/biz/ - Business & Finance

It's going higher anon, whether you like it or not.

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gWbKAcuzN8

Reminder that clown market ended with the Trump arrest this morning. Joker market begins now.

>>54468730
SOXS is going higher. hope you bought

I am $35k deep into SQQQ
Please pray for me

>futures

>>54468730
Dumb fed.

>>54468739
lmao the desperation of arresting Trump

no knee-grows aloud on /smg/
>no knee-grows aloud on /smg/
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>no knee-grows aloud on /smg/
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>no knee-grows aloud on /smg/
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>no knee-grows aloud on /smg/

>constantly stakes something going in his ass as a bet
>always after scoopsies and other men
>collects pictures of sweaty muscley football players
>hates aqb
Rocker is the gayest person I know

>>54468739
Now to sow some discord...
JEPIFAGS WHERE ARE THE DIVYS! THERE IS NO NEWS ON THE DIVY DATE! I TOLD YOU JEPI WAS RISKY! I WARNED YOU! EXPLAIN! WHERE ARE THOSE MONTHLY DIVYS NOW!

>>54468739
What's the difference?

>>54468750
>DXY red
its over. I'm never going to japan

>>54468774
you literally just have to wait

>multi billion dollar net worth
>have to pay to have sex with a wash up porn star

IT'S COMING
THA GREAT HEEM
THA TRUE DIPPARINO

Any reason to think the market won't just keep pumping because we have an election next year?

>>54468775
In joker world, the preceding clown world finally catches up to you.

>>54468821
>we have an election next year
what the fuck man, already? fucking covid ruined the timeline we were in, there was a time skip and dimensional shift.

>>54468775
The difference is that everyone gets what they fucking deserve.

>>54468821
TRUMP IS INTENTIONALLY CRASHING THE MARKETS SO THAT WE BEG HIM TO RETURN
THE INDICTMENT IS ALL A LARP
BRAGG IS IN ON IT
AND BEING PAID WELL
TO BE HATED
TRUST THE PLAN
TWO MONTHS

>>54468739
This week's movie night should be killer klowns from outerspace

>futures

>>54468718

Does anyone have the old "You are here" memes from the election where trump wouldn't be indicated. Trump won't go to jail. I really wanna see an updated one. Also fuck Intel

>>54468923
/r/eddit is down the hall and to the left in the mens stall with the hole

>>54468923
>fuck Intel
BUT THE FABS
>THE FABS
THE FABBERINOS
why?

>>54468752
if only they gave a shit about our little slice of iot

I for one am very observant of our new 1984 paradigm shift. I feel like everytime I sleep, I wake up in an altered reality, where every shift gets progressively more orwellian

>>54468923
i don't save wojaks

>>54468952
The Holy Bible already told us to expect all of this. You'd best get to bleevin' in Babylon, son, cause you're livin' in one.

Uh Oh! Party City bhenchods they are redeeming the wares!

>futures

>>54468948
>>54468941
Futures?

>>54468795
Ah it was just a little late. Someone in the previous thread was freaking out about it though I'd cause some mischief. Ah well carry on with you income taxed "divys" apologies for the trouble.

>Futures

>>54468775
Ideally it means some of the less cucked republicans will actually arrest democrats for pedophilia instead of talking shit, leading to republicans getting arrested in retaliation and vice versa.

>>54468769
>that hand

>>54468821
Probably because markets go down before elections, not up.

Natty doesn't seem to want to go under $2.07

Accumulating BOIL cautiously but this might be the bottom. Just sell covered calls for the rollover week.

How much meme magic would it take for someone to do a hit on the stock exchange?

>>54468923
>indicated
The absolute state of people investing in intcel of all things, plus you're a tranny.

Read another hentai doujin. Girl acts drunk, dude looks out for her and takes her to his place. But surprise; another dude is waiting and they gangbang her. The twist comes at the end; the girl was merely pretending to be drunk. She wanted to get fucked. Shows her sitting on the couch afterward sipping a beer while the two dudes are passed out on the floor. Normally I don't find this type of thing amusing (rape); come on now, women are more whorish than ever you don't need to resort to that. But in this case it ended good.

>>54468849
Oh, thank God. I was worried I wasn't ever getting a comfy, stress free life filled with love and prosperity.

>>54469119
I'm sorry anon, you were complicit in the face of evil for far too long. You'll get yours. There are no bystanders in the Joker Market.

>>54468809

>>54468769
Patrician

>gold futures

I think its time to sell barrels of HOGS for barrels of WTI
WTIHOGS is the true kingmaker trade

>>54469110
>rambling facebook boomers have found hentai
ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW PEACE FROM THIS EVIL

>>54469135
Ah man come Jack I made all those memes to deride evil.

>>54468923
It's indicated by your post that you enjoy being fucked by men.

>futes

>>54469000
checked and kekked

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/Y6DHggNoWDc

Is chick fil a the most valuable app to have? I literally get a free sandwich just for existing every single week.
>oh anon you're a good customer, here's a free one on us
>oh anon you haven't been here in a while, here's a sandwich
>oh anon there's a game going on, here's a sandwich
I am literally showered with free sandwiches merely for existing. Meanwhile chipotle changed their rewards so that they're very stingy with points. Fuck that restaurant.
>Chick-Fil-A stock is not publicly traded and has no ticker symbol or stock price. The company is privately owned, with its equity shares divided between the three sons of the founder Samuel Truett-Cathy.
Weird how the best restaurant is not publicly owned, almost like banks are a negative influence on everything in society. I wonder why.

