/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54478981
cringe image, cringe OP, cringe baker

I AM MAKING A FINANCIAL MISTAKE

DE SLURPIN' DAY IS UPON US

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>>54479000
you are the cringe

Frazetta lives on
go watch Fire and Ice

>jobless claims tomorrow
It's over bobo

>bought some dollars yesterday
Eh, nice move by me.

>>54479035

can you guys fix SCHW for me its supposed to go back to 70 not to 0

>>54479037
>jobless claims up
economy is slowing down, bullish for pivot
>jobless claims the same
inflation still running hot, bullish for value
>jobless claims down
economy is improving, bullish

>>54479035
Frazetta is the antithesis of globohomo calarts. Total nigger death to all calarts niggers.

>>54479074
I moved all my Schwab cash into money markets to help them lose money faster

Anons, why is AMZN dumping a lot today? Is it because of that book selling shit?

>>54479037
>adp employment 60k under expected
>he thinks jobless claims will be good
bear market is just beginning

>>54478981
https://youtube.com/shorts/EOmCfej3jho?feature=share

What's the moral of the story

>>54479045
boy sminem is gonna get a mouthful of love

OH NO
C3AI SISTAS
NOT
LIKE
THAT

Friendly reminder to buy gold miners for safe and robust gains

https://twitter.com/WarMonitors/status/1643602841456590848

GUYS. I WANT TO SLURP. HELP. IT'S CALLING TO ME.

Almost all of the divvy aristocrats are green today

>>54479084
This unironically.

>>54478981
>$WWE
E GODS...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HMuYfScGpbE

pimple anon here from yesterday. the pimple is painful and huge. im skipping classes today because i dont want to be seen.

>>54478981
>>54479035
>>54479066
i usually hate sovl posters, but god damn take me back

>>54479164
post tits

Fucking $80,000 in wash sales last year. G_d damn satanic jews.

>>54479164
I don't remember you, post pic please.

>>54479164
Don't post pic I'm eating

>>54479183
All that matters is that you made money in the end

>>54478981
>Educational sites:
No thanks. Got nuffin to learn.

>>54479202
Hey you're right, I did make money in the end.

AAAAAAAAA I'M SLURPING I CAN'T HELP IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54479183
>>54479202

my jewish grandfather always told me:
its better to make money and pay taxes than not make money and owe nothing

What are some good stocks/ETFs to put Iron Condors on?

>BOIL
Looks like it maybe hopefully found a bottom.

Gym gains are the only gains that really matter though.. desu these BOIL bags haven't had me down at all with the streak I've been on lately. Haven't been posting here much in a while.. only thing I've done is buy some JEPI.

>>54479210
the fed banned slurping you cant do that

>>54479212
my jewish grandfather always told me, sometimes the fucking you getting ain't worth the fucking you getting.

>>54479222
that chick is fat

>>54479222
>looks like it maybe found the bottom
i have read this everyday for the past two months

>only 25% of gme is drs-ed
Why do these morons think they can cause a squeeze

>>54479222
>Looks like it maybe hopefully found a bottom.
You never learned. You never listened.

Six green ID's in a row

>>54479281
Anon... I...

>>54479222
A bottom the day before it goes into a projectedly bearish contract roll starting tomorrow and lasting through the 13th?

>>54479294
will you shut the fuck up about your rolling contracts?
nobody cares
natty gas is going to go up, simple as

>>54479222
JEPI is for losers.

>>54479244
She isn't fat. And neither was the Venezuelan chick from this weekend.

>>54479245
>>54479279
>this time is different

>>54479301
I reckon we will see as reality goes on permanent record in the coming days. I'd rather be responsible for someone missing out on a highly unlikely opportunity than to lose to further foolishness.

>>54479121
I thought about shorting that shit when the markets opened. I'm a fucking retard for not doing it.

>>54479339
your frog pictures are revolting

>>54479359
You think those are bad, you should see your mother's vag pics.

Jersey Mikes is the worst sandwich shop I've ever had the displeasure of eating at.

>>54479222
>long on BOIL
Now that ain't workin

>>54479339
>>54479359
I second this, I always filter the guy

>market corrects 1%
>bears be like "WE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING WILL DUMP NOW NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER"

I think I'm gonna make a play on Oatly bros. Wrote up a DD email I'm going to send to some close associates. You heard it here first folks.

