/biz/ - Business & Finance

has the whole world gone topsy turvy

>>54464523
FRIST
(I HAD TO WAIT 50 SECONDS TO POST THIS)

Bought more AAL puts

>>54464523

power hour or sour hour?

>>54464523
Your early bake is as dumb as your bing ai photo.

>>54464492
In all fairness space is fake and gay so it doesn't really matter.

The red crab.
>>54464550
It's a fun movie but probably the biggest Verhoeven shlock. Half of the cast is either raping or busting their tits out. The sieges with the bubonic plague are cool though.

Wallah NVDA will never be above 276 EVER AGAIN

Baggies rofl.

>>54464588
BASED ALT TAKE

Guys I'm having second thoughts about my corolla purchase. I could have held out for the bussy.

Time's running out mumu, you're going to carry those bags

Indexchads are fine.

>>54464635
This just came on shuffle for me, not even kidding:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B224XDJw6g

AI bros...

>>54464588
If space is fake and gay, why are they fixing to put a monkey on the moon?

>>54464634
Why settle for ab eBussy when you could of had a SOLO. I can't believe that stock became a meme here for a while.

>SCHW under 50
Fuck I'm so tempted...

>>54464651
back to your containment board with that ape nonsense
>>54461355
>>54461355

>>54464645
>Dear sister
>Prepare the tranches
>We have a world to cleanse

>>54464670
A monkey is not an ape.

last night i came in a fertile 36yo woman

>>54464651
They aren't sending anything to the moon because the moon isn't real it's just a hologram. The only place they are sending a monkey is to the deserts in Utah to a movie set.

>>54464660
SOLO was my favorite meme stock

>>54464671
>-0.74%

>AMC
Kek baggies

>>54464534
"When history witnesses a great change, Razgriz reveals itself... first, as a dark demon. As a demon, it uses its power to rain death upon the land, and then it dies. However, after a period of slumber, Razgriz returns, this time, as a great hero."

>>54464637
FOR ONLY A SHORT TIME REMAINING
THEN YOU SHALL WAIT
A MINIMUM OF A DECADE
BEFORE YOUR POSITIONS
FIND SUPPORT AGAIN
AT THEIR PRESENT LEVELS
IF
FUCKING
EVER
JUST LOOK
AT THE S&P
FROM 2001
TO 2012

>>54464671
Daughters of Bog lol

>>54464698
Don't worry. The wholesome gamer slop blockbusters will save cinema.

>>54464677
Was a joke desu.

>>54464523
What is a good place to buy stocks? im a retard. Id prefer it to have an app just so i can check it on my phone while im out.

SOON.

>>54464702
*pats ur head*

>>54464726
Ah man too soon for Sannaposting.

Guys mannarino said theres gonna be war. Should i be scared

>>54464723
Any broker worth a shit has a mobile app these days.

>>54464690
SOLO is one of the very few smg meme stocks that's been green today, over 3%.

>>54464734
>>54464726
onlyfans when?

>>54464723
I'd say Schwab but they're constantly changing their UI. I can't imagine what their phone app is like.
>>54464708
Who is this lovely creature?

>>54464749
>>54464738
so schwab?

I bought amzn calls today fuck all of you

>-0.70%

>>54464523
Sell options, theta is your fren

>>54464726
*pops boner and grabs by the pussy*

...I bought high
...sold low
...and now it's even lower, so I'm glad I gtfo

>>54464749
I think you mean *what* is this lovely creature?

>>54464723
You probably should start out by physically picking up shares before you start taking chances doing it digitally. I started out by renting shares at stockbuster before I started buying them for myself.

>>54464747
She's out of the job now so... soon?

>>54464734
Why? You don't believe the fake news about the election, right?

I have opened a position in SCHW

>>54464762
On what stocks?

>>54464781
>stockbusters
>not pirating stocks
ngmi

>>54464787
Frankly, I'm not even sure Finland exists.

>>54464756
I use TDA but Fidelity or Schwab are also good choices, unless the recent bank kerfuffles have you spooked about Schwab (TDA is owned by Schwab as well)

have $124 left in my HSA but $1,200 in medical bills, how can I 10x that piddling sum to pay off these fucking (((doctors)))?

>>54464776
She was pretty good through use of make-up and creative camera angles to hide that massive mutt nose for a long time. Once I finally saw it unedited I was disgusted. Musk should be ashamed of himself for putting his based autist seed in that.

