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so i figured i would pass this along to my NEET bros here. i started delivering for uber and noticed in my payout they added $134 more than my earned tips and wage. it said prop 22 compliance so i clicked the "whats this" and apparently because im in cuckfornia uber has to give people a minimum amount regardless of how much you deliver.

so i wanted to test it out so i stopped doing deliveries and just started leaving the app on at home where i live. i dont live that close to any restaurants, and i specifically would turn it off during lunch time and dinner time (11am-1pm and 5pm-8pm) and then just turn it back on the rest of the time. it turns out its legit you dont even have to be driving. uber is literally paying me to play video games at home. its not a lot of money but any extra helps. this might not work if you live in a dense city becuase they might actually start sending you orders, i havent tested if they pay you even when you reject orders. but they defintiely pay you for just having the app turned on if you dont receive any orders. hope that helps some NEETs out there!

>> No.54469666

>>54469604
kek sounds funny
whos delivering the food then?

>> No.54469686

OY VEY!!!!

>> No.54469834
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>>54469666
>>54469686
not my problem!

>> No.54469901

Wow.
What a based way to make money.
This is why I love NEETs.
They're born hustlers.
Every single one of them.

>> No.54469928

>>54469604
Fuck jewber

>> No.54469933

>>54469928
all the more reason to sign up as a delivery driver and become a parasite to them

>> No.54471541

wow normally biz loves free shit surprised nobody cares

>> No.54471845

I live in a densely packed area and have two jobs. I wish I could take advantage of this, but I’m afraid it will blow up in my face.

>> No.54471893

>>54471541
Think I can do it via a VPN?

>> No.54472375

>>54471893
doesnt hurt to try. you can sign up in any state, but i think they will only do the prop22 payouts for work done in california. there might be other cuckstates that have the same law though, so check where you live

>>54471845
theres nothing that can go wrong. the worst that happens is they boot you off the app for not accepting jobs. actually i dont think they even do that, you literally need to chimp out at a delivery and get customer complaints to be taken off. if you live in cuckfornia theres not really any downside, other than having to give your info to uber. plus you could always try delivering if you need the extra money

https://financialpanther.com/uber-eats-acceptance-rate/

>> No.54472391

>>54469604
>Bleeding a shitty company out of money and giving literally nothing in return
Based NEETbro, keep fighting the good fight

>> No.54472405

>>54471893
maybe you can get a second phone for cheap, like an old samsung or iphone 8, do a pay as you go plan for like $30/month from cricket wireless, and have an accomplice in california keep it charged and the app running for you. the main problem is the faggots make you scan your face every few days to verify its your acount when you log on but i bet you could send your friend a printed picture of your face for that

it has this thing where you cant deliver for more than 12 hours at a time before taking a mandatory 6 hours off. but if you are static it doesnt count down from that. so if you left the phone plugged in so it doesnt run out of battery in theory you should be able to leave it open and "online" in ready mode for a long time until the app needs an update or some shit

>> No.54472480

>>54469604
How much have you made, OP?

>> No.54472503

>>54472480
about $220ish so far of free moeny but i only found this out like 3 weeks ago and im still testing how they pay out and calculate the earnings. for example ive noticed it gives more money if i have it on while im driving around like to buy my own tendies vs when i leave it on plugged into my wall at home on my wifi so they are definitely factoring geotracking into the equation.

>> No.54472504

>>54469604
holy based
this should be a sticky

>> No.54472540

>>54472503
Have you tried just leaving it on while you sleep?

>> No.54472553

>>54472504
also fyi if you are doing deliveries i noticed you get extra pay for the time it takes to cmoplete the order. so i started doing 3 apps at once and i was accepting a bunch of orders on all 3 and it would take me like an hour sometimes to deliver a burrito 5 miles and uber eats would pay me like $20 for that even though it started off as a $4 delivery lmao. i cant imagine the cucks ordering this shitty overpriced cold food but whatever i am motivated by the economics not the customer service

>> No.54472562

>>54472540
no not yet i was scared about missing orders while asleep and ruining my acceptance rate score but after reading about acceptance rate just a bit ago i just learned it doesnt mean shit and theres no penalties to you whatsoever so im going to try to leave it running tongiht while i sleep and ill report my findings back to you guys

>> No.54472612

oh shit i just thought of something. if you made another uber acount and placed a delivery order for tendies you were going to go buy anyway, you could immediatley accept it as a driver, go pick it up, come back and chill at your house wtih the ongoing order for hours before completing it and it would rack up the prop 22 pay. anyone tried this yet? is there a max time for a delivery before they autocomplete it for you?

>> No.54472748

>>54472612
I'll be praying for your cheeky plan to work, anon

>> No.54472772

>>54472612
Please report back on this. I don't live in cuckifornia but a similarly chucked state so I'm actually very interested