/biz/ - Business & Finance

Please add this to future OPs, baker. Thanks in advance.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/rabbitrust.asp

Supposedly the chinks are making moves on Taiwan.

choose your edition smg

The market will never go up again

I'm doing a pre-IPO /smg/ invite only offer to buy shares of Rocker Financial LLC. Minimum buy in is $10k. I'm valuing my market cap at $100 million Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity

SELL REDDIT SELL

/SMG/ owes me sex.

>>54486402
>>54486391

how exactly does 'last month's rent' work when you end a lease? do you get it back with the security deposit?

>>54486400
I know you're a janitor. There are other janitors around here that would do it for free.
For this reason, I'm out.

Glad I bought soxs yesterday. Chinks do your thing and don’t forget about Taiwan semiconductor

>>54486422
Some management companies ask for first and last months rent. When you declare that you're moving out, you don't pay rent the last month.

Daily reminder: global bank failures are not bullish

>>54486422
The trick is to stop paying rent 2 months before you leave. Then they can't steal that last payment or the deposit.

>>54486430
Jokes on you Kevin, my entire staff consists of janitors that work for free so my labor cost is $0 so i'm extremely profitable

>>54486391
>Making moves

>>54486391
Is china mucking around a YING type meme or is it a YANG type meme

It's all coming together.

>>54486402
Dumb chinks. You're supposed to call it a quarantine.

>>54486456
YANG gang

>>54486391
>They invaded?
>Carpet bomb ze markets.

>>54486402
this guy is a retard and he posts fake news all the time

>>54486494
>BEIJING, April 6 (Reuters) - China's Fujian maritime safety administration launched a three-day special joint patrol and inspection operation in the central and northern parts of the Taiwan Strait that includes moves to board ships, it said on its WeChat account.

>The move comes amid heightened tensions between China and Taiwan, with U.S. House Speaker Kevin McCarthy hosting Taiwanese President Tsai Ing-wen in California on Wednesday, becoming the most senior U.S. figure to meet a Taiwanese leader on U.S. soil in decades.

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/china-inspect-ships-taiwan-strait-taiwan-says-wont-cooperate-2023-04-06/

China/Taiwan nothingburger like it always is.

What if big chinese firms get told that the army’s gonna do something funny before hand so they can get big money off YANG

my farts are so stinky

>>54486514
are you asking us to imagine the smell?

>>54486501
oooh ww3 confirmed

>>54486501
What's gonna happen to my 60% SOXL portfolio lol

There will never be a hot war. Its too expensive and people in too much debt. Wars must be fought using poor broke people

>>54486528
Overnight it'll become a 30% SOXL portfolio lol

>>54486522
i like getting under the covers to marinate in them

Four big guys

i miss the way he said 'chyna' so much bros

>>54486535
GOOD. I'll have 70% cash then to buy the dip

For some fucking reason I keep thinking Taiwan is to the left of China and not to the right

>>54486552
You won't be able to because they'll call you back into service, Jocko.

hey kid wanna buy a dog coin?

>>54486561
my mom told me i oughtn't talk to NEETs

>>54486558
Bing chillling, let's get it on

I finally get it. I need to start a business. Not a janny business, I'm far to talented and have impeccable people skills. It's time for me to and create a company that deals exclusively in finance.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5sye_VxmNZA&feature=share

EQX is my gold mining stock of choice

>tfw invested in myself by moving to another company that offered me a 30% raise
I'm gonna miss my boss she was so nice abd supportive to me... her son just died a few months ago so I felt really fucking bad about it and she looked despondent when I told her and said she would match any salary to keep me, but HR said no. Brehs...
/blog

>>54486608
Why don't you just start a hedgefund. You are jewish after all

>>54486617
could you fuck her? lemons, lemonade

>>54486501
it's the same thing the US has been doing to "problematic" countries for decades. what's the problem with that?

>>54486633
That's emotional rape bro... plus I'm saving my virginity...

>>54486620
That's exactly what I'm going to do.
>50%. SPY
>10% BOIL
>20% SJIM
>20% 0DTE puts on ARKK

>>54486646
you're allowed one or two 'test runs' to learn before marriage

>>54486369
Just made a meme page to try to grow it so i can monetize it like a jew. Does anyone here run a memepage or anything similar to that? If so I'd appreciate a rough estimate to the type of money I can make, really any advice would be helpful

my 1 yr 4chin pass expired and I see they implemented even more unreadable captchas. I paid $20 (again)
short nasdaq and fuck gookmoot

I hate getting old. I keep forgetting basix tasks

>>54486782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjqOsYRQI0o

>>54486674
Youre allowed as many test runs as you need, unless you're mormon

>>54486674
>>54486798
fornication is a sin, moshe

>>54486829
To sin is to be human.

