/biz/ - Business & Finance

Is world war 3 bullish?

>>54483663
Is there some Happening that is supposed to be happening? Did the Ukraine thing escalate? Are the Chinese and Indians throwing each other off Himalayan cliffs again?

>have been fuckbuddies with my own sister for upwards of a year now
Stocks for this situation?

>slurping BOIL

>>54483674
Worse nothing is happening.

if i contribute 10k to my 401k and 6500 to my IRA i can avoid my entire tax liability, for a gain of like 8000, tax avoidance gains are much better than stock gambling gains.

Bought another $5k of MCFNF at close, you are fucking stupid if you are a natgas chad and aren't buying.

>>54483663
I am in OXY and INTC so I think a Chinese confrontation might benefit me. So perhaps it is personally bullish.

>>54483674
China cutting off the supply of magnets. It sounds dumb, but it would be really bad.

>>54483685
What is the next happening that can pump my VX (VIX futures) call options?

>>54483702
Does that mean the price of electronics will go up a lot?

>>54483713
More like shortages becauae there aren't any to sell.

OXY has completely taken over the petrol market share, conoco phillips is moving to carbon remediation.

>>54483681
POWW

What stocks allow me to short leftist metropolis hellholes?

>>54483682
>tfw your break even on BOIL is $20+
Based Dire Straits poster, though.

>>54483681
Just jewish things.

>>54483724
I'm pretty sure Biden admin just is moving to mine rare earth metals domestically in USA, which made their China lose 20% of their share of rare earth production in the world.

did we just miss the short entry of a lifetime? is it too late to go in now?

>>54483760
Daaaaaaaang. I reckon you might want to consider selling in Jan no matter what it gets to. That is the peak for contracts as it stands, and starts dropping again from there. Bless you.

>>54483772
Nasdaq has only been down 3 days after 6 mo climb so probably no. That is if it's actually gonna go down

>>54483702
>>54483713
>>54483724
>>54483765
Bullish for
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>>54483790
>finn
>retarded
Checks out.

>futures

>twink
>BOIL
Corporate needs you to find the difference between the two green texts.

>>54483772
lol no it just started, it will be a cascading effect until late june/early july until the fed pivots, and it will take another 3 months for the market to catch up. be buying regularly from now to the bottom and ride the bull. This is a bear market foe short selling.

I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK

>>54483760
Those are some heavy bags anon. You should buy some puts on the exit pump this week. It's going down to $2. Become the sultan of swing

>>54483751
certain REITs

Literally anyone with a brain bought BOIL when oil went negative, if you are buying in now you are a retarded baggie that doesn't deserve money. Wait a year and recoup your inititial investment.

>>54483859
>buy a losing position
Jewish as fuck.

How long will it dump? Till next week? Two weeks? All month?

>>54483876
Actually oil was pretty shit until trump lost the election. After that it was obvious free money and they started pumping.

mumu. I see that once again, you though a break above 4k was sustainable. That conviction of yours is endearing, if, ahem, a bit misplaced...

>>54483876
im installing a natural gas boiler to the house I am buying to go long on natural gas.

>>54483890
Nobody knows how far it will fall, just that we are in quicksand above a sink hole. The movers have hedged their bets and are waiting to buy back in. Just expect to see red in your portfolio for awhile and learn how to short.

>>54483890
Untill the general election.

>>54483893
Oil crashed because the world economy came to a hault because of covid hysteria.

>>54483910
Does the intake hose go directly in your ass? Is that why rocker is long on natgas?

How the fuck do people get info on these literal who medical stocks with FDA drug trials?

>>54483893
>Actually oil was pretty shit until trump lost the election
No. Boomerbrain is NOT ALLOWED in /smg/
The story of oil are shale shitheads literally incinerating hundreds of BILLIONS in capital so that it left a bad taste as a market investment leading to 4-5 years of severe underinvestment and then covid memes.
The shale shitheads must be euthanized whenever spotted or they will shit it all up again.

