/biz/ - Business & Finance

jews did this

Tim Apple sold

>>54477099
why is the line going up

OH SHIT

the anon below this post is a homosexual jew

Catfish is disgusting.

Make money. Buy MONI

https://twitter.com/benedetto_frank/status/1643616263707435008

>>54477132
faggot cat

>>54477117
>>54477118
It was priced in.

>>54477133
god i can't believe ive been holding since WOGI

>>54477137
Yeah, cats are generally cunts.

>>54477116
Running out of time mumu...

>>54477132
Cats are such dicks.

>>54477116

Just stopping by to flex with my +12% yields from peer to peer lending. Going to just roll the gains back into new notes

>>54477146
me too. worth the wait

>>54477163

>>54477163

So, where are we?

>WAL

>>54477132
>catposter is a jew and a faggot
How unsurprising.

> My Dog killed an African Immigrant in our Garden!
https://files.catbox.moe/ynye5b.webm
> Cats, Parasites and Multiple Psychological Disorders: The Science
https://files.catbox.moe/pkiepa.webm

My $35k SQQQ position clawed back $1,300 of losses today. lets gooooooooo

>>54477151
>>54477157
>>54477132
Imagine unironically having a pet in your house that you allow to kick its shit and piss around in a box in a corner of a room and then give it free reign to trample all over your bed and lap.

>>54477194

Option buyers have done more damage to the market than any banker Jew can

Unironically

I should've just trusted myself and did puts. Oh god why did I do calls

>>54477194
complacency. even shows the same amount of crabbing that we've been having.

>>54477194
complaceny was last week

Why the fuck did I have to buy at the top
I won't see a profit for another 5 years

Today's shill is a little known mattress manufacturer known as Purple. While you may not know the company, they produce some of the top rated mattresses in the US, with the bulk of sales coming from direct online marketing and more recently some distribution through traditional retail channels.
PRPL truly has it all, a >90% decline from the post-covid bubble peak, a large institutional holder interested in going private, and large recent insider buying. This stock is going places.

>>54477220
>>54477230
>complacencymind

>people still shill gold and silver when they historically perform like shit

Holy fuck you need to be a special retard to complain about valuations than go SHINY ROCK SUPERIOR INVESTMENT.

Nvda puts printing

>>54477213
>>54477230
>>54477220

>>54477163
>>54477179
What platform is this anon? Yieldstreet?

>>54477270
ITS ONLY BEEN DOWN 1% for 3 DAYS IS THAT ALL YOU GOT BOBO

>>54477212
Pets in general are such a stupid fucking concept. Apart for birds

>>54477194
Disbelief

>>54477286
Prosper

>>54477212
Well you're supposed to clean the litter box daily, but if you're like my old deadbeat roommate, you let it overflow and stink up and entire room. Cats are pets for lazy, depressed, NEETs

I'll slurp.

>>54477194
New paradigm.

>>54477310
SLURP IT DADDY IM A NAUGHTY DIP

y'all still post here? god damn

>>54477297
don't tell me what to do
you are not my supervisor

>>54477137
>>54477151
kill yourselves

FFS WHAT IS THIS CRAB. LITERALLY HASNT MOVED FOR AN HOUR

>>54477331
I am literally deriding cats in my post. Where is your collective reading comprehension today?

>>54477140
AW MANNNNN

Brehs... we just bounced back from the coof... not like this...

>>54477340
i know, cats are based

>>54477297
>prosper
I thought I was the only one using it since nobody talks about it. 3 years now at a comfy 11% annual return so far. I'm interested to see how it goes during a recession.

do divvy stocks drop on just the ex date or the pay date as well? seems kinda gay if both

>>54477336
Disgusting crab day, it did nothing for the last hour

>>54477377
He looks like that french jew who wanted to know who was in control of the media.

Fucking crab market

>>54477379
Typically just the ex day

>>54477377
High test males keep dogs. Beta males keep cats.

>>54477377
They're entertaining retards.

>>54477391
SPU literally just went from 407.2 instantly to 406.8 after trying to climb 30 mins. WTF???

