Mayli.

>>54483489
kek dumbfuck baggots

>>54488277
Checked. Quick story for you anon: buy jimmy jan 21. Wage/dedicate everything to getting 2000 shares (price was higher fml). Parents both get cancer fall of 21. Broke my back in feb 22. Gf of 3 years leaves shortly thereafter, with someone a month later & practically engaged by 6. Move back home to be with parents and do pt/rehab for 8 months. Today, I’m working out like an animal again, I fuck 1-3 new or repeat 25yo thots a week, am winning awards in my chose field, and I haven’t sold a single jimmy. Thought about killing myself seriously multiple times over my injury/chronic pain/fear of the future. Stay hard and turn everything into fuel. Don’t wish for death but don’t be afraid to die and you’ll get through the anxiety. Good luck anon.

>>54488511

what the fuck is he even doing right now

>>54488601
Bagroid fantasies are the darndest thing

>>54488686
Probably prank calling Ken Griffin

>Blackrock HQ France
Sacrebleu!

>>54488719
Why riots and why blackrock

>>54488719
I wonder if they happen to have any guillotines on hand... you know for decoration and such

>>54488719
i don't buy it, im 100% sure this is useful and profitable for blackrock itself.

>>54488686
even wikipedia says tylee is a poodle when it's clearly a bichon frise, further proof that all media is rigged regarding gme

>>54488730
While the medai's been focusing on arresting trump, and the shills have been desperately running a 6 man show about how Moass isn't any closer now thanit was 3 weeks ago, France has been boiling over in protests over all the bank shit.

>>54488779
Hey there sleepy head

>>54488781
You have to admire the opsec

Got a joint savings with my fiancé a couple days ago. Guy was saying if we deposited 10k we get 4% interest on it. We had no intention of putting that much money in but just for laughs I said
>ok I get 4%. Who does the bank lend my money to?
guy said I shit you not..”yeah the bank they do a business with it I don’t know something ha ha” YOU ARE the bank what do you mean retard

>>54488690
>cellarboxing a profitable company
>securities sold but not yet purchased
>somehow escaping infinite loss
You’re telling me fren

>>54488833
>Ken Griffin is the biggest bagholder of them all

Honestly how can they continue the chicanery beyond this year? Who the hell is going to take up that swap position?
I can see why they just want to make the company long term profitable. Why bother getting yourself into hot water etc when they can use do everything by the book and watch Hedge Funds have to buy back?

>>54488811
both are at least S tier breeds, there is no point in concealing this information. they are making up false and pointless claims to instill fear and confusion in the average investor

>>54488843
I think it's the smartest play. They know hedgies are doing everything in their power to keep kicking this can, so why force the issue and risk any legal retaliation when they know that the hedgies continue to bleed? Just keep playing it straight and if shit hits the fan, GameStop can just say "We're just focusing on the company's success. Besides, I thought that the shorts had already closed?" At this point, hedgies are begging for RC to do something. All of the "why isn't RC doing anything" is just shill bait to get people demanding that RC play his hand prematurely.

>>54488887
>All of the "why isn't RC doing anything" is just shill bait
and projection

>>54488783
I was assured the banks were nothingburgers, are the shills lying to us???

>>54488913
>are [X] lying to us?
What do you think?

>>54488913

>>54488357
Vietnam makes me sad because you gotta think how much of the wilderness is inaccessible for the next few hundred years due to undetonated mines and ordnance.

>>54488887
To an extent, but we’ve seen what waiting does which is essentially nothing. I hope the board is working in our favor and not just grifting for social media attention and good boy points

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>54488887
So close to quints I'm gonna check regardless. But Cohen doing nothing works for both GME and SHF. They've been shorting the entire time and I wouldn't be surprised if they allow it to pump to open new positions. Meanwhile Cohen and GME get to keep the good will of their rabid fan base while essentially doing nothing to protect them from the shorting.

>>54489165
Maybe Cohen has been asked to not do anything by the powers that be. Or else he'll follow the BBBY CFO.

>>54489212
That makes a lot of sense. The energy really shifted after his death

>>54489212
I'd say this is very likely. He obviously hates shortsellers as much as we do, and I truly believe he entered this play and others just to fuck them over. I don't think he'd help them and hang us out to dry if he didn't have to. That's why this play is such a long shot. We have to be right that multiple floats are shorted, Cohen will act on our behalf, the government won't intervene, other financial institutions won't cover for each other, and each one of those things has to happen THEN the value of the US dollar has to not go to shit.