Anyway short chipotle, fuck that place.

>>54468748
average?

>>54469086
>holding BOIL right before the 5 market day long contract rolling starts on the 6th
IMAGINE IT

>>54469144
Pretty badass, what was that made with?

>>54469224
i stopped getting free sandwiches like a month ago, thinking of deleting it since i feel embarrassed every time i check for free sandwiches

>>54468809
We do not heem, we redeem
t. Ranjesh

>>54469274
>redeem
Is this code for taking shits in the street?

>>54469247
stable diffusion running locally.

>>54469315
Oh shit, imagine having a PC made after 2012, much less one that can also handle that! It sure does do a clean job.

>retards first AI prompts
uncreative and dull
ngmi

I kept trying to get people to talk about WWE Calls, but I had to make this 200k by myself. I kept getting
>Lol why would a sale make it go to $100
/SMG/ Is fun for shit posting but absolutely abysmal for actual discussion

>>54469440
it's why i only come here when the market makes big red bars, to see the panic, bearposting, and shitposting

>>54469417
>alphabet negro
ngmi
>>54469440
I saw Bloomberg talking that up today. Kick ass and blessed for you, verily. What was your investment, and what were the details of the contract you chose, including the time that you chose it? I'd like to do case study.

PLTR

>>54469440
>>54469457
>>54469474
Like the CEO said he expected a sale by April. I would link to him saying that and people would just disregard it as if that isn't the most concrete evidence of price action you'll get in finance

>>54469297
>Is this code for taking shits in the street?
We call that opening a naked poot position

>>54469379
you can rent compute servers for as low as ~$0.25/hr. just spin one up for a few hours and dick around then kill it.

>>54469483

>>54469509
f-fundamentals don't m-matter...

>>54469440
you could have just bought TQQQ for the same return, enjoy your lunch money i guess

>>54469483
>>54469532
what stock do i buy for a yui wife?

>futures

>>54468809

>LMAO WHY WOULD THEY ANNOUNCE THE DEAL AROUND MANIA ITS NOT PART OF THE STORYLINES

>>54469532
Obviously not here in CLOWN WORLD. What makes you interested in PLTR? I have it in the list of smg meme stocks I started last night.

>future futures

>Bidens America
https://youtu.be/kqLzrCNDiU0

>>54469632
Don't look at the bear hands

>>54469532
If fundamentals mattered the PE ratios would be single digit not triple digit in some cases

My zoomer employees just ordered chipotle through door dash. I asked her how much it cost, she said $20 plus tip for a burrito bowl. These zoomers are fucking insane to pay that.

>>54469745
Or negative in some cases.

>>54469745
I only buy companies with sub 10 PE that pay above 5% dividends
anything else is an over valued zombie company (yes apple is a zombie company at its current valuation)

>>54468718
Sell options and follow good trading rules, you can all make it!

>>54469752
they never learned to cook courtesy of their xoomer parents

>>54469660
Evolved to grasp the money of bankrupted bulls.

>>54468718
Shill me some stocks

>>54468718
So apparently not only did AMZN layoff a shitload of people in Twitch(over 400 is huge for a company with only slightly more than 2000 wagies), but there's already rumors that even more people will get cut off in the near future.

https://www.businessinsider.com/email-shows-twitch-ceo-disappointed-by-handling-of-amazon-layoffs-2023-4

Even people that worked in Prime gaming section aka Twitch's biggest money maker are getting the axe. Twitch is going to fucking die by 2024, they already made too many stupid choices and SUCK ass at budgeting their revenue/profit...

>>54469752
I've been thinking everyone still going to fast food places once combos reached over $5.85 are insane, so everything beyond that is just turbotard to me. I only get the $5 bags at Wendy's and anything else requires a *really* good coupon. I hope Door Dash gets banned.

Staplers and tape are no longer being provided to employees at Google, $GOOGL, print stations companywide as part of a cost effectiveness initiative
>4/4/2023

>Staplers and tape are no longer being provided to employees at Google, $GOOGL, print stations companywide as “part of a cost effectiveness initiative,” per CNBC.

>“We’ve been here before,” the email stated in Google. “Back in 2008, our expenses were growing faster than our revenue. We improved machine utilization, narrowed our real estate investments, tightened our belt on T&E budgets, cafes, micro kitchens and mobile phone usage, and removed the hybrid vehicle subsidiary.”

>“Just as we did in 2008, we’ll be looking at data to identify other areas of spending that aren’t as effective as they should be, or that don’t scale at our size.”

>In a statement to CNBC, a spokesperson said, “As we’ve publicly stated, we have a company goal to make durable savings through improved velocity and efficiency. As part of this, we’re making some practical changes to help us remain responsible stewards of our resources while continuing to offer industry-leading perks, benefits and amenities.”

