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>be me
>22
>own 1.6btc, 500 linkies, and 10,000 XLM
>also own 2oz of gold and 60oz of silver
>own a Tesla
>have a 97k/yr job
>have an autismo gf that goes to the gym with me
>just came in her ass tonight (asked her to suck but she has a sore in her mouth so she said I could fuck her ass)


Will you tards ever make it like I did? Who knows. But I know one thing for sure. I have autism. I love you bros. Drop address and I’ll send the first 3 of you 1 linkie each

>> No.54470046

>>54470038
checked

>> No.54470048
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>>54470038

>Is this a lowkey Link shill thread

>> No.54470051

>>54470038
Also forgot

>closing on house at EOM


How can you guys claim to be preppers if you don’t even have property for when SHTF?

>> No.54470058

>>54470038
Buddy your best day is a boring one for me

Stay humble

>> No.54470059

>>54470048
No but I just know you fags love linkies and bitcoin has too many fees. XLM is also too low of a price to warrant sending a single coin

>> No.54470064

Be me
>35
>degenerating spine nerves pushing out so badly I can't shit right
>have to stand up and sit down 10-20x per shit
>getting to the point I need a cane
>going back to work because I can't wait 6 months for disability
>can't make money
>can't invest
>will likely have to quit my new job because of my pain effectively putting me back to where I am right now and restarting my disability process
Some of you literally don't know how lucky you are, even if you're broke having a normal spine makes the difference between enjoying being alive and wanting to kill yourself every waking moment.
Basically turning into andre the giant.
and no I'm not small and not vaxxed.

>> No.54470070

>>54470058
Post all time graph or you’re just an edgelord

>> No.54470073

>>54470038
0xb35df0BF0cb0fc5E0380521Faf83a23C0C8f40e1
not begging

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>> No.54470079

>>54470038
>i am insecure
the post

>> No.54470082

>>54470064
Idk if 4chan allows it but if you send me your telegram name and send proof of the disability I’ll send you some btc

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>>54470038
Based

>> No.54470085

Teslas are fucking gay

>> No.54470086
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>>54470038
cool whats the 97k/yr job?

>> No.54470094

>>54470038
Your gf's medical problems are a weird flex anon. But I'm happy you're doing well, keep going. Be a bit careful with believing one woman is "the one". Aspie qt's are hard to find but you will find that no woman is perfect, she will inevitably hurt or disappoint you

>> No.54470097

>>54470070
Bro I have real estate portfolio businesses crypto gold family wife I’m set

You’re doing good but don’t think you’re there yet. This is just honest advice. Be humble

>> No.54470099

>>54470070
you’re doin amazing if nobodies told you dont mind em

>> No.54470108

>>54470038
I would never fuck my gf in the ass. Poop comes outta there wtf

>> No.54470110

>>54470073
>>54470077
Welp it looks like robinshit charges me almost 1.3 linkies to send a single link

Whichever of you replies to this a second turn with the address will get 2 (since it’s a 1 linkie fee)

>> No.54470114

>>54470108
Poop is based

>> No.54470120

>>54470038
> sex in mouth
> sex in ass
Why do you faggots dislike the actual pussy hole so much. It's literally made for that

>> No.54470123

>>54470114
We get it. You're a homosexual.

>> No.54470141

>>54470079
Honestly I’m not I just don’t have anyone to flex on and I used to be a 4chan NEET and recently returned now that I have more free time

>>54470085
3.1 0-60
Also sentry mode so the city fags I live near won’t doording me

Also I have narcolepsy and drive long hours at night to visit family so if I doze off autopilot is a big help

>>54470086
Essentially an IT support manager

>>54470094
Disappointment has already happened. Her only flaw is arguing nonstop but she’s starting to shape out

>>54470097
True but you’re probably 30+ aren’t you? I’m almost there


>>54470099
Thanks fren

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>>54470082
Well I don't have a telegram I suppose I could install it, but here's my printout of my MRI last year and it's gotten way worse going back to my neurologist in 20 days.

>> No.54470168

>>54470108
I thought the same but tried it once for the sake of trying it. It almost feels the same as a blowjob but more suction. Also I enjoy it whenever she argues a lot because it’s kind of like a hate fuck since it hurts her ass

>>54470120
Honestly 90% of the time, if not more - it’s normal sex. She does head a few times a month. Anal is a once or twice a month thing at most.