>>54486402
so China is doing some military exercises before the special operation begins?
is that why INTC pumped 30% within 30d besides being declared dead?

Imagine doing this to your brand lmao.

So the semi finally started a correction 2 weeks ago, but then MU earnings came in shit and "we benefit from AI" and "it's gonna be fine in 2025" literally pushed all the semis up again (made literally all the titles). Then March ended and 2 days in April we dump again.
what's the explanation here? suddenly the market don't look into 2025 but rather the near future? how is the time horizon always changing? Or was it just to "finish the quarter up lol"?

>>54486850
>is that why INTC pumped 30% within 30d besides being declared dead?
INTC is just a plagueship buoyed by the rising time of NVDA becoming a meme stonk

Futures past looks flat line gonna give today a miss. Yawn.

>>54486869
She's cute

>>54486870
in my experience if earnings are good, price will dump at first but go well after that. and vice versa.
the effect was strengthened with the retard ai poompa.

summer is coming, along with waning of euphoria, we'll get double doompa

>>54486776
annoying having to use crypto too.

Baggot this is for you, you likeable Jew nigger.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zv9CG6QL1uM&feature=share

>>54486983
Why is amelia watson mad

>>54487063
she fell for the dollar milkshake theory meme

>>54486870
buddy
navigate to yahoo finance dot com
type in that little box "nvidia"
navigate on the page to P/E ratio
highlight that number
copy that number
paste that number into an untitled libreoffice document
open up bing in another tab
type in "good p/e ratios to buy in at"
compare that number to the number you pasted three steps prior

>>54487073
If anyone can swallow all the dollar milkshakes itd be her

>>54487030
Stop posting this pls

>currents

>>54487074
I completed this exercise and learned a lot.

Remember if you want to bet on USD dying, DON'T long Yuan or Ruble. Find other avenues, namely those connected to Brazilian or Chinese energy companies. These are the best plays, specifically brazil.

>>54487214
t. brazilian

>>54487105
it would be fun to Architect her.

Hoping my gold creeps up this year so I can buy her

>>54486402
war is bullish

>>54486391
China moved some warships. What does this mean for semiconductor stocks and nuclear war?

>>54487214
i think it will take decades for the USD to stop being the reserve currency, but we will see it in our lifetime.

SOXS or FNGD on open today? I'm thinking SOXS because NVIDIA

>>54487267
Yeah, just like the war on Ukraine. We love sending billions to foreign nations. Real bullish, to spend all of that money and bait the fed into raising rates even further. And when the banking system is already in fucking shambles. Yeah, we love small businesses not being able to access consumer loans. Who needs to be able to afford payroll, anyway? You fucking buffoon.

>>54487304
proxy war isn't a real war, retard

>>54487214
usd is not dying.

>>54487321
That's my point. Do you really think the US gives a shit about Ukraine OR Taiwan? Think. Go on, give it a try.

>>54487333
US Troops will die to protect ladyboys.

>>54487347
We will fight and die for homosexuality in Botswana and you can focus your investing around that because this is financial advice.

>>54486776
I have become an expert for solving 4chan captchas.

>>54486776
That’s $20 you will never invest bucko, just slide the scroller and type in the gibberish

im still cash gang. spooky market.

work soon. im trying to build up more cash to invest.

Is nothingburger the opposite of a whopper?

Classic retarded stockmarket, took em a whole day to bring down EU stocks, casually pumps in 2 hours.

Should you short Nasdaq?

>>54487470
In 2 weeks.

weather looking bullish for summer

Someone explain where the buddy look at * computer meme came from now. I've waited long enough.

>>54487331
The less countries using the USD the more upside i see for the US. They’ll have to actually be fiscally responsible.

Yields...

>>54487399
How is it retarded? EU is simply too strong, m8. "We" are massively outperforming all other markets in terms of earnings and growth, and despite the "looming recession" and massive inflation, nothing has changed. We be pumpin

lost a tooth, lost my job, virgin... i mean theres really no reason not to gamble it all on one ticker.