>Among the equipment changes, Google is pausing refreshes for laptops, desktop PCs and monitors. It’s also “changing how often equipment is replaced,” according to internal documents viewed by CNBC.

You should have sold the generational top

>>54469806
DE, long term.

>>54469752
>fastfood post 1992
but for real I can get NY strip, and some decent shrimp/crab for $20/meal at Costco, depending on the tip maybe the lobster tail.

>>54469752
Stop being such a Moshe Goldberg

>>54469762
>yes apple is a zombie company at its current valuation
That's what scares me. I learned last year a lot of companies are zombie companies, it's changed how I view everything. Markets, public companies, private companies that I did accounting work for, it's not what everyone thinks it is. It's all just a front for the military. The tech that these companies have been pushing to us retail goys, it's declassified military tech. The CEOs of these companies... The mossad agents that worked on developing the tech. But it's all an elaborate larp to keep goys believing they too can work hard and wage slave their way up the ladder. The companies wouldn't survive if they didn't have wagies, specifically wagies with dreams aspirations of working hard and climbing the ranks, however impossible those ranks are to climb. But here's the thing, to take down these companies would mean taking down state pension funds and company 401ks. So why would the wagies work if that's the future? So no, LINE HAS TO GO UP. Otherwise this all just implodes in on itself.

>>54469893

>>54469752
They are financially illiterate and don't have any life experience to see the future. That doesn't really change until mid 20's

>>54469806
NVO, if I were bullish. Interest in Wegovy/semaglutide keeps climbing, Novo Nordisk continues to churn things out of their pipeline, and it's not like people are getting any less fat (without paying thousands of dollars for regular appetite suppressing shots, of course).

>>54469833
AI don't need staplers.

>>54469926

>>54469440
You heemed me anon, I had puts. I assumed that the entire alleged sale was fake and gay nonsense and the geezer was playing three card monte to hold on to power. Congratulations.

>>54469971
Man why would Vince do that when he could just get the buyers to give him control instead

>>54469833
Based GOOG putting their complacent, high and mighty, spoiled faggot employees back into their proper place, saving money, and preparing to get some work done again. They will pay well enough that people who want to get shit done will still be willing to work there, and people who want a bunch of gay shit like Harry Potter meditation rooms will fuck off. There is hope for the future of that company, assuming the GOVT doesn't chop them into bits. I hope that happens and MSFT buys Android.

SCVLeady

Are bull markets good for your health?
I lost like 10 lbs in the past month

https://youtu.be/Ir7ALVk7u-Y

>>54470000
Checked and clearly I didn't price in the insane tenacity of the 80 year old boomer.

>>54470017
fasting is to metabolism as sleep is to cognition

>>54469971
>>54470000
No a deal makes sense with Vince "getting push out"(we know that's not happening now) and they wanted it done before their television contracts get redone

>>54469440
I literally shilled calls yesterday and no one said anything except someone asking why invest in men in tights

>>54470047
That image must apply mainly to city faggots and yankees because it is nothing like that around here.

>>54469971
>>54470000
>>54470062
Also people called the WWE was getting called as soon as Nick Khan was hired as CEO in 2020.

>yields

>>54470075
It's wild anon.

What's the point of anything bros?

SOXL sisters what now?

>>54469868
If not paying $20+ to have a chipotle burrito makes me a Jew, than you can call me the king of Jews.

>>54469806
TXT. It's an aerospace/defense stock that looks reasonably priced to me.
They've reduced debt over the past few years. Operating earnings was 10 times their interest payments. A small dividend and buybacks have significantly exceeded dilution for years.

>>54470122
It's all a big video game with the objective of avoiding niggers and stopping women from doing anything without permission.

>>54469833
GOOG is literally an adult daycare
about time they actually do some work

Dead thread. Dead market. Dead country.

>>54470271
Everything crashes tomorrow

>>54470271
I'm just waiting to see what rises from the ashes of the jews that destroyed it.

>>54469600
its hypocritical of me to say now, but it looks oversold like most things. can it go up? yes, but it doesn't HAVE to just because its oversold. never invested in it the last few years because i was focused on other stocks, but coming back to it now just seemed like a good idea. as i've said before, i could be early or i could be wrong.

>>54469745
never understood P/Es so it never really mattered to me. as i've said numberous times, what matters now is what the Fed does, not what it says and not what traditional fundamentals say.

>>54470161
Looks breddy dang good in the fundamentals and the analyst ratings are optimistic. Nice rec methinks.

OOOOOOO I'm going to have to sell some stocks to cover bills because I owe the IRS 10 grand. I thought the pain stayed in last year but NOPE.

>>54470131
i sold calls at 18 so i'm going to collect my free money and buy more when/if it goes lower

>>54470386
That is a good idea. The market will crash tomorrow so sooner rather than later.

>>54470316
Well it looks to be on a steady, gradual, upward trend. I suppose the *main* concern I would have is its resilience against THE COMING GREAT HEEM EL DIPPARINO, so perhaps timing it against that would be worth considering, but in general I think I agree with you that regardless of some issues in the fundamentals, it's an interesting stock (and company, really).
>>54469936
This looks interesting too, but it sure does seem to be riding a peak despite higher analyst evaluation. I would think a lot of what I just said above applies to this as well.