>>54479319
>not being forced to settle for 3dpd but actually willingly settling for 3dpd.

>>54479372
Yeah, like what the fuck is that slicing the bread all the way in half shit?

>>54479398
They're always like that.

>>54479408
Send it to us first

They don't know about WING. They don't know about GE.

>>54479372
Its the best fast service sandwich on the market. Second behind TOGOs, which i believe is only west coast.

Do you feel that bobo?

>>54479432
TOGO is great. nothing like a rainy west coast day and a hot pastrami sandwich.

The dead cat bounce? yeah, I feel it

>>54479427
why is the forest poopy??

>>54479432
Maybe they can learn how to cut the fucking bread so it's just one piece instead of this fucking thing that all the shit falls out all over the place. If I wanted to have to get a fork to eat vegetables and shit, i would have just ordered a fucking salad.

>>54479384
>missing out on tha DE slurp
ngmi into the autonomous bot farming future

>>54479413
3dpd is kinda based if you don't take them seriously (lmao imagine taking women seriously), don't put a baby inside of them and don't marry them (buying bags)

I remember you said you wanted to sniff one of the chicks I posted before Rocker.. when you get wasted the truth comes out and I know deep down you want the sniffs. Think about the test boost alone.. totally worth it

>>54479444
>CLF still down because of broad
Slurp more

>>54479458
The Monkeys Are Howling. From The Top Of The Trees.

For They Know Why The Forest Has Started Smelling.

Prepare your anus.

I might just take my 200k out of my Roth, take the tax hit, and go live with my mom until one of us dies

>>54479422
Can't do that, but heres some bullet points
>cheapest milk alternative to produce, and the only oat one
>Mega partnerships with worldwide brands
>discount price
>rockstar ceo

cons
>had a few missteps with manufacturing, but not detrimental to company
>competitors galore in milk alternatives

>>54479515
>down 85%
Why would it be worth longing? It's struggling to even hit $3

>>54479510
>200k
Enjoy it for 8-9 months

>>54479515
I use almond milk. Buying puts on OATLY because /smg/ is always wrong

>>54479319
You do you, but I'll never stop laughing at how you successfully conned half this general into buying BOIL bags.

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/JawWHQ92Al4

>>54479510
You do you Anon. NEET life is the sweet life. If I had 200K I'd do the same, but I need a 2x for that.

30+ years ago your local whore would have to settle for someone or get a job or she would be out on the street. Nowadays said whore is making 100k a year minimum showing her asshole online to thousands of lonely men and she never has to step foot out of her own house to do so. Think about the kind of ramifications that has on our economy when thousands of women are able to easily hoard wealth in this way when at any other point in time it was none existent. Prostitutes back then could never hope to get this kind of success that onlyfans and chatterbait and twitch can do.

>>54479546
I think long term, they'll pull through. Their financials are fine and I don't think nut milks are as sustainable as oat. Not a short term play.

>>54479588
>Women
>Hoarding wealth
Anon, I...

>>54479569
then buy mcfnf

MONI has some big news coming early next week, so it seems. Still an easy 10x from here. Get a little. It'll cheer you up in times like these.

https://twitter.com/moon45184976/status/1643610642199224325

>>54479557
Seems like such an easy ipo to have shorted, in retrospect. There is no moat around "oat milk". I've already seen Aldi make their own generic version. So many of the companies that went public in the past few years have been zombies. Oh well, too dangerous to short now imo.

>>54479591
It's too early to long a position for years. The price will go much lower first. Milk alternatives are costly and demand will fall when prices rise more

>>54479515
I like it in concept, but sure does look rough in the fundies, especially during a time when fake/gay shit is getting shook.

>>54479551
>>54479569
That's what I'm afraid of honestly. I just don't want to work another 15 years for 1500 a month pension

>>54479563
https://youtu.be/w9hEVEhVGBc&t=18m34s

Chamath wrote all this shit out to investors to circuitously confess that he got margin called

BOBROS should i sell my shorts? Futures are already recovering

>>54479559
Look I want everyone here to make it. As soon as you guys capitulate it's going to have a 200% month that's just the rules of /smg/. I was always very open about my risk tolerance and how ill hold and average down.

>>54479588
>paying for pictures

Nigguh I've got pussy lined up every day this week you are probably just fat and smell bad.

