/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54478988
zero. buy land and have kids

>>54478988
10%

Other 90% blow on Pattaya Soi 6 (thank me later)

>>54479002
I have a kid and "own" land

There is no set percentage of gross income that is universally considered acceptable to spend on massages. It largely depends on your personal financial situation, priorities, and preferences.

As a general guideline, financial experts recommend that individuals allocate no more than 10-15% of their income towards discretionary expenses, such as entertainment and self-care. However, this is not a hard and fast rule and may not be applicable to everyone. It's important to create a budget that aligns with your specific financial goals and priorities, while also allowing for some flexibility to indulge in activities that contribute to your overall well-being.

However much you want to contribute towards human trafficking and paying off debt to the Triads.

>>54478988
I want to get jacked off by a japanese whore

>>54478988
That is a man

>>54478988
Used to go a few times a month. The happy ending shops were probably $100 a pop. The full service spots were about $250. I make about $9k a month. So assuming I went to a full service every other week that's $500 a month. 5%.
That said, don't waste your money. It's fun for a while but just meet somebody that will fuck you for free.

>>54479064
>Muh human trafficking
Shut up faggot. These women make more than you.

>>54478988
Zero, you coomer. Stop edging and Just bust your nut now and get it over with. Do that every time you think about doing this.

>>54479167
Don't listen to this cunt. Do it and get it out of your system. Hire 2 girls to suck and fuck you until you're disgusted by the idea of them. Then go meet somebody nice.

>>54478988
Zero. Stop spending money on whores.

>>54479026
Damn I miss Thailand.

>>54479150
Very likely. I unironically befriended one whore in Thailand and we hanged out during her free time. She wore luxury brand shit and wasn't interested in me paying for anything when she was actually not at work. Fun girl, sick back tattoo and GORGEOUS tits.

>>54479150
Faggot I used to visit those places too until one of the girls broke down and told me everything they'd done to her. These women have to suck off obese old men all day and then get abused and thrown around if they don't pony up enough to make up interest on the money the gangs pay to have them smuggled in. They will even sometimes literally brand the girls as their property.

The only ones I feel okay with going to now are the ones owned by the women who operate them, and even then they are still targets for robbery and random violence. I had the misfortune of seeing the cctv video of one of the girls I used to see gunned down in cold blood by a piece of shit meth addict.

>>54479360
Women can be insane sadists too
See: ghislane maxwell

>>54479360
>believing a literal uniromical whore
H-hey anon uwu im being trafficked wanna send me some imaginary internet coins

>>54478988
100%

I think it's ok to have a vice budget of around 3% of your net income. Hong Kong is nice. Great service, reasonable prices, and best of all it is LEGAL.

>>54479393
Kek this. Being subject to violence is just par for the course in any cash based business. Especially a black market business. And especially one focused around sex work. They don't need to be trafficked to do those things. They just charge fat bastards a little more and then make them bust immediately.

The esthe women in japan are non trafficked pure waifu women

>>54479026
>Pattaya Soi 6
holy crap that place looks horny as frig

>>54479471
I think it's a fair deal anyways. By the way, the combo of paid Massage + Sex (or Sex, then massage -- they will give you whatever you want to please you) is insanely relaxing. Then it's off to some nice Dim Sum, or perhaps a late night steak if you please. After all, HK although still under the party's boot, is still quite Internationalized and livable (if you have money).

Japan is different game. Sure there is Delivery Health, but the prices are much higher and they don't always fuck. Instead, if you are 5/10+ white man, just use dating apps for free pussy. But you will often have to deal with women who won't want to let go of you. I kind of prefer the HK model where you can pay and just get serviced.

>>54479393
>>54479426

What kind of maladjusted mental pathology do you shitstains have that you can't think that the people you're doing business with don't deserve dignity and respect just because it involves rubbing your micropenis? You are the worst kind of mongers. You fucks are why the 19th century feminists were able to get prostitution outlawed and subsequently force whores into a dark corner of society without any legal or community protection.

>>54479586
Shut
Up
Faggot

>>54479586
I just like to fuck 'em and get my back rubbed. They don't seem to mind, since I pay them. Most are even pretty nice about it. By the way, I NEVER TIP.

Strange how every incel here immediately talks about sex. Massages are primarily for easing tension in muscles, and they're fantastic after a hard workout. I don't suppose anyone here would know much about that though, so keep gambling money and talking about muh whores lmao

>>54479965
>he's such a naive twat he doesn't know about asian massage parlors open late
haha

>>54479965
I have tension in my balls and dick as well. Service offerings exist to take care of that and they're fantastic, well, anytime.