>>54464794
how many years for the divys to cover the FRC loses?

>>54464663
Today's entire market dump was caused by JPM. Banks naturally want each other to go down. Not saying that SCHW is safe, but the sharks are swimming around it.

>>54464723
Robinhood. You are going to fuck up really early on and then you are going to become so determined to never lose money you will own primarily Vanguard Funds and buy options with .00001% of your total portfolio.

And you will become strong or you will fall into the eternal flows of /smg/ scams and x3 leverage foolishness but you will be strong.

>>54464571
Wtf am I watching here?
Why is the riot police in mud next to some cloaked priest?

>>54464801
It doesnt
The whole place is AI generated
Have you ever met anyone who said theyve been there? Thats what I thought

>>54464816
Just send them like $5 a month and tell them to be glad they're even getting that. Medical debt isn't reported on your good goy score report anyhow.

>>54464801
Finland... who told you of the lost realm of Fingol's Lands?

>>54464794
Nice.

>>54464834
$900 of it is towards a very lawsuit happy hospital :(

>>54464771
>you have to open microsoft edge to use bing ai
nah im just not gonna open it is all haha

>>54464798
Any in theory, just need decent liquidity and decent risk to rewards.
Personally, I like to shill selling options on indexes such as SPX, RUT, NDX, XSP, and so on.

Kek boil baggies
Kek oil baggies
Kek always gonna toil baggies
Kek head ass aluminum foil baggies.
Kek broil a baggie
Kek radioactive soil for burying a baggie

>>54464723
Fidelity, don't listen to these jabronies

>>54464723
E*TRADE then plus what >>54464823 said other than Robinhood because E*TRADE is by Morgan Stanley and will not be folding up shop when picrel occurs (soon/ish).

>>54464830
thats from germany. a bunch of leftist hippies and students were protesting in the woods, because the oil industry wanted to take the land. the police tried to end the whole protest, but in the end mother nature stood in their way.

>>54464867
I bought BOIL at 4.5 and will set it at 60 in 8 months. It's really that simple.

>>54464830
An online threat was made "in Minecraft". Little did they know they would encounter a true wizardanon.

>>54464871
Just send western Balkanites with sticks and chains
There would be no protests, and it's cheaper

>>54464860
>not getting the $10 monthly Walmart gift card from Bing Rewards
TICKERS SHGY & DGY

>>54464901
>441chaim
ironic

>>54464867
You think my oil days are done do you?

>>54464870
>>54464870
Fair but even if RH closed shop your shares would just get transferred to another Brokerage just like if any other Brokerage went under.

>>54464871
I thought he was casting spells.
The shove at the end was priceless.

>>54464901
>devoting part of your precious day every day to their stupid polls and puzzles just to get $10 a month

>>54464854
Ah that sucks. Can you negotiate a lower settlement? I'd say that I don't think they'd bother suing over $900, but you never know. I got sued over a $2400 credit card debt a long time ago and was forced to capitulate. They were willing to accept $1400 and I paid it to avoid court.

>>54464871
>>54464830
Clearly an earth wizard.

I went all in gold silver miners in October

>>54464867
kek indeed
BASED

>>54464794
if you're this desperate you have a better chance making your money back on FRC by buying AI

>>54464901
>ChiaimaChamn?
wtf is going on here?
AAPL this thing is META level retarded.

>>54464928
the priest was a small meme here in germistan. a earth mage, casting " root " crowd control on his enemies

for me it's Snyder's of Hanover Honey Braided Twists

Realistically, what will Oil do over the next 3 months?

>>54464880
>reverse splits
>sells at 60 at a loss anyway
kek

>Virgin Orbit goes bankrupt after going public through SPAC
Why didn't any of you retards short SPACs when they went public at ridiculous valuations, Virgin Orbit is the first of many SPACs to either go bankrupt or be delisted.

>>54464920
THAT'S GREAT ENJOY HAVING YOUR POSITIONS TANK WHILE EVERYTHING IS LOCKED AND YOU WAIT ON THE SIPC TO SORT THE SHIT AND YOU CAN'T SELL AND JUST HAVE TO HOOOOOODL WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

>>54464880
she knows what's she's doing, the little slut

>>54464960
Honestly that fraud news sounds like a textbook hit job. If I was super desperate I would just sell my bags and go all in on GFAI but I just can't. I'm not going to sell my FRC until Dimon rips them from my cold dead hands at $2 a share.