Anyway, these are pretty interesting companies, I've added them to my own smg list to observe, much appreciated.

Anyone know any Chicago-specific shorts? Companies with big operations there? Bagholding office REITS?

Even if it's too late to bet on their collapse I want to lookup the fireworks tomorrow.

>>54470386
Staying out of prison is a good investment.

>>54470478
Not if he's gay

>>54470075
>>54469440
Nigger, every ticker I end up buying from here loses me money
>AQB
>TRUFF
>SOXL
>BOIL
>PLTR
>UUUU

I want to get a job as a trader. I already have a bachelor's in Math and a master's in Physics. Is there a relevant certificate or course I could take to help me land a trading job? What other credentials would look good on my resume?

>>54470485
>TRUFF
Holy fuck, I'm not even going to bother adding that to my smg meme list, I'd sooner all into WISH.

>>54470485
Looks like your problem is that you never bought VIST

Short WELLS FAGGO AND BANK OF KEKMERICA

>>54469230
$33.25

>>54470544
But JPMorgan Chase is ok, eh?

>>54470544
bnkd too broad?

>>54470478
Where's that "prison is for grinders" meme listing all the advantages? And, shit, tax evasion just gets you thrown in Club Fed, not Supermax.

>>54470565
Yeah. ironically it doesn't look too bad. .... it can def go down, but it doesn't look as bad as WELLS FAGGO..

Also JP morgan is a astrology legend. Don't want to short DE LEGEND!

>>54470565
JPM are the ones who want to slurp cheapies so probably

>>54470503
What synagogue do you attend?

holy fuck the tickers in this thread are just utter dogshit, you guys just keep delivering on short targets

>>54470580
Wells faggo earnings can drag down the entire sector. But wells faggo looks really really bad. BAC is bad as well. C and JPM looks alright...

>>54470555
Checked. That seems to me like just a matter of time. According to Mike Wilson, tech is in for another reckoning before this is all over with, and it feels reasonably close to me, but only the LORD GOD Almighty knows the actual timings and degrees of things. I will legit pray for (You).

>>54470503
It's mostly going to be on who you know more so than any actual skill initially. That said you could always throw your hat in a prop firm but that's somewhat of a gamble if it's worthwhile or if they'll more or less scam you in some fashion.
That said you could always just search for open positions and try to fill in a Quant role but as said before hope you like socializing and using connections to make it happen.

>>54469785
DIE TROON DIE

>>54470614
ur mother's pussy is utter dogshit, I had to rub ammonia on my dick to get the stank off. At least she paid good. Now, run along and buy some DE, son.

>>54470544
also GoldmanSachs and JPMorgan, literally easy money.

>>54470485
UUUU is great to swing, buy at 5, sell at 7

everyone has moved their money and now is waiting to put it back in, bagholders are buying in thinking this is the bottom.

I bought the official UNG bottom today

>>54469806
I'm partial to LMT and RTX, you can count on the military-industrial complex to make money after all.
Also RACE, Ferrari and other "luxury" companies like it often do well when the economy implodes. 2008, for example, was a profitable year and as things got unstable in 2020 it was profitable then too.

rugpull friday close or monday open

>>54470454
People talk about the US collapsing I'd argue most urban areas are already there imo. Try saving Chicago, seriously how would you even do it? Not to mention the likes of Detroit and Cleveland and NYC.

>>54470684
markets are closed for good friday anon

>>54470699
ahh thurs close even better for synagogue of satan

>futures

>>54468718
https://www.google.com/amp/s/financialpost.com/fp-finance/banking/td-shareholders-ditch-renegotiate-first-horizon-deal/wcm/e26af543-eb28-4fc0-90e5-5d64e5aa090d/amp/
You anons better be buying the FHN dip. A merger is going to happen it might not be $25 but it'll be higher than the current stock price

I've consistently lost money in stocks for the past 4 years

I just don't think I'm built for this, I'm sorry guys. For this reason - I'm out of the market.

>>54470784
it's proven that most gamblers would win on their next bet if they hadn't quit.

>>54470678
That well could be. It rolls contracts too, but one month to the next, whereas BOIL jumps months (about to go from the May to the July contract, but in contango and bearish). Godspeed.

>>54470784
bullish 2bh

>>54470784
just cheat and become a permabull

>>54470689
Giuliani became a hero before 9/11 because he cleaned up the shithole that NYC had become during the 60s and 70s. Bloomberg continued that heavy policing approach to good effect.

>>54470797
oil is for holding and shorting, then waiting for a crash then rebuying. repeat infinity.

>>54470784
The problem with this year is the dips have been caused by catastrophic bank failures...

While I did buy the dip.. looking for a dead cat bounce I did not expect it to rally.... The next dip will probably be as horrific and retail will not buy until we are near the end of the rally...

Market is rigged..

>>54470784
Bless you son, I pray well for you in other ventures.
>>54470793
It's a wonder you didn't get trips of 6.