>>54479965
Tell me you never left your basement without saying "I never left my basement"

>>54479965
All Asian massage parlors will touch your dick. Yes all of them. Some will let you fuck. When you see the interior you know what you're in for. That picture in op is the kind of place where they let you fuck.

>>54480135
hong kong is such a cool place

>>54479062
Thanks, Mr. GPT

>>54478988
0%
Get a home visit from a real deal masseuse if you need regular proper massage due to your condition or work.
Get in touch with a real agency for prostitution if you want proper asian working girls.
If you're too poor for it you can see it as an investment, get in touch and become a regular with a working madam thats not in agency so she can connect you to some begginer young woman.
If you're smart about it you will get much more for your money.

>>54479586
shut the fuck up, faggot. whores are whores.

0
Bug lovers get the rope.

>>54480331
The food is really good too. It's like a hack, although I can speak Mandarin, I still prefer to speak the Queen's English rather than gook tones. HK isn't a place for poors though.

>>54480696
No rebuttal got it

>>54480712
I thought people spoke Cantonese in Hong Kong

>>54480716
That is the rebuttal. These whores suck dick for money because they have no real skills and it pays well. Take sucking dick away from them and they go back to China to be broke as fuck. They'd rather die than go back.

>>54480971
>whores = whores
This! Basado!

>>54480716
white knight faggot detected. whores are only good for pleasuring my dick, nothing more - a simple business transaction.

Having feelings for these subhumans is what makes you inferior, a tool to be used by them like a simp. Bet you'll eat those whores out and cry when you catch something you cunt bagel

>>54480958
Now there are lots of Putonghua-speaking mainlanders since the takeover especially in menial jobs and sex work. but English is still and will continue to be an official language so they can all suck it (literally).

In addition to Chinks, you can also fuck Russians, Koreans, and Japanese whores here. Having money is great.

>>54481417
how much for a whore like this, and where can i find more of her?

>>54481449
just search "sex 141" on google and go to the Hong Kong portal at the top of the page, and click "Yes" for the Web version. You now have a menu for whore in all of HK, priced in HKD.

This is how it really should be. Ordering escorts' services should literally be like ordering from a restaurant menu. You can fuck for less than $50 US here, or have sex with a literally model for like $250. Just be sure to wrap up.

>>54481525
>Just be sure to wrap up.
I never used a condom in HK. The girls didn't seem to care. I am white and clean cut though.

>>54481525
how is the overall experience?
etiquette wise, do you need to tip? if so, how much more typically?
am i gonna get conned into getting robbed or my kidneys stolen? Any black guys waiting to pounce on me?
is it legal? any chang police gonna give me trouble? Do i need to pay them off too?

>>54479586
>she was a good girl, mummas apple pie, the fourth of July..
>SHE IS A HOOKER ANON!

>>54481554
yes they don't care. but you had better do it.

Went to an asian massage place once. Attempted to have sex but I was clearly hurting her, so we stopped. Never going back. I’ll stick to white and latina escorts even if they are more expensive. Don’t know why asians are so popular, they are boring and too tiny.

>>54478988
How much does getting an std cost to you?

>>54481569
Honestly, it's great. Asians generally have better service attitude. Once you are done they are nice enough and give you some small talk, usually offer you a shower (midrange up) and off you go.

Walkups are the most exciting, no appointment required. But some want you to text with them first to confirm availability. The walkups literally have signs on the door that says if they are available.

Prostitution/Solicitation is legal for solo escorts and their customers. "Hen houses" are illegal though. No you don't deal with the police ever.

Never been robbed, but obviously don't go walking around with a shitload of money. You can also do incalls if you feel unsafe. But HK is packed full of Glowies from all kinds of nations as well as undercover cops, triads, and who knows what from all over. So most people are on good behavior (and you should be too). Good luck!

>>54479062
>cumbersome reply
how much are you paying for chatgpt

>>54479062
Thank you Mr. Chat GPT
Glad to have you on the board

Noko should include a ChatGPt parser so that every thread gets at least one response from Chat GPT lol

>>54481757
very useful information, thank you. I'm assuming the price on there is all USD? Should I be bringing any local currency or just deal with it in USD?