>>54477212
Like half of the dog owners I know have shitty yappy rats that piss and shit everywhere anyway

Turns out having a pet isn't a great idea if you're lazy as fuck who would have guessed

>>54477379
ZIM dumps on both

Slurped up TREE SHARES of DE this mornin', feels good to own my favorite stock, feels bad for it to keep droppin'. BUT, thanks to a little KOLD scalp this mornin' I made almost $17, and my DE is only down by $15 so still almost $2 to the good and after watching DE every single day since June 2022 I feel confident that it will make me money someday. It tends to take hits from time to time, but its rebounds are much stronger.

All I ask for christmas is SPY 409 EOD. PLEASEEEE

when is lunchtime over in new york?

>>54477423
sorry sweetie but i already prayed to god today and asked him for SPY 404 EOD.
god > santa

>>54477378
I’m just doing it as an experiment. I’m putting in $50 a month and rolling my gains back into new notes. I plan on finding $2500 in total and just reinvesting indefinitely.

>>54477397
high test males are also the worst traders, cat owners get mad gains, while dog owners have to pick up dog shit because they can't afford some one else to pick it up for them.

>slow crawl that benefits my position
>instant 90 degree reversal

explain why schwab is still tanking

another leg down lads

>>54477456
Well I know there is no way you keep a cat in the house. Your gookfu would eat it while you're at work.

>>54476534
Stupid logic given the reckoning Japan is facing for its stupid monetary policies

>>54477410
>>54477309

You can clean the litter box daily, yes, that doesn't stop the cat from shitting and pissing in it and then immediately walking off into the rest of the house, no pet owner is following their cat around wiping their paws every time it finishes using the box. And yes, dogs are shit too. Indoor pets are disgusting and annoying.

t. outdoor livestock owner

>>54477151
>>54477331
cats are so smart holy shit

>>54477397
you can have both cats and dogs, faggot. but dogs are retarded. some races more than others, though.

>>54477465
they make money through sweeping, money markets are getting too lucrative for them to maintain the same p/e without a slump

>>54477465
Because I bought

>>54477465
Insider dumping.

>>54477459
welcome to investing go- i mean guy
the next step in your investing journey is picrel

its breakfast time in the best coast. I will eat eggs and go to sleep. I wont even open my Robinhood account. Stocks are Uncool these days

I pulled out of all my stocks except some video game shit. Fuck this market

pets as a whole are cringe. animals are meant to be free, out in the wild with their own kind. not tied down in one spot, forced to act as your companion.

>>54477453
started with i believe $1000 and rolling around $20k now after adding and compounding. no matter how much you have keep your note denomination low. I have had several default and go to collections with no luck. other than that just set the auto invest and sit back.

sold a call on RIO
it's doing quite well today

I've missed so much work due to alcohol that I'm afraid to go back

>>54477473
My gf takes really good care of my cat, and my cock takes really good care of hers.

>>54477516
good morning and goodnight!

>>54477527
Based, I did the same but some cheeky MIC shit.

>>54477527
>except some video game shit
CRSR baggie detected

Fuck this, I'm done trading. Another fucking day of losing money. What a waste

>>54477513

>>54477528
>animals are meant to be free
I'm sure domestic animals that have lived with humans for centuries are meant to be free, retard

>>54477550
No, I'm a Ubisoft chad who slurped the bottom. Easy x2 by early 2024

>>54477532
Yea I stick with $25 notes. A couple times I threw an extra $5 at the note because I had returns sitting in my account. Never more than $35 per note

>>54477473
typical nigger being racist against asian people
#StopAsianHate

>>54477553
see you tomorrow

>futures

>>54477553
You are maxing out your Roth IRA every year right? Don’t trade buy dividend aristocrats and set to DRIP

>>54477585
lesbian version of the avocado man
>bullish

>>54477585
she cute

is ZIM a meme or the greatest business on the planet

> portfolio : -50% all time
> is that all you got BOBO?

>>54477473
If you starting eating cats maybe you lose some weight.... and your iq might even slightly improve.

>AI
There are people who bought at 33.

>>54477559
they’ve become domesticated specifically because people treated them like pets in the first place. i’m complaining about the concept of pets as a whole here. animals should never have been put into these roles.
as for the current generation of animals, these domesticated ones that wouldn’t fare well in the wild, i'd say it’s best to simply put them all down. end this cycle.