>>54470784
Bottom signal

>>54470664
everyone is waiting for retail to run out of money first, which is soon
normies accidentally having money to throw at stocks due to covid was a complete disaster and nobody wants that environment back

>>54470810
What tickers do you like for that? I have never dabbled in oil before, but noticed that on this recent spike it just shot up and flattened, then dropped a little. I expected it to do at least a little more climbing today, but I am only beginning to observe it. I watched UCO and SCO.

>>54470835
>retail drives the market

>>54470784
Take a brake anon and try to recuperate what you can. I say don't give up though, try your hand at a demo account and build up a solid trading plan and see what works over time. Ideally when you've got your plan together and some solid data on the plan when used you'll have some more self-esteem.
It's about coming at this smart fren, don't give up!

>>54470806
90s NYC was definitely a renaissance but no one appreciated it at the time. Shame because post 9/11 NYC has forced pride and has been stagnating for like 30 years now. It's also shrinking which isn't surprising, being middle class there is basically impossible.

>>54470784
DCA until the recession is over, then ride the bull to the heavens.

>>54470854
EXCELLENT ADVICE
BLESSED
I have told my son this same thing, to paper trade his decisions for a while.

>>54470624
thank you brother. I appreciate it. I will use my capital gains for good and not evil.

Am I the only anon here that doesn’t spend any money on non necessities? (Entertainment and toys are the only things besides mortgage and bills etc)
The best way to make gains are savings gains

>>54470877
if you are in it for the long haul, I believe we are already undervalue so even if it continues to fall or crash, buying index funds/ETFs consistently will set you up for huge gains when the market recovers, and if it doesn't it means that WW3 happened and money is worthless anyways.

>>54470866
>ride the bull to the heavens

>>54469152
I am rock fucking solid

>>54469152
>gold

>not selling silver futures tomorrow, and buying them at the bottom monday
ngmi

>>54470784
90% of gamblers quit right before they make it big

>>54470897
Well, also never forget that you've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run. Sometimes it is overall better to cut losses and reposition with what's left rather than lose more, but the proper call can be incredibly difficult to determine. I am not saying that you should do that now, because I am essentially relatively clueless as to how to time or measure the hit that tech "should" be taking, but Mike has said it a few times, that a lot of it is just propped up by speculators trying to buy the dips rather than fundamentals. You might at least be in for the wait on earnings to start rolling in again.

>>54470911
Tell that to 2001. They basically got a short bit during 2007 where the overall mound rose back up to the previous levels, but took 2012 for it to catch up and stay up.

>>54470877
To be completely frank, if most people just stick to a basic, SIMPLE, trading plan and find a niche within the market they'd have more consistency over time.
For example on my end at least, I sell options on indexes and sell put condors/butterflies on normal stocks to collect premium no matter where the stock goes. Somewhat simple and is directionless, but it's a niche that can be repeated with some ease.

>>54470961
index funds are long term investments of 10-20 years for that reason, and if you are continually investing and reinvesting divies on the long downturns that is just more money that you make on the upturn.

>>54470949
thank you for the insight anon. I believe in my heart of hearts that tech will implode within the next month or two. gonna hold onto my sqqq position

Reminder to all bobos, or nigger faggots as I call them, the S&P 500 will NEVER go under 4100 ever again.

>>54470961
And the fed printing itself into a hole that they will never get out of. At least we arent as fucked as China who will hit 300% debt to gdp sooner rather than later

>>54470975
What you're already doing sounds essentially exactly what I intend building towards. I have so little to work with presently, and no way to produce income to add to it, that I have to presently focus on growing it in sorta tricky ways, but my vision includes a certain chunk built up to work options off of and keeping the gambling pile relatively smaller and separate.

>>54470911
Cant wait until ayy lmaos invade and upend our currency based capitalism system

Feeling pretty good tonight. I went to the gas station after work and there was this very polite old man trying to buy a couple of beers. It only came out to $2.63 but his card got declined. His only response was "well I guess i'm out of money" and sort of chuckled. The cashier already had it rung up and bagged up. So i stopped him and was like "hold on a second that's all you're buying, I got it. He was taken aback by this and was like "are you sure? I wish there was a way I could get you the money later" I was like dude it's $2.63 don't worry about it just pay it forward. Can't let a man travel all the way to the gas station for a beer run and leave with nothing. Little does he know i'm probably going to hand $200 to drafkings tonight anyway so what's a couple of bucks to make someones night. Frankly I need the karma for the casino tonight

>>54471015
this is what I do, and I will sell stocks if there is a real estate opportunity to buy. I maxed out my IRA's, have a years worth of expenses in high yield savings, everything else is index funds with 10% into gambling day trades.

>>54470991
>continually investing and reinvesting divies on the long downturns
Yeah, that definitely makes great sense. Sometimes I lose sight of that kind of thinking due to my elderly time horizon and desperation I reckon.
>>54471002
Yes, I saw something on China's debt to gdp just today I think, perhaps you made a comment. I remember whatever I saw told the US one, and it seems mentioned something about Europe too. It was probably either you or someone on Bloomberg.