>>54483894
>Nice

where is that anon who shilled MEDS
I just want to talk

>>54483954
>fda panel full of ex pharma execs

>>54483954
Personal interest and research, connected in small degrees, much like how a society functions. If everybody knew everything then nobody would have an edge, and half of the people would resist it.

>>54483945
nah but I am going to have a spare hookup (when the dryer kicks the cans I am getting a natural gas one) that I can use as a flamethrower to protect my property and braphogs

I am accumulating Credit Suisse and Silvergate Capital. Tickers: CS, SI

I've never had sex

>>54483940
Oil went negative in May. Oil stocks largely bottomed in November 2020.

Look at XOM historical charts. Double bottom with an absolute low the week of Nov 2nd. I wonder why?

>>54483965
We built thousands of miles of pipeline for natgas for fracking shale, you don't know shit.

SKYT SHILL
I JUST
WANT
TO
SPEAK
TO
YOU
JUST A
LITTLE CHAT
PLEEEASE

>>54484012
Lol, I bought and sold that shit after the 10% pump.

>lose money on crypto
>try stocks because it's safer
>lose money on stocks

>>54484000
You should try it, it can cost anywhere from free to $1k, sometimes you can even get paid for it.

I think I'm done hiking my 401k contributions. I mean unless things just go to hell I'll have enough money to outlast me as it stands now. (Pension + 401k + brokerage account just there for the ride). I want to shift into life enjoying mode more now that the hard work is done. But not go full on retarded with it either while I count down the years till retirement day. Hard to be honest. I've always punted into retirement accounts cause I don't wanna be one of those "oh no, I've retired and I've got a shortfall of green" type people. Also once I retire I wanna stay retired. Not go back. Unless its some part time gig I do for shats and giggles but who knows that's still a ways off yet.

>>54484022
What stock did you buy,baggie

>>54484022
Try options next

>>54484022
Stocks are a long game, if you think you are going to get rich fast you are one of those people that make the long game profitable.

>>54483702
Blessed Fortuna.
Finally we have a solid macro play that can't fail.
>brics uniting
>us influence falling
>regional power blocks forming
>no more free rocks
>mining companies that were literally worthless last year will soon have competitive pricing
It's shale all over again, but with magic rocks that stick together. Praise be. Finally a move I can make other than gambling on how Powell feels today.

What happened to jam anon? Did they arrest him for all the cum he fed people?

>>54484076
The Handy finally arrived in the mail.

How do I profit from this?

>>54484087

>>54484087
Invest in chik fil-... invest is krispy krunchy chic...
Fug why haven't jews ruined the private chicken industry yet?

>>54484109
WE HAVE TRIED TO MAKE SHELLED EGGS UNAFFORDABLE. WE HAVE TRIED TO BURN CHICKEN FARMS DOWN. WE EVEN NUKED THE FEED THAT MAKES CHICKENS LAY EGGS. WE. HAVE. BEEN. TRYING. FUUUUUUCKKKKKKK

>>54484158
Chickens are easy to raise in a short time and give you lots of eggs and meat eating pest bugs and natural grazing in a small plot of land. You can buy a dozen hatched chicks for as many dollars and weed out all but one to be a rooster with an heir in 6 months with two dozen egg laying hens.

Happy Passover my dudes

my favorite passover song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8OeBZQn3_w

what’s with the stupendous amount of china FUD on /biz/ lately?
is it a dank new meme or are the glowies trying to dump propaganda on us?

>>54484033
WRONG
It can cost anything from free to EVERYTHING EVER.

>>54484238
its probably to counter the anti-america FUD that has been going around.

>>54484238
china is export driven and their biggest customers are all about to go through de facto sovereign default

>>54484243
>fell for the street walker meme.
Single moms looking for extra cash that I have a personal relationship with. Friend sex without baggage that I kick some money toward.