What's /smg/ doing for lunch today? For me? It's a spicy ramen bowl, a turkey, cheese, and guac sandwich, some lays dill chips, and a KO zero. Yes this is almost the exact thing I had yesterday.
>inb4 clean your kitchen
>inb4 someone calls me fat
>inb4 someone calls me poor
>inb4 some /ck/ sperg tries to convince me to make my own ramen from scratch and tries to turn me into a white woman dog mom meal prepper

Kek wagies

>>54465011

>>54465010
well I bought AI. Same strategy as me buying MCB last thursday when fintwit was cooming over some rando's substack short thesis.

Didn't bother reading either. I just trade the charts and expect to flip it tomorrow if service PMI doesn't wreck the markets.

>>54464831
>>54464801
The CEO of General Motors claims to be of "Finnish" descent. Is it all made up? Is GM another Theranos?

>>54465011
Clean your kitchen you poor fat fuck who can't make his own ramen.

Also I had beef barley soup & coke zero.

>>54464523
Actually I'm the 30k silj calls anon.

They were leaps. Theyre worth 50k now.

...tragically I lost 50k on puts though on SPY ending in early March.

So... the SILJ paid off but shorting this jewish market did not.

I think some jews decided today was the day.

>lannett

>tfw I shorted novidya top

>>54464997
Anon. I am a Boglehead. I think I'll be fine. You don't need to get so uppity.

>>54465045
Barley is underutilized frankly

>>54465011
Same usual oats with honey/raisins/cinnamon and olive oil in place of buttah
BRUNCH
MFR

I regret my purchase of INTC this morning thinking this was a reasonable dip when it has only been going up for over a month now.

>futures

i made $20 from snapchat :)

>>54465011
Reminds me of my brother's kitchen and eating habits. I tried for decades to get him to eat better, he just wouldn't. Dead at 40 something to a massive coronary. Vaxxed too. For all he knew about the corruption of the human soul, he couldn't contain the thought that government would allow people to eat shit that was designed for short-to-live combat troops or people stuck in a bunker, and would poison everyone else if eaten regularly.

Another HI and if you'll tell me your insurance company I'll short them too please?

>>54465081

>>54465062
Yeah, wife got a book of soups from a friend and this one is pretty gud. Basically just beef stew with barley instead of potatoes

>>54465060
Based course-stayer.

>>54465025
I haven't done any real work in like 5-6 months and my fucking job won't lay me off. They moved me to a support roll where I'm supposed to start being on-call on weekends, and that's when I checked out and stopped trying at all. But they won't lay me off. I'm ready for the next adventure honestly, but as long as these paychecks keep coming for nothing it behooves me to just sit here. I don't want to be comsci anymore, it's clearly bad for my soul. I want to work in a haunted house and scare tourists for shitty wages while surviving off divvies. And I'm one economic crash + one severance package away from my dream coming true.

sour hour is finally here

>>54465075
>oats
>honey
>olive oil
What the hell is with the olive oil? Also that's not really a meal, thats basically rabbit food.

>>54465030
If little Caesars ever went public I'd go all-in.

I have been seriously considering opening a franchise and work it myself to profit more. No hiring anyone, just me and 1-2 /biz/ partners. Maybe hire a cute zoomette down the road.

>>54464486
>>54464489
>>54464492
>>54464511
>>54464540
I don't care which planet the satanists worship. Cope.

>>54464670
Nigger?

>>54465090
Hey man my lunch isn't that bad. Also how the hell did your brother die at 40? Was he completely sedentary? That's very young to die regardless how you eat.

>>54465060
Well in that case then enjoy Robinhood's excellent programs of interest on your cash, and round up contributions for each debit card use. I miss them, their offerings are mostly kick ass, but once banks and non-profitable start ups started tanking I looked at RH's fundamentals and moved into the MORGAN STANLEY FORTRESS. Otherwise, I'd probably keep using RH until I got a certain amount POCKETS FULL O' $$$.

>>54465102
Kek. Same, I called off sick yesterday. It's not like the problems that give me are hard it's just that they're not MY problems you know? Truly a soul crushing existence to be a code monkey. I need to start my own non-tech business.

>>54465109
FUCKIN' BASED

>>54465048
Does... does nobody care?