>>54477641
There are people who bought at IPO

another day, another $500 from SOXS. see you on friday.

>>54477641
There are people that bought.

>>54477619
she's a fucking cave troll, what are you on about

>>54477642
I see youre on the path to enlightenment, but true enlightenment is eradication of all life, turning earth into a barren rock

>>54477635
I'm not taking any lip from a gook poster.

guys everything is gonna be okay
we just need everyone to innovate harder

>>54477642
well, I kinda agree with you on that domesticated animals shouldn't exist at all, but.. if you've had a pet, you'd know how good they are for your mental health.
t.ex NEET

who redeemed

What do you call this pattern?

I’m going to buy NEO and there’s nothing you can do to stop me

UH OH MUMU

Shout out to the Peruvian frens and their green aji verde sauce. Hits the spot

>>54477208
>Cat shit bad!
Thanks mulatto pol retard. Enjoy your empty apartment and no bitches.

Someone good at math tell me if I’m going to make it

Just took a nice S&P lads.

Don't slurp this SOXL dip and invite me to your funeral.

>>54477777
With those digits, you can make anything

>>54477777
ygmi. kek wills it

>Market has a minor correction after 30+ day bullrun
>All bears come out of the woodwork
Shut the fuck up

Pic rel, literally you.

damn we seriously in crab market

>lumber futures just started outperforming gold futures over last 3 months
holy shit, incredibly bullish

>>54477777
normally you would be fucked, but digits indicate today is your day anon.

CERU my nigga

>>54477194
Anger

gentlemen, for only $499.99 i will give you the secret to 100% growth in 3 months.

>>54477812
based. W was the best prez ever. thanks for the compliment

Is it a good idea to buy stock of First Republic Bank now?

>>54477820
>CERU
I think you might've meant DARE

>>54477829
You spelled Polk wrong.

>>54477397

>>54477755
Baaaaaaammmmmmmmm!!!!!!

>>54477836
Yes

Every stock I touch turns to ashes before my eyes. Why must I be cursed with this jim cramer spirit?

>>54477836
Looking at the chart the current floor is at 12 so it is almost time for a swing but fundamentally do you really wanna hold it?

>>54477836
It's gonna beat earnings and you're gonna double your money

>>54477777
Wow. Wasted Quints.

>>54477843
You spelled Johnson wrong

I'm not buying VTI till it's below $175. simple as

>>54477829
>>54477843
wrong

>>54477863
Lovecraft was a socialist and therefore a faggot. Makes sense he'd like cats.

>>54477777
You're going to make it anon

>>54477878
>It's gonna beat earnings
Thanks Daddy Jerome!

is SOXL overpriced?
is the market overpriced?

Have we factored in potentially months if not years of high interest rates?

Have we factored a slowing economic environment?

Have we factored reduced home purchases?

Have we factored in a stronger dollar?

Have we factored in the inverted yield curve?

Have we factored in a mild recession?

>>54477829
Taft was the last US president so that is impossible.

>>54477899
>>54477843
>>54477829
shocked by the ignorance of this board

>>54477913
>>54477899
Wrong.

I switched to puts, everyone sell your puts we're pumping

FUCK
IT
SLURPED
A
TOTAL
OF
SEVEN
SHARES
OF
DE

Wow, I can't believe today is the day.

This is going to be one long red crab.

enough with the fucking crabbing already. just let the damn market die.

>>54478048
Why are you bankrolling the slurpers

what is this shit market. I want to talk to the manager

>>54478085
>>54478086
perfect time to DCA into SQQQ

>>54478085
>AIDSniggers and acromegalyniggers

bros... i want to slurp SOXL... help

>Forgetting about based Jefferson btfo Hamilton, expanding US territory, and allowing Nappy to kill Anglo-fucks.
>>54478108
It's okay. Magic's son is now a deranged tranny.

>>54477619
Here, have another .webm of her
>me slurping cheapies today

SLURP

ARE YOU READY KIDS

we are so back bros

>>54478156
Duckposting > Catposting

>>54477816
>comparing something that goes up and down 45% on no news whatsoever to the steady rise of gold
ISHYGDDT

>>54478167
>The big swing
My body is ready.