Would it make sense to short Nasdaq with an 5, 10 or 20x leverage? Obviously each is more profitable but risky by an order of magnitude. If the index slides 4% over 4 days then 20x will give 200% returns, 10x 146% and 5x only 20%.

Would it be worth it to use maximum leverage here? Obviously whole investment gets wiped at 4-5% pump

>>54484238
The Chinese Century is actually about to be upon us. I hope youve been learning Chinese

>>54483703
Biden saying nigger, it's just a matter of time I think it's going to be July or even August though. When is your expiration?

>>54484238
270% debt to gdp is bullish?

>>54484282
>underestimating the power of Satan acting through women
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>>54483751
Bxp?

>>54483890
Welp, Fed has 2 options
>Continue to raise rates & QT continuing in the recession
or
>kick the can down the road by lightening QT & bailouts resulting in an even worse & longer recession
Pretty sure administration is pushing them towards the latter. If JPOW wont cooperate, they will just replace him with diversity.

>>54484294
short amazon with 100x leverage

It's over

>>54483772
It's probably going to go up now that you said something thanks

>>54484214
Thanks. Ill let my parents neighbor know. She has something like 200 chickens. Maybe she should get more?

>>54484238
No idea. They're finally accepting Visa entry again after locking down and freezing mine for 3 years. Might go visit soon.

>futures

>>54484311
>buttmad
Put it this way, can you provide anything that a woman cannot provide herself? If the only thing that you can give her is a cock, you are losing. Women are manageable until you stop giving them attention. Then they become a problem.

>>54484308
wouldn't count on it, ice cream settles his nigger rants. they keep him on tightly regimented schedule of the stuff. sometimes he even gets an cream feeding tube or IV drip.

>>54484350
More land or chickens? I would say both but I am only interested in self sustaining and improving relations with my neighbors.

>oil
>yields

WTF
square is accused of fraud by Hindenburg, the same group that slapped the shit out of Adani
https://youtu.be/4FWv9qZAJGc

how the fuck did I miss that?
did you faggots discuss that last week?

>>54484386
My mother gets all the eggs she would ever need. She allows the chickens to graze on some of their land. Im going down to their place this weekend for easter and eggs :)

>>54484414
The short report? Thought everyone knew so i just shit posted.

I want a decent 28 year old that will go on hunting and fishing trips with me that I can get pregnant.

so are we buying WING or not.

>lean hogs

>>54484416
:)

>>54484427
>fishing
Nobody likes that

>>54484448
>thinks girls don't like being on a boat
Literally neither of you have to put effort into sex. The moon does it all.

>>54484463
My bad, I like girls that ride horses and tend to them every morning and evening and aren't easily manipulated by my bullshit.

>>54484448
Maybe not in the faglands, but women love fishin' around here.

>>54484502
Yee hawww daddy

>>54484523
Ribbon has to go. make it into pony tail, dear. Also put on a solid color dress (preferably) with a thong.

>futes

>>54482823
Ah, G4, I remember those days, when the John Henson Project was on Spike TV. He introviewed a porn star once that said her hottest fantasy was to be fucked behind a dumpster.

Damn, nasdaq will go below 13k before I get to short it

>>54484546
Yes daddy. Anything for you daddy. Sorrwe its not full color, camo is all i can find.

>>54484554
Buying anything right now is a long for you because you don't understand bears.

>>54484566
Mmmmmm pink pusy for the IDF

>favorite pizza got his with shrinkflation post covid
>went from 1440 calories to 1140
>annoyed but still my favorite
>tonights pizza looks fucking huge
>cheese and pepperoni overflowing
>check nutrition
>1400 calories again
Close enough. I wonder if they lost customers and walked it back

>>54484595
Lying jew is what you are, an MSNBC super star...

>>54484310
The US is at 123%
but china devalues their currency, which might help with their debt burden?

I feel like debt is just a nothingburger for any first world country. The dumbocrats always kick the budget and the republicucks always cave

>>54484615
Did you forget that every major country that isn't NATO signed on to BRICS to dump the US dollar a few days ago? LEL you are a fucking retard if you don't understand the ramifications.