>>54465106
I figured going all in on automation as soon as its profitable would be an obvious move but for a franchisee. If an old franchise loses its wagies people might resent it but if it's something like "Hey they opened a chick-fil-a but it's got robots!" normalfags would flock to it

>>54465102
Damn son, I'm in the same boat. I enjoy programming but being a software dev at someone else's company is horrible. I'm hoping to make enough so I can get a house with a cheap mortgage then do my dream job of janitorial work (not the free kind).

>>54465030
Is that a 4 Loko? At this hour?

>>54465081
Why?

>>54465011
You should try making ramen from scratch, the basic ingredients for the noodles can be found in every kitchen, and it's way better and a healthier option because you can add all kinds of fresh produce to your bowl. Then what you do is you can make a bunch of noodles ahead of time, and add a spoonful of better than bouillon, your fresh veggies (i like baby bok choi, and scallions) you can do hard boil egg, or what ever and you can fill like 10 containers and all you have to do is add the hot water and put the cover on for a few minutes and you're good to go.

Fed will shrink its sheets, stocks will dump. Simple as.

Bobos win again

Mumu, what happened??

You were so cocky last night...

>>54465158
>shrink its sheets

>>54465011
Enjoy your colon cancer

>>54465157
Can you hear me baggot I'm up over $20k on my SILJ calls.

>>54465106
You should do it. If I was free to live as I choose I'd have a ball with something like that.

DPZ or WEN.

>>54465124
Other than you seem to be capable of cooking your own rice, he ate like you do, preservative foods for ease and "flavor". And he was vaxxed and easily 70-80 pounds overweight for the last 15 years of his life.

>>54465048
Dang, that is hard core shit, I too would have guessed the S&P would have tanked by March. At least you exactly broke even rather than get HEEMED.

>>54464848
I think Tolkien based his elven languages on Finnish.

>>54465164
Posts shorts,bobo

People are selling their sister's panties to buy SOXS.

>>54465173
Oh, I see, you're actually down by 30k in that mix.

>>54465106
I unironically would work for you. I fucking love working pizza jobs. I used to work at a little Caesars but they were shady as fuck. They would over hire by about triple the staff and then fire 2/3rds of them once they found the ones they liked without a reason. I got fired because the Karen manager just didn't like me for some reason. Wasn't performance based or anything. I was never given a reason why I was fired. If I was wasn't young and stupid then I would have legally made their life difficult. Fast forward now, they've long since went out of business kek.

>>54465145
At Little Caesars you never have to talk to a human being. They are all-in on automation. It'd just be me and the bros in the back, making food and browsing /biz/. I just wonder how hard the work would be? It's been awhile since I worked retail

>t software engineer

The recipe tastes almost like 90s deep dish pizza hut, for a fraction of the cost. I wonder how they keep the prices so low. It is still goyslop, but I make an exception for it.

>>54465170
Yeah, is silver over $30 yet? Did you eat your own dick yet?

>crabbing even in the final hour
FUCK YES!!!!!!!! i fucking LOVE the crab!! snib snab snib snab ahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah

>>54465132
>>54465146
Based lads. It's weird how much scratch I'm making, and for how little effort, but it's still miserable. Everyone is either a boomer, a weirdo, or as miserable as me. The retarded thing is I was having a good time for a few years when they actually let me write code. I was knocking out these bullshit python scripts every day, fun and easy, but they moved a bunch of people to a dipshit support role instead. I want to live in a small-mid size city with a college, maybe in wisconsin or ohio (after they clean up the chems, poor fucks) and do something fun instead. I know it's a dipshit fantasy to leave all this money on the table though, so for now I persist.

>>54465044
They just half-Khazaks and quartasians hired to keep up appearances. Like yeah there's totally a country right next to the countries with all the blond people where people look Asian and where Santa lives.

This is a "totally" "real" town in "Finland" and definitely not a TV set in British Columbia.

>>54465141
Naw bro, I care. I like your booba posting, as well.
I've been buying GLD and JNUG shares/calls; it's paying off.
Looking at platinum, but can't find much for stock market exposure.

>>54465048
>but shorting this jewish market did not.
Been there

>>54465011
>actually eating the exact same goyslop as the day before
and a bleep bloop blorp to you my friend

>>54465192
Good to know. Crowdfund a new store, when? 4 of us could each do 25K, and then alternate shifts. Ah the dream...