>> No.54470176

>>54470146
Cropped out the top just cause it's got my name and my doctors name, can't trust folks here but I'd give you the full picture if you wanted it, I didn't come to ask for help just saying health is worth so much more than money.
I personally have come to hate money because of my condition it's just this nagging constant that never lets me rest.

>> No.54470181

>>54470146
Install it and send me your @ once you do. I’d send mine but don’t wanna get spammed, and I’ll know it’s actually you from your 4chan Id

>> No.54470214

>>54470038
calls?

>> No.54470221

>>54470181
Okay I did install it, @shotspine
I had my real name on there apparently I must have had an account a long time ago.

>> No.54470223

>>54470214
10k from puts
6k from bitcoin

The rest from calls

>> No.54470235

Only 1.6 with that salary? Hope your girl helps you rope.

>> No.54470236

>>54470221
Messaged you. I’m deleted account.

>> No.54470242

>>54470235
I had 2. Sold some to get a down payment for my house

>> No.54470281

>>54470223
help a low functioning autist out with some ideas, I got burned bad on UVXY calls... apparently I'm ass backwards in clown world

>> No.54470289

>>54470281
Honestly bro I sold all my stocks and went fully into crypto and metals. Kangaroo market scared me and I think we’re going down to pre trump levels soon

>> No.54470304

>>54470289
right on, yeah I've been packing some of those. I'm anticipating 100 year cycle, but degen in me still wants some leverage gains so ive got a LEAP

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>>54470038
is sex really this good ?

>> No.54470323

>>54470168
I've had anal sex a few times with other women before I met my gf. It felt like I was fucking a tight ring. I don't get the appeal.

>> No.54470330

>>54470304
Yeah. I’m gonna put $100 on some lottery puts at the end of this month but otherwise I’m out of the market.

>> No.54470377

>>54470038
> Claims to have made it
> Has Robinhood account
> Laughed off internet

>> No.54470405

>>54470321
Yes

>>54470323
It feels like a more suctiony blowjob and I like the dominance aspect. It’s a good hatefuck cause she likes it and moans like crazy but it still hurts her

>>54470377
I tried a TD account but I like the GUI of robinshit more

>> No.54470489

>>54470038
Larp. What is your job. How did you get it.

>> No.54470518

>>54470489
IT manager/lead

Went from an intern at a sketchy pc repair shop, to an analyst at a Fortune 500 company. To a new company making 65k that’s also on the nasdaq, got a raise to 77k within 3 months because I got an offer from another company. Got bumped to 95k at my 1 year mark since I took on more leadership responsibilities.

>> No.54470521

>>54470141
>flex on
oh you're a faggot that got bullied in school so now you want to gloat and try and show off to your anonymous internet friends. grow the fuck up

>> No.54470533

>>54470521
Exactly. Revenge arc

>> No.54470747

>botnet car
ngmi desu

>> No.54471147

>>54470038
Fuck off bitch

>> No.54471204

>>54471147
Are u a little angy? Awww angry guy!

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>>54471147
That ID.

>> No.54471376

>>54470064
I was like you. Look up healing back pain by Sarno. I’m totally normal now. Godspeed.

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>>54470038
Bumperino for OP.

>> No.54471574

>>54471376
I doubt mines going to improve, something up with my bones my jaws basically kicking my teeth out as well.

I'm not built to last on this planet, it's okay it's about the people we meet and the experiences we have, only reason I can even slightly think straight today is I'm on some Tizadine for MS/ALS which doctors aren't sure if I have yet, which I'm thinking likely, it's either MS and a degenerating bone disease or ALS and it's just eating my body away, thinking ALS as I can't feel my leg anymore and my lower half is basically pins and needles all the time.
My muscles are wasting away pretty rapidly, I was fit last year and my arms are back to nothing way too quickly.

>> No.54471649

>>54470146
dude just do back extensions at the gym a few times a week. strong back muscles will clear the pain and prevent further injuries once the bulges dehydrate and shrivel up

>> No.54471689

>>54471649
Oh I likely will going to work a laborsome job which I can still do with medication anyway, but its not bulging it's herniated discs and that was almost two years ago, this pain has been going on since at least 2015 this is degenerative, there's no reversing degeneration it just gets worse, like me having to sit up and stand just to move the nerves enough to let me shit.
It pushes on the nerves so badly it starts effecting how my organs are working already had liver failure show up and kidney failure.

>> No.54471692

>>54470038
>she said I could
NGMI

>> No.54471973

>>54470038
>>have a 97k/yr job
oof. well, good luck in your next life op. i'm gonna go eat more tendies