On a related note, I've seen older uncles with very young "school girl-like" get ups going into hotels together. Something something compensated dating. is that shit legal, if you know what i mean? It's fucked

>>54481757
Will hotel staff look at you funny if you do incalls? How does it work, do I wait around in the lobby to meet her, and then have a coffee with her so we can chat and get to know each other?
I don't want the nice people at my hotel to think ill of me

>>54482021
who fucking cares dweeb. waaah people i'll never see again or dont matter in life might think a bit bad of me waaaah I have to act like a sperg turd retard over it waaaah. maybe you should just stay to jerking off to anime loli and not try to socialize in public if this kind of shit causes you to fold like an old wallet

>>54481914
As I said, it's priced in HKD (USDHKD is 7.85 today). You might be surprised at the affordability of it. No. Hong Kong in general is expensive but United States and the Western World in general is experiencing Hoeflation, the likes of which the world has never before seen. The downturn economy and impending crash (AKA "the big one") will probably correct that some, but not entirely, and even then you still have legal issues with directly interfacing with service providers domestically.

>>54482021
No. You're just waiting to meet a friend in the lobby. You are a paying customer. In Asia, this gives you way more rights than what you get in the US. For some reason, US-based service providers (like waitstaff) are extremely uppity and have the audacity demand tips on top of it. In Asia, the customer is a god. Just remember that as you enjoy your travels.

>>54481638
>clearly hurting her
They like to make pretend noises as if they're in pain since that gets Asian men horny. You can ask them to stop.

>>54479130
Would happy ending or full service dates be any cheaper?

>>54479586
women exist to make men cum. deal with it.

Relevant question: what's the best website for whores in the LA area? Tryst sucks, only 300+ for 30 minutes for absolutely mid tier girls. Used to be I could find 20+ girls in my area for 100-200 but now I don't know what website is reliable.

>>54481569
>tipping a literal whore
Really dude?

>>54481571
Anon is too green to see it

>>54479586
maybe she should just get a day job... instead of being a whore?

>>54482094
No she was legitimately in pain, this wasn't pretend or any noises. Could barely get it in. I was really weirded out, she was the one basically put a stop to the act.

>>54482252
hey, burger cucks do it and even thank them too so i'm wondering what the etiquettes are.

>>54478988
I go once every month and pay 160. However I plan to stop and save my money for a sex alliyah to Pattaya. People dont understand the brutality of living in a sex prison such as the United States. Euros can't complain about having access to legal whoring

>>54479130
Where the fuck do you live where you are paying that much, in my expensive metro its like 160 for great service

>>54483027
America in a region with little action so low competition.

>>54479393
These are the type of faggots to believe the crying putas in Hong Kong at Tijuana and pay her an extra 100$ ficha.

>>54479965
>have sex incel
>NO NOT LIKE THAT
Most zoomers that are blackpilled are too insecure to visit brothels and usually spend all day watching blackpill youtube shorts. Most mongers are married men or dudes who have had sex and are frustrated with their lack of options

>>54478988
100%

>>54481160
Unironically being a whore is the only useful job a woman can do. Draining balls and tending to the home.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/41S9lQJ1RujO/

>>54481525
Based coomer

>>54478988
Open one, get free massages, and get background income.
As a bonus you can launder money through it if you're cool.

>>54479586
this is the inevitable result of premarital sex anon

>>54478988
how much should I expect to spend on a coom trip to Thaliand? Including airfare, lodging, decent food, and decent whores (ones that aren't diseased and at least 7/10)?

I'm on east coast USA for reference.

>>54482207
why would you risk a sting operation for American whores? The only affordable ones to do it consistently would be street walkers ridden with STDs. Any one even mildly attractive is going to cost hundreds of dollars. The US sucks for cooming.

>>54481636
I don't care either. I've rawdogged my way across asia, africa, the middle east, and most of europe. I'm fine, no STDs except for the unavailable things everyone who is active has.
>>54481914
pretty sure age of consent in china/HK is 16, and 16 year old chinese girls can look VERY young. If they want to sell their cunt to old men that's up to them, it's not the USA

>>54483530
>how much should I expect to spend on a coom trip to Thaliand? Including airfare, lodging, decent food, and decent whores (ones that aren't diseased and at least 7/10)?

Hmm a DECENT coom trip, like 2 weeks with nice stuff and spending enough money to have a ton of fun? + cost to get there and back from east coast?

I'd say about $10,000 should do it, maybe bump it up to $12k if flights are expensive.