>Oil

>>54465157
Look baggot, that all sounds like a chore and I also don't have the benefit of having a live in gook either.
>>54465172
Thats really sad man. I know people who literally eat fast food every meal and smoke that are still alive in their 50's. Your brother just got dealt a bad hand.

>>54465011
>>54465157
It also saves you a ton of time that you can spend on other things, like having sex with your dog.

>>54465178
Sanskrit.
>mātár
>pitár
>duhitár

Sounds straight out of the Silmarillion

>>54465011

I thought we might make some money today

>>54464867
Kek turn to stone gargoyle a baggie

>>54465252
If that's actually what you're eating that's a very strange lunch.

I'm sorry, I take it back: Finland is real.

>>54465196
Depends on the day and the time. Most of the day and week is probably slow as shit then Lunch, Dinner and Weekends is probably a slap in the face. Remember they added online ordering so they went from making primarily Hot and Ready Pizzas back to making orders.

>>54465210
Yeah, as Russian psyops go, it's pretty mediocre.

bear bros... it's our time to feast.

>>54465252
Yuck swine

>>54465283
Little Caesars basically does have hot and ready's anymore unless you're just going to go in and grab the regular pepperoni pizza. They have a 30 shelf life so they are constantly having to throw perfectly good pizzas away.so they try and shy away from it to reduce food waste. I don't blame them, I always order through the app anyway ahead of time. But the LC in my town is always fucking busy because it's cheap and their deep dish is fucking solid for the price. Plus they brought back the pretzel pizza which is top tier goyslop

>>54465252
would be even better with some banana slices

>>54465104
I'm cutting down on sat fats for muh blood pressure, son. I also use skim mozzarella in muh pintos.

>>54465281
Was the photoshopping really necessary

>>54465315
Indeed but the only ones I have are still too green

>>54465243
Get a hunch, a real rag tag bunch
In school, he kept a doo-rag in his bag lunch
Just to eat heads on some breakdance shit and spit
He writ this skit in Sanskrit
If the pants fit, sport 'em, but rock 'em low
Your man like Rollo on the slow, can't knock it though
It's like the same hustle, bro, two knuckles glow
Tucked-in Le Tigre—just let the name-buckle show
Good googly moogly—see that loogie?
Yeah—but keep it on the D.L. Hughley
You don't watch her, he might house her like Doogie
Just to cut her loosie like, *swoosh*—Mitsurugi

>>54465289
>Feast

More like snacc.

>>54465314
I mean it makes sense they would prefer moving towards online orders and for the customer online ordering is just more convenient since even during the peak of H&Rs you could still be SOL if there was a run on the store. So it is best all around.

>>54465234
He didn't like going out once he got big, and then he just stayed inside being afraid of going outside and being embarrassed, which meant he got bigger and more pasty every year. He had a few decent summers, but I think he was spanking it to chans in the last few months.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShlW5plD_40

NUGT related vid for a mid term?

>>54465338
god i hate niggers so much

Shill me some big dick moves for my goombling account.

>>54465338
Is this like an average Tuesday afternoon in the hood?

>>54465338
Nice, even ran him over at the end for good measure

>>54465382
PHG,NGE,WWE

>>54465338
Someone's flag football team is missing a wide receiver. That was some amazing footwork.
Nice NASCAR team driving.

More HI.

>>54465345
I actually prefer it. There were too many times Id go in for a supreme pizza or a pretzel pizza and they'd say "uh we don't have any of those right now it's gonna be 10 minutes". I might as well just call ahead at that point. Hot and ready was a cool idea for awhile but it's really not necessary anymore.
>>54465360
That's why I work physical labor jobs, I'm always moving for at least 8 hours a day. So no I don't go to the gym, and yes my back is destroyed, but I'm getting a fuck ton of walking in everyday and getting some functional strength. That's why I refuse to be a cubicle cuck. I know I'd be like 300lbs if I was.

>>54465314
You guys still have little Caesars? I used to do taxes for the local little Caesars franchisee operating 3 stores pre COVID. Then the minimum wage increases hit and he's still selling the same $5 hot and ready. Wasn't worth keeping the stores open anymore so he shut the 2 in nice white suburbs down and only kept the 1 in the nigger suburb open. I used to like the pretzel crust with the nacho cheese

>>54465338
wow it's just like rocket league

>>54465338
Why all the blurring?