>>54484595
now its called bloatflation

MR. MARKET
>MR. MARKET
MR. MARKET

I want to breed with a quarter jew, just so my children have their survival traits.

>>54484684
Im pretty sure thats how werewolves are born

Look at the 1-year chart

>>54484590
Well.....Mr. COKE HEAD OVER IN UKRAINE THINKS ITS ALL HIS SO YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO ATTACK ONE OF YOIR OWN IF YOU WANT THIS NAY NAY

>>54484693
Vampires

>>54484700
All of the decent Ukranian pusy is in France and Germany. Imagine dying for a jew.

>30 pbtid
>120 posts

>>54484735
My chatroom

>>54484739
you clearly rule

There is this weird BBBY schizo who has a YouTube channel. He keeps stalking their headquarters and fulfillment center locations and admits that he has been warned by the police that if he goes back on the property he will be charged with trespassing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMcczJzf-NI

>>54484723
Any pussy that ran is no pussy a man of your caliber should get with. Your kids would have the jew and beta gene. Both of those would be dominant as you have been drinking fluoride since birth. Go find you a competative horse jumper and put a ring on it. Stay away from the barrel racers, bunch of fags in that profession. Dont ask me how i know that, k. Good. Carry on.

>>54484762
just check out /bbby/ they are more deluded than the stock

>>54484762
laughing at baggies aside, it really is dumb how a stock can be worth $120 one day and $0.30 the next.
nothing changed that much in the meantime, it turns out market participants are fucking terrible at correctly valuing things.

>>54484788
>impending bankruptcy
>nothing changed
Post your bags lmao

>>54484649
no more currency devaluations for china?
really?
they’d commit to that?
>press X to doubt.jpg

>>54484756
Every time that I rest photons are absorbed, when I awake it's an explosion of something that I cannot explain and I begin processing information to find the reason for this deathly ailment. Eat shrooms

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmJIccPWnEk

>>54484822
Ĺel what the fuck are we going to do about it, China is not isolated and alone. We are busy giving niggers and fags pretending to be women positions of power, while they are taking advantage.

>>54484684
My brother married a Jewess and unfortunately both of his sons have autism

I just ordered a handy (good shilling btw) can I at least masturbate before the end of the world?

>>54484856
We are about to have an AI that will tell us exactly what to do in ways that no one nor group of us could conceive because we are nowhere near capable ourselves of seeing the specifics required out of the myriads of arrays of circumstantial complexities. Our AI god will lead us into astounding new levels of Babylonian superiority and rule.

What are you going to buy during the next crash?
I'm holding SOXS, FAZ, DRV, UVIX, and DRIP which I will convert into SOXL, FAS, DRN, SVIX, and GUSH.
I'm gonna be rich.

How do I into call option spreads?

>>54483798
More like REMX.

>54485023
Commodites, I might be a fucking retard though but I fucking doubt it.

>>54485023
>markets crashing hard af
>no one on the other side of the trades doing buying
>can't unload
>hit the dip
>riding the upside holding inverse ETFS
my fear

>>54485023
Banks. Banks is the answer. Absolutely guaranteed to start turning massive profits and revenue when rates go back to zero.

>>54484966
we should do studies giving shrooms to autistic children

redpill me on OTC stocks
what makes them such an excellent choice?

if SENS goes to .30 im throwing the whole paycheck at it

>>54485162
>OTC Stocks
>Excellent choice
The only thing they're excellent for is if you have inside information and can buy a shitload for cheap before it rips for some reason you knew about ahead of time. Otherwise they're just a license to lose money and you're generally a retard for buying them.
>>54485148
I'm a diagnosed sperg and they didn't make me any less on the spectrum. Did help with depression a lot though.

>futures

>>54484649
LOL. Good luck with that.