>>54479360
I speak Chinese. Many of these girls don’t want to go back to China because this is the only way for them to make decent money. Yeah, working conditions are shit though. I treat them nice and tip decently, it’s the most I can do. Can’t control how other people treat them

>>54478988
Assuming it lasts on average for an hour (more time than a wife would devote to your dick, however much your wife's allowance is x1.2-1.7

>>54483708
FUCK. I thought between 3-5K would be plenty. Everyone says things are dirt cheap over there.

>>54483858
That guy doesn't know what he is talking about. 10k can last you 3-6 months

>>54483936
I don't know anything about Thailand, too dirty for me, but I would say your chances of getting HIV are probably 10x that of a more civilized countruy

>>54478988
Why bother? They all suck now. 10 years ago they were bringing in new bitches right out the shipping containers every week. Now it’s the same 50 year old hag bitch that’s been there for 20 years

>>54483936
yeah I'd probably only stay a week, maybe 2 max. How much would that require?

>>54484240
>HIV
Veteran coomers say that's mainly only a problem for the guys that go there to bareback lady boys.

>>54479965
I would like a legitimate massage but those places don’t really exist

>>54481638
She was probably new, if they're not turned on they need lube to do what vagina juices are supposed to do is lubricate so sex becomes enjoyable vs you scraping her flesh off.

Where do you find these places in the US?

>>54479360
found the simp

>>54479026
Soi 6 is filled with fail ,AIDS and Poojeets.
Soi MK is where it's at.
Walking Street has fallen

Coconut Bar still open 24-7

One must get a REAL Thai massage.
Then one must get ...
the infamous
SOAPY

>>54479248
Don't we all.

COME HOME WHITE MAN.

>>54485628
Find a massage place that isn't run by white people.

>>54478988
I just spent like $40 on four beers at a bar and my bartender daylights as a fucking state employee. What the fuck is happening?

>>54479026
Treetown is mo betta.

>>54486109
Drinks are expensive. Layboys en masse
That is the new area they are trying to bump.
4 Normies and tourists, not the experienced Sexpat.

>>54479207
It’s a slippery slope. Knew a guy who made it back in 2017 run and went to “live his life and have fun” a year later he is broke as fuck and missed the great bullrun of 2021. He’s waging now.

>>54486390
How the fuck do you burn through that much money in a year?

>>54479423
>>54479521
You’re paying in cost of living expenses in HK anyways. How much are you spending a year to live in HK?

Ive been jerking of too much bros, my frenulum is sensitive

>>54478988
about tree fiddy (unironically)

>>54486403
having two girls sucking you off simultaneously does that to a guy...

yeaaahh

>>54481571
Kek

>>54486443
If he made a million and every dollar went to threesomes with Thai hookers, that's conservatively like 23 threesomes a day. If he spent a half million on other things, that's still 11-12 threesomes a day. I just don't get it.

>>54486403
Sex can also be addicting anon… especially when money is not a limiting factor anymore and whor*s can sense that and will do whatever it takes to part you from it.

>>54483936
Know plenty of techbros who got a sixfig severance packages and living there for 10 years spending 10k yr

>>54486511
I was commenting about the get it out of your system part, and no where did I mention the guy went to Thailand. It was a bunch of places.

>>54479062
is this a bannable offence?

>>54486511
probably some faggot who started showing off their newfound wealth and bought shit for Thai hookers. A sob story about poor family, some fake tears and awesome sex probably got the better of him.

pic related. Definitely happens to the inexperienced sexpats or virgin betas

>>54486546
I see. That makes a lot more sense.

>>54486570
Where did you find this picture of me

>>54486570
yep that's gonna be when I'm 65

>>54486443
you can get that for $20
it's mostly alcohol and drugs that waste peoples' money

>>54485787
not a simp dickhead, I support small businesses and sustainable business practice

>>54479360
Ahhh, i can see you only have been there a few times.
Jesus dude.. you believe all those stories?
your more of naïve than simpy
all fake.
no one is trafficked. Laos girls are notorious for sneaking over for work.
no one sucks off obese me if they don't want to ... except for your mom.
no one gets gunned down ... they usually get RUN DOWN because they are all on scotters.

the only ones that beat them are their mother's for not sending enought Whore money back to the village.

>>54486872
If you’re good looking or white in SEA, sure you can but then you can get it for free on tinder as well. For the rest of the people they have to pay for company, in advance in most cases.