>>54470514
I was eyeing psychadelics last year and saw the ticker a few weeks ago so I jumped and ate a $200 loss. Really i should short the market since everything in my poorfolio is bleeding off 1-2% a day

The only reason I buy stocks is because I’m not American, if I was one of you guys I would just buy guns and boxes and boxes of ammunition until I had a room full of bullets

>>54471037
I just came to the realization how quickly chinas debt has ballooned. They will stagnate just as bad as Japan once something breaks and the money faucet goes dry

>>54471023
>drafkings
You're not an investor. You are a degenerate gambler alcoholic shirtlifter pansy faggot fairy gay jewish half breed subhuman.

>>54471026
this is why boomers are all landlords, it's passive income, they pay a chunk of their profit for renters insurance and to hire a property manager. it's just more income that they never have to really think about.

Nominal GDP growth (note no one said real) is going to be insane this year.

Workers still being added like crazy.
Trillions of cash on the sidelines dying for a dip. Real income growing for 8 months now.
Consumer balance sheets strong.
Super active Fed and govt willing to ensure stability.

People ask me what do I say is falsifiable? They hate arguing with me.

I said 3500 was bottom last year and proven correct.

I said 50 bps would never happen once they went to 25. Despite futures showing 90% probability it would happen.

I created lengthy posts predicting why the current sociopolitical climate would mean Fed and govt would act swiftly, robustly and proactively if anything broke to preserve jobs and stability. Fed threw $500B at banks after panic.

Here's another falsifiable prediction: say goodbye to SPX 3800. Bear market is done, finished, finito. Never gonna see SPX red again from Jan 2023.

>>54471046
I maxed out my guns and ammo portfolio (basement) and long term food storages. Nothing else to do with my money but use it to be my nigger that makes me more funny money to buy physical assets.

>>54471056
Yes most of that is true, but at least i'll never be a disgusting gook poster

>>54471040
Psychedelics you can grow a business at home. The issue is finding enough thots to get zooted. Maybe grow the shrooms and package them in something cuter than just a chocolate bar or honey so thots dont think about chewing them

>>54471026
I was very pleased when my son mentioned interest in real estate during an investing discussion we had around Christmas. He's just a college kid presently and is only nearing the point of seeking a career level job, so not even close to the point of action on that yet, but he does have a small stock portfolio thanks to a program he is in where he gets to keep the gains from the picks we've done once its over. Anyway, I was just pleased to hear his interest in that, and I told him one of the great things about real estate is that it's real.

>>54471015
Honestly if you can spare 500-1000 bucks that should be enough to kick start a small account.
For example with SPX options,
If you sell credit spreads for 5 points wide, and kick it out to a month or so, you can collect a credit if the direction of the spread is proven correct.
IF however, you don't want to pick a direction then sell a Put Condor, sure the premium won't be great but if it's 15-30 days out on an index it's more likely to go your way than not.

post-9/11 there was this documentary that was spammed everywhere on the internet called 'Money Masters' and it really changed my perception on what 'money' is and what it is for.

i dont normally like indian chicks but i was sitting across from this cutie at an event all weekend and i think i have the brown fever lads

Why haven't you bought gold miners anon? We just broke 2k, get the fuck in.

>>54471023
>drafkings
Oddly enough the premiums on that ticker ain't bad, still prefer XSP or SPX over it but on occasion you can get decent theta gains because of it.

>>54471093
finna bouta have sex with her rn thx

>>54471071
Say that again... homophile fairy hairy dairy queery.

>>54471093
Sir?

>>54471077
Real estate will eventually face reality soon. Its boom is predicated on a soft landing. Anything else slaughters it. Commercial Real Estate is very dicey with not a lot of deals happening. Which means even more layoffs.

>>54471058
Most zoomers couldn't handle hoke ownership anyway, even some millennials too. My friend bought a house after he left the army and he's let his house completely do evolve into a crumbling mess. Lawns always overgrown, driveway needs new gravel, hedges have grown over the windows, trash everywhere, dishes flooding the sink, basement has flooded because he's too lazy to buy a new sump pump, etc. People forget that owning a home is basically a full time job.

>>54471068
Say goodbye to 3800 and hello to 1800. The fed's inability to keep it in their pants has eroded the entire world's trust in the dollar. skyrocketing commodities costs will destroy what's left of our brittle economy and trigger the worst recession since 1929

>>54471093
Get a mumbai girl, look like a pajeet but got an ass like a latina.

>>54471113
Koreans aren't people

>>54471119
truth, also why I sold my house and moved into my parents brick ranch house when they died.

>>54471113
I said, AT LEAST IM NOT A DISGUSTING GOOK POSTER!!!

>>54471083
You can compare the performance of index options writing against long SP 500 shares with CBOE indexes. Websites like Spintwig show backtesting of different index writing strategies, which also don't outperform. The only way to beat SPY buy and hold is with added leverage using margin or naked puts.

>>54471126
Greetings fellow KR shopper

>>54468923
Trump is unironically going to jail, only way deep state can clear the runway for their man Ronnie

>>54471119
I never really got this. I bought a house and everyone told me how much more work it'd be but it's been pretty easy. I just pay people to do the really shit stuff (e.g. snow shovelling) and it's minimum wage. also being able to garden is based

>>54471153
without upkeep, everything will fail at the same time and become a money sink that you can't afford. most zoomers and millenials can't change their own oil or change a tire on their car.