>>54489165
You can't check that, its illegal
>>54489263
>MOASS is a longshot
Oh I see, your one of those

>>54489165
>>54489263
So the new script is to pretend there is a we/ us/our? Kek Dikshitar watch me DRS and book some more shares

>>54489327
Guarantee I hold more shares than (You) faggot and I've held them longer too. I've been in these threads for over two years. Not everything has to be comfy rose colored glasses. We saved this company from bankruptcy, it's time they start delighting us imo.
>verification not required

>>54489325
You gonna report me, snitch?

>>54489391
Didn't Rimjabbi tell you he's used this scripted response before?

Seems pretty obvious that the algo is repeating this pattern

It's joever.

>>54489391
I bought because
>fucking gamestop
and liked the GameStop First National Bank meme
>implying I wasn't in that original /v/ thread
and I like the stock. What is this "squeeze" and "save from bankruptcy" you speak of?

>>54489427
For reference

chart anons, kindly get the fuck out of here.

>>54489391
Are you not delighted? My local gamestop went from being a run down hole in the wall full of crack heads to being a clean, well stocked, well staffed video game store. I pass by that place all the time, and it's busier than ever.

AMC was the play all along, long live Adam Aron.! What a king!

If you guys are bored come kek at the BBBaggies
>31 cents

>>54489433
Nice try, glownig, I never said anything about a short squeeze, which is illegal. I want my company to protect my interests as is their fiduciary responsibility, and I want to be delighted as Cohen promised to do. I saved this company from bankruptcy almost two years ago when they sold shares ATM and raised billions of dollars. Now it's time for them to protect and delight their shareholders, and anyone who disagrees is a smelly jeet that takes its dumps in the street.

>>54489469
Why does everything I post invoke so much seethe in you people? Is it because I’m basically the only reasonable poster in these threads?

>>54489484
BBBY faggots took this personally, literally and unironically those fuckboys are going to take it to 0 (ZERO). Much respect. Game recognizes game

>>54489500

>>54489480
Not really desu, I think the time of the brick and mortar is over. I'm the anon who was trying to buy an SSD from their website and they didn't have any, nor did they have any nearby at their stores.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>54489500
I just like the ramenbowls dawg

>>54489500
Checked
>short squeezes are illegal
Retard confirmed, short squeezes are most definitely NOT illegal. How the fuck can it be illegal to profit off of the bad bets of idiots?

>>54489517
Bbbaggots are insufferable. I know gme holders have done some mental gymnastics but bbby holders are unhinged from reality

WTFWT?

>>54489500
Holy shit the new cope is short squeezes are illegal kek
I guess being in the green is illegal too huh baggie good thing RC will keep you safe

>>54489609
Never mind. It was nothing

>>54489563
>>54489618
Instigating a short squeeze, you dumbfucks. Holy shit, is this the new hedgekike cope, to get us all to type that we are trying to cause a short squeeze on GME? You guys really need to give up. Aren't your bosses ready to just pay us and move on?

Despite Larry chink trying to sound like Confucius in all of his tweets this faggot is now a baggie. Lmfao the chinamen are supposed to be smarter than this

>>54489691
han chinese don't exist anymore, anon. just mongrel rape-baby descendants

We’ll back to crabbing again. See you guys again in the next run up or when the banks start failing again. Stay comfy.

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>54489713
>We’ll back to crabbing again.
With intraday poomps and doomps. I'll take it.

>>54489713
Nice timestamp. Are you a bot?

>>54489780
We’ve been watching digits when we should have been tripping out to time stamps

i don't believe in nuclear weapons

kek dumbfuck bagroids

i encourage using them, i just don't believe they're real

Is the volume low?

>>54489780
>>54489713
Nope just got lucky. Also, I’m betting the Greek yogurt jew will buy more shares either this week or next. Hopefully this kills the crab.

GME
>green
BBBY
>very red
All is as it should be.

Kek baggies

kek baggies

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

kek dumbfuck GME baggots

i'm gay

>>54489845
>>54489859
kek kekkies checkem

>>54489806
You'd best start believing in nuclear fallout windstorms.
You're in one.