>>54485125
>when rates go back to zero

>futures
https://youtu.be/voasfzVzDFc

>>54485315
We don’t live in the world we were born into son

>>54485315
>implying they will

Jesus, these threads have been so dead lately. Guess everyone's waiting for the market to return to reality.

>>54485345
We'll see negative nominal rates before the year is over I bet

>>54485315
Fuck you JP

>>54485349
>return to reality
Uhhhmmmm we are in the reality. Recession has been in since June 2022. Where have you been?

>>54485365
Fuck (You) Elizabeth Warren

>>54485359
Fed is going to have to raise rates above core cpi to be restrictive. core cpi is average 5-6% year over year and has shown absolutely no signs of abating yet which is why its called "sticky" because it rarely breaks a trend.

These UONE calls are already paying off. Thanks hamime man

>>54485349
Whole board has been dead and the recent uptick in posts was a psyop effort by multiple different countries. Not a particularly good one, either.

>>54485374
That's cute. We're in a debt ponzi, muh CPI is irrelevant when the chips are down.
>>54485372
And recession started in '07 but the NBER wasn't ready to admit it until a full year after, after banks were going under and the market took a huge shit and reality could no longer be ignored.

SQQQ bros... our time is nearing....

>futures

>>54485416
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54485416
son of a bitch

>>54485416
The creepiest ones are the ones with the white noise or weird frequency static or whatever the fucking noise is. That's unsettling as fuck.

>>54485425
>>54485426
welcom

ur

hr frvr

>>54484735
>33 pbtid
>half of them are about jews

take your fucking meds (ID: OK6/V0PO)

>>54485359
>>54485365
Laugh it up chumps, bailing out banks is the FDIC's job now. Next stop, 10%.

NEG FUTES
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
THE
CONTRACT
ROLLIOLIOLIO

Eh Im heading to Alaska to eat and old womans pussy.

>>54485521
why do poos insist on sharing all of their sexual conquests with geriatric women on a tibetan yak fetish forum?

SCVLeady

So FRED numbers are at Wednesday levels, but you have to wait until Thursday for thme to get published? That's annoying.

>>54485554
i bet his english name is scott
scott no friends

>>54484087
what the fuck does a mage have to do with this?

>oil

>>54485416

>>54483812
Retard sentiment. The fed already has pivoted in a sense. And EVERY single market like this in the past has shown the market goes up BEFORE the actual change in fed cycle. The market has already begun the bull ride. Buy what you can now.

>>54485609
Problem?

>>54485619
>fed has pivoted in a sense
Is the meltup in the room with us?

>>54485416
This got me a bit because I was expecting him to stop at the door

>>54485453
>half of them are about jews
Don't take your meds keep it going bro you are doing good work

>>54485609
bettah thn boil

>>54485629
I dont follow these threads because you're all retards who do retarded shit. I don't know what this meltup bullshit is because I don't speak in fucking meme like a nigger does. Look at past patterns. It's really simple. Cut past all the things read here. They only focus on the immidiate and not the whole.

>>54485671
>immidiate
NIGGER

How high do you think SOXS can go on this run?

>>54484045
Kek great advice he'll neck himself by summer

>>54484045
Do iiiiit

>>54485671
Boy, what a dumb post. The market is so divorced from reality that past themes don’t apply in the slightest. The inflation and fuckery by the Fed is skewing the system beyond any comparison to the past.

I think we can all agree the US market is fucked. The question is what foreign market stocks are worth investing in.

>>54484649
post your portfolio anon
you dumped all your dollars right?

>>54485689
21.40

>>54485620
yes

>>54485751
You really think in current year there's safer market than US to invest in? KEK
Just get some bitcoins and gold as a hedge not fucking international markets

>>54485125
>Banks

Banks are shirtcoins, but the wise and patient are loading up for the next bull run (2024-2025). You just gotta keep DCA-ing into them. Likely more pain to come, the whole sector is a minefield right now.