>>54465338
Who is the nog being chased by and why are even the cars blurred?

>AMC down 25%
jej

>>54465243
Interesting. Yeah, it does.

>>54465453
Kek baggies

>>54465401
Exactly I do the same for Qdoba's or Chipolte since I hate those damn lines. Kind of wild how online ordering is killing McDonald's even though they were one of the first ones on it back in the day. It's wild how the first on the scene of new Tech are rarely the ones to actually benefit from it.

>>54465401
Live in West Michigan LC is huge here... we know it is low tier but eh it's cheap and still pizza. Generally don't eat it too much it will ruin me.

>>54465441
>cars blurred
protecting the innocent

Guess this is the day semiconductors die.

>>54465420
They upped their prices after covid. Not by much, but enough to where everyone kind of meets in the middle. They generally only have 3 people running a store as well so I think they cut down on labor. I wish there wasn't such a stigma about older people working in food service because I'd totally go back to making pies for a living. I worked at hungry Howie's, and at little Caesars over the years, and I never really felt like it was a job. I liked doing it and it's a chill job with minimal customer interaction.

>>54465441
creditors

>oil bout to dump
>gold going up
You know what happens next,right?

>>54465441
He clearly 'dindo nuffin'

>>54465441
Looks like local police 'ghost cars'. Common stuff. Not sure why they gave him the street cat treatment, though.

How can I get Warren Buffet to invest my money for me?

>>54465483
Don't beat around the bush. What do you think?

SO FUCKIN' TEMPTED
TO SLUUUUUUUUUURP
THIS
DE
>DE
DE
FOMO
>FOMO
FOMO
I already missed $384 the other day and have cried ever since.

>>54465488
Did you miss the part where he was waving a pistol with an extended magazine at them?

>>54465497
Buy BRK.B.

>>54465488
>Not sure why they gave him the street cat treatment, though.
Why not? It needs to be standard procedure if anything.

>>54465508
what are you a heretic? that was a priest of America's religion that was martyred.

>>54465481
I made and delivered pies while getting my BS and MS in accounting. Making pies, jamming tunes, smoking weed and cigs, free food, hot girl co workers, those were the days. Except when the dishwasher gets fired for throwing away all the dishes instead of washing them and you have to stay all night washing dishes and cleaning the kitchen by yourself for minimum wage.

>>54465498
I really wish I could find the audio so I can hear him screaming "we gaaaaaannnnn". Lmao

>>54464990
Like the soxl reverse split lololilololololokoik

>>54465507
DANG, 395 now. But the BEAR in me knows that this is not anywhere near THA DIPPARINO.

Are these good returns for a month?
I just picked them semi randomly and left them there for a month.
I'm wondering if I should buy them. It's a stock simulator.

>>54465497
Buy BRK.A.

Goddamnit kid rock just keeps getting more based. Short BUD.

>>54465575
Son, any returns are "good". Everything is on the verge of FUCKIN' TANKIN' any day now, tho. What was the non-random aspect of your utilized criteria?

dang 34 counts of witchcraft? they're gonna fucking burn him at the stake aren't they? this is going to be horrible for the market.

Where's the power hour that I was promised, you chuds?

>>54465498
well that meme is dark as fuck- the recording was around for a while?

>>54465605
Bud light is shit, seriously any other Dad beer is better

>>54465620
This nigga ain't seen Joker lmao

>>54465613
Men cannot be witches. It's all a ploy. What they're doing is setting precedent to put Hilary on trial.

>>54465615
You're late that was yesterday. Next stop spy 200

>>54465610
I wanted to pick stocks that were ai, robotics and biotechnology related.
I found out anet is a competitor of Cisco and that novt just gave out grants for robotics afterwards but it's hard to find news on any real progress.

>>54465627
I always thought that was the German piolet that crashed the plan into a mountain..

>trump gets arrested
>market tanks
democrats destroy everything they touch

>>54465630
i mean it's a good defense, but it's 2023, we've been putting men in women's prisons for years now, and I don't know if the jury will buy it. the burden for him to prove he is in fact not a witch is a very high standard. i just don't know if he's going to be able to prove his innocence.

>>54465665
I think you're mistaking cause and effect.