>>54471108
>Why haven't you bought gold miners anon?
It's well known that gold miners never make money. Their business model is selling stock, selling dreams to deluded investors.

>>54471153
Well obviously if you can just pay to have everything done it's pretty effortless, but not everyone has that luxury. I had to help replace the roof on my grandmothers place and it was a fucking nightmare. Had to go into the crawl space to replace pipes that had burst and that was a ton of fun too.

>>54471119
Nuke all HOAs, solves the issue

>>54470784
Just buy the index and you'll beat a good percentage of traders without any work. If the gains aren't enough for you go 50% index 50% UPRO and maintain that ratio quarterly

>>54471123
Dollar inflating is bullish for the stock market, you just made an argument in favor of my thesis, bobochud.

>>54471166
I was a dive dredger in Alaska sucking up gold from the river mouths into the ocean in my early 20's and made a shit load of money.

>>54471119
Doesn't seem like that much from my experience. Sure, my dad spends a ton of time gardening, but that's his hobby. You get the occasional OH SHIT moment (water heater goes out, sump pump breaks, fridge breaks) but those are spaced pretty far out. Getting to have your own space to do anything with is for sure worth it. Plus you get to grill and grow your own vegetables. Once you start eating home grown vegetables you realize how horrid the "produce" at the stores are.

>>54471139
>The only way to beat SPY buy and hold is with added leverage using margin or naked puts.
True and for most anons this is way more advisable than any complicated options strategy.
Now there is a pill here that I have shilled and will continue to shill.

Considering the way indexes and options operate, it is possible to profit from them by utilizing their tracking with SPY, IWM, and QQQ. If you cannot afford a naked put, you can still generate revenue by selling a credit spread. Moreover, you can make use of a PMCC on SPX or a Back Ratio Spread if you have some funds, and collect the premium in a directionless or directional way. Essentially, trading individual tickers might not be necessary when you have access to index liquidity and various methods to trade them, even on a budget.
So if you don't feel like waiting but still want to make something it can work but obviously one would need rules of engagement with the indexes for optimal results.

>>54471184
>Once you start eating home grown vegetables you realize how horrid the "produce" at the stores are.
That's what local farmers markets are for. As long as you don't live in some gentrified urban hellscape, finding good produce isn't hard and is cheap

>>54471184
Also no manlet screaming at you from downstairs

>>54471184
plumbing doesn't last forever, a leak will start and mold your walls and weaken foundations. If you bought a house built after 1985 this is more of a guarantee. electrical wiring also has a life span, any wooden deck or porch will rot, shingles need to be replaced maximum every 10 years.

>>54471184
>Doesn't seem like that much from my experience. Sure, my dad spends a ton of time gardening, but that's his hobby. You get the occasional OH SHIT moment (water heater goes out, sump pump breaks, fridge breaks) but those are spaced pretty far out. Getting to have your own space to do anything with is for sure worth it. Plus you get to grill and grow your own vegetables. Once you start eating home grown vegetables you realize how horrid the "produce" at the stores are.

>>54471214
Yep. Especially if you can't do the work yourself. Zoomers need to look up how much it costs to have your roof replaced. Hope you have $30k laying around

>>54471123
post your shorts anon

>>54471195
I tried a few times and it worked except for the times I got btfo'd.

>>54471255
I'm not wearing any ;)

>>54471123
fed wants massive unemployment, fed doesn't have to deal with social unrest that's the governments problem.

>>54471139
>The only way to beat SPY buy and hold is with added leverage
This makes me laugh every time.

Warren Buffet is the only one that I trust.

Biden just sent another X billion to Ukraine today. What are they spending all that money on?

>>54471173
This. Owning real estate is a big hassle. Shit's constantly breaking down.

>>54471108
>gold is up
>that mean junior miner shitcos will moon any second now
that's not how it works, it's already priced in. You want gold exposure, buy futures.

My boss told me that she got holistic medical treatment and that she may never get a cold sore again while she had her hand on my leg. How can I profit from this?

>>54471177
>50% index 50% UPRO and maintain that ratio quarterly
If anyone were to follow this strat last year they would get rekt. Leveraged ETFs will wipe you out in anything but straight bull market.

>>54471296
>may

>>54471296
transition to a woman, then claim sexual harassment, then detransition and claim that she was discriminating against homosexuals.

>>54471296
Spread her cheeks and inspect further. Dump a load in her and collect child support.

>>54471322
I'd need a bottle and a half of vodka, doubt I could get hard. She looks like the leprechaun from the horror movies blown up to 250 lbs.

>>54471339
I have faith in you anon, you can do it! don't forget to tell us how it goes.

>>54471322
>collect
the odds of that are in the negs

>>54471322
this, she has more money than you so you are the victim. get that easy pay day. every female judge in your state will side with you.

>>54471339
If rocker could get hard and bang a literal 0/10 girl in his 0/10 apartment after drinking 20 beers I think u can manage.

>>54471375
this, whiskey dick is a meme from the 80's when everyone was doing cocaine. Your dick might not feel anything though but she will have a good time.

>>54471355
>>54471383
this,

>>54470784
Same. I lost 33% in a month

>>54471347
>>54471355
>>54471375
She has herpes.