>>54479651
>chamath
what investors? didn't all his SPACs get rugged?

>>54479096
What book selling shit?

>>54479372
Zeros in virginia is the best sandwhich shop by a long time for chains. Get a foot longer grinder chips and fry for $10 in college. Its now $20

>>54479679
Anon are you retarded perhaps?

>>54479603
>fintech and crypto literal who
It will be big enough news if they make it back to 2 CENT PER SHARE! It seems the Twaters are used to endless hype.

>>54479623
its at 2.34, cant get much lower. If I plan to hold for multiple years, I'm not gonna worry about a dollar change in price.

>>54479631
Yeah, its not great now, they had some hiccups with manufacturing and costs for ramping up their business. But Starbucks and Mickey D's is partnering with them, and I don't like the longevity of nut milks. I believe oat milk with creep up the market share of milk alternatives in the coming years over nut milk.

I'm not putting my life savings into it, but I like the company.

>>54479245
It’s been around 3.50 that whole time stupid

>>54479701
>its at 2.34, cant get much lower
>not gonna worry about a dollar change in price.
Retard Nigger shill

>>54479701
Starcucks are removing dairy and going long on olive oil

>>54479724
not a shill, just amateur investor. I've been right, I've been wrong.

>>54479681
Who are you talking about right now? Who is it you think you're referring? Do you know how much Chamath makes a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if Chamath suddenly decided to stop pumping and dumping shitcos? Multiple business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ go belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without Chamath. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking about, so let me clue you in. Chamath is not the one in danger, Skyler. He is the danger. Chamath millions of notional invested in various shitcos, and all of these shitcos dump, and you think of who one who got rugpulled as Chamath ? No. Chamath IS the one who rugpulls.

>>54479741
Remember it doesn't have to be 100% olive oil to be considered Olive Oil. It could even contain Rape Seed oil.

How bad am I getting chopped on drv?

>>54479754
>I have to send this DD email to associates
>cant send it /smg/
>but I'm just an amateur investor buying for myself
Get your story straight faggot. No one's buying your oatmilk bags

Am I unironically seeing OTLY shilled here as a long? I shorted that in 2022. It's a piece of shit SPAC stock with a wall of dilution adding constant selling pressure.

>>54479694
MONI is a holdings company fren. Maybe the new acquisition has nothing to do with fintech or crypto. Just trying to help you make it a little easier than you are now. GL

https://twitter.com/moon45184976/status/1617537674667036673

>>54479754
You need a hat, sir.

>>54479477
Sniffchads are amongst the highest test individuals, but keep in mind, once Elon musk makes the technology so I can sniff anime girl braps 3dpd women will be either exterminated or placed on brap barns for energy production.

>>54479679
Hey faggot if youre gonna post your texts with women on here at least make it interesting, jesus christ. this is all so boring to read

>>54479781
my close associates are my retard friends, I was being facetious. Still writing up the DD.

If you have any plays, I'd love to hear em.

THIS CHOPPY ASS GAY ASS MARKET.

Don't you fuck me in the last hour, Nasdaq bitch. I'm just about mcfucking had it with this shitmarket taking a promising turn but never being able to properly hold onto its losses.

>>54479222
yeah you haven't posted here because you look like an absolute retard for shilling boil and now its down 50% since you said to buy it.

Crustacea hour

>>54479279
I get people still clinging onto oil, but you have to be seriously misinformed and degenerate to not realize the amount of chop loss you'll have to endure with a 2x Leveraged ETF on a commodity that trades like a shitcoin (oil complexes)

>>54479837
There are thousands of women out there making a killing being whores online sitting on a shit ton of money and you are surprised by this?

>Hello it stopped going down
>Yes tell me why
>No I will not hold
>Thank you I will wait

I just withdrew $37,000 of Roth IRA contributions for my house down payment

May the golden stocks bull run commence

>>54479857
Guess the country

>>54479722
its been 3.50 for two months? wow you really are dumb.

How do I profit off naked options? Just buy low and sell high like securities?

>>54479865
Anon, I keep telling you: they're not like Smaug sitting on a mountain of gold in their trash strewn caves. They spend it as fast as they make it. Oh, she bought a $1m house? Probably didn't even put down 10%. Bitches be negative net worth.