>>54485111
If im not mistaken, selling these shares (leveraged ETFs) turns into redemptions for funds like proshares, so there isn't anyone on the other side of the trade, its literally you buying shares while they take your capital, and buy/sell short the underlying. So, possibly the only risk is the fund blowing up if the sales sold short can't be rebought for cheaper because of a huge recovery.

>>54485619
pivots coincide with recessions and steep drop offs. Fed capitulation is when the bottom is, when they lower to 0 and re-start QE.
Right now we're in the denial phase where permabulls can claim nothing is wrong because stock prices haven't fallen yet. new bull runs require long consolidation periods, we just had the stock market double in price in one year.
no one has the capacity to take on new debt. student loan repayments keep getting kicked down the road. credit card balances are at all time high. savings rate is at all time low. shiller home price index is at all time high.
the fed couldn't do more QE if they wanted to. unless their actual intention is to destroy the US through hyperinflation.

>>54485775
>You really think in current year there's safer market than US to invest in?
Most of them.

I execute all trades in my account “at the market.”

>>54483632
I made a meme page. I'm going to be an absolute jew and take ads for anything

>>54483686
Sure but then you're holding fiat during the run in to hyperinflation
So like, idk dawg

>>54485751
>I think we can all agree the US market is fucked.

Brainlet here, but isn't dollar devaluation a good thing(tm) for US equities? Foreign investors will be looking to buy our stocks at a cheaper price than before due to FX differences. Just like how European stocks mooned from foreign investment when their local currency reached parity with the USD. Besides, if any market is "fucked" you should be walking towards it, while others are running away.

Shill me pennystocks I want to gamble with my IRA for some sweet sweet taxless gains

>>54485786
Interesting. I am aware that these funds are not "traded" in the sense that stocks are, or their very value propositions could not function, but I still wondered what might happen with them under such conditions. I figured at the very least it might involve some sort of market maker agreements.

>same script as Alex Jones
Convince me not to sell everything first thing tomorrow morning, and put it all into PMs, guns, and ammo.

>>54485811
You're just scared of the algos not filling your limit order. Just choose MID instead of LO or HI bid. it usually fills instantly just like a market order, without any of the uncertainty.

>>54485827
>Besides, if any market is "fucked" you should be walking towards it, while others are running away.
You're supposed to do that after the dump. There's a timing to this.

But you're thinking in terms of crash and recovery, it's more like major US stocks are gonna crab away the next decade. The only upside potential I see is dollar devaluation, but if you're holding stocks pumping against a decaying currency you're not really gaining anything.

If you buy foreign markets, you'll see capital appreciation + currency appreciation. Those are real gains.

Holy shit tech bros...

>>54485838
This can’t be real

I'm still all-in on John Borshoff at Deep Yellow Uranium DYLLF, can someone with a brain look at the ticker and predict what the future may hold
Probably going to buy more

>>54485775
Mexico has paid off handsomely

>>54485930
As has argentina.

>>54485937
Except if you had divvies. That was a shitshow.

>>54485878
I can't find anything online about it, don't know

i only sell for after i make 500 dollars. no more, no less. do that 10 times and you have 5000. do its 100 and you have 50000. seems like not that much money? well youre right, its not, but it buys me groceries.

>>54485941
the ADRs?

>looking at banners
>someone got a /n/ transportation banner
>its a fat black man pedaling on a bike
>chased by a muslim female cop
Lol

Anons, why did AMZN take a big fat red dump earlier today? Losing out on selling books really that big of a deal?

>>54485969
they'll be profitable someday, they just need more scale for it to work.

>>54485758
I'm thinking 41.

>>54485969
Amazon peaked during covid. They are basically a glorified Wish at this point. Nothing but chink garbage on their website.

>>54486010
It's true. Amazon sells shit products.

>>54485829
unironically MONI, i think the recent action will actually be a true classic penny pump
t. 2 year bagholder

>>54485963
What happens if you lose 500 dollars

>futures

Do you guys think the gold/silver ratio will ever mean-revert back to 1:15? Asking here because pmg is retarded and I come here usually anyway. And it seems kinda relevant to smg these days anyway.

