/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54475980
i have aids from being a gay faggot man

>>54476015
You opened your ass to it, why don't you love asses you fucking cunt

>>54475980
Don't forget to get a dashcam. Passengers can be crazy and you wanna have proof if anything goes down.

>>54476235
Have you been hurt before?

>>54476084
He could be slow in pleasing women so why stress it.

>>54475980
Get a limo, people love feeling fancy, even if it's just for a short ride. I love it so why be so poor.

>>54476268
No, I don't relax and I always have a gun.

>>54475980
Whatever you do, make sure you have good air conditioning. No one wants to be sweating in a ride-hail car.

>>54475980
Go premium rides with a bmw m5 or audi a6, you'll maximize and make better profits that way

Thank me later

>>54475980
uber is so rich because the riders are actually exploited. it wont get you ahead in any way being a taxi driver for an app

>>54476644
Once took this long ride with no ac, phone was low on battery, bored and sweaty all together
Felt like shit that day

If you want to maxx with UberXL, the Chevy Traverse is far and away the best vehicle. It seats 8, still looks nice enough as an SUV, has all the bells and whistles and yet is quite low-priced for what is vs other mid/large SUVs.

I have one now. First got the idea from stepping into one as an Uber in the first place. I was shocked at the roominess. High mileage for a big car too, 18-26 mpg.

>>54476705
>bmw m5
yeah, up to 2 (two..) dwarves can travel in confort.
who pays a premium for this shit?

>>54476725
Toyota

Period

>>54476792

Toyota SUVs are comparatively quite expensive. The Traverse is less than half the price of a Sequoia and roughly the same size on the interior.

>>54475980
The all new 2022 Toyota crown is what you need anon
Starts at around $40K
Better than buying a benz or any of those overrated expensive shit

>>54476722
That moment you'd wish you had an in-car gaming set up like holoride, I think Uber should be looking into better passenger entertainment options

Mercedes now make cars compatible with PS5, how sick is that

>>54476888
>compatible with PS5
aka monitor with HDMI?

>>54476644
Don't forget about safety features like airbags and anti-lock brakes. You wanna make sure your passengers are protected.

>>54476941
Hahaha he's finna act like anyone can't install a monitor and have a ps5 in their car
The vr headset one seem way better if you don't throw up while at it

>>54477005
Don't every car come with airbags?

>>54477066

>>54476720
Facts not gonna lie
You're basically being used by the taxy company

>>54477047
No chance, the aim is making road trips more fun, entertaining and getting rid for nausea and motion sickness

>>54476820
How about Audi, I be so damn hyped on these boys comfy interiors and engine, besides they partnered as the primary car brand of a particular crypto project with the in-car entertainment tech and value distribution intact.

>>54475980
Why Toyota or Honda, they suck. Kia and Hyundai are my top favorites.

>>54477298
Air bnb, Uber
Genius inventions

>>54477298
OP should get a car with good trunk space. Passengers love to bring luggage or shopping bags, and you don't want to turn them away.

>>54477449
Go for a hybrid SUV like a Toyota RAV4 or Lexus UX. They're reliable, spacious, and eco-friendly.

>>54477452
airbnb is atleast somewhat profitable for the renters of rooms in their houses. its a nice extra money if you need it and it doesn't cost you anything really.

driving people around in a car for money though is high effort and little reward. you wreck your car and get paid peanuts. also it takes up a lot of time. if you rent out a room with AIRBNB you can still go do some other job too. not when you are a uber driver

>>54477322
I dreaded traveling by road in the past due to fucking motion sickness
Found a way around it though, simply don't eat before traveling

>>54477697
No lies, but do people still use airbnb that much? I don't think
After numerous cases of spy cameras etc

>>54477334
Audi got some of them super sleek cars no doubt, the Q8 e-tron model is based asf

>>54477833
Hehehe put on the HTCVive VR glasses and zoom off in the thrill, big ass moves.

>>54477852
Spy cameras because of safety I guess.

>>54477981
Not safety, the owner of the house sets it up and watch you bang your wife with you both naked
free HD OF content kek

>>54477962
Doesn't VR kinda make it worse since it gets you all dizzy?
Could get worse using it in cars

>>54476772
is that real

>>54477334

German brands aren't known for great reliability. It might be fun to drive in but not necessarily the most efficient car money-wise, if you're looking at this from a purely business sense. You can probably drive Uber Black with an Audi though which should help your profits.

>>54477852
Not just that
If I'm gonna be out of my home then I don't need to be doing dishes and cleaning when I could get room service.
Hotel is clear of Airbnb

>>54478042
Literally just cop the retrofit device and bring the experience to your crib, bruv. Ain't no biggie, just watch your legs when you're deep in those immersive games.

>>54477874
Why stop at plush? Get a frickin' jacuzzi installed in the backseat, my dude!

>>54476720
That's the real wealth, transportation and these German banking on it given Nils Wollny stats.

>>54478172
This dude once landed his wife an heavy punch cos he had a VR glass on
l laughed hard

>>54478042
Tell me you don't understand how it works without telling me you don't understand how it works

>>54478304
Kek he was gone.

>>54477852
i used airbnb for 18 months when i went travelling with part of my crypto money. It might not be popular in merica anymore but here its def still useful. I can pay $500 to stay in a very nice place for an entire month. I paid 295 dollarinos one time for an entrie month in istanbulli

>>54478062
>German brands aren't known for great reliability
That's not true, some German brands like Audi and Porsche have been ranked highly in reliability surveys. But it's true that some models from German brands can be expensive to maintain.
>You can probably drive Uber Black with an Audi though which should help your profits.
Yes, Uber Black requires a luxury vehicle, and Audi is one of the approved brands. So driving an Audi could help you earn more money as an Uber Black driver.

>>54475980
Get a Prius, man. You'll save so much on gas and it's a smooth ride for passengers.

>>54476084
I see what you did there

>>54478527

>>54478042
It's kinda gonna help you stay immersed in the experience with the engaging and distracting contents.

>>54479566
Man, forget the sedans. Check the latest Tesla Model and flex on those passengers while saving on gas!

>>54479625
It's gonna be huge once the motorverse tech gets integrated with autonomous vehicles. Just imagine, no more bumpy rides and stress-free cruising. Plus, with the potential for growth and integration with other solid emerging tech, something to bank on.

>>54476394
based

All these posters saying get a luxury car are fucking retarded. Half your customers will be drunk. The other half are going to be fat
Anyone sober isn't using uber

>>54479445

I was going to say, my choice for non XL Uber would be a Prius. An absolute reliability and gas mileage machine, spacious interiors for a smaller looking sedan, the newer models don't look as goofy.

>>54475980
>sup be im tryina sign 20 leases on 2023 toyota camrys hold my beer?
ok whatever

>>54479919
Give me suggestions

>>54479972
If you wanna go old-school, get a classic car like a Cadillac DeVille or Lincoln Town Car. Classy as hell. Last holoride demo ride in CES 2023 was in here.

>>54479957

>>54478042
>Doesn't VR kinda make it worse since it gets you all dizzy?
Hell no, the immersive nature of the VR content will distract users from any discomfort and further reduce the likelihood of motion sickness.
Comfy

>>54475980
Why settle for a car when you can get a helicopter? Think outside the box, you fucking cunt.

>>54480953
I doubt you think properly or maybe could be retarded.

>>54480953
Kek, cause a helicopter costs more you freak

>>54477874
Some futuristic EV car would be good. something clean for the environment. You could then add a retrofit device

>>54475980
should be a crossover at minimum.