Sorry but I sided with America today.

>>54479865
It doesn't matter. They aren't hoarding wealth like he thinks. Money always moves up the chain. A woman and her money are soon parted.

>>54479865
seething about women is pathetic

>>54479887
sell calls on stocks you think will go down, sell puts on stocks you think will go up

>>54479883
Uhhh Taiwan?

Why shouldn't I just buy KOLD?

>>54479887
sell high, roll higher, roller higher again, and then wait the 2 months to break even

>>54479903
I'm just pointing out that the market and the economy as a whole has been heading into unknown territory. Never before in history have women had access to this kind of money making so easily.

>>54479905
Yeah it is Taiwan, a country with gross exports of $11.5M

Greg Mannarino live on Infowars right now naming the central banks and federal reserves trading desk, kek

>>54479883
Mozambique

>>54479923
Please forgive me. I am a crab and don't know the value of a dollar.

>>54479887
charge people to see them in your club

>>54479930
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA goddamn AJ really hurting for guests after Kanye.

BOILERS LAST CHANCE BEFORE CONTRACT ROLL STARTS TOMORROW
KNOW WHAT YOU ARE HOLDING
YOU ARE A MEMBER OF A FUND
TOGETHER YOU WILL ALL BE SELLING THE MAY CONTRACT LOW
AND BUYING THE JULY CONTRACT HIGH
THE PROCESS WILL LAST SPANNING FIVE BUSINESS DAYS BEGINNING TOMORROW
THE RISK IS BEARISH
KNOW THE RISK
DO AS YOU PLEASE
IF YOU HOLD YOU MAY TAKE SIGNIFICANT LOSS
IF YOU SELL YOU MAY MISS OUT ON GAINS
UP TO YOU
FUCK OFF JEW NIGGERS THAT TELL ME TO SHUT UP ABOUT IT

The Poop & Pee 500 is going to crab forever.

should I close my Shopify short at 9% profit or keep it up for tomorrow?

>>54479936
All crabs know: a dollar equals a dollar, never more or less

>>54479930
Holy shit lol this cannot be real
>>54479954
Was the Kanye incident really the final straw for Alex Jones? Seems like AJ is still doing fine and getting good viewership

>>54479979
Well into the 2030s...

>>54479971
I'm new to natgas. Why shouldn't I buy KOLD instead for the next few days?

>>54479984
Half/half?

>>54479992
It's real

>>54479989
That's just nominal value. I've seen your restaurant "market prices" jewry.
>Yes, we crabs know about the Jews. Why do you think we're not kosher?

>>54479909
I shilled KOLD at $10 and was mocked now I shill BOIL at $3 and I am mocked. You guys have no patience and think every trend just continues forever in a vertical green dildo

>>54479816
Just be nice anon and then they let you play around in their holes. Everyone on /smg/ has been saying nigger in starcraft lobbies since they were a kid so they have to resort to jerking off to cuck porn

I no longer participate in slurp culture

>>54479984
I think it's greedy to hold after a -5% day, there will probably be some bounce back

>>54479992
Kanye gave AJ a boost to keep trucking for another year. Remember he has to pay for the Sandy Hook lawsuit (he's trying to get out of paying by declaring bankruptcy and making THE PARENTS PAY for his income kek!).

AJ truly knows all the tricks.

>>54479998
That is *probably* the smart move, but I am new to it as well and will be watching this process without any overnight skin in the game to either side and consider it to be critical education for future BOIL/KOLD trading.

Haven’t been here in a month but I just want to let the SKYT faggot know he lost me over $20k fuck you.

>>54479896
Based deep dish enjoyer. A kind reminder that Detroit style pizza is the best pizza in the nation. New York can suck a dick and so can Chicago. Don't @ me.

>>54480021
>he's trying to get out of paying by declaring bankruptcy and making THE PARENTS PAY for his income kek!
Based

>>54480017
I slurped more WISH and CLF today

>>54478981
Skyt bros…

>>54479909
You might get a wee bit of juice from KOLD when BOIL/KOLD has to roll their contracts, but I'll be in BOIL around the May contract expiry.

>>54480033
Hope that faggot chokes on a rock

Did China just invade taiwan?