>>54465664
Nah, Tenerife was a couple planes colliding on a Canary Islands runway. You're thinking of Germanwings, which was an instance of Baneposting meme magic manifesting in the real world.

>>54465644
This strikes me as reasonable enough long term thinking. I personally am of the mind that the established big boys with those things in their composites and roadmaps will buy up any of the smalls that show any real promise, but that might cause me to lose a good pump somewhere in the mix, too. All of them are about to CRASH HARD tho, and the unprofitable ones will be destroyed, and the big boys will be in SCOOPABLE DIPS!

>>54465623
Bud light is what it is. I refuse to drink it anymore obviously but if you drink a super budget beer like keystone then drink a bud light you'll notice the increase in quality. That being said bud light isn't cheap anymore. You used to be able to get it for like $10 a 15 pack, but now it's like $15, so fuck that. I can still get my keystone for $9.99 a 15 pack and it's a Coors product.

>>54465615
Refueling the rocket ship

>>54465695
Incidentally now might be a good time to short JETS.

>>54465155
some parasites will infect crabs so they'll pull off their limbs before they spread

Soon™

>>54465484

>>54465695
I had never seen this incident. Literally was laughing with tears in my eyes. I swear we live in a simulation and 4chan is the mainframe.

>MOC IMBALANCE 300 MLN SELL-SIDE.

final five soon

Kek baggies

WWE BROS!

>>54465698
For me, it's Miller Lite

>>54465695
the world is a strange place...

bobobros we finally had a day!

>>54465695
The house with the "bane mask" like roofing is missing from the picture.

>>54465696
Yeah the upcoming crash stops me from buying them too. And if there were I crash id probably get Microsoft and google. But google seems kind of weak right now.

>>54465730
LOOKIN' BETTAH!

>>54465730
Oh damn, you averaged down?

thread theme
https://youtu.be/eJlUfHnjpjM

WTHWT!?!?!

>>54465773
Miller lite tastes like piss to me. I've reached the point where I don't even bother buying anything other than garbage budget beers. I draw the line at natty though. I won't drink that trash.

>>54465759
I sold the top for my calls, still have my bags @80 avg
Feels surreal, been thinking about it and this seriously may be the best play I'll make this year. Not sure how to feel about it

>>54465766
Who the fuck shorts JPMorgan?

>>54465796
Scoopsies that's literally a child

>>54465809
Power hour

>>54465808
It's the least shitty tasting light beer I've found. I try to drink Ultra now and then but goddamn, that stuff is basically just water.

>>54465788
Kyle Rittenhouse is a cuck?

-0.98

So fucking close to a perfect crab

>>54465841
BS power 10 min fucked DRV

God I got heemed today... Lost $50.96 gambling on lottery tickets

Ding Ding Ding, How did you do today anon?

>>54465781
Well, my own son has almost identical investment ideals as yours, and I told him essentially the same thing I did you, and MSFT was my primary recommendation for now, along with DE. The thing about Google is that, aside from the fact that they have slipped a lot under the jeet, they are now facing a pretty serious shot at being CHOPPED BY THE DEMS. Otherwise, if they can make it through that, they are near bargain prices for the long term future as they will likely reach deep and produce some surprises for the world in due time. AMZN will also be big in this as they seek to automate warehouses and delivery. TSLA will also be a major player in AI/robotics but will need to board boot the fuckin' sperg leader and stop overpromising/underdelivering and pissing off all of the faggot libs who are also very much paying customers for "green tech". META also stands a chance of being a big player in AI and VR if they can survive GOVT CHOPS and another sperg head. Do not underestimate DE in all of this.

MOC imbalance 300 mil to the sell side.

>>54465786
>>54465788
I'm either flying or I'm crying tomorrow

>>54465796
>>54465827
>born on May 8, 2007

>>54465827
I know. isn’t it amazing?

>>54465877
I boughted

>>54465877
>+3,71%

>>54465877
I impulse-bought VLO.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>54465796
chung lee combat legs if she trains that.

>>54465897
Poor kid is going to end up getting chained up in scoopsies apartment.

>>54465889
>Recorded November 27, 2020
look at that!
we can calculate her exact age down to the fucking day now! :)

>>54465877
-1.28%

>>54465877
Decent, only one trade today, 8 points on the ES. Caught an okayish portion of the first downwards move in the morning.
Obviously missed a lot of opportunities, but I'm okay with it. Moving closer to my ultimate goal, which is being able to trade profitably with just an hour or two a day at most spent looking at the charts

>>54465877
>up +$9

>>54465880
Google is behind on the AI race because they literally filled a department full of DEI hires and gave them full control over AI alignment. Wasted assloads of time trying to create an LLM that was equity focused.