What is that ticker and what form of investment are we talking.

>>54487567
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!!! CANCEL ALL ORDERS!!!!

>>54487569
But that would involve abandoning the tranny agenda and actually prosecuting the democrats for their illegal bullshit, so no can do there bub. :^) We go full venezuela all the way from here on out.

>>54487708
All in BBBY, either it goes to nothing and you weep hard or it moons and you can afford high class escorts every night for a year. No inbetween.

>>54487567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

>>54487708
BNKD, but you have to hold for the next 6 months.

>>54487764
Wha-what will happen in 6 months?

>>54487830
Collapse.

>futures

The fuck happened to Nasdaq?

>>54487074
>>54486870
It doesn't explain why semi pumped again at the release of MU earnings. they should have continue to dump. I still don't understand what happened that day and then why only today we dump. The only explanation was it was before the end of Q1

>>54487930
Semiconductors come from Taiwan.

BUR

Does a website letting me calculate how a stocks with its dividend rinvested performs?
Like, there are loads of dividends reinvested calculators, but you just put a sum and it does the basic math. What I want is a site where I pick a stock ticker, and it shows the right chart with the dividend reinvested, and ideally let me compare with indexes.
For divy stonks, it matters a lot.

>>54487762
Kek that's hugely appropriate for this week

>>54488021
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>if you are /fit/ you can make them pay for dinner

This is financial advice. I'm slowly recouping my BOIL unrealized losses with realized gains in free puss/food/booze

I had to get up to pee in the middle of the night and now I cant fall back to sleep even if I lay still and think about how im going to buy BNKD. Its 3:30 am

>>54488031
Thanks, I feel retarded, they're even in the OP

>>54488037
i actually love this idea, but didnt canadian banks do better than american last time

>>54488052
what does canadian banks have to do with BNKU? WFC will drag BNKU down. earnings are in a week.

I missed out on shorting C3ai.
Lads, is it too late or is it going to dump today as well? I feel like a -8%, maybe -10% might be possible, but I'm afraid it's going to pump like crazy on no news because fuck you that's why.

https://youtu.be/kKx9oPyh0KM
Wake Up America it is time to slurp. Grab yourself a nice soft serve or hard serve of your choice and be proud of yourself Jack. Our spirit will never be broken by foreign FUD.

Natgas ready for takeoff (EU injection phase starting early april)

How do I short /smg/

>>54488091
I'm sorry, as you can see i'm not only retarded but, have low intellect too. I saw the BMO logo for the ticker on tradingview

BBBY chads...

>>54487512
>Tfw few years away from wizardy
It's literally impossible to get laid as a skinny white guy. I'm 183/66kg but bitches want muscle. However I like to stay skinny/lean because that makes you age slower and food costs less

>>54488178
Not buying your BOIL bags until one of you ropes on tiktok

>>54488186
gay id, fits well for BBBY troons

How can I trick my brain into loving myself?

>>54488191
Shut up dumb nigga, being lean means you got cardio out the ass means your dick game should be ridiculous. Find some in shape gym bunny that knows what good dick looks like and you'll be drowning in pussy juice in no time.

>>54488227
Gaslight yourself into better self-esteem. Or do shrooms, or both just not at the same time.

>>54488227
There are for practical purposes, infinite possibilities that the human genome can form to become a human. You are unique ,despite maybe being the most butt ugly useless fuck to ever exist. You are one of a kind. Like the rarest of funko pops.
Or just go to the gym idiot.

>>54488191
>girls want /fit/ guys
Yes.. it really is that simple

Whats your height? 183 doesnt even seem lean. I am ~177 at the moment and some neckbeard here accused me of being on steroids. Just pick up heavy things and eat protein dude. If you wanna be a twink then you should go ahead and transition or get used to being a bottom. It's really easy to get laid as a fag so that's always an option I guess

>>54488210
Not everybody trades BOIL

>>54488182
become a jannie

>>54488191
U a fat fuck nless ur like 6'6

Who's in?

>>54488301
Shut the fuck up retard. Even at 6'6 anything 240 and under would get you into the military, and depending on build as high as 280 wouldn't be fatfuck territory. If you're a mass monster low triple digits would still be healthy.

>>54486402
>the real fly
Credible source.