>>54470784
you aren't losing money, the value of the stock is losing value as we are entering a recession. 15 overvalued stocks are propping up the entire stock market right now. stay the course and ride it out unless you are a GME AMC bagholder.

>>54471396
If she has herpes definitely don't do it under any circumstances. That's the forever disease and will drop your stock significantly as a man.

>futures

>>54471218
Tell momo he should do a flip

>>54471450
Futures are so flat, Joe Biden's sniffing their hair.

>>54470746
>gambling on buyouts
seems like a good way to get heemed

>>54471275
SOXL shares

>>54471414
Mumu, you are ever confident of the recovery. Sane people ran the economy into the ground in '08. There are no sane people running anything right now. Yellen is as senile as Biden, and her dipshit Powell is flip a flip-flopping idiot that makes everything worse every flip and flop. Now BRICS are economically hostile and slowing petrol production to put NATO over-expended providing munitions in Ukraine into a kingsmate situation. Dollar is dead, banks will continue to collapse, unemployment will skyrocket. But at least niggers, women, and trains got to run the country for 3 years.

kek good point, we should elect bi-sexuals next time because they will fuck everyone.

Absolutely bullish

>>54471482
They said the same thing about the WWE. And let me tell you something son. Where I come from a place called /smg/ and we always gamble against the odds now can you give me a hell yeah

>>54471525
Obama already had three terms, are you sure about that?

>>54471525
Chuck. We need dick. Cause dicks fuck pussys. Dicks also fuck assholes chuck. But if there are no dicks, it’s just assholes shitting all over pussys. So there’s no shame is being a dick, chuck.

>>54471529
Stone Cold E.T...F

I don't have anything in RH anymore but I still use them to keep tabs of tickers open overnight so I can see premarket moves when I get up to pee or wake up rolling over. I was just setting it up and discovered they now offer CUSTOM SCREENERS. It is scrollable, there are many more parameter sections. This was one of the most prominent lacks to me previously. Now the primary one is fear of their ability to withstand THE GREAT HEEM TO COME (SOON/ISH).

>>54471264
There has never been a better case to long SWBI or short GEO.

>>54471549
yep 10 years later and it's still gets me.
https://youtu.be/aMmAsqtGRmk

>>54470835
I'm not sure about retail's influence on the stock market. I doubt they had enough to move it, but maybe they do have an effect in changing sentiment overall. What's more important from this graph is that savings are running out, which means debt is gonna get worse and the thing that gave the economy some tailwind recently, consumers "staying strong" is not gonna last forever.

>>54470866
I finally understand now what they mean when they say time in the market > timing the market

>>54471607
boglechads have zero losses, and can only win

>>54471629
I'll be going long in 1-2 months after the next capitulation event
I'm a mumu but from the future. I dare say I am a better mumu than thou

>>54471636
impossible!!!

what the fuck is the keyword for the spam detector reddit janny faggot? I literally want to post something without any fucking meme words.

>>54471302
You sound like you just found out about letfs. Of course last year was the worst year on record for UPRO, because its runup for the previous few years had been astronomical and its top happened to coincide with Jan 2022.

But UPRO is not like SOXL or BOIL or TQQQ. Semiconductors or nat gas or tech may never recover their ATHs, but the total market is basically guaranteed to double in real terms every 20 years or so because that's how the world economy has grown for all of recorded history. 4% a year on average.

Which means last year was an incredible buying opportunity for UPRO unless you made a lump sum purchase right at the top

Anyone use the thinkorswim web client? I can't install the desktop software on my work computer.

Look at this hand and tell me as a red blooded male you aren't turned on...

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=8XuL5xSVL7s&feature=share

>>54471732
It's called not being a poorass faggot and buying the pass.

A bunch of these companies I follow that issued "bad debt" have dumped since their issuing. I'm going to take that as a sign that it's a decent short signal.

>>54471763
>spending extra capital on useless shit that I could invest to say memewords.
why won't you ban the word nigger, faggot nip?

>>54471747
That's nice anon but how does it disprove what I said?

>>54471780
Having a bad day, Elon? How's that dogecoin going?

nikkei-borus... not rike this...

baking !!

>>54471561
But thats a great reason to buy GEO. Someone has to jail the out of control niggers and put them in a neo chattle slavery system.

Man what the fuck happened to DXY

>>54471862
>Someone has to jail the out of control niggers
Do you know what year this is?

>>54471780
let gottem

Tomorrow i'm going all in on puts and nothing can stop me.

>>54471918
>buying in for bloody monday
lol they are going to talk about nothing but trump being arrested and ignore the banks collapsing.

>>54471926
Pulling the wool over your eyes, anyone that makes money knows when the media gives us a distraction to profit.

>>54471926
I dont have reason to buy puts, I'm buying them because I feel like it.

>>54471976
I do it to fuck everyone that tried to fuck me, and fuck them harder.

>>54471932
>>54471932
>>54471932
>>54471932

>>54471179
Nope

WHOAH I just had a HUGE breakfast
Feels good not being POOR.
Just imagine if I didn't have the financial means to do whatever I wanted, wouldn't that be shit?

Anyways, good morning straight white men of /smg/ only.