>>54478167

>>54478167
Who you calling kid

>>54478167
Did time just stop after 2013 for this portfolio or what?

>>54478225
Anon we are all in stasis after the Mayan 2012 calendar end.

I kinda hope we do have recession so I can DCA down with my paychecks for the next 2-3 years. As long as I own a house before im 30 I'm happy and I work in a recession proof industry.

>>54478168
Too early to get excited. We haven't even gotten to last week's level let alone the bottom of the crab range

>>54478167
All I see here is that Stocks are a scam and that all your returns are basically null and void after being adjusted for inflation

Is this an accurate statement?

Liquidate labor, liquidate stocks, liquidate the farmers, liquidate real estate. It will purge the rottenness out of the system. High costs of living and high living will come down. People will work harder, live a more moral life. Values will be adjusted, and enterprising people will pick up from less competent people.

I like stocks!

>>54478241
>recession proof industry
lmao, did you not learn a fucking thing during the pandemic, essential worker just means replaceable.

>>54478257
That coon just wants me to liquidate my trash.

>>54478173

>all these wannabe slurpers
you slurp when there is true fear in the markets not some tiny little pullback
cat posting combined with a shrivelled wojak (or biden) and some frog posting is acceptable (WITHING MODERATION)
(on an unrelated sidenote, I've have have foot fungus for years, it has gotten slightly better with powders and ointments but its literally eaten all my toenails away, its either red skin or zombiefied toenails that just keep growing over the fungus underneath, each time I clip them it just keeps growing back. I hate toenails.

>>54478262
Chicken stock, beef stock, vegetable stock, fish stock, mushroom stock, shrimp stock... That's about it.

>-1%
So this is the crash bobo talked about huh?

>>54478282
Fuckin gross. Imagine being food for an autotrophic plant lookin thing. Couldn't be me.

>>54478262
YES
I might even wind up being something of a BULL.

>>54477194
Somewhere between anger and depression. American stocks somewhat give a false impression, but others returned to their pre-covid height before the cheap money pump. Now is the time to buy, because the next phase of inflationary money supply will pump it soon.

>>54478257
Kill liquidators Behead liquidators. Roundhouse kick liquidators into the concrete. Slam dunk a liquidator baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy liquidators. Defecate in a liquidator's food. Launch liquidators into the sun. Stir fry liquidators in a wok. Toss liquidators into active volcanoes. Urinate into a liquidator's mouth.

le slurpers have arrived

>>54478282
stop eating sugar

>>54478250
You just had to born a boomer, they got 20 year of pure green with one gigadip in '87

I receive about 25k tax free for life. No debt, but no house either. How much money do I need to retire?

>>54478316
>autotrophic
>fungus

>>54478344
>25k
monthly or per year?

>>54478344
$25k a year? If that's the case if I were you i'd take a part time job doing something I liked and just enjoy 4 day weekends every week.

>>54478361
Problem?

>>54478365
Weekly.

>>54478365
>>54478376
Yeah per year.

>>54477542

It's over bruv, ditch the namefagging

pfizerbros... we're doing it...

1.5 hours until Power Slurp!

>>54478298
>this whole webm
REEEEEE!!!!!

>>54477749
Now show us the 5Y

Sold TQQQ today, if it goes back down past $24 I'll buy back but It's probably gonna crab until the end of May.

are we closing green? I see slurping

this is a message to bobo:

FUCK OFF YOU DUMB FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!

i want green. we almost made it. whatever, you get to play for one more day. then back to bullchad time.

>hurr muh good ecomony bad. muh fed will increase.

>HURRR muh bad economy bad. muh bad earnings

>>54478344
How do I get in on this scam?

>>54478298
>the sims
>China Numba One Edition

>>54478298
Is he ok

>>54478462
kek sperg

>>54478464
Spend the majority of your youth patrolling opium farms overseas. Worked for me.

>>54478462
>not knowing how to make money in a bear market or market crash

>>54478462
You we're warned mumu.

>>54478512
What will you write on your helmet when the great WWIII draft comes, /smg/?
>For me, "Front Towards Enemy" on the back.

Wonder if BOIL will manage to close red.