Bros I just keep buying the dip. I can't stop buying the dip. I'm down nearly 30% YTD but every time the dip shows her slutty self I can't stop myself from falling for her. Fuck. I'm gonna go broke.

>>54486047
i sell, i never lose more than 500. then it takes me two trades to get back to the green. been working 100% for 3 years. you just have to have a method

I just got a random letter from the department of treasury here in Michigan.
>Hey john we have discovered you apparently owe us $700 in back taxes from 2018
I've never received a single notification about this ever, so I assume it's a scam. I went to the department of treasury website and it turns out it's true and they want payment immediately. A threadly reminder that taxation is theft. Fucking faggots and their taxes

>>54486053
Buy better dips

>>54486057
What if you lose 499 dollars 10 times in a row

>futures

>Treasury general account down to $140.347 billion

>>54486060
State taxes are the biggest of scams

>>54486052
Once the Jews are on the run, the normal 15:1 ratio will resume

>>54486067
Whoah fuck, I thought we were still around $170B.

>>54486064
thats never happened. if it did, id quit trading because it would be a sign that im not cut out for it.

I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>>54486069
I'm guessing about 50% of the bill I owe is probably from years of interest. The fucking jews waited 5 years to contact me about it. I file taxes every year and never owed state taxes then this pops out of nowhere. Such bullshit, I really don't have the money for a random goddamn tax bill right now. I haven't even filed my 2022 taxes yet and i'm definitely going to owe for that too.

>>54486060
Don't these things expire after 6 years? Just ignore it for another year.

>>54486076
What if you gain 500 dollars in 30 minutes

>>54485963
What do you trade and how do you determine it? How long does it tend to take for each trade?

>>54486052
I think silver would strongly outperform gold, if a sustained gold bull run were to happen.
imo silver stays low because gold doesn't attract as many investors when its crabbing, but similar to altcoins/bitcoin when people do start buying the cheap stuff gets bigger X%s

>>54484762
Kek this faggot is hilarious.

>>54486072
We started the day at $173.105, but it fluctuates a lot. Regardless, the median forecast is it hangs out at this level more or less until June.

>>54486085
I've considered ignoring it, but I don't know what will happen if I do. I don't want them garnishing my pay, or even worse taking a hit to my good goy score. So i'm probably just going to pay it. I made an extra $500 this check doing floor jobs at work so I guess it could be worse.

>>54486053
buy when you feel like throwing up
when the vix is high
when sentiment is low
when bobo posting is ATH
when you want to buy, wait a week

we will always win in the end anon

t. fellow slurper

>>54484806
retard do you think the business was doing great before the bankruptcy?

What can I slurp that's getting hit hard by FUD

>>54486137
regional banks have been heemed

>>54486114
>when you want to buy, wait a week

Can't stress this enough.

>>54486141
They will continue to be heemed: https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/mortgage-applications

This is to say nothing of the continued "bank walk" deposit drain and how regulators will fuck them over via stress tests and new rules.

Won't have cash till Saturday will I still have a chance next week to make money with puts?

>>54486060
Kek. If they can get Capone, they can get anyone. You should be shamed that you didn’t participate enough of your money for the betterment of society as a whole. Or start your own business and use that as a tax haven.

>>54486112
Just do it like you beat the covid scam. String people along until the last minute. Until they set a court date just blow it off. Then once a court date comes settle it then

>>54486159

Well, the rest of the market isn't crashing sadly. What's a slurper supposed to do? There will always be an excuse not to buy.

They simply won't let us have the good companies. I'm talking stocks with 600+ p/e ratio that we'll be forever priced out from, just like a home. There are no better dips to buy right now that I'm seeing other than the financial sector. And yes, it is one of the scariest knives I've ever tried to catch. But I don't have to go all-in.