>>54488321
I don't sign up or participate in shit. And besides, what are they going to say "hurrdurr it is like the opposite of what cramer says duh"
Regardless, how much is kramer seething at the reality of an inverse fund to his giantess? The goyim can only sleep so long, Jimmy.

>>54488191
>it's impossible to get laid as a short guy
>it's impossible to get laid as a tall skinny guy
>it's impossible to get laid as a gym guy without a handsome face
>it's impossible to get laid as a handsome faced guy without a lot of money too
Maybe you're just a fucking coward who doesn't ask and a loser who doesn't even try.

Yes I unironically told you to b urself.

>>54488134
sell target was 20$ by professional analysists but could go lower, feel free to try your luck if you want but I'm going to slurp it if does not dump today

>>54486494
lel this, he blocked me for pointing out that claims of a "Zelensky bodydouble" were ridiculous.

>>54488231
>dick game
>good dick
Why are basketball-American males such as yourself so homosexual?

>>54488268
By 183 I think he meant 183cm, which is 6'0.
66kg (145 lbs) at that height is literally skeleton mode.

>>54488358
he's only doing the news since BLM probably because he lost all credibility on fintwit being a retarded doomer permabear in the 2020-2021 runup.

Furthermore
>>54488321
>>54488343
>inverse cramer fund
>cramer tells you to buy it
>fwoop universe collapses in an instant
and the inverse fund is kinda fucked because part of the magic of doing the opposite of what cramer says is *when* to do the opposite. If you do it right away or even a month away, you might miss out.

>>54488359
He is right though.. fitness/diet/general health are directly correlated with "dick game"

Boner pills were originally designed as heart medication but then fat fucks figured out it makes their penis actually work

Woke up and decided to grab a drink so over-posting but REMEMBER TODAY IS THE LAST TRADING DAY OF THE WEEK.
Don't forget to wish everyone happy Good Friday so no one ever forgets.

>>54488426
Remember we are the avant garde of both retards and pros. Have an amazing maxed-happy great Friday tomorrow folks.

>>54488426
>REMEMBER TODAY IS THE LAST TRADING DAY OF THE WEEK.
Thanks for reminding me anon, I would've forgotten.

Ohnonono its over for BRK.B

>>54488359
Chicks go for basketball americans because they typically aren't fatasses and have some vascularity which is a visual cue that they have strong cardio. Use this information to work on your cardio game, stop using nicotine, and don't jerk off excessively or too frequently so you have a rock hard cock that's ready to fuck at the drop of a hat and you WILL get more pussy. If you're really based you can buy a vacuum pump or bathmate and make your dick bigger while having good cardio so it stays harder for longer. Getting laid is this simple, and the fact that most men cannot do these things to have a strong dick game is emblematic of the problems in society.

>>54488475

>>54488426
>>54488475
>>54488469
PLEASE STOP BEING SO ANTISEMETIC

I begin my journey as the grantor instead of the grantee!

>>54486608
You should start a wedgefund
Since your wife gets so many wedgies

>dear anon this is a recruiter, do you know anyone who fits these qualifications, not you since you don't but please tell me your friends nmes
>sincerely, a woman
Why do these useless dipshits think I'm going to read their email and do their job for them?

>futures

RECeSSION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>54488749
This image tells me nothing.

WTFWT

bobo getting heemed again

>>54488776
look again

>>54488776
Wow yeah I'm getting super heemed look at that

Check the previous week's job revisions ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

>BBBY exit pump premarket
Kek

>FOMC Member Bullard Speaks
despite his mumutard name, he's one of the most hawkish fed members
hopefully he's reiterating his 5.7% rate target (again) today

If you build a Next Generation Enterprise-D, it is incorrect to do a proper job with the registration number decal. This is because the film of the decal on the model is visible on-screen (particularly pronounced on the Blu-Rays). Therefore, doing a proper job of it with decal setting solution and a nice concealing topcoat is not accurate. When worrying about how your shit turns out in this general, remember that basically everyone here has the necessary skill to have worked in studio model shops back in the day. You are all Pro Level.

>futes

Love my job, it is strange and badass. Got my teeth sank into a project that should take another year and I make 60k. A recruiter hit me up recently with an offer to take a desk job in my old industry for 100k and a car. Should I take the money? I'd be able to stack the portfolio a lot higher but I would never have fun at work again.

>>54488820
I'm holding 20k shares with a cost basis of 53 cents per share, if this shit pumps to even 2$ I have 4x'ed my money and it's coinflip odds whether it does or not. I'd rather take that bet than keep longing UVXY calls and getting my dick lopped off because the entire market is fake and gay.