Crypto baggies are NGMI. Why would I buy anything that isn’t even accepted as payment at something as simple as a grocery store? It’s only used by criminals to buy drugs, trade child pornography and scam the elderly. So I’m never going to buy imaginary internet money because I’m not a criminal or a faggot. I’ll just keep buying and DRSing a profitable company like GameStop because it actually has a future.

$23.87 EOD

man they cant even let us have +1%. COHAMBO!! DO SOMETHING YOU FAT FUCK!

>y7irX/7u
You bitch and moan in every single thread
Sort your shit out and stop spamming

so wen moon?

oh shit i think i figured out how it works.

>>54489917
you think im gonna say stay comfy, comfybros? that shit is boring

>>54489500
I've been delighted since pre-squeeze my guy

>>54487961
Based

What is the name of the retarded shills shitting on my designated biz street? Kelsington? Kerrington? I'm about to do some autistic digging

>>54489917
come to the dark side, brother. We hate Cohen here and its fun to shitpost from time to time, but you can roll over to the comfy side if you want. It won't hurt to hate Cohambo a little bit. He is too fat for his own good.

GME baggies are NGMI. Why would I buy anything that I can simply download on Steam or the Microsoft store? The stock is only bought by baggies to cope, fantasize about becoming a billionaire overnight and scam the naive. So I’m never going to buy your GME bags because I’m not a dumbfuck baggie. I’ll just keep kekking at baggies and shorting the shit garbage company GameStop because it actually has no future.

>>54489976
Rhymes with Kennethsington Griffinshire

>>54489673
>instigating a short squeeze
Disregard, I'M the retard kek. Carry on fren.

Welcome back, shills. Your tactics continue to be ineffective, and your presence betrays your motives. I’m so glad I’m not you.

Whats up with the AMC kings and their +17%??

>>54489976
Pauperton and Poorton?

>>54489987
HAHAHAAHAHAHAH

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS ASSBLASTED $58k BTC BUYING CRYPTO BAGGIE

HOLY FUCK COPE SEETHE AND DILATE you’re so fucking mad that I am a better investor and person than you. You really don’t sleep well at night over it don’t you?

Filtered

>>54489263
the float is shorted, we own roughly half of it, what cohen does is irrelevant, the government has two cards to play: bail out hedgies or kill the us stock market. we know they bailed everyone except the tax payers out in 2008 and 2020. by the time the dollar is shot to shit we've converted the dollars to assets. all it takes is time. which the hedgies doesn't have.

I’m just so tired

>>54489998
That interview glows in retrospect. The guy conducting it was also in the Netflix documentary, living in a van with his hot down to earth 9/10 gf and no showers or bathroom. Is real life like a movie with the same recurring characters?

>>54490027
Give up

Whats up with the AMC kings and their +20%??

boring ass niggers

>>54490056
>813 number

That probably says hillsborough or Hernando county in Florida

>>54490067
Courts are blocking the ape conversion according to msm

>>54490002
Kek baggie. Keep holding, that's went really well for you so far

>>54490076
oh shit but thats msm so it's gonna hit us gme shareholders in the end.

baker, do it baby!

GME on the 1D looking thick, solid, tight.

>>54490094
>Kek baggie. Keep holding, that's went really well for you so far
kk

Now paid thinkers are getting sent to study the difference between Bagstop Baggoids and BBBaggies. I'll save you and your employers some work: Bagstop Chads are intelligent people pretending to be retarded, while BBBaggies are the exact opposite.

>>54490031
The interviewer most likely has a small cheap apartment where he lives most of the time, It seems he was in GME before the sneeze, so he's already made it and is cruising and banging his woman around the country kek. He's an inspiration desu, also we're living in the Clown World timeline. You've gotta embrace the silliness. It works in our favor.

>New keyboard
Just wanted a mechanical one with backlights
>It can do fucking wave effects and randomized colour ripples on typing
It's going to take some time to get used to shitposting on this baby.

>>54490134
>>54490134
>>54490134
Threaded, frens!

>>54490123
thanks, it went negative moass as soon as you posted

>54489938
>54489981
>22pbtid
Literally anything is a better use of time than spamming up every thread with whining
Sort your shit out

>>54490151
100% Format?

>>54490148
>You've gotta embrace the silliness. It works in our favor.
Time is a fractal. The silliness will repeat and it will be amplified.

>>54490151
Nice.

>>54490094
Chortle my balls.

Holocost never happen
Let's end the kikes monopoly by drsing GME