>>54480033
>He bought a /smg/ memestock

>>54480047
>he didn't read the CHIPS act fact sheets
lmao

>>54479873
Thank you sir! You know that you can take your gains tax free if it's your 1st house? I didn't know that when I bought my first house in '06.

Buy ZIM
Z I M
I
M
That's zim to the MOON

>>54480034
Detroit pizza is not deep dish pizza

>>54480033
I lost a little maybe 50 dollars and I'm still pissed

>>54480093
Divvy runup is over bro. You were supposed to have sold already.

>>54479892
It's called leverage. But yeah, grills are dumb.

>BUD

>>54480105
>he buys when it's high so as to get less divvy per share
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>SKYT
I wish I shorted this pile of shit when /smg/ was shilling it heavily in 2022

>>54480093
zim just had ex div day it will go even lower or sit around this spot for a while

>>54480072
Not checking, no one cares.

>>54480122
Yes, which is what I'm saying: perfect time to buy.

>>54480072
Why would they invade something they already own (according to 99% of the world)?

>>54480116
Easy in hindsight. I didn't short nearly enough SIGA

Dear ol Greg just mentioned the upcoming "commodities super cycle"
oil bros rejoice you have the Mannarino on your side

>>54480116
/smg/ was pointing out it was crap every time the skyt shill came in. You decided to follow the skyt shill and to ignore /smg/. You do not get to blame /smg/.

>>54480072
Taiwan isn't real, anon.

>>54480098
What price did you guys buy in at, /smg/ was shilling that shit around $7 and laughed as it rode up to nearly $16. Why the hell didn't you take profit?

>>54480147
That is EXACTLY what I was going to say next. Both SKYT and SIGA were shilled on here around the same time
>>54480156
>/smg/ was pointing out it was crap every time the skyt shill came in
Proves you're a newfag. Wasn't just one guy. Rocker and all those guys on /smg/ were big fans of SKYT and kept incessantly shilling it.

The big issue is you can't really short these names in size

>>54480156
>/smg/ was pointing out it was crap every time the skyt shill came in
/smg/ had two camps, a bunch of anons that piled in and a bunch that FUD'd.

>>54479971
>IF YOU HOLD YOU MAY TAKE SIGNIFICANT LOSS
>IF YOU SELL YOU MAY MISS OUT ON GAINS
"Could go up, could go down" amazing insight nostradamus

>>54480157
Fuck... BOIL is going to zero. "Buy the banks" Greg has been wrong about everything

>>54480161
I'm pretty dumb, panic sold when I was red because I wasn't paying attention to it

>>54480147
Remember the revenue calculations per dose that were getting posted? It might have been a picture. Could someone post that. Good times.

Why is GE up over 40% YTD? What is going on at GE, why is line go up so much for this big ass company? It's a 100B company trading like a memestock

>>54480157
Also that image is from the festival slot that is a butterface but nice body right?

>>54480168
>retard falls for a singular shill which everyone on /smg/ was shitting on all day
>wah wah wah why did /smg/ shill this to me!
>u a newfag if u no fall for it! Iz all /smg/ fault waaaaah

My goal is to force one of you autists to do enough DD for me on why GE's stock is up so much in the last few months by so that by the end of the day I know what the fuck is going on at GE.

>>54480179
I bought and held PDBC for a short time last year and made a decent profit from it. Other than that I dont watch or give a shit about what he says anymore

>>54480186
Projected subsidies from one of Bidens renewable energy bullshit bills, probably.
I don't really understand it either.

>>54480097
Correct it's significantly better.

>>54480172
Obviously the projection is a bearish roll but no one knows for sure. There is risk to holding, risk to selling, but the DATA points to significantly greater risk to holding. This is a partnership fund with K1 forms that is together selling a contract that dropped low and buying a higher priced contract.

>>54478981
Short the S&P 500

>>54480221
>Projected subsidies from one of Bidens renewable energy bullshit bills, probably.
What specific policies / bills include the subsidies that would go towards GE? If you don't mind looking that up for me....I can't find anything about energy subsides benefitting GE. Will have to look through their Q's and K's ofc.


I have no idea why GE is up becauseit has so many exposures. A lot of military tech / defense stocks are up YTD and GE has some of that defense exposure.

So maybe le Ukrainian conflict factor.