It took me a few weeks to kill my account. It's going to take years to get back to where I was.

Women in my area started about investing in ETFs & single stocks. What now?

>>54488034
Pathetic asswipe shut the fuck up

Another crab day

>>54489021
>Another crab day
>the crab

remember we're closed tomorrow bros.

>>54487601
does this mean that the next 6 months-eoy are going to be bleak

>>54489086
and after the the market closes down forever

Gonna dump today and rise again on Monday.

If you're not slurping here invite me to your funeral.

Rocker. How is your pen situation right now. If you’re interested in suggestions I would recommend the Paper Mate Write Bros .8mm disposables. Smooth writing, no skipping, and cap is good for chewing. Also, with practice you can make the worlds most annoying whistle sounds with them and annoy everyone around you.

>>54489014
tell them to buy stockings instead

>>54489146
Pilot G2 is the correct answer.

>futes
BULLBROS DID WE GET TOO COCKY?!?!?!

>>54489174
snib

>>54489174
nobody wants to hold shit for a 3 day weekend

>>54489174
bulls are cocky, greedy, and completely delusional

>>54489190
Or are they just looking for better entry price before the melt up really commences?

>>54489158
Fuck I wish that were me

>>54489158
The G2 is awesome and I love it but the cost may be a bit too steep for Rocker.

>>54489210

>>54488932
Flip a coin

What if Bobos win

>>54489242
What if you weren't gay?

>>54488932
It's your call. A desk job + a car, that's surprising. You didn't enjoy it when you did it before? If you'll hate it, it's not worth it. But imagine the power of investing an additional 30k/yr (beware of lifestyle creep).

>>54489242

I’m expecting a huge bounce from natty gas some point soon

>>54489174
It seems so

>>54489294
Rekt

Bottoms in, the Golden bullrun starts now

>>54489276
I did enjoy the industry but after leaving I started working on bigger cooler things, so to go back would be a downgrade in terms of blue-collar prestige.
>beware lifestyle creep
Fuckin a, I'm already looking at new houses

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

What the fuck was that?

>>54489323
Scary gif

Good thing this is the bottom or else I'd have to kill myself.

For perspective natural gas is now cheaper than before the war kek remember all that shit about the economy collapsing because natty gas was going to the stratosphere

a.

My opening portfolio

What do you think?

>>54489363
Why are you doing this to yourself

OUTAAaaaaa.....

SOXS go to 34 plox

>>54489357
Only scary for bobos

>>54489343
>one second off
Bruh just hit post a second before market open, shit ain't hard to avoid getting ping fucked.

Guys I need help. How do I win the /ck/ competition? I'm already up another 40% to the upside, but I'm more worried about winning.

>>54489397
It's harder than it looks bro

>>54489322
Settled for 5

>>54488021
>>54488031
So I'm not sure why, but the results varies greatly between the two sites. Which one is right?
XOM dividends reinvested from 1995 to the end of march 2023 (for some reason dividendchannel starts on 08/01/1995, but whatever, it won't change much there wasn't a crash on that week)

Top is dividendchannel, bottom is Portfolio Visualizer
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio?s=y&timePeriod=4&startYear=1995&firstMonth=1&endYear=2023&lastMonth=12&calendarAligned=true&includeYTD=false&initialAmount=10000&annualOperation=0&annualAdjustment=0&inflationAdjusted=true&annualPercentage=0.0&frequency=4&rebalanceType=0&absoluteDeviation=5.0&relativeDeviation=25.0&leverageType=0&leverageRatio=0.0&debtAmount=0&debtInterest=0.0&maintenanceMargin=25.0&leveragedBenchmark=false&reinvestDividends=true&showYield=false&showFactors=false&factorModel=3&portfolioNames=false&portfolioName1=Portfolio+1&portfolioName2=Portfolio+2&portfolioName3=Portfolio+3&symbol1=XOM&allocation1_1=100&symbol2=SPY&allocation2_2=100

>>54489393
the absolute state of modern anime. glad I left

>>54489344
DUMP!

>>54489378

damn it feels good to be a bobo

I just closed most of my shorts. Always bet on crab.

Zerohedge geriatric MAGA boomers sharding & farding over the initial jobless claims numbers even when they're still in record low territory.