>>54478512
Is that the dude from report of the week

>>54478511
shut up retard

>>54478517
im hodler. i always make money in the long run
but i dont like red days

>>54478521
bobo we talk again next week you'll be stopped out nigger

>>54477297
founded by Ripple CEO Chris Larsen, famously used in the San Bernadino false flag shootings where the TV crew went in their apartment and they had arranged a diorama with like a Koran and AR-15 very conspicuously

>>54478537
Don't call me a retard you fucking nigger!

>>54478554
fak you miko

>>54477496
>bag holding FRC
>adds SCHW to add to the pain of exposing 100% of account to banks

not to late to buy AI
the worst that could happen is that your diversified to the downside kek

>>54478570
Ok that's acceptable

>>54478331
Take advantage of the moment

>>54478462
You can't make him leave. Remember what Q said?
>the bear will leave it's cave forever
The days of United States Excellence are over. You should be bending over and getting ready to take Changs tiny yellow dick, or vote for the Neo-Cons who are ready to bomb the fuck out of the sand niggers and chinks.

Slurp mode activated

i was told that dividends were my friend

>>54478584
we bought at almost the same exact time friend. price action trader?

>Oh n-

>>54478585
If inflation continues to rise (it will) so will the markets. But that is the only reason stocks would continue to go up. Next quarters earnings for most companies are going to be a disaster.

>>54478585
well, i disagree
we will see...
pointless discussion

>>54478577
Banks HAVE to bounce back. There's no way they don't bounce back eventually, even if it takes 5 years. I'm not comfortable bag holding AI.

>>54478537
>bobo we talk again next week
go on and slurp little mumu. Next week will be fun.

>>54478597
Yeah, if you reinvest them.

>>54477777
You wasted all your luck on your digits

>>54478462
>>54478521
>>54478517
>>54478511
quiet down. snibs rules here. trade the chop to make money or stay still for the claws.

>>54478608
time is money. grow some balls and trade or just buy a T-bill like a pussy.

>>54478597
You can't lose by taking profi--ACK!

>>54478522
>being draft age
I reckon on mine I would just write
PSALM TWENTY THREE
Not the actual Psalm, just that and they could look it up. Nah, I'd go ahead and write the whole thing, it might benefit someone who needed it very badly, especially if I was already among the dearly departed and they were in a tight spot themselves, and my helmet laying there was the only source of hope/peace they had available there in the valley of the shadow of death.

>>54478048
Thank fuck I sold for a meager 10% gain, wtf was that retard pump

>>54478597
The state taxes is where the real pain hits.

>>54478632
You should write the verse about the woman lusting after genitals the size of a donkey's. Not the actual verse text, just so people look it up.

>>54478605
Tell you what. I think the market will go down so I am going to buy some put options right now. We'll wait and see who's right.

>>54478601
kek of course it was in san fran. Fucking shit city, shit state.

I'm offcially FOMOING into BBBY. This is it.

>>54478639
that was support. Time for that 0DTE call buying to kick in in an hour

>>54478646
No, I would draw out a depiction of that one on the other side of muh helmet.

>>54478632
Yeah i'm 35 so i'm going to play vidya when zoomers go off to die for israel. I'll at the very least send the zoomers from this general that go off to war care packages to keep their spirits up.

>>54478652

>>54477827
Sure what are your bank details and SSN so I can send it?

>>54478665
Anon I think the verse used a simile and wasn't literal...

Oh yeah, its money time

>>54478652
Funding the trade by taking your AMC profits, right?

>>54478641
FUCK why did you remind me. I owe 10 grand federal and will barely have enough to cover it. I shouldn't have rolled those tbills i needed that money for taxes...

>>54478649
Why doesn't California do something to address the root cause of crime, and just bus all their niggers to Mexico so they can be with the other criminals?

>>54478598
Yes sir

>>54478522
I don't think there's a single anon here under 25

>>54478652
Are you telling me that this - in fact - is it?

>>54478647
inverse baggie never fails

>>54478683
>>54478641
now you know why ppl have houses in fly-over states. (pro-tip: if you live in cali just have a house in Nevada and claim you live there most of year)

why are companys balance sheets different from website to website? ycharts yahoo morningstar zachs all have different values for the most recent quarter for the same company.

>>54478684
Theyre talking about banning murders. They just banned catalytic converter thefts.