They also raised their 2025 guidance by a couple billion this year, like from 35B to 38B. I think if we do some digging we will uncover which factors are responsible for this insane multiple expansion in the last few months

>>54480203
indeed

>>54480254
No

So wait
I'm just supposed to lose money when the market goes either direction?

I just want to be ITM. I don’t wanna roll
This into an even further OTM option

Fuck. I just got an email that E*Trade is transferring my assets to MS this summer

>>54480265
>Coolface ropeslut is like 50 now
Fuck.

>>54480260
I just don't care enough. Too much random shit with GE.

>>54480274
Morgan Stanley is based, why aren't you celebrating?

>>54480268
Shhhhh

>>54480265
I would have stinky sex with her in a tent on mushrooms and then never talk to her again

Bought 3k shares of UNG today for DCA of $6.75
What am I in for boys?

>>54480260
For a comparison though, see FSLR I guess - almost 4x since July. GE does some windmills.

>>54480280
If we did research on GE together to find out why it's stock price has gone up so much lately, I would have nice study sessions with you. On Zoom calls. It would be fun, we could order some pizza and then parse through GE's filings to see if they have disclosed something that investors really liked.

We could make small talk about other things as well.

I wish you would care more. About GE.

>>54480302
Ah, I see you attend festivals.

>>54480273
bro just take the loss. tomorrow is not going to be red and we’ll go up so much before the next red day that it will just not be worth it anymore.

>>54480305
You might do alright anon. It's least there's no time constraints and theta bleed

>>54480305
Probably a much smoother ride than BOIL considering UNG does month for month contract rolls rather than bi-monthly skippers and we're maybe, if not probably, somewhere near the bottom for NG. As it stands, there's no expected steep ramp upwards for 2023 and into 2024, but there *is* a ramp upwards nonetheless. You might experience some dip between now and June or so.

>>54480274
your assets were already transferred to MS, since they've owned etrade for years now. the etrade platform isn't going anywhere afaik

>>54480305
more pain for a few more months, then probably some big gains 6-18 months later

>>54480306
Interesting comparable, thanks for pointing that out. How are you so certain that FSLR has gone up because of Biden subsidy announcements? for example, a company similar to FSLR, SPRW, is down 40% in the last 6 months.

So it's not like all solar / energy stocks are really up...might be certain energy stocks within a certain part of the supply chain?

>>54480346
We shall see. My strategy last Friday was that by this Friday SQQQ will reach 33. I have faith in my self. Even if it’s delusional

>>54480093
Containers are literally the weakest shipping stock this year, bro.
Go tankers or dry bulk.

I HAVE OFFICIALLY SLURPED TQQQ AND SOXL AND WAL

>>54480397
Whoops. Thanks for your sacrifice

>>54480229
I wish it wasn't so complicated. Just tell me when to buy. Failing that, are there any other ways to bet on a commodity's direction OVER THE LONG TERM without having to check on it, actively maintain a futures account, etc? Could natural gas companies that pay divvies be a good bet too, or do they operate in a completely different reality? Sorry for being a brainlet, I just don't do commodities haha

>>54480418
:-:7

i'm financially bored

these end of day fake pumps are so fucking obnoxious. makes me want to just punch a nigger right in the face.

>>54480435
This stable diffusion shit is getting out of hand.

>>54480292
Based? More like broke

>>54480427
You know NTDOF/NTDOY is an easy peasy play right now. Mario movie +toys+amusement park=happy investor

>>54480292
Morgan & Stanley fuck each other in the ass and push the whole ESG woke climate change agenda. Fuck them, fuck them up their stupid asses.

>>54479006
How much are you down now SQQQ retard? Checking in to see if you're still alive or if you roped yet.

>>54480441
>fake pump
it was a fake dump,dumb bobo

So is tomorrow more of the same?

>>54480305
Be prepared to hold for years.

>>54480470
TLRY has earnings in 5 days. So maybe? Until cannabis goes up. The market will plummet. Why haven’t you guys learned this yet?

So what did /smg/ for for lunch today? For me? It's a turkey and cheese sandwich with guac, chunky spicy chicken quesadilla soup, and lay's dill chips.
>Inb4 someone calls me fat
>inb4 someone calls me poor
>inb4 someone tells me to clean my kitchen
>inb4 someone tells me to load my fridge with cabbage
>inb4 baggot tells me to race mix with a gook so I can have homemade ramen
>inb4 someone tells me that eating turkey sandwiches will kill me because they're unhealthy

fuck this gay pump

GO UP YOU PIECE OF DOGSHIT

>>54480460
Thanks, but I meant brapgas

>>54480510
It's not called the NasdACK for nothin, anon.