>>54489424
The slurp team was pretty late yesterday so I assume they will be late again today to fuck over the options traders, again

Why this old thread isn't even filled by now?
Why /smg/ is inactive today

>>54489454
crab heemed all options holders

>>54489410
So you were short? The fuck you even trading that's not the current poop and pee figures?

>>54489454
/smg/ volatility has been pretty low lately.

>>54489454
Some might say 'its over'
This is the last essehmgee, thank god

Job market is finally cooling down. Recession is right next.

>>54489454
pol tourists were like
omggg!!! bank run!!! i need to epic short like margin call and i rich!!!!
and then they lost all their money and went back to complain about central banking or smth

>>54489499
>Job market is finally cooling down.
[citation needed]

>>54489399
What?

Mother fucking radical Christians bombing Israel on passover. This disgusts me.

>>54489454
Everyone is cleaned out or tired of clown market. Plus last day of the week.

>dumping on no news
epic

>>54489520
look it's still high from expectation.

Hold the line! I said HOLD THE LINE! G-guys? Anyone?

>>54489540
wat?

>>54489539
Taiwan is news. The ceo getting stabbed is news

>>54489552

>>54489537
Wait this is fucking Islam acting on Israel. We need to strike Iran's ability to create anything including children.

I just got my price alerts, unh moving up and now meta moving down. This actually seems pretty bad but no vix spike? Is the Jew thing real?

>>54489158
>Pilot G2

>>54489537
Who gives a fuck what happens in Isreal, they are literally bombing each other every other weekend

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>54489520
Payroll data from yesterday was down
signaling a possible recession according to MSM

>>54489596
you tell me

>>54489291
>expecting
or hoping for? which is it in the "fr fr no cap" sense?

>>54489596
Sorry I farted

>>54489552
Relax the slurp team is gonna take care of it eventually

>>54489589
What? Fuck you. We need a containment zone for Jews Israel must not fall. We just need more room but the fucking liberals keep supporting Palestine instead of letting them go to Germany where they belong

>>54489577
I've been using a syringe and injecting ink into a pen I bought for $3.50 over 10 years ago. Look up Pilot Parallel Pens, I'm a bit of a calligrapher, but this forum doesn't give me opportunity to utilize my credentials as a IAMPETH member. I also think they should start on the softs just because the rainfall and cold temperatures

>>54489606
I'm expecting the employment number which is going to be released tomorrow to print a new ATH once again.
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CE16OV

>>54489625
>slurp team
don't put much faith in those quants. the plunge protection team is legally required to buy my bags

>>54489635
I literally don’t care, Jews and Arabs are the same thing they look identical too me

>gold down
>stocks down
>10 year down

Is this really the result of just the dollar creeping back up?

>>54489424
I was right to bet on the crab.

>>54489680
No... the Sephardic jews maybe look like Goat fuckers, but I have blonde hair and blue eyes and was a jew before my baptism.

>>54489714
Seriously Jewish >>54489647

Today turned out to be an even better DE SLURPPORTUNITY, my own slurping from yesterday is doin' a little sufferin'. It's at 370 now but has been around 366 some while I was
ON
THA
SHITTER
a bit ago.
It's an excellent long term company to do business with, keep an eye on it if you don't find now to be slurpable enough for your tastes. The bear in me actually knew better and thinks I should have waited until THE GREAT HEEM TO COME but I have already waited so long for prices like these I just had to FLY INTO ACTION and STRIKE WHILE THE IRON WAS HOT.

is $C3AI a buy now?

AW YEAH BULL RUN BACK ON

Is this.... is it...
THE BIG ONE!?!!?

>>54489714
Do you have a sister I can inpregnant so my offspring are apart of the tribe?

>>54489753
DEAD CAT BOUNCE

>>54489752
NEVAH EVAH

not falling for this bulltrap

Startprogramm: Hyperkrabbe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-bgiiTxhzM

>>54489752
could drop a bit more but i made small entry and see where it goes

>GFAI
goddammit I should have listened to that one anon

>>54489412
>but whatever, it won't change much there wasn't a crash on that week)
it does change it. change portviz to 1996 and the numbers are much lower.

this is a sucker's rally

You faggot burgers actually countertrade EUstocks. This can't go on forever. STOP PUMPING EU

Short JPY bros, I am getting unheemed

>>54489454
i sold some naked calls yesterday so i could go out and buy a nice prime rib this morning. i'm back now though so you can expect premium entertainment from this point forward