>>54478684
I consider the west coast the quarantine part of the country. The legalize crime and drugs so it attracts all the scumbags and keeps them there. California is a necessary evil to make sure the rest of the country can be better off.

>>54478683
>Lending the gubmint money you needed to pay your annual gubmint extortion bill

>>54478709
balance sheets are subjective

>>54478710
>They just banned catalytic converter thefts
how the fuck am I gonna make money now???

THE ORANGE JUICE EASTER SQUEEZE IS SQUOZENING. EXPECT 3$ (300cent). Short on tuesday or over the weekend.

>>54478678
No reason to let that stop a little juvie graffiti art tho, rite? That soldier that finds my helmet might need a little chuckle to go along with the hope and peace before they get heemed by the EL CHINKARINOS.

>>54478728
How the fuck can numbers be subjective

>no wtfwt for 800k SPY shares sold in a minute
this place is dead

>>54478729
Its ok, it's just a suggestions, plus banning crime is racist.

>>54478748
Priced in

>>54477099
Huh I can see why AMZN was dumping

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/amazon-shutting-down-global-online-bookseller

I think WING and GE are two stocks that are very overpriced right now and will go down.

>>54478748
This is a SPLG board now. SPY is so last week.
>>54478742
The books are - in fact - cooked.

>>54478735
How about an Easter lumber squeeze? Is that a thing?

next thread i am going to post thjee excel spread sheets that analyze some of WING's numbers. will u guys reply to my posts then?

>>54478762
Is that a slice of pizza with a calzone built in?

so we dump or pump to close?

>>54477976
You actually use your saliva and tongue as a windex-squeegie combo if you think Reagan was the best president.

>>54478806
The market could go up, down, or sideways. Bulls will be looking for momentum to the upside breaking key resistance. Bears will be looking for momentum to the downside breaking key support. Crabs will be looking for false breakouts that return to the center. If price breaks key support, prices could move lower. If price breaks key resistance, prices could move higher. If price fails to break, it will move sideways. Traders will be watching key levels next week for more information.

>>54478806
Crab

>>54478825
thank you frontal stare pep. however, your analysis seems to lean more heavily on technical than fundamental. do you have any key insights that are conducive towards more constructive discussion here on /smg/?

>>54478770
I wish someone would make a webm of just a close up of the hand grabbing the drink kek

the market is HEALING

>>54478771
Not that I heard of.

>>54478729
Don't worry, stealing is still legal.

>>54477270
Kek. Pretty much this

>>54478262
that was your first mistake

>>54478895
Unironically sometimes I feel like taking a vacation to California and committing some petty crimes.

>>54478470
>the carpool has arrived to take your character to work at the ice cream shop
>your character died while at work

>>54478742
what is "value"?
learn about accounting and market value my friend

>>54478919
No my first mistake was not strangling myself with the umbilical cord

>>54478981
>>54478981

>>54478770
I always wanted to know what this guy was saying.

>>54478748
No one really cares anymore. There are other ways to make money, not just stocks. Either the market truly dumps and I go all in, or I wait for a housing crash, but I'd be fine with either outcome. Tired of this in-between Jewry. Keeps me 90% cashgang, 10% stocks.

>>54479071
The only legitimate investment strategies for retail investors are (1) buy & hold or (2) long-term thesis.

Anything else is just glorified gambling.

>>54478679
Well, this is going into my gore folder. Hope you win, but 1dte and mumu has unpredictable bouts of retard strength

>>54479114
WELL NOW SUH
I MUST SAY THAT IT SEEEEEEEMS
I MIGHT BE DECTECTIN'
A HINT OF TONE
IN YO' LITTLE OL' VOICE THEY'A
EXPRESSIN' SOME KINDA NOTION
THAT THAT THEY'A
>glorified gambling
AIN'T
WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL
FUCKIN' BASED?

>>54478298
Nothing can surpass osha animations.
https://youtu.be/JawWHQ92Al4

>>54477777
nice digits faggot

>>54477864
Green eggs and haaaaam!!!!!

>>54479266

>>54479007
something along the lines "BEGONE THOT"

>>54483254
FEEL FREE
TO
...
HEAD
BACK TO R*DDIT