>>54480489
>at a 5 year low
>going to keep going lower for years
>because California is going to van ovens and force people to only consume grubhub goyslop or I dunno green energy ai or something

I hate you niggers so much

Bobo getting heemed again...

>>54480427
Natural Gas is famously known as
THE WIDOWMAKER
If you want easy shit then stay the fuck away from commodities and especially natural gas if you aren't going to be able to somewhat learn a bunch of wild ass background shit, and even once you do there is a lot of GAMBLE to it. I barely know shit but it's a mountain compared to a few weeks ago and every bit of it has *mattered*.

Then on top of just natural gas, you're dealing with a PARTNERSHIP FUND. People like BOIL NIGGER that made good money off of it got in at LUCKY TIMES despite themselves, not because they are actually MASTER GENIUS TRADERS.

>>54480507
>dill pickle chips

>MOC IMBALANCE 845 MLN BUY-SIDE.

>>54480507
>inb4 someone tells me that eating turkey sandwiches will kill me because they're unhealthy
Just skip the chips and you're golden man.
Turkey is a pretty lean bird.

>>54480460
I'm anticipating a small correction after they announce their next console
Unless the reaction is unanimously praised investors might get FUD for another Wii U situation. Idk how they can top the switch in terms of sales.

Recent put options I sold, PBR and VALE. I dont mind owning these companies at these prices.

>>54480507
I fast Tuesday through Thursday every week, so nothing for me today. Get yourself a $20 sandwich maker anon, it's unreal how much better sammies taste when the bread's toasted, the cheese is melted and the meat's warm.

>>54480463
-$2k but still huffing da hopium
Doesn't really matter to me since I already took out my initial but I'm hoping to use this as money for a general eurotrip instead of my current plan of working in Berlin for the summer

>>54480540
Thank you for this advice.
>>54480533
Also thanks

>>54480548
LFG

>>54480507
>Lays
Added oils
>Campbells
Added oils
>Pristine looking bread
Added oils

>>54480462
>Fuck them, fuck them up their stupid asses

>>54480541
Problem chud?
>>54480552
I don't eat a lot of chips l, usually just a handful and I put the bag away. Although I do have a serious problem with jalapeno cheddar Cheetos.

>>54480507
white bread is garbage tier
there's a lot of other issues but that's my #1 cringe at that pic
you are also all those things you listed and should be ashamed
you can do better bro
my lunch:
salsa chicken leftovers made in instant pot
couple slices of turkey breast from heb
glass of whole milk

Uuuuuuhhhhhhh esscuse me sirs

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN TO OVERSTOCK?!???

>>54480591

>>54480590
Retarded image because it's not including water

>>54480566
What's a sammich maker, like a little robot, or a toaster, or what?

>>54480033
it might not make you feel better but he took the vaxx so hes probably dead of a heart att-ACK by now.

>>54480590
>>54480594
>t.

>>54479930
>>54479992
He's been there before, but Alex Jonestein doesn't like Greggy's constant -stein drops

>>54480507
>inb4 baggot tells me to race mix with a gook so I can have homemade ramen
I guess I have nothing to add to this discussion. I ate some pork meatballs, with a mushroom cream sauce over penne pasta that I made last night.

>>54480533
Yeah, no mention of the massive storage glut, the previously closed production coming back online and making *more* despite the aforementioned storage glut, and the mild Winter requiring less drawing from the massive storage glut. And then there's the CONTANGO which has caused the previously $4.50 Jan 2024 contract to get reduced to under $4 and all the others before it to adjust downward. White men like to be educated and not just throw up straw men calling others niggers, nigger.

Bobo got heemed AGAIN

>>54480507
I bought 24 grade B eggs for 3 dollars and am on my 7th day straight of having an omelette for lunch. 1 more day and I'm finally done with them.

>>54480640
That guy's thumbs look better than ice bath anons desu

GEVO = eternal bagholding and averaging down

>>54480647
What is your gookfu's best homemade dishes?