>>54489790
>AI stocks pumping again.
Welp this might be it for the dump

should i slurp some TQQQ or stay in cash

>>54486557
If you keep going it’s just further to the left than the right desu

Stocks can't go up forever, but the USD can go down forever. I'm thinkin stonks are back

>>54486369
I am financially bored. Mainly cash. Idk what to do anymore

>>54489817
bull trap. no one wants to go long right before easter holiday when jobs comes out

Hezbollah and the kikes are bombing each other rn, how do I profit from this? DFEN? RTX? Help me squeeze a few shekels out of this today goys.

so recession's cancelled?

>SGOV is shortable
What the fuck, why doesn't everyone just short it on the last day of every month and get rich.

>>54489840
thanks anon

>>54489158
This is the only pen I can write with and I've tried a lot of the expensive brands. I bought $50 worth of G2's 5 years ago and I'm almost out now.

>>54489827
A Jedi seeks not action/adventure, but if (You) are in need of pure excitement then holding BOIL during this 5 business day contract roll and just seeing what actually occurs while having skin in the game might be fun.

Passover pump.

>>54489854
because you pay the dividend if you short

Sqqq retard here.
overslept again.
very upset.

bobobros, did we get too cocky?

>>54489577
>NOOOOOOO!!! BIZ SAID PENS WERE WHITE MAN'S CREATION!!!! REEEEEE!!!

>>54489886
Absolutely. I am not bullish but we haven't even reached 390 yet, let alone a break of this crab range

My puts...

>>54489886
THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!

>>54489905
snibbed

>AMC up 17%

>The survey also found that, on average, doctors pay off their debt within eight years of graduation.
>make 200k a year
>it all gets eaten up by repayments on debt

>>54489886
Have some backbone, we'll be resuming our crash in an orderly fashion shortly.

>come to /smg/ an hour ago
>see market slightly red
>come back now
>see bulls celebrating
>check charts
>it's actually more red than an hour ago
Honesty question why are you retards so fucking retarded?

>>54489940
The smg meme/shill stock list has a breddy gud amount of green in it overall today.

>>54489970
Look at that CLF and X pump. Did steel just get some kind of news?

>>54489967
where are these bulls celebrating you speak of?

>>54489954
its called an investment which you should be familiar with on a stock general. after 8 years its pure gains for the doctors that massively beats out a mcwagie job.

>>54489970
Some pretty based stock in that list ngl

I guess $LEVI holders got caught with their pants down!

>>54489905
Thanks for playing

>>54489763
I miss Steve like you wouldn’t believe

oh fuck its going to be a long weekend isn't it?

>>54490039
An Anon had kept a list since 2020 (picrel) and gave it to me when I started building one (an smg meme/shill list). I wonder what might still be missing. My own small list I'd started with had some that had not been in his (VIST and WISH for example).

Anyone buy the GFAI dip?

>>54490083
Missing SKYT and SILV (I think) off the top of my head.

I shorted McDonalds

>>54489454
It's passover retard.

>>54488323
uhhhh ur föt

>>54490033
>54490033
in case you don't get severely ill medium-longterm (or in my terms discover a creeping illness that was ravaging me over years and still takes time to solve) almost right before your exams (lawyer). Then it was all for nothing. But no debts, not in the EU.

>>54490104
I just ordered a McDonald’s

>>54490083
>NAK
now there's a fucking stock

>>54490117
The EU has a different problem where doctors take their free degree and fuck off to the USA.

>>54490118
whatja get?

>>54490118
AAAAA MY SHORTS

>>54490139
Double quarter pounder with cheese and some chicken nuggets

>>54490127
I'd hope they do. Most are worthless anyways. Only a few were able to help me. Only /fit doctors. People who care about their looks and functionality of their body. Don't go to fat or nerdneck doctors.

>>54490182
>>54490182
>>54490182

>>54490101
Much appreciated, didn't have SILV. Here's everything in mine, 1/2. Anyone just seeing this, smg meme/shill list, please help with anything (reasonably worthy enough) missing.

>>54487567
BUDDY, LOOK AT KNOWYOURMEME COMPUTER

>>54490203
2/2

>>54490206
>>54487567
Should be ICP = Internetcomputer, or isn't this the origin? At least it got heavily popular through INTERNETCOMPUTER

>>54490252
no