>>54465911
>>54465877
oh yeah.. uh.. markets and shit..

FUCK COINBASE

>>54465911
Today has been fucking awful for me. I need to look for a new job.

I went short COIN though and that’s going okay.

>>54465877
Sorry ding ding dinger, I didn't notice your post...

Should I buy Capcom? They hit ATH and something tells me Dragon's Dogma 2 will be very successful.

>>54465877
+2%

>That volume

Reminder that this woman right here successfully dumped on COIN baggies a couple of months ago

>>54465934
>>54465877
I see people post in dollar value or percentage. No idea what percentage would be correct as I took a good bit of money out on monday, but this was ~800$

Why are banks down AGAIN?

>>54465952
Yeah, but they realize that and are going to put the NOSE to the grindstone until they at least inch, if not blow way past, essentially "everyone else". Bard presently sucks ass fo sho though, I have done direct comparisons between it and Bing.

>>54465880
I would not touch Tesla with a 10 foot pole. For starters their cars are mostly popular in the us. Secondly they're trying to do too many things at once. If there's going to be a winner in the robotics race I don't think it'll be Tesla.

>>54465994
They need more liquidity

>>54465877
Not checking

>>54465994
Mortgage data tomorrow.

>>54465877
I lost all of yesterdays gains, and also the dollar continues to weaken.

>>54466006
Good for that greasy Italian kid. It's a shame hes probably a fag though.

>>54465877
>Cashgang

>>54465814
JPM is a midwit play. See previous thread.

As an aside, what ever happened to journal Anon? Didn't he go all in on Canadian banks?

>>54466003
Yeah, I wouldn't touch them presently either, but long term they will likely prove to be a major force throughout daily life, biggest obstacle being Musk. He was exactly what was needed to get the ball rolling, but has become a hinderance.

>>54465918
>>54465926
my favorite part is that the comments are turned off, so there’s literally no denying that she knows

>>54466002
I simply no longer believe they're capable. When was the last time Google took over a new market with their release? When was the last time they did something that blew you away? They're old and stagnant, and they're not going to turn that around in time to win the AI fight

>>54466022
>the dollar continues to weaken.
Good reminder. DXY's been dying so this is the market with a handicap enabled.

>>54466050
>>54466050

>>54466051
Fuck yeah, early baking makes the autists SEEEETHE!

>sell
>market goes up
>buy
>market goes down

Am I retarded? I guess I'll just stick to dividends.

>>54466041

>>54466041
I'd argue theres a 90% chance shes a victim of human trafficking, the fact she's Russian doesn't help.

>>54466020
You think people still paying them + property taxes... Who doesn't pay their mortgages.

>>54465796
That is an interesting comment, thanks "Mr. Cummies".

>>54466022
The dollar should continue to weaken, pretty much every economic model on the price of money uses the same chart for shocks. Market overshoots the price change and then gradually returns to the true exchange value. Fisher, Keynes, and Friedman are all in the same boat on this one

>>54466042
Eh, they've got a lot of long term R&D under their belts that are still not matured enough to make public. A lot of it is things that would be incredibly difficult for anyone else to start from scratch on. Worse case scenario, they will get bought out for all of that R&D/data/name recognition. Most likely they will eventually bear some fruits that will seemingly come out of nowhere, but have actually been stewing for a mightly long while, largely having been seeded under Schmidt. And, like the MSFT jeet said, they have just made Google start dancing.

>>54466041
What the fuck man.

>>54466088
They largely killed off their big idea R&D in 2020
https://www.engadget.com/2020-02-20-alphabet-makani-chronicle-jigsaw-other-bets.html

>>54466150
Yeah, doing a little cutting, shuffling, adjusting, re-adjusting is not the same as killing it *all*. It's only natural that *some* of the branches will be trimmed/slashed, while others remain. I avoid them as much as possible, but as an investor they still hold a *mega* amount of potential.

>>54466006
I bet this homo's got some epic saggy skin and stretch marks

>>54466041
how is it not obvious that she's being exploited by her family or someone close to her to make some quick cash?