>>54486191
>What's a slurper supposed to do?
Look at small companies that bigger players pass over. Quality companies with little debt and strong cash flows. In sectors that aren't about to get heemed (so healthcare, defense, staples, vices, that kind of stuff)

>>54486165
the entire rest of this year is going to be put mania

>>54486197

>>54486197
To fucking better be

>>54486205
Wrong pic

s & p more like dear god please help me

>>54486182
To make matters worse robinhood never sent me my tax information so I don't know if I can use any losses as a tax write off this year either

>>54486213
How's your portfolio holding up, champ?

>>54486215
They should definitely *have* that info though: https://robinhood.com/us/en/support/articles/how-to-access-your-tax-documents/

FRC is gonna beat earnings lads you better stock up now because it's straight to 25 dollars

Should i buy UCO or GUSH????

>>54486081
I wish I could turn back time to last Friday and buy Hypercharge
Fuck me dude that shit was ripe for the picking and had all the backing in the world proving it was about to take off but I pussied out

>>54486218
well TQQQ has been doing well but a little too well since I sold $27 calls on it... i'm happy to sell some at $33 since that's half my basis
today was a relief since it went down a bit

>>54486215
Oh dude, why don’t you use tax act? Just pay them out of your taxes and you can transfer all your trades automatically. Plus they’ll find you tax breaks. Oh and start a business. Use your business for tax liens. Then just give yourself a salary for food, which should be at least 50% back to you as a business expense. You gotta start thinking like a ceo and not middle management

>>54486218
>>54486236
Thanks for the help anons

>>54486223
For my roommates sake, I sure hope so. Poor bastard didn’t sell the previous run up to 14.

>>54486226
You should buy SCO or DRIP. Just because the Saudis want oil above the 60's doesn't mean they want it above the 70's.

>>54486254
are you fucking joking? We just hit the yearly low my nigger

Maybe you guys are right. Maybe I should start Rocker Financial LLC. Then I can hire all of you guys and we can consistently lose money on a professional level and get bailed out by the government

>>54486267
>Everyone and their mother FOMOs in
>It crabs for a few days
>People start to realize a recession is impending

We are going to drop $5-$10.

>>54486052
Nah.

>>54486282
i'm not moving to Michigan

>>54486223
Earnings won't matter. What will matter is (((guidance))).

>>54486287
>up 5% after hitting 2 year low
>fomo

>>54486306
It'd have to be a south dakota trust, to keep things anonymous.

>>54486306
That's ok, you can WFH. Just kidding, your ass is coming to the office wagie.

Bitcoin will reach 32k this week.

>>54485980
kek’d preddy hard
happy to be out of there rn

there’s this hot new fad in globohomo land to get the fuck back out of cloud services too, which is really bad for AWS

>>54486313

>>54485878
>>54485838

It's fake. There is no yellow check mark near MSNBC and the story isn't real. Fake tweet and the story has not appeared anywhere else to my knowledge.

>>54486318
>>54486282
Don't forget to offer benefits through a rabbi trust.

>>54486335
Scoopsies I have a wedding to go to and I have a +1 invite. It's on June 9th, and I need a date bb.

>>54486341
No.

>>54486052
Why does it have to be silver rising to make the ratio and not gold falling? If banks take in gold backed dollars and loan out a percentage of that, there's that much more gold, and if you have dollars in your pocket why buy gold?
I'm short it might if republicans end the fed....

>>54486311
Nah deposit sheets matter
I guess in their case guidance about losses too maybe

>>54486335
>there’s this hot new fad in globohomo land to get the fuck back out of cloud services too
Why? People sick of AWS gouging? Bunch of unemployed sysadmins available to be picked up on the cheap?

New

>>54486369
>>54486369

>>54484358
I don't get it, does this mean blowing up or cratering?

>>54484012

>>54484595
>implying they don't trick the people looking at calories for evidence of shrinking by just injecting more sneed oils right into it