>>54480640
not quite but whatever helps you justify your slop
hamchads deserve better food than that

>>54480694
What is it with you people and Nat-Gas?

>>54480624
Kinda like a panini press

>>54480713
I appreciate your respect for hamchads, but I prefer light lunches before work otherwise it weighs me down and I don't work as efficiently

>>54480725
Just buying high and selling low; the smg way breh

>>54480640
I'm glad you like my hand, but please don't associate me with those other cucks.
Chips are great. Ideally UTZ or stateline.

I'd also consider toasting the bread.

>>54480644
Yea any jewish supremacy type of topic kinda scares him

Thread theme.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RSJHTTUJWww

NVDA bears, remember when I told you that the ~2% dilution from the capital raise won't be what pops it? I'm now telling you this China threat to limit rare metals is what will.

>>54480786
>below 30 month low
>buying high
>selling

Nah. I'm buying and holding until line goes up.

>>54480349
>>54480359
>>54480369
>>54480489
So the consensus is by and large a half year hold, minimum. I’m not looking for immediate money printing so I can afford to hold until some gains. Encouraging I bought towards the bottom

>>54480812
>My new lanklet love interest is an UTZ man
Ok I'm not just imagining that hand anymore, I'm imagining that soi claw wrapped around my BJC now.

did my taxes, showered, cut my finger and toe nails, and only lost $1500 today. feeling productive

>>54480863
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/energy/natural-gas/natural-gas.quotes.html

>>54480863
I think it's just gonna moon again like crazy one day out of the blue but who the fuck knows when

>>54480835
I RATHER ENJOYED THIS
DISGUSTING
FUCKING
GARBAGE
IT WAS BREDDY GUD
DESPITE
BEING
DIGUSTING FUCKING GARBAGE

>>54479883
Malaysia?

>>54480708
잡채

>>54480931
Kind of just looks like a slop of shit not gonna lie baggot.

>>54479971
I've been hearing a lot about this, and if it is a guaranteed bearish/costly event, why are people not simply taking the other side of the trade then? What's the catch?

>>54480955
Is there any meat in that?

>>54480955
It's just stir fried glass noodles. She always makes it spicy and puts all kinds of stuff in it. It's a lot like low mien but the noodles are more sticky and less greasy.

I think the 2 weeks are officially up

>>54480986
she usually puts a lot of marinated beef in it

>>54480997
Glass noodles weird me out what do they taste like and what is the texture like?

>>54480976
1) I have never said "guaranteed".
2) I scalped a little with KOLD today and will be preparing to do the same during the contract roll any chance I get with whatever settled funds I have at a given time but will hold neither overnight because...*nothing is guaranteed other than volatility*.

>>54481011
Noice, I like drunken noodles with beef myself, so good I wanna drink the sauce

>>54481034
>>54481034

>>54480863
>So the consensus is by and large a half year hold, minimum

Yeah, that's the consensus. Literally everybody is saying that it's a good longer-term play that's going to be slow/dead in the near term. You know what that means.

>>54481021
I never liked them when I was growing up, my mom's friend from thailand would make eggrolls and put the glass noodles in with the pork as a filler, but i never really cared for them. However when my gf made them it was completely different because of the different and complex flavors she added to them. They're just like any other noodles, but they have a slight of stickiness to them.

>>54481037
That's actually a really good comparison to be honest. Just instead of the thick wide noodles they're much skinnier.

>>54481062
I don't even say "it's a good longer term play". My figuring is that one can make rather than lose money if they buy in at a good time not too far ahead and sell by maybe Jan, but that somewhere within the longer term there will be a good play. Key difference in the wording there...pretty much no time this year going into next *is* a "good play", in the classical sense of expecting any substantial mooning at all, but conditions are building towards a future really good play and now is the time to be watching every possible data point on a daily basis and looking for where that's going to be, then jumping in when you yourself spot it and not when some retard starts claiming it when you have no idea what their DD is but hey, they sound confident in their retardation and are saying you're a poortard for not jumping in with them.

>>54481179
LOOK AT THE FUCKING CONTRACT PROGRESSION

https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/energy/natural-gas/natural-gas.quotes.html

I meant to link it in that post.

>>54479930
what do you mean by naming?

whats this pattern called

This is it. I'm officially FOMOING into Hopium. Hydrogen cars are, I hope, the future.

>>54481452
good luck bro